Political thread for the week of February 2 (nm)
Posted by Orangeillini
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Speaking of IL, thoughts on Dem Senate Primary?
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Not a huge fan of any of the frontrunners.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I'm relieved to hear that. I keep thinking the Trotskyite wing is going to take over the party.*
Posted by complainant
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No need to worry, Comrade! If I've learned one thing in my nearly 55 years of living...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Thanks. I'll read it.*
Posted by complainant
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Oh, BTW, the pinko commie in the race that I'm probably closest aligned to ..
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Of course he doesn't have a chance in hell. No one in the C-Suite at Palatir donating to his campaign....
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Interesting guy. Well the money is only part of the reason he has no chance...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Wow. He's attacking more windmills than the Trump Administration. I guess I agree w/about half of it
Posted by complainant
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Agreed on that as well. Going right for US Senator was a bold move most likely to fail.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Maybe it will get him noticed for another slot, but...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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except for the gaza junk pretty much like those issues. shout out to the right to repair for farmer*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Elon versus Sloppy Steve should be pretty entertaining.
Posted by complainant Bannon was laundering money for evil people https://t.co/1WkomaNT0i
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Goober Bailey is trying to DOGE Pritzker at the state level. For a "farmer", his team is clueless
Posted by illini222
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Amazing that he’s still the best the Illinois GOP can do*
Posted by bjl63
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They have alternatives but he has the name recognition...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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How would he know about the climate?
Posted by complainant
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Didn't the GOP purge all the non-MAGA types?*
Posted by complainant
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Well last election they had the moderate, Black, Veteran Mayor of the the 2d largest city in IL
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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One thing farmers hate is pollinators *
Posted by ATL
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“ Epstein Files Reveal Prosecutors’ Announcement Dated Before His Death”
Posted by ATL
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Bizarre that you have to click the pdf link to actually see what was being announced
Posted by DT
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If it's like Boardhost, they make money on you clicking the link. Perhaps their AI removed any
Posted by complainant
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Some Louisiana jungle primary elected a democrat in a Trump +13 district with a 37 pt shift left
Posted by ATL
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Some of these redactions are gross
Posted by UofIL6
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I didn't know they could expire
Posted by RVA
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Expired Dick
Posted by ATL
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They say if you don’t use them, you lose them*
Posted by timmer
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How many in this case do you suppose were used and now still are lost?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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I mean old things often don’t work as well as they did when they were younger. But “expired” does
Posted by DocWalk20
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I repeat: Louise Lucas is a national treasure
Posted by Carl Spackler
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Trump is being resisted/thwarted at the state level so much better than federally. I suppose part
Posted by Toonces
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Jeffries is programmed by AI*
Posted by JeffFrank
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How would they do anything? What's the mechanism?*
Posted by complainant
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Our SEAL congressman actually seems like a decent guy but just like lahood he’s too much a coward…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Charlottesville, right? Your new district would make a lot more sense than the current one
Posted by RVA
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yup.*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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It's too bad none of them have names. That might have made for some interesting conversation.*
Posted by complainant
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ok.
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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you know I think one is much worse than the other
Posted by ECEIllinois
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This kinda sorta seems like an admission.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Also, Pritzker is losing weight a lot faster than Trump is losing racism. *
Posted by doubledown
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Also, morbidly obese. *
Posted by Tuscy
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Also, not a denial on the racism.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Trump demands that he be awarded an olympic gold medal
Posted by Stu
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would anyone be shocked? Think he's gonna want/demand one if he makes it to '28 in LA?*
Posted by DanSaint
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There's always a Tweet.
Posted by complainant
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Was just going to say that Trump will say something to mess up the ‘staffer’ narrative within 48 hrs
Posted by OB25
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And again
Posted by OB25
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oof even Rasmussen has Trump approvals at 41/57*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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41% feels way too high to me
Posted by Sounder
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Well they’re the ones most slanted his way.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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It still means that half the country is fucking stupid
Posted by Sounder
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Yes, they are *
Posted by TarheelIllini
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That would not be surprising
Posted by Stu
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I've heard that almost half the population is below average.*
Posted by complainant
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You may think that’s funny
Posted by Stu
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Lake Wobegon?*
Posted by complainant
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The death rattles of white supremacy prevent many of our Caucasian bros and sisters...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Right osklister?
