| Current Events - Week of MM dies, and MM (doesn't) withdraw
Posted by complainant
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on August 3, 2026, 02:13:39
| Nancy Mace is irredeemable liquid human waste
Posted by assassin
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Previous Message| Iran demands Trump let JD assrape him as a condition of peace
Posted by Stu
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| I’m not generally in favor of police brutality but I’m willing to entertain arguments
Posted by ATL
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| Im not watching that. Recap?*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| aviation analogue
Posted by illinibone
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| My understanding is that is the default position of the law. In the states I have seen, it's defined
Posted by ATL
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| totally agree it's the default position, but I also think it needs to be explicit
Posted by illinibone
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| Looks like Bari’s favorite son’s time is nearing an end
Posted by Stu
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| Not as long as Larry Ellison's favorite son is paying the bills.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| You hate to see it....but more than that....*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Have we discussed South Korea’s stock market losing 44% of its value since June?
Posted by ATL
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| Kpopped bubble*
Posted by Sammich
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| I long for the halcyon days of the Joe Biden economy. Employment numbers are downer.
Posted by ATL
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| but... stonks.....*
Posted by VIV
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| do we get a free onion?*
Posted by lcubed
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| Sorry they’re all infested with the explosive diarrhea thingy *
Posted by ATL
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| Lose weight fast with this free trick they don't want you to know about. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Jesus Christ. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Hey punchable face
Posted by ATL
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| Was he enjoying a layered pasta in red sauce?*
Posted by complainant
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| did Susan Collins write that headline?*
Posted by Sammich
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| Well, it’s the New York Times so probably *
Posted by ATL
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| NYT, fake news, terrible people*
Posted by Sounder
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| Duplicate *
Posted by ATL
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| So Mitch left the hospital in DC, traveled to Kentucky, went back to his house...
Posted by shua
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| They're practicing their advanced lying skills to prepare for whatever awaits in the midterms*
Posted by OrangeSox
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| Probably not helping that Lisa Murkowski is jumping off the SS Blanche
Posted by ATL
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| Cassidy to the rescue *
Posted by Tortillini
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| welcome to the Soviet Union of the United States
Posted by theBard
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| A lot of people don't know that Mitch is a trained ninja. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Same camera crew that covered the reflecting pool vandals*
Posted by PapaDels
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| The answer to your last question is definitely yes*
Posted by Sounder
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| Andy Ogles loses his primary. Good riddance*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| is it pronounced like goggles or og-less? the former sounds like a 80's movie vehicle for
Posted by Nobster
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| No.*
Posted by complainant
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| Looks like Trump endorsed him & his district would have been T +23 in 2024. Ouch.
Posted by ATL
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| The guy following him is nowhere near as dumb and at least supports green energy
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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| That'd be awful, because David Jolly would surely appoint a Dem after Fine's massive grabber.*
Posted by complainant
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| Semi-related - Bilzerian's dad played a minor character in every TV show of the 1970s.
Posted by complainant
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| the smile of a man who got off easy for his many financial crimes
Posted by Sammich
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| Birthright Citizenship EO, Part Deux
Posted by Memphian
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| Birth tourism is the best argument but he will still get nowhere*
Posted by Potomac
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| The Saudis bought EA games? Are they planning to cut it up
Posted by doubledown
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| $1.8 billion a year in interest on their new debt, with an EBITDA around $1.5
Posted by Sammich
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| GTA V: burqua edition *
Posted by ATL
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| …and dissolve it*
Posted by timmer
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| Trump is asking for advice on Iran from, of all people, Warsh
Posted by Stu
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| Whenever I see the name Warsh I'm always reminded of my old college roommate from Quincy*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Me too!
Posted by Stu
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| He should ask Wisch instead*
Posted by GMAW
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| His brother in law used to live 2 doors down from an Armenian couple*
Posted by VIV
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| you, sir, are a master of this craft.*
Posted by Nobster
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| WOW!!!*
Posted by Stu
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| Because the grift (the grift) they can't resist...
