| Week of 8/17 political thread because someone had to do it
Posted by Stu
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| No idea whether this is true but Lutnick is overlooked
Posted by Tortillini
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| Coward Nutlick*
Posted by Stu
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| It’s just all of them. Every last one.
Posted by doubledown
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| I was thinking the same thing
Posted by DT
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| They all have one thing in common that the first administration lacked
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Criminal convictions?*
Posted by ATL
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| Not what I was thinking of*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Oh well. Let us know what it is if you get tired of waiting for two more guesses.*
Posted by Tortillini
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| Even the guys wearing "kill your local pedophile" shirts have turned against Trump
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| What makes Trump think the shirt was about him? *
Posted by doubledown
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| because he's so vain*
Posted by Sounder
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| James Comey is lucky he never wore one of those shirts.*
Posted by DT
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| Canada suspending trade negotiations with the US
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Ooo
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Being a bond vigilante just became a lot more dangerous
Posted by larue33
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| He’s gonna carpet bomb Wall Street with 25% off ground beef, isn’t he?*
Posted by Tortillini
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| Bearish with a chance of meatballs.*
Posted by DT
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| A++
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| Really amazing just how big of an idiot he is*
Posted by UofIL6
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| They asked him what countries the beef was coming from
Posted by Sounder
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| So North Korea?
Posted by complainant
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| His brain function is somewhere between Eliza and the first ChatGPT release
Posted by DT
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| Oh no the bond market better stock up on air defense*
Posted by Stu
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| Trump screws beef producers (again).
Posted by complainant
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| 90 days gets him past the election and, if producers actually decide to grow the herd,
Posted by larue33
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| Meanwhile, the leopards are having a face feast
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| "Biden shit my pants!"*
Posted by VIV
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| He's like Magneto, except instead of metal it's with shit.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| "we have a commitment"
Posted by Sammich
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| Oh she crazy...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| I mean, c'mon!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| at this point it has to be performative!*
Posted by shua
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| It's making people forget about Epstein, isn't it?*
Posted by Stu
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| Exactly. At least this one's of age....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| That was 2023.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| I’m getting uncomfortable with the way this woman is being spotlighted and dissected
Posted by Jackie
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| lol…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| oOo
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Zing*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| I would agree that there is some sexism in play here. But she also chose to get on the Trump train
Posted by IlliniRunner
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| Dance with the devil and you might get burned. This is seeking an incredibly public position…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| The Arday spectacle is gross, too, so interesting that you think of that comparison *
Posted by Jackie
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| Date a weather man and you might get punched in the face.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| Haha*
Posted by Dikta
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| It sounds like the media has been sitting on all this for a while*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| By "the media" do you mean Maggie Haberman and Jonathan Swan?
Posted by complainant
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| SeinfeldYouHateToSeeIt.gif*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| I wonder how many book deals just dried up*
Posted by RVA
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| exactly*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| Yeah, Ossoff mentions her 1st name once and all of a sudden we have a bunch of love letters and
Posted by UofIL6
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| ...and pics of her chasing golf carts (see above).*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| We're a mysogynistic society at our core so that's part of it for sure
Posted by AintHatin
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| This. You could tell it struck a nerve. RW Pundits were told to call it out.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki They more than helped to blow it up. The "When they go low, we go high" bullshit died in 2016.
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| Sorry I prefer to call Cheung Mr Potato Head *
Posted by ATL
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| I prefer Thumbkin.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| Not to mention the clear national security threat…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| No one said it isn’t problematic
Posted by Jackie
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| I do agree. But I think people are doing it because they think it will get under Trump's skin.
Posted by JFG
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| And it makes him look weak. If he was actually having an affair with her,
Posted by larue33
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| for-profit news media has always been an abomination
Posted by Sammich
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| Yeah it definitely gives me the ick. Have been trying to avoid it.*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| this is a big story now because it's new
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| I see plenty of people pointing out that Kushner and Witkoff are niether qualified nor possess clear
Posted by ATL
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| to say there is no sexist element is ignorant*
Posted by torinese
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| It's impossible to know. All we can do is hypothesize an alternate reality where the letter was
Posted by doubledown
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| We see it in the coverage of the ridiculous cabinet meetings where they lather him with
Posted by ATL
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| and I think the Kushner stuff was talked about a ton in the first Trump term...
