The Lie-o-meter and Bullsh!t meter needle indicators broke last night after 107 str8 minutes of w(h)in(n)ing. It was the longest duration POTUS lie and bullsh!t storm in US history.

"Mr President! Please, please please stop all this winning! We can't take it anymore! We don't know what to do!"

Amazing that one year ago he inherited the worst economy in the history of the United States, and now it is the best. The inflation that fell from 9% to zero actually began at 3% and is closer to 4% now, not including tariffed goods. Prices of everything fell and is falling. Locally our gasoline price fell from ~$2.29 per gallon to $2.99 yesterday. A year ago the staples I bought in the grocery store that cost ~$65 cost $110 on Monday. All utilities rose by ~20%. When you live on a budget, you pay attention to these details.

Can you believe all those new programs he made by executive order, named after him? His name should appear on the new coin showing his face on both sides. The poor mint sculptor must crop the nose with rim of the coin, and if you carry this coin in YOUR pocket, you risk ignition of your own pants on fire.

62f on way to 69f.

When the afternoon chinook intensified yesterday, we reached 80f! I opened the window and it was HOT outside. Chinook means "snow eater," but there was no snow down here to eat. Worry not. It ate lots of snow on the mountains. I don't believe ski season will make it to mid April.