Yeah I couldn't give two shits if someone wanted to celebrate Joe Biden's demise. Have at it.* Archived Message Posted by Warrin'_Illini on May 19, 2025, 8:47:43, in reply to "True story" Previous Message Also, fuck Biden. Previous Message Previous Message Former President Joe Biden was diagnosed with an “aggressive form” of prostate cancer, according to a statement from his personal office Sunday, and it has spread to his bones. “Last week, President Joe Biden was seen for a new finding of a prostate nodule after experiencing increasing urinary symptoms. On Friday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, characterized by a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) with metastasis to the bone,” the statement said. It continued, “While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.” Message Thread: | This response ↓ Joe Biden with prostate cancer. - gullit May 18, 2025, 15:50:01 When Joe dies, assuming it’s before orange weenie dies - TarheelIllini May 19, 2025, 17:10:01 dotz - Sounder May 19, 2025, 18:47:23 Stage 9 seems bad - Sounder May 19, 2025, 16:35:43 I’m surprised Trump didn’t claim he had stage 10 himself to 1-up Biden* - shua May 19, 2025, 18:53:26 I have the best cancer. Some say it's the most impressive cancer anyone has ever had. When my Dr - UofIL6 May 19, 2025, 19:45:08 I call it my beautiful, beautiful cancer. Cancer has always been my favorite word.* - Stu May 19, 2025, 19:55:07 They even make the things they want a scandal - snipes824 May 19, 2025, 18:41:55 From stage 4 yesterday to stage 9 today; that’s pretty damn aggressive* - timmer May 19, 2025, 17:23:00 I don't think the Gleason score has anything to do with how long the cancer has developed - Stu May 19, 2025, 16:49:28 well, I think the joke is there is no Stage 9 cancer in the first place* - assassin May 19, 2025, 16:56:00 I was giving Trump the benefit of the doubt, because he’s so stupid - Stu May 19, 2025, 16:58:09 It's inexcusable that he hung on as long as he did. I'm sure it's intoxicating being the - Warrin'_Illini May 19, 2025, 16:49:11 And for destroying the DNC and MSM in one fell swoop he will go down as an American hero - memester May 19, 2025, 17:10:25 Ooo - Herman Blume May 19, 2025, 18:35:35 If Donald Trump has dementia, how would we know?* - Warrin'_Illini May 19, 2025, 17:17:22 He would seem smarter* - Stu May 19, 2025, 18:07:14 An astute hypothesis given his anti-fragile nature - memester May 21, 2025, 9:16:38 blahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa* - VIV May 21, 2025, 9:28:35 If it was Trump, people on here would be celebrating* - jjlocke923 May 18, 2025, 18:41:04 I guess I would say that's really sad, then go on an extended rant about how wonderful I am. * - larue33 May 19, 2025, 19:39:20 Trump has been a champion of thoughtful and respectful public discourse and decorum - CWR10 May 19, 2025, 10:14:42 "My cancer tests are the bigliest"* - WhitmansFolly May 19, 2025, 18:21:19 I would not celebrate anyone getting cancer. Hit by a meteorite, yes. Cancer, no. * - doubledown May 19, 2025, 9:16:14 But you would snicker if he got breast cancer* - Stu May 19, 2025, 9:37:20 We should do everything in our power to perpetuate this rumor.* - complainant May 19, 2025, 10:16:22 The Soy Right, everyone.* - Toonces May 19, 2025, 9:16:08 IDKWTI* - jjlocke923 May 19, 2025, 9:31:31 Yeah* - CWR10 May 19, 2025, 8:38:50 Of course! He's an evil bastard. His death will be a global celebration. Mark it down. - Kajagoogoo May 19, 2025, 8:34:18 Not just here.* - Warrin'_Illini May 19, 2025, 8:27:34 Outrageous!* - cpsteine May 18, 2025, 21:21:16 No one wants GWB to get cancer. What do you think the difference is? - Stu May 18, 2025, 20:45:14 I would not wish cancer on my worst enemy* - jjlocke923 May 18, 2025, 21:21:40 We've gotten soft - ass cancer used to be wished upon folks on a daily basis here * - Jersey May 19, 2025, 9:07:01 Apparently a potent curse, as well, since about half a dozen of us were afflicted! * - Tuscy May 19, 2025, 9:33:55 small polyps ===>* - ATL May 19, 2025, 9:34:58 Really interesting* - Stu May 19, 2025, 9:42:57 I was assured size didn't matter! * - Tuscy May 19, 2025, 9:40:20 That’s what the nurse told me too!!!!!* - ATL May 19, 2025, 18:00:06 Question= dodged* - Stu May 19, 2025, 4:27:56 Nor would I - GrandmotherPearlsJam May 18, 2025, 21:29:38 Absolutely. Biden never tried to destroy democratic government and replace it with theocracy. - JFG May 18, 2025, 20:27:06 True story - Sounder May 18, 2025, 20:02:52 Yeah I couldn't give two shits if someone wanted to celebrate Joe Biden's demise. Have at it.* - Warrin'_Illini May 19, 2025, 8:47:43 lulz* - chorizo May 18, 2025, 20:00:58 $20 says if Biden dies during Trump’s tenure he signs an EO for no national day of mourning - timmer May 18, 2025, 16:38:09 seems pretty unlikely he's going to live past '28* - snipes824 May 18, 2025, 16:07:07 Wondering if it's normal to go to that score in less than a year? - osklister May 18, 2025, 16:04:22 of course it isn’t.* - Ari Gold May 18, 2025, 21:29:57 I guess they stop testing you after age 75; Joe age 82 today. - osklister May 19, 2025, 9:42:24 I suppose this won’t stop Trump from saying shitty things* - Stu May 18, 2025, 15:54:14 Narrator voice* - Sounder May 18, 2025, 20:04:02   Searching