Posted by Jersey
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| Because the grift, the grift, is on their list, of the best things in life*
Posted by Stu
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| AI is just like us
Posted by snipes824
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| Surely if they leak a few more stories like this that trillion dollar valuation will be back in play
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| i was thinking myself "how convenient". also, the fact that they hacked an ai company*
Posted by torinese
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| "New Era" could be nuclear annihilation and returning the money to poor pepole.*
Posted by ATL
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| they found the nsa's little black box that robert redford stole*
Posted by torinese
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| None. It all ends in a giant holocaust of humanity.*
Posted by DT
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| Sophie Cunningham wishes everybody would just shut up and dribble
Posted by ATL
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| The whole transgender debate has got me thinking. To resolve this immediate and urgent issue,
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Who is "they"? People like GMAW?*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| The Heritage Foundation. *
Posted by ATL
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| I wonder if they can tell the difference between Sophie Cunningham and Paige Bueckers.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| Heritage Foundation or GMAW? *
Posted by VIV
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| Nit, I don’t think she’s gay*
Posted by CWR10
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| Interesting, I saw an article earlier this year (before the trans comments) saying she was married
Posted by ATL
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| Trump’s got a new rug
Posted by VIV
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| I knew that wig looked familiar...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Man I'm loving watching his frail ego try to cope with his inevitable decline...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| looks like he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| Maybe he got a blowout*
Posted by Sounder
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| I still enjoy scatalogical humor*
Posted by PapaDels
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| He's just such a pathetic loser.
Posted by illini
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| I assumed only I would be lame enough for a Huey reference.
Posted by Sammich
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| Richard Marx in the house now, too!*
Posted by Illiniphil
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| He won't stop until he's Marxified.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| the Mamdani fears have been realized*
Posted by VIV
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| I got Huey and Simon Lebon in the same thread*
Posted by ATL
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| I assume we'll see renewed hair and bronzer for midterm push. Needs to appear stronger*
Posted by UofIL6
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| seems he's even allowing them to blend it these days
Posted by Sammich
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| One that won’t make sick? One that won’t make him crash his car or make him feel three feet thick?*
Posted by ATL
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| He's not too fancy, but his line is pretty clean.*
Posted by complainant
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| drone carrying explosive device found at German airport near Ukrainian planes
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| I think these techbros are all mentally ill
Posted by ATL
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| Nerds on meth.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| Rejected Duran Duran B-Side*
Posted by ATL
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| Funny DT*
Posted by LWillhite
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| There are so many more valid use cases to illustrate the usefulness of AI.
Posted by doubledown
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| Trump rally boos fallen police officer named Abdelnabi
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Maybe they were at an antifa rally *
Posted by ATL
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| UNC fans from 1989?*
Posted by DT
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| Good pull though I think Alla spelled his name with a Y*
Posted by ATL
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| These fuckers
Posted by ATL
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| Fascism relies on punishing courage while elevating mediocrity. *
Posted by doubledown
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| And even with all this theater, these guys are almost certainly about to be confirmed
Posted by Sammich
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| Susan's got some pearls to clutch*
Posted by illini222
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| I could be convinced that the responsible thing would be to not ask a single question
Posted by RVA
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| I can't parse the statement, and I'm not going to watch the video
Posted by Sammich
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| Avoiding saying that any candidate since 2008 won a presidential election *
Posted by ATL
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| *hot dog meme guy*
Posted by ATL
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| TV snake oil salesman's own tonic obviously doesn't cure lack of self-awareness.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| OG grifter mad about all these johnny come lately grifters trying to horn in. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Speaking of which Sean Duffy got millions of dollars for a road trip TV series celebrating America
Posted by ATL
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| Nine kids!!!*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Pulling out is a sin. *
Posted by doubledown
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| "Every sperm is sacred.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| He is in the team picture for most punchable face of the Trump administration*
Posted by Sounder
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| Fuck Oprah
Posted by bjl63
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| She was also pretty Trump friendly*
Posted by Sounder
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| georgecarlinbigclub.mp3*
Posted by Sammich
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| Jokes aside, there are few better examples of what fame and fortune can do to a person
Posted by Sounder
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| I think the malfunction was already there for most people at that level
Posted by Sammich
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| Nobody comes close to Hassett*
Posted by Tortillini
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| He's probably number 1, but Lutnick and Hegseth are up there.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Brendan Carr is a dark horse candidate here *
Posted by ATL
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| Vought takes the cake for me*
Posted by PDO
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| He’s my distant runner up.*
Posted by Tortillini
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| With you always *
Posted by Jackie
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| Bessent is probably second for me, but agree with Hassett*
Posted by Gene Parmesan
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| I would risk a prison term to cave in Bessent's face
Posted by Stu
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| Bessent, Hegseth, RFK Jr, so many to choose from*
Posted by Sounder
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| Bessent, Hegseth, RFK Jr, so many to choose from*
Posted by Sounder
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| Ugh, the smoke finally arrived yesterday
Posted by Sounder
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| So, can the Dems win the Senate in November without the Michigan seat that was
Posted by voiceofreason
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| Justin Amash thinks El-Sayed will win
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Amash thinks of himself as an Arab. His voters regard him as a white guy named Justin.
