TENNENT'S!!!

(At this juncture Fred envisages a beer policeman yelling at Sarge "SIR PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE BEER!!.")

Jesus H. Chrysler if you're that desperate to drink lousy beer ( could Tennent's even be described as beer?) Just get the pride to piss into a bowl then bottle the contents.

The only decent thing Tennent's ever did was to put semi clad females on their beer cans at the arse end of the 60's. Something which, until it was killed it off in the 90's, made imbibing their dreadful piss water slightly more tolerable.

A drink only to be consumed after spending ten days in the fridge of course so as to bring out the "flavour!"

(apologies I'm in a silly mood but Tennent's really is the nadir of beers regardless of ones personal taste and please don't get me started on Carling!!)

Thanks Sarge I really needed a pick me up and you've cheered me up no end, which was needed, as the Quack has just diagnosed me with osteoarthritis in my hips and lower spine.

Ah well have to go now as there is a cloud I need to shake my fist at! (laughs inwardly.)