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He should get a nice bounce from the Gorilla Obama meme. And shitting his
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Donald "Brandon" Trump.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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US Marshal broke a lil dog's ribs today punting him. That'll help*
Posted by assassin
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Noem, getting ready to award a medal, or finish the job*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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It's weird how all of the country's biggest pieces of shit are found in these jobs. *
Posted by doubledown
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and every one of them looks like someone who would want to have that job*
Posted by Sounder
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Anyone ever visited the Epstein subreddit? My goodness.
Posted by gullit
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This is kind of hilarious too ...
Posted by doubledown
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Bovino tossed from Vegas bar
Posted by ATL
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Perfect. Just perfect.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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It's funny he has a cow's name, but is actually quite small.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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But he's going to Bovine University when he grows up*
Posted by RVA
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He's a fully grown Bovine, unfortunately for him.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Don’t let the name killing floor fool you
Posted by Sounder
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Trump posts truth of Obamas as monkeys
Posted by Sounder
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Video has been taken down. Official White House position is now:
Posted by GMAW
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Follow up questions that no one will ask…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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the worst president we've ever had, and his feet have never been anywhere near a fire*
Posted by Sammich
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sure, jan*
Posted by lcubed
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The unnamed staffer has also repeatedly shit in trump’s pants. *
Posted by VIV
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i'm sure they have an entirely reasonable and rational explanation for the previous response*
Posted by John Coctostan
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Trump's usual MO is to post or say heinous shit, then double down on it. Staffers have no idea what
Posted by doubledown
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Coming full circle from, good lord, 2017, now that he is shitting himself
Posted by RVA
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Feature, not a bug, for the fascists.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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There has to be a bottom
Posted by Sounder
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It's not changing things for a single trump voter
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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Found one!
Posted by assassin
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Detract from the Epstein files*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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I mean every atrocity is a distraction from the other atrocities.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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A normal human being would issue a press statement that says "I re-posted the video late last night
Posted by GMAW
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To wit:
Posted by tvillini
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Is there a record of him ever uttering the phrase "I apologize"? Serious question.*
Posted by Herman Blume
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Rule one from his mentor Roy Cohn: ""Never Apologize, Never Admit Wrongdoing, Ever"
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Just a great example for youth of America.
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Huh? This many years in and you still don’t think Trump would giggle at Obama’s face on an
Posted by snipes824
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Monkeys have tail, gorillas dont*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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that's what matters here. *
Posted by VIV
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That's not my claim (and if I implied otherwise, I didn't mean to do so)
Posted by GMAW
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Do we think it's more likely he'd do it as his capacity continues to diminish?
Posted by Chicago1995
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I'm surprised Trump knows how to post a video to social media.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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this was just a retruth, though*
Posted by assassin
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i don't think there is much evidence from the past 12 months to support this. he's unrestrained*
Posted by John Coctostan
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also, to think that in Feb 2026 this is an electoral/popularity problem for him is incredibly naive
Posted by John Coctostan
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I don't think that's true. Reigning in ICE in Minnesota is one example
Posted by GMAW
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Is there any evidence for this reining in? *
Posted by larue33
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Sure
Posted by GMAW
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Same with reining, but no kings.*
Posted by complainant
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I think it's equally as likely that he didn't watch the whole video and he didn't see that part...
Posted by tvillini
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The whole party has embraced trolling and edgelording and pissing off the libs
Posted by DT Edit: they have made the political calculation that being accused of racism by liberals is politically beneficial for them, regardless of whether it’s the result of actually being racist or just stuff that is maybe kind of racist. They no longer care if there’s even a plausible deniability defense.
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Correct. I think the calculus was, when he was taking his 1am hamberder shit...
Posted by tvillini
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I thought the implication was that if he watched to the end he’d have been disturbed by the imagery
Posted by snipes824
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also bonus that michelle is the male ape in this scenario.*
Posted by Nobster
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the ol mike johnson "i haven't looked into it" defense*
Posted by lcubed
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That's clearly coached because literally every Republican Senator/Representative
Posted by GMAW
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that's the whole game plan. pardon a horrible person "i don't know him. people said he was good"
Posted by Nobster
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add it to the list of the literal hundreds of things he's done that would end anyone else's career*
Posted by VIV
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remember how howard dean yelled funny that one time?*
Posted by VIV
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P-O-T-A-T-O-E*
Posted by Sammich
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did you know he's younger than trump?*
Posted by VIV
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Even by "Trump" standards this is awful. There really is no bottom*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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The president is a racist. No way to defend this
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Of course there's a way to defend it. "I didn't watch the whole video
Posted by GMAW
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umm, about that...
