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Illinois-Duke score prediction - illini81887 Yesterday, 11:58:29 View thread; 798 responses, latest posted Today, 23:37:13, View last; Watching the wrap-up show on ACC Network: you can’t make these kinds of mistakes against a team like - biclops Today, 23:37:13 I think I’m fully sold on our WR’s - OB25 Today, 23:17:30 Take care of WMU and IU and this could be a special year * - illini thunder Today, 22:09:34 My “goal” is going 3-2 - bjl63 Today, 22:45:20 Oh they’re talkin about us - biclops Today, 19:56:02 Oh they’re also talkin about us - ATL Today, 20:18:39 Highlights - biclops Today, 17:34:58 Troy takes a 3-score lead 17-0 at #8 Clemson* - meanjeans Today, 17:11:33 Does anyone even bother to watch the extra point?!?!* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 17:14:34 Nit: 16-0* - bjl63 Today, 17:14:16 crazy to think blj is the longest tenured of in the b1g.* - Ari Gold Today, 16:47:12 Four score game? - RVA Today, 16:37:59 Werner is live - biclops Today, 16:13:10 Ankle for Laughery* - biclops Today, 16:43:23 Ayuppp, he's got an ankle.... - osklister Today, 16:49:39 We haven’t been ranked in the top ten since 2001. Soooo close now we can taste it. * - illini Today, 16:11:34 Just saw our score come across the ticker. Brought a tear to my eye* - biclops Today, 15:58:29 One of the best wins of the week. Most of the top 25 is cupcaking this week * - meanjeans Today, 16:11:48 TIL: Duke plays at Tulane next week. LOL* - ATL Today, 15:58:15 Tulane has the better QB* - bjl63 Today, 15:58:41 I listened on the radio and read this board. We played bad, the OL sucked, Altmeyer was skittish, - LovetheChief Today, 15:53:31 And that QB makes over $300K per game* - timmer Today, 15:55:02 $150k per running out of bounds behind the line* - RVA Today, 16:15:29 This fucking rocks* - illini21 Today, 15:51:57 Indeed. That 2nd half was fantastic. So glad I went* - opey8 Today, 15:54:51 Dating back to last season, we own the nations longest wining steak at 6* - Mrap24 Today, 15:51:08 postgame pressers - biclops Today, 15:50:15 Was Bowick a highly regarded transfer? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 15:38:34 Dunno but he looks to have legit good hands and size* - OWWDig Today, 16:45:43 More of an “intriguing potential” than a bonafide starter * - assassin Today, 15:42:47 adding on, he had great stats but only played a handful of games due to injury * - biclops Today, 15:51:45 and at Ball State so a “will that translate up” question * - assassin Today, 16:25:26 Game ball to IL special teams assistant Chris Hurd for spotting the double 8s* - biclops Today, 15:16:27 Can't believe this is what extended that drive - RVA Today, 15:50:54 Essentially a bonus turnover. * - VIV Today, 15:50:48 Words can’t even describe the amount of football and football content I’ll be consuming this weekend - OB25 Today, 15:05:21 Have College Football Final and The Final Drive set to record* - bjl63 Today, 15:55:42 I just wish we had a better slate today. Hoping MI-OU is competitive * - biclops Today, 15:09:21 dont think anyone's losing in top 10.. leapfrog SC?* - jaycee Today, 15:02:45 Gotta say, FOX does a much better job of hyping their games online vs ESPN - biclops Today, 14:58:26 Partly because a B1G Ten team stuffed an ACC team in a locker* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 15:54:05 Altmyer just made that kids day - biclops Today, 14:54:49 Two kids, I think. Armband to one, towel to the other. * - larue33 Today, 15:00:53 Even better * - biclops Today, 15:04:33 I love Bret, Josh and undy.* - Toonces Today, 14:54:16 Apparently Josh was at a dinner last night with 20+ alumni - TarheelIllini Today, 14:56:39 I'm aware Josh does his job * - ijustkrushalot Today, 15:38:36 Do I win the prediction….40-17 was close* - TarheelIllini Today, 14:54:05 So happy! Can’t wait to get down for the game next week* - OWWDig Today, 14:52:52 Most road points in the Bielema era, per Scott Beatty * - biclops Today, 14:52:10 Most since 2015* - Mrap24 Today, 15:51:53 Quite the combo to think about this and the SC game to end / start seasons* - meanjeans Today, 14:54:31 There isn’t shit for other games on right now * - meanjeans Today, 14:51:30 Baylor-SMU is in OT on CW* - UIHuskie Today, 14:54:11 Kinda stuck with KU-Missouri. Might just got for a walk * - biclops Today, 14:52:45 The 20s belong to the Illini!* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 14:50:23 The 80's Belong to the Illini! - osklister Today, 17:24:49 Of course. I didn’t pull the trigger on -23.5 / O49.5 - timmer Today, 14:50:04 another golden era of illini football? hi detlef!* - Ari Gold Today, 14:47:55 hi nephew! business trip!* - Poldark Today, 15:06:23 WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY* - biclops Today, 14:47:41 Just a beautiful half of football* - bjl63 Today, 14:47:20 Bielema with the shit eating grin * - biclops Today, 14:46:18 4x-1x* - VIV Today, 14:46:17 Nice* - RVA Today, 14:56:42 -2.5 my butt* - memyselfandillini Today, 14:48:15 Perfection * - meanjeans Today, 14:47:55 LOL* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:47:37 Fuck it, go ahead and score again.