Posted by complainant
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| I didn't realize his family owns Tekton. Kind of cool*
Posted by gvibes
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| were most of the Republicans running unopposed? Since there were 600k more...
Posted by shua
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| Kalshi says 45%*
Posted by Stu
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| I still think he will win, but his middle name will be known by every single person in MI*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| He won't be picking up many voters from across the aisle in MI-08
Posted by RVA
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| LOL that Amir Hassan's ballotopedia bio lists his religion as Christian*
Posted by ATL
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| Amir has zero tolerance for extremists who pervert Islam into something evil.*
Posted by assassin
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| That result is quite the warning sign and a pretty good indicator of where a good portion of voters
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Maybe the only thing more powerful than a Trump endorsement is pure racism*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Seems like a guy with a 32% approval rating wouldn't ring so much*
Posted by Stu
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| Don't forget mysogyny
Posted by Sounder
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| Barack Hussein Obama*
Posted by Sounder
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| Are there any Michiganders here?
Posted by Sounder
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| nobster should be able to tell you*
Posted by torinese
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| ope. i was busy not being here. stevens probably has some structural issue in addition to a yooper
Posted by Nobster
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| OOO
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| 100% this*
Posted by Sounder
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| Yeah, that's why idealists lose. Rogers is going to Willie Horton the shit out of Abdul
Posted by complainant
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| First statement out today said that Abdul thinks America deserved 9/11*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Well that should wrap it up *
Posted by meanjeans
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| Seems fitting that this country, which was build on the back of racism...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Do you want to cancel Thanksgiving?*
Posted by JeffFrank
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| If people are still voting for Republicans after the past 2 years, there is no way
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| That is in no way true, people are much more fungible and low-info than that*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| A person, maybe. He was able to overcome a massive spending deficit and faced
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| I've got more bad news for you
Posted by Sounder
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| I don't think you're wrong, but I tend to think a lot of them are oppo and attempt
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Agreed on that, but there is still a good chunk of voters that will pick Mike over Abdul Mohamed*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| For sure, but I think the vast majority of those voters are unreachable anyway.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| I think you're wildly simplifying the "unreachable" factor
Posted by Sounder
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| Maybe, but these are midterm voters. I think those tend to be a little more dialed in
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Do you think Abdul El-Sayed could have done better in the KY gov race than Andy Beshear?*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| No, not even close.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Agreed, but that doesn't mesh with your ideas that these voters aren't fungible*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Both of those candidates are inextricably tied to their states and regions.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| That's fair, I'll flip it, I believe Beshear would do much better in Michigan than Abdul*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Then explain Abdul beating Stevens.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| That's the primary (and also ignoring the fact she's a woman too)*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| It was a statewide election and we live in a democracy. I think it'd be riskier
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Primary voters quite frequently select the candidate that is more unelectable in the general
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| All 3 branches of our gov't are currently controlled by crazy Republicans. They did something right*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line*
Posted by Sounder
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| Correct, and that cannot be ignored with razor thin margins
Posted by Sounder
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| Meh. I used to vote "non-dealist" and look at the fucking shitshow that got us.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| But you also strongly agree with DSA principles, generally.
