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Isn't Carrie Fisher dead?*

Posted by Tortillini

on August 4, 2026, 10:00:05, in reply to "Isn't Fisher Stevens cooked?*"

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Will the Bernie Bros exact their revenge in Michigan?

Or will AIPAC win the day?

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Mitch McConnell will die tomorrow or shortly thereafter, having "lived" long enough to forestall a special election for his seat.

Across the river, the Republican Party has until Wednesday to replace Max Miller on the OH-13th congressional ballot, which it won't.

https://www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconnell-august-3-deadline-kentucky-special-election-explained-12265893

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Current Events - Week of MM dies, and MM (doesn't) withdraw - complainant Yesterday, 02:13:39

Guy that suspended his campaign beats Trump endorsd candidate to win the MI-08 primary* - ECEIllinois 20 minutes ago
MO Amendments 4 and 5 and Cori Bush all massive losers. - VIV 38 minutes ago
- Cape County was almost 80% yes on 4 *boggle* * - ghost_of_clt 5 minutes ago
- Oh no! - complainant 27 minutes ago
Looks like the MI Dem Senate primary will end up much closer than the polls - ECEIllinois 2 hours ago
- Crazy how much of a spending advantage (AIPAC) that she had* - UofIL6 31 minutes ago
- Big mail ballot drop in Detroit for Stevens. Going to be close* - ECEIllinois 1 hour ago
  - Stevens closing message to the black community was "electability," meaning racism. - complainant 1 hour ago
    - She’s polled much stronger in the general than AES* - Carl Spackler 40 minutes ago
      - I've been hearing that water has a tangible wetness about it.* - complainant 34 minutes ago
        
        Water is not wet, things water touches become wet. * - Toonces 21 minutes ago
        
        Yeah, I was dubious.* - complainant 3 minutes ago
Looks like Cori Bush needs to regroup* - jfinsocal 2 hours ago
US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight - MC 7 hours ago
- They need to clean up what they were doing, but anti-drone tech is existential work... - LeatherneckIllini 5 hours ago
  - Four people died which you acknowledged with three words. “Oh our job - Nobster 2 hours ago
    - This isn’t an administration thing this is a complete safety failure of military training.* - LeatherneckIllini 2 hours ago
  - I don't think anyone is saying we shouldn't have anti-drone tech. * - VIV 4 hours ago
    - Maybe just test it where they can't kill anyone?* - SurfTheBoneyard 2 hours ago
- Sounds like a woman or minority must have been piloting the plane.* - DT 5 hours ago
  - Definitely Low T people running the experiment * - ATL 4 hours ago
  - fDT* - Tortillini 5 hours ago
- Good thing we’re such a hot country. Are we great (again) yet?* - DocWalk20 6 hours ago
GOP congress members REALLY do not want to disclose their health issues - ATL Today, 15:23:23
UFC lost 30M on White House show - Stu Today, 11:46:08
- Paper losses. This was a huge win for the UFC - OrangeSox Today, 14:26:30
- ...but the media exposure Nate Bargatze got= priceless.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:38:58
- I'm glad Loreena McKennitt is doing sports now.* - complainant Today, 12:12:49
- Didn't they just make it back in oil shorts?* - Sounder Today, 12:10:33
  - Surely "non-political" Dana White made it back in the grift* - KCWildcat Today, 12:58:36
    - Of course. He was saying before the event that they were going to lose $25-$30M. So, it stands - voiceofreason Today, 14:03:09
Florida senator appears to be at the crux of a massive Medicare fraud. Tim Walz says every - ATL Today, 11:33:13
- Self nit: Medicaid * - ATL Today, 11:41:22
  - I mean of course they stole from the poors first before the olds* - DocWalk20 Today, 11:43:15
- Massive Medicare fraud is a prerequisite for a Florida Senate seat.* - complainant Today, 11:36:08
We're going to essentially cede the Strait of Hormuz to Iran, btw. - VIV Today, 10:53:50
- at least we used all of our long range missiles to lose, though. that's good. - assassin Today, 13:46:23
  - Bit of a misleading headline on two counts - illiniranger 1 hour ago
  - no worries on that. we'll just spend hundreds of billions more to replace them* - VIV Today, 13:47:23
    - Slow down. I think ordering them and paying for them is the best we can expect.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 15:26:23
      - Can we just order them and not ever pay for them? - DocWalk20 7 hours ago
- Hasn’t the Trump admin floated this deal like 6 times already, then backed out? - DT Today, 11:28:34
  - Every week. Where you been?* - complainant Today, 11:34:09
- But they are begging for a deal* - Mrap24 Today, 11:15:17
  - That sounds like a deal worth begging for tbf* - ATL Today, 11:30:23
- Ooo - KingTalkyTiki Today, 11:09:11
- Plus $300 billy in reparations. They must love our dumbass president.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 11:04:58
- Of course we are. Art of the Squeal. * - doubledown Today, 11:01:18
As expected, the GOP is rallying around the alleged abuser - ATL Today, 09:57:58
- Jake Tapper toying with Miller like a cat with a cockroach - ATL 7 hours ago
  - The interview might have gone better for Miller if he had set himself on fire.* - SurfTheBoneyard 5 hours ago
    - Miller was getting gender affirming treatment - ATL 4 hours ago
- These fucking people - RVA Today, 10:23:18
  - Um, I'm siding with the Republicans here. - complainant Today, 10:32:49
- Gym Jordan is in the vanguard, of course. - Sammich Today, 10:18:48
Primary day - will Cori Bush get her revenge on Wesley? - jfinsocal Today, 08:06:24
- as long as 4 & 5 lose in MO, it's all good. - VIV Today, 08:12:40
  - I don’t think either will pass. And I’m good with that. * - harb 6 hours ago
  - Right. It's not even a choice of the lesser of evils, they both suck individually. - ghost_of_clt Today, 09:17:51
  - Amendment 5: - VIV Today, 08:30:27
    - as if that’s enough to draw people to the Show Me (Another) State* - memyselfandillini 1 hour ago
  - Amendment 4 - VIV Today, 08:22:37
    - this is absolutey terrible, but almost across the board I despise referendums* - Sounder Today, 12:24:19
      - ok* - VIV Today, 13:17:31
    - This is terrible* - reggiedunlop Today, 08:51:19
    - Wouldn't this be good for the one blue district? Basically veto power over the state.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 08:26:33
      - it's absolutely stupid for one district to essentially have veto power over an entire state. - VIV Today, 08:31:26
        
