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College football other games - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:32 View all; 428 responses; ATL 42 seconds ago ⇥ lol I just found out that Georgia Tech beat Clemson again. Lolololol.* - ATL 42 seconds ago Also, Vegas - EffinIllini Today, 01:21 How are there only 2 weeks of the regular season left?* - EffinIllini Today, 01:16 The ol oopsies snap. * - assassin Today, 01:14 There was zero benefit to rushing that play call there. Saved you 3 or 4 seconds* - OB25 Today, 01:11 Yeah, my thoughts below* - EffinIllini Today, 01:12 Curious set of routes for 4th and 2. * - assassin Today, 01:10 Why not take the 2 min break to talk about it - EffinIllini Today, 01:12 This rules * - assassin Today, 01:05 Monster Big 12 is back* - EffinIllini Today, 01:07 PAC 12 after dark lives on* - biclops Today, 01:06 Damn AZ* - EffinIllini Today, 01:01 Ran the Texas play* - EffinIllini Today, 01:02 The 2 Ute* - EffinIllini Today, 01:05 They seem way more sure than they should be that the ball hit the turf* - OB25 Today, 00:56 lol Wazzu - EffinIllini Today, 00:48 Scored on all 11 possessions. What a flaying. * - assassin Today, 00:51 Wow. Haven’t been watching, but rough for… - EffinIllini Today, 00:55 What the hell just happened to Gus? He somehow didn’t even see he muffed that punt?* - OB25 Today, 00:47 I think he must just be ready for bed. He has no idea what’s going on* - OB25 Today, 00:48 I think his eyes are toast. He misses stuff like that a lot. * - assassin Today, 00:51 Utah keeps shooting themselves in the dick* - assassin Today, 00:47 I did not expect Oklahoma State not to score in the second half * - assassin Today, 00:10 Haha garbage TD* - assassin Today, 00:19 #GusAfterDark * - OB25 Today, 00:03 Nice to see announcers call out a missed penalty, but we know why utah didn’t get flagged. (nm) - Waka Yesterday, 23:52 Still got more games tonight too. - assassin Yesterday, 22:41 Well thank god we got to see Cooper at the end* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 22:30 Solid win for Tx and Arch. * - harb Yesterday, 22:29 Eat shit Lane.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 22:21 I don’t think I’ve every seen a knee on the point after* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 22:21 Very rare scenario for it to even occur. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 22:35 What a play call. Lane 0-4 in big games this season.* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:21 See you in Nashville, Lane* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 22:21 *scrunches face* - assassin Yesterday, 22:22 Hm if Arch lets the RT block someone I think he scores. * - assassin Yesterday, 22:18 Texas should have way more time to work with than they do.* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:10 Does Arch always rotate his arms this much? Looks in constant discomfort * - LovetheChief Yesterday, 22:07 Pressure’s on Arch to deliver again * - assassin Yesterday, 22:01 That’s a pathetic PI call in Texas/LSU* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:42 Watching some of the highly paid independent contractors on these SEC teams is pretty funny* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 20:53 Disastrous start for OK State* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:53 Down goes Kentucky * - assassin Yesterday, 20:38 Can't believe we lost to this Purdue team, they're terrible* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 19:56 It’s a weird season for them They dominated us and were super competitive with UCLA and Wake Forest* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:07 this diaz guy for the ufi could be a problem.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 19:39 May have just done his hammy * - assassin Yesterday, 21:08 Is that the guy that was committed to us or thought to be committing before switching?* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 19:44 Yes* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 20:16 That was Maryland's first win at home against anybody other than Rutgers since 2010 in November(EDIT - illini222 Yesterday, 18:03 They went to bowl games in the 2020s and beat USC at home a few years ago* - Potomac Yesterday, 18:27 It deleted out the "in November" part. They've been bad but not that bad.* - illini222 Yesterday, 19:19 I’m assuming he’s talking about b1g games and you’re right - biclops Yesterday, 18:50 See above-bad posting by me* - illini222 Yesterday, 19:19 That is definitely not right* - UIHuskie Yesterday, 18:10 for some reason it didn't post the "in November" part* - illini222 Yesterday, 19:18 lol at these espn guys telling us that saying the CFP Committee is biased for the SEC is “disrespect - ATL Yesterday, 17:53 Stinkin’ Reilly again.* - Toonces Yesterday, 17:51 a 14 point lead against Michigan might as well be a 30 point lead* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 16:56 Man what a crazy momentum swing for USC. See if they can convert* - assassin Yesterday, 16:08 IU's stadium looks so weird with people in it - RSMBob Yesterday, 15:54 David olano has missed two kicks vs Tennessee in the first half* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 15:24 Olano misses 50 yard fg* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:23 Mizzou on pace to lose approximately 84-0* - Ron McDon Yesterday, 15:15 UAB about to get 6th win..good for Illinois SOS. - Poldark Yesterday, 15:05 UGA on top of Miznoz 14-0 not even 5 mins in. That's a shame (saracasm)* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 14:59 Oh god is fucking Tim Brando doing the Oregon game. God damn it. * - assassin Yesterday, 14:36 That said this is a sexy little 4 game YTTV special * - assassin Yesterday, 14:42 Fire Fickell Fire Dabo Beat iowa* - Poldark Yesterday, 14:33 I usually pick Illinois football to lose but something about this Iowa game seems right* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 14:35 I really feel like we’re going to win both of the next 2 * - meanjeans Yesterday, 14:39 It’s the kinda slop game we’re built to win * - assassin Yesterday, 14:36 Nebraska about to be bowl eligible thanks to Rutgers * - biclops Yesterday, 14:30 Maryland beats Wisconsin!* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 14:29 Remember 2 weeks ago where the “experts” told us Wisconsin was good* - bjl63 Yesterday, 17:14 Love that for Wisconsin. Fickell now 13-20 in B1G play * - meanjeans Yesterday, 14:47 yeah but now they might hire somebody competent like Jason Eck* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 14:59 All time bad beat by NU. Also why no PAT?* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 14:24 miami says hold my beer.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 14:35 They shouldn’t have muffed that punt.* - Toonces Yesterday, 14:26 Wisconsin’s QB just got murdered * - biclops Yesterday, 14:15 what happened to their starter? is he injured?* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 14:17 Their starter was injured a few weeks ago - assassin Yesterday, 14:22 Dabo's seat has to be red hot if he loses to GT, right? Down 20-3 at home* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 13:50 Duke could have really had something this year if they’d kept Mensah and Barkate* - OB25 Yesterday, 13:42 Sheppard is so good * - assassin Yesterday, 13:45 How is that possibly a catch?* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 13:17 Sketchy call to consider that a completed pass. Jeremiah Smith gets his own rules* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 13:16 Ohio State is not having fun* - assassin Yesterday, 13:05 go Terps..don't hire Brian Kelly* - Poldark Yesterday, 12:26 Dots - OB25 Yesterday, 12:47 Wake Forest making a statement* - assassin Yesterday, 12:17 42-0 - jdl Yesterday, 12:34 126 unanswered for them now. Wagon. * - assassin Yesterday, 12:49 ISU's Flora with three touchdowns... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:47 big win for Coach Prime* - Poldark Yesterday, 00:58 list of teams unable to fly to their games tomorrow... - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 18:26 All three of the parties involved here suck - ATL Yesterday, 00:40 I find it kind of hard to believe that the charter company couldn’t fly them on Friday. - Waka Yesterday, 03:20 I watch this every time I see it on twitter - illiniranger November 11, 2026, 20:13 Reminds me of the old Lombardi clip you used to see on NFL Films comps. - Sammich November 11, 2026, 23:35 LOL - jdl November 10, 2026, 21:35 Illinois, whose scoreboard puts a yellow field goal colored background with the same intention - meanjeans November 11, 2026, 21:12 I’m sorry, I thought this was America* - John Coctostan November 10, 2026, 22:00 I don't *hate* Lane Kiffin (although I probably would if I was a Tennessee or Ole Miss fan), but it - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 12:50 Senile Al Davis nailed him 20 years ago.* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 12:53 Al Davis also took JaMarcus Russell even tho Lane wanted Megatron* - bjl63 November 9, 2026, 20:33 He was senile but still had enough left to peg Lane* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 21:07 He was also dumb enough to hire an inexperienced 32 year old - bjl63 November 9, 2026, 21:10 He's not a drunk anymore, apparently. But this isn't going to cut it at LSU.* - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 14:38 what a fun, sexy time for him - IlliniSax05 November 9, 2026, 12:55 24 team playoff and elimination of conference championship games is official. - OB25 November 9, 2026, 10:35 Stupid not to make it 16 and eliminate byes* - RSMBob November 9, 2026, 17:56 This is stupid. More games to ignore. * - MC November 9, 2026, 17:43 I’m not a fan of the 24 team playoff, but I’m also surprised by the narrative… - OB25 November 9, 2026, 17:58 Because I don’t think there is 24 teams capable of winning the title. Not even sure there are - MC November 9, 2026, 20:14 Agreed. Big games are still big games. This is great news for a football program at our level. - voiceofreason November 9, 2026, 18:10 Delete* - bjl63 November 9, 2026, 19:40 I definitely care less who the champ is than I did before the playoff. - Sammich November 9, 2026, 13:56 no more throwing footballs into Dr. Pepper cans?* - ECEIllinois November 9, 2026, 13:15 Still can go this year. BEAT UCLA.* - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 12:41 there's a site that let's you play with various scenarios... - Orangeillini November 9, 2026, 12:55 This one is plausible at least. Need Nebraska to beat OSU at home and scUM to beat UCLA at home… - LeatherneckIllini November 9, 2026, 14:12 "we heard most of you didn't want this.....and we did it anyway" - assassin November 9, 2026, 12:40 "we'll make the most of this bad situation, we created ourselves"* - shua November 9, 2026, 12:49 the next step is uneven revenue sharing and if that doesn't happen, several teams going independent - illiniranger November 9, 2026, 12:43 Can we just get to the end state please * - biclops November 9, 2026, 12:53 NO! - illiniranger November 9, 2026, 13:24 Thanks, I hate it.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 9, 2026, 11:25 Looking at Northwestern’s schedule, they could easily lose out* - Herman Blume November 8, 2026, 17:12 one can hope!* - OWWDig November 9, 2026, 11:02 Michigan fires their OC* - assassin November 8, 2026, 16:12 Too gutless to fire him after 4 games* - Herman Blume November 8, 2026, 17:12 $10 mil buyout * - jdl November 8, 2026, 16:33 Am I wrong in feeling there are more than normal in-season B1G coordinator firings this year?* - AintHatin November 8, 2026, 16:23 Yes as all B1G teams are terrible offensively* - bjl63 November 8, 2026, 17:15 And yet there have also been 3 DC firings already too* - DocWalk20 November 9, 2026, 11:00 all the transferring is hurting the quality of play - illiniranger November 9, 2026, 12:47 How easily can players learn their schemes will be a major consideration when we make the DC hire* - ECEIllinois November 9, 2026, 13:17 i had this thought last week... - illiniranger November 9, 2026, 13:22 ooo - jdl November 8, 2026, 16:34 Shit, fuck ND* - TarheelIllini November 8, 2026, 14:54 Kevin Kane SACKED by Purdue. And looks like NC State is stupidly going to hire Philip Rivers* - OB25 November 8, 2026, 11:04 Can’t believe Rich Rod punted on 4th and 1 in a game with damn near 100 points scored - OB25 November 7, 2026, 23:54 2-6 Hawaii @ 1-7 UTEP is the kind of after dark action that you dream about.* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 23:05 WACtion in spirit, if no longer in name* - Sammich November 8, 2026, 00:07 Hope you had the over in WVU vs TT* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 7, 2026, 22:16 41-27 at HALFTIME* - assassin November 7, 2026, 22:20 Now WVU is winning 48-41. We are having fun. * - assassin November 7, 2026, 23:26 Yuck. * - IlliniRunner November 7, 2026, 22:07 I’m not convinced the rules expert is right here* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 22:02 What a ridiculous review for targeting* - illini21 November 7, 2026, 22:02 JFC Mensah what are you doing* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 22:01 Probably would t have mattered but he couldn’t have handled that worse* - Ron McDon November 7, 2026, 22:09 Can't take a sack, always spike it there, lot of stupid going on.* - Carl Spackler November 7, 2026, 22:05 What is Mensah doing here?* - UofIL6 November 7, 2026, 22:01 God dude was IN, with possession, then steps out of bounds, then the guy strips it. Bad rule* - cpsteine November 7, 2026, 21:50 That would not have been a catch in the middle of the field, so not a td* - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 22:14 Yep* - DocWalk20 November 7, 2026, 21:52 man I don't know about that call* - ECEIllinois November 7, 2026, 21:48 I’ll always hate that that’s not a TD* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 21:48 Wow, that is super close to a catch* - UofIL6 November 7, 2026, 21:47 I know that's the rule but that should be a TD * - jdl November 7, 2026, 21:49 Yep. * - harb November 7, 2026, 21:58 Agreed* - illini21 November 7, 2026, 21:51 Ooo - DocWalk20 November 7, 2026, 21:51 Either Miami has a real OL problem or Notre Dame’s DL is elite* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 21:45 ND-Miami back to being interesting* - UofIL6 November 7, 2026, 21:42 ambitious to try a 53-yard FG when it's 37 degrees* - Orangeillini November 7, 2026, 21:43 WVU-Tx Tech is 28-24 Tech with 9 minutes left in the 2nd quarter* - illini21 November 7, 2026, 21:37 Somehow we’re still doing the FreddyinLA thing? He’s at Ryan Field, we need a JeffFrank collab* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 21:16 the Michigan - Ohio St. game this season is going to get moved to BTN+ at this rate* - ECEIllinois November 7, 2026, 21:15 ooo - jdl November 7, 2026, 21:32 That Iowa flea flicker was the most Iowa thing I’ve ever seen. * - illini November 7, 2026, 20:59 Is this Miami defense always this ass?* - gvibes November 7, 2026, 20:30 Yes* - EffinIllini November 7, 2026, 21:01 Evening slate has not delivered. I guess I’ll watch the UM/MSU slop fest since it’s close* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 20:29 Michigan has 100 yards of offense near the end of the 3rd lol* - gvibes November 7, 2026, 21:00 they've got 5 wins and finish with Oregon, UCLA, and tOSU. they could miss a bowl at this rate.* - Orangeillini November 7, 2026, 21:35 There must be some agreement with Underwood’s camp to not play him again. - OB25 November 7, 2026, 21:06 Miami says not so fast my friend* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 20:57 Just turned interesting * - EffinIllini November 7, 2026, 21:00 Michigan State 6, Michigan 0. Halftime. - assassin November 7, 2026, 20:17 RIP Ole Miss* - assassin November 7, 2026, 20:14 Mean Jeans said it earlier, but few things better than a college football Saturday... - KingTalkyTiki November 7, 2026, 20:11 If this continues, Toney for Heisman? - EffinIllini November 7, 2026, 20:00 Catholics taking it to convicts* - Sammich November 7, 2026, 19:55 With the attrition elsehwere, seems like we’re likely all that stands between Iowa and the playoff* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 19:44 UGA has gone plaid * - illiniranger November 7, 2026, 19:38 lol I mean you still have to go for that if you’re Miami right?* - illini21 November 7, 2026, 19:32 Miami looking very beatable so far* - Orangeillini November 7, 2026, 19:12 ND came out ready to play. * - illiniranger November 7, 2026, 19:12 My view at Ryan Field: - JeffFrank November 7, 2026, 19:01 Is it really that empty there for 2 pretty good teams? - RSMBob November 7, 2026, 19:40 Fire Lance Leipold * - Poldark November 7, 2026, 18:25 I’m randomly multiview on ucf and ku and this review is WILD - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 18:21 Taken with the in house camera?* - assassin November 7, 2026, 18:42 They were blowing up the tv feed and the refs thought it was a different view - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 20:21 The Arizona/Washington Jedd Fisch swap hasn’t really gone as expected* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 17:57 We are about to have the same record as Ohio State and Oregon* - biclops November 7, 2026, 17:42 ooo - IlliniSax05 November 7, 2026, 18:06 Just got the shoutout on CBS. Hell yeah. * - assassin November 7, 2026, 18:02 Really? Excellent * - EffinIllini November 7, 2026, 20:01 seriously? BEAT UCLA * - Poldark November 7, 2026, 18:37 embrace the chaos. BEAT UCLA * - Poldark November 7, 2026, 17:52 LOLOSU* - VIV November 7, 2026, 17:39 LOLLSU* - bjl63 November 7, 2026, 18:10 LOLSU* - ECEIllinois November 7, 2026, 18:32 Enjoy watching the lane train derail * - illiniranger November 7, 2026, 17:38 LSU and Ohio State getting similarly worked* - assassin November 7, 2026, 17:40 A lot of blue blood fan bases are going to go beserk in the transfer era - illiniranger November 7, 2026, 17:51 laughs at Texas A&M, munches on foie gras(nm)* - Poldark November 7, 2026, 17:31 Imagine not being able to beat Oregon while starting your freshman backup QB* - ECEIllinois November 7, 2026, 17:29 LOL* - ATL November 7, 2026, 18:12 That Moore catch was amazing* - WhitmansFolly November 7, 2026, 17:17 SEC legit might get 6 in playoff. No 3 loss team from that league is eliminated* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 17:17 How bad was that O coordinator they fired. Look legit dangerous on offense sgain* - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 17:15 WTF was Dan Lanning thinking* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 17:07 Could tell in the game we played them that Ohio State’s defense was very average* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 16:54 The young man from Illinois running all over them right now - BradUnderwoodforprez November 7, 2026, 16:56 Uh oh Ryan Day* - assassin November 7, 2026, 16:53 I can’t believe that stupid Oregon play worked* - biclops November 7, 2026, 16:22 Let's Go Ducks* - Poldark November 7, 2026, 16:08 Lane Kiffin you idiot!* - Poldark November 7, 2026, 15:46 Aw man KU almost had a fat man TD* - assassin November 7, 2026, 14:55 Eat shit Purdue * - meanjeans November 7, 2026, 14:50 UCLA looks good. This will be a challenge.* - Toonces November 7, 2026, 14:43 I’ve got to see us not get blown out on the west coast to think we can play one close out there - illiniranger November 7, 2026, 16:08 last two wins @Cal 2001 KFHB 2011* - Poldark November 7, 2026, 16:56 The game is 8:00 p.m. Central, 6:00 p.m. Pacific time.* - Orangeillini November 7, 2026, 16:14 They ain’t played nobody! - Waka November 7, 2026, 15:30 They’re good but I’m guessing the spread won’t be as big as might be expected on paper.* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 15:20 6.5 it appears* - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 15:39 hopefully overconfident and looking forward to the big house the following week. - Ari Gold November 7, 2026, 15:13 We’ll likely get stomped but I’m pumped for that game* - illini21 November 7, 2026, 14:46 LOL at Fleck punting there* - illini21 November 7, 2026, 14:39 Stunning to punt on 4th & 7 down 14 with 2 plus minutes left* - Orangeillini November 7, 2026, 14:40 Hope they lose out. * - assassin November 7, 2026, 14:48 Holy fuck that’s a hit you’ll show people the rest of your life * - assassin November 7, 2026, 14:34 UCLA’s QB is 8-15 for 303 yards WTF* - Orangeillini November 7, 2026, 14:29 Spent three quarters running then took the top off. - assassin November 7, 2026, 14:31 That’s wild* - illini21 November 7, 2026, 14:30 Minnesota safety getting beat deep..twice * - Poldark November 7, 2026, 14:30 Kyle Whittingham has to be feeling great right now* - assassin November 7, 2026, 14:26 We better be ready to cover that guy.* - Toonces November 7, 2026, 14:22 Don’t worry, I’m sure X will lock him up.* - voiceofreason November 7, 2026, 14:25 Yikes Minnesota* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 14:21 That’s not how you play safety. * - assassin November 7, 2026, 14:22 GD UCLA* - Poldark November 7, 2026, 14:21 BYU and Utah are so overrated.* - voiceofreason November 7, 2026, 14:12 Arch misses so many throws. Minus the name that’s a 4th rounder at best* - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 14:09 Not worth the bullshit that will come with him - illiniranger November 7, 2026, 14:16 I completely agree, but he just made a beautiful throw for the lead.* - voiceofreason November 7, 2026, 14:14 Sure, it’s in there. But he just misses easy throws so often and very rarely wows you to make it up* - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 14:26 Yep, I’m with you. He’s underwhelming every time I watch him.* - voiceofreason November 7, 2026, 14:28 Like i wouldn’t even think of trading our guy for him. Arch misses those tight throws across the - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 14:30 Early window of the mega-slate is delivering.* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 13:56 The witching hour truly upon us. * - assassin November 7, 2026, 14:10 UCLA has had their center and a guard go out today * - assassin November 7, 2026, 13:48 They simply must hang on * - meanjeans November 7, 2026, 13:56 If we want to win the big ten we need them to pick up another loss tho * - assassin November 7, 2026, 14:12 Hey Carl Spackler! Fire Will Hall!* - Poldark November 7, 2026, 13:45 Just a completely obvious insanely bad hire.* - Carl Spackler November 7, 2026, 13:59 SEC replay center protecting Texas. No way that should have been overturned* - illini222 November 7, 2026, 13:10 Arch Protect!* - illini222 November 7, 2026, 13:41 That said the on field refs missed two huge flags against Mizzou on that drive - assassin November 7, 2026, 13:17 I was ready to look up Dampier’s Heisman odds after the first 5 minutes of this game - OB25 November 7, 2026, 12:36 I’m beginning to think Maryland might stink* - opossum jenkins November 7, 2026, 12:00 Bear Bachmrier’s brothers’ names are Tiger and….Hank?* - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 11:47 Tigers and bears are beasts, as is Dr. Henry "Hank" McCoy* - Sammich November 7, 2026, 12:03 Also this game is fire.* - John Coctostan November 7, 2026, 12:00 scouting UCLA at Minnesota - Poldark November 7, 2026, 11:28 I will absolutely barf if Minnesota picks them off. UCLA is totally gettable and I want us to do it* - meanjeans November 7, 2026, 13:44 UCLA QB running zone read* - Poldark November 7, 2026, 11:36 Amazing semi-onsides kick by Arizona* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 00:58 yeah. pretty entertaining game* - ECEIllinois November 7, 2026, 00:59 Hey, they are alive! - jdl November 6, 2026, 17:44 Aidan Chiles out for NW against Iowa tomorrow. He should take the rest of the month off too* - OB25 November 6, 2026, 16:07 Chiles, please* - Sammich November 6, 2026, 16:12 Ankle surgery for Malachi Toney. That’s brutal* - OB25 November 4, 2026, 18:46 Earlier today, it was a “tweak.”