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Bears at Saints GAMETHREAD on….*checks notes*….CBS
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Posted by timmer
on November 5, 2023, 11:57:30
I get to watch it!
Message Thread:
Bears at Saints GAMETHREAD on….*checks notes*….CBS
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 11:57:30
Definitely saw why the Cards traded Dobbs*
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reggiedunlop
November 5, 2023, 23:15:33
Hate losing to that whiny bitch fan base, but #PROJECTTANK gets a W*
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GMAW
November 5, 2023, 18:19:52
NFL not having a lottery really cramps my style. *
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assassin
November 5, 2023, 18:35:59
I listened to the game while doing yard work. They mentioned Sweat once. Was it better on TV?*
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LovetheChief
November 5, 2023, 16:08:36
All I caught is that he renting Claypool's apartment currently *
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Dilbert
November 5, 2023, 18:27:20
did they at least sage the place first?*
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Sammich
November 5, 2023, 21:30:52
He’s got me twisted*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 18:21:05
Nope*
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Carl Spackler
November 5, 2023, 17:24:48
Bagent DOESN'T have the arm strength be a NFL starter
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DanSaint
November 5, 2023, 15:14:46
Really don’t think that’s the issue, I’d guess he’s league average among starters on arm strength
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 18:01:46
Yeah that’s what I saw. I feel like the bar for arm strength has become Josh Allen.
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Carl Spackler
November 5, 2023, 18:04:38
It doesn’t.*
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Carl Spackler
November 5, 2023, 17:24:09
He’s a capable backup though and that’s a HUGE success*
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illini21
November 5, 2023, 16:11:16
100% agree, I just hope it ends the "Bagent can be the guy" talk. He's a #2 or #3. That's it
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DanSaint
November 5, 2023, 16:45:55
Kyler Gordon made an appropriate business decision there*
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OrangeSox
November 5, 2023, 15:05:21
That was a hold on 99.*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 15:05:17
I didn’t realize Geddy was a Saints fan*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 15:04:19
Those saints fans patronizing the kid in the bear costume- fuck right off. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 15:02:47
and yet another Bears QB sits dejected by himself on the bench, like all the rest before him*
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OrangeSox
November 5, 2023, 14:59:19
Time is a flat circle. *
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illini
November 5, 2023, 15:01:38
That’s the film Collinsworth was referring to *
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RD
November 5, 2023, 15:00:33
Saints tried to give this away*
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reggiedunlop
November 5, 2023, 14:58:48
Pyrrhic as hell
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Sammich
November 5, 2023, 15:01:03
Turnovers 5-0. Penalties 8-1. And it’s still only a 1 score game.
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 15:01:00
incredible.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 15:07:12
Might as well get Hill a rushing TD as well*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 14:58:21
the oline just got pwned in the 4th quarter.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:58:16
Bagent had all day there. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:58:45
Maybe he’s not joe montana *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:58:16
So Bears*
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 14:57:41
Some many OL penalties*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 14:56:37
This game has me considering suicide. Head into the oven time.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 14:56:36
Stop holding people. Close your damn fists*
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 14:56:06
Wright tackled a guy*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:56:02
They miced the shit out of that goalpost, it's like they knew*
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OrangeSox
November 5, 2023, 14:55:30
TD or 4th INT?*
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 14:55:29
LOL*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 14:55:08
steal one here.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:55:08
Those are loud goalposts*
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 14:54:54
Single doink (reprise)*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:54:54
jimmy johnson would’ve cut him last year, but here we are.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:51:46
I’d rather have Velvet Jones out there*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 14:51:29
I'd rather have Popeye Jones out there*
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OrangeSox
November 5, 2023, 14:53:00
I'd rather have Jesus Jones out there*
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 14:54:23
I'd rather have January Jones out there*
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MojoJojo
November 5, 2023, 14:55:10
I’ll take her plus Jessica Jones*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:57:26
Velus*
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illini21
November 5, 2023, 14:50:34
That was a weak ass call.*
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longsnapper
November 5, 2023, 14:50:32
How in the fuck is that a flag on the bears?*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:50:31
Velus is the gift that keeps giving*
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Illini Guy
November 5, 2023, 14:50:10
Velus gonna Velus. *
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illini
