First I NEVER said Jesus was prattle. I said all the legal red tape over prayer was prattle. Get your story straight
Second:
A person can pray anywhere, any time without vocalization ... you can do so in the bathroom (you won't get interrupted
That means that laws about prayer are moot. If you want a place of worship, go to one. If you want to talk to God, you can do so without a sacred space. I have a friend who has conversations with the Great Spirit while mowing the lawn. I suspect the Divine doesn't mind the "where" or "whens"
And, your faith has no power in my life. I will never have to worry about your claims.