Posted by shua
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| Because Washington and political media love to dish and gossip
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| Show business for ugly people*
Posted by Herman Blume
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| I would argue that Kushner and RFK Jr have been exhaustively discussed. This is the new shiny thing*
Posted by CWR10
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| It’s definitely pretty weird/gross but then again the entire country went into crisis mode…
Posted by OB25
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| I think it was intended as a dig at where’s Melania…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| *ding**
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Proof of Wife*
Posted by Sounder
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| Stage 5 clinger.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Secret Service should intervene if they could...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard Oh well. “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| I mean, let's let this play out and see where it goes....*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| You shall not pass
Posted by Stu
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| Why the gray? He's the one who got his shit pushed in by Saruman.*
Posted by Sammich
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| Has anyone seen Mitch McConnell yet? *
Posted by doubledown
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| Satan *
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| The coroner *
Posted by VIV
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| Cook political report moves Texas and Iowa senate races to toss up from Lean R
Posted by ATL
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| you can still get some good odds on polymarket for the iowa race.*
Posted by Ari Gold
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| It’s important because it swings the calculus for 28, but as long as they win the House…
Posted by DT
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| Its hugely important because it provides a check on SCOTUS appointment or…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| True, I was just thinking legislation
Posted by DT
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| Democrats need to be willing to block any SC candidate til after the presidential election*
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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| The McConnell Rule can have a corollary to forbid convicted criminals from nominating Justices*
Posted by ATL
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| This. 51 would help a lot for confirmations*
Posted by UofIL6
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| Winston MFing Wolf. *
Posted by VIV
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| And who knows, maybe Florida will elect a black socialist.
Posted by complainant
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| Womp womp. Anything that makes Hakeem Jeffries sad is good by me.*
Posted by Toonces
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| Did Cook hire Ann Selzer?*
Posted by GMAW
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| That was the worst. Something like +14 for Harris, right?*
Posted by UofIL6
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| I refuse to believe any polling *
Posted by MC
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| To your and GMAW’s point, Cook isn’t a pollster and their model isn’t Exclusively poll based
Posted by ATL
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| (I was joking)*
Posted by GMAW
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| I’m less confident than you were for the Houston game but I’m still somewhat confident.*
Posted by ATL
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| I've been hurt before, and I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I trust a Texan or an Iowan
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Poor SenorTexan*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| Looks like Ossoff's speech forced them to move up her contractually mandated quarterly appearance
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Rounds on target, senator! Fire for effect!
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| See you again in September*
Posted by Sounder
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| More like see you next Tuesday! AMIRIGHT?!?!?
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| The first of the month is a Tuesday*
Posted by RVA
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| Well shit.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Melania had a real job, that forced her to work in occasionally appalling conditions
Posted by complainant
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| Hugo Chavez resigns from the GOP for refusing to endorse Marx
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| ¡Nada de reyes!*
Posted by Sammich
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| Viva Chavez!*
Posted by Jackie
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| ooo
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| Lolllll exactly *
Posted by Jackie
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| Current GOP believes in the historical unilectic.*
Posted by DT
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| There is a glimmer of hope for humanity. Marx is such a whackjob.*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| Is he the guy who performs exorcisms
Posted by Sounder
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| That’s unfair to whackjobs. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Couple of interesting things tonight: a Dem appears to have squeaked out a win in a R+30 district in
Posted by ATL
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| These people are so fucking weird.
Posted by ATL
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| You’re telling me you’ve never piled 9 people into a 7 passenger vehicle?