Posted by complainant
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| Some, not all.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| I hope you're right, but I'm just not there yet
Posted by Sounder
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| Meh, fuck the mainstream democratic party at this point.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| DSA should try to win over voters instead of nuking the Democratic party from the inside
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| No argument there. Trust me, as much as I say fuck the mainstream democratic party...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Trump is already setting the table
Posted by Sounder
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| Winning the Senate feels like an inside straight
Posted by Sounder
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| No. They'll lose a seat in Michigan, and Maine is now off the table.*
Posted by complainant
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| I don't understand why everyone is dooming about Michigan. Stevens outspent AES by
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| correct, and liberals who call stevens more electable are almost as racist*
Posted by torinese
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| Hasn’t basically all the polling pointed to her being more electable in a race vs Roger’s?*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| michigan polling is horrible*
Posted by torinese
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| Point of clarification: I don't think Stevens is more electable becasue I'm racist
Posted by Sounder
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| I think they'll still win Maine
Posted by Sounder
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| Looks like the $20 burrito debate on Twitter will be a fun day
Posted by Sounder
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| These food affordability debates seem to be coming up every few weeks
Posted by Sounder
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| On that note I was shocked by the price of a slice of pizza in NY last weekend*
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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| Sandwiches are pretty consistently $18-$20 in Seattle these days
Posted by Sounder
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| It's always about burritos (Chipotle variety) which is annoying for a few reasons
Posted by RVA
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| i was told "affordability" was a word the leftists made up in 2025*
Posted by VIV
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| It gets scary when I start agreeing with Matt Walsh
Posted by Sounder
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| This works out well for me because I despise Matt Walsh and agree with the other guy.
Posted by complainant
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| Two things can be true at the same time
Posted by Sounder
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| Matt Walsh having "no college education at all" will be the least surprising thing I learn today.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Sidejack: is it possible that the Perez Hilton meltdown from yesterday
Posted by Sounder
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| no
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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| What is the debate?*
Posted by Sammich
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| Sounder is implying that the inflation crisis is greatly exaggerated, and mostly a product of lazy
Posted by complainant
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| Young people are generally dumb about money but grocery prices are way higher
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Certainly both things are true
Posted by Sounder
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| Woah, let's pump the brakes here
Posted by Sounder
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| There was a place in the valley where I got ribeye for $5/lb pre-COVID. Now it's sirloin, or London
Posted by complainant
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| Milk is one of the few things that I care to buy organic
Posted by Sounder
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| Welp. Yeah.
Posted by complainant
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| I'm not arguing that it shouldn't cost more
Posted by Sounder
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| But they're not. That's the thing.*
Posted by complainant
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| You don't think grocery prices are out of control?
Posted by Sounder
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| That you could afford to live if you made your own burrito
Posted by Sounder
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| Catfishing MAGA
Posted by KingTalkyTiki The fact that he likes dirt bikes and and his favorite food is Pizza Hut is just too on the nose....
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| Although entertaining, it feels completely fake*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| She does this regularly. It isn't a one off.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Okay, but man that dude sounds totally gullible
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| He works asphalt in Des Moines Iowa, his favorite food is Pizza Hut, and he likes guns and dirtbikes
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| twss*
Posted by Sammich
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| Just paste the link as if you were a normal person.*
Posted by complainant
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| Gotcha
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| the first link worked for me on my phone, because i have an active threads account
Posted by Gene Parmesan
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| neither link worked for me
Posted by Sammich
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| I'm surprised it doesn't embed itself like the others. I blame Zuckerberg.*
Posted by complainant
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| Is Fetterman just young, bald Trump minus the record of sexual assault now?