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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there are no gorillas in the lion king movie
Posted by Nobster
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i thought they'd at least go with "it's the last 2 seconds, he didn't see the whole thing."
Posted by VIV
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Right. That was my point above. I think there is an easy (and true) explanation for this
Posted by GMAW
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"you are a low iq individual" said regularly to non-white people
Posted by Nobster
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Was the followup question why is the president wasting hours of the day posting memes?
Posted by RVA
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just read the body of your post, re: no gorillas*
Posted by Nobster
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like clockwork*
Posted by Sammich
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they don't defend, they attack
Posted by Sammich
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TLDR
Posted by Sounder
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Trump, a single human being, has done more damage to the United States…
Posted by DT
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Tell us how you really feel
Posted by timmer
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Counterpoint: Whenever he is gone, things will mostly go back to normal.*
Posted by Toonces
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Oh, bless your heart.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I’m not nearly that optimistic, for different reasons across the range of damage
Posted by DT [Edit: it’s also the case that any attempt to hold folks from the current administration accountable for criminal acts will be viewed as partisan abuse of the justice system. So you either try to enforce accountability which spins that flywheel faster, or else you give up on the idea which will reinforce the feeling of impunity that encourages abuses of power. This Gordian knot can only be untied if there’s a bipartisan consensus that actions taken were illegal and that the administration should be held accountable. And we simply don’t have that agreement.)
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Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair.*
Posted by DocWalk20
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Republicans have clearly learned that this is the ticket to electoral success in the party
Posted by GMAW
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This genie won’t go backing to the bottle very fast*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Trump is the genie. His time in power will come to an end one way or another.*
Posted by Toonces
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Domestically, this may be true
Posted by Sammich
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We'll need another apology tour, stat!
Posted by Toonces
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ooo
Posted by Sammich
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There's nobody like Trump, so we're not going to have another president like him.
Posted by Toonces
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There are plenty of grievances left to manufacture and mine *
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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Which is pretty much normal.*
Posted by Toonces
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So TrumpRX appears to just be collating existing discounts/coupons?*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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It’s just GoodRx*
Posted by shua
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just wait until BetteRx*
Posted by lcubed
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BttRx*
Posted by Sammich
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ButtRx*
Posted by lcubed
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I’m sad that all my life savings was in fartcoin
Posted by ATL
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ORCL and CRWV down > 60%
Posted by jfinsocal
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Looks like Virginia is taking steps towards a redrawn map that should = +4 Dems
Posted by UofIL6
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Also I saw something that Virginia has directed police not to work with ICE*
Posted by Stu
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Layoffs. I still got my job G.*
Posted by Toonces
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I got DOGE'd today.
Posted by Sammich
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1) not much 2) too long*
Posted by gvibes
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Write stupid timekeeping report = 1 hour.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Trying to keep you from finding out how stupid my boss is: 39 hours*
Posted by Stu
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Don't be allured by the big ol' socialist tetas
Posted by Sounder Jesus Christ pic.twitter.com/SvmXVLiLIO https://t.co/WDpEjOGjdW
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Trump wants his name on Dulles and Penn Station in exchange for releasing Gateway project funding*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Dull Airport and Pennis Station. Done. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Friendly amendment? Dullard?*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Yes! Works for C-U as well!*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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If they were smart, they would force him to say it publicly.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Just the most despicable, insecure megalomanic.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I understand that he’s an egomaniac, but doesn’t he realize his name will…
Posted by shua
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Chris Hayes w/ a scary idea: Maybe Trump nabbed Maduro to get him to admit to elec interference
Posted by IlliniRunner
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My wife suggested this last week
Posted by Sounder
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First of all, I would need a breakdown of how they could feasibly use that between now and November.
Posted by Sammich
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Was raised as a possibility by Asha Rangappa last week*
Posted by ATL
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Hang it in the Louvre?
Posted by ATL
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Did we just skip over the brazen corruption of the UAE/ Trumpcoin/ AI chip deal?
Posted by VIV
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That was last week's news, I think:
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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ah, i searched this thread and didnt see it. *
Posted by VIV
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The American public long ago accepted Trump's brazen corruption and bribery
Posted by Sounder
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The REAL American public did. The rest of us, not so much. *
Posted by doubledown
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I'm sure it's in a filing cabinet somewhere under "Treason." *
Posted by doubledown
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Trump is definitely going to pay himself to settle his own lawsuit, huh?
