(Grin)
As for the scotch, over here we only add the "E" when referring to Irish whiskey, the Aqua Vitae from the land of Alba is always sans "E."
Ho and Healey as for adding it to Christmas pudding you really are doing it wrong so follow these simple steps.
1) Take phone of the hook.
2) lock all doors after sending family to a relative or some such.
3) Take whisky bottle in one hand, remove cap with the other/
4) Drink copiously until either....
Drunk/happy/unconscious.
Any of the three states are acceptable all three and you've won the lottery!
If you still persist in the ridiculous notion of adding it to some sweetmeat or other then I will stand up, face in a roughly stateside direction and wave my fist at you furiously whilst muttering the epithet, "Bloody colonials wasting good scotch!"
(Laughs uproariously.)
Forgive him lads he's started early today...Mrs Fred.
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