The Deuce: There's already a Batman of Iran

Political thread for the week of March 9 - KCWildcat March 9, 2026, 8:53:21

Newt suggests nuking the Middle East to get cheap oil - ATL March 15, 2026, 18:01:35
- That’s a fake account. - doubledown March 15, 2026, 20:38:30
  - No, it isn't. - complainant March 15, 2026, 20:49:02
- Project Plowshare! Meanwhile don't look towards Taiwan.* - LeatherneckIllini March 15, 2026, 18:03:12
So when are we invading Cuba? I’m tired of the whole Iran thing.* - DT March 14, 2026, 18:22:19
- ooo - timmer March 14, 2026, 19:13:50
- Yeah I mean I can still kind of remember the Epstein thing too* - Herman Blume March 14, 2026, 18:32:19
  - Who?* - Stu March 14, 2026, 18:33:43
Apparently we’re relying on the Brits to evacuate us from Iraq because we are overstretched - ATL March 14, 2026, 17:56:18
- After spending a year shitting on Europe for underfunding their military and being woke poffs* - DT March 14, 2026, 18:01:37
  - They proudly proclaimed that we didn't need logistics anymore* - RVA March 14, 2026, 18:48:13
    - I believe you'll find that most of the world's problems can be fixed during 24 hours in January. - complainant March 14, 2026, 18:57:53
IRS is probably in the right here but the olds are not going to understand - ATL March 14, 2026, 8:21:04
- Open a fifth third account, give the IRS that info, and collect another $300 - Sammich March 14, 2026, 13:07:28
Small government update: the admin is taking a $10b as part of the TikTok deal. - gvibes March 13, 2026, 20:06:45
- Into an offshore bank in Qatar?* - TarheelIllini March 14, 2026, 7:23:19
Judge Jeanine is losing her shit on live TV* - Stu March 13, 2026, 14:36:38
- Judge not having it. - larue33 March 13, 2026, 14:43:35
  - She's gonna get hammered tonight. And not in a Sammich way.* - Stu March 13, 2026, 14:56:16
    - ooo - Sammich March 13, 2026, 14:57:14
Of course the Russians met with Witkoff and Kushner to discuss oil. - gullit March 13, 2026, 12:54:21
- Let's see; Russia benefits. American oil companies benefit. Trump family who knew this was happening - doubledown March 13, 2026, 13:17:56
  - but the parents of people of this board will still vote for it* - torinese March 14, 2026, 12:37:06
It’s his great honor - PapaDels March 13, 2026, 12:43:21
- We live in the upside down* - Sounder March 13, 2026, 13:14:31
  - American ugliness has never been more unencumbered. At least in my lifetime.* - Toonces March 13, 2026, 13:36:33
    - Trump didn't create this, he just enabled it.* - Sounder March 13, 2026, 13:57:25
      - We aren't this awful because Trump was elected... - KingTalkyTiki March 13, 2026, 15:41:08
BBC reporting, to no surprise, the MidEast F1 races will be canceled - assassin March 13, 2026, 12:32:24
- The Sheikhs must be so happy * - ATL March 13, 2026, 13:38:15
Hegseth can't wait for Ellisons to take over CNN - UofIL6 March 13, 2026, 9:13:08
- Also out there war criming today… - SurfTheBoneyard March 13, 2026, 18:00:42
- "You people really think we didn't consider all these things we clearly didn't consider?" * - doubledown March 13, 2026, 11:01:16
- "i can't wait until we essentially have state run media that can only push our propaganda." - VIV March 13, 2026, 10:05:54
- I can't believe our poorly thought out, directionless haymaker of a "war" is so poorly received. - Warrin'_Illini March 13, 2026, 10:01:18
  - This “incursion” is going to advance anti-semitism as much as anything in decades. - opossum jenkins March 13, 2026, 10:29:05
    - Also, apparently it's perfectly acceptable to be a member of Congress - Sounder March 13, 2026, 12:18:21
    - It's an "excursion", thx. * - ghost_of_clt March 13, 2026, 10:32:21
      - Good point. Lemme edit that real quick* - opossum jenkins March 13, 2026, 10:38:19
    - No doubt. Bibi is almost as bad for Israel as Hamas is. - ATL March 13, 2026, 10:32:10
      - How many times has Bibi been elected PM? - Chuck Woodaby March 13, 2026, 10:38:59
        
