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Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 9:41:37

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This is my Sunday breakfast….

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2025, 7:00:02, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

JD hot pork sausage with pepper flakes (like you put in a pizza) and fennel. No egg. I only care for scrambled eggs on its own.

(for rent)

This is nearly Jeff Frank levels of awful. *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2025, 11:48:54, in reply to "This is my Sunday breakfast…."

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JD hot pork sausage with pepper flakes (like you put in a pizza) and fennel. No egg. I only care for scrambled eggs on its own.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Was the bun screwed to the patty?

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2025, 13:56:55, in reply to "This is nearly Jeff Frank levels of awful. *"

I like the hefeweizen, but not its substitute.

Ramen says you are wrong*

Posted by Chilango <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chilango' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 21, 2025, 23:56:29, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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I have no argument with this statement*

Posted by Tooldresser <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tooldresser' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:36:48, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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I love me a good bagel with lox and the fixings. *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:33:45, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Looks good. *

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:32:00, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

I celebrate the entire egg sandwich catalog*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:46:12, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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McDonald’s steak, egg, and cheese bagel is my gold standard*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:57:25, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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It’s damn good.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 14:29:22, in reply to "McDonald’s steak, egg, and cheese bagel is my gold standard*"

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Legitimately bronchial.

I like it better on the muffin.*

Posted by MojoJojo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MojoJojo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:53:20, in reply to "McDonald’s steak, egg, and cheese bagel is my gold standard*"

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Sure to be a change in ways*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 14:15:24, in reply to "I like it better on the muffin.*"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.

Eating from a flimsy disposal plastic cup is my idea of hell.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:47:23, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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Huh? You pour the sauce on the burrito. Eating from? *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:53:12, in reply to "Eating from a flimsy disposal plastic cup is my idea of hell.*"

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And you angle your penultimate bites into a wedge to thoroughly sop up the last bit of sauce*

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:14:27, in reply to "Huh? You pour the sauce on the burrito. Eating from? *"

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"Eat" is the verb that describes human consumption of food. "From" describes its origin.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:05:04, in reply to "Huh? You pour the sauce on the burrito. Eating from? *"

Disposable plastic is distasteful and off-putting.

Your 'tism is showing again. *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:12:27, in reply to ""Eat" is the verb that describes human consumption of food. "From" describes its origin."

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Disposable plastic is distasteful and off-putting.

I'm exclaiming it, yes. But it's my opinion that as you balance your Midwestern small town

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:17:51, in reply to "Your 'tism is showing again. *"

conservative roots with your enlightened, urbane experience, you tend to make ethical decisions.

I'm speaking of *you* particularly, rather than the general "one."

Who are you again? Because I don't remember you until you showed up about a year ago...

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:38:50, in reply to "I'm exclaiming it, yes. But it's my opinion that as you balance your Midwestern small town "

...with a hardon for me. I'm unsure what I've done to garner such an honor.

If you would please...enlighten me...

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conservative roots with your enlightened, urbane experience, you tend to make ethical decisions.

I'm speaking of *you* particularly, rather than the general "one."

We've never met. You write about yourself on this website, and I read it.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:49:28, in reply to "Who are you again? Because I don't remember you until you showed up about a year ago..."

I don't discourage you from continuing that writing, by any means.

But if I were to phrase this experience as "I know where you live, I know where you work, and I know what your children look like," I can imagine this interaction might take an entirely different tone.

Ok, well keep correcting my grammar and postulating about how many kernels are in my morning dump…

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 13:29:42, in reply to "We've never met. You write about yourself on this website, and I read it."

Random internet guy whom I’ve never met or interacted with in any other way.

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I like the taste of chorizo, but it's too greasy for my stomach now

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:38:47, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

But I do love breakfast burritos.

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Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

If you shop at Trader Joe's, I HIGHLY recommend their soy chorizo.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:11:16, in reply to "I like the taste of chorizo, but it's too greasy for my stomach now"

I'm far from a vegetarian, but yeah, traditional chorizo can be a bit greasy for my tastes when I make it myself.

It has all the flavor, and much less grease. So much flavor that you can't tell it's soy.

"Speak for yourself in life. And don’t be a follower of people like Tiki because you think it makes you look cool. It really doesn’t."

"I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."

I do not shop there, but I'll keep that in mind. Thanks*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 15:36:40, in reply to "If you shop at Trader Joe's, I HIGHLY recommend their soy chorizo."

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Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Agreed. I prefer it how. Tastes like they dump a bucket of salt into it which is fine *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:34:37, in reply to "If you shop at Trader Joe's, I HIGHLY recommend their soy chorizo."