November 5, 2023, 14:50:04
lololol*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:50:03
Offside??*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:48:44
What an effort. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:46:38
Saints aren’t good enough to put a bad bears team away*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:46:21
Yay! A chance for a 4th INT*
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 14:45:48
Well, a tank W I suppose.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 14:45:13
Unless Bagent can march them 98 yards.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 14:47:17
Well, he’s certainly come back down to earth*
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 14:43:06
Definitely seems like the amount of slow developing routes increased this half*
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longsnapper
November 5, 2023, 14:42:51
WBYCEIYDBO*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 14:42:14
That is exactly what i think when i hear his name. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:43:08
Glad it’s not just me *
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 14:43:54
“And his brother Weebeece”*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:45:33
Lulz*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 14:48:27
What a terrible pass*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 14:42:04
Even worse on the end zone view. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:41:51
Looks like arm strength for those tight area throws. Placement can get better too but he’s floating
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RD
November 5, 2023, 14:45:18
yep.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:47:21
Bet Jaylon Johnson wishes he could play against Bagent*
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Illini Guy
November 5, 2023, 14:41:31
Hope you got a fallback job, Tyson*
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 14:41:20
Welp*
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illini21
November 5, 2023, 14:41:16
Yikes*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 14:41:14
Another shit throw. Wooof*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:41:09
worst one yet.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:42:08
lol at that snap.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:40:24
kmet has had a great game today.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:39:07
What a dumb play, meatball football coaches gonna meatball*
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OrangeSox
November 5, 2023, 14:37:57
Yep*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 14:39:06
6-1 in penalties today.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:37:56
LOLOLOLOLOL*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:36:35
This pass rush sure hasn’t looked any better*
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Carl Spackler
November 5, 2023, 14:35:57
The little I've focused on Sweat today, he's very fast but very blocked*
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OrangeSox
November 5, 2023, 14:39:21
That was a false start. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:35:30
And a generous spot to boot*
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illini222
November 5, 2023, 14:36:16
-3 in tos is a death sentence in the nfl.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:34:43
Way worse than that regularly gets no call.*
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MojoJojo
November 5, 2023, 14:33:28
Oooooooof on that call*
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reggiedunlop
November 5, 2023, 14:32:58
Shiiiiiiiiiit call*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:32:32
that’s a terrible call.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:32:27
That’s just a nice play.*
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Carl Spackler
November 5, 2023, 14:30:32
Good defensive play. Ball was a bit late and behind. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:30:20
yes.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:30:40
Goddamn it.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 14:29:56
This is a team that finds a way to lose. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:29:34
correct.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:30:08
How is Velus Jones still on this team?*
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Carl Spackler
November 5, 2023, 14:29:08
Can we please run real plays?*
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reggiedunlop
November 5, 2023, 14:29:07
at some point somebody needs to be fired for velus.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:29:04
Velus Jones, why are you still here*
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OrangeSox
November 5, 2023, 14:28:50
lol at dennis allen trying to call a time out before that play.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:28:27
You knew the hill play action was coming. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:24:33
Bears apparently didn’t*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 14:25:08
lol bad.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:24:31
*exhales* Thought we might win there for a moment*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 14:24:25
nice tackle jaylon.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:23:32
incredible they can’t stop hill running the ball.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:22:47
Hill does this to the Bears literally every time these teams meet*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 14:25:02
almost like they don’t scout them.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:26:02
Cowardly play call*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 14:19:51
yes.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:20:40
Made worse when you have a shitty punter*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 14:22:07
He sure is a forgettable mid punter *
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OrangeSox
November 5, 2023, 14:23:30
Find someone who looks at you the way these announcers look at Bagent *