Posted by doubledown
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| what, like the back of a volkswagon?*
Posted by VIV
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| Once squeezed 7 people into a tiny hatchback back in HS*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| I did once pile seven into my 1987 Honda civic
Posted by ATL
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| People in America who say "boot" usually don't have enough friends to ever need to throw somebody in
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| lol ok*
Posted by ATL
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| Ever ride in the trunk of a station wagon as a kid? Or the bed of a pickup? *
Posted by doubledown
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| We used to ride to soccer games in the back of my dad's pickup bed
Posted by Sounder
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| I spent hours and hours reading comic books in the back-back of our family truckster
Posted by Sammich
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| From Dolton, IL to Ludington, MI. Yes.
Posted by EffinIllini Edit: Have also rode in the back of an (uncovered) pickup bed holding onto 2 fainting goats. Not nearly as far as the first described, however.
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| no. But I always wanted to. Especially in the pickup bed *
Posted by ATL
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| Next time you’re in the Bay, call me, I’ll drive you around in the bed of my pickup…
Posted by haighter
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| When I was like 6, my cousins and I rode from upstate NY to Wildwood NJ in
Posted by doubledown
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| I spent more than one trip from the Chicago burbs to Wyoming in the back of my dad's truck
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| The closest I got to it was riding from Champaign to Chicago in early April in the back seat of a
Posted by ATL
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| Then the real question is did she know she was a decoy or only learn about it from the press report*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| SUVs don't have trunks and this story is stupid.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| I love the fact that the day after she was left behind as a decoy
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| It wasn’t the day after. It was after the press reported about it.*
Posted by ATL
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| The US is going to spend $206 billion to convert Gaza into a golf course*
Posted by Stu
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| in the same way that the ballroom was gonna cost $200 million?*
Posted by Sammich
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| Are the bearded ladies still part of the deal? The ones wearing hula skirts?*
Posted by complainant
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| No wonder our debt just hit $40 Trillion.*
Posted by ATL
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| Trump: if you want data centers in your town, vote Republican
Posted by ATL
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| Golf courses are worse*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| I can't drink beer and drive around in a cart at a data center. So no.*
Posted by EffinIllini
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| Data Centers are really kind of an eye of the beholder thing. Unfortunately I think they're a
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Sure but that's not the point. The point is that data centers have the public acceptance of "nuclear
Posted by ATL
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| I don't think both parties are running away from them. Crowley in Wisconsin seems very
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Obviously free energy is the incentive locals need.
Posted by complainant
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| dupe*
Posted by ATL
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| Finger firmly on the pulse*
Posted by CWR10
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| what do everyday people think that adds to their town? or what are they being told...
Posted by shua
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| help stonk go up
Posted by Sammich
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| From what I've heard they're essentially just a water sucking, power hungry white noise generator.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Silly.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| Rapture the homeless?
Posted by complainant
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| I definitely want to get me one of them huge jobs down at the AI plant.
Posted by doubledown
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| I love it when you can directly trace a stupid thing he says to a metaphor used by an advisor to
Posted by ATL
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| Why is the market jumping out of the gym today? Any news I’m missing?*
Posted by Toonces
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| OOO
Posted by Stu
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| Don't be sour just because all your money is tied up in the SIMP 500. Bodied!*
Posted by Toonces
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| Buy Otter Tail Power*
Posted by Stu
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| Cause yesterday it dove*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| If by ‘market’ you mean Moderna, yeah it’s jumping today
Posted by timmer
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| Don’t think I’d call a .5% uptick jumping out of the gym*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| Fair enough, mostly looking at crypto but stocks all green as well.*
Posted by Toonces
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| No*
Posted by Stu
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| PUmp baby pump!*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| is it this? i have no idea how any of this works but just saw this article pop up
Posted by lcubed
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| I think so, did a double take opening my account this morning.*
Posted by Toonces
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| Scotts Miracle Gro stock is going up because Trump praised its campaign contributions
Posted by Stu
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| Jim Cramer: Believe the unbelievable in this market — things can be different this time
Posted by VIV
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| I know he is terrible at his job but he really is very nice and really nice to the
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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| It's remarkable to me that he still has a career doing this. *
Posted by doubledown
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| He's a Last Week Tonight running joke.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| punditry is a reverse meritocracy
Posted by Sammich
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| We're all fools for not being 100% invested in the Inverse Jim Cramer Index Fund.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| He called Nvidia early on, and he's been riding on that call ever since*
Posted by Stu
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| He personally hates Alex Karp, so that's good with me.*
Posted by Stu
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| IDF takes the Are We the Baddies meme too literally
Posted by ATL
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| Ladies & Germs, Senator Darlene Graham
Posted by complainant
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| JFC*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| That's a bad answer for the Miss Teen USA Q&A, let alone a senatorial debate. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Not coincidentally both of the respondents were South Carolinians.*
Posted by ATL
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| Solid mashup opportunity. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Darline*
Posted by Stu
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| Reminds me of "I'm not that strong a swimmer"*
Posted by Sounder
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| It's Tuesday, so perfect time for Trump to not move forward on the major Canadian tariffs
Posted by UofIL6
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| Ima call her Buckcherry from now on
Posted by ATL
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| Junk in the trunk.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| Ohhhh, I get it now.
