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If my life depended on it

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 12:09:13

I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

Recrudescence

Sourdough

Posted by Deucebag <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Deucebag' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 20, 2025, 9:54:57, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

Half mozzarella, half sharp cheddar.

Medium heat with regular flips.

Hard to burn sourdough, and there’s no better bread for a gc sammich.

Sourdough

Half mozzarella, half sharp cheddar.

Medium heat with regular flips.

Hard to burn sourdough, and there’s no better bread for a gc sammich.

Mine are spot on, always. It’s a gift*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 19:16:43, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

Ah, then it's a gift.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 20, 2025, 9:30:01, in reply to "Mine are spot on, always. It’s a gift*"

https://clip.cafe/doctor-zhivago-1965/can-play-the-balalaika/

other than the edges, i'd nom the hell out of that. nice and crispy*

Posted by lcubed <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=lcubed' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 14:50:50, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

What happened to Jeff frank? Miss that guys content *

Posted by FidelGoodell <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=FidelGoodell' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:44:33, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

I was also wondering about this *

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 14:42:53, in reply to "What happened to Jeff frank? Miss that guys content *"

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

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Sausage egg and cheese pretzel roll bun last Sunday:

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 17:23:35, in reply to "I was also wondering about this *"

This looks like the monster Ozymandius teleported to New York in the Watchmen.*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 20, 2025, 6:37:15, in reply to "Sausage egg and cheese pretzel roll bun last Sunday:"

Sorry for the spoiler.

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Jesus are those onions?*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 21:20:06, in reply to "Sausage egg and cheese pretzel roll bun last Sunday:"

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Perfectly grilled*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 20, 2025, 1:53:24, in reply to "Jesus are those onions?*"

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Honestly, without the onions, I'd nom that

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 20, 2025, 2:03:08, in reply to "Perfectly grilled*"

But I can't imagine what that monstrosity tastes like with them.

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If it’s a Jeff food picture, the answer to this question is always yes*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 21:22:11, in reply to "Jesus are those onions?*"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

God dammit, he hasn’t lost his fastball*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 18:56:35, in reply to "Sausage egg and cheese pretzel roll bun last Sunday:"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

the Walmart reject plates are key*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 21:53:23, in reply to "God dammit, he hasn’t lost his fastball*"

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Target*

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Fucking superb entrance.*

Posted by cpsteine <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=cpsteine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 18:45:10, in reply to "Sausage egg and cheese pretzel roll bun last Sunday:"

Agreed. Outstanding.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 18:48:35, in reply to "Fucking superb entrance.*"

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The key to the perfect grilled cheese sandwich...

Posted by illinilosch <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinilosch' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:40:50, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

Slow and steady wins the race.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

A little crispier than I care for, but really not far off--I would still smash that*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:38:53, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

Too hot and too long.

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 12:53:55, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

The story of my life.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

Better than cheesy and burnt. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:02:18, in reply to "Too hot and too long."

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The story of my life.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

the story of MY life*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:03:57, in reply to "Better than cheesy and burnt. *"

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The story of my life.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime

#SocialDistortion*

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The story of my life.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

One D*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 17:19:50, in reply to "#SocialDistortion*"

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The story of my life.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

I had a burnt sandwich for lunch just now. It was fine.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on December 19, 2025, 12:35:23, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

I hate clankers.

Professional opinion

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 12:22:18, in reply to "If my life depended on it "

You’re cooking it for too long.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

That’s way I have the heat on low, but I need time for the cheese to melt

Maybe room temperature cheese

Recrudescence

Cheater secret...

Posted by RSMBob <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RSMBob' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 18:35:30, in reply to "That’s way I have the heat on low, but I need time for the cheese to melt"

While pan is pre-heating and before you butter the bread (or pan), microwave the bread/cheese for 15-20 seconds. That will jump start the cheese melt process.

What kind of cheese are you using *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 14:48:24, in reply to "That’s way I have the heat on low, but I need time for the cheese to melt"

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Maybe room temperature cheese

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I mix it up because I like a multi cheese sandwich

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 20:46:50, in reply to "What kind of cheese are you using *"

This was a slice of Munster and shredded cheese.

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Use American cheese or don’t do it at all. Also the dumb shit they add to shredded cheese

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 22:29:07, in reply to "I mix it up because I like a multi cheese sandwich "

Is why it isn’t melting on time

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This was a slice of Munster and shredded cheese.

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

American FTW*

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Maybe room temperature cheese

Cheddar>>>American for grilled cheese and burgers*

Posted by RSMBob <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RSMBob' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 18:32:03, in reply to "American FTW*"

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Maybe room temperature cheese

No chance

I made a sourdough patty melt a few weeks ago that was fantastic.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

Yeah American on burgers is just sublime *

Posted by cpsteine <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=cpsteine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 18:46:30, in reply to "No chance"

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I made a sourdough patty melt a few weeks ago that was fantastic.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

start it in a cold pan.

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:07:32, in reply to "That’s way I have the heat on low, but I need time for the cheese to melt"

medium heat.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Cover the pan...it traps in the heat and helps met the cheese faster...

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:03:33, in reply to "That’s way I have the heat on low, but I need time for the cheese to melt"

...also you could microwave the sandwich before plopping it in the skillet for crisping the outsides.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

I did cover it*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:40:36, in reply to "Cover the pan...it traps in the heat and helps met the cheese faster..."

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...also you could microwave the sandwich before plopping it in the skillet for crisping the outsides.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

Recrudescence

dont cover it*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:43:22, in reply to "I did cover it*"

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...also you could microwave the sandwich before plopping it in the skillet for crisping the outsides.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

.........wat.

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:11:51, in reply to "Cover the pan...it traps in the heat and helps met the cheese faster..."

covering the pan traps water vapor, which will give you sogginess.

and microwaving? what?

cold pan.
buttered bread down.
grate your cheese and stack it on top.
butter the other side of the bread and top.
turn on the head. medium.
start checking after like 3-4 mins. cheese should be mostly melted by then. flip when the bread is like 80-90% of where you want it.
flip. and keep an eye on it. pan is already hot, so the 2nd side goes quickly. flip when done to your liking.
flip it back over to the original side for the final crisping.

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...also you could microwave the sandwich before plopping it in the skillet for crisping the outsides.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

friend's father introduced me years ago to using Miracle Whip in lieu of butter....

Posted by bulldogmba <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bulldogmba' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 16:52:43, in reply to ".........wat. "

pretty damn tasty IMO

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...also you could microwave the sandwich before plopping it in the skillet for crisping the outsides.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

^^^ the Wernher von Braun of short order cooking right here ^^^*

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...also you could microwave the sandwich before plopping it in the skillet for crisping the outsides.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

ok*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 13:38:24, in reply to "^^^ the Wernher von Braun of short order cooking right here ^^^*"

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...also you could microwave the sandwich before plopping it in the skillet for crisping the outsides.

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Maybe room temperature cheese

"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

You couldn't write an entire paragraph without misspelling something?

As far as the grilled cheese is concerned, lower the heat. Try using mayonaise instead of butter.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

Heat was low, and I do use mayo*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 19, 2025, 12:50:02, in reply to "You couldn't write an entire paragraph without misspelling something?"

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As far as the grilled cheese is concerned, lower the heat. Try using mayonaise instead of butter.

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I could not make a grilled cheese sandwich without burning it

Recrudescence

Are you developing this character for a specific medium?

Because I feel like it's played out for purposes of the multi-camera American Situation Comedy.

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