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meanjeans
November 5, 2023, 14:02:02
he’s been very good today.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:06:28
Just a touch late on that throw. Good placement, though. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 14:01:58
Woulda been a tough grab, but I feel like DJ should have caught that.*
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MojoJojo
November 5, 2023, 14:01:46
dj has to snatch that.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 14:01:37
Lesser known Usher b-side*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 14:03:53
amazing the foreman wasn’t even active earlier this year.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:59:47
I like Foreman game*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 13:59:39
The Bears lead the NFL in false starts*
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PapaDels
November 5, 2023, 13:58:56
So many dumb penalties *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:58:32
jones has turned into a penalty machine.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:58:28
he has such good rhythm in the pocket.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:56:32
ffs whitehair.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:53:39
That didn’t seem like a very forceful punch either*
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 13:46:26
Ugh. Can’t afford these mistakes*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 13:45:04
just go down there.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:48:28
welp*
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reggiedunlop
November 5, 2023, 13:44:42
Oh, DJ, no. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:44:11
we are really struggling covering the short middle*
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reggiedunlop
November 5, 2023, 13:41:56
3 words too many. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:42:39
Why are you fair catching that?*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:40:47
that can’t happen with a team that doesn’t have much room for error.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:21:04
Brutal. Rare bad kick by santos*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 13:19:57
Really nice half from bagent aside from one mistake. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:19:41
People really need to open the window on what this guy can be.
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Carl Spackler
November 5, 2023, 13:35:47
if he does become a starting-caliber QB, it's not gonna be for the Bears
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Sammich
November 5, 2023, 13:58:05
I think even more that INT was a completion if Kmet comes back rather than being a statue
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 13:21:08
I don’t think he could have broken on it quickly enough
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:23:49
hopefully QB School will cover Bagent this week and we can see from 5 angles!*
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 13:33:04
not to mention he was settling into a hole in the zone.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:25:08
Matt Ryan is a really good announcer especially for it being his first year doing it*
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 13:19:19
Yeah I was going to post the same thing*
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illini21
November 5, 2023, 13:30:14
Agreed. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:20:21
+1 *
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RD
November 5, 2023, 13:30:41
Chosen one!*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:43:11
whoa *
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1 NEW
November 5, 2023, 13:31:01
Wow. Santos has been automatic*
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illini21
November 5, 2023, 13:19:15
Single doink. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:19:08
*Doink*
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MojoJojo
November 5, 2023, 13:19:06
THUNK*
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timmer
November 5, 2023, 13:19:01
ffs santos.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:18:58
this has been like watching a real offense today.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:14:50
Bagent is going to get himself killed keeping those. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:07:35
Was Rachel McAdams not invited to be in that ad?*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:05:26
she turned it down*
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 13:13:25
So far, not getting much more pressure with sweat than without. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:03:46
2 dbs watching hill run right in front of them at the goal line.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:03:31
Carr is hanging tough in the pocket on these throws.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 13:01:36
He’s rough *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 13:02:12
Not great coverage*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 13:01:36
defense can’t make any plays.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 13:01:04
Same piece of shit dog blitz, same outcome*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 13:01:02
Have they not realized YET Hill runs EVERY time?*
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MojoJojo
November 5, 2023, 12:59:32
Jackson just got roasted*
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reggiedunlop
November 5, 2023, 12:58:38
this just in: ejax sucks.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 12:58:31
So is the Keith Sweat guy playing?*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 12:58:20
Montez Sweat lol. Yes he's playing. Kmet has more tackles than him currently.*
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 13:08:05
No. Keith*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 13:09:03
Really nice touch on that one. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:56:50
His only mistake so far is one that is totally due to inexperience. Everything else has been great