Posted by ATL
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| He has brain damage
Posted by Sounder
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| No worries. He’s gonna get retired.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| I assume he'll have to go full hog Republican if he wants to keep his seat past 2028.*
Posted by Toonces
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| He is going to get crushed in the primary by Conor Lamb*
Posted by Sounder
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| I believe they are referred to as "whole fist" Republicans. *
Posted by doubledown
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| At least it is in their grindr profiles *
Posted by ATL
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| so much for "America First"*
Posted by VIV
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| Plus confirmed brain damage.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| This is why I always wear a helmet when riding, I don't want to get turned into a Republican. *
Posted by doubledown
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| What's the over/under on combined strokes between them? 2.5?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| I assume AIPAC is his sole source of campaign financing now. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Not sure where to put this, but JFC this Perez Hilton situation is crazy
Posted by Sounder
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| Unstable person is unstable. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Would have been better with jizz doodles.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| Guy that suspended his campaign beats Trump endorsd candidate to win the MI-08 primary*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Eugene Daniels is reporting that young people didn't turn out as reliably as old people in Michigan.
Posted by complainant
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| MO Amendments 4 and 5 and Cori Bush all massive losers.
Posted by VIV
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| MO is the best. elect Rs, reject all of their top priorities soundly, re-elect Rs next year*
Posted by John Coctostan
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| Hundy p*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| All that is good for the Hillbillies, right?
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| eh?*
Posted by VIV
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| *nm, map was corrected*
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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| yeah, every county in MO ended up overwhelmingly NO on both 4 and 5. that's remarkable.
Posted by VIV
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| I saw a quote that was attributed to AOC and I think it applies here - it's not "left v right" it's
Posted by ATL
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| Both measures were designed to bone the average voter
Posted by VIV
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| Such an interesting state politically*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Oh no!
Posted by complainant
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| Looks like the MI Dem Senate primary will end up much closer than the polls
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| AES is a really impressive speaker*
Posted by UofIL6
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| His ability to win a statewide election in a purple state is terrifying to me
Posted by Sounder
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| especially for a muslim*
Posted by torinese
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| Crazy how much of a spending advantage (AIPAC) that she had*
Posted by UofIL6
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| I think it absolutely worked against her, especially since her opponent is Muslim*
Posted by Sounder
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| Big mail ballot drop in Detroit for Stevens. Going to be close*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Stevens closing message to the black community was "electability," meaning racism.
Posted by complainant
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| She’s polled much stronger in the general than AES*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| much stronger is a bit much. abdul can beat cox*
Posted by Nobster
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| lol...rodgers...i'm always mixing my mikes.*
Posted by Nobster
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| May not matter in the environment but Rogers probably couldn’t ask for a better result
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| I think the name "Abdul El-Sayed" is worth 5 points to Rogers.
Posted by complainant
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| I've been hearing that water has a tangible wetness about it.*
Posted by complainant
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| Water is not wet, things water touches become wet. *
Posted by Toonces
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| Yeah, I was dubious.*
Posted by complainant
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| Looks like Cori Bush needs to regroup*
Posted by jfinsocal
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| US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight
Posted by MC
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| They need to clean up what they were doing, but anti-drone tech is existential work...
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| Four people died which you acknowledged with three words. “Oh our job
Posted by Nobster
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| This isn’t an administration thing this is a complete safety failure of military training.*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| I don't think anyone is saying we shouldn't have anti-drone tech. *
Posted by VIV
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| Maybe just test it where they can't kill anyone?*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| Sounds like a woman or minority must have been piloting the plane.*
Posted by DT
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| Definitely Low T people running the experiment *
Posted by ATL
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| fDT*
Posted by Tortillini
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| Good thing we’re such a hot country. Are we great (again) yet?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| GOP congress members REALLY do not want to disclose their health issues
Posted by ATL
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| UFC lost 30M on White House show
Posted by Stu
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| Paper losses. This was a huge win for the UFC
Posted by OrangeSox
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| ...but the media exposure Nate Bargatze got= priceless.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| I'm glad Loreena McKennitt is doing sports now.*
Posted by complainant
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| Didn't they just make it back in oil shorts?*
Posted by Sounder
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| Surely "non-political" Dana White made it back in the grift*
Posted by KCWildcat
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| Of course. He was saying before the event that they were going to lose $25-$30M. So, it stands
Posted by voiceofreason
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| Florida senator appears to be at the crux of a massive Medicare fraud. Tim Walz says every
Posted by ATL
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| Self nit: Medicaid *
Posted by ATL
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| I mean of course they stole from the poors first before the olds*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| Massive Medicare fraud is a prerequisite for a Florida Senate seat.*
Posted by complainant
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| We're going to essentially cede the Strait of Hormuz to Iran, btw.
