Yep, very in that mold. But just like only parties.
Edited by Carl Spackler on April 16, 2026, 10:23:59
You want a wake where people mope around and cry, go somewhere else, that’s not what we do here. Greet every prospective family with a drink of their choice and ask them about how amazing their loved one that passed was.  Previous Message Previous Message Funerals suck, let’s get hammered and tell stories vs the current experience. Previous Message
The only thing they bring to the table is embalming, and every single other thing they offer must have a profit margin of 1000%.
A 2 hour event and a few days of storage and transport and they want $15 grand.
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