| Week of August 10 Current Events Thread. Strait’s closed. Moose out front shoulda toldya.
Posted by ATL
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on August 10, 2026, 05:50:44| So uh Nancy Mace...
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| The most hollow eyes that ever existed*
Posted by CWR10
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Previous Message| drop the OF, queen*
Posted by Sammich
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| Next up, she discovers meth.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| I am sooooo going to enjoy watching this well deserved downward spiral
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| How does he keep a straight face while saying this?
Posted by Sounder
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| Ooo
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Bad news in the Quad Cities, Tyson is entirely shutting down its plant in Joslin
Posted by RVA
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| Another consequence of climate change greatly affecting people who don't believe in climate change.
Posted by complainant
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| People keep being told to eat less red meat; is that a factor here?*
Posted by Potomac
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| google says no, not at all a factor. *
Posted by MC
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| Article compares weights vs 1950, but farmers react to droughts by bringing steer to market early.
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| You may not care about climate change but climate change cares about you*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| JD Vance advocates dedollarization because Americans are coddled.
Posted by complainant
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| Some people don't like history and others don't learn from it.
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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| He’s such a tool.*
Posted by Tortillini
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| There's something wrong with this advertisement.
Posted by complainant
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| There's a flock camera at an intersection near my house...or at least there was
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| I hear they have readers that can ping your phone. So leave it home…
Posted by shua
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| There’s reporting they’ve changed their tune on how LE uses their platform
Posted by ATL
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| Good. Fuck those things.*
Posted by cpsteine
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| Our privacy should only be violated on the internet highway*
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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| Bari’s favorite son not looking so good
Posted by Stu
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| What's a CBS?*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| See? BS.*
Posted by Stu
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| Clever Stu.
Posted by Tuscy
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| Colbert mocking his former employer*
Posted by Stu
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| didn't know that Ken Paxton once stole somebody's Mont Blanc pen
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| I just assumed. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Luigi pled guilty to federal charges and admitted the killing
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| It only says stalking charges. The real killer could be in LA having lunch next to OJ.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| He admitted to killing him in his allocution
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| Interesting. Just a strange story from beginning to end.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| People think he was framed?*
Posted by ATL
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| Just because he admitted to it, doesn't mean he wasn't framed. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Oh yeah I'm sure the qanon-esque portion of his fandom will keep going on about it*
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| The same people posting memes of Mario's brother?
Posted by RVA
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| Was OJ framed? *
Posted by doubledown
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| LAPD was crooked
Posted by jfinsocal
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| They were pretty clearly trying to frame a guilty man. OJ had the money to fight back.
Posted by ATL
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| If your argument is that guilty people can be railroaded then the Rosenbergs are probably better
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| I was a rube.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Is it necessary to point out that this video is both old & fake?
Posted by complainant
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| I guess it is. Mea culpa.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| It wasn't obvious to you that it was fake as fuck? *
Posted by doubledown
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| The edible hit HARD last night.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Wasn’t he supposed to be in jail?*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Fox News poll has Susan Collins behind What’s-His-Face
Posted by Stu
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| El-Sayed down 47-51. Extremely not good*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Those Fox polls are the most obvious tell in candidate quality
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| Fox news poll; also shows he is favored by those most likely to vote
Posted by Stu
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| Because he’s an awful candidate that normies hate.*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| I'm a normie and I think he's great. You better vote blue no matter who.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| He is a pretty good candidate as far left ones in purple states go. *
Posted by ATL
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| Dude. Stay off the copium. it’s rough.*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| Why do you think he’s a bad candidate?*
Posted by ATL
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| America First?
Posted by complainant
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| I'm not familiar with El Sayed's game but I've seen him talk against military aid to Israel & Egypt
Posted by ATL
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| The 1961 act contemplates both. But really, I don't think that's his problem.
Posted by complainant
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| Hillary Clinton made a similar electability claim about Barack Hussein Obama, who then went
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| AES's religion alone is a hurdle but not an insurmountable one
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| lol. 90 percent of dem michiganders don't gaf about either. probably same amount of independents
Posted by Nobster
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| So about 10% eh? Yeah, that oughta do it.*
Posted by complainant
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| I think a lot of that money will now be going to Rodgers, and that would be the case
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| i would listen to your podcast.*
Posted by Nobster
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| Obama is a generationally talented politician
Posted by Sounder
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| are you mixing him up with that piker podcast guy? what do you mean he's not american?*
Posted by Nobster
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| He's also a Michigan man doctor who likes football (pigskin) and weightlifting.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| you guys got me pumped. dontated and signed up to volunteer
Posted by Nobster
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| Inspired me to donate a few bucks as well.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| ^5 i just purchased 5 black v neck tees.*
Posted by Nobster
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| Me and my copious chest hair has to draw a line there. ;)*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| I hate that we have to go through this again with every single out-group
Posted by Sammich
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| Weird that a country built on a foundation of racism...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| ooo
Posted by complainant
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| That's a fair analogy, and it reminds us why Trump
Posted by complainant
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| I doubt this guy is as talented as Obama and this will definitely be a close election.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Yes. He's worse.
