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Philo Time October 20, 2026, 15:21:57




Newcastle United put up three crests to their fans to vote from. - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 15:56:35 View all; 12 responses; TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 07:55:44 ⇥ Delete* - bjl63 October 5, 2026, 17:32:05 I'm having flashbacks to my days reading Highlights Magazine* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 16:32:32 Ok, Goofus.* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 16:53:44 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 16:12:07 it's like PhotoHunt trying to figure out the differences - Gene Parmesan October 5, 2026, 16:01:27 "Well can't blame us if you don't like it. It's what the fans selected!"* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 16:01:59 is it just the seahorse heads?* - VIV October 5, 2026, 15:58:33 I had cheat and read an article to figure it out. - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 16:00:28 Best home jerseys in the prem. - RD October 5, 2026, 17:05:05 not this year. the usual black and white stripes are excellent, but they fumbled it this season. - VIV October 5, 2026, 20:48:18 Why does Sutherland’s not have a big ass sponsor on their kit?* - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 07:55:44 It's beauty is normally its simplicity - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 21:56:33 View all; Collapse ^ How much water do you drink per day? - doubledown October 5, 2026, 11:27:28 View all; 32 responses; Waka October 5, 2026, 19:43:59 ⇥ ooo - DocWalk20 October 5, 2026, 16:16:59 I don’t know, that guy kinda sounds like a quack. - Waka October 5, 2026, 19:43:59 48 oz. Sometimes more, but sometimes less.* - voiceofreason October 5, 2026, 14:55:23 Nobody likes a water braggart.* - Tortillini October 5, 2026, 14:38:15 I loved in Book 4 when Hagrid tried to raise a water braggart as a pet.* - DT October 5, 2026, 14:49:43 don't braggart that joint, brother* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 15:33:06 how much protein do you pack a day? - Nobster October 5, 2026, 14:44:52 Somewhere between 150-200oz. - IlliniRunner October 5, 2026, 14:17:49 You logging a ton of mileage or physical activity? I couldn’t do this much water in a day.* - voiceofreason October 5, 2026, 14:56:25 More since I found out it reduces your risk of certain cancers - Stu October 5, 2026, 14:08:21 *Drink MOAR Beer* - Kajagoogoo October 5, 2026, 15:32:10 You really want breast cancer, don't you?* - Stu October 5, 2026, 15:38:06 Maybe 40 oz? Seems like it ought to be more but that’s my best guess.* - DT October 5, 2026, 13:26:04 Same* - Blazer October 5, 2026, 14:46:04 Between 20-80oz* - Taz October 5, 2026, 13:21:50 In coffee form about 40-60 oz. * - haighter October 5, 2026, 13:21:41 my man. I read that you should drink 32 ounces of water before your first cup - Nobster October 5, 2026, 14:46:44 Between 60-90 oz* - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 13:03:54 Couple glasses I guess * - jdl October 5, 2026, 12:48:44 On days I’m playing hockey, about 3x my normal daily water intake - timmer October 5, 2026, 11:42:57 You all must pee every hour on the hour, even overnight. Yeesh. - Kajagoogoo October 5, 2026, 11:42:27 Ha, had the same thought.* - voiceofreason October 5, 2026, 14:57:21 When you reach a certain age, peeing normally becomes a cause for celebration. - complainant October 5, 2026, 15:41:50 you are a bad guy - RVA October 5, 2026, 13:00:44 LMAO! Thanks, Babu. - Kajagoogoo October 5, 2026, 15:31:26 Around 3/4 of a gallon. Probably a little less since I haven’t been working. - Waka October 5, 2026, 11:39:30 probably around 120-150 oz - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 11:37:51 Early sidejack: It is insane how much people have become slaves to water bottles. - Carl Spackler October 5, 2026, 11:35:39 Agreed. Just a super weird trend I never would have predicted. - DT October 5, 2026, 19:03:17 Buy PepsiCo.* - complainant October 5, 2026, 14:37:16 Got an email a few weeks ago from preschool saying make sure all the kids have a water bottle - RVA October 5, 2026, 12:51:57 Probably like 60oz on a normal day? * - haighter October 5, 2026, 11:30:07 View all; Collapse ^ Bears / Jets - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:04:33 View all; 165 responses; osklister October 5, 2026, 16:41:08 ⇥ Packers LB Edgerrin Cooper done for the season with an Achilles tear* - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 13:06:02 i think they stink. we'll probably still lose though* - John Coctostan October 5, 2026, 13:58:30 I appreciate the grizzle* - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 13:59:39 Bagent expected to start vs Packers per Ben Johnson * - aimlessillini October 5, 2026, 11:43:31 Will be interesting to see how they balance Swift / Monangai going forward* - reggiedunlop October 5, 2026, 09:55:44 I think Swift is basically squeezed out when protecting a lead. - Carl Spackler October 5, 2026, 14:58:46 I'd suspect it will be pretty similar to what it was last year - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 12:38:09 On Hamp and O’B they suggested Monangai on 1st and 2nd and Swift on 3rd, I like that * - meanjeans October 5, 2026, 11:50:38 Swift is good too. And OB sucks* - bjl63 October 5, 2026, 12:39:06 Great contract extension!* - gvibes October 5, 2026, 12:09:25 Nah, limiting them to specific downs is dumb - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 11:56:40 Bears have maybe the best coach and qb room in the league. I was worried - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 07:38:03 biggs claims that's the 1st time the defense didn't give up a 3rd down conversion since 1997? - Ari Gold October 5, 2026, 10:34:36 How about Motivated Dayo? He’s got sacks in the last three games, I didn’t even expect him back - Toonces October 5, 2026, 08:52:15 I think corner has surpassed edge in terms of biggest need on defense. Thank god they - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 09:54:33 defense is benefitting from the running game* - torinese October 5, 2026, 08:08:09 For sure, I think the Jets only ran like 30 plays yesterday. Devin Bush said he wasn't tired lol.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 08:09:46 Bryce Young might be legit good* - John Coctostan October 4, 2026, 21:56:07 Amazing what good coaching can do. Meanwhile, I watch Joe Burrow have to play every game in - voiceofreason October 5, 2026, 09:40:44 Sweet sassy molassey watch a catch. Thinking the Lions were gonna steal this one if not for that* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 22:32:16 Pull out the checkbook and pay granny for the rubdown... * - osklister October 5, 2026, 16:41:08 Going for it on 4th and 20 in FG territory down 13- not sure I agree with that decision * - meanjeans October 4, 2026, 22:15:26 Pat Bryant down. Hopefully just high ankle sprain, but could be a break* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 17:42:31 Having to be carted off is not a good sign * - biclops October 4, 2026, 17:43:56 It didn’t…look bad. But just Carted off. * - assassin October 4, 2026, 17:43:55 I thought his foot was pointing not quite straight afterwards * - gvibes October 4, 2026, 17:51:04 Monongai with a thumb injury* - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 15:41:32 Johnson says day to day.* - Carl Spackler October 5, 2026, 15:15:29 Aren’t we all.* - DocWalk20 October 5, 2026, 15:58:05 Any word on how bad?* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 17:34:15 Not much. He did the postseason press conference and just said it hurt. Pretty vague* - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 18:58:41 aaaaP, he's got a thumb* - Sammich October 4, 2026, 17:30:50 hamp and o’b are going after caleb. lol.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 15:35:27 Bagent threw 4 picks against a team that is historically bad at getting them.* - Toonces October 5, 2026, 02:37:58 Imagine having that job where you have to spew such shit day after day. - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 23:20:53 Maybe you should stop listening to Chicago sports radio.* - Illiniphil October 4, 2026, 19:16:59 Idiotic* - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 16:03:02 What for? I despise OB* - bjl63 October 4, 2026, 15:39:07 panic scrambles and going to cost too much money that can be spent elsewhere.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 15:46:52 can’t read defenses, offense has never run better, etc. callers are lapping it up.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 15:42:42 Do...do they not remember us scoring 59 points in week 1? - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 15:44:31 Meatheads gonna meathead - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 15:37:56 Packers with defensive injuries today - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 15:29:35 total plays Bears 89, Jets 32 (4th fewest in a game all time)* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 14:56:51 lol hub. - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 15:15:47 If Glenn knew what was coming all game and couldn’t force the Bears to punt one time, that seems bad - OB25 October 4, 2026, 15:18:47 total yards 492-157, first downs 34-7* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 14:57:59 4 down territory* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:48:39 Were we not going to run that play?* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:50:15 Wait I forgot about their missed xp* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:51:46 lol PFF gonna have field day with three picks called back* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:40:44 Last one was directly caused by a hold. Not sure when he releases that one* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:43:04 Yeah I agree. Just funny to me* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:43:46 the one after the offside shouldn't count because he knew he had a free play but the other 2 yikes* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 14:42:12 I’ll actually give him some grace on the one the DL got, that was an amazing play* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 14:43:54 Dear Fox. Get the score right* - bjl63 October 4, 2026, 14:36:51 It’s crazy how difficult it is to look uniquely fast in the NFL. - OB25 October 4, 2026, 14:35:39 fire hightower!* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:35:33 Glad it was our guy, but man you can’t let someone get behind there* - John Coctostan October 4, 2026, 14:34:54 Tyrique* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 15:03:05 Not an ideal defensive situation there* - Mrap24 October 4, 2026, 14:31:59 Post vs quarters is tough* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:34:27 3 here is fine* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 14:25:40 Yep, just kick it.* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 14:25:57 Is Swift out?* - LovetheChief October 4, 2026, 14:23:44 No he fumbled and couldn’t get in from the one twice. And Monongai has been dominant* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:28:12 Thanks. Listening on SXM and wasn’t sure.* - LovetheChief October 4, 2026, 14:33:08 Ok maybe he’s out since Roschon was on that last play?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:39:42 Really no need to throw again* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 14:22:37 kyle effing monangai!* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:22:13 no reason to put the ball in harm’s way at this point.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:21:32 It hasn’t looked great at times but hard to argue with the numbers that Bagent has put up. - OB25 October 4, 2026, 14:18:25 agreed. he just seems to be a bit off, but amazing numbers for a back up.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:19:40 Every. Time.* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 14:09:42 Looked like Tyson checked to that run up the middle. So open* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:09:18 we have to be getting close to kyle being the starter. at least in there for short yardage - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:10:54 Defense steps up again.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:58:54 yes.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:09:28 This is how you lose games to the Jets* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:53:48 correct. just an absolute gift.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:54:31 ffs.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:52:36 rome having a day.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:51:17 huge sack there.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:47:34 Has Ben Johnson been asked what the hell is going on with these kickoffs?* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:42:55 fire hightower!* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:43:17 Literally every game at halftime together. Sucks* - John Coctostan October 4, 2026, 13:35:08 This defense giving up 18 total points in 10 qtrs since the Carolina game is hilarious.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:29:23 Bagent sucks* - timmer October 4, 2026, 13:27:53 That seemed unnecessarily risky* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:27:19 agreed.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:43:02 good rome.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:24:30 Now that was a nice throw* - Ron McDon October 4, 2026, 13:24:18 Bagent looking pretty shaky now* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:22:00 When he doesn’t get rid of it quickly oh nevermind* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:24:31 Pretty much every pass, even the completions, have been off target for a while now* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:23:01 But a great one there!* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:24:18 need 3 here.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:21:56 Bagent, man* - Ron McDon October 4, 2026, 13:21:34 is he concussed again?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:22:28 and why are they not moving bagent around?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:19:51 what is the deal with our defense not being able to catch the ball?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:15:22 whiff* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 13:14:50 Just keep running the ball. You’re getting 4.3 per carry* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 13:08:53 Running it on 3rd and 6?* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 13:07:05 no idea, but he must be out of short yardage plays to kick the fg there. lol.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:07:54 I assumed that meant they’d go for it on 4th* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:07:49 Kyle is benjo’s black workhorse.* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 13:04:49 We have to stop with Tim Brando. He can’t see.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:00:37 The NFL must always have a Dick Stockton - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 13:09:52 Except Dick Stockton ruled* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:13:44 lol man I miss those last couple seasons of Stockton* - illini21 October 4, 2026, 13:20:31 Put him out to pasture* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:00:54 a gift 3 points. bagent can’t be turning it over.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:58:04 another plus series for the defense at least* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:58:40 yes.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:07:08 terrible throw and, of course, the jets break their streak and get back in the game.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:53:26 Gotta give some credit to the defense, they are giving us what we need from them.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:49:39 actual competent DLine play with 55 tipping the screen pass and 94 on the sack* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:48:40 I’m still not over the phantom Benedent holding.* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 12:39:59 *exhales* - the OLine not giving a whole lot of room on these plays* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:38:59 We saw on 3rd down why they prefer Swift at goal line. Walk in TD on a simple cutback if he sees it* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:38:52 why are we not sneaking with nobody on the center?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:38:41 Same thought. Huge gap there on the Monongai TD* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 12:41:39 I wonder if Bagent didn’t see it and check to it* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 12:43:55 how do you not see it?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:54:23 Two more of those* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:37:32 Thank you* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:38:49 lol 3rd and inches again* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:37:08 these short yardage plays…* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:36:17 Ref show today* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:35:38 Flag fest. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:35:28 this game has no flow whatsoever* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:35:27 So many mistakes* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:32:59 Mother. Fuck. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:32:49 trade value now down* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:32:41 That’s not a hold. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:32:33 agreed.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:37:51 Man this is frustrating. So close to total domination but keep having setbacks* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:32:09 Can’t say that guy’s name with a hard R. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:27:14 CATCH THE DAMN BALL+ - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:26:23 Catch the fucking ball* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:26:07 catch the ball* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:25:51 Who doesn’t love a good Wisconsin Thumper?* - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:24:50 What a gift to the defense to pass on 3rd and 6 inches* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:24:38 just sneak the damn ball. crazy.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:23:42 Can we start running Monangai please, how many points have we lost already* - reggiedunlop October 4, 2026, 12:23:28 too many.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:28:37 Ben really does make terrible choices down there* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 12:23:04 WTF* - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:23:00 Man that annoying* - Ron McDon October 4, 2026, 12:22:42 They ruled him short. How could they see that???* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:21:02 crazy that they had that grainy shot.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:24:35 And that it was deemed clear and obvious evidence to overturn the call - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 12:25:50 Again, why is Swift the goal line back instead of Monangai?* - Carl Spackler October 4, 2026, 12:20:02 Hundo p* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:20:32 Benjo’s achilles heel is playcalling inside the 1, lol. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:19:33 Run. The. Ball* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:18:42 Oh good. A completely unnecessary review - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 12:16:56 What? How the fuck could they tell where the ball was from that review? - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 12:18:36 Great first drive. Bagent’s trade value skyrocketing.* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 12:15:39 bagent looking good so far.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:12:23 Fucking Rome* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:08:45 He did absolutely nothing wrong* - bjl63 October 4, 2026, 12:10:51 I think he’s just barely down but man, Rome just cannot be trusted at all.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:08:19 super close* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:08:54 View all; Collapse ^ Game 5: Illinois (-10.5) v Purdue - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:05:19 View all; 405 responses; ATL October 5, 2026, 16:12:19 ⇥ My Tuscy moment: I coached the reigning BTSTPOW in youth soccer - ATL October 5, 2026, 16:06:26 Isn't that fun!? * - Tuscy October 5, 2026, 16:08:33 It is. Played soccer with mini through early Jr High but decided he wanted to be a P/K - ATL October 5, 2026, 16:12:19 Sparkling 88.6 PFF grade for Houser on Saturday.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 21:16:44 Dropping like a rock in SP+, down to 52 - Blazer October 4, 2026, 14:23:47 At this point in the year, SP+ ratings are still about 50% based on preseason expectations - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 23:22:56 Going back to the JUCO well again - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:14:36 Does he play linebacker?* - Mrap24 October 4, 2026, 22:44:10 Can he meet us in East Lansing?* - ATL October 4, 2026, 14:33:18 That’s a big boy. * - assassin October 4, 2026, 14:04:49 Per the 247 article he was up to 420 pounds last year - illini21 October 4, 2026, 14:10:49 Hmm. Hopefully improved his footwork. * - assassin October 4, 2026, 14:13:18 Can someone break down for me the offseason mess and our NIL position? - memyselfandillini October 4, 2026, 09:30:51 i don't think anyone knows. i don't think it really matters. - illiniranger October 4, 2026, 14:35:25 I think Whitman is actually the one that got pantsed in all of this.