* - bjl63 November 4, 2026, 18:55 Mike Norvell finally got SACKED* - OB25 November 1, 2026, 14:36 Interesting that Rick Stockstill is now the interim coach. Former mtsu head coach* - ECEIllinois November 1, 2026, 20:24 $50 mil buyout * - jdl November 1, 2026, 14:49 The positive in waiting this long is they won’t be forced to hire Deion* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 14:39 Never thought I’d see the day where we were filling our stadium more than most teams. - OB25 November 1, 2026, 12:26 We need a lubed-up full house on Friday.* - Toonces November 1, 2026, 12:30 Whoa. Just saw my HS teammates son had the winning pick 6 for Washington… - LeatherneckIllini November 1, 2026, 01:47 THE Ohio State University is 6-4 in its last 10 games.* - Poldark November 1, 2026, 00:37 Not a good 3rd quarter for Boise State - Sammich October 31, 2026, 23:45 win #2 for Chicago State* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 23:34 Even the onside kick recovery was extra painful for Nebraska* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 22:30 I enjoy the misery of other fan bases, but man it’s hard not to feel for Nebraska fans. - OB25 October 31, 2026, 22:20 After living in Nebraska for many years…. - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 22:24 They go from a 4th and 19 to effectively seal the game to getting rolled. That's Zook/Beckman era - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 22:22 Wow, this is almost too harsh of an ending* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 22:19 Why didn’t Washington play this QB from the start?* - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 22:17 He's still kinda hurt. Bruised ribs I think* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 22:17 Looks pretty damn good. * - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 22:18 Torched us last season* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 22:19 They paid him a ton of money to stay too* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 22:21 After threatening to sue him for trying to leave* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 22:33 Let’s see if Evraska can have another last minute soul crushing loss before playing us* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 22:03 Yowza! 3 losses in a row (if I heard that right) * - illinijohn October 31, 2026, 22:23 Dagger* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 22:19 Yep * - jdl October 31, 2026, 22:18 Corner blitz off the best WR, with a RB on that side is an interesting call* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 22:17 Wow* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 22:15 Holy shit, insane 4th and 18 conversion.* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 22:13 And then that TD lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 22:15 Maybe * - jdl October 31, 2026, 22:13 If IU had lost this would’ve been a crazy chaos day* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 21:12 I’ve got an itch to throw a championship future on LSU or Texas. Already got one on Miami… - OB25 October 31, 2026, 21:20 ooo - biclops October 31, 2026, 21:13 When does Day get fired? * - jdl October 31, 2026, 21:07 That white running back on Iowa State was shot out of a cannon, wowzers* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 21:04 Can confirm* - KingTalkyTiki October 31, 2026, 21:24 Video proof - OB25 October 31, 2026, 21:09 Holy crap at the catch and run by Bowman on USC* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 20:52 UNC leading Miami in 2nd half. Bill just needed to get rid of Jordon and Lombardi* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 20:38 QB play in the B1G is laughably bad* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 19:48 To be fair, most of the good ones are injured* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 19:57 A healthy Houser is as good as any of these guys - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 20:00 I’d argue that the healthy ones aren’t good either* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 19:58 Arkansas is terrible. Gifted Mizzou 10 points already on 1st qtr turnovers* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 19:23 Shane Beamer having a reniassance, Oklahoma needs a change* - assassin October 31, 2026, 18:27 Coach Prime won in OT* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 18:25 Cignetti at least knows to bring pressure. Minny rushed 3 - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 18:23 yep* - biclops October 31, 2026, 18:25 Throw it up at least. Terrible QB play.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 18:23 Man that sucks. Cignetti deserved a loss there* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 18:22 Most unimpressive 8-1 I’ve ever seen.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 18:23 Gross minny qb play* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 18:22 fuck Indiana * - biclops October 31, 2026, 18:22 Fire Lance Leipold* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 18:12 Just drilled FG’s* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 18:11 IU is gonna win and it’s gonna completely overshadow Curt bungling the entire end of game* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 18:10 Oh he’s gonna act arrogant as hell too when questioned about it* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 18:15 Yuppp* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 18:14 Yeah they deserve to lose this one* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 18:11 CFB is the best* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 18:10 Unbelievable* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 18:10 fuck Indiana * - biclops October 31, 2026, 18:10 Wow, fucking kicker dick off.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 18:10 They can’t keep getting away with this.* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 18:10 I think you should have learned from the Brewers. They indeed can, unfortunately.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 18:11 [Keith]incredible![/Jackson[ * - jdl October 31, 2026, 18:10 Ultimate bail out* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 18:10 back to back 60 yarders. my god* - assassin October 31, 2026, 18:10 How is this real life. these kicks are insane* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 18:09 roll back the footballs * - jdl October 31, 2026, 18:10 Holy shit-* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 18:09 Holy shit. Cignetti still has at least a piece of a horseshoe up his ass* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 18:09 Miss it you lucky fucks* - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 18:08 Sigh. The horseshoe remains fully implanted* - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 18:09 How did he not call timeout?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 18:08 he must've thought he was out of bounds? puzzling otherwise* - ECEIllinois October 31, 2026, 18:09 Looked to me like Becker got out of bounds but maybe his knee was down first - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 18:08 Was thinking the same thing. Cost them a play* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 18:08 Well shit* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 18:07 Becker is one of my favorite players* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 18:07 Credit where it’s due. That’s big fucking monkey balls to go for a 60 yarder there.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 18:05 Wow* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 18:05 Holy shit he drilled that* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 18:04 Sure did. Wow!* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 18:05 I thought it was way too high, what a bomb* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 18:04 I can’t think of any reason to not take the timeout there if you’re Cignetti* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 18:03 overconfident, doesn't look so good when the magic wears off* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 18:06 yeah absolutely boneheaded* - ECEIllinois October 31, 2026, 18:05 I guess if you want to Minnesota to burn the timeout and you have confidence he’ll miss - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 18:05 Zookian* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 18:04 100%. Really daring MN to try the kick* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 18:03 yeah that was what I was thinking* - ECEIllinois October 31, 2026, 18:06 And it’s good from 60!* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 18:04 It took 2.5 years but Raiola finally had his signature Mahomes impersonation moment* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 17:56 USC?* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 18:02 haha suck it NUrds* - ECEIllinois October 31, 2026, 17:55 What a way for Oregon to get the game clinching first down. LOL Raiola. * - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 17:57 Oh Goophers* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 17:51 incomplete * - Poldark October 31, 2026, 17:52 Barely. Phew* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 17:52 That Savage kid is from our local HS. Got paid $150k to redshirt this year. - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 17:57 Maybe IU should’ve kept Mendoza the younger* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 17:46 PJ Fleck is perhaps the most underrated coach in CFB - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 17:40 I second the clown and weirdo part* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 17:58 Meh. IU is as overrated as Notre Dame. The B1G is really down again this year.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 17:55 Oregon's turn to run the six minute play - assassin October 31, 2026, 17:36 If Ohio State looks like shit without Sayin, there’s no B1G team that is a real threat* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 17:32 I think the streak is over* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 17:39 LOL IU * - jdl October 31, 2026, 17:31 Have they used up all their luck?* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 17:32 Wasting those WRs* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 17:37 Weird to see an Oregon team that just doesn’t seem fast at all on offense. - OB25 October 31, 2026, 17:15 Glad they saved it for this week* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 17:28 Well there it is* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 17:25 just hit the speed home run there* - assassin October 31, 2026, 17:25 here come the Ducks * - assassin October 31, 2026, 17:01 At least we know Cignetti is human. That was a once in a lifetime group of unheralded players* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 16:14 Hoover finally gets the hook * - assassin October 31, 2026, 16:39 Was he healthy? He was down for awhile after the end of the half pick - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 16:41 hasn't really been healthy since Ohio State* - assassin October 31, 2026, 16:48 IU fans booing this performance * - jdl October 31, 2026, 15:52 Goofers take the lead! * - jdl October 31, 2026, 15:52 Crazy ending to this D3 Johns Hopkins football game - ATL October 31, 2026, 15:26 Raiola is so bad* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 15:06 Delightful interception by Florida just now.* - Toonces October 31, 2026, 15:03 I don’t think there’s any outcome that would surprise me in this NW-OR game* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:38 Fuck off that that’s on the Cock* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 14:39 it's on the NBC Sports Channel too* - assassin October 31, 2026, 14:40 In 4K!* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:50 Don’t get that so point still stands* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 14:44 what's your TV provider?* - assassin October 31, 2026, 14:48 U Verse* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 14:59 ah, that's on you then* - assassin October 31, 2026, 15:01 Nah. I’m good* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 15:05 Oregon flat erasing NW would actually surprise me the most of any outcome* - assassin October 31, 2026, 14:39 mini has decent seats at the cocktail party today - ATL October 31, 2026, 14:33 Talk about completely stripping away all the charm from that rivalry. Gross to see it played there.* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 14:34 Temporary solution to Jacksonville stadium renovation. Universities decided two semi-neutral sites - ATL October 31, 2026, 14:37 Next year it’s in Tampa IIRC* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 14:47 Yep.* - ATL October 31, 2026, 14:54 Ah ok, I thought it was a permanent money grab* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 14:39 SMU in trouble at Syracuse* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:32 Michigan tied with Buttgers in the 4th* - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 14:21 Lasted long enough for me to change the channel. I’ll turn it off now.* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:25 scum in trouble at buttgers.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:20 ROLL WAVE (but god do we suck, what a horrible HC hire)* - Carl Spackler October 31, 2026, 12:54 I like the way you think, lol* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:33 View all; Collapse ^ NFL Thread - DanSaint 1 hour ago View all; 17 responses; Toonces 3 minutes ago ⇥ Fuck the Lion looks good.* - Toonces 3 minutes ago Good job good effort Patriots* - Ron McDon 3 minutes ago Human centipede is a bold choice for a TD celebration* - biclops 4 minutes ago Announcers have no clue…* - Illini Guy 4 minutes ago Oh no Tommy.* - Toonces 43 minutes ago *pokes Patriots* do something!!* - shua 49 minutes ago This f’ing division, man. Might need to go 12-5 just to make the playoffs* - OB25 1 hour ago This one doesnt count though - ISeeDeadHawkeyes 42 minutes ago Nah, that’s a certified Lamarr Houston. - Sammich 1 hour ago I didn’t realize it was Hutchinson. Huge loss for the Lion.* - Toonces 1 hour ago Which one? - IlliniSax05 54 minutes ago The main one. Mustafa.* - Toonces 42 minutes ago And Drake Maye now out. Not great, could really use a Lions loss here* - OB25 1 hour ago I was gonna say Tommy D has this but then that play happened lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider 1 hour ago Looked like a hip drop tackle?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes 1 hour ago Guys are getting hurt every week because of uncalled hip drop tackles. The emphasis on - voiceofreason 1 hour ago LOL.* - Toonces 1 hour ago View all; Collapse ^ Week of 11/9 Current Events thread - Chuck Grassley is hella old - ATL November 8, 2026, 23:37 View all; 502 responses; doubledown 1 hour ago ⇥ I too learned my favorite Roman history quotes from Rome Total War.... - LeatherneckIllini 4 hours ago For biclops: - Sammich 1 hour ago Hegseth-working-out.gif * - doubledown 1 hour ago Biclops, don’t look* - lcubed 3 hours ago Ballroom comparison - TarheelIllini 4 hours ago The baughts have taken over - complainant Yesterday, 22:16 It’s great when you have enough privilege to chose your politician by hilarity… - shua 3 hours ago We’ve been conditioned to reward the messy bitches - Sammich 1 hour ago Hey complainant, if you found out your spouse was a neo nazi, would you divorce them? - ATL Yesterday, 00:45 I bought you two this Xmas gift - Stu Yesterday, 13:17 Can't believe you snowflake liberals flip out like this over a difference of opinion - Sammich Yesterday, 08:48 He never said he was a Nazi, so how was she to know? * - doubledown Yesterday, 08:29 "Oooh I love your snazzy new red armband honey! Adds a pop of color to your outfit!"* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:39 “And who do you keep waving to?”* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 15:14 “We never discussed him being a nazi. Just how much we both hate the blacks and the Jews.”* - ATL Yesterday, 16:41 He’s an anti dentite* - KCWildcat Yesterday, 17:22 Next thing you’re going to say is that they should have their own schools. - ATL Yesterday, 17:24 Active bomb threat and evacuation ongoing downtown Peoria - Dilbert November 13, 2026, 21:39 Sounds like they found something... - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 08:32 Yeah. Evacuation orders still in effect as they search the facility for additional - Dilbert Yesterday, 09:54 Listening to this press conference… - SurfTheBoneyard November 13, 2026, 19:48 Now they're saying that the problem was new equipment they were installing. - doubledown Yesterday, 11:04 The most transparent administration in history* - GMAW 2 hours ago ooo - ATL Yesterday, 13:29 Just a reminder that DOGE fired a bunch of FAA staff - ATL November 13, 2026, 23:58 Who’s going to tell ATL when this truth was sent? - ATL November 13, 2026, 23:42 The fact those 2 are making decision in our country is scary. They are dumb as shit* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 22:14 Their voters aren't smart enough to parse that distinction. It's like blaming Obama for the 2008 - complainant November 13, 2026, 19:58 Was supposed to be enroute to Vegas right now. Sat at the airport for 2 hours. - Illiniphil November 13, 2026, 18:56 Where was your connection, and how much are hotels there right now? - complainant November 13, 2026, 19:54 Oh man, that sucks. Good luck.* - DT November 13, 2026, 18:59 nm* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 18:39 I hope Jensen can appreciate what he helped create: - ghost_of_clt November 13, 2026, 18:28 Fantastic * - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 18:35 Update caused the system to reboot? - CanHartlebHireSnider November 13, 2026, 18:09 Jesus Christ, did somebody not click the “Remind me in 2 hours” button? - DT November 13, 2026, 19:04 I’m hearing it was PC Load Letter* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:52 Friday afternoon seems like a brilliant time to reboot a critical travel system. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 18:22 Super Intelligence - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 18:36 Great. Trump, Xi and Putin to meet soon - timmer November 13, 2026, 17:56 National Weather Service is apparently having comms and interwebs issues* - timmer November 13, 2026, 17:08 NWS says not true. Apparently old issue brought back up on social media * - BradUnderwoodforprez November 13, 2026, 17:55 Amtrak just trolling the airline people - ATL November 13, 2026, 16:39 In other transportation news, an asphalt tanker rammed and sank a riverboat cruise in N. Orleans - DT November 13, 2026, 15:54 From what I read…all passengers and crew accounted for and 30 or so taken to hospital with injuries* - harb November 13, 2026, 19:03 Sweet free advertising for Atlantic Asphalt tho* - memyselfandillini November 13, 2026, 17:24 I'm starting to wonder if Whistler got ahold of Gunter's little black box. * - doubledown November 13, 2026, 16:24 Cootys Rat Semen!* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 17:26 dont see Sneakers reference much these days* - shua November 13, 2026, 16:32 Jesus. That’s world class as deep cuts go* - opossum jenkins November 13, 2026, 16:29 be a beacon * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 16:25 Some crazy videos and pictures. - ATL November 13, 2026, 16:04 When the Pacific Princess docked in Puerta Vallarta, passengers had all day to disembark for shoppin - complainant November 13, 2026, 16:03 Every MAGA influencer is crowing about John Brennan's son being arrested for child pornography. - complainant November 13, 2026, 15:43 Nationwide groundstop??* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 15:07 thanks, Dems* - bbonb November 13, 2026, 17:40 My son's plane landed and deplaned surprisingly normally - RSMBob November 13, 2026, 16:42 Oh great. Just supposed to fly… tomorrow afternoon.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 13, 2026, 16:26 Skynet became self-aware on Friday the 13th of November 2026 - timmer November 13, 2026, 16:06 Got the email. It was a good run.* - timmer November 13, 2026, 16:01 Their new AI tool? - doubledown November 13, 2026, 15:50 you mean SI, you terrorist - assassin November 13, 2026, 16:30 Well, it doesn't seem very super* - Stu November 13, 2026, 16:39 Dumbest man in America up there answering questions about the FAA's AI tool - ATL November 13, 2026, 16:12 Why is it Markwayne and not Duffy? Seems like the wrong idiot. Unless this is an attack. * - doubledown November 13, 2026, 16:37 Duffy could still be on his family road trip that definitely wasn’t a grift * - ATL November 13, 2026, 16:44 Hail to the Orange & Blue! - complainant November 13, 2026, 16:20 The tool realized if it cancelled all flight it would save millions of gallons of fuel.* - DT November 13, 2026, 15:56 and prevent infinity accidents. - memyselfandillini November 13, 2026, 17:28 Whoa* - illini21 November 13, 2026, 15:48 It appears that Flavor Flav was the first to break this story. - Tortillini November 13, 2026, 15:47 Has flown with Flava Flav. * - illini November 13, 2026, 16:40 I can't decide if Flava Flav is a national treasure - Sounder November 13, 2026, 15:54 wat?* - ATL November 13, 2026, 15:59 Re: wat?* - Tortillini November 13, 2026, 16:20 Sean Duffy strikes again.* - ATL November 13, 2026, 15:45 Cyberattack?* - VIV November 13, 2026, 15:33 Sorry, link - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 15:11 Whoa. Just got the breaking news notification from the NYTimes app… - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 15:31 Well, we know they don't use Outlook on those old-ass machines* - Sammich November 13, 2026, 15:16 "extraordinary circumstances"* - Stu November 13, 2026, 15:10 Have we talked about Gillibrand needing to fuck off?... - shua November 13, 2026, 14:49 Jeff Frank Bat Signal just went off* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 15:11 Sirens going off at US bases in the UK * - MC November 13, 2026, 14:13 unauthorized drone activity* - assassin November 13, 2026, 14:39 It took 10 years for Osama bin Laden to respond for American soldiers eating BBQ and fermenting - complainant November 13, 2026, 14:47 Finally the AP calls Colorado’s 4th District. - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 13:59 She should cash in with an Onlyfans account* - TarheelIllini November 13, 2026, 16:10 From now on you'll have to go to Aerosmith to get your fill of honkins from Bobo.* - Warrin'_Illini November 13, 2026, 14:17 *bearded Redford gif** - Tortillini November 13, 2026, 14:19 Incredible collection of words put together by our hard rockin' friends from New England.* - Warrin'_Illini November 13, 2026, 14:24 and nobody will miss her* - shua November 13, 2026, 14:05 She did a job, everyone please give her a hand. * - doubledown November 13, 2026, 14:00 oh no - Tortillini November 13, 2026, 13:17 Per CNBC, Kevin says 'not true' (and guessing he said it with that dumb smirk)* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 13:44 But he was doing so well!* - ATL November 13, 2026, 13:25 no real need for a Baghdad Bob anymore. sorry bud* - assassin November 13, 2026, 13:21 Oh no* - Stu November 13, 2026, 13:21 Jensen calls his replacement/CFO a "Deer in the headlights" in executive meetings - Stu November 13, 2026, 08:06 And Chinese AI models look to be using Blackwell chips - timmer November 13, 2026, 13:06 You don't say. * - doubledown November 13, 2026, 14:01 He was probably pissed that she wouldn’t sleep with him.