* - OB25 Today, 14:45:00 Love hearing I L L chant in away game on TV!* - ibdoc Today, 14:44:19 Love hearing the TV guys call it “dominating” in a game we were outgained * - meanjeans Today, 14:50:15 Kinda comes full circle from the "overrated" chant at the beginning. * - Memphian Today, 14:47:31 Hope that’s not a serious injury* - ECEIllinois Today, 14:44:02 game ball to Duke #8* - Poldark Today, 14:42:26 Pair of 8s beats 2 Devils* - memyselfandillini Today, 14:45:07 Honestly, that play seemed to change the game. * - harb Today, 14:43:53 Certainly a huge momentum swing* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:48:11 Give it to Diaz* - bjl63 Today, 14:43:47 Which one?* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:42:55 Lol* - meanjeans Today, 14:49:47 I'd flag them both* - OrangeSox Today, 14:43:14 What a game from Altmeyer, though* - longsnapper Today, 14:40:05 Kittner has always been my guy but this year Luke could change things* - bjl63 Today, 14:45:12 Manny thought he was still getting 2023 Luke. Oops* - OrangeSox Today, 14:41:19 Altmyer.* - ibdoc Today, 14:41:06 bert >>>> manny.* - Ari Gold Today, 14:37:38 Didn’t think that was in question but ultimately forced turnovers were the main factor* - ilinni11 Today, 14:40:50 ILL>Elon* - memyselfandillini Today, 14:40:36 Mensah made some nice throws but doesn’t seem to have a great feel for the game* - bjl63 Today, 14:37:12 Thoroughly unimpressed. 7.5 MM for just a guy. Didn't do much - longsnapper Today, 14:38:45 he doesn’t have much to offer if you get him outside the pocket* - memyselfandillini Today, 14:41:25 Drifting out of bounds to take a two yard loss has never impressed me - OrangeSox Today, 14:39:38 Did it twice* - Mrap24 Today, 14:42:08 Doing that multiple times was definitely a bit of a head scratcher.* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:41:33 What?! Duke paid him 7.5 M?!!* - illini thunder Today, 14:39:36 Over 2 years* - OB25 Today, 14:40:26 Holy. Crap. * - illini thunder Today, 14:41:31 Combined total, if that wasn’t clear* - OB25 Today, 14:45:31 Luke way way batter at feeling the rush and moving accordingly* - bjl63 Today, 14:39:27 ooo (FML) - timmer Today, 14:37:11 Tarheel isn’t far off - jjlocke923 Today, 14:36:12 Wait you are Tarheel?* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 14:38:34 21-19 in deserved points. Let's close this out* - longsnapper Today, 14:36:00 Where’s the “over rated” chant now?! :D * - illini thunder Today, 14:35:59 It certainly agreed well.$ - illinibone Today, 14:39:55 It was 14-13 at halftime! Love dominating the second half!* - ibdoc Today, 14:35:58 DOINK and in!* - UIHuskie Today, 14:35:10 CALIL SEBASTIAN!!* - VIV Today, 14:34:39 Valentine got to be RB1* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 14:34:33 We have three guys who can handle it - bjl63 Today, 14:38:45 Oh hell yes* - UIHuskie Today, 14:34:30 Master fucking class* - bjl63 Today, 14:34:21 Wow. Huge!!! * - illini thunder Today, 14:34:18 ZOMG* - biclops Today, 14:34:09 Score again* - OB25 Today, 14:33:55 *doffs cap** - OB25 Today, 14:34:46 Great job by a backup to have the composure to strip it. Great coaching, great execution * - illiniranger Today, 14:33:35 he needs to start* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 14:34:53 We love the corner blitzes from like 30 yards away* - gvibes Today, 14:33:24 You can’t stop Tanner Heckel, you can only hope to contain him* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:33:15 Baaaaaaaaaallllllllllll* - Mrap24 Today, 14:33:13 lol* - UIHuskie Today, 14:33:02 Crush their dreams!* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 14:32:57 They may not wanna get their QB murdered* - John Coctostan Today, 14:32:53 Lol - illinibone Today, 14:32:47 *chefs kiss* * - biclops Today, 14:32:46 POST GAME PARTY Lot B9 with Roughy* - Poldark Today, 14:31:40 Great play, great drive* - Mrap24 Today, 14:31:35 Effing. Yes. So excited. This could be something. I was worried, but thx to TOs a huge win * - illini thunder Today, 14:31:17 Master class in the 2nd half by the coaching staff* - bjl63 Today, 14:31:05 Lol that can’t be how they want to defend that* - gvibes Today, 14:30:49 Quads right had them super confused. BL likes quads near the goal line * - illiniranger Today, 14:31:38 Run right it’s difficult to defend* - ilinni11 Today, 14:39:24 Love the quads* - gvibes Today, 14:33:39 ballgame* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 14:30:37 Some great stuff from Lunney this half* - OB25 Today, 14:30:37 Really, really nice win* - UIHuskie Today, 14:30:18 Especially if Duke ends up contending for the ACC in any fashion. Could age very well * - meanjeans Today, 14:31:25 Gonna bitch and moan our way to a 3 score road win vs a team that will make a bowl* - John Coctostan Today, 14:30:55 Nice play call on the TD. * - harb Today, 14:30:12 True. Good call, Lunney * - illini thunder Today, 14:31:51 Can we stop hating on BL yet? Love that call* - OrangeSox Today, 14:30:10 Great 2H. Dukes D gave up opportunities, BL exploited them * - illiniranger Today, 14:30:52 Man i love that play design* - John Coctostan Today, 14:30:07 Iowa loses* - John Coctostan Today, 14:28:58 Dots II - TarheelIllini Today, 14:28:53 gorgeous * - biclops Today, 14:31:04 I’m good just running this up the middle here and living the fg * - gvibes Today, 14:28:24 Punch this in and call game* - ilinni11 Today, 14:29:14 I’m so happy.