i thought he wanted the actual earth/dirt to suck his knob* Archived Message Posted by Nobster on April 9, 2025, 19:45:02, in reply to "I think your dick would be facing the wrong way if they buried you upside down" Previous Message also, they'd have to bury you (or any human) considerably less deep in order for any dick-sucking to be possible you've just got the logistics all turned around here, my man Message Thread: Why are we buried in clothes? - TarheelIllini April 9, 2025, 9:06:46 a lot of the bodies I see fall out of caskets on 'Coffin Flop' are naked tho* - assassin April 10, 2025, 12:09:15 I DIDNT RIG SHIT!!!!* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 10, 2025, 12:09:50 I thought this was going to be a critique of fast faahion* - Herman Blume April 9, 2025, 22:37:08 Ditto, and check out this documentary - Sounder April 10, 2025, 12:21:47 Same.* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 22:43:32 Burial is kinda dumb. #teamcremation * - ATL April 9, 2025, 19:53:37 Science Care body donation link inside. - complainant April 10, 2025, 12:28:21 I'm with you. - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 12:18:52 same* - biclops April 9, 2025, 20:40:09 This* - illini21 April 9, 2025, 20:12:49 In a perfect world my ashes would be sprinkled in Sydney Harbor* - JeffFrank April 9, 2025, 19:54:33 With a thermos for an urn* - Herman Blume April 10, 2025, 6:46:13 I'm available to help with that next week. - Tuscy April 9, 2025, 20:01:19 Haah. * - haighter April 9, 2025, 20:08:36 Burial Ground: - JeffFrank April 9, 2025, 19:51:01 I'm not getting buried, but do you know they bury women with a bra on?! - Taz April 9, 2025, 9:56:20 Nobody wants to do a casket viewing with saggy boobs hanging off the side* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:19:27 Tape em to our bellies then* - Taz April 9, 2025, 10:53:37 that's right. it's your last party. tape it. shape it. drape it. whatever you want.* - Nobster April 9, 2025, 19:46:05 if i die young, bury me in satin* - VIV April 9, 2025, 9:54:34 Never reaching the end* - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:56:12 I hope they bury me upside down so the world can SUCK MY DICK.* - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 9:52:55 I think your dick would be facing the wrong way if they buried you upside down - Sammich April 9, 2025, 10:18:32 i thought he wanted the actual earth/dirt to suck his knob* - Nobster April 9, 2025, 19:45:02 LOL. I remember the Bobby Knight quote and put my own special twist on it. - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 10:37:01 1) for the sake of the living funeral attendees, who don't want to see a corpse's skin - Sammich April 9, 2025, 9:14:20 no one wants to see your dead dong* - torinese April 9, 2025, 9:12:31   Searching