        I could see a supermajority requirement, like with federal Constitutional amendments - DT Today, 12:05:35
        
        i'd be good with a 60% supermajority* - VIV Today, 12:08:57
        
        Normally I would agree, but I imagine Missouri is sending some real BS down the pike.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 08:35:34
        
        oh, this doesn't stop any politician-sponsored initiative. - VIV Today, 08:38:08
        
        OIC. Enjoy voting.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 08:39:15
        
        already did! thankfully, we still have early voting* - VIV Today, 08:43:18
- Isn't Haley Stevens cooked?* - gvibes Today, 08:10:06
  - Between this and Wisconsin, let's hope the DSA can win some elections* - reggiedunlop Today, 09:16:26
    - Hong is totally in over her head. At least she'll be facing somebody even crazier* - ECEIllinois 4 hours ago
      - Yeah, her Thanksgiving response was a disaster* - reggiedunlop 3 hours ago
  - Isn't Fisher Stevens cooked?* - VIV Today, 08:51:22
    - Isn't Carrie Fisher dead?* - Tortillini Today, 10:00:05
    - Isla Fisher, Steven Cook* - complainant Today, 09:40:45
    - that dork dated Michelle Pfeiffer, AND cheated on her with a 17-year-old* - Gene Parmesan Today, 09:34:53
  - Maybe a 5% chance on prediction markets* - jfinsocal Today, 08:43:44
  - The only thing the DSA hates more than Republicans is Democrats.* - complainant Today, 08:19:06
    - Slotkin only won by a few thousand votes, and she is a much better candidate* - Sounder Today, 12:20:35
      - Eh. That's the general. They don't care about the general. - complainant 3 hours ago
    - TBF, I'd vote against her because of her voice and accent alone* - ATL Today, 09:12:58
      - I agree.* - complainant Today, 09:43:23
        