* - Carl Spackler October 4, 2026, 10:30:14 His career aspirations may not align with boundary-pushing after the rev sharing settlement - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:14:55 Yeah as hard as it is to believe, I think they thought everyone was about to follow the cap* - snipes824 October 4, 2026, 11:19:23 I just can’t buy they’re that naive* - uofi1998 October 4, 2026, 12:18:25 Then how do we square what we’re spending in basketball?* - Blazer October 4, 2026, 11:51:43 Basketball might also be more-legit-ish NIL. - tvillini October 4, 2026, 14:22:11 Seems very possible* - Blazer October 4, 2026, 14:24:30 Couldn’t it be possible we’re spending to the cap in BB too but legit NIL for those guys - John Coctostan October 4, 2026, 12:14:31 Definitely, and that's probably the most likely scenario - Blazer October 4, 2026, 12:19:20 It’s a good point. I’m not entirely sure, but something was off in football - snipes824 October 4, 2026, 11:58:10 My baseless speculation reading the tea leaves - Blazer October 4, 2026, 12:14:16 He’s going to find more money. Going 4-8 after the school’s best run will motivate* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 10:52:14 My question is whether our big money donors are those kinds of fans or not. - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:48:15 Rumor is it’s already underway* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 13:13:28 Which version? Increased investment or people bowing out?* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:15:19 More money* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 13:15:50 That would be good. Prices for everything will go up after a 4-8 or 3-9 season. - OB25 October 4, 2026, 14:45:17 That’s my hope that this is wake up call - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 10:53:54 4-8? At this point, I'd take that. More likely 2-10* - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 10:53:32 The offense had a bad day yesterday. It’ll win a couple* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 10:54:32 Counter: Defense did okay. They'll lose us more than keep us in it* - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 10:58:30 BTW, I'm still on board. Just expecting the bottom to drop out on this season. - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 10:59:17 I promise you we will win a game we shouldn’t* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 10:59:47 Beat MSU and Maryland, NWTF win against Iowa because our offense is better than theirs - meanjeans October 4, 2026, 22:09:28 Here's to hoping. I know I'll be down there a couple more times cheering and hoping* - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 11:27:16 Hoo boy Werner is pissed* - illini21 October 4, 2026, 00:31:57 Then he needs to question and investigate and report on what happened with Hauck - illini222 October 4, 2026, 09:21:45 Enough with the scoreboard crap. It doesn't have anything do with anything. - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 10:57:49 I too am just getting done with this fucking scoreboard bullshit. - tvillini October 4, 2026, 14:27:00 nm* - illini222 October 4, 2026, 13:09:41 The official line seems believable to me with Hauck - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 10:52:25 Bigger issue is going with your 4th or 5th candidate. - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 11:03:36 ooo - biclops October 4, 2026, 08:44:59 I thought he sounded more defeated than pissed. - WhitmansFolly October 4, 2026, 08:22:51 I wish he would be that opinionated in the moment like Loren Tate used to be. - uofi1998 October 4, 2026, 10:32:47 Tate was always very matter of fact about a team's capabilities, basketball or football - Blazer October 4, 2026, 14:29:15 ooo - voiceofreason October 3, 2026, 23:16:15 Hate to say it but feels like the beginning of the end - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 23:47:10 I kinda think it’s a multi-year rebuild. With Bert. - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 07:08:18 It's entirely possible in the NIL era to bring in 20-30 new guys and completely rework the team - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 07:41:08 We could hire 1980s era Belichick to run the defense and it won’t matter if this is our front 6-7* - uofi1998 October 4, 2026, 10:39:18 I think a good start for the future is to fire our GM. Like, now - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 22:36:59 Olano is 6-6 and hit from 57 yards today. Clearly couldn't afford that much NIL on a kicker - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 21:40:22 I can’t complain, though, about how our guy is doing. He’s been great* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 22:25:35 Olano is amazing but odds are not having him will cost us 0 wins. It might cost us 1 - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 22:32:34 Today he hits the first quarter FG - Blazer October 4, 2026, 00:36:01 for the first time in his tenure, this really feels like a bielema problem - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 19:21:47 One thing I’ve always wondered about is the work culture there. He seems like a guy that believes - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 09:08:00 World needs plenty of bartenders* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 09:38:32 Especially when Illinois football exists* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 10:25:44 Well, we don't have to worry about Bert bolting to a bigger program next year! - Tuscy October 3, 2026, 20:51:06 Yeah in a vacuum, I still genuinely believe he’s a very good college HC - snipes824 October 4, 2026, 06:52:56 I wondered recently whether his Big Ten non-compete would even stand up - RVA October 3, 2026, 21:14:21 I still have faith in Bert but this offseason was an epic fuckup - AintHatin October 3, 2026, 20:06:49 He has a mulligan year but that faith is fading fast* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 20:50:01 I hate that it was obvious. The caliber of players leaving vs. the talent we landed.... - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 20:44:36 Case in point being curt Neal and jojo Hayden - snipes824 October 4, 2026, 06:55:12 Roster side, we’ve got bad money coming off our books. - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 19:33:39 Even in the 5-7 seasons, everything was still competent - Blazer October 3, 2026, 19:27:47 Sigh… - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 18:53:58 I choose to remember this team as I saw them last in Nashville. - nash October 3, 2026, 18:53:50 Well I'll always associate the name Gies with foolish vanity - RVA October 3, 2026, 18:49:05 oof* - illini21 October 4, 2026, 00:21:07 Gotta say, I 100% agree about the slapping their name on Memorial Stadium - IlliniRunner October 3, 2026, 21:34:08 Twitter?* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 18:59:52 Stahhhhhpppppp* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:55:51 Oh, I have even worse takes in the tank* - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:04:59 I think everybody should get a free pass on this one * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 20:05:24 I have not yet begun to post - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:36:13 Well yeah. ABI is a real thing* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 19:54:12 "ABV, too" - complainant* - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:57:16 Just curious, how many beers was the first one?* - complainant October 3, 2026, 19:49:28 Wish I could, alas, hail to the orange - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:53:58 Ah. Yep, that'll do it.* - complainant October 3, 2026, 20:00:41 Do we really think he’s not also giving a shit ton towards NIL?* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 18:54:14 Or that the choice is just that simple? - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:59:36 I got roasted for jokingly brining this up* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 18:53:40 As should anyone that does. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 19:04:33 Justified then and now, because it’s just not how this works. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 19:01:37 Better players means you have more margin for error vs these middling teams. It absolutely matters* - IlliniRunner October 3, 2026, 21:32:17 My point is that we almost certainly had a bigger budget than either of these teams.* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 21:47:39 Yeah and part of it went to retain X and Juice, who suck ass right now - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 22:24:47 Because it's fucking dumb - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 18:58:33 Per Bielema: Valentine out for rest of year. Not great* - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 18:47:50 We all are Bret, we all are * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:48:20 Hate to say it, but this.^^ - osklister October 3, 2026, 21:01:37 30 days * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:43:56 Also, what’s up with the Barnett kid? Can’t get a single look (especially with Valentine down)* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:38:50 All phases today were a disaster. Players, coaches, decisions…inexplicable* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:40:45 Assuming the season plays out from here how we think, total failure top to bottom - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:34:13 Bielema has actually covered against Purdue twice. His 4 against the spread are a combined -78 - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:32:40 We are bad. Not looking good at all.* - Toonces October 3, 2026, 18:31:28 Disappoint effort.* - Mrap24 October 3, 2026, 18:29:23 when does basketball start?* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 18:29:18 when does basketball start?* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 18:28:36 The lack of boos is mildly interesting * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:27:28 everyone left* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 18:29:21 Aren’t you supposed to go for 2 when you score a TD down 14?* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 18:25:19 Down 15 I’d sat absolutely, down 14 the numbers probably say yes but I wouldn’t * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:26:12 I will say getting the onside kick and winning would be perfectly in line with NWTFITWTF* - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:24:59 Most discouraging game since the Lovie era* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 18:15:15 I know we’ve had “worse” performances because we’ve been 60-balled, but in context, this is - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:16:05 Total and complete horseshit. Can't do this to your fans and expect them to come back. - osklister October 3, 2026, 21:05:37 Geez what a shit day. And now we have to angry drink. - illini October 3, 2026, 18:15:12 I’m weirdly not even slightly mad. Hello numbness my old friend * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:22:52 Welp. This season is gonna be ugly. Prove me wrong boys, prove me wrong. * - MC October 3, 2026, 18:14:56 Hiring progressively weaker staffs is what got Bert fired at Arkansas* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 18:14:46 I know this is the narrative, but I don’t get it - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:23:04 What about progressively worse personnel on the field?* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:15:47 The original sin feels to me like choosing Henry over Kane - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:13:06 I think Kane is lucky to have a job. * - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:18:27 Well he kicked our ass today* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:19:20 He sure did. - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:21:34 Also he had the #33 SP+ defense last year at Minnesota - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:20:45 He wasn't a DC at Minnesota - he coached OLBs and nickels. * - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:23:53 Can you explain why he’s lucky to have a job?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:24:18 I don't think he'd be the DC at Purdue if anyone other than Barry Odom was the HC. - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:41:07 Completely agree. Aaron wasn’t ready, and that led to Hauck debacle - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 18:15:31 WTF was that. The O looked good against a top rated team and shit the bed this week. * - harb October 3, 2026, 18:11:48 Hauser and Lunney both awful today * - jdl October 3, 2026, 18:14:36 "Hauser" - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 18:16:26 It’s just a word and it’s not strong enough, but it’s inexcusable. Lunney literally needs to be - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:13:27 It’s really unbelievable. Night and day offense* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:13:16 lmao what are you doing Houser?* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 18:11:38 2nd loss you have to pin on the offense. 10 points against purdue? gtfooh.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 18:11:36 I’d love to know Bielema’s record against Purdue, against the spread * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:11:32 We replaced our Houser with decaffeinated coffee crystals. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 18:11:21 YIkes Katin * - jdl October 3, 2026, 18:11:11 I just don't get this offense falling off a cliff. * - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:10:39 Fuking sucks. * - harb October 3, 2026, 18:08:50 Boy am I glad I couldn’t go down to the game today* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:08:40 Can we fire our OC next * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:07:49 What about the HC? - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 18:08:49 That’s a bingo! He’ll be gone in a year if this continues. I trust Whitman on that. - Kajagoogoo October 3, 2026, 22:41:53 Give it time * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:09:04 2-10* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 18:10:40 If anyone thought the first of its kind official review was going to go our way they haven’t - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:06:58 If you had told me before the game that Purdue would score 23 points….* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 18:06:31 You’d say they lied* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:07:17 Bad team. And I’m now very scared for the future* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 18:05:08 Feels like all the momentum of the best 2-season run in decades has completely evaporated * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:04:31 That’s game, Hendrix* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:03:50 Season = over* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 18:03:28 Is Scott on the take* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 18:03:19 Now we just pray that one bad season doesn’t drive the entire program off a cliff * - biclops October 3, 2026, 18:03:05 Silver lining - even more NIL $ for hoops* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 18:22:32 Narrator…* - assassin October 3, 2026, 18:03:38 Disaster season incoming* - AintHatin October 3, 2026, 18:03:03 I'm fine with one bad season - RVA October 3, 2026, 18:05:31 BB is a good coach but we will struggle to win again* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 18:02:44 My only ray of hope is that BB is always good for one impossibly bad performance per year, maybe - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:05:19 Xavier Scott, what would ya say, ya do here?* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:02:29 Make bank* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:03:09 *click* someone text me in 2029 to tell me who the new coach is* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 18:02:26 great job on the 11 and out, defense* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 18:00:48 The time doesn’t really matter it’s not giving up the field goal. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 18:01:15 Or the touchdown. *sad trombone* - assassin October 3, 2026, 18:02:10 If the turnover fair abandons us like she has this season, we don’t have much of a chance - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:59:55 Fvck off Turnover Fairy * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:59:25 the fairy isn't responsible for incompetence* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:59:52 Good to know * - jdl October 3, 2026, 18:01:18 fuck you TO fairy* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:59:23 WHARGHBBLLLLL* - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:59:11 Did the wind blow the ball off the tee as he was kicking causing that abomination?* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:58:52 Why doesn’t our secondary have arms* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:58:31 Or hands* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:59:22 Xavier Scott is just bad money on our books* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:58:29 Some brutal missed tackles there* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:00:37 What was that Kante? * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:58:21 And again on 2nd down - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 17:59:26 What in the world are we doing. (This comment could apply to about 8 different things)* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:57:58 Talent is one thing, but this team is so football stupid top to bottom - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:59:38 Just felt like spotting them some yards?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:57:48 That’s insane* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 17:57:35 Doing everything we can to lose* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 17:57:13 dear God, what was that* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:57:06 Good job kicker - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:55:52 Could (should?) have been 16-16* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:55:50 Stop running it* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:54:38 insane.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 17:55:50 Calling any run plays at all is incomprehensible clock management * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:54:26 and no urgency.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 17:56:15 Surely the next time we run straight into the middle of the line will work - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 17:54:25 To Loughery’s left was open field. He veered right to join the cool kids * - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:57:22 Jesus what are these run calls* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:54:03 Use your hands 88* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:52:49 We are doing great burning clock* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:52:25 This year sucks - TarheelIllini October 3, 2026, 17:51:01 Sure would be nice to only be down 16-10 * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:51:00 Or 16-13 - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:52:12 I can’t believe this isn’t the defense’s fault. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:50:33 Little did I know thinking this team would win 5 games was actually wildly optimistic* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 17:47:02 I’m sick. Did not think we’d be great but 2-10!?!? Ugh* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:46:53 This team gave up 38, 52, 49 in their last 3 games. One of those was against Wake Forest* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:46:31 It is analytically one of the worst defenses in CFB - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:50:51 OL might have been celebrating a night early* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:48:10 This is really rough* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:45:22 Houser sucks, respectfully* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:45:02 This is a Pod Person * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:51:23 gotta get rid of that * - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:45:26 Just throw every play* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:42:17 Houser might be shaving points* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:41:17 Some major WTF throws today* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:41:09 I think everyone was open there. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:40:57 Man houser is nowhere close today* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 17:40:55 Yeah, saw that one as it happened * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:39:56 Who and what is a Ty Robinson* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:39:32 He caught the Hail Mary TD* - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:39:52 Missed that entire half * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:40:36 Of course. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:39:20 Personal foul?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:38:29 Targeting?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:38:11 How do you get tackled there? Jesus Christ* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:36:47 Sometimes you just need to go air raid* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:35:59 Can we trade our scoreboard for a real D?* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:35:07 Banned. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:37:07 1943 defense looks familiar* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:31:45 Lulz. * - harb October 3, 2026, 17:32:48 I'm at the game. Crowd showed up, team has not* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:30:25 "You know what NFL stands for, don't you? NOT FOR LONG." - osklister October 3, 2026, 18:00:24 correct.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 17:33:02 embarrassing performance today. pathetic in every way* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:28:40 I’m going to need an explanation why we didn’t kick the field goal* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 3, 2026, 17:28:31 Assume Bret told Barry he had 2 plays - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:36:56 Jordan Anderson is not a running back, we already know yhis* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:28:03 How the hell is that the decision? * - illini October 3, 2026, 17:27:32 Must be because he doesn’t trust the kicker there. No other reason* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:28:08 We also haven’t kept Purdue from scoring yet in this game. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:30:29 Exactly this, run isn't working and Anderson ain't it* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:35:19 Nwtfitwtf* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:27:26 So I’ll say it. This is unacceptable in Year 6 of Bielema. Total dogshit product.* - voiceofreason October 3, 2026, 17:26:45 The completely inability to recruit OR develop the OL and DL is just baffling and inexcusable. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:28:31 agreed.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 17:33:44 wtf * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:26:21 Kick the fucking field goal oh my god. Horrible.* - Toonces October 3, 2026, 17:26:04 Unwatchable football* - Chilango October 3, 2026, 17:25:55 How do you not cut it to a one score game when you have the opportunity. Panic I guess * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:25:47 Worst performance since Kansas 2023* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:25:38 This would be program-altering * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:26:39 This is the kind of loss that starts a death spiral - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:29:54 Death spiral has begun. 2-10 season and no way out. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:28:06 Purdue has lost 19 straight conference games* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:25:57 Not important to get within one score, apparently* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 17:25:38 looks like it's suicide again for ol' Moe - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:25:18 Just the definition of a meaningless yards offense - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:25:13 This game is depressing. * - harb October 3, 2026, 17:25:11 we’re so fucked* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:25:05 WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:24:58 What are we doing?* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 17:24:52 3 runs* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 17:24:38 Lunney is a genius until he overthinks shit. * - harb October 3, 2026, 17:25:52 ugh* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:24:22 what the fuck play call was that* - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:24:18 The defense is obviously bad, but this should be a good enough performance for today - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:13:41 It’s the slow death of flowers from alger on. reverting back to our mean. hope for next year* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 17:11:53 I hope i’m wrong* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 17:12:50 Anyone got an extra $40 million to fix this?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:11:29 Too late to return the scoreboard to Best Buy?* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:46:48 Just bleeding to death* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:10:47 It’s a talent problem first, but the defensive coaching also stinks - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 17:10:42 But also, we’ve scored 7 points* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 17:27:31 Swarming their run game and they still get positive yards every time* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:13:06 I know I keep harping on it but plenty of coaches do more with less * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:11:31 Yes - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 17:15:40 See we kept the Aaron Henry third down package* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:09:03 Unreal* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:08:43 I’m going to be honest I’m not sure why we weren’t flagged for a late hit there * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:07:55 Contact started while the runner was well in bounds - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 17:08:47 Started the tackle in bounds. It was fine. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:08:14 Massive 3D-* - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:07:42 Sorry best we can do is a 3 man rush * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:08:36 and poop. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:07:56 Wtf was the de doing on that play, he ran out of the hole* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:06:41 Had like three guys in position—all missed the play - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:07:30 Good thing we played the field position game* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:06:34 I’m going to attempt to manifest a pick 6 here * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:02:40 You need to me in the same zip code as the WR in order to get one of those* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:07:08 I guess we’ve chosen “die” * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:00:51 Abysmal* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 17:00:46 This really makes me question OSU’s DL* - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:58:41 I think our entire offense got hammered last night * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:01:01 It’s the only rational explanation * - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:03:52 I’ll take it* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 16:58:01 This team is ass* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 16:57:32 Any of YOU LOSERS affected by the YouTubeTV outage? - Jackie October 3, 2026, 16:52:22 Buffering slightly occasionally but that’s all * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:00:01 Somehow no* - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:57:44 Yep******** - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 16:56:06 Mine went out for a bit when we punted in the 2nd Q - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 16:53:36 Can't do this to the home crowd. Just can't. - osklister October 3, 2026, 16:48:38 Bret doesn’t have an update on Valentine’s injury but “I know it’s significant“ * - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 16:36:16 Need to be clear eyed about his future. Making a lot of money for not much production* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 16:39:14 Ugh* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 16:37:33 Can’t believe Purdue let us run out the clock like that* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:29:51 Cant believe Barry Lunney couldn’t get a timeout there.* - voiceofreason October 3, 2026, 16:32:25 Should have asked Luther Powell Jr. - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 16:42:10 LOL!* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 16:39:54 Purdue coach was five yards on the field lol* - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:29:27 amazing how they rarely throw flags on coaches.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 16:37:47 Why does Houser keep overthrowing people * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 16:23:57 Houser gonna get picked if he keeps missing like this* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:23:35 Houser is off today * - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:23:08 He’s got company* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 16:23:48 Who’s the freshman rb that looked good a couple weeks ago? - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 16:22:25 Barnett * - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:22:57 I’ll take it* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 16:21:18 JFC our offense looks like they've never played before - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 16:19:55 Need to put up 10 or more before their next real offensive possession.* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:16:04 I feel a rally coming on* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 16:16:04 Just throw Morris all day* - Chilango October 3, 2026, 16:15:45 This is pathetic* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 16:15:30 Double Dip or Die time * - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:15:28 Browne doing whatever he wants* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 16:15:22 Yeah. We suck.* - WhitmansFolly October 3, 2026, 16:15:01 HOW* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:13:22 *Kristen Bell laugh/cry gif* * - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:13:14 They score here and it’s over* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 16:13:04 Well that's not so good - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 16:05:51 Suck my white ass, ball. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:05:44 I hate it here* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:05:44 Very sad to be jealous of Purdue’s defense* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 16:05:38 Well it could be a lot worse, good stand. Just let Houser sling the ball around please. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:01:31 Mostly pass-run, actually * - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:02:52 Purdue is taking away Dixon - Blazer October 3, 2026, 16:02:20 Nice pbu juice * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:59:43 More defensive confusion. Daniel Brown not knowing where to line up* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:59:03 What a gift that was. Can we take advantage?* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:57:49 lol poor tackling pays off * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:57:24 it's just a really bad defense* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 15:57:21 Just physically they look FCS out there. itty bitty. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:59:00 yup. small and not particularly fast - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 16:01:21 This may get ugly. The defense is just a travesty. I miss jay ramshaw. * - uofi1998 October 3, 2026, 15:56:56 I need to look through my closet and see if I can find my abyss* - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:56:42 No need - the abyss always finds you * - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:58:05 Defense didn’t know the call* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:56:40 Lol* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 15:56:32 That was a lock after the botched Dixon run * - illini October 3, 2026, 15:54:15 Here comes the drive where Ryan Browne starts killing us with his legs* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:54:13 Woof* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 15:54:11 Pathetic.* - voiceofreason October 3, 2026, 15:53:50 Sigh* - Mrap24 October 3, 2026, 15:53:47 Oh it’s going to be one of those kind of games huh * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 15:53:46 Seasons. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:54:50 Jesus* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 15:53:38 Hello darkness my old friend * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:53:31 HFS* - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:53:21 Injury timeout, end of quarter, FG, kickoff - commercialpalooza * - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:52:30 Oh* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:53:23 What a clever play call on 2nd down. See how smart Lunney is* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 15:51:00 It worked 3 plays ago....* - illini222 October 3, 2026, 15:52:35 Why not run it every down* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 15:54:12 Officially concerned with our red zone offense * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 15:50:14 Two equally matched teams - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:50:10 Just two bad teams playing football* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:50:01 Not many possessions in this game at this rate. Need to be efficient.* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:46:31 Woof* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 15:50:27 Double yuck. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:50:03 Ok Barry. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:44:54 K a lil off on the deep ball so far* - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:42:43 Ah fuck, dammit Valentine* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 15:42:07 Was that valentine on the ground?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:40:05 Hopefully nothing serious. * - harb October 3, 2026, 15:40:53 he can't put weight on his leg* - Poldark October 3, 2026, 15:40:47 cart coming out now.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 15:44:52 Fuuuuuucccckkkk* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 15:46:27 Sucks* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 15:47:42 Yes* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:40:18 Yeah. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:40:17 thank you katin* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 15:39:31 Ok time for a heavy dose of competence * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:35:12 Come on BTN. No one is watching this game, we don’t need commercial-touchback-commercial* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:33:56 How profoundly disappointing has Joe Barna been since his freshman year?* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:30:21 Any opponent drive that doesn’t result in a TD is a win at this point* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:29:46 For sure* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:30:07 The good news is that Hauck’s departure hasn’t noticeably impacted our defense - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:28:33 If Purdue is going to run at will all day, we’ll just have to out score them - Blazer October 3, 2026, 15:27:48 This defense is something* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 15:25:58 Hold em to field goals and under 30. Let’s go. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:28:46 Hot garbage* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:26:56 At least it's not missed tackles because we aren't close enough to misd* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 15:26:43 lol thank you Purdue QB for throwing and not running* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 15:23:09 Daniel Brown the only guy not Velcro’d to a block* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:23:03 Mind-boggling bad angle taken by Kreutz on that long stretch run* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:21:50 Yep* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 15:22:31 Feme Adababeijiboi* - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:18:55 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 15:21:08 Cooper named DC - ATL October 3, 2026, 15:16:20 Hopefully it's a late arriving crowd. Stands look quite thin during the MI pregame show - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 15:11:59 Wish I was down there. Damn youth soccer* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 14:10:01 What club do they play for?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 14:14:30 1 ar Mirage and 1 at HS Varsity* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 14:21:56 View all; Collapse ^ This is my first round of hiring and interviewing with this gen of AI and boy is it a problem - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 5, 2026, 09:20:04 View all; 23 responses; memyselfandillini October 5, 2026, 15:33:51 ⇥ Are any of you seeing, or using AI to winnow applications? - memyselfandillini October 5, 2026, 15:33:51 "Did somebody say 'boy'?" -- Dennis Hastert's Ghost - doubledown October 5, 2026, 11:31:58 timely topic. i was on an interview this morning and the candidate withdrew 10 min into it - lcubed October 5, 2026, 10:11:15 I dream of being able to do that - Sounder October 5, 2026, 10:39:18 AI is one thing, but straight up lying about having certifications is another. - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 09:30:40 one really bad habit with AI is people not checking its work. see: all those stories about lawyers* - torinese October 5, 2026, 09:34:30 Heh...speaking about that, I asked Perplexity a question about the copyright on Winnie the Pooh - ATL October 5, 2026, 10:09:55 Did your follow-up question the correctness of the first answer? - doubledown October 5, 2026, 10:57:15 The follow up question was: “why is tigger’s copyright not expired” so it was a request for a reason - ATL October 5, 2026, 11:29:19 Yeah, it likely called a tool that engaged a more capable model, or did a search. It corrected - doubledown October 5, 2026, 11:34:50 Yeah, I had this problem when I was applying to jobs last year - DT October 5, 2026, 10:02:35 Yes indeed. You know when you are reading it too.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 09:37:18 what i don't understand is how these people are getting to speak with you in the first place. - torinese October 5, 2026, 09:28:56 Is ISDH selecting the candidates or is HR using AI to give him a list?* - RVA October 5, 2026, 09:35:17 Yeah I am not selecting these candidates myself - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 5, 2026, 10:03:34 I think torinese is saying that HR isn't doing its job - ATL October 5, 2026, 10:17:12 We're getting 500+ applicants for each role - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 5, 2026, 10:25:26 Write your own filtering agent. It won't be perfect, but you can make a better bloom filter - illinibone October 5, 2026, 12:14:51 You're right to push back on that. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 09:30:05 We are doomed as a society* - Sounder October 5, 2026, 09:26:06 Like, they're reading answers off their screen? * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 09:23:05 Correct* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 5, 2026, 10:01:33 Why should this surprise anyone, this is what we are teaching people to do* - Sounder October 5, 2026, 09:28:14 View all; Collapse ^ Here come the migrant caravans - Is this the politics thread? Week of 9/28 ... - doubledown September 28, 2026, 19:30:51 View all; 465 responses; Sammich October 5, 2026, 14:03:11 ⇥ did i just see a commercial for trump, basically, that was paid for by the US Government? jesus fuk* - cpsteine October 4, 2026, 14:02:35 I saw it during the Bears game yesterday. Along with commercials for the texas senate race. - Waka October 5, 2026, 12:09:26 Becuase it’s cheaper to advertise nationally on the NFL package than target markets in Texas* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 5, 2026, 12:18:55 Unfortunately, I do understand the strategy there - RVA October 5, 2026, 12:16:27 I don't really watch TV, but my parents were complaining about this yesterday. Ungh.* - illinibone October 5, 2026, 11:39:23 Using communism to stop communism* - Sammich October 4, 2026, 14:03:53 Noted heartthrob Scott Bessent just can’t keep the women away from him - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:39:35 solved the mystery - Gene Parmesan October 5, 2026, 13:03:52 That's enough to make anyone forget that he's an alien in a Will Ferrell suit* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 14:03:11 That just proves Trump didn't read Stephanie Winston Wolkoff's book. - complainant October 4, 2026, 14:35:22 Pretty sure no proof is needed that Trump doesn’t read* - DocWalk20 October 4, 2026, 15:14:52 Lab leak is back! - complainant October 3, 2026, 20:56:45 *cancels trip to Siberia** - ATL October 4, 2026, 08:33:31 "actual rivers of shit" bather RFK would probably limit the availability of antibiotics. - complainant October 4, 2026, 14:47:47 Nothing good comes from Russia is an undefeated axiom.* - ATL October 4, 2026, 15:05:20 You have never been to Vladivostok. - tvillini October 4, 2026, 16:37:24 Has the axiom?