* - Toonces Today, 14:27:41 Well there’s the 5 minute plus drive I asked for!* - Mrap24 Today, 14:26:03 Noice * - illini thunder Today, 14:26:57 knife in the soul time* - biclops Today, 14:25:57 THERE IT IS* - biclops Today, 14:30:10 TD here = game over * - illini thunder Today, 14:25:46 that was for you ranger* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 14:25:38 Jeebus, Luke. Slide.* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:25:24 Laughery must be nicked up again * - biclops Today, 14:24:14 ooo - DocWalk20 Today, 14:26:44 Kudos to BL. So much better in the 2nd half. * - uofi1998 Today, 14:20:15 I’ve given Lunney crap, but really, our coaching is upper echelon * - illini thunder Today, 14:22:44 Duke is probably more talented than we are but coaching matters* - bjl63 Today, 14:23:48 IDK abkut the talent call. We’ve got some really good players too * - illini thunder Today, 14:24:47 Illini have plenty of talent. But they're coaching over middling line play - OrangeSox Today, 14:28:04 Let’s run this shit out * - illini thunder Today, 14:17:19 He shoved him into the earth. * - VIV Today, 14:16:25 That was awesome. * - harb Today, 14:17:03 Duke running out of gas * - illiniranger Today, 14:16:24 Yep. It took 3Q but seems clear we’re the much fresher team* - John Coctostan Today, 14:19:24 And we bail them out with a Time out * - illiniranger Today, 14:17:26 Looks that way* - Tooldresser Today, 14:17:08 My goodness ESPN, a blue block I? * - illini Today, 14:15:44 Elzy says me not dead* - OrangeSox Today, 14:13:36 Duke QB is Dee Brown. Can’t go left* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 14:12:36 I didn’t have Dee catching strays on my bingo card - ab75 Today, 14:18:16 I was told the secondary was a strength* - Chilango Today, 14:11:34 Great play. Let’s take 5 minutes off the clock* - Mrap24 Today, 14:11:14 Good thing the grind it out run game has been so potent today.* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:12:27 Throws to Beatty are as good as a run* - OrangeSox Today, 14:13:12 ooo - DocWalk20 Today, 14:11:02 Great catch * - MC Today, 14:10:51 Lots of blue leaving the stadium* - opey8 Today, 14:10:43 Fuk them and the horse they rode in on. - osklister Today, 16:51:16 Overrated. $ - illinibone Today, 14:11:33 keep the updates coming * - biclops Today, 14:11:31 #MakeWhiteCornerbacksGreatAgain * - OB25 Today, 14:10:37 This Duke team really pisses all over its balls like few teams I’ve seen. * - VIV Today, 14:10:24 We're just making the big plays. Brings a tear to my eye* - OrangeSox Today, 14:10:16 Huge* - UIHuskie Today, 14:10:14 Thank you Fairy!* - OWWDig Today, 14:10:04 More like meh-nsah * - biclops Today, 14:10:00 OMG. What an INT * - harb Today, 14:09:55 What. A. Pick. * - VIV Today, 14:09:53 Yes! - illinibone Today, 14:09:45 The white boy really is a stud athlete like they said!* - John Coctostan Today, 14:09:42 Man he even slipped and still recovered. That’s a damn good play* - John Coctostan Today, 14:10:20 Delete* - bjl63 Today, 14:10:06 I hate the 3-man rush* - bjl63 Today, 14:09:26 We can't really stop them* - UIHuskie Today, 14:08:17 Not getting any pressure. They're winning the line battle quite convincingly - OrangeSox Today, 14:09:13 Great play call/design by them* - Mrap24 Today, 14:07:52 that was a nice play * - biclops Today, 14:07:11 cmon clock * - biclops Today, 14:05:08 Seriously. I told the wife I’d be free at 230pm. Big mistake, big lie * - MC Today, 14:05:56 Don’t think we’ve forced a punt. Let’s do that * - illiniranger Today, 14:04:48 Would you take an INT instead?* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:10:00 They've punted once* - UIHuskie Today, 14:05:48 Second series, I think.* - illinibone Today, 14:05:29 Really dislike that on 3rd down.* - Mrap24 Today, 14:04:41 Kinda glad we got the false start tbh * - meanjeans Today, 14:03:46 Yeah, kind of happy to be essentially forced to take the FG* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:05:02 Also think our offense is good for at least one more FG this quarter so getting 3 isnt nothing* - meanjeans Today, 14:07:32 That play looked dead, glad we jumped * - illiniranger Today, 14:03:35 yup* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 14:04:44 I hate setup plays. Just run your two best plays * - MC Today, 14:03:34 In what world was that play going to work? I just don’t get it* - OB25 Today, 14:03:33 Especially after they crowded the line. Throw a quick pass to outside or something.* - Mrap24 Today, 14:05:40 Blah. Would have liked to just passed on 3rd* - John Coctostan Today, 14:03:27 More Calil more Hank more winning* - uofi1998 Today, 13:58:11 Is Laughery hurt? Haven’t seen him in a while* - bjl63 Today, 14:00:05 He has full blown AIDS* - VIV Today, 14:03:59 Well that’s unfortunate* - DocWalk20 Today, 14:11:43 ^^^^secret sauce^^^^* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 13:59:28 Lol there were like 3 open receivers on the play thst went to Bowick * - biclops Today, 13:56:51 Duke is still selling out on the run. Haven't changed their gameplan* - OrangeSox Today, 13:57:25 Manny Diaz!