Posted by complainant
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| Fair enough, but I just am always dubious when people say a candidate who loses
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| How much did JB Pritzker spend on the Bailey campaign
Posted by complainant
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| Not sure what the angle is here. Bailey has as much chance as anyone (0%) to beat JB.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| It means that JB disagrees with you.
Posted by complainant
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| Darren Bailey is extreme? I don't know about that. I'm also not sure that is a liability anymore.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Yes and yes.
Posted by complainant
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| So skeptical of polls; they continue to get weirder each cycle*
Posted by UofIL6
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| also Brown up 8 in Ohio*
Posted by assassin
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| Kalshi odds on senate up to 50-50
Posted by Stu
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| meh. she usually outperforms the polls.*
Posted by Ari Gold
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| and Trump's ordering the Navy to rip out electromagnetic catapults*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| I dropped that into a signal chat where i know there are a bunch of maga gov folks…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| Elect a wannabe 3rd world tin pot dictator...*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Is this related to his whole thing with electric boats?
Posted by Sammich
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| It's got to have something to do with the whole magnets getting demagnetized in water
Posted by Sounder
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| Yeah, he loves steam power. He thinks that is the peak of naval engineering *
Posted by illiniranger
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| Hopefully nobody tells him that naval ships used to use coal.*
Posted by DT
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| let me guess...because his buildings in NYC use steam for heat *
Posted by Jersey
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| Does he want to replace fiber optics with copper wiring controls too?*
Posted by Stu
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| No. Drums*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Semaphore is back on the curriculum at Annapolis.*
Posted by DT
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| meanwhile, 20 mil to ICE for electroshock gloves
Posted by assassin
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| I watched a couple of videos of people getting shocked with the gloves
Posted by Sounder
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| Probably illegal since Congress appropriated the money for them. Not that it matters *
Posted by illiniranger
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| Kennedy Center board votes to inscribe Trump’s name on the building
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Add another to the tally of "imagine the reaction if President Harris"
Posted by RVA
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| Just one more thing on President Newsome's list for day one*
Posted by Stu
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| he has to get past aoc first.*
Posted by Ari Gold
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| Anything with Trump's name on it will be a pariah forever.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| No governing; all trolling
Posted by UofIL6
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| why doesn’t he use his fucking sharpie?
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| thanks, Rome*
Posted by assassin
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| These fucking people. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Re: These fucking people. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| There's something wrong with this advertisement.
Posted by complainant
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| Don't worry, it's "Illustrative only"*
Posted by shua
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| Those look like size 11s*
Posted by Stu
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| Foot fetish content sells.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Nobody is that happy reading a book. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Have you met DT?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| maybe he's reading fae smut and giggling and kicking his feet!!*
Posted by shua
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| You can't convince me that DT is that expressive about anything. *
Posted by doubledown
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| He’s smiling on the inside*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| I can’t believe that Mitch is still alive*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| According to? *
Posted by doubledown
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| Just that they haven’t announced he’s dead*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Jim*
Posted by VIV
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| Garp*
Posted by ATL
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| Come Out, Ye Burger Van. Come Out and Fry Me Up Some Scran
Posted by VIV Perhaps only the Fenians amongst us will appreciate this.
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| why do they bother using the Latin alphabet for the Irish language
Posted by Sammich
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| to fuck with the british scum*
Posted by VIV
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| I work for an irish company and had to learn some of this stuff
Posted by ATL
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| there was an actor named Tadhg in an Irish movie I watched recently
Posted by Sammich
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| That sounds like an Ulster pronunciation.
Posted by complainant
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| i did. a friend of mine named one of his daughters that.
Posted by VIV
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| Jeremy Irons
Posted by complainant
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| For the latin mass*
Posted by ATL
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| Tomorrow marks the anniversary of one of the greatest days in American history
Posted by ATL
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| 2nd mensiversary
Posted by Sammich
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| You can always tell the people who didn't study Romance languages.