        Sure and the Gazans elected hamas. Lots of terrible decisions being made in that region.* - ATL March 13, 2026, 12:02:34
        
        How long ago, how many times and what was the immediate result?* - Chuck Woodaby March 13, 2026, 12:15:55
        
        How many times did the US elect Drumpf?* - Phytynlini March 15, 2026, 7:35:35
- "I can't wait until we take over the outlet that we have made synonymous with 'fake news'"* - Sammich March 13, 2026, 9:55:51
Q4 2025 real GDP growth revised down to .7% from original 1.4% - Carl Spackler March 13, 2026, 8:04:23
Energy secretary gives up the game - ATL March 13, 2026, 7:59:08
- Eh, I think this is just spin rather than representing the actual policy goal of the admin - DT March 13, 2026, 8:48:28
  - Not a policy goal, but also a reason why they significantly discount the risk of shutting down - ATL March 13, 2026, 9:10:51
I know I shouldn't be amazed given what we've evolved into, but Ogles, Fine, Tuberville, etc. - UofIL6 March 12, 2026, 21:27:45
- Trump is an inspiration to con-men everywhere. Ogles and Mark Meadows, for example - complainant March 12, 2026, 21:56:14
I’m not sure who to root for. The country with the recently-elected evil leader - Stu March 12, 2026, 19:27:35
- Im rooting for the crocodile * - assassin March 13, 2026, 2:21:06
New spin on high gas prices from DJT. Says that “we” make a lot of money when oil prices are high. - OB25 March 12, 2026, 18:48:22
- also, fucking hilarious given his reversal of iran sanctions in 2018 - VIV March 13, 2026, 10:10:08
- Just filled my tank, $4.99 a gallon for the cheap stuff, $69 to fill - Sounder March 13, 2026, 2:04:30
  - Regular is up to $3.69 at the cheap grocery store station near me in CO. Happy to be plugging in - DocWalk20 March 13, 2026, 10:21:29
  - I’m pissed that I paid $15 to refill my Prius* - Stu March 13, 2026, 4:30:14
    - i'd be more pissed about having to drive a prius* - VIV March 13, 2026, 10:22:00
  - *checks Ga Power website* - ATL March 13, 2026, 2:29:17
    - do you have an electric car?* - VIV March 13, 2026, 10:22:31
      - I do! It's great!* - ATL March 13, 2026, 10:39:38
        
        oh wow. you never talk about it .* - VIV March 13, 2026, 10:52:14
        
        I'm happy to tell you more!* - ATL March 13, 2026, 11:03:43
        
        Tell is how you’re happy about throwing away money to try to look cool* - Stu March 14, 2026, 8:45:33
        
        I’m innately cool* - ATL March 14, 2026, 10:07:58
        
        Excluding your ass, if I recall correctly?* - complainant March 14, 2026, 12:28:31
- Domestic producers definitely do. So I think he’s right and correct in using “we” - ATL March 12, 2026, 18:52:47
Iran attacks Special Forces base (UK/US) in Erbil, Iraq - complainant March 12, 2026, 18:37:12
- KC-135 Stratotanker down, also in Western Iraq - complainant March 12, 2026, 18:40:13
Oh no now CBS made Trump mad - Stu March 12, 2026, 17:00:37
- Bari, Bari, why ya buggin?* - Sammich March 12, 2026, 17:16:27
Mojtaba Khamenei tweets a lot. - complainant March 12, 2026, 14:58:30
- Can't afford to get his blue check mark? Sad. * - doubledown March 12, 2026, 17:43:55
- And in English* - DocWalk20 March 12, 2026, 17:10:08
- i.e the IRGC - CanHartlebHireSnider March 12, 2026, 15:01:39
Jim Cramer, history buff - ATL March 12, 2026, 13:37:25
- You left out the best part. - complainant March 12, 2026, 13:48:47
  - That generation doesn’t acknowledge that we lost the Vietnam war. Seriously go ask - meanjeans March 12, 2026, 19:27:32
    - Never was technically a war* - timmer March 12, 2026, 20:23:27
    - ??? That is totally wrong.* - Stu March 12, 2026, 19:41:26
  - He barely, almost inaudibly mumbled that part.* - Stu March 12, 2026, 14:55:18
  - Not his fault people don't know about Operation Linebacker II - Chuck Woodaby March 12, 2026, 13:53:09
    - These days I think youd be better off going with Operation Nickleback* - ijustkrushalot March 12, 2026, 15:03:19
      - Not a bad idea. - Chuck Woodaby March 12, 2026, 15:13:09
        