* - bjl63 Today, 13:57:57 need more valentine with the ball* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 13:55:23 Calil sebastian!* - VIV Today, 13:54:41 The run blocking has been bad but these run plays are slow to develop* - Mrap24 Today, 13:54:19 It’s all part of the plan!* - bjl63 Today, 14:00:37 The run plays are a complete waste. Every passing play has a guy open* - OB25 Today, 13:54:17 It’s so easy as long as Luke gets a bare minimum amount of time* - OB25 Today, 13:56:49 I think valentine is a dude* - John Coctostan Today, 13:54:16 Gained 20 pounds in the offseason. Looks awesome * - uofi1998 Today, 13:58:40 Play action * - illini thunder Today, 13:52:44 That’s was a great route by that WR* - Mrap24 Today, 13:49:32 X just watched him* - Chilango Today, 13:49:46 huge* - MC Today, 13:49:22 At least they're still 2 scores behind* - UIHuskie Today, 13:49:01 Yep. * - harb Today, 13:49:14 Let’s dominate this last :20 mins. We got it * - illini thunder Today, 13:48:54 I was told the secondary was a strength* - Chilango Today, 13:48:52 Maybe sit this one out* - bjl63 Today, 13:50:45 This is a great QB and speedy WR’s. I think they’ve been fine. Not great, but good enough* - OB25 Today, 13:49:47 Sometimes, mistakes are made * - illini thunder Today, 13:49:35 Pretty massive to stop the 2 there * - meanjeans Today, 13:48:51 So bad* - ab75 Today, 13:48:42 and just like that * - biclops Today, 13:47:54 That’s twice the qb has just run oob behind the line* - Mrap24 Today, 13:47:49 I like these guys handing us sacks* - gvibes Today, 13:47:42 Jesus Christ, Duke OL is holding like crazy * - ibdoc Today, 13:46:25 Okay this is the part where Duke gives us the ball back * - meanjeans Today, 13:46:02 So much for the stop* - UIHuskie Today, 13:45:55 Is Rosiek still out? Kreutz really struggling in space* - OB25 Today, 13:45:39 That should have been a hold against Tomi* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 13:45:22 Their YAC is impressive. - tvillini Today, 13:45:21 Like Olanos leg* - biclops Today, 13:44:06 Get a true stop here and break their spirit* - ab75 Today, 13:42:53 That was nasty* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 13:41:22 What a great reach block by Priestley. Total sealed off edge* - John Coctostan Today, 13:40:55 Students starting to trickle out* - opey8 Today, 13:40:44 Overrated?* - OrangeSox Today, 13:42:37 Chef’s kiss * - meanjeans Today, 13:45:00 haha. love it* - biclops Today, 13:41:52 Great block by Feagin* - bjl63 Today, 13:40:34 road graded that dude* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 13:41:47 How good is Hank Beatty? He might be a legit star, unbelievable* - OB25 Today, 13:40:34 So happy for Beatty* - biclops Today, 13:40:30 Hank Beatty all american game. Wow* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 13:40:13 Been great so far* - OWWDig Today, 13:42:38 Effing A right. Let's fucking GOOOOOOO* - longsnapper Today, 13:39:59 Barry Lunney you magnificent bastard.* - OB25 Today, 13:39:58 Gotta give credit. Bad ass play * - illini thunder Today, 13:42:02 When Beatty came out of there with a blocker in front, my goodness * - meanjeans Today, 13:40:43 Feagin looked like a skinny guard instead of an rb out there* - John Coctostan Today, 13:41:36 that was fun!* - Orangeillini Today, 13:39:53 What a play!!* - Mrap24 Today, 13:39:52 There’s the trick play. Barry stunting all over the haters * - illiniranger Today, 13:39:47 Fapfapfap* - RVA Today, 13:39:44 Holy crap! What a play! * - illini thunder Today, 13:39:41 Now we footballin* - OrangeSox Today, 13:39:33 Well that’s one way to get the running game going!* - DocWalk20 Today, 13:39:29 JIMP* - biclops Today, 13:39:29 WE LOVE YOU, LUNNEY!!!* - VIV Today, 13:39:28 Hank is awesome* - bjl63 Today, 13:39:28 That was too easy* - timmer Today, 13:39:27 YESSSSSS* - UIHuskie Today, 13:39:26 Orgasmic * - meanjeans Today, 13:39:24 Woot. What a play. * - harb Today, 13:39:19 Now Lunney just stunting on you fools* - John Coctostan Today, 13:39:11 Max protected now when they show the heavy blitz. That was 7 man protection * - illiniranger Today, 13:38:53 Great throw. Man i hate that penalty tho. What’s that dude supposed to do?* - John Coctostan Today, 13:38:38 Duke looks like the team playing their first road game* - biclops Today, 13:38:36 What a throw. * - VIV Today, 13:38:25 hell yeah* - Orangeillini Today, 13:38:40 Hank is awesome* - bjl63 Today, 13:38:23 Patterson took such a bad angle on the initial throw - ab75 Today, 13:37:55 Who promised their first born last night? Which one of you degenerates did that?* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 13:34:42 I know he just recovered the fumble but I would really like to see less Patterson* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 13:34:30 TO fairy with the ball bouncing off our guys foot to stay in bounds. You love to see it* - OB25 Today, 13:34:28 beautiful play by Bailey * - biclops Today, 13:34:12 Those 2 plays were the full Bailey experience. Loses discipline looking into the backfield and - John Coctostan Today, 13:35:56 Thank you * - illiniranger Today, 13:33:47 Hohoho - RVA Today, 13:33:35 Well… we are footballing. That’s cool. Let’s put this thing on ice. * - uofi1998 Today, 13:33:35 Holy. Shit. TO FAIRY!!! * - illini thunder Today, 13:33:24 That’s not luck. That’s a damn good punch by 7* - John Coctostan Today, 13:34:29 Yep. Bailey coming up huge!* - DocWalk20 Today, 13:40:48 True. Excellent balling * - illini thunder Today, 13:35:08 Luck to stay in bounds maybe. But that was forced* - John Coctostan Today, 13:34:47 We've forced two of them. Which is far better than requiring a fairy* - OrangeSox Today, 13:34:05 They’ve been dying to fumble again. So many dudes with bad ball security all day* - John Coctostan Today, 13:33:13 I hope we don’t have a kickoff returned against us all year* - John Coctostan Today, 13:31:33 getting Dukes D back out on the field would be sweet here* - memyselfandillini Today, 13:29:15 big time* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 13:30:17 Basically our offense sucks until Duke screws up and then we look good.* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 13:28:52 OL is improving, and Luke is eating them up with the pump fakes * - meanjeans Today, 13:28:11 Showed 4 WR (usually a TE but wide) and they backed out. That drive and passing so much hopefully - illiniranger Today, 13:30:17 Nice play call* - Chilango Today, 13:27:56 8 is the same as 1 - memyselfandillini Today, 13:27:33 BOOM BOWICK! * - LeatherneckIllini Today, 13:27:07 He good * - illini thunder Today, 13:27:37 Bowick to have 15+ TDs this season* - timmer Today, 13:26:59 Goodness what a huge penalty that was. Awesome drive to take advantage* - OB25 Today, 13:26:58 Taking advantage of mistakes. Feels so good* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 13:26:51 Great call on the slant by BL. Set that formation up on the Deagin rush TD first half * - illiniranger Today, 13:26:50 Wow I can't believe they're reviewing that. - longsnapper Today, 13:26:47 Lol* - OrangeSox Today, 13:29:27 YASSSSSSS!!!! Great way to start half! Thanks for the stupid penalty Duke * - illini thunder Today, 13:26:44 cajones * - biclops Today, 13:26:41 Yesss * - illini Today, 13:26:41 Thanks, Manny! Keep it coming!* - bjl63 Today, 13:26:34 Bowick becoming the go to RZ guy would be nice* - John Coctostan Today, 13:26:32 I love our coach* - Orangeillini Today, 13:26:05 Optimism rising * - timmer Today, 13:25:35 Alright, build off that* - RVA Today, 13:25:31 Beautiful * - illini thunder Today, 13:25:29 Best push of the day* - John Coctostan Today, 13:25:21 Go for it* - Mrap24 Today, 13:25:19 luke needed to make that 2nd down throw* - MC Today, 13:25:18 Bad play calling + shaky Luke. Just get out with a W* - CWR10 Today, 13:25:07 Go for it * - illini thunder Today, 13:24:50 Altmeyer is off today. - Chilango Today, 13:24:21 Damn. Just missed that * - illini thunder Today, 13:24:05 Alt has to make that throw. * - VIV Today, 13:24:04 He’s missed a few of those today* - Mrap24 Today, 13:25:02 Seemed like miscommunication. Dixon stayed wider and Luke thought he’d come inside* - John Coctostan Today, 13:25:00 Feagin too slow for this quick DL. More Laughlin please* - bjl63 Today, 13:23:50 Too many OL looking at the RB get tackled * - illiniranger Today, 13:23:49 Like that pump and go, just wasn’t there * - illiniranger Today, 13:22:50 Just a little late and light, but good idea* - longsnapper Today, 13:23:56 Seems clear that they are going to continue to focus on the run. Just pass them to death. Trust - John Coctostan Today, 13:22:46 Yea. * - OWWDig Today, 13:23:45 Just keep passing. They can’t cover us* - OB25 Today, 13:21:07 I was worried Beatty was concussed after the sideline slam.* - longsnapper Today, 13:20:36 Play action crossers are there if we protect * - illiniranger Today, 13:20:14 ooo - biclops Today, 13:20:04 Huh… a PLAY ACTION WORKED!!!! jfc Lunney * - illini thunder Today, 13:20:02 Just fucking stop* - bjl63 Today, 13:20:32 I mean when he’s right he’s right. Play action made that db just fall down. Master class* - John Coctostan Today, 13:21:40 Thunder is the Hampton Ski of game threads* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 13:21:31 Glad Duke has been gifting us this many chances* - OrangeSox Today, 13:19:39 We’re no slouches! We’ve extended both their scoring drives with personal fouls* - shua Today, 13:21:24 Manny Diaz is going to keep us in this game. I still like our chances for that reason* - bjl63 Today, 13:19:11 yes.* - Ari Gold Today, 13:22:30 I’ve literally never seen that before * - meanjeans Today, 13:19:03 Lol* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 13:19:01 Holy. Shit. Bailed * - illini thunder Today, 13:18:50 What a shit show of play calling to open half. Fuck you Lunney * - illini thunder Today, 13:18:12 Overrated indeed* - timmer Today, 13:18:01 They seem so much quicker than us* - Mrap24 Today, 13:17:57 Terrible first drive. * - VIV Today, 13:17:40 Why??!?!?