LOL. I remember the Bobby Knight quote and put my own special twist on it. Archived Message Posted by Warrin'_Illini on April 9, 2025, 10:37:01, in reply to "I think your dick would be facing the wrong way if they buried you upside down" I chuckled when I hit post, that's what matters most to me. Previous Message also, they'd have to bury you (or any human) considerably less deep in order for any dick-sucking to be possible you've just got the logistics all turned around here, my man Message Thread: Why are we buried in clothes? - TarheelIllini April 9, 2025, 9:06:46 a lot of the bodies I see fall out of caskets on 'Coffin Flop' are naked tho* - assassin April 10, 2025, 12:09:15 I DIDNT RIG SHIT!!!!* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 10, 2025, 12:09:50 I thought this was going to be a critique of fast faahion* - Herman Blume April 9, 2025, 22:37:08 Ditto, and check out this documentary - Sounder April 10, 2025, 12:21:47 Same.* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 22:43:32 Burial is kinda dumb. #teamcremation * - ATL April 9, 2025, 19:53:37 Science Care body donation link inside. - complainant April 10, 2025, 12:28:21 I'm with you. - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 12:18:52 same* - biclops April 9, 2025, 20:40:09 This* - illini21 April 9, 2025, 20:12:49 In a perfect world my ashes would be sprinkled in Sydney Harbor* - JeffFrank April 9, 2025, 19:54:33 With a thermos for an urn* - Herman Blume April 10, 2025, 6:46:13 I'm available to help with that next week. - Tuscy April 9, 2025, 20:01:19 Haah. * - haighter April 9, 2025, 20:08:36 Burial Ground: - JeffFrank April 9, 2025, 19:51:01 I'm not getting buried, but do you know they bury women with a bra on?! - Taz April 9, 2025, 9:56:20 Nobody wants to do a casket viewing with saggy boobs hanging off the side* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:19:27 Tape em to our bellies then* - Taz April 9, 2025, 10:53:37 that's right. it's your last party. tape it. shape it. drape it. whatever you want.* - Nobster April 9, 2025, 19:46:05 if i die young, bury me in satin* - VIV April 9, 2025, 9:54:34 Never reaching the end* - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:56:12 I hope they bury me upside down so the world can SUCK MY DICK.* - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 9:52:55 I think your dick would be facing the wrong way if they buried you upside down - Sammich April 9, 2025, 10:18:32 i thought he wanted the actual earth/dirt to suck his knob* - Nobster April 9, 2025, 19:45:02 LOL. I remember the Bobby Knight quote and put my own special twist on it. - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 10:37:01 1) for the sake of the living funeral attendees, who don't want to see a corpse's skin - Sammich April 9, 2025, 9:14:20 no one wants to see your dead dong* - torinese April 9, 2025, 9:12:31   Searching