Posted by complainant
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| ooo
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| Cannot be ruled out.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| That's Dana Carvey.
Posted by complainant
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| Vindman done in by a socialist*
Posted by Stu
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| No problem. The Cuban community *loves* socialists.
Posted by complainant
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| People really hated Russiagate.*
Posted by Toonces
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| Also Fishback getting trounced now but I think that is the future of the GOP. Edgelord groyper
Posted by Toonces
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| Interest rates are zooming up all over and Bessent is in hiding*
Posted by Stu
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| Iranians are so much smarter than Americans
Posted by Stu
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| Between Nancy's tats and Joe Rogan now being for universal healthcare
Posted by Sounder
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| "Joe Rogan now being for universal healthcare"
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| I see Chuck already pointed this out**
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| Somebody has to regurgitate the dumbest Pod Save America hot takes. Might as well be Sounder*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| OOO
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| The best Nancy meme I saw
Posted by Sounder
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| yeesh. what was the worst one you saw?*
Posted by VIV
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| It was one where they compared Nancy Mace to your mom*
Posted by Sounder
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| She's not like a regular mom. She's a COOL mom. *
Posted by doubledown
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| The Bernie supporting Boston democrat who has always been in favor of universal healthcare is now in
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| Didn't Rogan initially become Trump-curious because he was a Bernie Bro?
Posted by ATL
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| horseshoe theory*
Posted by Sounder
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| Bro Rogan will change his mind once a Trump-stan gets on the show*
Posted by KCWildcat
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| His convictions are about as solid...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| it truly befuddles me that he is as popular as he is
Posted by Sounder
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| Have only seen clips of the show, but he used to have interesting guests on before
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Have you met a mid-30/40s white dude from the suburbs?*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| It has nothing to do with demographics. It has everything to do with his real talent…
Posted by opossum jenkins
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| I'm a mid 50's guy who has lived in Seattle for 20 years
Posted by Sounder
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| As someone who was *this close* to being one, yeah......*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| this close to being what?
Posted by Sounder
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| a mid-30/40s white dude from the suburbs*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| My suburban stance has softened so much over the years
Posted by Sounder
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| as a mid-40s white dude from the suburbs...what am I?
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| What podcasts do you listen to?
Posted by Sounder
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| very few, but the ones I do (or have) listen(ed) to are either rewatch p'casts of sitcoms
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| dotz
Posted by Sounder
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| The funny thing about that interaction with Shane Gillis
Posted by Sounder
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| These people have Ossoff Derangement Syndrome
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Rounds on target. Fire for effect, Senator.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Tearing up more protected lands.
Posted by EffinIllini
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| Well, at least he has wood again*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| To be fair, there is a desperate need for responsible deforestation out West.
Posted by Desert
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| Responsible lands management is essential
Posted by Sounder
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| Kind of sensible if done responsibly.
Posted by doubledown
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| Agreed, I think.
Posted by EffinIllini
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| When Step 1 was gutting the National Forest Service...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| The same way an episiotomy is better than natural tearing?
Posted by complainant
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| I mean UC Berkeley employs John Yoo so take this one with a grain of salt but...
Posted by ATL
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| Although there's only a single mention of logging in there, it's distinctly not a glowing reference.
