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analytics! bizzare.*
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Posted by memyselfandillini
on January 21, 2024, 16:58:44, in reply to "
wut?*
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he was a g8r boi, she said c u l8r boi: the Sunday NFL thread!
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Sammich
January 21, 2024, 14:10:02
Harbaugh momentum to Chargers seems to be accumulating*
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assassin
January 23, 2024, 14:04:01
I wonder if Cunningham is their guy for the GM role
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 23, 2024, 14:11:54
Titans hiring Bengal OC Brian Callahan as their head coach*
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AintHatin
January 22, 2024, 18:48:39
Ha ha, Taylor Swift. Your boyfriend has to work for at least another week*
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timmer
January 21, 2024, 20:59:00
Jason Kelce won last weekend*
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Sounder
January 23, 2024, 14:08:03
Poor Scott Norwood
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BradUnderwoodforprez
January 21, 2024, 20:45:03
he's too busy running a strip club*
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torinese
January 23, 2024, 14:02:49
The Bills are an absolutely cursed franchise. I'm sure SN knows not to watch them in the 'yoffs.*
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Warrin'_Illini
January 22, 2024, 9:06:23
6 straight AFC Championship game for KC. Remarkable*
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Mrap24
January 21, 2024, 20:44:04
indeed.*
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Ari Gold
January 21, 2024, 20:48:25
Can hear a pin drop in there. Reminiscent of the post-double doink crowd at Soldier Field
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OB25
January 21, 2024, 20:42:52
Shit! We have to hear more about Mahomes and Taylor Swift. Ugh!*
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ibdoc
January 21, 2024, 20:41:55
~NFL~ yeah…we get to make more money..~NFL~ *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 20:46:10
Go ahead and take the elite label off Josh Allen. *
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MC
January 21, 2024, 20:41:36
Guys. It’s okay that Josh Allen is a great QB but not on the same tier as Mahomes and Burrow *
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MC
January 21, 2024, 20:49:40
wait, what has joe burrow done to get mentioned?*
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lcubed
January 22, 2024, 9:04:17
Super Bowl in his second year, then conference championship game in his third*
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Sammich
January 22, 2024, 9:10:54
I predict Burrow goes on a revenge tour next year*
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Sounder
January 23, 2024, 14:29:42
What’s he supposed to do? Put the Little Giants stick em on his WRs hands?*
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Carl Spackler
January 21, 2024, 20:54:10
I think Allen is better than Burrow*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 21, 2024, 20:52:38
So….He is Jim Kelly without the Super Bowls? *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 20:47:25
wut?*
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Ari Gold
January 21, 2024, 20:46:53
Should probably trade him to the jets*
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snipes824
January 21, 2024, 20:46:23
Can't tell if this is a serious comment. I hope not*
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OrangeSox
January 21, 2024, 20:46:12
Are people serious with this? He threw a bunch of bomb dimes his WRs dropped*
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Carl Spackler
January 21, 2024, 20:43:01
5-5 in the postseason? It’s not good enough. *
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MC
January 21, 2024, 20:45:46
Gonna make me root for the effing Ravens*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
January 21, 2024, 20:41:08
I’ll always root for the small market….kc it is*
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TarheelIllini
January 21, 2024, 20:51:40
You mean the team that's been to two of the last four super bowls?*
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Sounder
January 23, 2024, 14:29:04
Baltimore isn't a huge market. It is the little brother to DC*
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JacobRDaugherty
January 22, 2024, 9:14:55
Yeah, if little brother inferiority complex city is your thing, Baltimore is your jam*
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Sounder
January 23, 2024, 14:27:08
Allen missed guys wide open over the middle trying to force big plays. Then quite a shank*
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Mrap24
January 21, 2024, 20:40:33
Allen going for a big play and not taking the short pass in the middle that was open.
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illini
January 21, 2024, 20:39:52
He’s so good. And yet so unreliable*
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John Coctostan
January 21, 2024, 20:42:15
Not even close, what a shank*
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UIHuskie
January 21, 2024, 20:39:20
Amazing*
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John Coctostan
January 21, 2024, 20:39:11
hard left to right wind, never had a chance on that line*
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Orangeillini
January 21, 2024, 20:39:10
Wow. Huge….huge miss. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 20:38:59
Holy shit. Wide right. Full Norwood. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:38:55
OMG to be a Bills fan right now*
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LeatherneckIllini
January 21, 2024, 20:39:24
Has Allen completed a pass longer than 10 air yards this drive? Would be a good time to do it *
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MC
January 21, 2024, 20:38:21
I have a feeling that Mr & Mrs without Bradjolena is not going to do well. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 20:37:13
That’s the Devonta Smith play*
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Carl Spackler
January 21, 2024, 20:31:34
Buffalo just completely went away from the run on this drive*
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illini222
January 21, 2024, 20:30:06
Mahomes gets that call*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
January 21, 2024, 20:28:28
Yup.*
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nash
January 21, 2024, 20:29:37
What a huge throw. You don’t see Diggs miss that too often. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:24:54
sure seems like he’s taken a step back this year.*
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Ari Gold
January 21, 2024, 20:26:17
I thought it was tipped but replay he just missed it. *
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illini
January 21, 2024, 20:25:33
Was that for sure inside of 5 yards? Didn’t see a good replay of that*
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OB25
January 21, 2024, 20:18:48
Well the officials sure as fuck didn't know.*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 20:19:51
Such trash officiating*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 20:18:15
No Gene, it's not "really close", it's before the ball was released*
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illini222
January 21, 2024, 20:18:13
In real time, it’s like less than half a second. Thankfully, nothing came of it. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:20:52
Plus, the wing throwing that doesn’t really know when/if the ball is out or not*
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ilinni11
January 21, 2024, 20:26:41
I’m not saying it was the right call, but that it’s so difficult to call in real time. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:31:52
WTF *
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illini
January 21, 2024, 20:18:07
Does a Chiefs WR have another game-changing mistake in him? Been the story of their season.