        Look at this graph - VIV March 12, 2026, 15:27:03
        
        This is how you remind me?* - Chuck Woodaby March 12, 2026, 15:29:19
    - Isn't the important point that despite Operation Linebacker II: Electric Boogaloo, - doubledown March 12, 2026, 14:46:12
      - Sure, but that wasn't Cramer's point that everybody is missing.* - Chuck Woodaby March 12, 2026, 14:49:56
- Yeh, I heard him say that. It surprised me because he is a good guy, and this isn't his bag - Stu March 12, 2026, 13:45:27
- time to commit countless war crimes and ruin a generation of americans to... - assassin March 12, 2026, 13:41:12
- Fuck. We're gonna lose this thing now. * - doubledown March 12, 2026, 13:40:21
Active shooter at a synagogue with a preschool in West Bloomfield, MI* - illini21 March 12, 2026, 12:32:48
- Michigan seems to have way more than its fair share of scum* - Stu March 12, 2026, 13:44:00
  - Bob Ritchie out front shoulda told ya* - Sammich March 12, 2026, 14:03:33
- Gunman is dead. Solid work by the security officer* - illini21 March 12, 2026, 13:03:34
  - Texas and Florida school cops could learn a thing or two* - ATL March 12, 2026, 13:08:32
    - I bet he didn't take the time to apply hand sanitizer tho! So unsanitary.* - Stu March 12, 2026, 15:46:55
    - Indeed* - illini21 March 12, 2026, 13:24:35
- Sheriff is a little vague but sounds like security engaged suspect - illini21 March 12, 2026, 12:40:34
- Sounds like security at the synagogue took care of the guy* - illini21 March 12, 2026, 12:38:07
  - Nice of them to make sure he was ok. * - doubledown March 12, 2026, 12:40:36
    - I laughed. I shouldn’t have. But I did.* - DocWalk20 March 12, 2026, 12:47:11
- Ah and so begins another round of "White or Brown" and "Left or Right" * - ijustkrushalot March 12, 2026, 12:36:36
  - shooting worshipers is bad, mmmmkay - ATL March 12, 2026, 12:59:28
  - That area is very interesting - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 12, 2026, 12:58:48
  - Don't forget "cis or trans"* - Sammich March 12, 2026, 12:42:55
  - dup* - Sammich March 12, 2026, 12:42:40
- cnn reporting someone drove a car into it* - assassin March 12, 2026, 12:34:56
If there's a draft, how many Trump voting cunts will dodge the draft?* - KCWildcat March 12, 2026, 11:56:30
- Probably not too many. Men of draftable age aren't known for being overly afraid - Sammich March 12, 2026, 11:58:53
  - Aren’t women draftable too now? - Stu March 12, 2026, 12:13:40
    - Yeah....this administration would rather send women than men* - KCWildcat March 12, 2026, 12:27:37
inaugural FIFA peace prize winner showing his bona fides - Sammich March 12, 2026, 11:40:26
- I'm pretty sure Infantino said yesterday that they should play* - ATL March 12, 2026, 12:26:19
Trump was going to try to pay the Kurds to fight Iran for us? And they politely declined? - Stu March 12, 2026, 10:44:39
- I can't imagine why they would help us. We have effed them over a lot* - Tooldresser March 12, 2026, 11:09:53
  - And Trump is the king of effing people over. You’d have to be pretty fucking stupid to trust him.* - ATL March 12, 2026, 11:37:16
DETLEF - a cousin chimes in - complainant March 12, 2026, 10:15:11
- Hey Tiki! Nan Subbiah STRONGLY APPROVES!* - Poldark March 12, 2026, 11:04:43
- she's a f'n psycho* - cpsteine March 12, 2026, 10:36:01
  - I'm going to infer from that post that she may, as a child, have been molested by her father. - complainant March 12, 2026, 10:52:35
    - Or maybe she just saw Monsoon Wedding * - ATL March 12, 2026, 11:37:51
- you people are going to make her a fucking congressperson at this rate - Sammich March 12, 2026, 10:35:57
  - What do you mean, "YOU PEOPLE???" * - MojoJojo March 12, 2026, 10:52:25
    - Mayor Photo Op apologists* - Poldark March 12, 2026, 11:05:18
  - It's ironic that you would parse it this way, because if it weren't for the two people running for - complainant March 12, 2026, 10:49:33
- this is some crazy shit* - bucktownillini March 12, 2026, 10:26:17
Remember how the Republicans freaked out about Biden "draining the strategic petroleum reserve"? - VIV March 12, 2026, 8:16:17
- Speaking of oil & gas news- the "$300B America First oil refinery in Texas" - VIV March 12, 2026, 10:01:24
  - I wonder how much XOM Baytown would cost to build today.* - ATL March 12, 2026, 11:39:28
- Angelo McCollum should renegotiate his NIL deal * - Jersey March 12, 2026, 8:56:56
- Quick! Someone tell Tom Cotton what's happening! He's going to be furious - VIV March 12, 2026, 8:46:12
  - He should get access to a search engine or something, because he'd quickly find out that - doubledown March 12, 2026, 9:34:58
    - Biden really didn't do much and used the media to say he "refilled" it when he didn't - VIV March 12, 2026, 9:44:42
  - ...at Joe Biden* - Sammich March 12, 2026, 9:01:01
Really seems like generational, world changing in a bad way fuck up is in play - John Coctostan March 12, 2026, 7:24:08
- That already happened in the 2024 election. - DT March 12, 2026, 10:10:47