* - DT November 13, 2026, 11:11 “She had a real deer in the headlights like when I asked if she’d let me boink her”* - ATL November 13, 2026, 11:12 Brings a whole new perspective to the concept of “executive meetings”* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 11:43 Especially since he famously eschewed 1-on-1 meetings and opted instead for huge groups. * - doubledown November 13, 2026, 11:55 I guess now we really know how it all ends* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 12:06 ooo - doubledown November 13, 2026, 12:07 It's so weird he's piece of shit, unlike all of the other tech CEO's* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:19 I really thought it was gonna be Kendall* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 09:53 Term of endeerment* - PapaDels November 13, 2026, 09:44 i had no ideer* - memyselfandillini November 13, 2026, 16:00 Overly fawning, imo* - Jackie November 13, 2026, 10:32 He's only trying to make a buck* - Stu November 13, 2026, 10:33 Doe! Can't believe I'm late to yet another pun thread.* - Sammich November 13, 2026, 10:48 Maybe you’re stuck in a rut* - Stu November 13, 2026, 10:52 I think Lutnick is going to be roadkill once all the details of this scandal come out.* - DT November 13, 2026, 11:07 I think he goes by Nutlick now * - ATL November 13, 2026, 11:13 Something, something… salt lick* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 11:44 I’m just afraid Sammich is becoming stagnant* - Stu November 13, 2026, 11:54 Might need something to lure him out* - illini222 November 13, 2026, 12:17 I'm having trouble organizing my scat-tered thoughts* - Sammich November 13, 2026, 12:27 Use lists... It's what my ADHD antler-ned* - Phytynlini November 13, 2026, 13:04 It was in August, and the context was that Huang and his son-in-law were making deals to - doubledown November 13, 2026, 09:01 What's the issue with helping with the financing?* - gullit November 13, 2026, 09:10 They artificially create a market (or at least demand) for products that Nvidia is selling - ATL November 13, 2026, 09:38 Decisions like "we can go ahead and make risky bets on all these neocloud companies, and it will be - doubledown November 13, 2026, 10:03 Is this the same as the giant shell game they’ve been playing with Microsoft and others or something - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 10:09 Circular financing, and it's only a problem if there's too much of it relative to other income. - doubledown November 13, 2026, 10:16 So we’ve gone from questionable practices to turning it up a notch by adding illegal inputs into - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 10:19 It all makes sense if you assume he knew exactly what Alice Huang was up to. * - doubledown November 13, 2026, 10:26 Yeah—seems hard to believe that he was unaware. - DT November 13, 2026, 11:19 Lucky for Howard, Cantor Fitzgerald doesn't do business with Chinese companies. - Chuck Woodaby November 13, 2026, 12:07 There almost assuredly are kickbacks and/or hush money in the mix there somewhere.* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 11:47 ooo - doubledown November 13, 2026, 11:48 Read about what took down Lucent Technologies. * - doubledown November 13, 2026, 09:37 No wonder Trump's been touting Tim Cook for the role. He's a complete supplicant to Trump - ATL November 13, 2026, 09:04 Tim Nvidia* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 09:52 He also could be right…* - CWR10 November 13, 2026, 08:46 He may be crazy* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:30 He could be, but there's a better way to put things than humiliating someone callously* - Stu November 13, 2026, 08:55 Get your lazy asses back to work. MS Outlook looks to be back up and running as of 7 AM in God's - ATL November 13, 2026, 05:55 Good, I can work from home today! * - Tuscy November 13, 2026, 06:20 Van Hollen will challenge Schumer for Majority Leader. - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 20:44 Interesting if you want a progressive aiming for higher office as a relative unknown* - Potomac November 13, 2026, 11:50 nm* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 14:06 He'd be great as a Senate Majority Leader. He ain't winning the presidential nomination* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 12:55 Dems should cut a deal with Schumer. We’ll give you majority leader, you don’t run in 2028.* - Carl Spackler November 13, 2026, 08:57 no need to cut a deal. he can run in 28 if he wants, but he'll lose to AOC* - cpsteine November 13, 2026, 10:36 This is what I'd like to see. Let's make a deal (or deals) so everyone is on the same page.* - Warrin'_Illini November 13, 2026, 09:42 I don't really get it. Schumer seems fine? Did a great job managing the senate races this year* - ECEIllinois November 12, 2026, 21:26 lol* - HeatMizer November 13, 2026, 00:05 He's been leader for 10 years, is 75, is from literally the same borough as Jeffries... - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 22:17 Maybe it's because of the Baileys - Jersey November 13, 2026, 08:22 Is Mrs. Bailey Judy Gemstone?* - ghost_of_clt November 13, 2026, 09:26 75 is the new 35* - Stu November 13, 2026, 05:16 Van Hollen is, checks notes, 67 years old* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:26 So barely out of puberty* - Stu November 13, 2026, 10:32 Man, I hate Boomers* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:33 But Van Hollen seems more willing to fight and to make change (like abandoning the filibuster)* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 00:30 What does "fight" mean in this context?* - complainant November 13, 2026, 00:35 CVH went down to Central America to recoup a constituent out of a torture prison. This was right - Warrin'_Illini November 13, 2026, 11:34 He’s old* - PapaDels November 12, 2026, 22:13 People are mad because he didn’t “fight” - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 21:36 He's absolutely the wrong person for this time. - larue33 November 12, 2026, 21:54 he's too old. all of them are. prediction: he will not run again, as he'll shy from primary vs AOC.* - cpsteine November 13, 2026, 10:33 I hope you're right, but they all seem to try to hold on at least until they are in the grave. * - larue33 November 13, 2026, 14:29 Reaching across the aisle is necessary when you have a "majority" of 48. - complainant November 12, 2026, 22:02 The hard left is looking to shiv anyone tied to AIPAC.* - complainant November 12, 2026, 21:28 I don't think it's just the hard left. - larue33 November 13, 2026, 08:21 ^^ this* - cpsteine November 13, 2026, 10:34 I don't want any foreign money influencing our political system - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:25 bingo!* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 05:26 He is not currently in leadership, so... - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 21:01 He’s gonna run for president. Most of it is getting his name out there* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 21:05 Dems retain KS governor's mansion* - ATL November 12, 2026, 16:55 Today in left-wing economic intervention - complainant November 12, 2026, 15:22 0 New* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 12, 2026, 12:58 Outlook problems? This is gonna mess up my day a lot * - MC November 12, 2026, 13:27 Yep- havent received anything since like 1130 am* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 12, 2026, 13:48 I noted in the other thread that mine came back for a bit - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 13:57 Same here. * - Tuscy November 12, 2026, 13:40 Looking ahead to the Senate in 2028… - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 12:20 I appreciate that Warnock's seat is barely in the conversation when... - shua November 12, 2026, 14:05 I think GA is the new VA. As long as they govern well they’ll stay blue* - TarheelIllini November 12, 2026, 15:18 It also depends on whether the Republican Party survives its populist experiment. - complainant November 12, 2026, 17:01 As long as AZ nominates moderate, law & order Dems with common sense border talk, AZ stays blue* - Desert November 12, 2026, 13:54 Okay Boomer. Unfortunately, the DSA has other plans.* - complainant November 12, 2026, 16:57 Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:32 Map looks pretty good for Democrats unless they really foul things up in the interim.* - Toonces November 12, 2026, 13:11 non zero chance* - torinese November 12, 2026, 13:16 Was Sarah Kendzior always a conspiracy theorist? - complainant November 12, 2026, 12:02 yes* - assassin November 12, 2026, 12:07 6 people shot at DC gym this morning. Suspect barricaded in nearby apartment complex - illini21 November 12, 2026, 09:30 Suspect had been in litigation with the apartment building owner - illini21 November 12, 2026, 10:50 He’s gonna lose his security deposit. * - doubledown November 12, 2026, 11:10 When that dude shot up the opening of the Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, the Denver Post - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 11:18 Someone showed off his two guns too literally* - timmer November 12, 2026, 09:51 Trump pulls Vance off negotiating a peace deal with Iran and foreign policy in general - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 09:17 LMFCO. Trump openly ratfucking JD on the reg is a hilarious side plot in this drama - Jackie November 12, 2026, 11:24 It's JD's love language. It's how he knows Trump cares* - LWillhite November 12, 2026, 12:16 Everyone in Trump’s orbit has a humiliation kink* - Jackie November 12, 2026, 13:13 He dumped all over Marco in 2016 but the way he talks about him vs JD you can tell who is his choice - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 14:20 i'd be happy if the JD stink made it to peter thiel* - torinese November 12, 2026, 13:18 We all hate these nerds. Make this shit stop * - Jackie November 12, 2026, 13:44 So JD is coming for Chicago? Christmas came early this year!!* - KingTalkyTiki November 12, 2026, 10:12 JD Vance/Nick Shirley 2028. - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 09:56 That's a much bigger job than it was a few weeks ago, so it will be good to have more manpower. * - doubledown November 12, 2026, 09:28 Per CNBC, Huang to resign immediately* - UofIL6 November 12, 2026, 07:50 Per Reuters, Jensen put his Huang in a 2nd female employee* - UofIL6 November 12, 2026, 13:31 Oh no* - Stu November 12, 2026, 13:40 Looking back, this interview is an Elizabeth Holmes level revelation of a guy who was knowingly - doubledown November 12, 2026, 10:46 The Information reporting that Alice Huang promised NVIDIA chips to Deepseek. - ATL November 12, 2026, 10:05 I laffed... - Tuscy November 12, 2026, 09:48 LOL* - opey8 November 12, 2026, 09:56 Trump thinks old, tired Tim Cook should replace Jensen* - Stu November 12, 2026, 09:34 If there’s one tech CEO that won’t cozy up too much to China it’s…Tim Cook?* - DT November 12, 2026, 10:14 Tim nvidia doesn't roll off the tongue like Tim Apple* - John Coctostan November 12, 2026, 09:55 Does Trump know about the history between Nvidia and Apple?* - ATL November 12, 2026, 09:41 The second largest driver of that friction just resigned in disgrace. * - doubledown November 12, 2026, 09:44 Gruber noted that somebody associated with Nvidia leaked the possibility of Johny Sruji. That would - ATL November 12, 2026, 17:44 It's official* - Stu November 12, 2026, 07:51 OpenAI got kicked in the Huang, too. - complainant November 12, 2026, 00:43 If you’re a news outlet and your lead story isn’t, “Huang Apologizes For His Wandering Duang” - bbonb November 12, 2026, 07:40 Starting to understand why these companies are so anxious for AGI to replace human workers * - DT November 12, 2026, 04:15 they should start at the top instead of the bottom* - torinese November 12, 2026, 06:34 Just found out former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is running for CA state assembly - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 20:41 Look at this monstrosity….. - timmer November 11, 2026, 17:56 I'm still shocked that there was nothing that could stop this... - shua November 12, 2026, 06:35 if only DC had a "Friends of the Park" group - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 09:20 The Presidency was designed with a much better form of person in mind. * - doubledown November 12, 2026, 06:52 holy fuck this guy* - cpsteine November 11, 2026, 20:25 Plenty of room for the blimp!* - RSMBob November 11, 2026, 19:55 In think trump changed the name back to dirigible. * - ATL November 11, 2026, 20:13 of all the things that he's done, and I know he's done FAR worse, this bother me more than most - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 18:18 ha - i give no shits about the historic destruction but i would like to see it bulldozed - CoronaTheirAss November 11, 2026, 18:46 I hope they don’t bulldoze it but rather… - timmer November 11, 2026, 19:50 Move it to northern Virginia and call it the Trump-Epstein Friendship Pavilion * - ATL November 11, 2026, 19:53 And put a big ass plaque with the names of all the corporate donors who bribed Trump for this.* - DT November 12, 2026, 07:05 And i hope every dumb ass thing he has done in the past 4 years in undone* - CoronaTheirAss November 11, 2026, 18:52 Yeah I agree. It’s a sacrilege feeling for me, messing with a historic structure like that.* - voiceofreason November 11, 2026, 18:22 I still say bulldoze the thing when he's gone... - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 18:06 Yep, get rid of the Epstein ballroom* - MtHoodIllini November 11, 2026, 18:34 Judge Posner is the same thing as Ed Martin. - complainant November 11, 2026, 17:34 Oh no Jensen also had an affair with an nvidia exec - Stu November 11, 2026, 16:09 It’s official* - Stu November 11, 2026, 19:55 ? Doesn't seem official* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 06:46 No, I left out the 'not', thinking I could edit it out this morning. Or something.* - Stu November 12, 2026, 07:50 NVDA down over $1T in just over a month* - timmer November 11, 2026, 18:37 ooo - Tortillini November 11, 2026, 17:01 he gone - assassin November 11, 2026, 16:37 Cramer is crying on live tv* - Stu November 11, 2026, 17:16 The Inverse Cramer remains undefeated. How does this fucking goof have a job? - doubledown November 11, 2026, 17:25 Not really true* - Quiz November 11, 2026, 18:39 Was Huang doing him too?* - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 17:25 I hope he gets to take some of his sweet leather jackets with him... to prison.* - Chuck Woodaby November 11, 2026, 16:54 Wow. Well I guess we’ll find out whether he was uniquely suited to the role* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 16:44 What's the point of being CEO of a successful company if you can't bang as many people as you want?* - doubledown November 11, 2026, 16:43 I don't want to hear anything bad about Lisa Su* - Stu November 11, 2026, 16:56 This guy copped to the first affair way too quickly for it to have been the real scandal. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 16:34 At least she isn't a spy. Probably.* - Chuck Woodaby November 11, 2026, 16:14 I just hope she’s more attractive than the other one - Stu November 11, 2026, 16:17 Need a ruling from bigboner - Stu November 11, 2026, 16:22 CNN calling Mississippi for Colom* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 16:07 Sheeeit!* - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 16:19 she don lost her mind* - TarheelIllini November 11, 2026, 16:23 she don lost her dam race* - LWillhite November 12, 2026, 09:53 They just picked another senator * - rozoben November 11, 2026, 16:33 The scuttling of the SS United States is not going as planned. - Illiniphil November 11, 2026, 15:56 Link for anyone wanting to watch it… - harb November 11, 2026, 16:30 she's a fish - Sammich November 11, 2026, 16:13 "My mother is a fish"-William Faulkner* - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 16:20 *amused chuckle** - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 16:17 Transport her to Lake Superior - ATL November 11, 2026, 15:58 Too soon.* - complainant November 11, 2026, 16:18 Take her to the Strait of Hormuz and let the Iranians do the job.* - DT November 11, 2026, 16:15 Or, put a couple of Mexican fishermen onboard and set up a drone camera - memyselfandillini November 11, 2026, 16:55 Hegseth party admonished by honor guard for being noisy at Tomb of Unknowns… - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 14:25 No notes. Perfect. - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 16:13 How are MAGA universally trash? Every single one of them is the worst of the worst in every way. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 15:28 Fucking asshat does fucking asshat things. - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 14:55 must've felt so good to yell at the Def Sec as part of doing your job* - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 14:42 Angie Wong (R-Dipshitland) criticizes the guard - ATL November 11, 2026, 14:39 Is he the only war secretary we’ve ever had? So also the worst one too? (nm) - Waka November 11, 2026, 14:52 Edwin MFin Stanton won an actual war* - Jackie November 11, 2026, 15:19 no it was war til after WW2 i think* - assassin November 11, 2026, 15:04 1949* - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 15:08 Thank you all for the education. Safe to say hegseth is still the worst. - Waka November 11, 2026, 18:50 well that poor guy is probably getting reassigned to kp duty in fort johnson soon* - lcubed November 11, 2026, 14:38 I wouldn’t count on it. That’s not a story Hegseth wants right now* - opossum jenkins November 11, 2026, 15:21 Veterans organizations would melt down if they disciplined the soldier.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 15:22 This* - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 16:10 They're clearing out the cell next to Jason Watson as we speak* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 14:30 Cool. Josh Hawley calls for nationwide moratorium on data centers* - Stu November 11, 2026, 13:30 I don't know how you watch this video - Chuck Woodaby November 11, 2026, 15:12 he’s way more thoughtful and circumspect than the OpenAI clowns* - memyselfandillini November 11, 2026, 16:59 Nothing to be proud of, Russ* - Chuck Woodaby November 11, 2026, 17:05 Are you sure it wasn’t a moratorium on data?* - Herman Blume November 11, 2026, 15:03 or just “More, um, Data centers” - memyselfandillini November 11, 2026, 17:02 I'm with the oligarchs on this one. We need more data centers; pausing or slowing down - Warrin'_Illini November 11, 2026, 13:42 The problem with populism is sometimes the people are wrong.* - Toonces November 11, 2026, 14:40 I agree. Feels a bit like nuclear hysteria in the 70s which imo was a big mistake* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 14:22 Agreed. If only we had near unlimited land in the middle of nowhere to build these things.* - voiceofreason November 11, 2026, 14:18 Imagine how many Data Centers you could fit in Wyoming?... - shua November 11, 2026, 14:29 why aren't more going into Wisconsin, Minnesota, Dakota (should just be one) - TarheelIllini November 11, 2026, 16:29 They aren’t islands. You still need to be hard wired to major population centers.* - Toonces November 11, 2026, 16:57 Perhaps not the ideal type of land* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 14:30 I'd watch Abdul Nouris, Democrat Texas Ranger - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 12:20 nice! but they seem to be confused how tv show openers work. Are those the... - shua November 11, 2026, 13:10 seems like a backfire there, because it's awesome* - Gene Parmesan November 11, 2026, 13:02 it even has the typical CBS procedural alternative technician!* - shua November 11, 2026, 13:11 this rules* - assassin November 11, 2026, 12:40 He will trans your kid at school and promptly throw them off the roof. Just like Talafrico wanted.* - Warrin'_Illini November 11, 2026, 12:25 Reduce class size by any means necessary.* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 13:24 Peltola has now surpassed the combined powers of TWO Dan Sullivan's!!!* - shua November 11, 2026, 12:05 Tiki bat signal - TarheelIllini November 11, 2026, 16:30 and neither one is former Anchorage mayor Dan Sullivan* - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 12:36 Fuck it, we're doing Five Dans Sullivan. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 12:40 We need every poster here to change their name of some variant of Dan Sullivan - Stu November 11, 2026, 13:05 you just created a million Dan Sullivans* - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 13:22 Whatever you say, ECEDanSullivan* - Stu November 11, 2026, 13:31 Dan Sullivans in white satin* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 13:32 Dan Sullivan was* - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 13:50 TF/DS* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 13:52 None, it all ends in a giant Dan Sullivan.* - DT November 11, 2026, 13:55 I know none of you get Dan Sullivan* - Stu November 11, 2026, 13:58 bring a baggie fo yo Dan Sullivan* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 14:09 DanSullivanBot3000* - DT November 11, 2026, 14:12 MASSIVE DAN SULLIVAN - IlliniSax05 November 11, 2026, 14:13 bam! average length Dan Sullivan* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 14:31 just a hint of Dan Sullivan - IlliniSax05 November 11, 2026, 14:34 lol d/s hrmph* - Tortillini November 11, 2026, 15:27 This is not Dan Sullivan* - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 13:54 I believe it's two Dans Sullivan. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 12:31 I think most of the second Dan Sullivan were Peltola voters* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 12:06 Also it’s insane that he’s Paul Sullivan’s brother* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 12:34 I'm beginning to think that having a violent history & being racist are requirements to work at ICE - ATL November 11, 2026, 10:02 When your own mom thinks you're a threat to society.... - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 10:40 Sure, when it’s a Republican, then liberals care about their mom’s opinion.* - DT November 11, 2026, 10:46 Somebody somewhere is going to make this point unironically. - Sammich November 11, 2026, 10:50 LOL. - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 10:48 It also helps if your mom drank a lot while she was pregnant with you. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 10:08 Truly amazing. Literally no center or morals to these people - John Coctostan November 11, 2026, 09:34 I think the "center" is money, power and influence. Team Red, Team Blue or Team who gives a Who?* - Warrin'_Illini November 11, 2026, 09:39 Money, cash, hoes. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 09:47 Presumably Mississippi’s Secretary of State is going to get sent out on a rail because of this - ATL November 11, 2026, 06:10 I'm sure it did exactly what was intended, frustrate and disenfranchise voters... - shua November 11, 2026, 07:05 Oh, that's definitely the case. But based on reporting I've seen, it looks like it indiscriminately - ATL November 11, 2026, 08:32 That the implementation was potentially bungled by incompetence doesn't change the fact that - doubledown November 11, 2026, 08:58 That's what I'm getting at. The intent was malicious, but the botched program is an opportunity - ATL November 11, 2026, 09:21 I don’t buy the shadow argument… - timmer November 10, 2026, 20:36 The Shadow Argument is a rejected 1997 Jack Ryan script where he decides to become a JAG officer* - ATL November 11, 2026, 09:50 Looking at the map, the roundabout is ENE of the cemetary during summer months, from May to August - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 02:36 I don't either. Probably a stall tactic. - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 21:00 Personally, I think that space needs to have something - timmer November 10, 2026, 21:04 like a Cheesecake Factory. * - memyselfandillini November 10, 2026, 22:04 Stacy Keach = Ed Martin - assassin November 10, 2026, 18:41 get the vax, people* - bbonb November 11, 2026, 09:29 Also former Globetrotter Geese Ausby* - bjl63 November 10, 2026, 20:39 loved him in Titus* - DanSaint November 10, 2026, 19:28 That’s where I know him from as well* - MC November 10, 2026, 20:23 Saw Titus live in Burbank a few years ago. Front row. Funny as hell. * - Tuscy November 10, 2026, 21:03 Aw man, loved his work on LA Theaterworks* - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 18:48 Oh Jenson…. - LeatherneckIllini November 10, 2026, 17:36 This AI stuff is really good/scary* - TarheelIllini November 10, 2026, 22:24 Damn. AI videos are crazy good now. - timmer November 10, 2026, 18:32 That online training I mentioned below… - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 18:35 People just have to be a little bit smarter about what they believe. - doubledown November 10, 2026, 18:35 Huang Dang Sweet Poontang* - Sounder November 10, 2026, 17:41 Republicans scuttle the Hegseth impeachment. You’d think they would want to find a scapegoat - ATL November 10, 2026, 17:13 Well, them and the 11 Democrats who couldn't be bothered to show up for the vote (inc. Pelosi) - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 18:22 Jeffries looks forward to reaching across the aisle!* - shua November 10, 2026, 17:52 I have resigned my self to the reality that we're stuck with Jeffries - Sounder November 10, 2026, 17:54 He’ll be there for two years and then step aside * - TarheelIllini November 10, 2026, 22:26 The two leaders shouldn't live in the same neighborhood.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 22:12 I’m fine with Jeffries. Schumer needs to take the Emeritus role.* - ATL November 10, 2026, 18:12 Yep. After way too long they put Grandpa Biden out to pasture. Schumer deserves the same - DT November 10, 2026, 18:54 Isn't he up in 2028? He and Trump should have to sign "ok let's get you to bed grandpa" documents. - Warrin'_Illini November 10, 2026, 18:36 Jefferies is meh. Schumer is actively bad* - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 18:23 Sadly Schumer thinks he's a political genius who orchestrated the Blue Tsunami, - doubledown November 10, 2026, 18:16 Didn’t he back Haley Stevens? That aged well!* - shua November 10, 2026, 20:07 He did. He also put $67 million into AES campaign and stood by AES when Stevens endorsed Rogers* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 10, 2026, 22:15 They are who we thought they were. * - doubledown November 10, 2026, 17:20 Hey complainant, you’re never going to believe this but a Neo Nazi just live-streamed himself - ATL November 10, 2026, 14:38 AKA, Toobin' it. * - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 15:48 Schwanzstuckerkranken.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 15:45 he took his viewers to the Pohlhaus* - Sammich November 10, 2026, 14:53 I did Nazi that coming* - CoronaTheirAss November 10, 2026, 15:31 The people watching his stream did.* - DT November 10, 2026, 15:34 Jim Jordan new GOP minority leader* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 10, 2026, 13:27 They really want no one left in 2029.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 15:47 house GOP leader and ex-wrestling coach? welcome back Dennis Hastert* - ECEIllinois November 10, 2026, 15:29 His history of assisting and covering for sexual abusers a major plus in GOP circles.* - KingTalkyTiki November 10, 2026, 14:37 makes sense to have the biggest loser to lead the minority party* - shua November 10, 2026, 13:50 Speaking of losers the GOP losing Trump +9 districts - CanHartlebHireSnider November 10, 2026, 14:55 108 Florida cities appear to have voted to defund themselves - assassin November 10, 2026, 11:41 Florida gonna Florida. - KingTalkyTiki November 10, 2026, 12:24 I assume they will quickly turn into utopias through privatized services - DT November 10, 2026, 11:47 Will firefighters be paid by subscription, or per fire? - complainant November 10, 2026, 13:55 it will be privatized and run by HP. Be sure to bundle it with your new printer!* - shua November 10, 2026, 14:06 it worked for Kansas* - assassin November 10, 2026, 11:48 I have learned over the years - Sounder November 10, 2026, 11:56 This Jensen Huang story is spiraling. Looking a lot more like conspiracy to - doubledown November 10, 2026, 10:35 Trump was told in May that Jensen was involved with a Chinese spy, and he said he didn't care* - Stu November 10, 2026, 14:03 Well, he bought $5 Million of NVDA in February, so ... * - doubledown November 10, 2026, 17:40 Affairs and corruption are features (not bugs) in Trump's world* - UofIL6 November 10, 2026, 14:04 LAM! Because of Mr. Huang and his weenis… - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 11:57 Good thing they transferred the case to the DoJ to avoid any undue politicization - DT November 10, 2026, 11:42 dotz - Sounder November 10, 2026, 11:58 Also, lol that Megaspeed is conducting an internal investigation - DT November 10, 2026, 11:52 "I'm shocked! Shocked! To discover that there is corporate espionage going on at this establishment" - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 13:49 They're investigating why the honeypot only got $9 billion of chip deals* - ghost_of_clt November 10, 2026, 11:59 Pop-Pop's been dipping into the Kitty - Sammich November 10, 2026, 11:08 Yeah—I knew he had been talking his own book to remove export controls - DT November 10, 2026, 10:57 I mean up until the spy part, I’m sure Trump can’t figure out what the issue is… - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 10:44 Oh well, NVDA had a good run - timmer November 10, 2026, 10:41 Crazy, but not, that those calling the hegseth impeachment political theater - Mrap24 November 10, 2026, 08:22 This sort of argument by impugning others’ motives is just a dodge to avoid the merits - DT November 10, 2026, 09:40 Nm - DT November 10, 2026, 09:40 It’s definitely a bit of political theater. It’s Thomas Massie it’s what he does - CanHartlebHireSnider November 10, 2026, 08:53 I mean, i think it's theatre because it's an outgoing republican wanting to get in a shot - ijustkrushalot November 10, 2026, 08:48 ooo - Sammich November 10, 2026, 08:34 Unserious people and foreign bots unless proven otherwise. - doubledown November 10, 2026, 08:29 I like this response from Georgia’s new lieutenant governor - ATL November 10, 2026, 05:42 J6 Jake Lang attacked a charity event for cats - complainant November 9, 2026, 19:02 I blame soft on crime DAs for this guy not being in prison* - ECEIllinois November 10, 2026, 12:00 Jay Clang* - Sammich November 10, 2026, 10:35 I have no idea who this is, but what a fucking idiot. - EffinIllini November 10, 2026, 10:27 Methinks he doth protest too much* - Herman Blume November 10, 2026, 10:29 My stepson is in 6th grade. We were at school for a Spanish class / day of the dead event - TarheelIllini November 10, 2026, 06:56 This asshole was at Seattle center over the weekend yelling at people celebrating Diwali. - IlliniRunner November 9, 2026, 22:07 Doesn’t he know that’s Trump’s favorite show?* - ATL November 9, 2026, 21:50 He's definitely one I wouldn't mourn if he experienced an unscheduled ballistic event. * - doubledown November 9, 2026, 20:28 He is a massive bitch * - MC November 9, 2026, 20:25 Imagine being that irretrievably dumb* - Herman Blume November 9, 2026, 19:37 And he felt it necessary to wear a bullet-proof vest?!? * - illinijohn November 9, 2026, 19:06 he always wears one - assassin November 9, 2026, 19:24 I mean I know we keep the furry bowls under the transgender operating tables in schools, - PapaDels November 9, 2026, 19:10 Why would anyone give a shit about “outing” a furry convention? * - PapaDels November 9, 2026, 19:04 He just needs to go to Pittsburgh in July * - ATL November 9, 2026, 21:52 Trivia: New England will be without a single GOP senator for the first time since the Civil War - Stu November 9, 2026, 16:57 POTUS now rambling in a press conference - timmer November 9, 2026, 15:50 Evergreen* - memyselfandillini November 10, 2026, 08:33 Which one?* - illini222 November 9, 2026, 16:25 Indian television reporting security breach near the White House. Driver crashed and fought secret.* - ATL November 9, 2026, 15:41 I'll miss Massie despite him being a conspiracybrained crank - ECEIllinois November 9, 2026, 15:28 Same, and I had forgotten about the Pulp Fiction quote. LOL.* - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 16:04 Not sure if this is a jab or unfortunate phrasing but I choose to believe it’s the former. - ATL November 9, 2026, 16:03 CNN calls it, Boebert loses* - Mrap24 November 9, 2026, 14:08 Too bad. Right after a new PAC was formed to support her. - AintHatin November 9, 2026, 14:15 Is OnlyFans a super PAC now?* - voiceofreason November 9, 2026, 15:34 Too crass. Ida gone with Handy Theater PAC* - ATL November 9, 2026, 14:18 The FEC agreed with you. - AintHatin November 9, 2026, 14:25 So the FEC CAN perform a regulatory function?!?* - ATL November 9, 2026, 15:33 Impeachment articles filed against Hegsbreath* - Stu November 9, 2026, 13:32 Last night's "Last Week Tonight" particularly timely. - KingTalkyTiki November 9, 2026, 13:42 Will this Congress take them up? Does Massie need to refile in 2021?* - ATL November 9, 2026, 13:34 Speaker doesn’t have to send to senate though so won’t go anywhere this term* - John Coctostan November 9, 2026, 15:42 Priveliged resolution so forced to bring it up within two legislative days - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 13:51 People are saying Howard Lutnick had a key role in covering Huang - Stu November 9, 2026, 12:53 Impeach his Epstein-loving ass too, I say.* - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 13:48 This 60 Minutes interview question is quite something - Sounder November 9, 2026, 12:10 Wow. Thanks for sharing that* - memyselfandillini November 9, 2026, 13:52 since it's tied to the Skydance/WB deal I'll put this here...Gunn & Safran canned by DC Studios - IlliniSax05 November 9, 2026, 11:55 NSFW details from the Russell Brand sentencing - complainant November 9, 2026, 11:49 I wonder if Brand banged Benny Johnson. I didn't realize they were buddies. - complainant November 9, 2026, 17:58 I’m very surprised this guy is a conservative * - ATL November 9, 2026, 13:32 He isn't. - Sammich November 9, 2026, 13:53 Seems on brand for Brand.* - KingTalkyTiki November 9, 2026, 12:56 Took 6 days but we’re now fully back into the “stolen election” cycle for Trump.* - OB25 November 9, 2026, 10:08 Not surprised it took a few days to "process" the whomping. We know these guys don't do self - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 11:11 Nothing says reach across the aisle like appointing Stephen Miller as your chief of staff* - Sounder November 9, 2026, 10:47 You spelled white nationalism wrong.* - voiceofreason November 9, 2026, 10:49 I was worried he wasn't going to play this one on the farewell tour. * - doubledown November 9, 2026, 10:17 "Wow! I didn’t think he was gonna do Moon River, but then, Bam!!, second encore!" - shua November 9, 2026, 10:51 Also, man he seems unhealthy* - Sounder November 9, 2026, 10:53 His 60 Minutes interview was also a total disaster* - Sounder November 9, 2026, 10:44 Supposedly they taped that on Wednesday. Before Miller decided they should all go to prison. * - doubledown November 9, 2026, 10:58 His thoughts on immigration were quite something* - Sounder November 9, 2026, 10:59 Just realized (via Raging Moderates podcast) that Ted Cruz can’t run for president - TarheelIllini November 9, 2026, 09:02 He's not on the ballot for Senator until 2030. He will almost certainly take his shot. * - larue33 November 9, 2026, 09:51 if he cared about the people of Texas, or his colleagues in the Senate, that might stop him* - Sammich November 9, 2026, 09:45 Well, you should know that he is already laying preliminary ground work to run so - Stu November 9, 2026, 09:42 Ted Cruz can't run for president is simple enough and factual* - opey8 November 9, 2026, 09:22 Russell Brand got 10.5 years.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 9, 2026, 08:55 Yeesh - Kajagoogoo November 9, 2026, 09:39 My Nvidia shares - OUCH. * - MC November 9, 2026, 08:40 All my other shares... Great!* - Stu November 9, 2026, 09:31 Cybertruck’s biggest flaw is that it cares too much - ATL November 9, 2026, 02:26 Sure Jan gif* - TarheelIllini November 9, 2026, 09:03 Next step: Back to the Future reboot, with a fresh new whip. - tvillini November 9, 2026, 08:27 can the Cybertruck reach 88mph?* - Sammich November 9, 2026, 08:28 Cybertruck was a securities fraud dressed as a garbage dumpster. * - doubledown November 9, 2026, 07:54 I didn't realize SpaceX had ordered so many Cybertrucks... - shua November 9, 2026, 06:21 Lot of dogs that caught the car on Tuesday just cause they had D next to their name - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 00:48 At least these are likely to be people who want to try to be good at the job - doubledown November 9, 2026, 07:53 My favorite is the guy that suspended his campaign for Iowa state house due to health issues - ECEIllinois November 9, 2026, 01:57 How about the NC woman who is set to go on trial for stealing a car? - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 07:09 She understands the problems of regular americans* - Herman Blume November 9, 2026, 08:54 The 19 year old in maricopa is just wild. I’m hoping for the best but I have my doubts. * - ATL November 9, 2026, 01:26 That’s a weird one because that’s a competitive county. - Carl Spackler November 9, 2026, 07:00 Reads like the actual job may be pretty intense* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 9, 2026, 07:11 It 100% is at least in most places * - ATL November 9, 2026, 07:59 View all; Collapse ^ Chicago Bulls thread* - MC October 21, 2026, 09:39 View all; 70 responses; illinilosch 3 hours ago ⇥ Hearing bad rumors about Caleb's injury from last night. We cannot have nice things.* - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 10:51 Should we be concerned that Caleb sits and we immediately win 2 games?* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 23:21 Broken hand? * - MC November 12, 2026, 10:53 Yep, again.* - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 10:54 Perfect. Trade everyone and acquire picks and more youth. - MC November 12, 2026, 11:00 Nic Claxton looked good last night. The schedule to start the season has been unreal. - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 11:03 Gonna bookmark this one - MC November 12, 2026, 11:04 I already want Q. Bulls need a guard in the worst way.* - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 11:06 Absolutely agree. None of the 2Gs listed above QC scream must drafts in next years lottery. - illinilosch 3 hours ago This is weird… - OB25 November 5, 2026, 11:45 that...seems like an overreaction* - assassin November 5, 2026, 11:49 Threw it pretty hard and didn’t wait to make sure she was ready for it. Dick move, and ejection- - Herman Blume November 5, 2026, 12:44 I wonder if there was something earlier in the game. Like the guy didn’t need to throw it that hard - Waka November 5, 2026, 12:00 I feel like there’s some gender roles at play here - CanHartlebHireSnider November 5, 2026, 12:19 Yeah, he passed it like a dick but he hasn't exactly been warming up. Probably nothing if - Warrin'_Illini November 5, 2026, 12:34 He probably also got a bit excited. Got the ball and wanted show off he can make a chest pass - CanHartlebHireSnider November 5, 2026, 12:39 You always have to flex a bit if returning a foul ball to an ump at a youth baseball game.* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 12:43 That seems to be like 99% of it. I’m sure we’ll get a Clay Travis think piece on it* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 12:32 hopefully from a booth at the Cheesecake Factory* - assassin November 5, 2026, 12:43 I feel like he'd have been OK if he'd been a little more genuinely apologetic about it - Sammich November 5, 2026, 12:04 is that the Steve Kerr lookalike guy?* - Sammich November 5, 2026, 11:47 Caleb Holt, what do you have for us - MC November 4, 2026, 20:08 where are all the bigs?* - torinese November 5, 2026, 07:15 Screw it, draft Quentin. - illinilosch November 4, 2026, 20:32 Bulls getting absolutely smoked by the Knicks. 3-23 from 3.* - Toonces November 4, 2026, 19:34 Down 38 early in the 3rd * - MC November 4, 2026, 20:05 I was wrong this team is gonna suck and I’m not sure anyone is good enough to be apart - MC November 3, 2026, 12:00 Yeah, it looks bad. Maybe Noah and Swain but tbd. Rough schedule out of the gate hasn't helped. - Warrin'_Illini November 3, 2026, 12:14 Swain can't dribble, other than that he is bad* - OrangeSox November 3, 2026, 12:21 Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?* - DocWalk20 November 3, 2026, 15:49 Patrick Williams still hasn't played a minute yet this season - OrangeSox October 30, 2026, 21:06 Blowout loss ongoing but Caleb is making 3s so that’s nice * - MC October 30, 2026, 20:42 Was looking good but Knicks with a huge 4th. Brunson is so good * - MC October 28, 2026, 21:28 Really fun game tonight. Bulls played hard* - OrangeSox October 28, 2026, 21:31 I'll put this here...Ernie Johnson announces this is his final season hosting Inside the NBA - IlliniSax05 October 28, 2026, 15:28 This one hits hard. End of an era indeed* - CWR10 October 28, 2026, 15:44 I got a little verklempt watching. Happy for him to step away and get time with family. I didn’t - Waka October 28, 2026, 16:32 Studio reaction from Chuck, Kenny, and Shaq… - Waka October 29, 2026, 14:29 The hell is wrong is Giddey? Averaging 6pts, 6reb, and 8asts per game * - MC October 26, 2026, 21:50 Giddey just drives into traffic and throws it away over and over. - OrangeSox October 26, 2026, 21:53 On the plus, Wilson looks very promising. Gotta find his Robin and Commissioner Gordon* - MC October 27, 2026, 11:13 last couple years he was good for 15/8/8 with an A/TO ratio between 2:1 and 3:1 - Sammich October 27, 2026, 09:55 He puts up numbers (usually) but he's not a winning player - bjl63 October 27, 2026, 09:45 Can't argue any of that but we can afford to be patient. I've always been lukewarm on Giddey, don't - Warrin'_Illini October 27, 2026, 09:38 Really thought Matas would take another step this year. Definitely alarming so far - OrangeSox October 27, 2026, 11:11 Matas probably shouldn't be so critical in the offseason about what type of shots Billy allowed. - Warrin'_Illini October 27, 2026, 11:21 just gotta be fourth worst* - apusikam October 27, 2026, 09:31 what is kendall gill saying about buzelis at this point?* - Ari Gold October 27, 2026, 05:23 Giddey hurt his wrist and it’s gonna be a thing all year I guess * - MC October 26, 2026, 22:02 If the wrist is causing him to be this bad he should just get it fixed and sit out* - OrangeSox October 27, 2026, 11:02 Lenny Miller time or Lenny the killer Miller * - MC October 23, 2026, 17:46 Jaks is doing work. Bittersweet. * - MC October 23, 2026, 15:57 3/4 of this team belongs in Europe or the G League. Straight ass.* - Illini Guy October 23, 2026, 15:25 Heh, just checking out the box score. I expected to get smoked by the Raps. - Warrin'_Illini October 23, 2026, 15:34 Can only go up from here. Giddey with a great game tonight. - MC October 21, 2026, 21:24 I know they're young, but the Bulls looked like an AAU team tonight. - OrangeSox October 21, 2026, 21:22 Caleb Wilson with a -50 +/- in his debut, heh.* - OB25 October 21, 2026, 21:01 Improved it to -45 at the finish* - illini222 October 21, 2026, 21:25 Helluv a start. Yeesh* - Mrap24 October 21, 2026, 20:30 This year is going to be rough.* - Mrap24 October 21, 2026, 10:58 No way it’s worse than 9-10 seed purgatory. * - MC October 21, 2026, 11:00 Exactly. First time I'm actually excited to watch a Bulls game since 2021 with a healthy Lonzo* - OrangeSox October 21, 2026, 11:18 Yeah, I'm actually more interested in watching this team than in any recent year - AintHatin October 21, 2026, 11:10 Yeah, 3 or 4 guys I'm excited to see how they develop. Seems like a good support system - Warrin'_Illini October 21, 2026, 11:43 Yes I agree with that. They won’t win much but there’s hope - Mrap24 October 21, 2026, 11:13 What should we reasonably expect of this team to convince people like me to pay $20/month to watch?* - Herman Blume October 21, 2026, 10:58 The current Bulls team might look something like the next good Bulls team - Sammich October 21, 2026, 11:11 All about the youth. Not sure if that’s worth $20 month though * - MC October 21, 2026, 11:06 About as excited as I’ve been for a Bulls season in a long time. Save us Wilson * - MC October 21, 2026, 09:40 This is the See Red Thread. SfR!* - Warrin'_Illini October 21, 2026, 10:06 View all; Collapse ^ So who are the likely options to take over the USMNT?* - LovetheChief Yesterday, 16:14 View all; 11 responses; DT 3 hours ago ⇥ Mike Johnson is gonna need a job! - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 17:11 He still has one. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 22:33 Julian Hall, goalscoring machine * - assassin Yesterday, 16:49 What’s with the name on the back of his shirt?* - ATL 5 hours ago Christian Pulisic, goal scoring machine * - assassin Yesterday, 16:59 Gregggggggg* - ATL Yesterday, 16:39 PEP* - assassin Yesterday, 16:25 He and Klopp can renew their rivalry - DT Yesterday, 17:09 Liverpool as a scrappy underdog is quite the stretch * - ATL 5 hours ago I was also including the prior Dortmund/Bayern rivalry - DT 3 hours ago Callahan* - AintHatin Yesterday, 16:19 View all; Collapse ^ 1975-4, q7 - complainant Today, 00:32 View all; 1 response; larue33 3 hours ago ⇥ 4, q8 - larue33 3 hours ago View all; Collapse ^ They tried to kill Phil Collins last night - TarheelIllini 4 hours ago No responses ufi -6.5; 43.5. beat iowa! - Ari Gold 5 hours ago No responses General college basketball thread - OB25 November 1, 2026, 23:04 View all; 59 responses; EffinIllini Today, 00:53 ⇥ Dots - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:44 I can’t believe we lost to that guy in the tourney 2 yrs ago* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 08:57 MD up 14 on UVA at halftime * - jdl November 13, 2026, 20:05 UVA wins * - jdl November 13, 2026, 21:29 UNC down 4 late at home to Georgia. They may not be any good* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:03 UGA wins 78-70* - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:13 UK down at home to 0-3 N. Ariz with under 8 min remaining* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 19:27 Too many missed FTs* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 19:51 Oh no* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 19:50 NAU missed both free throws up 2, then UK drops the rebound out of bounds. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 19:47 Missed the free throw again and UK takes the lead with a three. 2 seconds left. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 19:49 It may be a 2* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 19:50 Or not* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 19:51 NAU up 2 with under 3 min to play* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 19:35 UConn F Nik Khamenia out at least 6-8 weeks - biclops November 12, 2026, 17:32 LOL, Robbie Avila now transferring to TCU. In mid-November. Lot of class work to catch up on!