Thanks for the reassuring words Sarge it has cheered me up somewhat.

I'm firmly in the no hair camp but luckily I have no ego to bruise and the road of wigs, hair transplants etc is one I will never tread. What will be will be as they say.

As for Guinness it's the NECTAR OF THE GODS SIR!!
Along with single malt and a few of the blended types.

My attack cat (Keith) is homing in on your slanderous self as I type this!

Death to the unbeliever!