- does iran know that trump is the president of peace and that he has his own board of peace? - VIV March 12, 2026, 8:06:30
  - The war definitely is over. Definitely mostly done. - ghost_of_clt March 12, 2026, 8:17:41
Every accusation is a confession - Sounder March 11, 2026, 18:48:39
- Wild that one completely false tweet can drive right wing narratives for weeks* - gvibes March 12, 2026, 7:39:57
- Huh, clearly had an editor on those last few sentences.* - Carl Spackler March 12, 2026, 6:17:57
- He’s such a simple organism. * - doubledown March 11, 2026, 23:20:35
  - It's crazy that he does in fact seem to be as stupid as we think he is* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 23:23:34
    - Probably more. * - doubledown March 12, 2026, 8:45:28
"I don't want the President of the United States to have a cogitive deficiency” - Sounder March 11, 2026, 17:56:06
- absolutely no way Trump would think of or could pronounce the phrase "cognitive deficiency" - Sammich March 12, 2026, 9:02:18
Iran blew up a couple Iraqi oil tankers in the gulf - John Coctostan March 11, 2026, 17:42:11
- They seem ready to surrender* - Stu March 11, 2026, 17:52:11
TIL, Pavarotti's Ave Maria used to assist with medical emergencies - UofIL6 March 11, 2026, 16:41:30
- Jake Paul now on stage with the big guy. Watering plants with PRIME looms closer every day* - assassin March 11, 2026, 17:28:37
  - IDKWTM?* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 17:38:58
    - Prime has electolytes. It's what plants crave. * - assassin March 11, 2026, 17:40:42
- There is something deeply seriously wrong with him* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 17:19:59
- There is something deeply seriously wrong with him* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 17:19:42
Washington passed its first ever income tax - Sounder March 11, 2026, 13:42:39
- Yeah, but as a rich, 0 to 10%>1M is a pretty big jump. - gvibes March 11, 2026, 23:22:49
- Washington has a spending problem. This does nothing to solve that. - illinibone March 11, 2026, 18:54:50
  - Oh, and if your income includes capital gains, you get double whammied. - illinibone March 11, 2026, 19:10:31
- Maybe a compliant court will look the other way - Potomac March 11, 2026, 14:56:48
- Ooo - DocWalk20 March 11, 2026, 14:18:08
  - This is what happens when an area basically no longer has a middle class. * - doubledown March 11, 2026, 14:45:33
- Some people are politically motivated exclusively by the overwhelming fear that - doubledown March 11, 2026, 13:48:27
I have the Melania documentary on in the background while I'm checking emails - Sounder March 11, 2026, 13:37:31
- Did you lose a bet? - TarheelIllini March 11, 2026, 18:17:44
hey complainant! this is your Sunny Naqvi update - Poldark March 11, 2026, 13:30:48
- Thanks. Shocking and not surprising.* - complainant March 11, 2026, 15:26:21
This wins the Internet for today - Sounder March 11, 2026, 13:24:57
- The number of "she's a man" type replies is something* - WhitmansFolly March 11, 2026, 13:52:02
- Initially read that user name as "rontard." My bad. * - doubledown March 11, 2026, 13:41:45
RIP me. FBI warning that Iran might attack California with drones* - ECEIllinois March 11, 2026, 13:18:03
- Source?* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 13:25:27
  - ok fine - ECEIllinois March 11, 2026, 13:28:50
    - arent the Shahs of Sunset doing damage enough?* - Gene Parmesan March 11, 2026, 13:38:19
      - reality shows like that one make my brain hurt* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 13:43:18
    - I believe you, I was just curious* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 13:30:24
- i thought the war was over* - VIV March 11, 2026, 13:18:33
So, Russia is continuing to help Iran with drone strikes, and we're giving Russia oil revenue. - assassin March 11, 2026, 11:29:06
- They said they weren’t though and we trust them. So it’s fine.* - OB25 March 11, 2026, 11:30:11
JFC this cheap ass motherfucker. *I* wear Florsheims. He can’t even spring for Allen Edmonds? - ATL March 11, 2026, 10:05:53
- Everytime I think this admin and its parade of sycophants can't get more shameless and pathetic... - KingTalkyTiki March 11, 2026, 14:42:59
- Omg that pic* - cpsteine March 11, 2026, 13:37:22
- Trump getting everyone the wrong size and everyone going along with it is a spot on bit. - Warrin'_Illini March 11, 2026, 12:40:54
  - the cruelty is always the point* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 13:25:49
- I think the real story here is twofold: - Sammich March 11, 2026, 10:14:14
  - It's possible. Maybe he has a really wide foot and rather than try to find a good fit, he just - doubledown March 11, 2026, 10:16:36
    - Do you realize how uncomfortable and miserable it would be - Sounder March 11, 2026, 11:17:50
      - if Marco is, as he seems, the one non-psychopath in the cabinet - Sammich March 11, 2026, 11:20:08
        
