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Posted by ATL

on April 16, 2026, 10:24:35, in reply to "Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors?"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

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Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors? - DT April 16, 2026, 8:05:02

taking this time to announce my new app FNRL - Sammich April 16, 2026, 10:33:40
- Also, we used AI which told us it's cheaper to buy land and caskets for babies - ATL April 16, 2026, 10:51:27
No way. One they do way more than that. Two it’s something you can only do once a week. - CoronaTheirAss April 16, 2026, 10:31:47
Ask Dick Tips - ATL April 16, 2026, 10:24:35

I too listen to the Shutdown Fullcast every week * - ijustkrushalot April 16, 2026, 10:26:32
- I actually saw that on bluesky but I do follow their accounts so it was probably from them* - ATL April 16, 2026, 10:27:40

Jessica Mitford never got the same traction that Rachel Carson achieved, and it's a damn shame.* - complainant April 16, 2026, 9:59:58
At one point, my big business idea was to open a chain of party focused funeral parlors. - Carl Spackler April 16, 2026, 9:55:51
- I went to a Chicago-Irish wake once that was basically that * - meanjeans April 16, 2026, 10:13:25
  - Yep, very in that mold. But just like only parties. - Carl Spackler April 16, 2026, 10:22:33
    - Check your contract, man! Because you're dyin' at Party City* - Sammich April 16, 2026, 10:27:00
- Big opportunity to combine the three remaining types of parlors: - Sammich April 16, 2026, 9:59:44
  - what about massage?!?!* - opey8 April 16, 2026, 10:11:25
    - Happy Endings* - DT April 16, 2026, 10:12:22
      - take a bow* - Sammich April 16, 2026, 10:31:58
OldBirds AI* - EffinIllini April 16, 2026, 8:07:31

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