Posted by gvibes
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Yes. *
Posted by doubledown
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Just a small administrative fee like most charities.*
Posted by DocWalk20
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Brad Karp has stepped down as managing partner of Paul, Weiss *
Posted by ATL
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a brief timeline of obvious blackmail:
Posted by assassin
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And an obvious conflict of interest.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Surprised he made it to Wednesday.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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You hate to see it/gif*
Posted by complainant
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"we have been very tough on the waters"*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Maxine for sure. Jesse, not as much.*
Posted by complainant
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My latest X annoyance: People constantly invoking grok. “@grok, is this true?” Etc. tiresome*
Posted by nash
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Grok has completely ruined Xitter*
Posted by Sounder
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I like when they argue with @grok because @grok disagreed with them*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Every week Frankenstein publicly scolds his monster and announces it needs recalibration*
Posted by RVA
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Melania pulled by humorless Amazon
Posted by Stu
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Whatever you do, DO NOT mention that Nancy Mace is a big time druggie
Posted by ATL
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Would. Strongly*
Posted by opossum jenkins
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lol*
Posted by UofIL6
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Once again, JD Vance is absolutely loathsome
Posted by ECEIllinois Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
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He is truly a piece of shit*
Posted by Sounder
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I don’t know how he’s escaped mention in this. Biggest turd in the bowl*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I kind of want him to become President just to watch everyone turn on him*
Posted by Sounder
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I think he’s already achieved that*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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It would get so much worse*
Posted by Sounder
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Could be an essay prompt for an ethics class.
Posted by DT
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Mitt Romney says he has the most disdain for the elected officials
Posted by Sounder
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Because we all know that if the winds switch directions, so would he.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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so he's the Gavin Newsom of the GOP*
Posted by Poldark "Is there anything that you can enjoy anymore, or has politics just ruined everything in life for you?"
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If you're looking for someone to defend Gavin, I ain't your huckleberry Reek.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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well if he switched directions maybe we could at least pants him*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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*checks in on the GOP TX senate primary*
Posted by ATL
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Dem one is gonna get real stupid too*
Posted by assassin
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Too late*
Posted by UofIL6
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my implication was that it was going to accelerate from stupid to real stupid
Posted by assassin
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That’s an autofill commentary on US society from 2000 to the present.*
Posted by DT
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our scale of stupid was nowhere near big enough it turned out*
Posted by assassin
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Knew I should have plotted this on a log scale.*
Posted by DT
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100%*
Posted by UofIL6
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Seems like it already has. They should have tried to find a house district for Crocket, she
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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you know who isn't going to win a statewide election in Texas?
Posted by Sounder
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I also don't think any Democrat is winning it either*
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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Maybe a Hispanic man could win as a Dem.Then he'd piss off lots of Dems voting blue 75% of the time*
Posted by IlliniRunner
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You are correct, but the white Christian has a much better chance*
Posted by Sounder
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I considered nominating Beto in the 15 minutes of fame thread.*
Posted by DT
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Idiots in Iowa trying to ban bicycles.
Posted by doubledown
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Class 3 e-bikes are a big problem though. Probably need to be regulated as moped
Posted by ATL
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100% correct.*
Posted by voiceofreason
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there are a great many bill each legislative session that are suggested by some idiot and don't go
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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I do like the part about getitng ebikes off sidewalks*
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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We've got the opposite problem. Children riding essentially unregistered electric motorcycles
Posted by doubledown
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we got that issue too
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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Same here too.*
Posted by voiceofreason
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that's not a state issue though... or a strictly E-Bike issue.
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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(in general i don't think anyone should be on a sidewalk on a bike unless it's a 5 year old kid)
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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RAGBRAI now scheduled to last two months*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I would guess that this bill is DOA. *
Posted by doubledown
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This is the same state that wants to investigate chemtrails, so I wouldn't be overly confident*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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So when does DJT (the company) launch the Trump Truth Tribune?*
Posted by timmer
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Looks like Bezos has successfully killed the Washington Post. Layoffs coming today.
Posted by ATL
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Succinct recap of how Bezos suffocated an American icon from its former exec. editor
Posted by ATL
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True, I guess, but paper was going broke and in decline when he bought it
Posted by Potomac
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Agreed, and now it’s something nearly nobody will miss*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Yeah, what will the Post offer that nobody else has? Unlike NYT & WSJ*
Posted by Potomac
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probably an 8-letter Wordle or some shit *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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"Democracy Dies in Darkness" was a mission statement*
Posted by Sammich
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Omission
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Reboot of the Wire season 5, but instead of a rogue reporter it’s a hallucinating AI*
Posted by DT
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They'll just have to do more with less. *
Posted by doubledown
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I apparently have a political tweet response that is doing numbers?