        Some polling numbers came out a few days ago - Sounder March 11, 2026, 11:24:03
- To Boot or WAYSA* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 10:12:17
Nonzero chance that Mark DeRosa was involved in the Iran war planning - ATL March 11, 2026, 8:42:05
- Took responsibility, and never once insulted anyone. He's not 47 material.* - Sammich March 11, 2026, 8:50:41
- Baseball players are famously known for their intelligence* - CWR10 March 11, 2026, 8:43:44
  - Graduated from Penn, so not you'd hope for a bit better.* - Carl Spackler March 11, 2026, 8:54:39
    - I know someone else who graduated from Penn - ATL March 11, 2026, 9:19:25
      - like our President?* - ECEIllinois March 11, 2026, 11:22:43
        
        Elon Musk, Don Jr., Dr. Oz* - Sounder March 11, 2026, 11:25:14
        
        Someone here, too, right?* - torinese March 11, 2026, 12:45:56
        
        guilty - Sounder March 11, 2026, 13:37:48
      - Probably got in the same way Hegseth was admitted to Princeton.* - complainant March 11, 2026, 9:40:12
bumping this thread for awareness* - Orangeillini March 10, 2026, 19:40:49
Trump says he will decide what unconditional surrender means - Stu March 10, 2026, 14:26:35
- are you certain he didn't say "unconstitutional"* - Nobster March 10, 2026, 18:46:08
- We don’t impose any conditions. They say “We Surrender” - memyselfandillini March 10, 2026, 16:34:29
- He can't even spell it* - DanSaint March 10, 2026, 14:54:51
  - Do you think he could find Iran on a map?* - Sounder March 10, 2026, 14:56:10
    - Speaking of maps, the Department of War dropped this monstrosity - RVA March 10, 2026, 18:42:54
      - Wow. No wonder the war is over America flags have the crater previously knows as Iran surrounded* - memyselfandillini March 11, 2026, 9:14:58
    - Do you think he knows what a map is?* - Stu March 10, 2026, 15:06:01
      - Remember this? - Sounder March 10, 2026, 15:10:46
- We just created the Batman of Iran - Sounder March 10, 2026, 14:27:47
  - The Iranians are just ignoring the crazy old shithead and it's driving him nuts* - Stu March 10, 2026, 14:52:04
  - There's already a Batman of Iran - VIV March 10, 2026, 14:37:17
We say tankers are going through Hormuz, now we say they aren't - Stu March 10, 2026, 13:26:21
- what a weird situation. oil market definitely pricing in a TACO and not much disruption. but then - John Coctostan March 10, 2026, 14:11:06
- there's no worse feeling of buyer's remorse than when your Hormuz* - Sammich March 10, 2026, 13:54:11
Based on the clips I’ve seen online the last couple days, it seems like FOX News… - OB25 March 10, 2026, 13:15:28
- dotz - Sounder March 10, 2026, 16:31:53
- you mean after Cuba?* - assassin March 10, 2026, 13:43:33
Hey complainant! This is your Sunny Naqvi UPDATE - Poldark March 10, 2026, 11:50:55
- Well, I'm definitely willing to blindly believe what DHS says.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 10, 2026, 12:01:02
  - We've pitted an attention-hungry, awful person against the absolute worst US Governmental agency... - KingTalkyTiki March 10, 2026, 12:36:52
    - Yeah, I'm definitely not going to blindly believe her either.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 10, 2026, 13:40:49
      - I just wish people would stop calling her Sunny and refer to her by her given name - ATL March 10, 2026, 14:31:21
  - I've concluded it's a jestermaxxing competition. - complainant March 10, 2026, 12:13:11
The way to fight antisemitism is to compile lists of Jews - ATL March 10, 2026, 8:43:45
- David Lee Roth lights the menorah* - memyselfandillini March 10, 2026, 16:38:30
Will County Demorats are the worst. - Poldark March 10, 2026, 4:57:46