Posted by complainant
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| Who do you think is going to do the thinning? And do you think the thinned timber is
Posted by ATL
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| I know mechanical thinning involves a crane on tracked treads, and I know its produce is milled.
Posted by complainant
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| more about roads from Ron Wyden ...
Posted by complainant
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| Right...thinning forests probably a good idea. But this is the administration who gave you this
Posted by ATL
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| Truly grotesque. *
Posted by illini
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| Fortunately, there are no known consequences to deforestation.*
Posted by complainant
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| I feel like one of the consequences of the pandemic
Posted by Sounder
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| Not sure I agree on everyone. Feels like a lot of people want clean air and water.*
Posted by MC
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| Young people absolutely do not give a shit about it.
Posted by complainant
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| I'm not even joking
Posted by Sounder
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| Meh, it should be good for as long as we're around.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Another thing I try to not think about too much
Posted by Sounder
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| Why do you hate the Trump Brand of Fiscal Conservatism...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki The Boomers who actually have kids and grandkids don't seem to give a flying fuck and aren't losing sleep handing this mess off to their progeny, why should us childless Gen Xers bother to do what a huge swath of that shit generation refuses to? Let their grandkids deal with a world where China is the preeminent power in the world simply due to our own stupidity....
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| At this point, I don't really give a fuck of the world ends a day after I die*
Posted by Sounder
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| Collapsemaxxing
Posted by Sammich
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| Decline and Fall of the American Empire will be a single slim volume.
Posted by DT
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| Say what you will, just as the speed of our rise to preeminent world power....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Eat Arby's.
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| As a side note, I think that discovering the existence of Clavicular
Posted by Sounder
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| I watched one video on AI yesterday, and now it's all I'm being served.
Posted by Sammich
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| An underrated feature of Trump's descent towards insanity
Posted by Sounder
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| Now you got a stew going, brother.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| I feel slightly bad for my niece and nephew, but that's about as far as it goes for me*
Posted by Sounder
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| You did what you could. You're only one dude.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| I did an internship at the EPA my junior year of college in DC
Posted by Sounder
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| Think we can get it into the 20s?
Posted by ATL
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| I keep seeing this headline, but the numbers never change*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| On March 3, Trump bought between $50k-$100k of Corcept Therapeutics stock
Posted by VIV
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| At this point, I'll just shrug and say sure if the drug actually works
Posted by RVA
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| We need to pay our government officials more
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| *insert the final line from Se7en* *
Posted by Sammich
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| That’s normal, right?*
Posted by Mrap24
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| You're stupid if you don't do it. Obama, Clinton, Bush, Reagan? All stupid.*
Posted by ATL
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| I think Trump actually believes that
Posted by Sounder
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| The corruption is quite staggering and right out in the open*
Posted by Sounder
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| we've reached unprecedented levels of distraction
Posted by Sammich
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| Oh, for sure, it would be impossible to keep up
Posted by Sounder
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| I mean, he was on tv.*
Posted by Herman Blume
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| is there such a thing as a non-viable Presidential candidate?
Posted by Sammich
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| Some evangelical leaders are trying to push Mike Huckabee, so apparently not. *
Posted by larue33
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| There are always going to be fringe positions within the party that think they can win
Posted by Sounder
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| JMO, but I think that Hegseth and Vance are absolutely toxic candidates
Posted by Sounder
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| I think polling is so splintered and ass-backward these days
Posted by Sammich
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| I kind of hate what the primary system requires candidates to do to win
Posted by Sounder
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| ATL, you're never going to believe this.
Posted by complainant
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| as bad as the headline is, it sort of buries the lede
Posted by Gene Parmesan
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| Also his ex wife accused him of child sexual abuse but there wasn’t enough proof and it wasn’t
Posted by ATL
|
| He probably hates Chicago Pope too*
Posted by ATL
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| Chicago Pope is the newest NBC Dick Wolf show in the "Chicago Franchise"*
Posted by VIV
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| I would watch the hell outta Chicago Late Night Burrito*
Posted by Tortillini
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| Hector Elizondo
Posted by Sammich
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| It's often the person you would most suspect. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Gee, you could never tell by looking at him
Posted by Stu
|
| Do we think Trump is boinking Natalie Harp?
