A few years ago we did A GOP Voting Kit video.
I never released it.

It is a sack containing the following items.

Mouth dam
Mouth and nose mask.
Nope plugs
Nose clip
Ear plugs,
mask for the eyes.
Heavy wool mittens and socks.

When you step in the voting booth, follow this procedure.

But mouth dam in mouth.
Put nose plugs in nostrils.
Pinch nose closed with nose clip.
Put ear plugs in ears.
Put mouth and nose mask over mouth and nose.
Put on wool socks.
Put on eye mask.
Put on heavy wool mittens.
Put sack completely over your head, double protecting all your senses.
Now, you are ready to vote republican.