- *pounds on table* *demands two factor authentication** - VIV March 10, 2026, 8:32:16
  - Consarn it, you probably voted for seat belts and catalytic converters too.* - memyselfandillini March 10, 2026, 16:40:34
  - Consarn it, you probably voted for seat belts and catalytic converters too.* - memyselfandillini March 10, 2026, 16:40:28
I'm starting to think that Polymarkets are a bad idea* - Sounder March 9, 2026, 14:48:54
- if you just want to make about 4% return each year with 0 risk you can bet against Jesus returning * - ijustkrushalot March 9, 2026, 18:47:15
  - How much Nitrous do you need to breathe to take the other side of that bet? * - doubledown March 9, 2026, 19:10:15
  - But if he returns you’ll be both financially and morally bankrupt* - Stu March 9, 2026, 18:55:16
- It’s money laundering, inside info is the point* - shua March 9, 2026, 18:40:33
- I'm starting to think that people who lose money betting on Polymarket and Kalshi are like the Cyber - ATL March 9, 2026, 16:57:55
  - I'm more concerned with the people making money on insider information* - Sounder March 9, 2026, 18:01:34
    - You almost got it * - ATL March 9, 2026, 19:03:52
      - How is this legal?* - Sounder March 10, 2026, 10:49:22
    - If you’re making bets on Polymarket and you DON’T have insider info, - doubledown March 9, 2026, 18:12:57
Trump says we are pretty much done with Iran. WTF* - Stu March 9, 2026, 14:31:06
- It's actually Schroedinger's War. It's both very complete and just getting started - assassin March 9, 2026, 18:53:49
  - We have always been at war with Eastasia. Or not. * - ATL March 9, 2026, 19:05:14
- So Venezuela had the VP takeover and Iran the son took over. So much winning!!* - shua March 9, 2026, 18:39:53
  - Yeah unless there are family issues we don’t know about… - SurfTheBoneyard March 10, 2026, 7:23:09
- Trump claims Iran has Tomahawk missiles?!?* - ECEIllinois March 9, 2026, 18:00:07
  - they store 'em in schools.* - cpsteine March 10, 2026, 8:48:26
- I don’t think that is a unilateral decision.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 9, 2026, 15:49:17
  - pfffft, they're all the way over there* - Sammich March 9, 2026, 15:51:22
    - If ever there was a time to activate a sleeper cell - Sounder March 9, 2026, 16:26:22
- back below $90, so at least buying time* - John Coctostan March 9, 2026, 15:08:45
  - They're just shorting the market before he announces a blitzkrieg after market hours* - Sounder March 9, 2026, 15:11:19
- Your bloodlust need more dead children? Thank you Trump for stopping!* - Warrin'_Illini March 9, 2026, 14:49:22
- Putin got his puppet to back down. TACO* - DanSaint March 9, 2026, 14:47:16
- Moving on to Operation Epstein File Distraction 2: - timmer March 9, 2026, 14:45:54
- mission accomplished?* - VIV March 9, 2026, 14:41:49
  - We were just kidding! Big jokester* - Stu March 9, 2026, 14:42:45
    - don't get me wrong, i'd rather be done than not - VIV March 9, 2026, 15:08:04
      - I have no explanation. He's likely to start WW3, then suddenly change his mind.* - Stu March 9, 2026, 15:13:58
And the winner for most tone deaf YouTube video of 2026 goes to… - OB25 March 9, 2026, 12:57:46
- I get that she's young and doesn't know any better - Sounder March 9, 2026, 14:48:26
  - ..followed with a briefing on who Marie Antoinette was* - timmer March 9, 2026, 15:52:00
- #DraftKai* - KingTalkyTiki March 9, 2026, 14:06:30
- This might be number 2: - ATL March 9, 2026, 13:51:15
  - Thrilling* - gvibes March 9, 2026, 14:09:48
    - Every time I see something like that, I legitimately wonder - Sounder March 9, 2026, 14:18:21
      - awful parents* - ATL March 9, 2026, 14:20:20
        