* - complainant October 4, 2026, 19:52:46 Baby, can you dig your man? * - doubledown October 4, 2026, 08:20:59 He's a righteous man* - Wotcher October 4, 2026, 17:03:20 Important discussion of modern childrearing from the Tim Heidecker Podcast - complainant October 3, 2026, 19:28:57 I was certain that this was a parody, but not certain enough that I didn't double check. * - doubledown October 3, 2026, 20:08:17 Not The Onion - Howard Nutlick whistleblower found dead - complainant October 3, 2026, 20:19:40 Nutlick has been laundering money for Iran? - complainant October 4, 2026, 19:18:59 I don’t think Bob “Happy Endings” Kraft is going to let Zach Bryan back - ATL October 3, 2026, 07:26:51 GOP pulls money from NC senate race. Can Dems actually win senate? - MC October 2, 2026, 14:36:05 I heard a speculation that the orange turd - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 18:22:18 I think JD wants to serve more than 2 years. - SurfTheBoneyard October 4, 2026, 19:28:11 There is a greater chance he wins a gold medal in the 100m in 2028* - DT October 2, 2026, 18:54:56 Notice you didn't say golf there, because he'd be a lock, 43 time club champion* - illini222 October 3, 2026, 10:31:15 The networks begged him to never turn pro. Nobody would watch tournaments when they knew he’d win* - DT October 3, 2026, 10:33:42 I’d bet they pick up 6 - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 18:21:13 flip NC, ME, OH and AK get's you to 51. Throw in Texas and it's 52... - shua October 2, 2026, 14:53:26 Are you accounting for Fetterman becoming an R? * - illini October 2, 2026, 15:05:53 If both houses flip, he may find it necessary to get in line... - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 15:32:15 I was just about to write the same reply. Although in the case of Fetterman - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:38:34 The article about him recently indicated all he cares about is doing hits on Fox News. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:42:13 I'd arrived at that conclusion all by myself. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:47:44 I can't wait to get rid of this pile of shit in 2028. However, there will always be someone - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:11:21 no, that's why getting Texas is so important in addition to the other 4* - shua October 2, 2026, 15:08:23 The Iowa D candidate is extremely likable and personable. The R candidate is not.* - Stu October 2, 2026, 15:01:58 lol. - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 07:16:44 Trump is going to give Florida to the Dems. Nixon and Jolly, lfg.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 14:52:50 wut?* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 07:21:23 Have we talked about Byron Donalds being a lifelong con man? - ATL October 2, 2026, 14:59:15 I think victory hinges on him being able to convince the aging boomer morons in the state that - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:16:05 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool evangelicals 15 times, they'll still vote for you. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:24:04 For sure, Beefy Byron still has the inside track for now.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:28:41 I think the white candidates will win. It helps that Jolly is a conservative, former Republican. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:44:25 I think Nixon being a socialist is why she is making this competitive. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:48:41 There’s a common thread among successful Democratic candidates: a willingness to fight against trump - ATL October 2, 2026, 16:34:17 Well, who knows. Maybe that'll help the Cuban-American community get over its hostility to socialism - complainant October 2, 2026, 20:01:20 100p.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 16:57:41 63% Kalshi* - Stu October 2, 2026, 14:52:39 This is the wholesome NYC politics post you didn't think you needed - ATL October 2, 2026, 14:18:20 I don't want to dig too deep on this, but I can't help but like Sliwa.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 14:53:43 I cannot see Silwa and not think of the SNL skit* - MC October 2, 2026, 14:34:45 Cuomo probably couldn't attend because he doesn't live there.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 14:25:21 Retatrutide phase 3 results in. A total monster of a drug - gvibes October 2, 2026, 13:19:18 you know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please* - assassin October 2, 2026, 13:36:38 "give me the keys you fucking cocksucker, what the fuuuuck..."* - torinese October 2, 2026, 16:16:03 The next ozempic/mounjaro* - gvibes October 2, 2026, 16:03:09 Kid Rock pivots to Religious Right Grift. - KingTalkyTiki October 2, 2026, 13:17:30 "Jesus is King" from the guy who sang "You Never Met a MF Quite Like Me..." - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 14:21:55 Kid Rock looks 70. * - doubledown October 2, 2026, 13:49:33 He's the same age as me (55) - KingTalkyTiki October 2, 2026, 13:53:21 I ran into him in a waiting room at a blood lab once - Stu October 2, 2026, 14:15:11 totally normal for an election board to ask georgia doj to investigate - Nobster October 2, 2026, 10:31:07 When you want to be governor but are also horny - OB25 October 2, 2026, 10:24:59 Looks like mail in ballot voter fraud* - opey8 October 2, 2026, 10:36:48 Yep * - ATL October 2, 2026, 11:04:50 STEVE for HILTON GOVERNOR* - Sammich October 2, 2026, 10:27:02 STEVE HILT! * - ghost_of_clt October 2, 2026, 11:20:55 "that's hot."* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 10:28:35 No Beardos - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:25:58 No Wierdos - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:26:49 I wonder how long it takes him to make his hair look like that. - doubledown October 2, 2026, 09:28:18 Educate yourself: Ask AI why Alex Karp has weird hair.* - Stu October 2, 2026, 09:36:27 No Fatties - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:28:08 Disgusting, nipples protruding, etc* - Herman Blume October 2, 2026, 10:04:23 (sorry ATL) - Tortillini October 2, 2026, 08:38:51 ridiculous. Obviously it’s the Pakis* - memyselfandillini October 2, 2026, 11:01:33 many texas indians would have you believe that* - torinese October 2, 2026, 12:53:00 that's from a June 30 podcast - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 09:46:52 Nobody I know considers him anything but an extremist whackjob. * - doubledown October 2, 2026, 09:24:52 what a fucking world. maybe people that think like this should “remigrate” - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:54:33 Form the quotes I made it far enough to read, it sounds like the key is a passing complexion - DT October 2, 2026, 09:34:47 My first thought was becoming as stupid as native whites would solve things - DT October 2, 2026, 09:40:11 you should really zing these bozos on txitter* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 13:01:28 perhaps they believe that a properly assimilated immigrant literally turns white - Sammich October 2, 2026, 08:56:27 Big assumption that "assimilation" is the true end goal* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 2, 2026, 09:32:37 bonus, the skin bleach may double as a prophylactic against viruses * - Nobster October 2, 2026, 09:08:45 holy shit, Chris Rufo is now considered "respectable" and "moderate"?!* - VIV October 2, 2026, 08:52:33 He's affiliated with prestigious conservative think tanks and institutions - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:54:13 Ope* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10 Pardon* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10 Scusi* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10 woof* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 Blech* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 Jeebus…was trying to hit the back button to delete text* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 Almost there* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 Finally* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 I’ve received the imprimis from hillsdale - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:08 I was not aware that anyone anywhere thought of Chris Rufo as "respectable" or "moderate"* - Sammich October 2, 2026, 08:49:18 ooo - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:45:25 You’re a real, real problem ATL* - PapaDels October 2, 2026, 08:42:27 Another nominee for worst Illini of all time. But I think he's just an honorable mention. - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:14:02 Jobs Report: shitty - ATL October 2, 2026, 07:52:40 Yet today’s futures have increased since the announcement* - Mrap24 October 2, 2026, 08:42:46 cuts the likelihood of another rate hike* - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:45:55 Don't worry Trump is busy with an Executive Order to rename Canadian Bacon to... - shua October 2, 2026, 08:02:08 Freedom Ham!* - PapaDels October 2, 2026, 08:30:24 Sounds about right given how much worse Canadian bacon is compared to regular bacon.* - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:20:30 lol creeper glasses - ATL October 2, 2026, 05:55:28 Remind me to never try to sue someone anonymously in New York: - Chuck Woodaby October 2, 2026, 00:03:46 This is just a random website. Not the official court website* - ECEIllinois October 2, 2026, 12:29:33 It does say it got the info from NYSCEF, which is the official website, but - complainant October 2, 2026, 13:10:00 wtf. * - Nobster October 2, 2026, 07:47:54 Maybe the clerk of court was chi phi* - ATL October 2, 2026, 07:50:59 I just read that it was an administrative error or glitch…whew I was worried - Nobster October 2, 2026, 07:58:44 Jesus H MacGillicutty -* - assassin October 2, 2026, 00:37:36 DOJ finally found something worthwhile to spend your tax money on. - complainant October 1, 2026, 19:44:36 are these Stone's receipts? - Sammich October 1, 2026, 20:21:51 Next up: Nuremberg trials* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 19:53:55 Hear me out. We hold the trials at Mar a Lago, the Trebuchet of Divine Justice right there on the - doubledown October 1, 2026, 20:23:07 they should do it tranformers movie style* - torinese October 2, 2026, 07:40:27 ooo - ATL October 1, 2026, 19:47:25 ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:06:17 ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:06:55 ooo - timmer October 1, 2026, 20:24:29 Glorious infighting - complainant October 1, 2026, 17:12:48 Check out these rightoids trying to blow the midterms. Stone Pony!* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 17:20:36 Spoiler alert: the “receipts” is a Wendy’s sack full of fecal matter and Chinese takeout menus. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 17:17:09 Larry Nassar is trending on Twitter, because he was removed from Michigan's sex offender list - complainant October 1, 2026, 15:09:41 What should the Michigan Supreme Court have done with an ex post facto law? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 15:31:00 Relied on Smith v. Doe, 538 U.S. 84 (2003) - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:01:18 What about all the punitive measures that being on the registry entails? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 16:08:26 If registration is not punishment, your question is irrelevant. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:25:18 Thank you for illustrating for the class what "begging the question" means. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 16:36:20 No sweat. I'm here to help. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:57:01 Leftists control the Michigan Supreme Court and the Eaton County DA office? - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 15:21:57 Doug Lloyd criticized the move, so I don't know what you're getting at there. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:13:56 The vote was unanimous at 7-0. Seems pretty straightforward from a legal perspective. - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 16:22:10 And Saddam got 96% of the vote. But yes, procedurally speaking, once you've tied your own hands by - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:35:58 The GOP pushed this one to 100%. I can't imagine this will have any impact on midterms.* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 16:41:06 Not really. And certainly not from a political perspective. - complainant October 1, 2026, 17:03:18 Time interview further showing that he only wants the trappings of the job... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 14:29:00 ooo - Sammich October 1, 2026, 14:44:06 That's a great and brutal article* - UofIL6 October 1, 2026, 14:38:54 Who is going to this meme coin dinner? And why does trump look like newsome - Nobster October 1, 2026, 14:01:03 latest AP NORC poll has Trump at -38% approval rate, 69% dissapprove, 31% approve - IlliniRunner October 1, 2026, 13:27:26 He’s down to his base now, looks like it. * - MC October 1, 2026, 14:05:18 and hopefully without his name on the ballot, they aren't super motivated... - shua October 1, 2026, 14:13:10 So jettisoned most of the "Fucking Stupid" and now down mainly the "True Believers" like Osklister - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 14:08:02 Al.com has a story about a GOP-driven pole in the state that has Trump in deep trouble - ATL October 1, 2026, 13:43:37 If I had a dime for every news piece on farmers in the middle of the country getting screwed over by - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 13:58:23 It's the new Ohio diner piece* - ATL October 1, 2026, 14:25:55 Also reminds me of COVID when it seemed like a conservative radio host would die - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 14:31:50 I think you mean Sports Illustrated.* - complainant October 1, 2026, 13:53:58 Good friend went to a Rob Sand town hall yesterday - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 13:21:52 For you know we have Sand...Iowa?* - MojoJojo October 1, 2026, 14:02:44 Nm - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 13:21:51 TIL there is a Richard Nixon Foundation - ATL October 1, 2026, 12:38:26 For some reason I had thought Gorka was short, but he’s actually a galoot.* - DT October 1, 2026, 12:50:38 yup, saw him in person last week, and yes he’s got a bruce bochy size noggin* - LeatherneckIllini October 1, 2026, 13:35:10 I thought Jon Ossoff was short but met him a few weeks ago and he's a tall drink of water.* - ATL October 1, 2026, 13:04:15 I bet he's not as beautiful as Stu! * - Tuscy October 1, 2026, 13:35:31 Corruption in its purest form. Almost respect the brazenness - John Coctostan October 1, 2026, 12:08:04 Dinner for Schmucks. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 12:43:06 i have some bad news for this kid - assassin October 1, 2026, 12:37:54 That’s one expensive steak* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:59:42 But he *did* meet some interesting people. - complainant October 1, 2026, 14:03:18 I wish I had worse news for him* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 12:53:33 maybe he'll choke on his top sirloin* - assassin October 1, 2026, 12:59:37 You know the old saying about a fool and his crypto* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 12:49:09 quite the shitty photoshop job there - Gene Parmesan October 1, 2026, 12:18:50 Susan Collins has some sort of protective forcefield around her, doesn't she? - complainant October 1, 2026, 11:41:28 OOO - Stu October 1, 2026, 17:48:54 Maybe he should run as a republican - ATL October 1, 2026, 11:50:24 "Women wouldn't be abused by men if they were content with who they are and where god has them." - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:51:49 Eventually women will realize they have the power to stop this, right?* - Sounder October 1, 2026, 11:06:39 Plenty of white women are willing to carry water for the patriarchy - Jackie October 1, 2026, 11:43:11 All the frightened lil' Alphas in the mansophere, that crank each other... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 11:26:41 Verses rejected from Cleveland Rocks? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 11:42:14 I don't think that they do - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:11:02 They are currently more concerned with Byron Donald getting them their "grandparents rights".* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 11:10:58 yes, ladies. be more like Job! he got rewarded in the end, i'm sure you will, too!* - VIV October 1, 2026, 10:58:07 come on!* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:08:36 Republicans going after Ms. Rachel - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:17:41 kinda surprised it took this long* - torinese October 1, 2026, 11:12:27 wah wah wah - Sounder October 1, 2026, 11:07:54 This has been a thing for a long time with her, nothing new that they’re going after her* - OB25 October 1, 2026, 10:41:48 she's for kindness, sharing, and learning - VIV October 1, 2026, 10:45:25 Like they said… “controversial stances”* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:56:47 Top 10 finisher for AOTY 2025* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 10:37:05 ass of the year? is ms. rachel caked up?* - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:00:38 this made me remember Vida Guerra* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:09:27 America's Outstanding Top Yodeler? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:40:22 Anti-semite.* - Toonces October 1, 2026, 11:04:16 nm - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:06:19 Antisemitic Outstanding Top Yodeler?* - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:06:16 She's from Maine. Should have been the one to replace Platner.* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 10:23:42 I am Ms. Rachel. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:20:33 It's like going after Mr. Rogers. Good luck with that* - UofIL6 October 1, 2026, 10:20:00 If that isn't your "Are we the baddies?" moment, I can't imagine what is.* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:22:15 THIS will be the message that saves the mid-terms!* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:18:59 Florida is just Pawnee, IN writ large, isn't it? - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:13:16 Eric Schmitt, day three - complainant October 1, 2026, 10:08:29 ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:33:36 Smoking gun cartoon - complainant October 1, 2026, 13:44:20 Eric Schmitt, day three - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:21:06 Oh, man. Remember $3.399 gas? - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:32:11 And $3.799 diesel!* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:52:45 Those were the days! - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:51:39 it would be better if it was infront of a Buck-ee-s - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 10:23:36 gemini thinks i'm the best. and it's not delusion spiraling no matter what a woke MIT - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:39:26 Here is what AI thinks of my current health - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:00:37 Happy for you, or sorry that happened. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 09:04:41 It says I'm beautiful and incredible. It can't lie.* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:05:51 You may have left out a few key pieces of info. - Tuscy October 1, 2026, 09:13:36 I did! But I wanted to keep it positive, because I want it to tell me how beautiful I am* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:14:36 It told me I could use wood glue to fix a tree limb that was snapped by our last snow storm. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 09:11:23 Did it tell you to use C clamps and bracing? Because that would work.* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:51:59 Well, it is an option.* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 09:48:22 Oh, I did it. Figured it couldn't hurt. Filled it with glue and tied it up with straps. - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:18:17 No wonder Trump is so hard on AI - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:41:03 Do you think Trump's virtual assistant tries to make him a bit more humble?* - Sounder October 1, 2026, 08:55:17 did you see the article on the .si domain names. prior to trump's post - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:43:40 Yep. It's all a grift. * - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:45:30 rewriting history on america.gov - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:51:35 now it seems to have reverted back to earlier results. america.gov - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:56:30 Tennesse can't even execute someone properly - ATL October 1, 2026, 07:14:00 non zero chance the injection is less effective/diluted/some other reduction in quality/stadards - torinese October 1, 2026, 09:58:15 Did Tennessee prisons sell out to private equity?* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 12:42:35 Disgusting. End this barbaric shit* - Jackie October 1, 2026, 08:23:20 Can't. Unfortunately the party of small government thinks that same small government... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:08:42 The state seems to admit she probably had chronic mental illness due to sexual and physical - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:38:31 Hundo P* - Tortillini October 1, 2026, 08:37:13 Either bring back the firing squad or guillotine or do away with the death penalty altogether * - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 07:35:27 What if we just forced people to listen to Creed or Nickleback?* - ATL October 1, 2026, 07:39:50 Cruel and unusual * - DT October 1, 2026, 07:44:14 Dots - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 07:44:07 So she gets to go now, right? Sentence served? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 07:24:16 Now they challenge her to a game of horseshoes - Sounder October 1, 2026, 08:57:36 Based on what I've read about her, that might be the more cruel fate. - Sammich October 1, 2026, 08:17:14 Execution paused. - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:09:51 TACO!