Posted by VIV
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| at least we used all of our long range missiles to lose, though. that's good.
Posted by assassin
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| Bit of a misleading headline on two counts
Posted by illiniranger
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| This is a better framing by Reuters
Posted by illiniranger
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| no worries on that. we'll just spend hundreds of billions more to replace them*
Posted by VIV
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| Slow down. I think ordering them and paying for them is the best we can expect.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| Can we just order them and not ever pay for them?
Posted by DocWalk20
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| Hasn’t the Trump admin floated this deal like 6 times already, then backed out?
Posted by DT
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| Every week. Where you been?*
Posted by complainant
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| But they are begging for a deal*
Posted by Mrap24
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| That sounds like a deal worth begging for tbf*
Posted by ATL
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| Ooo
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Plus $300 billy in reparations. They must love our dumbass president.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Of course we are. Art of the Squeal. *
Posted by doubledown
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| As expected, the GOP is rallying around the alleged abuser
Posted by ATL
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| Jake Tapper toying with Miller like a cat with a cockroach
Posted by ATL
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| The interview might have gone better for Miller if he had set himself on fire.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| Miller was getting gender affirming treatment
Posted by ATL
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| These fucking people
Posted by RVA
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| Um, I'm siding with the Republicans here.
Posted by complainant
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| Gym Jordan is in the vanguard, of course.
Posted by Sammich
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| Primary day - will Cori Bush get her revenge on Wesley?
Posted by jfinsocal
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| as long as 4 & 5 lose in MO, it's all good.
Posted by VIV
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| I don’t think either will pass. And I’m good with that. *
Posted by harb
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| Right. It's not even a choice of the lesser of evils, they both suck individually.
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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| Amendment 5:
Posted by VIV
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| as if that’s enough to draw people to the Show Me (Another) State*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| Amendment 4
Posted by VIV
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| this is absolutey terrible, but almost across the board I despise referendums*
Posted by Sounder
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| ok*
Posted by VIV
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| This is terrible*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Wouldn't this be good for the one blue district? Basically veto power over the state.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| it's absolutely stupid for one district to essentially have veto power over an entire state.
Posted by VIV
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| I could see a supermajority requirement, like with federal Constitutional amendments
Posted by DT
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| i'd be good with a 60% supermajority*
Posted by VIV
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| Normally I would agree, but I imagine Missouri is sending some real BS down the pike.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| oh, this doesn't stop any politician-sponsored initiative.
Posted by VIV
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| OIC. Enjoy voting.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| already did! thankfully, we still have early voting*
Posted by VIV
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| Isn't Haley Stevens cooked?*
Posted by gvibes
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| Between this and Wisconsin, let's hope the DSA can win some elections*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Hong is totally in over her head. At least she'll be facing somebody even crazier*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Yeah, her Thanksgiving response was a disaster*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| Isn't Fisher Stevens cooked?*
Posted by VIV
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| Isn't Carrie Fisher dead?*
Posted by Tortillini
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| Fish Carrier
Posted by complainant
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| Isla Fisher, Steven Cook*
Posted by complainant
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| that dork dated Michelle Pfeiffer, AND cheated on her with a 17-year-old*
Posted by Gene Parmesan
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| Maybe a 5% chance on prediction markets*
Posted by jfinsocal
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| The only thing the DSA hates more than Republicans is Democrats.*
Posted by complainant
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| Slotkin only won by a few thousand votes, and she is a much better candidate*
Posted by Sounder
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| Eh. That's the general. They don't care about the general.