Posted by complainant
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| Trump banned importation of all robotic mowers from foreign sources
Posted by Stu
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| GOAT 1000 is down to $664. I'm still not interested.
Posted by complainant
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| I want complete control over any spinning blades in my life. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Yet, you think riding a motorcycle is safe
Posted by Stu
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| I don't think it's safe. I think that the risks can be mitigated enough that the
Posted by doubledown
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| Yet, none of those do anything at all to protect you from other drivers not seeing you
Posted by Stu
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| Have you ever ridden one? *
Posted by doubledown
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| Mine is going to be done with Year 2 soon. Still going strong.
Posted by Stu
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| I really need it to work from 6,000 miles away, and to not drive into the pool.
Posted by complainant
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| But those are jobs that American robots don't want to do. *
Posted by doubledown
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| all our robots want to do is dance to Billie Jean
Posted by Sammich
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| I'm never going to get my awesome Chinese $10K electric vehicle, am I?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| You can still get it
Posted by Stu
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| Hey Warren, Stu thinks you can get it*
Posted by Sammich
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| Well it's good that *somebody* still thinks I can.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| There's a way
Posted by Stu
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| Just saw a WCIA story on Darren Bailey's appearance at the Champaign library yesterday.
Posted by larue33
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| Like this?
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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| can't expect his supporters to know what a public library is or where it is*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| I mean choosing to go with him a second time after how "well" he did last time was a choice....*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Did he ask what all the things on the shelves were for?*
Posted by ATL
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| He knows what they’re for — kindling*
Posted by Herman Blume
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| Good fucking riddance Karoline, you horrible bitch.
Posted by Stu
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| Less than 24 hours after she was basically chum to the president
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| I hope she's speedin on the way to the club
Posted by Sammich
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| *clears throat* *points below*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| well, don't I smell like boo-boo-ooh*
Posted by Sammich
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| Truth*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| So US sailors are trying to jump off a carrier that won't make a port call?
Posted by RVA
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| As someone on the bsky noted, we haven’t had a Secretary of Defense fragged by his own troops yet
Posted by IlliniRunner
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| SecWar Neidermeyer*
Posted by VIV
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| 1000%*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| We're recruiting so many heroes, seems like someone should step up and be one*
Posted by Stu
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| Navy says it won’t acknowledge increase in suicide attempts
Posted by Stu
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| Maybe we now know why they wheeled the android out a couple days ago. KKKaroline stepping down.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Good to see Fox News is trying to help sufferers of an epidemic....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Let's talk about Standing
Posted by complainant
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| A better demonstration of actual harm would probably be the counterparty to any trade made with
Posted by doubledown
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| in the place where we live?*
Posted by assassin
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| Now face north.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| That might be more interesting than determining whether a media organization
Posted by complainant
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| if you are confused
Posted by Sammich
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| Similarly
Posted by complainant
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| I’m not a democratic socialist but I like this ad for the Michigan guy
Posted by ATL
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| Great ad*
Posted by UofIL6
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| This, however, is not it
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Maybe Senate seats should be awarded via Oklahoma drill.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Why? I think it's exactly the right tone to take with a bully.*
Posted by ATL
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| eh...you apparently haven't met the mouth breathers that think bravado shows
Posted by Nobster
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| El Sayed was the captain of his HS football, wrestling and lacrosse teams.