        I actually liked the third candidate that dropped out better than both of them* - Sounder Today, 12:48:54
- Isn't Haley Stevens cooked?* - gvibes Today, 08:10:00
One would think a guy who appears on tv would be able to tie a better tie - Stu Today, 06:57:48
- This drives me crazy. Be better, people.* - Sounder Today, 12:19:09
- It's hardly the tie's fault, Stu.* - complainant Today, 07:13:03
Is Mitch dead yet? - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 20:51:28
Some wine cellar is getting wiped out tonight… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 19:27:26
- Lawyers never walk anywhere with a briefcase and a bankers box* - gvibes Yesterday, 19:36:09
  - Not to mention it’s unlikely that her office is in the White House.* - ATL Yesterday, 20:01:18
    - I mean we're used to terrible appearances by now, but... - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 20:29:40
      - Yep. Occam’s razor says that was just her usual Monday night Franzia * - ATL Today, 01:58:14
  - I guess she probably should start to try putting in the work* - RVA Yesterday, 19:49:00
- You don’t think that’s boxed wine?* - ATL Yesterday, 19:33:52
- Can’t be telling the truth around here Jeanine* - PapaDels Yesterday, 19:29:23
Not a day goes by when a small plane doesn’t land on a highway. Why is this news? - Stu Yesterday, 17:47:06
Trump says Big Oil is making too much money - ATL Yesterday, 13:27:08
- I think the gaslight just exploded. * - memyselfandillini 1 hour ago
- How much has his crime family made on insider trading since the war began?* - PapaDels Yesterday, 19:30:07
- he knows oil prices aren't going down anytime soon, so he wants us to blame somebody else - Sammich Yesterday, 13:42:53
  - high gas prices are a small price to pay so that Iran doesn't have a nuclear weapon - Sounder Yesterday, 13:47:42
    - no nation that would be willing to use a nuke on a civilian population should have one* - Sammich Yesterday, 15:06:33
      - Wait a minute, I see what you did there* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:07:18
- I’m sorry what. Is this real life? * - MC Yesterday, 13:38:00
The Iran negotiations have officially hit absurd level - Sounder Yesterday, 11:16:40
- Lucky for the world that there’s a functioning superpower around to save their economies - DT Yesterday, 11:26:07
  - I honestly think the best thing that could happen - Sounder Yesterday, 11:39:29
  - Attacking Iran to deplete the oil reserves China was saving for when they attack Taiwan. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 11:35:05
- It’s bc iran didn’t ask for a meeting. It’s all market manipulation, which works every time* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 11:26:07
  - This* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 11:26:38
This checks out - Sounder Yesterday, 11:12:06
RFK Jr. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Dumb - doubledown Yesterday, 10:17:11
- As terrible as he was in this interview, and it was really bad - Sounder Yesterday, 11:13:12
Apple got a $2.2B tariff refund this quarter. - VIV Yesterday, 09:46:23
- I mean, this is exactly what you'd expect me to say, but I do not think Apple actually increased - ATL Yesterday, 10:08:47
  - lol - OrangeSox Yesterday, 11:36:25
  - So Chud McChuderson in Tennessee isn't getting a tariff rebate or stimmy?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:40:34
  - Tim Cook isn't gonna fuck you* - VIV Yesterday, 10:35:56
    - I don't know. His type may be big brown bears.* - ATL Yesterday, 10:52:11
Trump says everything has never been better - Sounder Yesterday, 08:58:57
I wish I knew how BoCool was doing. No one here keeps in touch with him, right?* - Stu Yesterday, 08:51:14
- This reminds me, 2D came in to pitch two innings over the weekend. - doubledown Yesterday, 08:55:38
  - This reminds me, I'd give anything to have Leopold's hair* - Stu Yesterday, 09:02:06
I'm enjoying this new parody account on Twitter. - complainant Yesterday, 07:04:52
Mexico is planning an $8500 low speed EV. - complainant Yesterday, 05:41:39
- On our way home from Florida two weeks ago, we saw a truck hauling a bunch of Fiat Topolinos - ATL Yesterday, 10:29:39
  - 30 mph seems (barely) acceptable. 19 mph does not. - complainant Today, 03:59:35
- Go not very far, slowly. * - doubledown Yesterday, 08:40:03
- You can smuggle your weed in it.* - DT Yesterday, 07:42:33
She already took the wedding ring off her claw - Stu Yesterday, 04:28:29
sheriff files amended complaint against Sunny Naqvi - Poldark Yesterday, 04:15:14
- I’m interested in the case against Morrison. Are they saying he was aware of the falsehood?* - ATL Yesterday, 06:03:40
  - yes that's what is being alleged* - Poldark Yesterday, 06:09:08
    - Bad if true. Wonder if there’s any kind of debate/legislative immunity available at the state level - ATL Yesterday, 06:27:53
      - I hate wondering, so I Googled it. - complainant Yesterday, 06:40:56

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