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Have you lost any weight yet?*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:48:16, in reply to "I like the taste of chorizo, but it's too greasy for my stomach now"

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But I do love breakfast burritos.

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Sure*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:10:42, in reply to "Have you lost any weight yet?*"

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But I do love breakfast burritos.

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Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

You should write an update.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:18:40, in reply to "Sure*"

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But I do love breakfast burritos.

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Not much to say. Losing weight slowly. Don't exercise much because my leg is messed up and

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:54:11, in reply to "You should write an update.*"

I'm very busy and exhausted all the time.

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But I do love breakfast burritos.

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Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

I wonder if you'll reach a threshold where you're less fatigued.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:58:54, in reply to "Not much to say. Losing weight slowly. Don't exercise much because my leg is messed up and"

Or if you'll reach a weight where you feel like exercising. And not feel too exhausted to do it.

My job is mentally exhausting every day. I feel like exercising but I have an issue in my

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 13:01:12, in reply to "I wonder if you'll reach a threshold where you're less fatigued."

Calf muscle that causes pretty severe pain even with short, easy walks. It is not from being heavy.

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Or if you'll reach a weight where you feel like exercising. And not feel too exhausted to do it.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

I see. Does this condition have a name?*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 13:03:02, in reply to "My job is mentally exhausting every day. I feel like exercising but I have an issue in my"

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Calf muscle that causes pretty severe pain even with short, easy walks. It is not from being heavy.

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Or if you'll reach a weight where you feel like exercising. And not feel too exhausted to do it.

It's just cysts or fatty tumors*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 13:14:25, in reply to "I see. Does this condition have a name?*"

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Calf muscle that causes pretty severe pain even with short, easy walks. It is not from being heavy.

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Or if you'll reach a weight where you feel like exercising. And not feel too exhausted to do it.

Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

Disagree. I am not a fan of chorizo*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:19:30, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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I love any and all Mexican food except chorizo. It’s the texture.*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 15:40:25, in reply to "Disagree. I am not a fan of chorizo*"

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Same*

Posted by bulldogmba <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bulldogmba' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:57:46, in reply to "Disagree. I am not a fan of chorizo*"

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Sausage, Bacon, Egg and Cheese on a whole wheat everything bagel and dijon mustard. Spicy cheese

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:08:17, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

Eggs on a flattop with cheese melted on and bacon sticking to it so it becomes one flavor.

It is only that winner if you are at a place where (bacon, egg and cheese) is one word

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I tried that last paragraph in Google Translate, but it thought it was English.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:46:02, in reply to "Sausage, Bacon, Egg and Cheese on a whole wheat everything bagel and dijon mustard. Spicy cheese"

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Eggs on a flattop with cheese melted on and bacon sticking to it so it becomes one flavor.

It is only that winner of you are at a place where (bacon, egg and cheese) is one word

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Snipes can confirm: BaconEgg&Cheese is one word*

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:04:04, in reply to "I tried that last paragraph in Google Translate, but it thought it was English.*"

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Eggs on a flattop with cheese melted on and bacon sticking to it so it becomes one flavor.

It is only that winner of you are at a place where (bacon, egg and cheese) is one word

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It is only that winner of you are at a place

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 12:32:18, in reply to "Snipes can confirm: BaconEgg&Cheese is one word*"

But I'm familiar with the B.E.C., yes.

Chump edited, if not of. I am deeply sorry for my typo

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 14:19:36, in reply to "It is only that winner of you are at a place"

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But I'm familiar with the B.E.C., yes.

Bagels are a terrible bun mechanism, though*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:15:54, in reply to "Sausage, Bacon, Egg and Cheese on a whole wheat everything bagel and dijon mustard. Spicy cheese"

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Eggs on a flattop with cheese melted on and bacon sticking to it so it becomes one flavor.

It is only that winner of you are at a place where (bacon, egg and cheese) is one word

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Lots of puns, no real answers

There are New York Metro bagels and rest of the country bagels*

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 11:39:14, in reply to "Bagels are a terrible bun mechanism, though*"

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Eggs on a flattop with cheese melted on and bacon sticking to it so it becomes one flavor.

It is only that winner of you are at a place where (bacon, egg and cheese) is one word

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Agreed*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:06:12, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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Lots of puns, no real answers

Blech*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 20, 2025, 10:01:15, in reply to "Chadsolute - There is no better breakfast item than a chorizo and egg breakfast burrito…"

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Sausage egg and cheese quaso*