* - KCWildcat October 1, 2026, 08:34:48 Oh no! It appears that everyone's favorite American, Nick Adams, is actually just a grifter. - complainant September 30, 2026, 23:17:41 cm? - complainant September 30, 2026, 20:28:00 Just profoundly dumb people, part one million - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 20:02:43 That's how Trump pronounces it. Unita Shates.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 20:07:22 Riley Gaines lost again - ATL September 30, 2026, 18:26:01 her discovery of how fcked the healthcare system is has been a fun treat. * - VIV October 1, 2026, 09:39:56 Found out today that there are Helen Keller truthers - RVA September 30, 2026, 19:35:26 Hey, at least she only came in second this time. - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 19:00:12 Women coming first is super woke. - complainant September 30, 2026, 19:06:10 Autowarcom - MC September 30, 2026, 17:23:08 It's the most logical response to news of a months long Pentagon hacking - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:10:59 Was it Jared?* - ATL September 30, 2026, 18:16:11 I think so. They fired all the cybersecurity professionals, as I recall.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:26:43 With all this warfighting ability coming, now we just need to find more enemies - Stu September 30, 2026, 17:25:59 This sector of manufacturing is legitimately WAY up under Trump.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 17:41:12 Timmer wants you to know that South Park is about data centers tonight - Stu September 30, 2026, 17:17:56 South Park? - timmer September 30, 2026, 17:30:44 Trump: This new pipeline and LNG terminal are going bring prices down. When will it be done? - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:01:17 China can do it in five weeks - timmer September 30, 2026, 17:31:57 now now. the oil and gas guy said three years. Then Trump fell asleep again* - assassin September 30, 2026, 16:03:07 Oil and gas guy said 3 years for the pipeline but the terminal was 2 more years I think* - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:04:06 ope* - assassin September 30, 2026, 16:07:38 With apologies to smush, only the best and brightest! - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:51:28 Hegseth reminds me of Jan Michael Vincent. - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:01:32 Timely, as Prime is once again streaming Airwolf.* - Tortillini September 30, 2026, 19:29:13 lol second time I’ve seen you talking about Airwolf on Prime this week * - Jackie October 1, 2026, 08:14:54 It's important to me.* - Tortillini October 1, 2026, 09:53:17 This JANuary, it's time to Michael down your Vincents* - assassin September 30, 2026, 18:20:33 Dots - DT September 30, 2026, 16:59:17 Liberty? Lol* - Mrap24 September 30, 2026, 16:33:03 I would so love to know if he actually believes he's anything but the worst - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:36:23 I doubt that he’s introspective in any way* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 16:13:56 I don't think he cares what anyone else thinks beyond the sycophants.* - Warrin'_Illini September 30, 2026, 15:42:29 Pete doublin down on theocracy - assassin September 30, 2026, 15:28:29 not what extol means, Pete* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:33:25 ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 15:36:08 MSU? Pete must have seen Kamario sling the rock. - EffinIllini September 30, 2026, 15:17:50 Only Tuskegee (48%) and Hillsdale (20%) have admissions rates below 50% - ATL September 30, 2026, 15:24:14 Tuskegee?! We're letting the blacks into Warriorhood?* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:09:44 HBCUs have historically had very strong ROTC programs. Known a lot of guys from there - illiniranger September 30, 2026, 16:05:01 I believe this was a Hegseth comment, not an Army comment. - DT September 30, 2026, 16:53:06 They're fine in the infantry. But not in the leadership* - IlliniRunner September 30, 2026, 15:28:59 Wait till you see who all the leaders of the Army and USMC are * - illiniranger September 30, 2026, 15:59:36 Man who regularly wears makeup and lost a war to Iran talks about his new hiring policy - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:18:54 What an absolute fuck of a human being* - PapaDels September 30, 2026, 15:37:31 Like we didn't all see the videos of him trying to work out. Get back to your desk, tough guy. * - doubledown September 30, 2026, 15:11:42 Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Department of War* - timmer September 30, 2026, 15:02:33 No whammies, no slammies, no shandies, no bambis.* - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 14:44:45 no sportos, no motorheads, no geeks, no sluts, no bloods, no wastoids, no dweebies, no dickheads - IlliniSax05 September 30, 2026, 14:49:58 No one likes him. He's not a righteous dude* - DanSaint September 30, 2026, 14:52:35 These people are so goddamn stupid - RVA September 30, 2026, 14:37:55 Mike Tomlin’s YouTube series on his Minecraft city starts tonight!* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 14:14:19 I don't give a tihs about Minecraft but I'm actually interested in seeing this* - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:16:21 The Schmitt memes might need a thread of their own. They just keep coming. - complainant September 30, 2026, 12:43:31 Staffer identified - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:48:50 ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:12:40 Re: The Schmitt memes might need a thread of their own. They just keep coming. - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 16:11:18 Eric Schmitts the bed - ATL September 30, 2026, 13:39:17 If this goober was a democrat, his career would be over. * - doubledown September 30, 2026, 12:49:45 i'm old enough to remember when Howard Dean yelled funny and it ended his career* - VIV September 30, 2026, 13:22:26 Danes made a video to mock Trump on the Greenland deal - complainant September 30, 2026, 11:19:15 10/10, no notes* - PapaDels September 30, 2026, 15:40:03 From the same thread. This one made me "laugh out loud." - complainant September 30, 2026, 14:09:17 LMFCO * - Jackie September 30, 2026, 12:44:54 I give Trump credit for that. We, as a nation, have never been more mockable* - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 12:00:19 Teddy Roosevelt had a pretty good run.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 12:41:01 Drunk or just stupid? - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:47:44 Brain momentarily remembered that the truth is the opposite of what he was saying, - doubledown September 30, 2026, 10:52:25 Jesus Fucking Christ this guy was a U.S. Senator and is now a Cabinet member - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:53:32 Maybe having a college degree actually matters* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:55:31 Sure but there are also plenty of non-morons without college degrees - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:59:34 What's going on with Trump's legs here? - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:44:59 his center of gravity keeps getting higher - Sammich September 30, 2026, 11:01:25 Ken Paxton learning that everything Trump touches dies - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:30:23 Is a Democrat actually going to win Texas?* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:38:16 i'll believe it when i see it. it's still texas* - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:25:04 I'm Choosin' Texas* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 11:37:43 ok* - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:45:11 I can tell* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 11:45:41 expect the best, prepare for the worst* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 10:42:09 O'Rourke lost by 216,000 votes (2.6%) in 2018 - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:48:28 Where is Melania from again? - doubledown September 30, 2026, 07:49:43 there’s always a grift. * - VIV September 30, 2026, 08:03:14 Things no Israeli ever thought he’d say - ATL September 30, 2026, 05:19:50 I hate it when I’m on a flight and the pilots get into a bloody fistfight in the cockpit* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 07:49:34 Do you like movies about gladiators?* - DT September 30, 2026, 08:33:36 Oh...Scraps is a boy dog.* - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:14:27 I still can’t believe that all the republicans who reviewed Schmitt’s line of attack - ATL September 29, 2026, 18:07:19 another funny bit- the texts said Smith was in Sec 109, row 1. there is no Sec 109, row 1 in ATL - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:18:53 oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 10:45:17 I still don't really understand what conspiracy he was supposed to be unconvering* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 00:25:40 Yelling "conspiracy!" is more important than there being a conspiracy * - ghost_of_clt September 30, 2026, 08:22:58 Collaboration with Fani Willis. Why that would be bad? Maybe to a republican audience he shouldn’t - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:49:55 Is there an article that has the smoking gun texts? - DT September 29, 2026, 19:04:00 Fani Willis is the Fulton County DA that was putting a case together against… - shua September 29, 2026, 19:52:34 Right* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 00:31:53 References a game and a seat number. People found him in the Iowa telecast* - gvibes September 29, 2026, 19:41:50 Just profoundly dumb people up and down the party* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 21:35:22 Ooo. - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:54:57 oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 19:59:57 Re: oOo - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 21:43:16 ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:53:06 oh shit, i just realized this was not a duplicate share* - torinese September 30, 2026, 09:49:56 Ha!* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 07:51:09 That is fabulous.* - DT September 30, 2026, 05:33:52 He still went on the Charlie Kirk show after and they complimented him on his big gotcha moment. - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 18:57:07 I love that a lot of commentary is using a favorite word of mine: Beclowning.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 29, 2026, 18:23:13 You’re assuming they have even the slightest regard for truth* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 18:12:32 Or rudimentary critical thinking skills * - Jackie September 29, 2026, 19:26:15 I love that this was timed to coincide with an Axios story floating Schmitt as a potential Veep for - ATL September 29, 2026, 18:29:43 i hate how fucking stupid these people are. SUPER INTELLIGENCE - assassin September 29, 2026, 13:47:23 They misspelled "United States" - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 21:25:14 Laser focused on real issues real americans care about* - Sounder September 29, 2026, 16:01:24 Press F to thank the Representative for helping pass a resolution condemning socialism - RVA September 29, 2026, 17:59:20 how long until he realizes that SI spells a SPANISH WORD and changes it again?* - Gene Parmesan September 29, 2026, 15:56:02 Worst. Swimsuit issue. Ever.* - DT September 29, 2026, 17:47:06 Grok just skips the swimsuits altogether (or so I’m told)* - DocWalk20 September 29, 2026, 18:01:18 AmerIntelligence* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:05:39 Trump for self-policing of AI. Boy, what could possibly go wrong?* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 15:24:02 He's for AI companies continuing to spend money to mask that we're balls deep in a recession - doubledown September 29, 2026, 15:25:44 and in return, the solar panels that will cover every inch of what's left of the USA - Sammich September 29, 2026, 15:27:10 But made in China * - larue33 September 29, 2026, 15:54:28 naturally* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:04:58 No one has had the backbone to explain what asylum means to him, or that everyone says groceries… - OB25 September 29, 2026, 14:37:31 a-ford-a-billa-teeeeeeeee* - VIV September 29, 2026, 15:21:33 milk man, the paper boy, evening TV* - Gene Parmesan September 29, 2026, 16:06:24 What document? He has no control over what companies or individuals use to characterize - voiceofreason September 29, 2026, 14:32:26 I'm sure it's in governmental documentation, right? - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 14:35:07 That's what the bill should be called. The "fix shit dummy broke that didn't need fixin'" bill.* - Phytynlini September 29, 2026, 16:06:09 FSDBTDNF just rolls off the tongue. Otherwise I like it though.* - DocWalk20 September 29, 2026, 18:02:47 You might think that, but he took vengeance against organizations that didn't follow his Gulf EO* - Stu September 29, 2026, 14:57:28 it's not artificial?* - VIV September 29, 2026, 14:03:07 It's not even really intelligence.* - Stu September 29, 2026, 14:18:03 Many machine learning systems exhibit the properties of what experts refer to as intelligence, - doubledown September 29, 2026, 14:59:52 I know that you are really into gotchas, but if you ask AI if it is intelligent, it says no. So...* - Stu September 29, 2026, 15:13:32 I just asked Opus 5.5. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 15:19:31 I think one part of that is clearly wrong. - larue33 September 29, 2026, 15:57:54 If I could read the entire contents of the Internet in 20 milliseconds, I think I would probably be - complainant September 29, 2026, 14:33:59 he thinks people call it "artificial" because they don't believe it "works" - Sammich September 29, 2026, 14:04:36 ooo - ATL September 29, 2026, 14:01:52 of course they'd have a problem with the apt word, and not the other one* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 13:58:21 and it appears that his problem is his own misunderstanding of the word - Sammich September 29, 2026, 14:01:44 The attempt to rename it to "super intelligence" is dumb. But his lizard brain reaction - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 15:13:38 MAIHA* - ATL September 29, 2026, 14:15:22 and in a weird coincidence, one of Trump's kids has trademarked "Super Intelligence"* - shua September 29, 2026, 13:56:32 I hate that I don't know whether this is a joke. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:58:44 For being supposedly powerful people, they all turn into sheep around the mob boss* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 13:55:13 On every measurable dimension, he's the stupidest man alive. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:53:36 Sen Eric Schmitt (R) is not a ball knower. Amy Klobuchar (D) is a ball knower. - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:49:13 I don't know how he does it, but this is perfect - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 15:53:50 my guess is either crowdsourcing or SI* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:06:43 I went to that Terps game. Absolute pandemonium. - memyselfandillini September 29, 2026, 14:58:02 the "protect women's sports" party never considered he might go to a women's b-ball game - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 14:48:03 Doubling down on an easily disprovable lie.... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 15:17:02 in a functioning society, somebody from a major news outlet would ask him about this daily - Sammich September 29, 2026, 15:09:00 He should be forced to resign immediately* - Mrap24 September 29, 2026, 14:45:07 Katie Britt doing a literal... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 14:43:21 biclops - complainant September 29, 2026, 18:27:15 Cf. - complainant September 29, 2026, 18:37:23 It's going to be a while before the Internet is finished with Katie Britt on this one. - complainant September 29, 2026, 21:04:46 And again ... - complainant September 29, 2026, 22:49:39 LOL - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 00:18:30 The way they flashed up the poster board and then tried to hide it - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 13:37:55 loved how Klobuchar called him out on that as a former prosecutor* - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 14:54:50 The "here in Minnesota we have the gophers" dig was *chef's kiss* * - Blazer September 30, 2026, 17:53:57 ooo - RVA September 29, 2026, 14:04:51 I love that Sen. Leghorn (R-La.) then basically grabbed it from the aide and held it up.* - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 13:57:51 Kennedy is a shitbag, but I think he has at least a molecule of integrity - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 14:14:55 Worked for Thelma and Louise.* - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:59:47 "let's just agree that you were in Atlanta on that date and move on"... - shua September 29, 2026, 13:55:35 Even a Missourian would know the difference between a Hawk and a Hawkeye. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 12:50:38 Hey I went to Truman State (then known as NE Mo State) for a year - Jersey September 29, 2026, 16:54:14 I'd expect nothing more from a DeSmet graduate. * - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 13:40:28 Looking at his Wikipedia page, I'm not sure today's entry makes his top 5 clown shows. - complainant September 29, 2026, 13:53:04 that's how he was able to barrel through today's clowning - Sammich September 29, 2026, 13:59:01 This might be the perfect encapsulation of the current Republican party - reggiedunlop September 29, 2026, 12:16:49 the official right wing memo went out before the gotcha blew up in schmitt's face - VIV September 29, 2026, 13:04:56 Only you can make yourself feel shame. Remember that.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 13:26:46 I have to it to give them - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 13:12:23 They mask the shame by cheating on their spouses. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:27:09 Stick to the lie, even when it's been easily debunked. It's the GOP way.* - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 12:55:41 That particular defamation is *not* covered by the Speech & Debate Clause. - complainant September 29, 2026, 12:20:01 Grassley having the gavel here is the cherry on top - CanHartlebHireSnider September 29, 2026, 12:01:23 Still the GOAT of politician social media - CanHartlebHireSnider September 29, 2026, 12:04:43 Too bad there aren't any other teams called "Tigers." - complainant September 29, 2026, 11:46:55 LOL, wow, that was awkward. What a complete idiot* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 10:54:54 I love how he knows he's cooked and he's shown his ass... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 11:35:19 This poster board shows definitive proof that you have just perjured yourself - RVA September 29, 2026, 12:09:48 [RECLAIMING MY TIME!!!11!!1!!!]* - lcubed September 29, 2026, 11:40:13 The gentleman from Missouri may reclaim his time. It might make up for his loss of dignity.* - ATL September 29, 2026, 12:57:34 I think we should eliminate the speech and debate clause* - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:55:55 I've been getting a kick out of the Republican election signage in my area - RVA September 29, 2026, 10:21:22 Hegseth confirms that the NSA will allow foreign actors to try to hack election infrastructure. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 10:19:25 Sherrod Brown's media team can read the room and understands the assignment. - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:09:03 I have to admit, I did not see a migrant caravan this time around - Sounder September 29, 2026, 09:45:48 They’re playing the hits* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 10:19:53 now we need a Laken Riley mention, though it seems frat boys... - shua September 29, 2026, 11:54:49 ooo - ATL September 29, 2026, 13:15:48 This administration has been living in a perpetual state of consequence-free hypocrisy - Sammich September 29, 2026, 10:06:47 The campaign logic here is super simple though - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 29, 2026, 10:04:26 It's migrant caravan and men in women's sports season.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 09:50:32 trans migrant communists are coming to mutilate your children. * - VIV September 29, 2026, 09:57:40 Of all the dumb shit that MAGA seem to actually believe - Sounder September 29, 2026, 10:03:40 while the kids are at school* - lcubed September 29, 2026, 10:03:12 and using litter boxes in the classrooms - IlliniSax05 September 29, 2026, 10:10:08 and eat your pets* - torinese September 29, 2026, 10:02:54 and turn you muslim* - VIV September 29, 2026, 10:23:26 I hope there is a special place in Hell for JD for keeping that one going* - Sounder September 29, 2026, 10:04:06 there is a special place in Hell for the people who believed it - Sammich September 29, 2026, 10:08:10 Do you know how many trans athletes are in the NCAA? - Sounder September 29, 2026, 09:52:30 The Michigan Muslim is hilarious - gvibes September 29, 2026, 00:27:00 That's pretty good and great framing* - reggiedunlop September 29, 2026, 11:49:09 US taxpayers will finance an Indian company to mill Minnesotan iron ore in Iowa. - complainant September 28, 2026, 19:59:30 Oh, and Trump fell asleep while announcing it. - complainant September 28, 2026, 21:44:40 James Fallows: "it 100% isn't going to happen." - complainant September 29, 2026, 00:12:01 in fucking Keokuk or Ft. Madison too - ijustkrushalot September 29, 2026, 09:56:53 So will someone from the Army Corps tell him those ships won't fit in the locks?