Posted by ATL
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| shes a professional wiper*
Posted by VIV
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| ooo
Posted by Sammich
|
| They totally stole that joke.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
|
| I didn’t think so, but the nerve it struck is really something*
Posted by snipes824
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| He and this jagoff insulting Ossoff's appearance couldn't be more perfect.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
|
| That's not fair. Harold Sakata was an athlete.
Posted by complainant
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| I literally can't think of a person off the top of my head with a weirder body shape than him
Posted by Sounder
|
| if I'm being honest, I'm pretty similar
Posted by Sammich
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| Are you 4-10?*
Posted by Sounder
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| 5'11" on a good day
Posted by Sammich
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| In his mind, sure. But I can’t see any good looking women coming within 5 feet of a naked
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| I think probably not, but if you look at what she has written to him, and the things she said
Posted by larue33
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| Well that’s tracks….i have a beautiful, younger wife
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| It's not necessary. Just paying attention to him is enough.*
Posted by complainant
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| nm*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| No. I doubt a fatass 80 year old like him can get it up*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| For my answer, I'm just gonna put this right here without comment...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Orrr…
Posted by Jackie
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| Ew. *
Posted by doubledown
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| (no subject)
Posted by Herman Blume
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| Who will be the first to Onlyfans MTG or Nancy Mace?*
Posted by Sounder
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| Nancy Grace*
Posted by VIV
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| oh hell yeah*
Posted by Tortillini
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| "Nancy Mace looks like she went into a tattoo parlor...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Probably fake. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Clearly there's a mental health crisis going on there
Posted by Sounder
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| If one staffer betrays you you got betrayed by an asshole. If all your staffers are constantly
Posted by Herman Blume
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| everything Trump touches dies*
Posted by Sounder
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| Partially explains the smell. *
Posted by doubledown
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| The smell has to be a real thing, right?
Posted by Sounder
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| Ever been around an 80 year old with dementia? *
Posted by doubledown
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| Every day, several times a day.
Posted by ibdoc
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| this is what happens when you eat too many beans*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| she feels the pain of everyone
Posted by Sammich
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| Can I write in Boebert?*
Posted by UofIL6
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| she's basically already released a preview VOD*
Posted by Sammich
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| Expert witness in fatal industrial accident used ChatGPT to "create an exceptional expert report"
Posted by ATL
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| Burn everything *
Posted by Jackie
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| ooo
Posted by Sammich
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| chat, are we cooked?*
Posted by Sammich
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| Was that wrong? Should he not have done that? *
Posted by doubledown
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| Somehow my work email ended up on Operation Red Strike’s email list. It gets quarantined
Posted by voiceofreason
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| Olds are the worst*
Posted by KCWildcat
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| Thanks Boomers.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| What is ‘old’ to you?*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| I recall Ollie saying that 50+ was basically living on borrowed time.
Posted by complainant
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| I guess I’m old
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Hot take: anyone over 50 is basically irrelevant
Posted by Sounder
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| everyone is basically irrelevant*
Posted by Sammich
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| turns out 50 years of successfully strong-arming contractors
Posted by Sammich
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| He's surrounded himself with people that are assuring him that they are, in fact, working*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Heritage Foundation shills keep blabbing that Iran will surrender any day now
Posted by Stu
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| DPRK would never betray their special relationship with Don like that*
Posted by Sammich
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| If he'd had any part in raising any of his kids, he'd know that you can't threaten consequences
Posted by doubledown
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| Imagine, one day we might not have to do these weekly threads anymore...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| That font was quite a choice*
Posted by Sounder
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| I personally think it could go back to monthly. Back when we went weekly it was like 2000+ per month
Posted by Stu
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| Saw a car this weekend with three stickers on the back Victor, Trump 2028, and Uber.
Posted by doubledown
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| That's all fairly consistent with someone sucking up to North Korea
Posted by UofIL6
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| THE DEMOCRATS ARE NOW COMMUNISTS!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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