* - OB25 November 12, 2026, 10:07 How could he play this calendar year? - Potomac Yesterday, 10:09 That’s how I understood it. But when you are an employ… - EffinIllini Today, 00:53 It’s best for both Robbie and SLU - CWR10 November 12, 2026, 11:20 I wonder if the SLU alumni judge who made him eligible feels like an ass now* - biclops November 12, 2026, 10:24 Such a joke* - illini21 November 12, 2026, 10:09 It's always the same general region... plains... southeast... Texas... - uofi1998 November 12, 2026, 10:14 I’ve been saying all offseason that the most annoying part of this season… - OB25 November 12, 2026, 11:25 It's soooooooooo weird* - illinilosch November 12, 2026, 10:32 Think UCLA is going to be really tough - Blazer November 11, 2026, 22:00 Kansas looks like a load this year.* - voiceofreason November 10, 2026, 22:13 A bunch of 24-25 year olds, Self's last stand. Much like Texas Tech, built from court injunctions - illini222 November 11, 2026, 08:03 A bunch of experience along with the #1 overall player out of high school* - illini21 November 11, 2026, 08:46 Did TKR leave Purdue for money reasons?* - voiceofreason November 10, 2026, 21:55 He left for the NBA Draft, in which he was taken in the 2nd Round - RVA November 10, 2026, 22:00 Gotcha, thx. I forgot how much he annoyed me.* - voiceofreason November 10, 2026, 22:12 I think they were tired of him underachieving. * - harb November 10, 2026, 21:56 The United Center looks empty for Duke vs MSU. They need to promote it more.* - gullit November 10, 2026, 19:48 #1 Florida in a 1 point game at FSU. Sparty bullying #2 Duke early* - OB25 November 10, 2026, 18:20 Refs really letting them play and MSU loves it * - jdl November 10, 2026, 18:43 Duke getting the full experience of going against an Izzo whistle.* - OB25 November 10, 2026, 18:44 Indiana = officially a football school. - OB25 November 10, 2026, 09:27 Reminds me of where we were when we hit rock bottom with the United Center game* - Blazer November 10, 2026, 14:47 Rock bottom, you say? - OB25 November 10, 2026, 14:55 I don't even remember there ever being an "Aaron Jordan" on our team* - ECEIllinois November 10, 2026, 15:22 How dare you, Aaron Jordan is brads biggest failure - reggiedunlop November 10, 2026, 18:25 Ehh. I remember a 4 year guy who never started and just seemed happy to be there. - Warrin'_Illini November 10, 2026, 18:29 Year 4 he started 31/33 games, was a culture guy, team captain - Blazer November 11, 2026, 14:14 Fair enough. Was a good "program" guy but those late Weber, Groce and early UNDY teams - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 10:26 100% - Blazer November 12, 2026, 17:34 Dark days* - Blazer November 10, 2026, 15:08 Purdue in another battle, this time with Illinois State* - OB25 November 9, 2026, 21:03 I'm always surprised passing to the bench doesn't happen more often. - assassin November 2, 2026, 23:23 Arizona’s front court is really impressive* - Blazer November 2, 2026, 23:16 UCLA/Arizona coming down to the end* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 2, 2026, 23:13 Uncle Miho with 3 pts, 3 assists in 13 min for SH tonight * - jdl November 2, 2026, 21:59 Ohio State / BYU in a good one on FS1* - OB25 November 2, 2026, 21:54 Oklahoma loses at home to East Texas A&M* - assassin November 2, 2026, 21:46 Roger Denny will get to hire a new football and basketball coach in year one* - illini222 November 2, 2026, 22:34 If Venables stays Oklahoma will pursue - Poldark November 3, 2026, 04:20 Already annoyed with Purdue's new frosh PG * - jdl November 2, 2026, 18:55 Hey, Latulip’s calling this Wright State-USAFA game* - opossum jenkins November 2, 2026, 18:32 Early season college basketball viewing… - OB25 November 2, 2026, 18:18 Michigan looks quite disjointed* - John Coctostan November 2, 2026, 17:27 View all; Collapse ^ I am going to do the Duece Winter Weight Loss and Activity challenge again - reggiedunlop November 11, 2026, 12:19 View all; 12 responses; timmer Yesterday, 16:24 ⇥ After this weekend, I may need to hop in on this* - timmer Yesterday, 16:24 Sheet updated and shared with people who DM'd me. Everyone else can still join - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:38 In. Starts Monday right? - memyselfandillini November 12, 2026, 16:15 Yep, pm your email* - reggiedunlop November 12, 2026, 16:21 I’m interested to know if any participants are “juicing” (aka, on GLP-1)* - bbonb November 12, 2026, 14:50 May jump in for fun but don't have a bunch of weight to lose. * - Tuscy November 11, 2026, 19:06 ooo - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 15:32 Samesies. I am riding my bike on the trainer ALOT lately, but only hope to lose 5ish lbs. (nm) - Waka November 12, 2026, 15:14 Dammit. Should have timed sobriety with this to win some stuff - opey8 November 11, 2026, 17:38 For sale, boozin' mugs, unused forevermore.* - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 15:35 They still get their fair share of use - opey8 November 12, 2026, 17:41 Maybe in. I bulked too hard and got fat. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 17:14 View all; Collapse ^ Marks self “safe” from Peoria bomber - PapaDels Yesterday, 09:47 View all; 1 response; Dilbert Yesterday, 09:54 ⇥ Same* - Dilbert Yesterday, 09:54 View all; Collapse ^ Game 10: Illinois @ UCLA - assassin November 13, 2026, 19:56 View all; 557 responses; Orangeillini Yesterday, 09:49 ⇥ Very very happy with that effort. Rain clearly impacted our passing game. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 08:38 it’s a shame the offense has been an issue in most of the losses this season.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 07:31 Kinda wondering if preparing for that rushing attack sets us up well for Iowa.* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 06:21 Just back from the game. Rose Bowl stadium never disappoints, even with the weather - Blazer Yesterday, 01:58 3.6 yards per play, oof * - meanjeans Yesterday, 00:00 Laughery and Anderson had 66 yards in 22 carries. very tough to win with that.* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 09:45 Could have been even worse - jdl Yesterday, 09:47 yeah for sure - I thought both of them played well. Blocking just was not there.* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 09:49 BB pressor link anyone? Per favore. * - illinijohn November 13, 2026, 23:50 we couldn't run the ball - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:49 I’m not smart enough to know whether UCLA has a great d or our o sucked* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:46 TO luck is on their side but Houser was not comfortable all night* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:59 They’re 10-0* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 23:49 little of both. they ran a very creative defense for a college team. - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:49 They have 30 takeaways on the season. And the one thing we don’t really do is give it up. - tvillini November 13, 2026, 23:48 So did the rain. * - illini Yesterday, 08:22 Hat tip, they fought hard. Could've used a bit more from the OL to give us a chance to win* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 23:45 dammit we have them a game* - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:45 Dominating or not, absolute hat tip to UCLA on their turnaround this year* - RSMBob November 13, 2026, 23:43 Chesney is great. Penn St blew it there - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:46 nm * - illinijohn November 13, 2026, 23:49 All due respect, fuck that Bob* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:43 Defense played great tonight!* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:41 Honestly proud of that effort. Defense was excellent* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:39 Only Oregon played them closer. And Oregon is ranked. And we beat them* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:39 *taps temple* - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:41 Not sure they are THAT good but D was impressive* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:39 Their offense isn’t good enough* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:41 Seems to me that Mizell is way under utilized too* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 23:43 He must really do a phenomenal job Sunday-Friday because I wasn't impressed with Chesney - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:56 He was very conservative tonight but got it done* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 00:07 He’s 10-0 at a program that won 3 games last season. - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 23:59 No real complaints, we’ve come so far since Purdue. Kaitin and Hudson injuries the only concern - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:39 And you’re totally right, Iowa and NW very much on the menu at this point * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:41 Oh shit, Clement is in a sling.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:40 Damn I missed that* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 23:53 Is it at last time for Jayshon Platt?* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:48 absolutely terrible* - tuffy7 November 13, 2026, 23:46 Without clement we’re kinda fucked* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 23:43 Wonder if his shoulder popped out* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:42 Yeah he came down hard on his shoulder. Wouldn’t be surprised to hear - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:42 I thought he pounded his head on the ground* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:42 Encouraging effort. QB played like total ass and we were right there. UCLA is - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:38 Uh, I can pick out individual voices in the crowd* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:38 Oof, the oline threw up a all time shit game* - reggiedunlop November 13, 2026, 23:38 Great showing in a total gravy game. No complaints * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:38 Yea. Agreed* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 23:38 Within 1 score on the road to the #4 team in the country? Rank us you cowards. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:38 valiant effort* - LeatherneckIllini November 13, 2026, 23:38 Pretty great effort* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 23:37 Yep, they battled* - RSMBob November 13, 2026, 23:38 Boyd didn’t have a prayer (and holy cow what a poor pass)* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:37 I was wondering with Boyd out there if we’d try to run to pick up the 1st. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:40 You got what you wanted* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:38 I retract. Boyd looked like Popke from Necessary Roughness* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:40 LOL* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:42 Damn, what a sad ending* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:37 Congratulations to their seven fans* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:37 Well, tihs. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:37 No extracurriculars, like busting the qb's nose open* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:37 He got kneed when he was down* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 23:38 I mean that’s clearly just an incomplete pass* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:34 In the other view. You can see the receiver * - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:34 It’s crazy that we can now actually hear them trying to fuck Illinois instead of just inferring it * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:35 Yeah that dude flew in from nowhere, GUYS CAN WE GET THEM ON GROUNDING* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:36 Gardner rooting for an even worse outcome than a sack* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:34 What the hell are these refs doing?* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:33 This is kind of sad. Do we not know there is no time left?* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:33 It’s our 3rd string running QB. There’s not really anything we can do.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:34 You can review grounding? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:33 Wasn’t down and can’t add the grounding later* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:34 Seeing if he was down. Clock ran* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 23:33 Ah, thank you. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:34 They don’t even know Clayton is hurt* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:32 Finally reading the report about Clayton* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:32 Clayton is out you dumb fucks * - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:32 HFS, the kid got his nose busted. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:32 Devin, we didn’t need you to weigh in on if you thought that was the right call* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:30 Early in the game that might not be called * - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:30 Per the rules, you can tackle a receiver in the first half* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:34 To be fair, it very much wasn't* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:31 Damn, no clement* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 23:28 Concussed?* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:39 Embarrassing that they're talking about this as the hype crowd of the season* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:28 Man, that dumb safety….* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:27 The guy who got the INT was so close to taking a knee too. Really wish he would have* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:27 This is very doable * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:27 Rain stopped for our final drive?* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:27 Whatever. At least now I think we could possibly beat NW* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 23:25 They still need to make this kick. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:26 tihs. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:26 I’m way more bullish on our chances against Iowa and NW after tonight. Run defense so improved* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:24 They should have thrown. First down ends the game. - illini November 13, 2026, 23:24 Agreed. Very little downside as long as you avoid the interception* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:26 I can't believe how well the front 7 played tonight. Insane improvement with little talent* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:23 Yeah agree* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 23:25 UCLA playing for the FG? Interesting choice * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:23 Smart choice considering the clock. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:25 Block this shit* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 23:23 Did the color guy say that we would buy a timeout?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 23:22 “ucla is for real”. Cmon guy. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:21 Even with Nico this is not a top 4 team* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:22 We’ve played terrible and could’ve won* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:22 Three godawful turnovers and the one we got put us on our own 1 - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:24 Dumb announcers who need to fill time* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:25 oh well, just get 4th and makable there* - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:21 Feels like the weather disproportionately affected us tonight, which is odd against a team from - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:21 They’ve got a strong D and run game.* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:22 I feel like we’ve stopped their run pretty well. But the awful offensive first half killed us. - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:24 Yes but they’ve killed us with the pass* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:24 Valid. But how much of that is because of the need to focus on stopping the run?* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:25 Seems like its only raining when we have the ball* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:21 So a team can decline a penalty, see what the opponent will do, then change their mind?* - ibdoc November 13, 2026, 23:20 2 god awful throws there to end the game* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 23:20 I don't know Lunney, you need someone other than Feagin outside if you are going - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:20 Fucking garbage throw. Wtf.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:19 Don’t bother showing us what the fucking penalty was* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:19 Didn't realize you could retroactively accept once you see what the other team is calling* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:20 Yeah I’d like an explanation on that * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:21 Holding on our OL* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 23:20 Damn * - MC November 13, 2026, 23:19 Not a great pass* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:19 It’s so weird, Houser has a few balls a game where he’s not even close. Wonder if it’s the injury - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:20 There’s a reason he was available for our price* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:22 UCLA turns people over. That’s what they do* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:19 The weather isn’t helping, but some questionable passes on the ints. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:20 just about every college QB throws questionable passes * - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:22 Valid. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:28 How many times are you just going to pitch them the ball, jesus* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:19 how is that the throw into mfc* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:18 God this pbp guy is awful. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:18 Thanks for the catches, Hudson, enjoy the concussion tent* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:16 Yeah, his head hit the ground hard there. * - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:16 Hope he just got the wind knocked out of him. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:15 Was it really that bad of a look? Kinda want that timeout in pocket* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:14 Hate burning a timeout there * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:13 Yep* - ab75 November 13, 2026, 23:14 Damn. May need that TO* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 23:13 how the fuck are we in this game - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:12 .dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:13 How about a 6 min drive that ends with a TD?* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 23:11 Fans getting a little nervous * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:11 Second time today he's thrown away an easy walk to the marker* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:10 a gift* - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:10 Yes but also our defense is designed around making them do that enough times they eventually don’t * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:11 Holy dropsies! Yes! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:10 These announcers have done everything but talk up the illini* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 23:10 This color guy is truly nuts* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 23:09 Man, that was it* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:09 If we aren’t top 25 they aren’t 4* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:08 .dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:08 Come on D, one more time * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:07 ^^^ this…Please. * - harb November 13, 2026, 23:08 I would have run on first and 2d - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:05 nice that those 4 plays took almost no time* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 23:06 did not seem like a pick play* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 23:04 Going for 2 is kind of the move there IMO * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:04 I was also doing some math and working the score backward wondering what was going on - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:07 I thought we should’ve maybe gone for two on the first TD. But I hate that when you miss it - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:06 That makes no sense* - bucktownillini November 13, 2026, 23:05 What? No. Why?* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:05 Never mind I’m hallucinating * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:04 Hell yeah.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:04 Hell yeah. * - harb November 13, 2026, 23:04 Not dead yet!* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:03 Beautiful design* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:03 hell yes! Quick Waka! Call out someone else!* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:03 Xavier Scott is due, right? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:05 I like the way you think* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:06 Life* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:03 Yesssssssssssss! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:03 don't know what the heck that pass was* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:02 Kind of looks like that was actually to the TE* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:03 Yeah, he looked up like he assumed it was to a player in the EZ. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:04 Have to go for this* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:02 Sucks to completely waste 1st down. No idea what that was supposed to be.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:02 Besides the point, but shorted us a yard* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:01 Why the hurry up?* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:01 It’s not like we’ve forced them into quick drives. - illini November 13, 2026, 23:03 Sure. But that was like a hurry up and just do something to avoid a replay. Weird* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:05 Completely wasted a down* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:03 dear god fuck these announcers* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:01 Clement is such a dude * - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:00 Fuck you, Lunney. WR screens haven't worked all fucking game - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 23:00 So let’s try it AGAIN!* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:01 WR screens not getting it done tonight Barry* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:00 Dixon 2 catches for 1 yard? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:00 a few more yards now :-D* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:00 Hell yeah! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:00 LOL Kaitin needs to learn ball security after both his knee, elbow, and whole body are down?* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:56 JFC. The color commentator is an absolute bitch* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 22:56 He was a shitty Michigan qb that wore #98 I believe* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:59 None of the refs even casually paying attention* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:56 The spot in the hauser scramble was bad by 3 yds* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:56 How the kcuf do you call that a fumble on the field? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:56 Incompetence? Cluelessness? More than a bit of each?* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 22:58 Because they're told to let it play out - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:57 Refs gonna ref* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 22:56 Allowing 10.1 yards per pass attempt isn’t going to work* - UIHuskie November 13, 2026, 22:50 We’ve given up 17 points on the road vs #4. Not a d problem tonight* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:54 I just don’t understand a db not getting his head around in the end zone.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:49 coverage was decent - perfect throw and the WR jumped super high to get it* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 22:50 He didn’t jump that high. It was a nice catch, but if the db knows the ball is coming that’s - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:56 Yeah, my only complaint is that only our converted RB has gone and gotten the ball in the air* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:51 HIGHPOINTED HIM! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:51 Wannabe gus johnson. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:48 Well we will always have 12-7* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 22:48 Lot of time left * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:48 These announcers want to fuck Diefenbach* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:48 Diefenbach can get dekcuf as far as I’m concerned. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:49 If he plays his cards right after the post game interview* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:51 Well that was fun for about 5 minutes* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:48 welp* - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:47 Leavinv the best WR wide open is a bold strategy - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:47 Their play action fakes have fooled me at least 3 times * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:46 TO Fairy, we may need you here* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:46 Tim Brando uses bizarre references spanning about 7 decades* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:45 Ball has to be mighty slippery * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:45 Dan Casey already posting the freeze screen * - gvibes November 13, 2026, 22:43 Every quarter is better defensively: 1st = 7pts, 2nd = 3pts, 3rd = 2pts ... if that trend holds - Wotcher November 13, 2026, 22:42 Well... never mind. Sigh.* - Wotcher November 13, 2026, 22:48 Thanks for the jinx dude! - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:50 My bad. I accept the blame. Dammit.* - Wotcher November 13, 2026, 22:52 lol at the Raiola/Nebraska shade by Brando* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 22:41 This is a mildly important 3rd down * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:39 .dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:39 Let's go, D!* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:39 duhons rib* - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:38 Dieandback* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:39 Painful.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:37 Helluva catch by the big guy* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 22:37 Yeah. Very nice catch. * - harb November 13, 2026, 22:38 And there is no team in the country more due for a turnover than UCLA * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:37 That was sweet* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:37 Wow feagin that was nice* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 22:37 LFG! * - jdl November 13, 2026, 22:36 Hell of a throw and snag* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 22:36 Well ok. Such bullshit that the QB rose from the dead though.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:36 Need to run the Injure Their Qb play that was so successful in 2022* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:38 Charles Martin him* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:41 I suppose we'll just have to send him back - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:37 It looked like a shoulder injury, but the way he limped off the field *shrug* (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:37 Woot…Feagin for the TD. * - harb November 13, 2026, 22:36 THERE WE GO GENTLEMEN * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:36 There we go.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:36 Alright then* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:36 TE TD* - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:36 Woah, pretty* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:36 kcuF yesssssssss! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:36 I don't think Devin Gardner even bothered to print out the illini roster before kickoff - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:33 I hate him so much.* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 22:35 There's been quite a few "and that's number __" to buy time for the name* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:35 That was fun* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:31 What are these unblocked screens to Robinson?* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:29 Their secondary has come to play, that's not gonna do it - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:32 UCLA showing its newness to the Big Ten - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:27 .dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:27 Again, Bailey is a warrior* - tuffy7 November 13, 2026, 22:26 Yep. Stuffed some runs. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:28 Defense has been stellar* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 22:26 lol, a full 7 feet short, “I don’t think he got there” * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:25 Defense comes through again!* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 22:25 This is just heroic from the defense so far. The offense needs to pay this back* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 22:25 Hell yeah. What a dumb decision* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:25 That’s exactly the kind of decision that can lose a game. You’re totally in control and then you - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:26 Gift* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 22:25 Let's fucking do this. One time, offense* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:25 This color guy wants to suck some UCLA dick tonight* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 22:24 I feel like I'm listening to the UCLA home radio broadcast* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:24 Set up to get it inside the 10 yard line again if we get a stop - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 22:23 Nevermind!* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 22:25 How bout the 45? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:25 What's YAC? - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:23 If I’d have told you UCLA only had 12 points with 22:00 left you’d have felt pretty good * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:21 Bailey is a warrior* - tuffy7 November 13, 2026, 22:21 Houser is terrible under pressure, but the bigger story continues to be the OL. - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:19 Good news - we’re getting the ball back!* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:18 eh?* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:18 Eventually* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:19 Hauser's decision-making may be poor, but he has 0 time back there. OL is a sieve* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:18 His receivers aren't doing squat for him either - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:19 Ol bad. But hauser also refused to check down or hit hot reads. Infuriating* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:19 Every unit on the offense has been absolutely brutal tonight - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 22:18 Laughery has been fine, that's all I got* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:18 I was gonna say the RBs have had good yardage after contact. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:20 That’s one of the dumbest QB plays I’ve ever seen.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:17 Houser watching his nfl chances disappear. yikes dude* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:17 Check Houser's draft kings account * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 22:16 Fudge* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 22:16 Uh* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 22:16 This is painful* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:16 wtf Hauser* - Blazer November 13, 2026, 22:16 Fucking Christ - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:16 Shameful. Houser on the take?* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:16 Might be time to give Hauser the hook* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 22:16 lol. You really think Clayton is a better option?* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 22:16 He’s out tonight. Would have to be Boyd* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 22:26 No. But hauser doesn’t have it today. It happens* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 22:21 Our offense has now scored -2 points. Yes there’s a high probability Clayton would have done better* - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:18 Just ducking stop* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 22:22 Why don’t you stop picking fights * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:23 Stop saying silly shit * - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 22:26 Houser I love you but throw the fucking ball * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:16 I think he thought about the pick on the previous possession. Too much in his own head. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:17 yikes * - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:16 Good lord, Houser* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:15 He’s broken.* - Illini Guy November 13, 2026, 22:16 It's been a while since our OL has looked this bad. Like, are they blocking anyone?* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:15 Really getting dominated * - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 22:16 As much as we complain about tackling, they ain’t much better * - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:15 Ok, Barry. Let's have a drive* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:14 There’s gotta be one big Colin Dixon play in there tonight. - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:13 I would argue he already had one big play - the drop* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 22:17 Might not be possible with this OL performance* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:16 I dont know if I could do a better job than Tim Brando - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 22:12 (no subject) - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:16 You guys, this game is right there for us. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:12 Ha, was going to post the same. That sack feels like a turning point.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:14 Well, kcuf. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:16 That time we felt positive about Illinois football.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:18 I know we’re down two scores but the vibes are totally reasonable * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:12 ISH* - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:11 A sack!* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:11 That’s huge.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:11 Why was our RB standing out of bounds* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 22:07 Valid question* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:07 Fuuuuuuuuuu - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 22:07 Caleb Williams flashback PTSD * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:07 Bears won that game! - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:07 My god* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:06 UCLA wins on turnovers * - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:06 +13 before tonight * - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 22:07 Ugh* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:06 The official was standing 4 feet from it and looking right at the ball as it landed - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:04 His view was blocked by the pylon, lol. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:05 Ground first* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:03 DOINK* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 22:02 Is that the first time that’s happened in the history of football? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:02 Blake Hayes did it on a punt * - jdl November 13, 2026, 22:03 Ok good start. Real chance to apply game pressure with a score here* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:02 I was wondering why that wouldn’t be a touchback* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:03 Hopefully Hauser is better this half - Blazer November 13, 2026, 22:01 Classic Narrator* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:08 The highlight of the half was the 5 second slow motion replay of the UCLA cheerleaders* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 21:56 here you go - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 22:05 That’s just incredible * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:11 ooo - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 21:58 I thought this was going to be a gif of that girl and I’m disappointed in you that it isn’t * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:59 I let you down and I apologize - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:02 It’s not your fault, gif making technology stalled out in about 2005 * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:06 LOFL. - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:57 I audibly gasped * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:56 Producer: "it's the Bachelor, but with praying" - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 21:54 We win close games. So get 7 out of the half and we’re off* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:45 O just not even coming close to giving us enough* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 21:42 that has been a theme in our losses this year.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:48 Well, we didn't play well at all, and somehow we're still in this. If that QB doesn't come back, - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 21:40 I turned it on late, glanced at the box score, and was shocked the difference is only 10* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 21:58 I'll be shocked if Dieffenbach doesn't play in the second half * - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 21:42 yep* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:45 This game is very very very winnable. We might lose by 20, but we also might win * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:42 Receivers really rough tonight* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 21:40 We get the ball at the start of the 2nd. Do we want it?* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:40 This qb is wee* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:38 I think the other dude is tall too. * - illini November 13, 2026, 21:41 Don't even put a return man back, ive seen this one before* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:38 Do not let then run for it on 3rd and 10* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:38 well, this might give us a shot.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:35 I know Lunney is a genius and I know some of this is drops but my god does Lunney turn in a lot of - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:34 Does he? Show your work* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:36 Purdue, Oregon, Maryland, Nebraska we didn’t score until 0:21, 2:15, 0:27, and 1:52 left - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:47 Oh, we are moving goalposts now?* - Dilbert November 13, 2026, 21:48 Hmm, maybe that's how we can score in the first quarter* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:52 Dude, this isn’t a gotcha fight. If you don’t think that’s a problem you do you * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:49 You’re trying to create a problem that fits your argument - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:51 I’m not making a god damn argument. I’m pointing something fucking out. If you don’t care great* - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:52 Over the last 40 games we’ve had scoreless halves in 15 of them - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:40 So it’s not really true. Cool* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:44 What if it was 1 game a year in 2023-2025?* - Dilbert November 13, 2026, 21:42 Both the players and coaches have botched an opportunity in this game. - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:34 Houser has made a few throws he hasn’t gotten help on* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 13, 2026, 21:33 correct. just the one bad eff it throw on 1st down.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:34 Weather’s likely a factor, but yes* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:33 Clement should have caught that ball. * - harb November 13, 2026, 21:33 What a garbage possession* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:33 So many drops* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:33 Man, catch that ball* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 21:33 If they get another chance to score because our timeouts* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:32 What the fuck are we doing? Gonna give up more points at this rate* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:32 Nm* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:32 Setting up nicely for them to score again* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:32 Why would you decline the delay penalty * - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:29 Doesn’t matter. It’s a chip shot either way* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:32 More bad outcomes from the 2 than 7 as noted below * - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:33 Meh* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:34 THIS is the #4 team in America?* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 21:29 By attrition* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:36 Big Ten is terrible this year* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:31 I thought if we declined it they might go for it* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 13, 2026, 21:29 Yeah it seems like there’s more possible bad outcomes from the 2 than the 7* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:30 Thought the same. Not worth it. Give them the 3 attempt* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 21:30 Do they run this QB often?* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:25 25 carries, 25 yds * - illini November 13, 2026, 21:26 At some point in the future, Illini Twitter is gonna be pissed that Dixon isn’t first team all B1G - GMAW November 13, 2026, 21:25 what an idiotic penalty?!* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:24 Wow that seemed like a horrible call* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:23 They missed the hold on the other side so it evens out. * - harb November 13, 2026, 21:25 I’ll allow it* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:24 Ok take advantage. Hold them to 3* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:23 Their QB is faster than our front 7* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:23 hey now* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:20 ooo - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 21:22 Don’t give them 7. Force them to kick in the rain. * - illini November 13, 2026, 21:20 Doing a lot of gassing up an offensive system thats produced 7 pts on a busted coverage* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:18 They’ve learned they just need to get our edge guys and LB’s in space on the edge* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:16 Man, the star receiver discrepancy is the only thing the #4 team has on us today* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:14 This is not very entertaining* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:13 Par for the course when we play UCLA here* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:15 Prob regret saying this when we lose by 28 - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 21:14 Catch the ball* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 21:13 Great throw. Needed that.* - Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 21:11 nice tarps * - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:11 Northwestern would stab a hobo for UCLA’s tarps* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:11 We’re a bunch of fucking idiots. Hard to watch this BS* - Desert November 13, 2026, 21:07 And yet, here we are* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 21:08 First part might've been self directed* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:09 Man what a complete dipshit. * - illini November 13, 2026, 21:06 Atrocious play by Clarke* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:06 Ha of course we screw up the pick. But still hell yeah* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 21:05 Cool, but take the touch back, geez* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:05 Awesome but jfc go down in the endzone* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:05 Dude. Take a knee in the endzone * - MC November 13, 2026, 21:05 take a knee, Juice* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 21:05 yeah that was boneheaded * - jdl November 13, 2026, 21:06 And that’s why he’s the backup. Yikes. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 21:05 Tim Brando “gets the sense” that he understands the offense better than Nico though. Wonder why* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:06 BOOM* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 21:05 Great play! But dammit stay in the end zone!* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:05 Why in the name of god would you bring it out?* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 21:06 Adrenaline rush? * - MC November 13, 2026, 21:06 Had to be* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 21:07 It's right there in his name * - jdl November 13, 2026, 21:09 You serious, Clarke?* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:11 Did Clarke come out of the EZ?* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:05 Yes and then ran OOB at the fucking 1 - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 21:05 Xavier Scott >>> Jaylon Johnson Spider-Man meme* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:04 6 was lost too* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 21:02 Awful pursuit/angle by Scott there. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 21:02 wtf x* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 21:01 Shameful effort by X there* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:01 Cashing checks* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 21:02 That is speed we do not have * - assassin November 13, 2026, 21:01 clown show.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:01 fuuuuuuck* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:01 this PBP guy is fucking brutal * - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:00 He makes brando sound less bad. Awful * - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 21:04 Brando should’ve hung it up years ago* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:04 just an eff it throw on 1st down?* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:56 Perfect throw to their DB* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 20:55 A bad under throw and it’s probably a TD* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:57 Feels like we’re outplaying them - ab75 November 13, 2026, 20:55 Man, just do normal stuff and we’re right in this. No idea what that was* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:55 Terrible* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:54 wtf was that play? Dixon having a rough game* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:54 Sigh* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:54 I believe that is UCLAs 28th turnover * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:54 Where is this shit coming from* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:53 Followed by a fucking stupid throw. It’s there if we stop killing ouselves* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:54 wtf* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:53 third down is a big deal * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:49 a little bit too handsy * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:50 only held him for about 2 seconds* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:51 running some extremely telegraphed plays today* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:49 Yeah that was definitely on morris on the look again. LB came under and he didnt’ drop* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:48 Phew that was a TD with a real throw. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:47 Wow, another completely busted coverage* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:47 One call mixup, otherwise basically even* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:43 Not an expert but seems like continual fuckups make it harder to win* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:38 Maybe lulling Chesney into complacency?* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:42 well, better than giving them the ball at the 45* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:38 true, but still just silly.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:40 Fuckkk* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 20:37 Stepping on our own dicks* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 20:37 Brutal* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:37 come the fuck on.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:36 Terrible* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:36 Wtf, totally unnecessary* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:36 I’ll assume that was to Clement and not Dixon* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 13, 2026, 20:35 Dixon was dragged down before he could come back towards the ball. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:36 Clement is really solid* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:35 Houser dealing so far even if not rewarded on some of them* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:35 Holding him the whole way too* - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:34 He was held too * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:34 thank goodness.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:33 Roughing* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:33 I’ll take it!* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:33 Yep. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:33 Gotta block if you are running up the middle. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:32 Houser didn't count, they had no one to block that defensive end* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:32 College football is so crazy these days. Teams can have such a wide variance year to year* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:30 Nothing says disrespect like going for it on 4th and 6 at the 43* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:28 Or not. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:30 Bob Chesney does not respect our defense* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:27 Bob Chesney respects our defense* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:29 Maybe they thought it was still 3rd down? * - jdl November 13, 2026, 20:28 I don’t get it. Are they just working on the run game tonight?* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 20:26 This is what they do. Their QB threw for 300+ on 8 completions last week.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:28 Is the TV signal fucking shitty for anyone else? - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 20:25 Sound is shitty too* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:32 Yes, but you should probably put a hammer through your screen just in case* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:30 No, just the play-by-play guy* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:26 #truth* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:27 I would like to restart the season with this run defense* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:24 You'd never know how much money we dumped into this secondary* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:23 We should consider covering their receivers* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:22 Blow coverage and drop open passes is a bad way to start * - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:19 Yikes, might as well have just gone for it* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:18 "They're gonna allow them to play" except for the otherwise never called dline holding* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:18 It wasn't even an obvious defensive holding at that* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:19 As OB said, Chesney told them to watch for it and they immediately obliged* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:20 Honestly the only thing that makes sense* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:24 You like the no call? Wtf? PI!! Dropped pass and PI. Damn * - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 20:18 throw the fucking flag - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:18 Such a game changing drop. Also clear PI* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 20:18 That’s PI. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:17 Are we gonna get zero calls tonight so that ucla can stay top 5? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 20:19 yep* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:18 Catch the ball* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:17 Could anyone tell what the mixup was on the TD pass?* - Blazer November 13, 2026, 20:16 10 guys playing man, 1 guy playing zone * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:17 He was passed back to a safety that didn’t exist. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:17 Seems it was cover 3 but nobody had one of the thirds* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:18 looks like it had to be his based upon the alignment?* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:20 Oh man. * - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 20:16 ffs.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:16 Alligator arms* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 20:16 How long is Chesney going to want to coach in front of an empty stadium at 9-0?* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 20:14 a couple more games.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:15 If one wanted to be encouraged, we held up well against the run game.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:13 I think the TD was just a fluke mixup, so let’s definitely wait and see* - Blazer November 13, 2026, 20:18 Morris legit thought he was supposed to pass off their best WR to a safety - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:13 Juco recruiting is such a crapshoot. The OL and DB that was supposedly - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 20:11 Lulz* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:10 Might be a long night. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:10 Love to miscommunicate* - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:10 Dammit, they figured out they can throw at will early.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 20:10 Horrendous* - Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 20:10 wtf?* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:10 Yuck * - jdl November 13, 2026, 20:10 Thats the one person you need to cover* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:10 These uniforms are butt * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:09 as is the defense * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:09 You don’t see a lot of holding on the DL* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:08 Makes you think that Chesney told them to watch for it* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:08 God damn it Tim Brando* - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:01 That dye job is FRESH. - tvillini November 13, 2026, 20:05 Oh Tim Brando’s in this* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:01 View all; Collapse ^ 1974-3, q9 - complainant Yesterday, 00:14 View all; 4 responses; larue33 Yesterday, 09:00 ⇥ 4, q7 - larue33 Yesterday, 09:00 3 - jdl Yesterday, 08:02 5 - Tuscy Yesterday, 07:44 3 - Illiniphil Yesterday, 03:37 View all; Collapse ^ Game 4: Illinois vs Sam Houston State (IL -34.5) BTN+ - assassin November 13, 2026, 13:54 View all; 80 responses; Blazer Yesterday, 02:14 ⇥ Getting caught up on this game now - Blazer Yesterday, 02:14 Sarcastic pissed off brad is back - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:14 It’s hilarious that the Ivisics shot 18 threes tonight after the discussion here earlier this week.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:51 And Tomi 42%. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 21:59 And tomi’s had the flu. Great start to the year* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 21:56 Poor Ayos cousin* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:06 No kenpomming for us. Get well soon Mirk* - Blazer November 13, 2026, 20:06 108 points in 71 possessions (1.521 per)* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 20:04 back to first in kenpom ORtg* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 20:06 68% FT shooting. Improvement!* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:02 What’s the difference between a Bearcat and a Bearkat?* - biclops November 13, 2026, 19:58 kourage* - assassin November 13, 2026, 19:59 *free shipping* - bbonb November 13, 2026, 20:02 Need the 10x-7x * - illini November 13, 2026, 19:53 Could be redeemed with a 11x-8x* - biclops November 13, 2026, 19:54 so close!* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:05 I’m guessing it will be 11x-9x* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 19:54 Tomi has jacked up 13 threes lol* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 19:49 He reads the board* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 19:51 meanjeans is fuming * - jdl November 13, 2026, 19:50 I’ll forgive them if they score 100* - biclops November 13, 2026, 19:44 FFS stop fouling 3 pt shooters - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 19:39 Freshmen* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 19:40 Vaaks has been good* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 19:37 We need some 2-pt shooting like that* - Potomac November 13, 2026, 19:46 Big Z’s best play this year* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 19:33 Ugh hope his jaw is ok* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 19:31 Back in now * - jdl November 13, 2026, 19:42 Their shot making has been something.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 19:26 Should be overturned - illini222 November 13, 2026, 19:17 And it is* - illini222 November 13, 2026, 19:18 Z!* - biclops November 13, 2026, 19:16 This is concerning * - biclops November 13, 2026, 19:12 I am not concerned * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 19:13 Well win by 20* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 19:17 I’ll say 17. But all around uninspiring effort* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 19:24 At least we are not Kentucky: theyre struggling vs No Arizona* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 19:33 Makes sense considering it’s a sandwich game* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 19:32 Letting SHS believe they have a chance is not my favorite* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 19:08 Woof at this performance. * - illini November 13, 2026, 19:08 Says St. Bernard * - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 19:08 With a Poster!* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 19:11 Not seeing anything to suggest that this won’t come down to the wire* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 19:07 Tomi is so soft (autofill)* - Carl Spackler November 13, 2026, 19:06 Grab the motejrfucking ball* - Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 19:04 We’ve got a lot of issues.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 18:48 We are playing a bunch of freshmen and missing 2 projected starters* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 18:57 holy shit dude cmon* - biclops November 13, 2026, 18:47 We’re gonna get shit pumped on Tuesday/* - Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 18:46 100%. This team looks like it’s playing playground ball. - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 18:48 This is annoying * - biclops November 13, 2026, 18:46 Defense is real rough. These guys have us scrambling* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 18:41 The pbp guy is definitely knocking off a list of phrases he was dared to fit into the broadcast* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 18:40 “That’s why they call him Big Z… - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 18:47 Tomi shooting it* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 18:38 Jakstys getting this many minutes is an indictment of big Z* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 18:31 Something is way off with Z.* - opossum jenkins November 13, 2026, 18:33 His regression is startling. Looks like a deer in the headlights freshman* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 18:49 His shot? * - jdl November 13, 2026, 18:39 And his defense. Other than that, he's been great. * - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 18:53 Good timeout by SHS* - biclops November 13, 2026, 18:29 Layup line* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 18:28 Andrej Slamjakovic * - biclops November 13, 2026, 18:27 Crazy how bad announcers can ve* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 18:27 These guys talk wayy too much for being this bad* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 18:30 No opponent should ever get to wear orange jerseys in AH * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 18:24 I wonder if the crazy lady in the front row will confuse them * - jdl November 13, 2026, 18:26 My opinion of her has totally turned. I used to think she was annoying, now I think why isn’t - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 19:08 Gonna get a chest pass in the noggin* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 18:28 So strange to watch * - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 18:26 Jakstys ain’t it* - Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 18:24 I get that we want to push the pace but goddam play under control* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 18:19 More sloppy play * - jdl November 13, 2026, 18:13 There is a guy named Saint Bernard on Sam Houston St - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 18:06 woof* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 18:39 And Yoda Oke * - larue33 November 13, 2026, 18:18 Heh, Tomi firing early* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 18:05 they're not even guarding him, already got three 3s hoisted up* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 18:07 Any BTN+ deals? - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 16:46 That's cash! - jdl November 13, 2026, 16:40 View all; Collapse ^ So, a woman I know has twin boys, both seniors in HS. - bbonb November 13, 2026, 10:54 View all; 16 responses; Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:20 ⇥ When my daughter was a freshmen in PAR a few years ago nobody kept their doors open - biclops November 13, 2026, 15:17 Probably didn't have dorm corridor wide Half Life multiplayer sessions either.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 15:22 The Blaisdell 4 Coach K tourneys were the stuff of legend* - Sammich November 13, 2026, 16:36 Confirmed. Doors closed. Dorm-wide circle of friends is a thing of the past* - timmer November 13, 2026, 13:08 Not true for my youngest. Everyone leaves their door unlocked and they all hang out* - PapaDels November 13, 2026, 20:16 Same* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:20 That makes me sad. I could go into just about any room on my floor freshman year.* - Warrin'_Illini November 13, 2026, 15:36 Kids are awkward these days* - illini21 November 13, 2026, 15:20 My Nephew was a freshman at alabama last year. Didn’t spend any time with his three roommates. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 15:07 What an asshole! - Kajagoogoo November 13, 2026, 15:08 I was definitely disappointed he went to alabama. - Waka November 13, 2026, 15:17 damn zoomers* - ECEIllinois November 13, 2026, 13:23 Are you talking about orange nitrous canisters? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 12:06 are you still friends with lifelong friends you made along the way? - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 11:07 Yes! - bbonb November 13, 2026, 11:25 oh, so only THEIR lives. seems kinda selfish of them - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 12:17 View all; Collapse ^ Illini and Bruins likely to be playing in the rain tomorrow night * - RSMBob November 12, 2026, 08:34 View all; 30 responses; Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 18:19 ⇥ BWB - jdl November 13, 2026, 18:11 Groce* - Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 18:19 Yuck. I don't like the blues.* - Warrin'_Illini November 13, 2026, 18:12 Better than all white* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 18:16 Will Holmes and Renfro are Game Time calls tonight - assassin November 13, 2026, 18:02 as is UCLA's starting Center* - assassin November 13, 2026, 18:03 So….I hope the team is making plans to spend extra time in LA this weekend. - timmer November 13, 2026, 16:46 buncha teams gonna have to bus* - assassin November 13, 2026, 17:01 Washington didn't make it out to Michigan to play Sparty* - assassin November 13, 2026, 17:09 According to the internet, we've got a ~66% of rain at game time. That's significant.* - Warrin'_Illini November 13, 2026, 15:32 UCLA has a dominant run game so I’m not sure how much it helps, other than just mucking things up* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 15:49 Yeah, I don't think it does really. We have a good qb and all american WR. - Warrin'_Illini November 13, 2026, 15:51 yeah hope the rain stays away* - ECEIllinois November 13, 2026, 16:50 UCLA roll call - Blazer November 12, 2026, 12:57 Was hoping to, but both boys have soccer tourneys all weekend here in AZ* - uofi1998 November 12, 2026, 13:11 Is it a safe assumption that UCLA home crowds are lame?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 12, 2026, 11:04 I want to say I saw pictures from a game a couple weeks ago where the stadium was largely empty - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 11:13 If it really does rain, there will be like 3000 people there. This is a huge opportunity.* - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 11:14 I lived in LA for 15 years and I literally never once heard someone talk about going to a game * - meanjeans November 12, 2026, 11:12 I imagine they'll show up for a big name opponent like Illinois... - uofi1998 November 12, 2026, 11:06 yes* - assassin November 12, 2026, 11:06 Do not want another 6-3. RIP Ade* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 09:04 heh, that game didn't rain. it just sucked. - assassin November 12, 2026, 10:54 It never rains in Southern California........* - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 08:51 But it pours* - Sammich November 12, 2026, 09:08 Man it pours!* - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 09:16 Very proud of this boards music acumen - TarheelIllini November 12, 2026, 11:03 To be fair, I stumbled across this song when I was searching for Albert Hammond Jr. tracks. - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 11:50 Super mega el niño would like a word with you* - OrangeSox November 12, 2026, 08:58 ooo - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 09:00 View all; Collapse ^ Blackhawks/General NHL thread - KingTalkyTiki October 22, 2026, 10:54 View all; 97 responses; assassin November 13, 2026, 17:15 ⇥ Blackhawks are so back.* - OB25 November 12, 2026, 21:46 This team is incapable of not committing a penalty immediately after doing something good* - OB25 November 12, 2026, 21:18 Sabres by 4+ tonight. Lockitupbrum* - timmer November 12, 2026, 16:46 He has some points. - KingTalkyTiki November 12, 2026, 13:48 There’s some truth in there but I don’t think it warrants the praise it’s getting. - OB25 November 12, 2026, 16:22 The Ice Girls thing was hella weird.....and as much as the two hype people annoy me.... - KingTalkyTiki November 13, 2026, 10:26 I don’t care about ice girls at but the proliferation of in game stadium hosts is so annoying - CanHartlebHireSnider November 13, 2026, 10:33 It’s definitely a lot. But I’ve just accepted it’s not for me* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 13:33 No doubt.