Posted by gvibes
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Do you have a Roman statue pfp or a Pepe the frog pfp?*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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only time that happened to me was a reply to roughy during a football game*
Posted by Gene Parmesan
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That happened to me exactly once, and I'm in the same situation. I assume it's the algorithm's way
Posted by complainant
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In gambling engineering, it's called the near-miss effect. *
Posted by doubledown
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AUSA appears to have a breakdown in court
Posted by ATL
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you can just like... quit.
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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This doesn't appear to be her normal day job.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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I genuinely admire people who go to bottom tier law schools and work shitty legal jobs.
Posted by complainant
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law school snobbery is some of the worst.
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I admire her more than the lawyers whom I pay $2k an hour to muck up every meeting I'm in.*
Posted by cpsteine
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apparently she works for ICE and is just helping out the DOJ*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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hey is this normal?
Posted by ECEIllinois SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9
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I read somewhere that the US Attorneys' office for the District of Minnesota is at about 1/3 normal
Posted by ATL
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She may not know it now but this is GOLD, Jerry, GOLD
Posted by timmer
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Sucks she's being forced to do that job at gunpoint*
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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beat me by a minute *
Posted by ATL
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Mike Johnson parrots Trump's claims of election fraud b/c some (R) candidates were leading and lost
Posted by IlliniRunner
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Of course he’s gonna parrot Trump’s lies. They have a symbiotic relationship. *
Posted by doubledown
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Like a male anglerfish...*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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these guys can't *all* be psychopaths
Posted by Sammich
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They're in politics...they just care about winning*
Posted by UofIL6
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They all are. There is no shame. There will be no consequences.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Stephen & Katie Miller will never be safe. No walks on the beach. No restaurants. No hiking in
Posted by complainant
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Dick Cheney and his family will never be safe
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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And it killed him.
Posted by complainant
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Grab me a jamocha shake.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I guess it's possible, with the self-selection of traits in Federal politics.
Posted by Sammich
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Yep, was just going to say this. No going backwards now.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Surely a coincidence....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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retribution*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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This is insane? Like truly authoritarian dictator bullshit
Posted by John Coctostan
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Honestly, if you don't want government agents knocking on your door, don't commit the crime of
Posted by doubledown
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clickbait-ass tweet
Posted by Sammich
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I hate how every post in all of these politics threads is a click bait title to a tweet
Posted by GrandmotherPearlsJam
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Feature, not a bug for modern fascists....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki I meant republicans.
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Now you're starting to get it
Posted by Sounder
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The judge who restored TPS for Haitians had some words for Secretary Noem
Posted by larue33
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The decision seems pretty ass*
Posted by gvibes
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French raid Paris office of X
Posted by Sounder
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in France they call it "eeks"*
Posted by Sammich
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Well, excepting X in Provence, of course.*
Posted by complainant
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not worth your time*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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I parsed through it in like 30 seconds, and saw a 1967 date in there, then closed it.
Posted by Stu
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urgh. didn’t catch that in page 2.*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Should be in last week's thread, but what the hell...
Posted by Sammich
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The most basic How to lie with statistics move ever
Posted by memyselfandillini
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There is also a how to lie with maps and a how to lie with charts*
Posted by Sounder
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nice!*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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lol*
Posted by cpsteine
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For some context, an increase of 1Mt represents what China makes in 10 hours*
Posted by timmer
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1.24% increase!!! (Rounded up from 1.237%)*
Posted by timmer
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dotz
Posted by Sounder
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I believe that is called how to lie with charts*
Posted by Sounder
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Blanche wants you to know Republicans will fight for your right to party with pedos
Posted by ATL
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Doxxing all the victims in this latest dump is strategically brilliant.
Posted by complainant
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Bari is apparently on that wall with Todd
Posted by ATL
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Ed Martin's reign of terror = Ed Martin.
Posted by complainant
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Naaaaaazis in Spaaaaaaaace
Posted by ATL
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One of my funds holds both SpaceEx and xAI
Posted by Stu
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Only way to save face on xAI and Twitter*
Posted by cpsteine
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Today I learned that AI tools can only make videos of 8 to 10 seconds in length.