Posted by ATL
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| I'm DSA-curious and I too like that ad.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| I have more confidence in him than the average DSA candidate*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Everyone in MI, WI and MN seem to be playing nice. Just Jasmine Crockett as the outlier.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Policy wise, I like him more than the NYC mayor
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Which policies? *
Posted by doubledown
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| He's the Muslim man version of Elizabeth Warren. No Pocahontas controversy but unfortunately
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| I’m not a democratic socialist but I like this tweet from the Michigan guy
Posted by ATL
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| TIL: El-Sayed is also not a DSA member*
Posted by ATL
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| lol...i thought it was a bit.*
Posted by Nobster
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| Nit: he probably is, he's just politically savvy enough to realize that it's not good
Posted by Sounder
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| In the Midwest they yearn for data centers, flock cameras and private equity.*
Posted by Toonces
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| I have a question about this whole Air Force One decoy situation
Posted by Jackie
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| Poor Marco got left on the decoy plane.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| I'm just surprised he didn't have Lil' Marco dress as a body double.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| ooo
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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| I didn’t think I needed to clarify this, but obviously Trump could give zero shits about anyone but
Posted by Jackie
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| Likely not his decision, but it has been reported that when Clinton had a similar
Posted by larue33
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| Also it was made clear that Clinton was not on the plane; he didn’t sneak off of it*
Posted by Herman Blume
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| I would assume you are largely correct
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| I’d guess you are correct, that threat assessment was the Secret Service
Posted by DT
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| He could have, y'know done something to get everyone but the pilots off the plane as well. *
Posted by IlliniRunner
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| Answer: he ate 5 chocolate pudding cups while aboard the kitchen car thingy*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| Who could blame him for that?*
Posted by ATL
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| And then talked about how Bill Cosby was unfairly shunned*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| It was all Trump's call - especially when you saw who made the cut
Posted by Jersey
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| It's just as interesting who he brought with him in the catering cart and who he left behind
Posted by UofIL6
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| poor Stephen Miller and little Marco*
Posted by shua
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| I'm surprised Marco wasn't spooning him in there*
Posted by ATL
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| also feels more like a precursor to nuke or send in group troops
Posted by VIV
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| If a planeful of staff and press was shot down by Iran, Trump's only thought would be
Posted by doubledown
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| Yep. It's OK to Trump and his administration because they're all terrible people.*
Posted by ATL
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| You guys aren't gonna believe this. Mike Pillow says it's rigged.
Posted by doubledown
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| When no one else loves you Mike. Crack. Crack always loves you.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| *chef's kiss**
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| he's down double digits. come the fuck on.
Posted by VIV
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| When people rig elections, they rig them bigly*
Posted by Stu
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| counterpoint: it's the pillow guy*
Posted by ATL
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| those aren’t pillows*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| The irregularity is that he paid for 175K. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Sounds like Trump is going to declare an emergency a la Michael Scott when
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| AP calls Wisconsin for Crowley over Hong
Posted by complainant
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| Oh kalshi
Posted by ATL
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| That downplays how volatile it was last night.*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| It’s almost like moderates win in purple places while leftists win in more liberal places *
Posted by ATL
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| It's more like
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| How do you apply that lens to NYC? It has all of those people in spades.*
Posted by ATL
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| And SF. We’re younger, more educated, more white…and continue our steady creep to the middle. *
Posted by haighter
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| Big factor is large population of fairly conservative Chinese here.
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| NYC is much more educated.
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| I think the last line is really important. Hong couldn't get endorsements from AOC, Bernie and other
Posted by ATL
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| I don't think you can, or should, make that argument for partisan primary elections.
Posted by complainant
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| Think her inability to give a clean answer about her old thanksgiving tweet was what did it
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| Republicans sent Scott Walker to help.
Posted by complainant
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| If Democratic Socialists want to have any chance, they need better spokes people.
Posted by doubledown
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| The gambit of these DSA types releasing tons of internal polls to try to flood discourse
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| Kalshi has the moderate favored right now*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| Man this market is much more volatile than a typical election night.
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| One good thing about Kalshi et al…
Posted by DT
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| Her solution for Ukraine was that we should stop supplying weapons and “send diplomats”*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| It feels a bit like the Libertarian party where you have normal people as part of it
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| What’s next? A license to make toast in your own damn toaster?*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| LP hasn't had normal people as part of it in a very long time. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Wish they could be all Mamdanis, but then you get a Hong*
Posted by reggiedunlop
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| It's a weird situation.
Posted by larue33
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| I'm glad she's leading the charge toward communism. It ensures that it'll never happen.
Posted by doubledown
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| I'm convinced that Bluesky is a Russian psyop designed to make DSA look like ignorant teens.
Posted by complainant
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| Turrible*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Speaking of Trump wanting a third term (hi tiki), Illinois Republicans are mad that Pritzker
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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| They're just mad that they're stuck with Downstate Darren again...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| OK, this is the perfect name for the operation
Posted by ATL
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| It’s great that the plane continued normally even though there was some credible threat…
Posted by shua
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| There was no threat. This was all made up. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Why would they make it up, it makes him look like a total pussy*
Posted by Sounder
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| What do you think all the other "assassination" attempts were?
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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| This one makes him look like a pussy
Posted by Sounder
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| I think it's the wattle that makes him look like a pussy. *
Posted by doubledown
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| 10/10*
Posted by Sounder
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| Kristi Noem has an extra vagina in her neck.