* - KingTalkyTiki November 13, 2026, 13:25 In Champaign we have TWO! - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 10:51 Iowa State has one too when I was there a couple weeks ago. - KingTalkyTiki November 13, 2026, 13:25 Another obnoxious thing that seems to have pervaded football - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 13:36 historically, Illinois fans have indeed needed to have been yelled at though* - assassin November 13, 2026, 14:52 I’ll never forget the first time “STAND UP AND SHOUT” was played at Assembly Hall - OB25 November 13, 2026, 17:12 Hi Illini fans. It's Brian Cook. I need you to get on your feet and get loud. /monotone - assassin November 13, 2026, 17:15 Maybe the Hawks can trade away their remaining 1st round picks in the 2020s - timmer November 11, 2026, 20:38 Problem solved. AGM Mark Eaton is “embedding” with the coaching staff for the foreseeable future* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 15:22 the former Utah Jazz center? - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 13:59 oOo - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 15:28 LOL, Blackhawks back at practice! - OB25 November 10, 2026, 11:26 Just fire Davidson and do whatever you can to fix the mistake of not hiring Tulsky - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 12:54 Season ticket holder appreciation party is tonight! Hilarious timing. - OB25 November 9, 2026, 11:39 Ooof* - KingTalkyTiki November 9, 2026, 12:53 100p was the cheap route. we went to the science and industry one a couple of years ago, which was - cpsteine November 9, 2026, 11:59 It’s nuts. They either want the fans to fully foot the bill for the new project around the stadium… - OB25 November 9, 2026, 12:13 If they don’t find a way to show improvement I think ‘27 STH churn will be epic* - cpsteine November 9, 2026, 21:55 I'm in Chicago this week and without doing any research, I agreed to do a team outing to a Hawks - londoner November 8, 2026, 22:44 It’s almost 10am and Blashill is still employed. SMH* - bjl63 November 8, 2026, 09:44 At this point, just fire both at the end of the season and start fresh* - UofIL6 November 8, 2026, 18:25 JFC they actually aren’t making a move. Davidson will take questions from media on Wednesday* - OB25 November 8, 2026, 17:34 Pathetic.* - KingTalkyTiki November 8, 2026, 22:54 Everything is fine. Nothing to see here* - bjl63 November 8, 2026, 18:19 Solution so far is apparently to release Arvid Soderblom. That will fix it.* - OB25 November 8, 2026, 13:01 He was a victim of poor timing - timmer November 8, 2026, 16:51 Not sure what took so long with that one* - bjl63 November 8, 2026, 14:04 1000%, not a terrible move....but fixes absolutely nothing.* - KingTalkyTiki November 8, 2026, 16:40 Can’t ask fans to bother supporting the team anymore if you don’t make a move tomorrow.* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 21:12 Players only meeting postgame. He gone. (But many of the players should also be ashamed)* - OB25 November 7, 2026, 21:57 Fucking shameful* - KingTalkyTiki November 7, 2026, 21:28 Is there a slaughter rule that can put us out of misery?* - UofIL6 November 7, 2026, 20:49 Really LOL* - KingTalkyTiki November 7, 2026, 20:12 Lol - KingTalkyTiki November 7, 2026, 19:17 If you fire Blashill, do you really give Davidson yet another shot to hire a head coach?* - UofIL6 November 7, 2026, 19:20 he just got a contract extension so. * - Poldark November 7, 2026, 19:28 Everything is going well - OB25 November 7, 2026, 12:17 Instantly down 2-0 tonight which will make it 0-5 in the stretch I mentioned below. - OB25 November 7, 2026, 19:19 After Carolina the Hawks have several days off - bjl63 November 6, 2026, 09:56 Go little Stars* - bbonb November 5, 2026, 18:44 We ain't winning with winning with Soderblöm in net.* - KingTalkyTiki November 5, 2026, 18:25 4 words too many - bjl63 November 6, 2026, 09:55 MetallicaSadButTrue.gif* - KingTalkyTiki November 6, 2026, 12:53 Found something I hate more than Florida and the Tkachuks. - KingTalkyTiki November 4, 2026, 18:56 So what’s so special about Dillon Boucher that he is making his NHL debut at 29yo? - timmer November 4, 2026, 19:18 The schedule this week is a motherfucker* - bjl63 November 4, 2026, 18:59 The whole early season schedule has been insane. It’s why I was so pissed at the Detroit game - OB25 November 4, 2026, 19:18 Post your favorite memories of the Jeff Blashill era here.* - KingTalkyTiki November 4, 2026, 19:08 They’re like 1-7 when scoring first* - timmer October 31, 2026, 15:00 Officially 2-5-1 when scoring first - timmer November 2, 2026, 22:06 Maybe they should stop scoring first* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 15:07 When do we fire the GM and start paying attention to tankathon* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 14:56 Today was what it was supposed to look like. If they can keep looking like this… - OB25 October 31, 2026, 14:59 Firing Blashill just feels like rearranging deck chairs - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 15:54 I agree that it probably won’t solve anything but it’s just the move that everyone makes first - OB25 October 31, 2026, 16:13 Well today they’ve come out and dominated the 1st period against one of top teams in league - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:39 11 seconds away from a win…* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 14:44 Dominated the entire OT, Bruins score on their first real scoring chance.* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 14:52 This team....* - KingTalkyTiki October 31, 2026, 14:53 "Your game is going into overtime" Fuuuuuck - KingTalkyTiki October 31, 2026, 14:50 Nothing makes sense anymore* - KingTalkyTiki October 31, 2026, 13:14 This is a good tweet - OB25 October 30, 2026, 21:45 They make bad forechecks look like Carolina’s.* - cpsteine October 29, 2026, 21:49 Could still come back, but atrocious performance tonight. - OB25 October 29, 2026, 20:35 STB and other Ice Creepers : Will the Blues ever score again?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 28, 2026, 11:50 They scored!* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 29, 2026, 19:52 Winners* - timmer October 27, 2026, 21:38 Last minute but let me know if anyone that lives close enough wants my 2 tickets for tonight - OB25 October 27, 2026, 17:18 Dammit. Haven't had a chance to watch them lose at home this season yet.* - KingTalkyTiki October 27, 2026, 20:25 Take that!* - assassin October 27, 2026, 22:52 Gladly!* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 10:38 Disregard, these are sold now.* - OB25 October 27, 2026, 17:54 Hey Tiki - OB25 October 27, 2026, 15:36 They've worn hem in warm ups but never in an actual game. - KingTalkyTiki October 27, 2026, 16:07 Lame* - bjl63 October 27, 2026, 15:37 *Googles “2027 NHL Mock Draft” for first time* *sad trombone** - OB25 October 25, 2026, 19:39 If things don't turn a corner and real soon, heads need to roll. - KingTalkyTiki October 25, 2026, 21:12 Apparently there is an outdoor game in Winnipeg - bjl63 October 25, 2026, 18:36 Heritage Classic. - KingTalkyTiki October 25, 2026, 21:08 It may be tied 1-1 with 8min left in Pd1 but the Hawks will lose this game - timmer October 25, 2026, 14:42 Bummer game tonight. Great start but nothing much after that. - OB25 October 23, 2026, 21:31 Connor Hellebuyck headed to Jersey - Sammich October 23, 2026, 11:44 Thanks to Florida, LV, and NJ for trying to concentrate all the most detestable players... - KingTalkyTiki October 23, 2026, 11:56 Well that helps a big blind spot in the hockey immaculate grid - bjl63 October 23, 2026, 11:49 Housley and Holik?* - NastyBoyd October 23, 2026, 11:56 Does Kovalchuk count?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 23, 2026, 11:52 Connor McDavid is on pace for 260 points through 10 games. Completely absurd. - OB25 October 23, 2026, 11:08 And, 200+ point season only accomplished 4 times (all Gretzky) although Mario was close* - UofIL6 October 23, 2026, 11:32 IIRC Mario had 199 one season. But he may have done the coolest thing ever - bjl63 October 23, 2026, 11:38 View all; Collapse ^ Hey chorizo? - ATL November 13, 2026, 17:13 No responses Chef Jeff just made two burger schnitzels: - JeffFrank November 12, 2026, 10:39 View all; 9 responses; TarheelIllini November 13, 2026, 16:17 ⇥ I hope Santa brings you new dinnerware that doesn’t look like the bottom of a petri dish* - bbonb November 13, 2026, 10:41 That’s dinnerware? I thought it was just on the counter - TarheelIllini November 13, 2026, 16:17 Can we just all chip in and buy him a couple of white plates?* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:50 no shit* - bbonb November 13, 2026, 10:55 Crate & Barrel, IKEA, World Market, anything would do the trick* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 15:53 IDK what it is. But I'd probably eat it anyway* - Taz November 13, 2026, 10:37 I strongly suspect that it's a burger dipped in shake n bake and then fried* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:52 Round 2: - JeffFrank November 13, 2026, 09:13 It's got raisins. You like raisins. - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:50 View all; Collapse ^ FAA announces ground stoppage to all US flight - ibdoc November 13, 2026, 15:38 View all; 1 response; ibdoc November 13, 2026, 15:39 ⇥ Oops, already in oither thread. my bad* - ibdoc November 13, 2026, 15:39 View all; Collapse ^ Going to a HS FB game for the first time in years on Sat - bjl63 November 12, 2026, 18:20 View all; 8 responses; Waka November 13, 2026, 15:05 ⇥ Hopefully the marching band will play Hair of the Dog.* - Tortillini November 13, 2026, 13:42 .dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 15:05 Knew kids in my hood that went to Nazareth when I was a young'un - KingTalkyTiki November 13, 2026, 13:22 When at OSU a few weeks ago met a Nazareth grad who is a senior - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 13:38 That’s really cool. I went to one of my Nephew’s games a couple of years ago. - Waka November 13, 2026, 12:13 The last two years I've gone to a regular season game at one of the Chicago Catholic schools - Taz November 13, 2026, 09:11 There was tailgating here In Quincy for last weeks 2nd R game vs East Moline. - illinilosch November 12, 2026, 18:30 FWIW, there was an announcement at the playoff game I went to a couple of weeks ago - Gene Parmesan November 12, 2026, 18:27 View all; Collapse ^ NBA trivia top 10 active players in points scored, non-American. * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:31 View all; 37 responses; Potomac November 13, 2026, 14:54 ⇥ was markkanen close?* - apusikam November 13, 2026, 12:15 He recently moved into the top 10 for career games played without a playoff appearance* - Sammich November 13, 2026, 12:26 I think he’s at 9,400ish, about 3k short of 10th place. Also, I’m not really an NBA fan, but - Waka November 13, 2026, 12:20 Gobert and Jamal Murray are two of the guys ahead of Markkanen* - Potomac November 13, 2026, 14:54 Looked it up: Dirk #1 all-time, Giannis #4* - Potomac November 13, 2026, 08:28 Jonas Valanciunas Is 10 * - MC November 12, 2026, 19:15 Hints. 3 bulls, 9 nba champion, 10 was teammates with 9 but did not get ring due midseason trade* - MC November 12, 2026, 17:02 Vuc* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 17:12 Yep 3 * - MC November 12, 2026, 17:20 Pascal with the ring?* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 17:24 Surprise, he was a clue on Jeopardy today * - Potomac November 12, 2026, 18:52 Yesss 9 * - MC November 12, 2026, 17:25 Drawing a complete blank on the traded player* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 17:31 Giddey! - Waka November 12, 2026, 17:04 maybe in 2040 * - MC November 12, 2026, 17:05 Horford. Got to be 3* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 16:49 6 * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:57 Thinking about Canada, so Wiggins?* - Potomac November 12, 2026, 16:47 25 seconds too slow but yes, 5! * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:48 Gobert* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 16:45 X * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:46 That's two strikes for me. One more and I'm out. Wiggins* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 16:47 5 * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:48 Wagner* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 16:42 X * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:42 SGA* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 16:40 7 * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:41 Embiid* - Potomac November 12, 2026, 16:40 8, this is the tricky one * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:40 Giannis* - ZahRule November 12, 2026, 16:39 1 * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:40 Jokic.* - IlliniRunner November 12, 2026, 16:39 2 * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:40 Luka!* - bbonb November 12, 2026, 16:38 4 * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:40 Kyrie Irving has dual US-Aussie citizenship if he counts* - Potomac November 12, 2026, 16:36 He does not. * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:37 View all; Collapse ^ Kickball: Looking like Pochettino to Man U is close to final - Carl Spackler November 11, 2026, 06:28 View all; 8 responses; assassin November 13, 2026, 14:44 ⇥ Chicago Tribune owner bought the Quakes - assassin November 13, 2026, 14:44 The US withdrew from the U17 WC due to security concerns - UIHuskie November 11, 2026, 14:21 we'll trade him for Pep! - assassin November 11, 2026, 13:19 hey assassin! Is Frank Yallop available?* - Poldark November 11, 2026, 11:44 I think that’s BJ Callaghan’s music* - BradUnderwoodforprez November 11, 2026, 12:00 Wait they have him hired IF they fire the current manager?!* - John Coctostan November 11, 2026, 09:36 He'll be fired before too long. USMNT should just hire a caretaker manager* - CoronaTheirAss November 11, 2026, 07:04 At least it is nice and far away from a WC cycle* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 11, 2026, 07:03 View all; Collapse ^ Just realized that today is Friday the 13th - TarheelIllini November 13, 2026, 13:34 No responses Offseason Baseball news - DanSaint October 30, 2026, 19:24 View all; 31 responses; assassin November 13, 2026, 13:23 ⇥ Jake Bauers sign 4 year deal with Red Sox - DanSaint November 13, 2026, 13:00 BAUERS! I KNOW IT'S YOU, BUDDY* - assassin November 13, 2026, 13:23 Legitimately can’t tell if this is a serious tweet or if I’m being duped by a troll/parody account - OB25 November 12, 2026, 21:32 “Satire”* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 21:37 Crazy that all MVP and Cy awards this year were unanimous* - bjl63 November 12, 2026, 19:27 Bregman finished 9th* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 19:24 PCA* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 18:53 Awesome for him but bummer to waste such a generational season* - Herman Blume November 12, 2026, 19:01 NM* - Carl Spackler November 12, 2026, 18:56 Unanimous* - Carl Spackler November 12, 2026, 18:56 Two people voted Ohtani 4th. Misirowski had third most 2nd place votes* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 19:02 NL MVP coming up on MLB Network* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 18:28 Ummmmmm.* - LeatherneckIllini November 11, 2026, 14:24 Brad Ausmus will be named Astros new manager - DanSaint November 11, 2026, 09:38 Workers inside the Commissioners Office of MLB have unionized - DanSaint November 11, 2026, 09:10 ben brown has neck surgery. that doesn’t sound good, but hoping to be back by midseason?* - Ari Gold November 11, 2026, 08:17 Venable wins AL manager of the year* - AintHatin November 10, 2026, 21:54 I’m hearing Pads owners are potentially ready to LEROY JENKINS to try for a title. - LeatherneckIllini November 10, 2026, 08:47 Trying to go big with disastrous consequences would be very Padres.* - Carl Spackler November 10, 2026, 11:31 old trope. only happened in AJ’s first year. Only miss was 2023 and used Soto to bring in pivotal - LeatherneckIllini November 10, 2026, 12:11 you clearly don't know what Leroy Jenkins means if that's your takeaway* - Gene Parmesan November 11, 2026, 10:27 Getz said Grant Taylor is moving to the rotation next year - AintHatin November 10, 2026, 07:51 Not sure that’ll work well. And now they have an excuse - bjl63 November 10, 2026, 08:37 FWIW, in the same interview Getz said starting pitching remains the top FA priority - AintHatin November 10, 2026, 11:25 The payroll is scant. They can afford Skubal if they really wanted - bjl63 November 10, 2026, 11:36 Mlb owners considering postponing salary cap until 2028 - DanSaint November 3, 2026, 14:48 Players have now unequivocally rejected pretty much every part of this proposal already* - OB25 November 3, 2026, 15:42 I just want the Cubs to get their ASG.* - Warrin'_Illini November 3, 2026, 15:19 Mariners hire Cubs Director of Player Development Jason Kanzler as manager - DanSaint November 3, 2026, 10:53 you know there won’t be a season next year, right?* - bbonb October 30, 2026, 20:21 I think there will. My prediction is Memorial Day weekend is "opening day" - DanSaint October 31, 2026, 07:42 View all; Collapse ^ Anyone use a cordless snow shovel? If so, any recommendations? - ibdoc November 13, 2026, 09:27 View all; 18 responses; DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 12:05 ⇥ will you ever marry that woman? Neither of you are getting any younger. Don’t you want to have sex?* - bbonb November 13, 2026, 10:37 Wedding date coming up this January - ibdoc November 13, 2026, 11:13 I got this awesome battery one - Stu November 13, 2026, 09:33 We've got this one and have been happy with it for light snowfalls - Chicago1995 November 13, 2026, 10:01 hmm, I may get the multi-head attachment one - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 10:33 I had something like that but it's hopeless when the snow's deeper than 4 inches - Stu November 13, 2026, 10:11 We have a guy we pay when we get a storm like that. ** - Chicago1995 November 13, 2026, 10:55 Leftovers. - Chicago1995 November 13, 2026, 10:01 I don’t mean to brag, but I use only cordless shovels - Jackie November 13, 2026, 09:32 I don’t mean to brag but I haven’t used a snow shovel in 20 years * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 11:52 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 12:05 This made me chortle* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:46 Valid (and impressive)* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 10:10 I had to look up what he meant * - Potomac November 13, 2026, 09:35 So it's like a weed whacker and a snow shovel had a baby?* - Sounder November 13, 2026, 10:47 Yes, guess should say battery powered snow shovel/thrower - ibdoc November 13, 2026, 09:38 "snow displacer" * - assassin November 13, 2026, 11:45 I have one that never gets used - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 09:29 View all; Collapse ^ GTA 6 releases the trailer for their in game television series "Macca and Friends" - DanSaint November 13, 2026, 08:31 View all; 2 responses; Sammich November 13, 2026, 10:56 ⇥ say what now? A tv show on a video game? What a world* - illini21 November 13, 2026, 10:15 They had one in GTA 4 and 5, too. - Sammich November 13, 2026, 10:56 View all; Collapse ^ Oh, cool, Outlook outage* - Gene Parmesan November 12, 2026, 13:10 View all; 46 responses; illinilosch November 13, 2026, 10:36 ⇥ seems to be coming back up, but it's slow - IlliniOllie November 13, 2026, 06:39 All good on my end* - illinilosch November 13, 2026, 10:36 probably an 18 hour gap where nothing was sent :) * - shua November 13, 2026, 09:21 Sounds like me to my wife in bed* - Tbag November 13, 2026, 09:09 haah* - Taz November 13, 2026, 09:12 Yep. Slowly starting to come back* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 08:00 These MS updates are getting dark* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 00:07 This is only reinforcing how much idgaf about my job right now* - PapaDels November 12, 2026, 21:45 same. Take Power Point! Take Teams! Fucknthis sh8* - memyselfandillini November 12, 2026, 23:59 I got an email 13 minutes ago * - assassin November 12, 2026, 21:36 Still down. And since I’m the only one who still uses Hotmail, personal email is down too* - Mrap24 November 12, 2026, 21:28 Fellow Hotmail user here. No like.* - Sammich November 12, 2026, 23:45 This didn’t happen before the election. Jus sayin’* - bbonb November 12, 2026, 19:16 Okay what’s really going on here. What is big email hiding * - MC November 12, 2026, 16:23 Is it......ever coming back?* - DiamondDazzle November 12, 2026, 15:41 I sure hope it's not back until late enough that I can ignore it until tomorrow* - Gene Parmesan November 12, 2026, 18:28 My boss jokingly suggested ‘print every window you’ve got open’!* - memyselfandillini November 12, 2026, 16:09 back here* - torinese November 12, 2026, 15:49 Still down for us* - PapaDels November 12, 2026, 19:28 Huang sending panicked emails to his mistresses took everything down.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 14:20 Reuters reporting on a second intra-office affair - assassin November 12, 2026, 14:22 for a total of 3? Dude, keep it in your pants - TarheelIllini November 12, 2026, 16:42 How long before a Perkins waitress comes forward?* - bbonb November 12, 2026, 19:15 “Reuters is not naming the second employee.“ That’s okay. We’re really just interested in a pic* - bbonb November 12, 2026, 14:53 Look at all the sex this guy was having! - Chuck Woodaby November 12, 2026, 14:38 I bet Amodei isn't getting any of that.* - Stu November 12, 2026, 14:47 Nor is Altman - Chuck Woodaby November 12, 2026, 15:10 Having a cool leather jacket goes a long way in life.* - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 14:45 All you got to do is sing* - PapaDels November 12, 2026, 19:29 doubledown, can you validate?* - DocWalk20 November 12, 2026, 15:04 He must be doing something different than I'm doing. Maybe it's cool leather jacket combined with - doubledown November 12, 2026, 18:48 That guy really liked to throw his Huang around* - AintHatin November 12, 2026, 14:24 "Do your balls Huang low, can you swing them to and fro?"* - ibdoc November 12, 2026, 14:50 I am waiting for an email from IT acknowledging that some users might be having issues - Dilbert November 12, 2026, 14:14 Looks like I’ll be working until late now. Awesome thanks Microsoft * - MC November 12, 2026, 14:02 i was going to work tonight anyway, but it will probably be more hectic than usual - Gene Parmesan November 12, 2026, 14:10 Damn Gmail for Work still up and running.* - KingTalkyTiki November 12, 2026, 13:47 Elated not to deal with emails - Jackie November 12, 2026, 13:15 my work account was down for about an hour, but seems to be back now (unfortunately) - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 13:14 Mine is still out* - Mrap24 November 12, 2026, 14:02 Same here* - Blazer November 12, 2026, 16:48 Yep* - PapaDels November 12, 2026, 14:19 Ditto* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 12, 2026, 14:14 Yep, me too.* - AintHatin November 12, 2026, 14:08 Same here. Still down* - illinilosch November 12, 2026, 14:06 yeah mine went down again after a bit. Been down now for the last hour or so - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 14:04 View all; Collapse ^ Anyone else getting a security alert when the refresh today? - PDO November 13, 2026, 08:26 View all; 2 responses; ibdoc November 13, 2026, 08:32 ⇥ Yep, on refresh only. And very slow* - ibdoc November 13, 2026, 08:32 No. But, it is crazy sluggish and slow to load today.* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 08:30 View all; Collapse ^ 1973-6, q8 - complainant November 12, 2026, 23:57 View all; 3 responses; Tuscy November 13, 2026, 08:25 ⇥ 5 - Tuscy November 13, 2026, 08:25 4, q8 - larue33 November 13, 2026, 06:31 4 - Illiniphil November 13, 2026, 05:37 View all; Collapse ^

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