* - OB25 Today, 13:17:31 What. The. Fuck. LUNNEY!!!! * - illini thunder Today, 13:17:06 That’s a bad play. * - illini Today, 13:17:03 Woof* - RVA Today, 13:17:01 I know that those college commercials they want to show diversity in the people featured… - timmer Today, 13:16:12 Like to see WR screen the first play. * - illiniranger Today, 13:15:56 Mmmmmm, hmmmmm * - illini thunder Today, 13:16:41 and when is somebody going to put steve kelly out of his / our misery.* - Ari Gold Today, 13:13:43 I can’t get over the barge formation on 2nd and 3 on our last drive. - OB25 Today, 13:12:20 That was a massive play. Really frustrating.* - OWWDig Today, 13:14:05 it is nice to have the team with better coaching and who makes most of the big plays.* - Ari Gold Today, 13:10:39 Need to see the better depth isn’t a myth. Wear them down* - John Coctostan Today, 13:05:15 So the visiting locker rooms here appear to be about 150yds from the stadium. - ATL Today, 13:02:45 Honestly don’t think we need to be able to run the ball much, the quick pass game has been there - OB25 Today, 12:58:19 our RBs have carried it 13 times for 25 yards. I hope you're right.* - Orangeillini Today, 13:01:01 Really gave back a lot of the good fortune we’ve had in those last 2 minutes. - OB25 Today, 12:53:21 A long scoring drive out of half would do wonders. * - illini Today, 12:57:54 The heat can't be overstated. May their D stay on the field for a long td drive to start* - opey8 Today, 13:13:38 I’d take a quick TD too. Any TD out of the half will be ideal * - illini thunder Today, 13:01:22 Naked boot, reverse, speed option. Don’t know if we have that in the arsenal but that’s there * - illiniranger Today, 12:53:19 Yep.* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:53:42 They're dumb, so we might win, but they honestly just look like the better team* - UIHuskie Today, 12:52:34 Yup IL very unimpressive thus far.* - nash Today, 12:53:52 Stupid penalties and we’ve had a terrible penalty game. However, 2 TOs and we’ve capitalized - illini thunder Today, 12:52:29 Great catch. Terrible defensive possession. Our coordinators are getting taken to school* - Mrap24 Today, 12:52:21 Henry’s doing just fine.* - bjl63 Today, 12:53:02 Can’t say the same for Lunney. He’s getting schooled * - illini thunder Today, 12:56:00 The OL needs to step up. They are getting pantsed* - bjl63 Today, 13:05:58 Seems like a just end of the 1st half. - tvillini Today, 12:52:18 Duke has dominated this game. * - Mrap24 Today, 12:53:11 The score is nowhere near indicative of the actual game itself. Yes the score is the score, but* - uofi1998 Today, 12:53:54 Yep. Won’t complain for being ahead but we sure don’t deserve to be ahead* - Mrap24 Today, 12:55:24 They muffed a punt and committed a bunch of errors too. A just 1st half result. - tvillini Today, 13:08:28 This OL to start the season thing is officially a trend. Frustrating * - uofi1998 Today, 13:00:48 Hopefully they remember how to run block at halftime* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:53:02 Had a chance to break their spirit and then all that. Yuck* - John Coctostan Today, 12:51:58 Just brutal last 2 minutes* - ab75 Today, 12:51:33 that is one hell of a toe drag * - MC Today, 12:51:27 His grandkids will ask what was the best catch he ever had and he won’t hesitate to say Illinois* - meanjeans Today, 12:53:46 We deserve to lose this game. Just so bad all around * - uofi1998 Today, 12:51:22 meh, duke is committing sins with poor ball security * - MC Today, 12:52:48 not really. Duke stinks* - memyselfandillini Today, 12:52:46 Deserve's got nothing to do with anything* - longsnapper Today, 12:52:00 Ok, mrap* - bjl63 Today, 12:51:46 Jesus, catching strays* - Mrap24 Today, 13:01:02 Bro, this is a 28-7 game wrapped in a 14-13 package. * - uofi1998 Today, 12:52:38 Except it’s not. Go take a walk* - bjl63 Today, 12:53:28 Good idea. Talk later * - uofi1998 Today, 12:54:58 terrible end to the half * - biclops Today, 12:51:17 Pathetically stupid penalty* - OWWDig Today, 12:51:38 Fuck off, asswipe. Go celebrate the deaths of children with your other zealots* - longsnapper Today, 12:52:46 ok, psycho* - OWWDig Today, 12:59:19 his left hand came off but his right hand seemed to maintain a grasp the whole time* - Orangeillini Today, 12:51:16 if you cannot do math, 14-9 and 14-13 are basically the same thing * - MC Today, 12:50:59 Purdue undergrad?* - memyselfandillini Today, 12:51:57 5 = 1* - timmer Today, 12:51:40 Wow that’s impressive by the Duke WR. What a terrible defensive series that was.* - voiceofreason Today, 12:50:35 That’s a TD. - tvillini Today, 12:50:34 Yep.* - voiceofreason Today, 12:51:26 Not a catch. * - illiniranger Today, 12:50:26 Yes it is * - illini thunder Today, 12:50:49 That's a catch* - longsnapper Today, 12:50:25 That’s a hell of a catch.* - bjl63 Today, 12:50:19 Mother Fock. Wait, it was not secured!!!