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Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors?

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 8:05:02

The only thing they bring to the table is embalming, and every single other thing they offer must have a profit margin of 1000%.

A 2 hour event and a few days of storage and transport and they want $15 grand.

taking this time to announce my new app FNRL

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:33:40, in reply to "Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors?"

we cut out the middlemen and pass the savings on to you!*

*savings will be clawed back at an undetermined later date so we can pay back our investors

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Also, we used AI which told us it's cheaper to buy land and caskets for babies

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:51:27, in reply to "taking this time to announce my new app FNRL"

so we'll offer to kill your children so you can bury them cheaply

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we cut out the middlemen and pass the savings on to you!*

*savings will be clawed back at an undetermined later date so we can pay back our investors

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

No way. One they do way more than that. Two it’s something you can only do once a week.

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:31:47, in reply to "Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors?"

Three you have to have a large building with parking space that can only be used for one purpose.

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Ask Dick Tips

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:24:35, in reply to "Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors?"

https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/msg/1776191174.html

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I too listen to the Shutdown Fullcast every week *

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:26:32, in reply to "Ask Dick Tips"

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I actually saw that on bluesky but I do follow their accounts so it was probably from them*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:27:40, in reply to "I too listen to the Shutdown Fullcast every week *"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Jessica Mitford never got the same traction that Rachel Carson achieved, and it's a damn shame.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 9:59:58, in reply to "Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors?"

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At one point, my big business idea was to open a chain of party focused funeral parlors.

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 9:55:51, in reply to "Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors?"

Funerals suck, let’s get hammered and tell stories vs the current experience.

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I went to a Chicago-Irish wake once that was basically that *

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:13:25, in reply to "At one point, my big business idea was to open a chain of party focused funeral parlors."

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Funerals suck, let’s get hammered and tell stories vs the current experience.

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

Yep, very in that mold. But just like only parties.

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:22:33, in reply to "I went to a Chicago-Irish wake once that was basically that *"

You want a wake where people mope around and cry, go somewhere else, that’s not what we do here. Greet every prospective family with a drink of their choice and ask them about how amazing their loved one that passed was.

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Funerals suck, let’s get hammered and tell stories vs the current experience.

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Check your contract, man! Because you're dyin' at Party City*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:27:00, in reply to "Yep, very in that mold. But just like only parties."

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Funerals suck, let’s get hammered and tell stories vs the current experience.

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Big opportunity to combine the three remaining types of parlors:

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 9:59:44, in reply to "At one point, my big business idea was to open a chain of party focused funeral parlors."

Captain Celebration's Fun-Time Funeral/Pizza/Ice Cream Parlor, now open for business!

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

what about massage?!?!*

Posted by opey8 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opey8' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:11:25, in reply to "Big opportunity to combine the three remaining types of parlors:"

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Captain Celebration's Fun-Time Funeral/Pizza/Ice Cream Parlor, now open for business!

Happy Endings*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:12:22, in reply to "what about massage?!?!*"

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Captain Celebration's Fun-Time Funeral/Pizza/Ice Cream Parlor, now open for business!

take a bow*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 10:31:58, in reply to "Happy Endings*"

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Captain Celebration's Fun-Time Funeral/Pizza/Ice Cream Parlor, now open for business!

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

OldBirds AI*

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 16, 2026, 8:07:31, in reply to "Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors?"

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