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Just went outside.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 23, 2026, 8:44:10

Worse than I thought it was going to be.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Just went outside again.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on January 23, 2026, 16:08:32, in reply to "Just went outside."

Not as bad as it was this morning. A little less windy too.

Beer O'clock.

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Tweet of the Day

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 12:53:34, in reply to "Just went outside."

Lindsey Graham: "I'll leave the door unlocked". pic.twitter.com/kuIDX3INXv
— Greta (@GretaGrace20) January 23, 2026

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

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Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 11:37:36, in reply to "Just went outside."

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTv5DZdEohN/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

Meh. Went to the club at 8:00 to hit the sim. Now picking up some Smithburger and...

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:49:40, in reply to "Just went outside."

hitting the store.

It's fine.

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

I was in single digits last week in Wisconsin

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:21:39, in reply to "Just went outside."

my brain can't really fathom -22.

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

My car;s been sitting for a week or so. I decided to brush it off while I let it run.

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 9:12:35, in reply to "Just went outside."

That was a bad move. Pain in zee fingies.

(Yes, I was wearing warm gloves.)

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

-22, feels like -41 this morning *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 8:55:51, in reply to "Just went outside."

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

my kids got a kick out of how fast the temp of our car dropped when we pulled out of the garage

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 8:51:54, in reply to "Just went outside."

it's the little things

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

It's windy enough where it's absolutely brutal. LOL cold outside*

Posted by OrangeSox <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OrangeSox' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 8:51:05, in reply to "Just went outside."

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

Too bad you aren't a Boomer

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 8:50:36, in reply to "Just went outside."

You'd be a lot tougher

the greaterest generation*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 17:00:14, in reply to "Too bad you aren't a Boomer"

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You'd be a lot tougher

Boomers are excellent at taking credit for the silliest things. You aren't wrong*

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You'd be a lot tougher

In my day we were expected to tough everything out

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 9:50:54, in reply to "Boomers are excellent at taking credit for the silliest things. You aren't wrong*"

No one was mentally ill, because you had to tough it out

"Man up and just handle your mental issues like your grandfather did!

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 11:41:54, in reply to "In my day we were expected to tough everything out"

Drink and smoke yourself into an early grave!

Oh, but I guess you're too good to die in your mid-60s!"

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

In the old days, the mentally ill were kept in a pit in the barn

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 17:17:04, in reply to ""Man up and just handle your mental issues like your grandfather did!"

And thrown a slab of meat and a bunch of leaves every day until they (hopefully) died. A story handed down from my great grandfather.

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Drink and smoke yourself into an early grave! Oh, but I guess you're too good to die in your mid-60s!"

Trump was definitely still mentally ill*

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:12:53, in reply to "In my day we were expected to tough everything out"

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No one was mentally ill, because you had to tough it out

I wouldn't call him a Boomer. More of a Farter.*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:23:56, in reply to "Trump was definitely still mentally ill*"

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No one was mentally ill, because you had to tough it out

...and you know it's those nasty morning after McDonalds farts.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 11:42:43, in reply to "I wouldn't call him a Boomer. More of a Farter.*"

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No one was mentally ill, because you had to tough it out

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Us Gen Xers are closing in fast

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 9:10:09, in reply to "Boomers are excellent at taking credit for the silliest things. You aren't wrong*"

I get it, we were all latchkey kids without cel phones who ran the streets and drank from hoses but even I'm finding us a bit insufferable.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Yeah, I hate those memes.

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:10:22, in reply to "Us Gen Xers are closing in fast"

I guess feeling alienated and hating attempts to try and co-opt me into some larger group identity is pretty on the nose for Gen X.

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I get it, we were all latchkey kids without cel phones who ran the streets and drank from hoses but even I'm finding us a bit insufferable.

*ding**

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I guess feeling alienated and hating attempts to try and co-opt me into some larger group identity is pretty on the nose for Gen X.

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I get it, we were all latchkey kids without cel phones who ran the streets and drank from hoses but even I'm finding us a bit insufferable.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

We*

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I get it, we were all latchkey kids without cel phones who ran the streets and drank from hoses but even I'm finding us a bit insufferable.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I blame the garden hose water.*

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I get it, we were all latchkey kids without cel phones who ran the streets and drank from hoses but even I'm finding us a bit insufferable.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Only one other person at the office. I out-toughed everyone!*

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You'd be a lot tougher

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

The worst month is almost over*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 8:46:16, in reply to "Just went outside."

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

And the best month is about to begin. A month so good, the devil made sure it only lasted 28* days.

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 8:57:19, in reply to "The worst month is almost over*"

*29 every four years.

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Second worst month

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 9:49:22, in reply to "And the best month is about to begin. A month so good, the devil made sure it only lasted 28* days."

Shorter, closer to spring, so January edges it out

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*29 every four years.

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

i think it's worse than january because you add the false hope of being "close to spring"

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:02:25, in reply to "Second worst month "

but it still sucks ass for weather.

january is also superior for sports. bowl games & CFP, NFL playoffs.

february has the super bowl and late season doldrums of college hoops (which january also has) and nothing else.

at least it's only 28 days.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

It’s not a false hope! It IS closer to spring!

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:34:57, in reply to "i think it's worse than january because you add the false hope of being "close to spring""

Once you are in February you are closer to March, and will keep getting closer, and that’s just a fact

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i didn't say "closer", i said "close"

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 12:07:42, in reply to "It’s not a false hope! It IS closer to spring! "

it's the feeling of "only another month of this!" while it's still 12 below outside. that gives you false hope.

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Time marches on, VIV. Deal with it.*

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Once you are in February you are closer to March, and will keep getting closer, and that’s just a fact

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

It's not false hope, you are indeed closer to Spring. Pitchers and catchers, baby.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Sorry. February is the best month.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 9:57:50, in reply to "Second worst month "

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Shorter, closer to spring, so January edges it out

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*29 every four years.

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Worse than I thought it was going to be.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

ooo

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:00:35, in reply to "Sorry. February is the best month.*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

LMFCO yesssss*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 23, 2026, 10:33:24, in reply to "ooo"

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