Posted by complainant
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| TBF, I'd vote against her because of her voice and accent alone*
Posted by ATL
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| I agree.*
Posted by complainant
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| I actually liked the third candidate that dropped out better than both of them*
Posted by Sounder
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| Isn't Haley Stevens cooked?*
Posted by gvibes
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| One would think a guy who appears on tv would be able to tie a better tie
Posted by Stu
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| This drives me crazy. Be better, people.*
Posted by Sounder
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| It's hardly the tie's fault, Stu.*
Posted by complainant
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| Is Mitch dead yet?
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Some wine cellar is getting wiped out tonight…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| Lawyers never walk anywhere with a briefcase and a bankers box*
Posted by gvibes
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| Not to mention it’s unlikely that her office is in the White House.*
Posted by ATL
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| I mean we're used to terrible appearances by now, but...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| Yep. Occam’s razor says that was just her usual Monday night Franzia *
Posted by ATL
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| I guess she probably should start to try putting in the work*
Posted by RVA
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| You don’t think that’s boxed wine?*
Posted by ATL
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| Can’t be telling the truth around here Jeanine*
Posted by PapaDels
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| Not a day goes by when a small plane doesn’t land on a highway. Why is this news?
Posted by Stu
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| Trump says Big Oil is making too much money
Posted by ATL
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| I think the gaslight just exploded. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| How much has his crime family made on insider trading since the war began?*
Posted by PapaDels
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| he knows oil prices aren't going down anytime soon, so he wants us to blame somebody else
Posted by Sammich
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| high gas prices are a small price to pay so that Iran doesn't have a nuclear weapon
Posted by Sounder
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| no nation that would be willing to use a nuke on a civilian population should have one*
Posted by Sammich
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| Wait a minute, I see what you did there*
Posted by Sounder
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| I’m sorry what. Is this real life? *
Posted by MC
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| The Iran negotiations have officially hit absurd level
Posted by Sounder
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| Lucky for the world that there’s a functioning superpower around to save their economies
Posted by DT
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| I honestly think the best thing that could happen
Posted by Sounder
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| Attacking Iran to deplete the oil reserves China was saving for when they attack Taiwan.
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| It’s bc iran didn’t ask for a meeting. It’s all market manipulation, which works every time*
Posted by Mrap24
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| This*
Posted by UofIL6
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| This checks out
Posted by Sounder
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| RFK Jr. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Dumb
Posted by doubledown
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| As terrible as he was in this interview, and it was really bad
Posted by Sounder
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| Apple got a $2.2B tariff refund this quarter.
Posted by VIV
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| I mean, this is exactly what you'd expect me to say, but I do not think Apple actually increased
Posted by ATL
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| lol
Posted by OrangeSox
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| So Chud McChuderson in Tennessee isn't getting a tariff rebate or stimmy?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Tim Cook isn't gonna fuck you*
Posted by VIV
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| I don't know. His type may be big brown bears.*
Posted by ATL
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| Trump says everything has never been better
Posted by Sounder
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| I wish I knew how BoCool was doing. No one here keeps in touch with him, right?*
Posted by Stu
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| This reminds me, 2D came in to pitch two innings over the weekend.
Posted by doubledown
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| This reminds me, I'd give anything to have Leopold's hair*
Posted by Stu
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| I'm enjoying this new parody account on Twitter.
Posted by complainant
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| Mexico is planning an $8500 low speed EV.
Posted by complainant
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| On our way home from Florida two weeks ago, we saw a truck hauling a bunch of Fiat Topolinos
Posted by ATL
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| 30 mph seems (barely) acceptable. 19 mph does not.
Posted by complainant
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| Go not very far, slowly. *
Posted by doubledown
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| You can smuggle your weed in it.*
Posted by DT
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| She already took the wedding ring off her claw
Posted by Stu
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| sheriff files amended complaint against Sunny Naqvi
Posted by Poldark "The only thing the DSA hates more than Republicans is Democrats."
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| I’m interested in the case against Morrison. Are they saying he was aware of the falsehood?*
Posted by ATL
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| yes that's what is being alleged*
Posted by Poldark "The only thing the DSA hates more than Republicans is Democrats."
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| Bad if true. Wonder if there’s any kind of debate/legislative immunity available at the state level
Posted by ATL
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| I hate wondering, so I Googled it.
Posted by complainant
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