* - illini222 September 30, 2026, 18:41:39 Amazing how they always come in droves around October of an election year* - UofIL6 September 28, 2026, 19:32:47 the irresistible draw of Real Football. If only we’d lower the Sunday Ticket tarriff* - memyselfandillini September 29, 2026, 06:43:20 View all; Collapse ^ Are the olds who shop Costco during Executive hour extra aggressive, or - doubledown October 4, 2026, 11:37:00 View all; 42 responses; Waka October 5, 2026, 12:06:41 ⇥ Just the chaos of the parking lot (which spills onto the surrounding roads)... - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 11:48:59 I’ve never been to that one. The Niles CostCo is so bad that I’m tempted to give it a shot. - Waka October 5, 2026, 12:06:41 I feel like the war outside my door at work is so chaotic… - haighter October 5, 2026, 09:45:09 Like rammed you as in hit your body? Or your cart? Either way, a your Costco thing. - Carl Spackler October 5, 2026, 08:29:03 must've been an immigrant* - Sounder October 5, 2026, 09:30:03 I didn't have a cart. Just rammed right into the back of my leg. - doubledown October 5, 2026, 08:48:17 I would think your massive thighs would absorb the blow* - Stu October 5, 2026, 08:54:40 I didn't say I was injured. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 09:05:21 I didn't say you were either - Stu October 5, 2026, 10:17:55 Did you help him put the stuff back into a cart after it fell out of the one he shattered on your - ATL October 5, 2026, 09:19:50 Costco's carts are pretty robust, so it miraculously survived relatively undamaged. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 09:21:26 i tend to go to costco's with lots of immigrants, so line aggressiveness is sort of a given* - torinese October 5, 2026, 07:08:39 where do you live now? I was in skokie on sat. had a nice visit with aunties - Nobster October 5, 2026, 07:31:16 suburban boston* - torinese October 5, 2026, 07:33:52 I have learned to steer clear of Indian/Pakistani women in Costco wearing headscarves and scowls * - Stu October 5, 2026, 08:46:32 nice…got some friends in newton. I like driving there in the fall…was head of the charles - Nobster October 5, 2026, 07:40:13 oct 16-18, i think. fall colors here early, apparently, so we likely won't be able to do any special - torinese October 5, 2026, 08:05:48 Haven’t gone there in years. Instacart it once a month. Will never burn 2+ hours on it again* - cpsteine October 4, 2026, 22:13:25 jeebus, what are you getting that takes 2+ hours?* - torinese October 5, 2026, 07:09:10 serio. But I bet it’s the total trip time.* - Nobster October 5, 2026, 07:32:17 I assume you were at the Lone Tree / Park Meadows Costco. I avoid that one at pretty much all costs. - DocWalk20 October 4, 2026, 21:51:09 Yes, that's the one. The trick to winning the parking lot is to swing around back - doubledown October 5, 2026, 07:38:38 I went to a woodmans for the first time today - biclops October 4, 2026, 21:03:39 They have an awesome gluten free section too. Kinda surprising to see in Kenosha, WI. (nm) - Waka October 5, 2026, 11:41:48 I live about 1.5 miles from one - MojoJojo October 5, 2026, 09:20:09 We need ibdoc to do a review when he moves to Rockford. it’s an experience* - Nobster October 5, 2026, 07:34:03 My parents love the Rockford Woodmans. - EffinIllini October 5, 2026, 11:58:39 It’s pretty great. Did you go down the cheese aisle as well?* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 21:23:33 more like cheese isle* - biclops October 5, 2026, 07:48:05 I'll never forgive them for their selection of cheese curds - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 21:28:56 As seen on The Today Show - complainant October 4, 2026, 21:18:49 "On Oct. 12, Twitter user @MikeBradleyMKE, whose real name is Michael Bradley"...top notch reporting - torinese October 5, 2026, 07:10:17 at least at ours, that entire meat, produce, and bakery section is a free for all - lcubed October 4, 2026, 20:57:25 The cart ramming is just nuts* - PapaDels October 4, 2026, 17:34:24 you were correct. I often shop where others come from countries that drive on the other side - bbonb October 4, 2026, 17:23:19 Also why are they using regular sized carts and not carts three times the normal size - ATL October 4, 2026, 18:36:23 ooo - timmer October 4, 2026, 12:44:51 You shop with lunatics * - ATL October 4, 2026, 11:37:42 The premise of Costco invites lunacy. - complainant October 4, 2026, 12:28:55 He lives in Lauren boebert’s old district. Lunatics.* - ATL October 4, 2026, 21:10:32 It's actually her current district. - doubledown October 5, 2026, 07:42:25 The premise of Costco in Lauren Boebert’s old district invites sidearmed lunacy.* - complainant October 4, 2026, 22:41:15 View all; Collapse ^ Lulz - ATL October 4, 2026, 19:02:55 View all; 2 responses; doubledown October 5, 2026, 08:10:49 ⇥ do they do christmas at a different time of year?* - torinese October 5, 2026, 08:06:59 Every day is Christmas for that deviant. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 08:10:49 View all; Collapse ^ 1934-2, q7 - complainant October 4, 2026, 23:59:59 View all; 3 responses; Tuscy October 5, 2026, 07:46:02 ⇥ 4 - Tuscy October 5, 2026, 07:46:02 3, q7 - larue33 October 5, 2026, 04:35:49 4 - Illiniphil October 5, 2026, 02:58:57 View all; Collapse ^ War on Drugs ACL set from earlier tonight just started on Hulu channel 2 - JeffFrank October 4, 2026, 22:09:02 View all; 1 response; JeffFrank October 5, 2026, 06:31:18 ⇥ ooo - JeffFrank October 5, 2026, 06:31:18 View all; Collapse ^ I’m watching the Great British Bake Off with the wife and my God Nigella has an old voice - ATL October 4, 2026, 18:48:50 No responses Long time members of the board will understand why this made me chuckle (and feel old) - OB25 October 4, 2026, 17:16:26 View all; 4 responses; assassin October 4, 2026, 17:55:24 ⇥ Hopefully they can get him some clothes* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 17:30:42 All they had was a flag. * - assassin October 4, 2026, 17:55:24 They gave him extra clothes in the picture to further distance him from dad's legacy* - Sammich October 4, 2026, 17:30:17 Lol* - DT October 4, 2026, 17:53:49 View all; Collapse ^ Could we have our first Atlantic basin hurricane by next week? - timmer October 4, 2026, 15:41:08 No responses Hey chilango, any recs for a short business trip to CDMX? Heading there in two weeks - ATL October 4, 2026, 09:27:02 View all; 1 response; assassin October 4, 2026, 14:15:39 ⇥ The natural history museum in Chapultepec Park is sweet. - assassin October 4, 2026, 14:15:39 View all; Collapse ^ beloved vs. jets - 10/4/26 - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:04:47 View all; 1 response; timmer October 4, 2026, 12:45:44 ⇥ RIP Ari’s thread* - timmer October 4, 2026, 12:45:44 View all; Collapse ^ Not sure I’ve shown you guys my garage I’m so proud of before - Stu October 4, 2026, 08:02:59 View all; 4 responses; doubledown October 4, 2026, 11:37:49 ⇥ GFY. You selling the Mustang or parting it out? * - timmer October 4, 2026, 08:44:43 Pretty clear he's parting it out. * - doubledown October 4, 2026, 11:37:49 They're gonna get a letter from their HOA. * - doubledown October 4, 2026, 08:17:53 Ha* - Stu October 4, 2026, 08:28:27 View all; Collapse ^ That was one of the worst SNLs I can remember. Even Update fell flat - biclops October 4, 2026, 08:47:33 No responses 1933-3, q6 - complainant October 3, 2026, 23:58:04 View all; 2 responses; Tuscy October 4, 2026, 08:26:21 ⇥ 3 - Tuscy October 4, 2026, 08:26:21 5, q9 - larue33 October 4, 2026, 08:04:49 View all; Collapse ^ Anyone here ever have an issue with fake tickets from StubHub? I've been eyeing The Chicks - DiamondDazzle October 2, 2026, 14:20:55 View all; 16 responses; DiamondDazzle October 4, 2026, 00:46:29 ⇥ Well it all worked out and it was ####ing great. - DiamondDazzle October 4, 2026, 00:46:29 use xp.tickets - chicago company - fees substantially lower than anywhere else. similar inventory* - cpsteine October 3, 2026, 16:38:23 I used xp.tickets many times, including a very expensive USA WC game. it's been perfect* - cpsteine October 3, 2026, 16:39:38 Never Stub Hub* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 16:03:48 Other than ripping me off for $2100 for NCAA Final Four tix, they've been a joy to deal with. - Illiniphil October 3, 2026, 12:39:59 They're the Mapquest of resale sites* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 12:25:01 Welp. I did actually get the ticket. Looks legit. Hope I'm not hurt.* - DiamondDazzle October 3, 2026, 12:19:03 Good luck!* - assassin October 3, 2026, 12:25:54 Yes! Lots! - assassin October 2, 2026, 14:33:32 That’s good to know. I’ve had no problems with stub hub in the past, but - Waka October 3, 2026, 12:36:29 Post Pandemic they’re a completely useless company* - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:05:08 Well I'm sad.* - DiamondDazzle October 2, 2026, 14:42:40 They may still end up working it out, but I sure wouldn’t chance it. * - assassin October 2, 2026, 14:44:08 Can I request a refund now? They made it seem like I had to wait until the concert.* - DiamondDazzle October 2, 2026, 14:45:48 It’s worth a try. Their customer service is so bad. If they say no, you have to wait - assassin October 2, 2026, 14:52:54 Thanks. On hold now.* - DiamondDazzle October 2, 2026, 14:55:13 View all; Collapse ^ College Football Week 5 - assassin October 3, 2026, 12:00:18 View all; 67 responses; larue33 October 3, 2026, 21:55:30 ⇥ Quite a play by the Washington qb * - larue33 October 3, 2026, 21:55:30 Quite a play by the Washington q - larue33 October 3, 2026, 21:55:30 One of the funnier pick 6’s you’ll ever see - OB25 October 3, 2026, 21:39:43 Colorado State fired their DC mid game - biclops October 3, 2026, 21:36:16 I was at the game. It was BAD. * - DocWalk20 October 3, 2026, 21:39:35 Dogshit games on right now, though LOL USC* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 20:50:57 D’oh. This didn’t age well* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 21:02:55 I haven’t watched much Kentucky but I hear Henry Boyer’s name a lot when I do.* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 19:03:04 And Kentucky might have just put the nail in Shane Beamer’s coffin.* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 19:03:41 scUM lost…..hahaha, Fvck them* - TarheelIllini October 3, 2026, 17:52:07 Missouri handling Florida * - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:56:39 At least Florida didn't lose in front of their (long-suffering) home fans. - osklister October 3, 2026, 21:08:19 Sorry ATL * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:15:22 Evraska WTF?* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:37:25 The camera angles at Missouri stadium are absolute ass* - ATL October 3, 2026, 14:53:44 Everything in the state of Miznoz is absolute ass. (FIFY) - osklister October 3, 2026, 16:58:12 Except their f-ball is crushing a top 10 team unlike UI playing a shit team and losing. * - harb October 3, 2026, 17:29:58 Hey, I lived thru the Lou/Stormin' Norman era. NEVER thought this would happen. - osklister October 3, 2026, 18:06:46 Oh I guess you are allowed to call Devin Sanchez for pass interference after all* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 14:50:55 I can’t imagine how much money I’d spend on football road trips if I went to Ohio State - OB25 October 3, 2026, 14:48:49 What the fuck is Tennessee wearing * - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:48:13 It’s shite, I agree* - TarheelIllini October 3, 2026, 17:53:58 More like Adidass* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 15:07:47 Definitely want Ohio State to win this 35-0* - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:42:38 Fo sho* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 14:45:50 It’s not just that Michigan State is bad. They’re also the least physical team in the B1G* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 14:38:29 LBK hangs on in a wild one. - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:30:17 UM has to have a capable backup, right?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 14:24:28 Former Illinois commit Kamden Lopati* - ATL October 3, 2026, 14:26:41 that's not til next year* - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:28:40 He wasn’t class of 26?* - ATL October 3, 2026, 14:35:11 No, he just committed to us so long ago it felt like it * - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:39:24 What kind of ball is that on 4th down?* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 14:21:50 Would Fleck still be at Minnesota if he wasn’t such a goofball?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 14:21:41 lol they'd have been better off running speed option - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:21:27 lol scUM* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 14:21:11 Stanford flew like 2800 miles to lose 57-3. Feel the ACCtion* - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:18:08 Underwood seems like the epitome of a first read QB - OB25 October 3, 2026, 14:05:56 Another terrible throw, he just throws to whoever the play is supposed to go to no matter what - OB25 October 3, 2026, 14:16:41 I’d like to see the QB school YouTube vids on Underwood - RD October 3, 2026, 14:22:58 The Belicek experience at UNC looks pretty miserable - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 13:44:49 Zero effort to tackle by UNC * - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 13:46:47 Gus Johnson is an auto mute* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 13:36:04 Welcome to 15 years ago* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 14:05:24 Hes just screaming. 0 actual awareness of whats going on* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 14:16:04 Another horrible INT for Bryce - assassin October 3, 2026, 13:23:48 Rinse and repeat * - ATL October 3, 2026, 13:35:30 I don’t know if that one was his fault but yeah* - assassin October 3, 2026, 13:36:22 He has zero situational awareness that DE is coming unblocked and doesn’t give to RB - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 13:40:15 He has to see that pressure, no? You’re right once he gets hit it’s whatever but - RD October 3, 2026, 13:40:13 It’s also first down. Even if that DE doesn’t come he’s throwing the ball on a RPO into a forest of - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 13:42:07 For sure. And I only care cause I need UM to win so I can hit my freaking parlay * - RD October 3, 2026, 13:50:45 They’re paying $3mm a year for that - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 13:25:57 Bryce Underwood stinks - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 13:23:40 That's a shame. A dam shame. - osklister October 3, 2026, 13:42:01 How was he the number one QB in the HS rankings? What were the scouts seeing?* - ATL October 3, 2026, 13:37:23 I’m guessing processing speed is hard to judge in HS. - tvillini October 3, 2026, 13:52:55 Size and athleticism - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 13:50:33 UNC hanging with ND. Both managed to fumble the XP snap in the 3Q* - assassin October 3, 2026, 13:12:32 Vandy shoulda gotten a safety and the refs gifted Georgia. Terrible. Michiganesque.* - ATL October 3, 2026, 12:41:05 Michigan State might be mega ass. Next week looking like a ‘gotta have it’ game too* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 12:29:46 Their QB situation is a damn mess. - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 12:32:41 They have 4 former QBs starting for FBS teams this year - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 12:35:34 Minnesota looks pretty good when their QB isn't throwing the ball to Michigan. * - larue33 October 3, 2026, 12:28:45 Underwood needs to switch positions or they should run him 25x per game - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 12:07:11 He should transfer to NW and run the wing T. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 12:10:12 Not a QB running offense! - illiniranger October 3, 2026, 13:19:24 View all; Collapse ^ bears vs. eagles - 9/28/26 - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 19:00:39 View all; 282 responses; Carl Spackler October 3, 2026, 15:54:05 ⇥ Braxton Jones to IR, Marcus Davenport up from the PS* - Carl Spackler October 3, 2026, 15:54:05 Bagent starting* - Carl Spackler October 3, 2026, 09:55:57 Last time Bears starting 3 different QBs in a row. 2021. Fields L, Foles W, Dalton W* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 15:39:46 Probably the right call. And Schefter already alluded to it a few days ago. * - harb October 3, 2026, 15:34:06 Seemingly wild decision-making* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 10:21:59 Well, he's the official #2. So you kinda have to start him if he's good to go. - JFG October 3, 2026, 11:50:52 Keenum was great on Monday but not much of that was sustainable. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 11:55:20 Yeah on replay we got basically the best possible outcome* - gvibes October 3, 2026, 15:52:50 Dude caught lightning in a bottle but there were at least four or five “no no yes” throws * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 15:49:22 interesting analysis of the Keenum sneak for a TD - Orangeillini October 2, 2026, 22:29:29 Old Martz play. Bulger ran it a ton* - gvibes October 3, 2026, 15:51:56 lol the Bears met with the state and Warren didn’t attend. * - illini October 1, 2026, 17:28:32 He should be let go. He serves no purpose* - Mrap24 October 2, 2026, 07:51:05 His only job now appears to be getting his mug in postgame celebration videos now. - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 17:41:23 He’s basically become Trump in the World Cup trophy photo* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 20:04:49 They’ve been doing that for a month or two now. Pat Ryan has taken the lead* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 1, 2026, 17:31:18 Which is LOL worthy seeing that’s why he was hired. But he’s been clueless - bjl63 October 2, 2026, 23:42:25 When the speaker of the house says they got the right people to the table - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 12:19:05 Also I believe I read this is the first time Goodell has become hands on in stadium discussions - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 12:20:50 Jayden Reed done for the year in GB with a neck injury requiring surgery* - Carl Spackler October 1, 2026, 06:02:56 Joey porter jr traded to Dallas* - Mrap24 September 30, 2026, 22:46:13 Drafted with the pick we traded for Chase Claypool. At least he didn’t out to be a stud* - OB25 September 30, 2026, 22:48:38 Or I guess maybe he is really good and they’re still trading him for some reason?* - OB25 September 30, 2026, 22:50:23 Contract / money is the reason * - RD September 30, 2026, 23:11:40 Guaranteed money, to be exact. Steelers and Bengals still roll old school and - voiceofreason October 1, 2026, 23:08:47 Kyler Gordon eligible to practice off PUP and estimated to have practiced in full? - Carl Spackler September 30, 2026, 19:08:56 Holy cow, Falcons just gave Gervon Dexter $78M ($46.5M guaranteed) - OB25 September 30, 2026, 17:55:40 ian is all over this move - digs October 1, 2026, 11:21:56 He has played really well for them so far.* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 08:32:38 well, it is the poles tree.* - Ari Gold October 1, 2026, 04:58:54 All-timer from ArtButMakeItSports last night: - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 12:27:21 He milked that hit hard on the ground - CanHartlebHireSnider September 29, 2026, 12:33:55 Crazy that Sirianni didn’t call a timeout before the 3rd down too.* - OB25 September 29, 2026, 13:34:11 they did successfully use those timeouts to score with one second left later in the half at least* - Orangeillini September 29, 2026, 17:01:43 Bears/Packers week 5 flexed out of 3:25 time slot and moved up to Noon* - OB25 September 29, 2026, 12:26:06 damn, I'll probably still get the Vikings/Saints here in Atlanta in the early Fox slot* - shua September 29, 2026, 12:36:07 The goddamn 3-0 Vikings are pissing me off. They play Miami next week and will be 4-0.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 13:30:04 nobody but the flower and the bears offense to blame for that.* - Ari Gold September 29, 2026, 20:04:15 i'm really hoping someone hires him away from minnesota this offseason* - VIV September 30, 2026, 08:43:13 him = flores?* - torinese September 30, 2026, 09:10:51 yeah* - VIV September 30, 2026, 09:14:49 i'm not going to speak for ari, but i've heard that term used more for la fleur* - torinese September 30, 2026, 09:55:36 correct: he handed that game to the vikings.* - Ari Gold September 30, 2026, 10:18:27 ah, i thought we were talking vikes and flores = flower* - VIV September 30, 2026, 12:05:00 That is literally what it means - Flores/Flowers. So not a wrong read * - RD September 30, 2026, 12:38:52 it was the definite article that tipped it for me* - torinese September 30, 2026, 12:55:48 LaFleur (The Flower) doesn't coach for Minnesota. Between him and KOC they have elite coaching.* - Warrin'_Illini September 30, 2026, 10:13:22 again, not speaking for anyone, by my brain interpreted blaming the packers head coach for the... - torinese September 30, 2026, 10:17:10 IC. I think we're square now.* - Warrin'_Illini September 30, 2026, 10:20:13 Understandable. Caleb's out and the Packers suck balls.* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 12:29:23 (anything scientifically possible on this earth) and the Packers suck balls. (FIFY) - osklister September 29, 2026, 13:40:23 More PFF… - illini21 September 29, 2026, 10:59:33 it's almost like PFF is worthless - IlliniSax05 September 29, 2026, 11:13:31 Maybe everyone needs to stop looking at PFF anymore* - bjl63 September 29, 2026, 11:00:26 I could be convinced that it's engagement farming at this point* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 11:23:08 it has to be. they lost some of their best analysts, but i'm sure their marketing/finance metrics - torinese September 30, 2026, 09:08:31 Lulz. - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 09:35:30 Always hard when you're at the game, but felt like the Eagles playcalling was straight ass - reggiedunlop September 29, 2026, 08:36:12 If a game lasts more than four hours, call your doctor* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 08:41:36 "I may not be a Cowboy, but this is not my first f*&#ing rodeo." Lol. Awesome. All the feels last - LovetheChief September 29, 2026, 07:43:02 It always pisses me off to see Kevin Warren position himself front and center during these. - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 08:13:53 He's the absolute worst.