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OB25
January 21, 2024, 20:16:28
Hot Take: Neither of these defenses can stop the Ravens.
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jjlocke923
January 21, 2024, 20:12:06
I call uncle on the Zoe seldana commercial. Please make it stop. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:10:57
I would prefer her without the marshmallow coat. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 20:32:09
On the flip side, the song in the singing power outlet commercial is a banger*
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OB25
January 21, 2024, 20:12:30
Yessssss *
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MC
January 21, 2024, 20:20:05
Also, how the hell do you give it to mecole hardman in this situation
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:08:39
wtf nagy / reid with these hardman red zone carries?*
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Ari Gold
January 21, 2024, 20:07:21
That’s as close as it gets*
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OB25
January 21, 2024, 20:06:34
Fumble*
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UIHuskie
January 21, 2024, 20:06:05
My least favorite rule in all of football. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:05:58
I think I read a couple months ago, they are are proposing a rule change this off-season *
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MC
January 21, 2024, 20:06:54
Well, now that it went against the chiefs, we’ll see it changed. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:09:35
Everyone says that and I just don’t get it*
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illini21
January 21, 2024, 20:06:29
too punitive to turn the ball over
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snipes824
January 21, 2024, 20:07:48
The defense shouldn’t get a ball they didn’t recover. Much less + 20 yards.
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 20:07:44
That’s a fumble *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 20:05:52
Yep but I’ll be shocked if they overturn *
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PapaDels
January 21, 2024, 20:06:37
I need an update
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ATL
January 21, 2024, 20:10:51
Maybe just stunned…but it’s close*
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PapaDels
January 21, 2024, 20:14:46
I think that's touchback*
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snipes824
January 21, 2024, 20:05:40
Yep*
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Herman Blume
January 21, 2024, 20:05:53
Terrible play call*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 20:04:01
I hate that call so much. If you wanna go for it, leave it with Allen. Horrible call *
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MC
January 21, 2024, 20:03:52
The real Damar Hamlin would have made it*
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illini222
January 21, 2024, 20:03:50
Oh no*
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OB25
January 21, 2024, 20:03:32
WITAF*
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PapaDels
January 21, 2024, 20:03:26
Buffalo's defense looks pretty decimated. They are providing minimal resistance*
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OrangeSox
January 21, 2024, 19:56:32
So fun*
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reggiedunlop
January 21, 2024, 19:45:27
I think that throw would’ve broken all my ribs*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 21, 2024, 19:44:49
That throw. Wow*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 19:44:49
Shakir has great hands. Hes had a few ridiculous catches today*
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OrangeSox
January 21, 2024, 19:44:42
What a throw. Holy shit. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 19:44:29
Unreal play*
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illini21
January 21, 2024, 19:44:08
Awesome catch. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 19:44:02
Better throw*
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bjl63
January 21, 2024, 19:44:18
That too. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 19:44:39
Mahomes gets that call 10/10 times*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 19:39:36
And JF gets that call 0/10 times*
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 19:40:50
left the Chiefs too much time*
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Sammich
January 21, 2024, 19:00:45
Easily a TD. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 19:00:13
He caught it but he’s short. *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 18:59:25
ah well. Josh Allen is large. *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 19:00:26
That’s a great catch. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 18:59:07
How do you drop that pass? *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 18:57:40
Tony keeps saying spies are really gay*
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Sammich
January 21, 2024, 18:57:23
Jason Kelce’s hands are enormous. *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 18:44:40
Jerry Krause would be all over him*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 21, 2024, 18:56:28
Although he’d want to know how big Donna’s hands are*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 21, 2024, 18:56:47
"he's gonna be very popular"*
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Sammich
January 21, 2024, 18:47:02
I thought maybe that was a 4 ounce beer*
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Herman Blume
January 21, 2024, 18:45:22
Kelce's getting old, but you still have to cover him*
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Sammich
January 21, 2024, 18:43:42
I enjoy they’ve fully given up on a penalty for throwing the ball in the stands. *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 18:45:07
He was blocked into him guys*
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PapaDels
January 21, 2024, 18:38:31
Agree with this. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 18:51:59
Tried to catch that with his bicep *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 18:36:45
"your packages get smaller"*
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 18:36:09
I would love it if a fan would get ejected for throwing a snowball onto the field during a play. I
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jjlocke923
January 21, 2024, 18:32:50
Hardman might be worse than Toney*
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Sammich
January 21, 2024, 18:29:08
If that's not intentional grounding, get rid of the rule*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 18:29:02