Posted by complainant
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| Trying to remake him into Taylor Swift? If he releases "Art of the Deal (Donald's Version)"
Posted by doubledown
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| Like the bullet in the ear that left zero scar level of "made up"?*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| ...and now I want Panda Express.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| my 9 year olds favorite restaurant. he ranked in and out behind it after trying it the first time
Posted by lcubed
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| Biden has Stage 4 cancer. Trump is unimpressed.
Posted by ATL
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| Imagine thinking Joe Biden is "vicious". Real alpha male stuff right there.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Is he vicious or sleepy?!?*
Posted by shua
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| Trump? Both.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Viciously sleepy or sleepily vicious?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| One of the lesser known Sex Pistols*
Posted by shua
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| he's such a tremendous fuck. *
Posted by VIV
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| "Why have relationships gotten so toxic around politics?!?" ....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| He is who we thought he was. If you want to crown him, crown his ass.
Posted by DT
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| Don’t forget the amount of people that will die because of the USAid rug pull*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| #truth*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| You have described Andrew Johnson.*
Posted by complainant
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| Answer in the form of a question - do you need to phone a friend?*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| ...and to no one's surprise the current POS in the WH seems to admire that historical POS.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Andrew Johnson is different from Andrew Jackson.*
Posted by complainant
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| Goddammit, got my genocidal asshole president mixed up with my ineffectual filler president...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Mind you in my mind I equate Trump a lot more with Andrew Jackson (populist, piece of shit, genocidal manic) than I do with Andrew Johnson (impeached but otherwise pretty forgettable).
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| that's Andrew Jackson*
Posted by assassin
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| Ari or Osklister could probably help you to understand how someone could..
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Trump's death will be Charlie Kirk times infinity
Posted by Sounder
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| Won't somebody(ies) text you and wake you up?
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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| $20 that if Joe dies while Trump remains the POTUS, he won’t give us DC feds the day off
Posted by timmer
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| No chance he would have the stones to show up the funeral, right?*
Posted by Sounder
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| He didn't even have the guts to show up for the inauguration in 2020...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| But in the inauguration, he was the loser
Posted by Sounder
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| I'm sure he'll be about as welcome there as he was at the opening of the Obama Library.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| Like Trump would ever be caught dead somewhere that has books*
Posted by Sounder
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| "Woman Behind Trump at Vaccine Signing Sparks Robot Claims"
Posted by assassin
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| Now I saw some call this "Megan 3.0" and I can't unsee it.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| It's like if you asked AI to create a 1970s stewardess with the lifelike motion...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| She looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle before the Mar-A-Lago face*
Posted by Sounder
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| I imagine that when I finally get to fly to South America, all the LATAM stewardesses
Posted by ATL
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| I don't know about that but she's easy on the eyes*
Posted by ATL
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| Tornado warning in Chicago. Every phone in the office just blew up.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| That sounds like a fire hazard*
Posted by KCWildcat
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| effing Tim Cook*
Posted by ATL
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| effing Mossad*
Posted by Sammich
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| Brad Pitt is drinking again. I say good for him.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Why should I care?
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| You got a lot of nerve cocksucker!*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| I thought it was Film at 11*
Posted by Tortillini
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| News of the Film at 11
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| I've been drinking quite a bit more than I usually do.
Posted by doubledown
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| Might as well. What else is there?
Posted by complainant
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| I mean he is still an A++ lister. Think it probably has more to do with his family
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| well, he's a massive piece of shit. there's a reason none of his kids want anything to do with him*
Posted by VIV
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| Shows what I know. Of course, I haven't been to the movies in over 20 years.
Posted by complainant
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| His latest movie preview ran before both Odyssey and Spider-Man when I saw them*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| And he was the star of a box office hit last summer (albeit not Odyssey level).*
Posted by ATL
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| Who am I rooting for in South Carolina's GOP primary for US Senate?
Posted by complainant
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| Mark Sanford maybe the least crazy. Mistress trouble and all*
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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| Did he stay with his wife or the mistress?*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| Have you tried Ask Jeeves?*
Posted by complainant
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| a hurricane*
Posted by Sounder
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| Did Danny Ford even know his picture was being taken?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| Duke. Republicans won't turn out for a Black guy*
Posted by Stu
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| Serious question: does Trump actually believe that kids are getting soda bottle sized
Posted by Sounder
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| Actual photo:
Posted by Stu
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| Maybe he thought one of those Ben Garrison cartoons was real life*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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| He has no idea, but they’d what he was told, so yes*
Posted by Mrap24
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| There is no way anyone told him that*
Posted by Sounder
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| I mean you see the morons he’s hired.