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 08:22:56 Important question: are we going to get JTOS/QB School breakdown of Keenum. - gvibes September 29, 2026, 01:15:57 So Case is starting Sunday right? - CanHartlebHireSnider September 28, 2026, 23:43:58 I thought this after the game but then settled on the fact that it probably has to be Bagent - OB25 September 29, 2026, 10:02:12 Gotta be Bagent - as wonderful as last night was, Case made some dangerous throws - aimlessillini September 29, 2026, 10:11:17 last night was a great demonstration of what case still can and can't do - VIV September 29, 2026, 10:19:40 i expect bagent* - VIV September 29, 2026, 08:28:47 Schefter pretty much alluded to the same thing this morning on ESPN radio…. - harb September 29, 2026, 08:35:00 Case - IlliniSax05 September 29, 2026, 08:36:28 Not sure why I typed Cade. Oh well. * - harb September 29, 2026, 13:19:51 McNown?* - Tortillini September 29, 2026, 08:36:17 MaGowan?* - VIV September 29, 2026, 08:39:18 Kyle Orkman?* - IlliniOllie September 29, 2026, 09:38:37 I predict THERIOT* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 08:32:10 That would not be very pretty I tell thee* - PapaDels September 29, 2026, 09:46:47 I think you have to start him* - Mrap24 September 29, 2026, 08:09:02 I hope so* - illini21 September 29, 2026, 06:42:56 Ben sounded like it was going to be bagent* - gvibes September 29, 2026, 00:27:32 Theinemen is everywhere. What a stud.* - Toonces September 28, 2026, 23:11:07 ThieneMAN and Muhammad, man. Or as I call them, "MADMAN". Great adds. - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 08:21:31 Maybe the best player on defense. Also did a torn achilles improve dayo somehow? - gvibes September 28, 2026, 23:30:35 Yeah, he's been solid. Everyone contributing on defense, you love to see it.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 08:24:06 LOL Caleb is just a weird dude. Why the hell is he wearing a robe - OB25 September 28, 2026, 23:04:59 My first thought was he was taking advantage of the rehab facilities*. - ibdoc September 29, 2026, 08:34:42 I keep giggling at this - meanjeans September 28, 2026, 23:02:16 Oh god I remember that Todd Collins win in 2010 (only older Bears QB to get win). Was a disaster* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 22:42:23 Victory Tuesday!* - Ron McDon September 28, 2026, 22:12:58 Most fun game relative to my pregame excitement level in a long time* - Orangeillini September 28, 2026, 22:09:07 Irrationally makes me more frustrated about last week. But legit really good performance* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 22:07:11 This is an excellent win and an exceptionally bad coaching job by Sirianni* - VIV September 28, 2026, 22:06:18 Agreed. What a win. * - harb September 28, 2026, 22:07:28 huge win. gets them back on track and buys some time.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 22:04:30 Get Bagent some work, must protect CK.* - Toonces September 28, 2026, 22:04:10 what an ass licking.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 22:03:57 Hey whatever they’re into* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 22:06:36 Jelly or syrup?* - VIV September 28, 2026, 22:06:33 Por que no los dos? - IlliniSax05 September 28, 2026, 22:08:00 10 penalties. Woof* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 22:01:29 This is a Ben master class jesus* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 21:52:18 Case Keemun, huh?* - Toonces September 28, 2026, 21:51:46 There’s a reason Goff flirted with being an MVP candidate and why Purdy is so good. - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:57:26 Goff was the overall number one pick.... * - bulldogmba September 28, 2026, 22:00:44 And the Rams were done with him.* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 22:02:39 So basically the thesis is quarterbacks need to be in the right system....* - bulldogmba September 28, 2026, 22:09:52 I’m just saying if you can process quickly, a coach like Ben Johnson can do wonders for you. - OB25 September 28, 2026, 22:14:03 hopefully caleb and bagent were taking some notes tonight. master class in running benjo’s stuff.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:53:11 Yes sir* - Taz September 28, 2026, 21:52:11 vic got pwned again by ben tonight.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:51:26 Case Keenum owns Vic* - VIV September 28, 2026, 22:08:45 That was sick. Did he just do that on his own?* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 21:50:19 Not bad for a 105 year old!* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 21:51:36 Heh fair* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 22:00:27 haha called his own number * - assassin September 28, 2026, 21:50:14 Philly d is roushing tonight* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 21:48:34 fucking rome.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:47:42 Come the fuck on, Rome.* - Carl Spackler September 28, 2026, 21:47:26 wearing them down.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:45:29 Poor Tyson Bagent* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:45:28 We probably coulda got a 3rd out of the giants* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 21:51:13 Amazing. That’s so bad* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 21:42:52 loveland please.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:41:02 Sirianni having a disasterclass 3 quarters. * - VIV September 28, 2026, 21:38:16 Did Dennis Allen just decide to steal Brian Flores’ shit after last week? I feel like he did. - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:36:51 I almost made the same point. Like did Ben see something in preparing for the vikes - gvibes September 28, 2026, 21:38:11 he’s always blitzed a lot?* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:38:07 Having everyone up at the line so often feels different, but I could be wrong.* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:38:56 He saved it for the 2nd half, just a different sets of fronts and rushes this half* - illini222 September 28, 2026, 21:38:05 Pick!* - UofIL6 September 28, 2026, 21:36:08 They don’t go on 4th and 2 but go on 4th and 5 from like 7 yards downfield?* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 21:35:59 sirianni is a dope.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:39:05 Especially right after your D gets a 3 & out. wtf are they doing?* - VIV September 28, 2026, 21:39:04 raymond shaken up on the last play.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:25:16 He might be becoming too valuable to be back there* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:26:56 Agree but man the other punt returner was awful* - Mrap24 September 28, 2026, 23:40:00 Mrs. Keenum gonna be walking with a limp tomorrow * - biclops September 28, 2026, 21:25:13 Thank you ref for a helpful spot* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:23:50 fire hightower.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:20:52 What in the AI slop was that * - assassin September 28, 2026, 21:20:01 awful.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:21:06 How is santos the only guy that hasn’t figured out the kickoffs* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 21:19:42 Ha the off target throw actually is what turned it into a TD, twisted the safety around* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:17:10 Damn Caleb is a system Qb I guess. * - MC September 28, 2026, 21:16:59 Keenum just dicing this pass defense up.* - Carl Spackler September 28, 2026, 21:16:01 so good getting them up to the line to read the defense and run motion with plenty of time - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:17:23 So good between the 20s* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 21:14:07 Shockingly good stuff from the defense again. Even Jaylon making a play* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:09:34 Yeah they are looking better than prior weeks* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 21:11:07 Cairo is killing me with these kickoffs this season. Just kick it in the damn landing zone* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:07:33 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 21:20:00 Arm just isn’t what it was, Case. * - assassin September 28, 2026, 21:02:33 Also Mitchell is really really good* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 21:03:31 should’ve gone to loveland there.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 21:03:19 Yup* - assassin September 28, 2026, 21:04:04 Every pass the Eagles throw is a gift to the Bears. They’re dominating the LOS. - Carl Spackler September 28, 2026, 20:57:17 Yes* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 21:05:21 good stop, but that could’ve been a pick.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:56:43 Well I’ll be damned. Great job D* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:55:45 The defense is even worse in person* - Mrap24 September 28, 2026, 20:41:01 Honestly it kind of looks better than the last two weeks* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 20:43:05 Somehow has managed to give up only 16 points in the last 6 quarters but we might still lose both* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:42:22 Wait the quarterback is allowed to run the ball at the goal line? Huh.* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 20:40:16 I don’t think we’ve seen any evidence that our interior OL could execute a goal line sneak… - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:45:09 no shit.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:40:45 What an insane play call with no timeouts too. Got away with it.* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:39:06 Interesting that Siriani said they rep that scenario in practice.* - voiceofreason September 28, 2026, 20:40:55 Brutal* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 20:38:24 Can you review that? I think it was 0* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:37:42 That was well done by them* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 20:39:15 Never mind. Damn it* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:38:08 It was damn close, but they got it off.* - voiceofreason September 28, 2026, 20:38:25 Bears just run the same blitz 3x with Bush off the edge?* - Carl Spackler September 28, 2026, 20:34:02 Surely they won't expect it THIS time - IlliniSax05 September 28, 2026, 20:34:34 can’t let them double up here.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:31:04 Welp, now we wait to see what the score is next time we have the ball.* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:29:49 Kmet instead of Roush blocking the left end on the FG* - Orangeillini September 28, 2026, 20:29:23 not that rousch doesn’t suck, but mannelly claims the issue was an early snap.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:42:16 That was probably the play you should have run on second down. - assassin September 28, 2026, 20:28:29 Is jones hurt or do we rotate at LT?* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 20:25:30 braxton jones out again?* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:25:29 Run game not exactly repeating last year’s performance against the Eagles.* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:25:16 Ben, throw the ball. They can’t stop it.* - voiceofreason September 28, 2026, 20:24:14 Got a lot of questions on Ben Johnson’s playcalling inside the 10* - Carl Spackler September 28, 2026, 20:24:11 Maybe that drop will wake Odunze the fuck up* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:21:29 Keenum is throwing some great anticipation balls. Impressive* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:19:52 Crazy good. That burden leak play for instance? Wild* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 20:24:26 This is legit good. Like not even on a curve. He’s fucking ballin* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:22:40 Do we think that was a dirty hit? Hurts was like a half inch out* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 20:17:27 It wasn’t dirty. But it’s going to get a flag 100/100 times in today’s nfl* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:19:21 This.* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 20:22:32 Agreed (and as I said below is dumb) - IlliniSax05 September 28, 2026, 20:20:07 Do - gvibes September 28, 2026, 20:17:27 Do Hast - IlliniSax05 September 28, 2026, 20:17:41 Case Keenum and Andy Dalton playing in the same game lol* - Orangeillini September 28, 2026, 20:17:04 Suddenly, my PTSD is acting up.* - voiceofreason September 28, 2026, 20:16:01 pours one out for yoyo.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:15:56 What in the world did Dalton think he saw* - assassin September 28, 2026, 20:15:40 Maybe he forgot he doesn’t play for the Bears* - Ron McDon September 28, 2026, 20:16:49 A Bears receiver, sleeper agent activated! * - shua September 28, 2026, 20:16:46 lol* - biclops September 28, 2026, 20:15:29 Pick!* - UofIL6 September 28, 2026, 20:15:02 Thanks Andy* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 20:14:57 Nothing has ever been more inevitable than this 98 yard TD drive* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:13:23 YOUR WELCOME* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:15:11 Andy Dalton to the rescue* - illini222 September 28, 2026, 20:15:06 That Philly line is absolutely mauling * - assassin September 28, 2026, 20:12:56 Who was he calling a pussy?* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:12:55 That was dumb, but he was pretty close to inbounds when he got hit* - UofIL6 September 28, 2026, 20:11:49 That last step looked in bounds to me * - assassin September 28, 2026, 20:11:46 If Barkley doesn’t get 40 carries tonight Siriani should be fired in the locker room* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 20:11:40 Just going to beat ourselves again eh* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:11:16 He was not "well on the boundary" Joe - IlliniSax05 September 28, 2026, 20:11:16 C’mon with that late hit. Ridiculous call.* - voiceofreason September 28, 2026, 20:11:12 Looked pretty obvious to me. That’s gonna get called 10/10 times* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 20:11:53 And it's a dumb call 10/10 times. The dude had half of his foot on the sideline - IlliniSax05 September 28, 2026, 20:14:27 100%. I’m always all for penalizing the dangerous hits, but he’s still in bounds there.* - voiceofreason September 28, 2026, 20:17:30 Well I’m glad they called it this time lol* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 20:16:24 That was incredibly dumb* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:10:56 Defensive line getting absolutely mauled* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:09:44 By the worst OL in football* - opossum jenkins September 28, 2026, 20:12:15 Stevenson benched for Muhammad?* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 20:07:06 isn’t he hurt?* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:07:30 another redzone to. not good, bob.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:04:44 The 2nd down play was on Keenum calling for the snap before Kmet was in position to block Carter* - Orangeillini September 28, 2026, 20:03:02 he bounced right off him. terrible design and execution.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:05:36 What’s disaster there. Pistol form the 1, rome drop and utter stupidity by Ben.* - Mrap24 September 28, 2026, 20:02:02 I will never understand why you don’t just sneak it three times there* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 20:01:28 He’s 105 years old and not athletic. I’m ok not sneaking in this case* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:04:10 Then go under center with 25* - Mrap24 September 28, 2026, 20:06:51 Or hand it off to him out of the I - IlliniSax05 September 28, 2026, 20:10:01 Should have practiced all week with a TE doing it then - assassin September 28, 2026, 20:05:57 2nd and an inch* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 20:04:49 agreed.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:02:18 Odunze is such a shitter-* - Ron McDon September 28, 2026, 20:00:54 Man I really think you gotta kick that FG. Only being up 7 now feels like being down 7* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 20:00:53 Agreed. * - illini21 September 28, 2026, 20:02:08 I also hate running out of the pistol on inches to go. * - assassin September 28, 2026, 20:01:25 agreed.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:06:43 Also where is Monangai?* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 20:02:22 Odunze is such a bag of dicks* - opossum jenkins September 28, 2026, 20:00:03 How does an NFL WR not catch that lol * - biclops September 28, 2026, 19:59:55 Oh my fucking god. This team continues to kill itself in so many ways* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:59:44 lol, Odunze. Dude, your job is to catch.* - voiceofreason September 28, 2026, 19:59:42 Catch the fucking ball god damn* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 19:59:30 terrible. what a waste of a too 10 pick.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:01:41 Why didn’t Loveland extend the ball * - MC September 28, 2026, 19:58:58 He pulled it back, must have felt like he was about to lose it* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 20:00:38 Ok don’t fuck this up at the goal line like last week.* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:56:08 narrator.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 20:10:59 And Loveland fantasy drafters continue to be in hell* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:57:26 almost 12 minutes top in the 1st quarter!* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 19:54:29 All part of Sam Roush’s plan* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:48:13 LOL* - DocWalk20 September 28, 2026, 19:48:22 Peanut Punch!* - DocWalk20 September 28, 2026, 19:47:49 Ok obviously it’s the rule but how long does the play keep going after he falls on it? - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:46:47 Here's the specific part of the rule (per AI) - IlliniSax05 September 28, 2026, 19:49:33 as my grandpa would have put it, Roush could screw up a one car funeral* - IlliniOllie September 28, 2026, 19:46:27 #lolroush* - Herman Blume September 28, 2026, 19:45:43 Roush needs to be released. Adam Shaheen version 2* - opossum jenkins September 28, 2026, 19:45:35 Dammit, Roush with another screwup.* - DocWalk20 September 28, 2026, 19:45:09 Roush is the dumbest mofo * - MC September 28, 2026, 19:45:07 Yep, that’s a touchback. Roushed* - VIV September 28, 2026, 19:44:43 That idiot slid into the endzone for no reason. That’s gonna be a touchback* - John Coctostan September 28, 2026, 19:43:54 LOL Roush again* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 19:43:52 Oh my god Roush fucked up the punt and its a touchback now* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:43:33 looked very close on #87 touching the goal line when he downed it* - Orangeillini September 28, 2026, 19:43:17 Damn gotta make sure you actually have the free play before chucking it. Great punt though* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:42:52 Thought for sure that corner blitz was getting home. Little block by 62 and a deft side step by - DocWalk20 September 28, 2026, 19:39:50 lol at Sirianni* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 19:33:59 A 7 yard tush push!* - shua September 28, 2026, 19:25:36 Totally thought he was going down at the 6 yard line. That was awesome.* - DocWalk20 September 28, 2026, 19:26:22 Well the initial scripted plays couldn’t have gone better.* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:25:27 got in and out of the huddle and snapped the ball in a much better rhythm too.* - Ari Gold September 28, 2026, 19:28:25 Ben really on his bag that drive* - gvibes September 28, 2026, 19:25:04 Man that was a HOT drive* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 19:24:50 Roush!* - illini21 September 28, 2026, 19:22:33 not sure I've been less excited for a Bears game in a long time* - Orangeillini September 28, 2026, 19:14:46 How you feeling now?* - DocWalk20 September 28, 2026, 19:25:21 that was encouraging. still a long way to go with the Bears defense and Keenum at QB...* - Orangeillini September 28, 2026, 19:26:57 Valid.* - DocWalk20 September 28, 2026, 19:28:49 I bet people will have thoughts about a mariachi band playing the anthem * - biclops September 28, 2026, 19:13:49 What is that based on?* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 19:12:58 View all; Collapse ^ Car insurance question… - haighter October 3, 2026, 13:53:30 View all; 4 responses; haighter October 3, 2026, 14:12:13 ⇥ I definitely would not ignore. But they should have the dmv records too, which should - ATL October 3, 2026, 13:56:26 Also, i wouldn’t respond to the text. I’d call the number on Geico’s website.* - ATL October 3, 2026, 13:57:24 Yea…I immediately logged into the Geico portal and saw an active claim… - haighter October 3, 2026, 14:12:13 I assume Geico is your insurance Co? - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 13:55:48 View all; Collapse ^ Purdue Week gamethread - assassin September 28, 2026, 12:23:23 View all; 116 responses; assassin October 3, 2026, 11:58:07 ⇥ I think Werner nailed it this week: - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 11:30:49 Better not lose this game. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 11:58:07 Not exactly a hot take* - ATL October 3, 2026, 11:32:51 is northwestern good?* - biclops October 2, 2026, 19:52:14 Did Connor Onion win a Josh Lewin soundalike contest for this job?* - illini222 October 2, 2026, 21:48:22 They looked pretty good to me against IU. Darren Rovell is insufferable on twitter right - voiceofreason October 2, 2026, 21:47:19 Annoyingly probably - ijustkrushalot October 2, 2026, 19:52:36 Listening to Tom Dienhart on Werner’s podcast - biclops October 2, 2026, 13:45:17 Nov 11, 2023. Our John Paddock-led 48-45 win over Indiana late in the season. - OB25 October 2, 2026, 13:50:54 Last UI football game I attended. It was embarrassing to need OT to beat them* - Herman Blume October 2, 2026, 14:55:22 I still can't believe Purdue's AD said what he said about IU and winning* - ATL October 2, 2026, 13:49:12 Remember that whole we spend about $23M or so on our football roster? - uofi1998 October 2, 2026, 12:16:20 EvanMiya is stating what their production is worth...like WAR...not what these teams spent* - LWillhite October 2, 2026, 21:56:22 Slightly misleading, in that Miya has no actual data, this is all just projection - Blazer October 2, 2026, 15:54:55 Good* - IlliniRunner October 2, 2026, 13:50:06 Yep. We can actually win a championship in basketball. It has to be the (within reason) - voiceofreason October 2, 2026, 21:46:15 Yup. Make a bowl game with a young-ish roster, and i'm very happy* - ijustkrushalot October 2, 2026, 14:55:27 Rocky Harvey the honorary captain* - assassin October 2, 2026, 11:47:34 third sellout of season. two sellouts 2011-2023* - Poldark October 2, 2026, 10:22:42 the '80s belong to the illini!* - Ari Gold October 2, 2026, 14:53:55 Our last sellout looked pretty empty on tv, esp the student section. - Mrap24 October 2, 2026, 14:03:24 We’ve built real fan momentum, can’t let this season fall off a cliff and derail it* - OB25 October 2, 2026, 12:09:33 Who is RPO the Jewels on X/Twitter? I think I used to know that. * - Tuscy October 1, 2026, 20:22:52 O-O-O unis - assassin October 1, 2026, 18:56:30 Love it. Next they should do OOB (B pants).* - Toonces October 1, 2026, 19:40:25 Blue helmet, Orange facemask, Orange jersey, Blue pants* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 22:16:18 Cadillac. -* - assassin October 1, 2026, 22:32:52 Yeah, the boy's a timebomb* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 22:58:53 (Slate shoes)* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 22:18:33 Really should get glove color worked into the acronym. - osklister October 2, 2026, 12:21:42 Yuck* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 19:57:45 Sponsored by O’Reilly Auto Parts* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 19:20:05 OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!* - illini222 October 1, 2026, 21:29:31 #16 - uofi1998 September 30, 2026, 12:25:14 As well as second among the traditional B1G schools. - osklister September 30, 2026, 13:20:09 Counterpoint…. - DocWalk20 September 30, 2026, 14:01:32 Houser is better than Kevin Jennings* - bjl63 September 30, 2026, 12:40:58 Gonna be the first QB drafted since Kittner imo* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 30, 2026, 12:34:32 statsowar: Illinois 40, Purdue 28 - assassin September 30, 2026, 11:50:04 Guess I’ll put this here: senate passes Protect College Sports Act - biclops September 29, 2026, 07:13:59 Thought Norlander had a good point on the CBS hoops podcast - jdl September 30, 2026, 12:42:00 If this passes Illinois football will die. It goes back to the old days with $ under the table - bjl63 September 29, 2026, 08:50:46 There's a pretty clear difference. - larue33 September 29, 2026, 11:37:38 There's very little legit NIL. Arch Manning is making legit NIL. - EffinIllini September 29, 2026, 14:04:56 I mean, the number is jumping up to $50mil above board, that's going to be hard for a lot of schools - ijustkrushalot September 29, 2026, 15:40:47 Sure. I was mostly just clarifying larue's comment regarding legit NIL. - EffinIllini September 30, 2026, 14:34:40 Dome could do that with one hand tied behind their back. - osklister September 30, 2026, 11:53:33 and tOSU, Texas, A&M, LSU... * - EffinIllini September 30, 2026, 14:35:49 it's that way now... it was that way before... it will be that way forever... - uofi1998 September 29, 2026, 11:22:22 I think granting an antitrust exemption (and the threat of revoking it) would keep teams in line - Sammich September 29, 2026, 11:26:57 I've finally gotten to the point at 50 YO that I'm just enjoying when it's good, and accepting that - uofi1998 September 29, 2026, 11:30:15 Was your childhood really any different than it is now? - Blazer September 29, 2026, 13:29:32 I just have no illusions that we have the financial ability to compete at the highest level. - uofi1998 September 29, 2026, 13:35:27 we've elevated the status of the school, increased revenue, and are competing much better - ijustkrushalot September 29, 2026, 15:42:09 Well said. We're never going to be Ohio State, Oregon, USC, or Michigan - Blazer September 29, 2026, 23:30:21 while my gut agrees with you, Iowa has been a better program for almost the - Gene Parmesan September 30, 2026, 10:18:00 Fair points* - Blazer September 30, 2026, 13:21:34 Yes, agreed, as it has always been - Blazer September 29, 2026, 13:37:11 Well, as you well know: the 80's belonged to the Illini. * - osklister September 29, 2026, 13:44:35 Only to the extent that it was my formative time, so I grew up believing that... - uofi1998 September 29, 2026, 13:39:58 I'm just noting that the 80s also included teams that went - Blazer September 29, 2026, 15:00:37 Who says it's not already like the old days? - Sammich September 29, 2026, 08:56:54 Either way we run 100% above board - bjl63 September 29, 2026, 09:44:13 I doubt it... NIL is a dirty business... boosters aren't going to take no from the AD* - uofi1998 September 29, 2026, 11:30:57 Very disappointing we are supporting it.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 08:55:20 Collective bargaining is the only solution to this.* - ATL September 29, 2026, 07:58:44 I'm game... how does collective bargaining change this? The NBA has collective bargaining... - uofi1998 September 29, 2026, 13:26:45 You shut your dirty mouth. Brunson just wanted to win badly. - voiceofreason September 29, 2026, 15:36:39 Correct.* - voiceofreason September 29, 2026, 11:29:37 This officer is here to ensure there is no cheating...* - uofi1998 September 29, 2026, 07:55:43 Watching tickets for Northwestern stadium opener - ab75 September 28, 2026, 15:10:54 The stadium is amazing, I've got to say. Looking forward to going.* - cpsteine September 30, 2026, 19:51:29 Are we basing that just off that one Athletic article? - OB25 September 28, 2026, 15:17:01 I still need an article that lays out how exactly that spending even works* - assassin September 28, 2026, 15:21:46 Realllly keen to watch this presser* - opossum jenkins September 28, 2026, 12:30:55 Not much to it, honestly. Defense is on lockdown until Saturday. No media and - OWWDig September 28, 2026, 13:18:48 There was a bit more than that. - opossum jenkins September 28, 2026, 13:24:51 All true...thanks for the details! Just meant that nothing was earth shattering news* - OWWDig September 28, 2026, 14:00:22 Would be interesting to understand how we got to the Hauk hiring. Seems like we waited too - ATL September 28, 2026, 13:29:22 Hauck was #5 choice per my #SOURCES (hat tip to CHHS) - Poldark September 28, 2026, 14:10:46 Harley Davidson might be ready to move if gets the feeling NIU is going elsewhere. - osklister September 28, 2026, 16:49:41 Permanent replacement short list?* - biclops September 28, 2026, 15:26:23 discussed that on ride home Sunday from Columbus - Poldark September 28, 2026, 16:26:01 Eck will be a B1G HC in December 2026.* - EffinIllini September 29, 2026, 13:07:39 No DC list?* - biclops September 28, 2026, 16:55:58 will address after the season * - Poldark September 28, 2026, 17:38:44 Bielema mention Mississippi State again today - biclops September 28, 2026, 18:06:36 I think he'd be thinking about this guy (who was DC when we played them in Tampa) - ATL September 29, 2026, 07:25:14 DJ Eliot of North Carolina State one to watch* - Poldark September 28, 2026, 18:47:46 Is this a Bielema replacement list?* - OB25 September 28, 2026, 16:40:53 yes, Poldark AD* - Poldark September 28, 2026, 16:47:11 I’m envisioning the short short wedding version from SpaceBalls. - voiceofreason September 28, 2026, 13:48:30 I still think it was all reactionary to losing our whole d-line and by the time that happened… - OB25 September 28, 2026, 13:31:10 Maybe but he also gave him a 3 year deal - CanHartlebHireSnider September 28, 2026, 13:55:07 Sure, but what was the buyout? - Blazer September 28, 2026, 15:25:09 Aren’t most asst coaches on 1 to 2 year deals? - CanHartlebHireSnider September 28, 2026, 17:26:03 Also Bobby Hauck is in his 60s and he just retired - CanHartlebHireSnider September 28, 2026, 17:27:14 Three year contracts are standard for coordinators, 2 year contracts for assistants - Blazer September 28, 2026, 22:14:24 This is my guess as well. Realized we'd be super under-talented up front, so tried to find a gimmick - UofIL6 September 28, 2026, 13:36:13 It's just a failure all around. - AintHatin September 28, 2026, 13:47:56 Big miscalculations on the front 7. Hopefully we learn from it or find more money* - OWWDig September 28, 2026, 14:02:45 IMO he deserves a mulligan for this year, but if this continues next year - bjl63 September 28, 2026, 15:21:00 The offense is fine. He needs to fix the defense. But I agree with you for the most part* - OWWDig September 28, 2026, 15:25:04 The offense is a 9-win group - bjl63 September 28, 2026, 15:32:45 In this age of college fball,you'd have to be uber high on an unproven backup to not test the portal - UofIL6 September 28, 2026, 15:46:06 Can we afford a QB and 6-7 DL/LB on our limited budget?* - bjl63 September 28, 2026, 15:57:18 Gotta feeling the "get more money" part is the harder task here. JMHO. - osklister September 28, 2026, 15:07:33 I gotta feelin' you're right* - OWWDig September 28, 2026, 15:17:32 Agreed.* - Warrin'_Illini September 28, 2026, 13:58:39 I mean, this is some Mike Thomas bullshit* - AintHatin September 28, 2026, 14:14:21 Seems pretty clear to me we assumed that the $22 million was a hard cap that people would stick with - ATL September 28, 2026, 17:08:29 I will die on the hill that this makes no sense - Blazer September 28, 2026, 22:25:52 Other thing is: maybe we couldn’t afford to retain all our top DL players but we should have - ATL September 28, 2026, 17:13:10 That play caller is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.* - Warrin'_Illini September 28, 2026, 13:22:31 ooo - jdl September 28, 2026, 12:31:57 Au revoir, Hauck Tuna. "Big Tuna" was already taken.* - Warrin'_Illini September 28, 2026, 12:25:05 View all; Collapse ^ I can’t believe northwestern built a stadium in 2026 with obstructed view seats - ATL October 2, 2026, 16:51:51 View all; 47 responses; OB25 October 3, 2026, 11:32:20 ⇥ Kamario Taylor Heisman campaign might have quickly ended in disastrous fashion. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 11:24:17 Good response. Heisman campaign back on* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 11:32:20 The stadium is really nice.* - cpsteine October 3, 2026, 10:07:29 I don't know where he's working this year, but James Franklin is laughing his azz off right now. - osklister October 2, 2026, 22:03:17 I’ve got some bad news for you, he’s probably not laughing his ass off right now* - OB25 October 2, 2026, 22:05:41 Yeah but what about his azz?* - Tortillini October 3, 2026, 08:27:49 Gone, laughed away* - illini222 October 3, 2026, 09:29:04 LOL, I knew he kinda moved down but stayed in the East. - osklister October 2, 2026, 22:13:59 ooo - Jersey October 2, 2026, 22:09:06 Not convinced that the VaTech kid actually missed that FG at the buzzer* - OB25 October 2, 2026, 21:51:32 Probably the best angle so far - OB25 October 2, 2026, 23:27:21 There’s also like 10 different vids out there where it looks good* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 07:44:17 I don’t think there’s any way to say for certain based on any angle. - tvillini October 3, 2026, 09:34:32 Agreed* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 10:59:28 Agreed, it looked good. Like to see a different angle* - Herman Blume October 2, 2026, 22:00:53 I don’t see how they could overturn that tuddy. - tvillini October 2, 2026, 21:45:33 Announcer jinx works again * - jdl October 2, 2026, 20:48:03 Maybe NU really is a juggernaut, but Penn State looks awful in just about every way. * - larue33 October 2, 2026, 20:39:08 I watched a lot of iowa state the last couple of years - ijustkrushalot October 3, 2026, 08:00:09 The great Matt Campbell* - Mrap24 October 2, 2026, 22:06:24 Turns that half of an average Iowa State team doesn’t just became a great team in Penn St uniforms* - OB25 October 2, 2026, 20:44:39 Took the wrong half. - osklister October 2, 2026, 22:06:27 that’s a paddlin’* - biclops October 2, 2026, 20:38:09 Kaitin Houser is better than Rocco Becht by a sizable margin, IMO.* - OB25 October 2, 2026, 20:23:34 What is Becht supposed to be good at? * - larue33 October 2, 2026, 20:44:00 Ball don’t lie* - opossum jenkins October 2, 2026, 20:05:27 Never change, Chiles* - biclops October 2, 2026, 20:05:12 Don't like Northwestern looking this good. Don't like that.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 19:44:53 Portnoy and Barstool getting booted from Big Noon kickoff - OB25 October 2, 2026, 19:35:42 kcuF em’ - Waka October 3, 2026, 00:39:16 Looked kind of empty in the upper deck?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 2, 2026, 19:07:16 Yep….Guess no one wanted those obstructed seats. * - harb October 2, 2026, 19:13:51 Whoa this looks like a terrible crowd. Did they not sell this game out? - OB25 October 2, 2026, 19:01:49 I’d say 30k here - ab75 October 2, 2026, 20:19:56 Chicago's big ten traffic - IlliniSax05 October 2, 2026, 19:23:04 The stadium itself is well done though. Opposing fans are going to travel there in droves* - OB25 October 2, 2026, 19:10:59 A 35000 seat stadium with obstructed view seats - IlliniSax05 October 2, 2026, 18:26:06 My view - illini81887 October 2, 2026, 18:20:30 Within the last few weeks on Facebook, they were pimpin' the daylights out of tickets for tonight. - osklister October 2, 2026, 17:06:47 It's incredibly hard not to. The new Bills stadium has them as well. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 16:57:27 I heard this defense when the Bills were getting shit a few weeks ago. I’m not sure why - voiceofreason October 2, 2026, 17:12:31 I don’t think either Heinz field, or Mercedes-Benz stadium have obstructed views seats.* - ATL October 2, 2026, 17:02:06 Per AI, both of these stadiums have obstructed view seating. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 18:09:59 The info I saw was that they do for concerts but not for football/soccer - ATL October 2, 2026, 18:31:04 That's possible, I asked AI so it's basically a coinflip. New stadiums do have the natural advantag - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 18:40:39 Also I think I have to retract my column take. Those seem way too big to be added - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 19:10:30 It looks like their puny scoreboard takes up the middle section in the endzone - ijustkrushalot October 2, 2026, 18:18:05 View all; Collapse ^ Metallica at the Sphere OMG. - LeatherneckIllini October 2, 2026, 19:59:57 View all; 8 responses; harb October 3, 2026, 10:56:38 ⇥ Got tickets to see them in January (set list sp) - IlliniSax05 October 2, 2026, 21:08:33 Going to see them in Buffalo in June next year at the new Bills stadium * - Jersey October 2, 2026, 21:53:43 Rumors are that Rush is in talks to play the Sphere. I’m in. * - ATL October 2, 2026, 20:01:14 We're seeing the Eagles in November. - Illiniphil October 2, 2026, 20:02:24 We saw Kenny Chesney there back in June. It was incredible. * - harb October 3, 2026, 10:56:38 I saw Wizard of Oz there. It was really cool. I’m sure a concert will be amazing. - ATL October 2, 2026, 20:04:46 The sphere is basically the only reason I’d ever voluntarily go back to Vegas * - biclops October 2, 2026, 20:51:21 Samesies. I really want to see Phish there, but I’m too cheap to actually do it. (nm) - Waka October 3, 2026, 00:41:52 View all; Collapse ^ 1932-5, q7 - complainant October 2, 2026, 23:59:05 View all; 2 responses; Illiniphil October 3, 2026, 07:04:50 ⇥ 4 - Illiniphil October 3, 2026, 07:04:50 5, q8 - larue33 October 3, 2026, 06:32:53 View all; Collapse ^ Hey chorizo? - ATL October 2, 2026, 10:19:33 View all; 1 response; complainant October 2, 2026, 21:45:27 ⇥ Fun how the Jersey barrier is scraped right where previous pic snappers hit it.* - complainant October 2, 2026, 21:45:27 View all; Collapse ^ Kickball: City found guilty on 114 of the 115 charges - UIHuskie September 25, 2026, 08:56:27 View all; 14 responses; voiceofreason October 2, 2026, 19:32:47 ⇥ Guesses on punishment? I’ll say a considerable transfer ban, fine and point reduction - MC October 2, 2026, 10:46:11 I think the points deduction will be worse than that - UIHuskie October 2, 2026, 11:17:51 Relegation would be the best punishment... they still have tons of $ and academy players. - uofi1998 October 2, 2026, 11:03:18 I think they’ll strip all their titles.* - Carl Spackler October 2, 2026, 11:00:22 Titles gained - 3 to Liverpool and United. 2 to Arsenal * - MC September 25, 2026, 14:03:08 i think they strip the titles, but dont award them to 2nd place. * - VIV October 2, 2026, 11:01:53 Sounds like plans are afoot for several clubs to sue the crap out of them. - SurfTheBoneyard September 25, 2026, 16:07:41 that seems bad8 - uofi1998 September 25, 2026, 10:18:38 10 points deducted from Leeds* - VIV September 25, 2026, 09:58:54 uhh...you mean Everton * - Jersey September 25, 2026, 10:39:09 Seriously.* - voiceofreason October 2, 2026, 19:32:47 "sanctions undecided" lol* - Poldark September 25, 2026, 09:19:36 Well they have to clear it with City first.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 25, 2026, 09:55:36 LOL* - KCWildcat September 25, 2026, 09:32:25 View all; Collapse ^ Tony Romo fired - illini81887 October 2, 2026, 11:23:39 View all; 17 responses; VIV October 2, 2026, 18:51:25 ⇥ CBS should throw all the money at Greg Olsen. He’s the best in the business * - VIV October 2, 2026, 18:51:25 Tough day for him, also failed to advance at Q school - jdl October 2, 2026, 18:08:45 JJ Watt had me wishing for the Romo days last Sunday. They have to find someone better to go with - voiceofreason October 2, 2026, 14:31:24 Or maybe Nantz is the problem* - bjl63 October 2, 2026, 18:25:03 Given the circumstances and the falloff in his job performance... - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 14:05:25 "You have to take your hat off to" the rapist "for all the adversity he's gone through" - ATL October 2, 2026, 13:58:00 Never has there been a better example of how little people care if you just play well. - OB25 October 2, 2026, 14:19:47 This guy also fired for tweets from he was 15. Delete your social media history, kids - OB25 October 2, 2026, 11:24:24 Not only did he lose his job but they basically blasted it everywhere - CanHartlebHireSnider October 2, 2026, 11:46:06 Clay Travis to the rescue * - ATL October 2, 2026, 18:46:41 This seems pretty terrible imo* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 2, 2026, 11:38:35 Yeah it feels too extreme to me.* - OB25 October 2, 2026, 11:42:35 It is, but FAFO. I've told my kids and students this all the time. - JFG October 2, 2026, 12:01:30 JFC. Streisand'ing this guy's career. Pretty tame for a 15 year old IMO. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 11:26:07 at some point, there's a difference, even for a 15 year old, between thinking that - torinese October 2, 2026, 13:08:37 They are definitely stupid comments, but why not just ask him to delete them? - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 14:25:03 He's definitely taking liberties with the whole "he with the gold makes the rules" concept* - uofi1998 October 2, 2026, 12:17:11 View all; Collapse ^ Fantasy Football Trade Advice Needed - Kajagoogoo October 2, 2026, 10:00:56 View all; 14 responses; bjl63 October 2, 2026, 18:29:05 ⇥ Thanks, all. Trade declined. - Kajagoogoo October 2, 2026, 11:25:48 I would never give away a FFL first round pick.* - uofi1998 October 2, 2026, 11:04:39 We have a guy in our league that does it every year - bjl63 October 2, 2026, 18:29:05 No, keep your first. Swift is backend 1st or early 2nd. Not worth. Malik is just a guy as well * - MC October 2, 2026, 10:39:40 Sidejack - my team in the deuce league is already chalked. Losing Reed/Stribling right away, ouch* - MC October 2, 2026, 10:35:07 Mine is right there with you. Finding out Pacheco with on IR the day after you drafted him sucks. - harb October 2, 2026, 15:01:35 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 1st round picks next year are gold* - VIV October 2, 2026, 10:07:04 But what if you don’t need a QB and don’t have 1.01 for Smith? - MC October 2, 2026, 10:41:46 i think it'll be a 2021-esque draft for skill position talent. - VIV October 2, 2026, 10:45:40 Cam Coleman is an interesting case right now. Talent is there - bjl63 October 2, 2026, 10:57:24 yeah, i don't get it. how do you only get cam coleman 20 targets in 4 games?* - VIV October 2, 2026, 11:35:36 Smith, Becker, Coleman and…..? * - MC October 2, 2026, 10:47:52 Smith, Coleman, Becker, & Duff. - VIV October 2, 2026, 11:33:02 friend of mine just made partner there* - Sammich October 2, 2026, 11:34:41 View all; Collapse ^

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