which one? the lefty throw?*
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 18:32:31
Yes. Didn't make it to the line, started after the was being tackled*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 18:48:40
It did make it to the line
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 18:54:20
I didn't see that view, but the side view made it look like it was behind the line*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 18:57:19
I thought so on first view, too. *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 19:22:59
Usher? Snore*
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PapaDels
January 21, 2024, 18:20:27
If they want an R&B artist Billy Ocean is waiting by his phone.*
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Tortillini
January 21, 2024, 18:37:35
Get out of my dreams*
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Herman Blume
January 21, 2024, 18:42:00
Love the dragging of the Chiefs on that Bills run*
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timmer
January 21, 2024, 18:15:49
some stellar camera work on that FG*
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Sammich
January 21, 2024, 18:04:33
that absolutely was a forward pass*
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 17:48:40
Josh Allen rules*
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illini21
January 21, 2024, 17:48:06
kinda weird that there are no conspiracy theories about Jamie Foxx
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Sammich
January 21, 2024, 17:46:24
Not sure why that's not a penalty*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 17:45:41
"it's patrick's first road playoff game." "what about josh today?"
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 17:35:29
Oh HIGHMARK stadium*
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 17:34:03
How ‘bout them Cowboys?! WTG Dan Campbell! Championship pedigree*
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bbonb
January 21, 2024, 17:19:54
Seems like Tampa could have called timeout and forced a FG attempt?*
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Orangeillini
January 21, 2024, 17:13:06
Good for the Lions *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 17:10:45
would love to see them beat the arrogant niners*
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suburbanmyth
January 21, 2024, 17:12:46
Same*
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longsnapper
January 21, 2024, 17:46:02
fitting end for a baker mayfield "game winning" drive*
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suburbanmyth
January 21, 2024, 17:10:39
Lions are an awfully likeable team*
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gvibes
January 21, 2024, 17:10:24
i'm very happy for my lions fan friends *
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 17:32:34
ugh the entire country's going to be cheering for them against the 49ers*
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ECEIllinois
January 21, 2024, 17:12:59
90 yards for Baker*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 21, 2024, 17:06:42
Not gonna do it*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 21, 2024, 17:10:26
Mike Evans is going to be a star in this league*
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bbonb
January 21, 2024, 17:00:58
wut?*
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suburbanmyth
January 21, 2024, 16:57:22
here's the math:
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 17:30:29
what is the scenario for kicking PAT on first TD and going for 2 on the second?
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suburbanmyth
January 21, 2024, 17:35:20
45.12% for making the PAT, then making the 2pt.
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 17:44:03
i don't believe that math; maybe you misunderstood my scenario*
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suburbanmyth
January 21, 2024, 17:52:15
there's a 48% chance of making a 2pt conversion.
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 17:59:12
show me the math on going for 1 first, and then going for 2 on the second TD*
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suburbanmyth
January 21, 2024, 18:05:42
i did, but i'll break out all the permutations for you.
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VIV
January 21, 2024, 18:25:13
let me consider this*
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suburbanmyth
January 21, 2024, 18:37:08
Dumbest 2 go ever *
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illini thunder
January 21, 2024, 17:02:37
Show your work. *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 17:03:38
analytics! bizzare.*
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memyselfandillini
January 21, 2024, 16:58:44
It’s just math. *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 17:00:45
someone forgot to carry the 1*
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memyselfandillini
January 21, 2024, 17:09:11
Why? I mean the math is pretty clear that it’s the right call
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 21, 2024, 17:15:25
it's dumb*
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suburbanmyth
January 21, 2024, 17:19:15
Still a chance with that TD pass. *
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harb
January 21, 2024, 16:55:43
Kindle Vildor still kind of stinks*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
January 21, 2024, 16:54:50
thought that was over his head for sure. What a catch and throw. *
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 16:47:39
That's a back breaker there*
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gvibes
January 21, 2024, 16:44:47
Yep.*
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Mrap24
January 21, 2024, 16:47:25
Gibbs is so damn good*
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illini21
January 21, 2024, 16:31:07
Detroit is shredding Tampa pass d*
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Mrap24
January 21, 2024, 16:29:36
Not blocking Hutchinson is an interesting strategy *
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illini21
January 21, 2024, 15:45:50
maybe don’t run the halftime analysis from the field if they’re gonna have
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assassin
January 21, 2024, 15:31:39
Bad kick by chase*
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Mrap24
January 21, 2024, 15:05:27
Laporta is going to be a pain in our ass for a long, long time*
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illini21
January 21, 2024, 14:38:10
evans doing baker no favors there.*
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Ari Gold
January 21, 2024, 14:12:49
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