Posted by Mrap24
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| Even RFK isn't stupid enough to think they are injecting a pint glass full of vaccine*
Posted by Sounder
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| Sadly I think he is.
Posted by WhitmansFolly
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| i think it's easier for people to believe they are dumb instead of incredibly dangerous. and they
Posted by torinese
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| If this is true WRT RFK, what is the end game?*
Posted by Sounder
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| (1) he is. (2) he is also a liar.*
Posted by ATL
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| These people are so dumb.
Posted by OB25
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| Will he be draft eligible or not? If yes, why? If not, why not?
Posted by Potomac
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| There may eventually be a real situation that they need to adresss. But this isn’t that.
Posted by OB25
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| There actually is reasonable nuance to the debate
Posted by Sounder
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| Debates have nuances, decisions often do not*
Posted by Potomac
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| You may be right; I think they are in the process of boxing themselves in...
Posted by Potomac
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| lol*
Posted by assassin
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| “Or let him play”
Posted by snipes824
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| It's just sad that they take so much joy in trying to bring people down for the 0.0001% this
Posted by UofIL6
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| LOL
Posted by ATL
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| I was just at buc-ees on Friday and will be again on Wednesday
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| I think you're missing the joke.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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| Autophil?*
Posted by complainant
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| Tony Dokupil?*
Posted by complainant
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| Probably
Posted by ATL
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| That is not Tony Dokupil*
Posted by ATL
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| You're not Ron.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| letting the days go by, letting the water hold me down*
Posted by Sammich
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| Is it Tony Dokoupil?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| Is it Biclops?*
Posted by timmer
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| Gross, Pete. Really gross.
Posted by ATL
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| i hope bill cassidy never gets another good night's sleep again
Posted by assassin
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| So many opportunities where one person could have made a stand / done the right thing and didn’t*
Posted by DocWalk20
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| Someone really needs to write Profiles in Cowardice, guaranteed best seller*
Posted by Sounder
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| We’re just blowing through nap time aren’t we?
Posted by VIV
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| He really could've used a fart to wake himself up
Posted by UofIL6
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| Mass. wealth tax proves to be huge fiscal success & number of millionaires in state increases 38%.
Posted by ATL
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| i think the hit to higher ed and bio tech hasn't been fully felt yet.*
Posted by torinese
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| Sorry, but it’s an income tax surcharge not a wealth tax*
Posted by Potomac
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| OK*
Posted by ATL
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| Rather than hold oil the entire time, really wish I’d bought the dips around the BS admin optimism
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| we're essentially trying to slowly back out of the room and hope no one will notice.
Posted by VIV EDIT: Israel isn't "acting" yet... but they will.
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| If you really think about it, Trump is simply too strong to surrender.*
Posted by Toonces
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| The Strait is open, for target practice. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| What did Kegseth do with all our missiles? Trillion dollar defense budget apparently ain't enough.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| about 60% of the budget is operations, maintenance, and personnel (pay, benefits, and allowances)
Posted by illiniranger
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| They publicly announced last year that logistics are gay/woke and a thing of the past
Posted by RVA
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| I love how their new recruiting vid shows a guy coming out of a swamp like Rambo
Posted by Stu
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| Interesting factoid:
Posted by Stu
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| Is this a result of congressmen making sure their constituents get a piece of the pie?*
Posted by timmer
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| The path forward on weapons technology is going to be very interesting.
Posted by larue33
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| Throwing another $58 Billion at Lockheed to make more should fix that.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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| Lotta mouths to feed. To streamline things, we just need to come up with a bomb
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Where's Edward Teller when you need him?*
Posted by IlliniOllie
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| HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!*
Posted by Stu
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| did anyone else read this as david caruso and then put on a pair of sunglasses or just me?*
Posted by lcubed
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| Israel and Iran don't really seem to be doing anything to each other
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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| Bibi said last week that they'll do it alone if need be. Also, Israel struck Iran in June*
Posted by VIV
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| He's pretty fortunate. He could say he had a dream about an open strait and oil drops 6%
Posted by UofIL6
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| we're currently in a vibes-based stock market. *
Posted by VIV
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| ooo
Posted by ATL
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| my 401k appreciates it, but it doesn't feel real*
Posted by shua
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| Definitely feels like there’s a significant market correction coming at some point soon
Posted by DT
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| Winter is Coming. *
Posted by doubledown
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| 1/3 of the American public would believe TCG if he pissed in their ear and told them it was raining
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| As if he has any control over when and where he pisses. *
Posted by doubledown
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