* - timmer Today, 12:50:05 He’s got it. Dude makes that play once in a hundred tries * - meanjeans Today, 12:50:37 I think it was with the right hand* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:50:36 Yes it was * - illini thunder Today, 12:50:30 FOCK* - timmer Today, 12:51:10 Just an unbelievable penalty in that situation * - meanjeans Today, 12:49:41 Four point penalty* - Chilango Today, 12:52:17 What a fucking moron * - illini thunder Today, 12:49:38 Not great bob* - Mrap24 Today, 12:49:08 Sonofa…* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:48:54 dumb* - biclops Today, 12:48:46 JEEZUS. FUCKING. CHRIST* - illini thunder Today, 12:48:45 Dagnabbit* - bjl63 Today, 12:48:42 I actually think that wasn’t a good play. Cutting back inside to get the first would have been way - John Coctostan Today, 12:48:27 I think we get Duke to stop blitzing by going true 4 WR. they see a TE and they’re coming downhill* - illiniranger Today, 12:47:56 or just look like Duke OL is holding on every single play. or is it me?* - memyselfandillini Today, 12:47:12 Can’t fall for the stutter step 5* - Mrap24 Today, 12:46:23 Embarrassing half from the OL* - VIV Today, 12:44:23 Now that’s a good play call* - Mrap24 Today, 12:44:05 He didn’t even aim that one. Just tried to throw it over that mountain. * - illini Today, 12:43:07 Coverage has really been excellent* - John Coctostan Today, 12:42:47 Really felt like we had a chance to take control there* - OB25 Today, 12:41:34 We did. Lunney got pwned * - illini thunder Today, 12:43:58 brutal time to react but if he had the cross routes open if he let it rip * - MC Today, 12:40:49 Diaz vs. Lunney is a mismatch we’ll have to overcome* - OB25 Today, 12:40:31 Duke’s D coord is pwning Lunney * - illini thunder Today, 12:40:15 Terrible lunney. Terrible. Where is a fucking screen pass?* - uofi1998 Today, 12:40:08 Our biggest play of the game is a screen pass * - illiniranger Today, 12:41:37 You mean the WR screen? Cool. How about a RB screen like the rest of the CFB runs?* - uofi1998 Today, 12:43:02 You will see almost no cfb teams run classic RB screen. DLs are very good at feeling it - illiniranger Today, 12:44:37 Of freakin play action? It’s not brain surgery * - illini thunder Today, 12:41:07 Play action wouldn’t have worked there either, Luke would have gotten killed* - OB25 Today, 12:42:19 Feagin picks up his man there was a WR open* - Chilango Today, 12:41:07 Feagin had no idea who to block. - tvillini Today, 12:40:04 And our C let 2 guys just go virtually unblocked. Not a great rep there.* - voiceofreason Today, 12:41:00 He looked lost before the snap* - Chilango Today, 12:40:28 Needed a hot route call there desperately* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:40:00 Bad Luke. Can't do that* - OrangeSox Today, 12:39:31 He had no chance. That’s on the OL* - bjl63 Today, 12:39:54 Lofl* - WhitmansFolly Today, 12:39:23 The way Duke is selling out on any run look, the WR reverse is there * - illiniranger Today, 12:38:42 9 OL and we still got dominated* - OB25 Today, 12:37:50 I like Laughery better as a short yardage back despite the 50 pound difference* - bjl63 Today, 12:38:58 Because Duke’s D Coord is stacking on our obvious runs. Lunney needs to play action * - illini thunder Today, 12:38:56 Our biggest plays are a play action and a WR screen to take advantage. Duke doesn’t care - illiniranger Today, 12:40:38 It’s just crazy at this point* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:38:34 C’mon Lunney, effing play action * - illini thunder Today, 12:37:50 His rep is so much better than his reality* - uofi1998 Today, 12:40:36 Feagin tip-toes way to much for a big back* - bjl63 Today, 12:37:44 Agree* - OWWDig Today, 12:38:47 These Duke DBs are straight headhunting. Bert will get in the refs ear at the half* - longsnapper Today, 12:33:26 Duke’s D coord just knows when Lunney is all run * - illini thunder Today, 12:32:01 Duke is doing all sorts of dumb stuff* - UIHuskie Today, 12:31:40 I don’t know that Manny Diaz is all that good. Cristobal-esque* - bjl63 Today, 12:36:41 Been getting the calls today. I’ll take it * - illini thunder Today, 12:31:17 Nice to have your opponent get dumb penalties * - meanjeans Today, 12:31:06 Luke has to make that throw* - Mrap24 Today, 12:30:41 Luke has been great on a couple tough throws and missed like 3 easy ones* - John Coctostan Today, 12:30:26 It’s been at least 4. Very strange* - OB25 Today, 12:31:40 He has these games, I think. - tvillini Today, 12:34:26 OTOH he’s hot on the money throws which ultimately is what matters* - bjl63 Today, 12:36:06 Still early in the season with lots of receivers in bigger roles than before too* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:35:36 Should’ve been a scoop and score but alas a DL got there first* - bjl63 Today, 12:30:15 beautiful * - MC Today, 12:30:06 Horrendous QB play there. Wow.* - voiceofreason Today, 12:30:06 Holy. CRAP!!! TOs!!! * - illini thunder Today, 12:29:58 Fuckin bury them now* - John Coctostan Today, 12:29:54 Huge!!* - Mrap24 Today, 12:29:33 Ball Ball ball. - tvillini Today, 12:29:24 Man Duke really doesn’t wanna win this lol * - biclops Today, 12:29:21 BALL* - UIHuskie Today, 12:29:20 Fuck yeah.* - voiceofreason Today, 12:29:18 What an announcer pre-call. atta boy gabe* - John Coctostan Today, 12:29:17 Thank you mr. announcer for waking up Gabe* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:29:11 Their receivers aren’t very good* - bjl63 Today, 12:28:36 gritty drive* - jaycee Today, 12:27:15 Literally the only thing you can’t do. Come on* - John Coctostan Today, 12:27:14 "throws high!" ... the perfect pass* - MC Today, 12:27:13 What a great fucking drive. 