Posted by complainant
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Southern Illinois can be proud
Posted by larue33
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I wonder how many members of congress would fail a basic civics test*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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She represents them pretty well, though, right?
Posted by complainant
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Noem claims she has ordered ICE to wear body cams n MN*
Posted by Stu
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body cams equipped with facial recognition tech, natch*
Posted by Sammich
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Spock, Bones, set body cams to stun*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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* Monkey paw curls *
Posted by doubledown
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Hey timmer, that was quite the bloodbath today*
Posted by Stu
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Spot gold down 4.72%, spot silver down 7.08% on the day
Posted by timmer
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Whether youre Warren Buffett or Jimmy Buffett........*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I prefer Golden Corral*
Posted by Stu
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TPUSA Halftime Show lineup is lit
Posted by Sounder THE LINEUP FOR THE ALL-AMERICAN HALFTIME SHOW IS HERE! 🔥
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imagine hosting a super bowl party and making your guests watch this at halftime*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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nm*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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My date Saturday was less than enthusiastic about the Melania popcorn bucket I bought her*
Posted by Sammich
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They said it was bottomless. Literally no bottom to it*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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is it like the dune popcorn bucket?*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Sadly, no, but there was an Anaconda popcorn bucket that had a similar gimmick.
Posted by Sammich
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Nice LAM*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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Does it come with the hole already cut in the bottom? *
Posted by doubledown
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No, I had to add that manually.
Posted by Sammich
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It's like suddenly revealing to all of your guests that the food they've been eating all day is
Posted by doubledown
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Hey! Combined they have nearly 57 Million Albums sold over their combined 82 years of performing!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Wonder if Kid Rock will bring the pole dancers for this special performance.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Never forget Kid Rock is just his personna.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Are any of those channels available on normal cable or YTTV?*
Posted by timmer
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TBN*
Posted by Stu
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Erika Kirk Master of Ceremonies.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I'm in no way a fan of Bad Bunny's music
Posted by Sounder
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Bad Bunny >>> Being dragged through vinegar and broken glass >>>>> Redneck Dipshit Halftime Show. *
Posted by doubledown
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And them also get pissed at Green Day who is think is also apart of the Super Bowl show*
Posted by DanSaint
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The choice of Green Day feels like a troll*
Posted by Sounder
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As well as Brandi Carlisle singing America the Beautiful pre-game
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Who would have ever guessed the libs would get football in the culture war*
Posted by Sounder
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Trump calls into Dan Bongino
Posted by Sounder Trump calls in to the Dan Bongino Show:
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He's so jealous of the autocrats who can hold sham elections to keep power.
Posted by doubledown
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that's why he kidnapped the Venezuela president, to pick his brain*
Posted by shua
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What a headline: "How Bernie Sanders built a device to give himself cosmos-shattering orgasms"*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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"Meet Larry Bird's repulsive wife."*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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So am I to understand that the Right is upset that Helen of Troy is being played by a black woman?
Posted by ATL
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I misread that as Van Halen played by a black woman. I was super confused*
Posted by DanSaint
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Well she was Greek just like Cleopatra.*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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DI article on the shameful Illini republicans:
Posted by JeffFrank
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This is quite the TACO.
Posted by tvillini
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Being a student newspaper the students didn’t recognize the image…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Trib reporter is on them too.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Are they obese little unfuckables? Seems like the pattern. *
Posted by doubledown
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Or tiny manhood. Similar to their idol and fearless leader*
Posted by DanSaint
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More scrawny, pale and smug.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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A college republican is basically just a Nazi who hasn’t worked up the courage to come out of
Posted by doubledown
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I am hoping this blows up so they get roasted on MSNow tonight*
Posted by JeffFrank
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And there's a WSJ paywalled article about Tulsi Gabbard and a whistleblower complaint
Posted by larue33
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This is the most corrupt administration in the history of American politics *
Posted by Sounder
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Watch out. Donald might sue you for saying that. Or at least say on social media that he’s going to.
Posted by doubledown
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This seems bad
Posted by Sounder
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Probably that she is a Kremlin asset
Posted by Stu
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Cue spiderman meme with her and Trump*
Posted by UofIL6
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Narrator: nothing ever comes of it and it will never be mentioned again*
Posted by shua
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There's a paywalled article about Nancy Mace on nymag that I can't access that is making waves*
Posted by Orangeillini
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Kind of meh*
Posted by gvibes
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Dotz
Posted by Sounder
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Sounds like Republican Klob. I could see Nancy eating a salad with a comb.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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