        Certainly there is associated trauma - Sounder March 9, 2026, 14:21:22
        
        Laura Loomer's brother should get his story about having to live with a mentally ill and abusive - ATL March 9, 2026, 14:24:08
  - Dead eyed psycho. * - doubledown March 9, 2026, 14:00:50
This is pretty peak OK Boomer - Sounder March 9, 2026, 11:51:58
- Every single thing in that video is an active choice being made - RVA March 9, 2026, 14:09:39
- It's AI Slop, so sharing it is indeed pretty much peak Boomer* - IlliniRunner March 9, 2026, 13:48:52
- It’s fun to make and listen to mix tapes. - doubledown March 9, 2026, 13:43:31
  - Spotify is the most important social media service I own and it's not close - Sounder March 9, 2026, 13:45:58
    - I bought all the movies I like on DVD and Blu Ray and ripped them to Plex. - doubledown March 9, 2026, 13:52:33
- if you've ever unironically said or thought "this is what they took from us" - Sammich March 9, 2026, 11:59:51
  - The good old days weren't always good and tomorrow's not as bad as it seems* - Sounder March 9, 2026, 12:15:25
    - "Keep the faith, kid" - Joe Piscopo* - Sammich March 9, 2026, 12:34:01
it's fun Pub congressmen have no fear of being proud and out racists - assassin March 9, 2026, 11:35:44
- He managed to one-up that tweet - OB25 March 9, 2026, 11:50:24
  - Talarico is going to take Texas* - Sounder March 9, 2026, 11:52:34
    - He’d have a shot against paxton* - cpsteine March 9, 2026, 14:10:26
      - you'd think that having to spend money on a competitive primary will hurt the GOP* - Sounder March 9, 2026, 14:49:39
    - ooo - VIV March 9, 2026, 12:14:48
      - ooo - KingTalkyTiki March 9, 2026, 14:10:45
        