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 12:55:30
LOL sad clown.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 12:55:24
I’ve seen enough of Fields. I’ve not seen enough of Bagent. Let him play more*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 12:55:15
yep. give him through the bye so there are no excuses.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 12:59:25
Great effort by bagent. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:54:58
More Bagent craftiness.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 12:54:15
say what you want about bagent. kid has good awareness and isn’t fazed by much.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 12:53:54
great decision on the RPO*
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 12:53:49
The female ref was not all over it*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 12:53:41
no shit. wtf?*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 12:54:24
no kidding. she marked it short initially, then moved after the guy talked to her, then back again*
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 12:54:23
They’ll probably still mark it just short, but have some balls and just run a sneak.*
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 12:50:15
That was an awful initial spot. Then they moved it then moved it back. Wtf*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 12:49:58
no idea. today’s nfl refs.*
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Ari Gold
November 5, 2023, 12:51:18
That’s a first down*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 12:48:48
NFL games are basically non-stop commercials. This is only enjoyable if you have a Franker setup.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 12:46:24
Redzone *
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suburbanmyth
November 5, 2023, 12:48:30
Also, holy shit Khalen Saunders chasing him down. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:39:08
The rare WR screen (for the Bears, at least) that worked well.*
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MojoJojo
November 5, 2023, 12:38:32
Great play from Mooney*
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:38:09
That’s fucking ridiculous. That blitz has to get home*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 12:34:05
Hill runs every time he takes a snap.*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 12:33:26
Kmet could have helped by coming back to the ball but should have thrown it away*
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 12:26:02
Not a great toss*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 12:25:48
Ah shit.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 12:25:11
Terrible decision there, with (for once) plenty of time to throw.*
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MojoJojo
November 5, 2023, 12:25:08
Yeah. Had all day. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:26:18
Awful*
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illini21
November 5, 2023, 12:25:00
Terrible decision*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 12:24:56
Oh that’s a terrible throw. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:24:51
Haha Bagent. Good business decision but Scott got killed.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 12:22:16
That play is never gonna work without Bagent blocking.*
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MojoJojo
November 5, 2023, 12:21:57
I expected a DPI flag there. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:17:00
Kmet has definitely been a lot better this year, even if still far from perfect*
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 12:15:09
I remember some in here were upset when PJ Walker was released bc we need a vet. Nah we don't.*
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gullit
November 5, 2023, 12:13:35
Getsy needs to figure out how to build the whole plane out of the first drive of the game*
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 12:12:46
impressive drive. crazy good catch*
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 12:12:13
Sick catch by Kmet*
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Mrap24
November 5, 2023, 12:11:30
Fuck yeah. What a catch Kmet.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 12:11:03
Are we SURE this kid can’t play?*
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opossum jenkins
November 5, 2023, 12:10:50
I liked how he understood the blocking angle and stayed in the right spot behind #35 on the TD*
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Orangeillini
November 5, 2023, 12:20:21
He looks good; King Poles strikes again.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 12:12:27
Dan Bernstein says you’re a football-stupid moron for considering that possibility*
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 12:12:14
Parkins has also been pretty insufferable about Bagent*
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illini21
November 5, 2023, 12:15:46
Both guys just really want to be the smartest fan in the room.
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OB25
November 5, 2023, 12:21:55
2 words too many. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:16:30
OMG what a catch. And great first drive. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:10:38
It’s good to see that every team has their own Mr Blue Hands types. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:08:03
Cleveland Brown Stadium is full of them. Irritating as fuck *
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1 NEW
November 5, 2023, 12:08:58
I hate it. Bears have the guy with the bear arms. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:09:45
We have a right to bear arms, y’know*
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IlliniOllie
November 5, 2023, 12:23:09
LOL with the early TO.*
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Toonces
November 5, 2023, 12:07:10
Please remember that DJ Moore exists. *
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VIV
November 5, 2023, 12:04:32
*points and fingers**
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Nobster
November 5, 2023, 12:08:57
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