        dotz - Sounder March 9, 2026, 14:16:43
      - I was very clear that I think this is a constant white whale fool's mission* - Sounder March 9, 2026, 12:20:43
    - Just like Beto did* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 9, 2026, 12:08:08
      - I get that this is a fool's mission - Sounder March 9, 2026, 12:13:08
        
        you have to tell my why you think he's a "generational talent"* - VIV March 9, 2026, 12:15:05
        
        He's managed to reclaim Christianity for the Democratic Party - Sounder March 9, 2026, 12:18:02
        
        do you actually believe this?* - VIV March 9, 2026, 12:19:19
        
        I do* - Sounder March 9, 2026, 12:19:55
        
        i think you're being charliebrownfootball-ed once again* - VIV March 9, 2026, 12:22:19
        
        Ultimately, he will probably once again lose a close race - Sounder March 9, 2026, 12:23:59
        
        It's not going to be close* - gvibes March 9, 2026, 13:44:03
        
        We shall see - Sounder March 9, 2026, 13:48:37
Back to Summer or Sunny or Sundas or Shit Naqvi: Do we think any of it actually happened? - complainant March 9, 2026, 11:23:42
- But she had to hitch hike to town!* - Dilbert March 9, 2026, 12:57:57
- of course it happened. - Poldark March 9, 2026, 11:30:09
  - Can't tell if serious. - complainant March 9, 2026, 12:38:23
    - Not sure I trust Poldark to tell us. His go to news source paid $750 million to Dominion - ATL March 9, 2026, 12:55:53
Would have been really cool if we had replenished the SPR ahead of this totally thoroughly planned - ATL March 9, 2026, 9:35:57
- they thought they could put Venezuelan oil in the SPR. yeah... you can't. it'll destroy it* - VIV March 9, 2026, 10:44:35
  - Is that because Venezuelan oil speaks spanish and the American oil wouldn't understand it? - ATL March 9, 2026, 10:52:41
    - it's too high in sulfur content. - VIV March 9, 2026, 11:35:40
      - Oh, interesting. The salt domes are so cool in terms of an engineering solution to the problem.* - ATL March 9, 2026, 12:05:33
    - Because it sucks* - Stu March 9, 2026, 10:54:56
      - Is it like wet gas from the Marcellus or something?* - ATL March 9, 2026, 11:02:08
        
        does it look like a bitch?* - Sammich March 9, 2026, 11:02:59
- Seems like an easy explanation is that the Trump admin is haphazard at planning and coordination - CanHartlebHireSnider March 9, 2026, 10:31:55
  - Maybe it was a misspoke again* - ATL March 9, 2026, 10:36:08
- I try not to hate people for being stupid. But I really fucking hate him. * - doubledown March 9, 2026, 10:04:33
  - Hegseth makes him feel strong and powerful, and he has to use his military to make him feel that way - Stu March 9, 2026, 10:24:05
    - Trump love the shock and awe aspect of war - Sounder March 9, 2026, 10:38:14
      - And the golfing! Trump loves the golfing of war. - complainant March 9, 2026, 10:48:12
        
        I read they were surprised by Iran's response and the resultant oil price spike. - Warrin'_Illini March 9, 2026, 10:55:04
Imagine going on national or international business television and admitting your a fucking moron - ATL March 9, 2026, 9:11:49
- mind goblin BOFA* - Sammich March 9, 2026, 9:39:39
- Trump extending an olive branch to Harris voters by giving them war with Iran and high gas prices.* - Warrin'_Illini March 9, 2026, 9:26:25
- you're - IlliniSax05 March 9, 2026, 9:14:26
  - correct* - ATL March 9, 2026, 9:15:07

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