3rd and 21 screen pass, Anderson spinning for extra yardage on 4th - OB25 Today, 12:26:29 We’ve seen this game before, where the ranked team on the road is struggling but somehow manages to - meanjeans Today, 12:26:00 that’s a play a playoff contender makes. Huge drive and finish* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 12:25:49 Lunney learned. Feagin chip helped make that play. Well done * - uofi1998 Today, 12:25:36 Some big time throws by Luke so far* - OrangeSox Today, 12:25:24 Fantastic throw * - illini thunder Today, 12:25:23 Goddam it’s fun to have a real QB. What a dime.* - voiceofreason Today, 12:25:09 Luke. Fucking. Altmyer * - illiniranger Today, 12:24:58 What a throw* - OWWDig Today, 12:24:50 perfection* - Orangeillini Today, 12:25:34 TE touchdown* - biclops Today, 12:24:44 The board’s obsession. * - illiniranger Today, 12:25:20 deuce-gasm* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:24:58 Awesome pass / catch. * - harb Today, 12:24:34 Hell yeah* - UIHuskie Today, 12:24:32 Fuck yes. - tvillini Today, 12:24:30 Boom * - illini Today, 12:24:29 Wow what a ball and what a catch* - John Coctostan Today, 12:24:19 It’s so nice to have dudes * - meanjeans Today, 12:25:13 Like that’s some pro shit on both sides. Phenomenal* - John Coctostan Today, 12:25:11 So… no late hit? * - uofi1998 Today, 12:23:27 Love to see Kruetz give him a piece of his mind* - bjl63 Today, 12:25:23 No call for one anyway* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:24:44 Receivers getting single coverage everywhere* - OrangeSox Today, 12:21:30 That's targeting. Textbook* - longsnapper Today, 12:21:06 2nd one IMO* - uofi1998 Today, 12:21:51 Yeah was gonna say, that’s way closer than the one they stopped play for. Odd* - John Coctostan Today, 12:21:35 Huge * - illini thunder Today, 12:20:32 Go for it * - illini thunder Today, 12:18:17 We’re running into 8 man boxes. They don’t fear our WR’s* - OB25 Today, 12:17:41 Correct. They don't respect the WRs or our ability to protect* - OrangeSox Today, 12:20:00 Need play action * - illini thunder Today, 12:19:22 That only works if you can actually run the ball* - John Coctostan Today, 12:20:21 Hate him again * - uofi1998 Today, 12:17:27 Jeezus, safety read that all the way * - illini thunder Today, 12:17:18 lulz… - LeatherneckIllini Today, 12:14:43 IDGI * - illini thunder Today, 12:16:07 Bad tackling form that’s likely to get yourself hurt, but can’t be targeting* - John Coctostan Today, 12:14:20 attack the upfield DE. Good call* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 12:14:17 I mean I would gladly take it but I can’t imagine that’s targeting* - OB25 Today, 12:14:01 #7 lining up weakside, TE to left, run away from him for a first. Good call * - illiniranger Today, 12:13:34 As opposed to a deep drop where you motion the TE away from him?* - uofi1998 Today, 12:15:08 Early in the game, if you think JC Davis is a NFL player (this boards consensus) then you leave Davi - illiniranger Today, 12:20:23 Too much wind socky- ness * - illiniranger Today, 12:20:47 It’s only our 2nd game of the season. We’ve got talent. Just get it to gel * - illini thunder Today, 12:13:02 That was fun* - John Coctostan Today, 12:11:59 I forgot how much I fucking hate Lunney. Play caller. Not a game reader. * - uofi1998 Today, 12:11:27 Redeemed himself * - uofi1998 Today, 12:12:46 JC Davis having a rough game* - OrangeSox Today, 12:11:09 JC Davis having a slightly better game!* - OrangeSox Today, 12:12:00 LOL* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:13:16 Got out in space to spring Clement on that last one at least.* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:11:55 My word. * - illini Today, 12:11:06 Did we bring our offensive line?* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:10:54 JC man. Come on* - John Coctostan Today, 12:10:54 These sacks are pissing me off* - TarheelIllini Today, 12:10:49 Duke #7 is wrecking the game. * - illiniranger Today, 12:10:31 Dude’s killin’ it * - illini thunder Today, 12:13:27 Luke is a little yippy. - tvillini Today, 12:10:10 He’s getting a lot of pressure* - Chilango Today, 12:14:26 WTF is going on with these throws* - OB25 Today, 12:10:00 Gotta make that throw. * - illini Today, 12:09:36 We are so unbelievably lucky right now. Getting manhandled. * - uofi1998 Today, 12:07:33 OL please run block this is sad so far* - Poldark Today, 12:05:53 move. the. ball.* - biclops Today, 12:05:41 Ok offense, time to do something* - UIHuskie Today, 12:05:19 My Duke friend is losing his mind about the subs. - illini Today, 12:05:07 BB cracked the code on the substitution rule. Surprised more teams don’t do it * - illiniranger Today, 12:04:25 Having good depth makes it possible. Lot harder to do in years past when we have no 2nd team* - John Coctostan Today, 12:06:31 I hate it but we are damn good at jt* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 12:05:55 Seems like he explained the rule to the ref after the too-many-men penalty* - shua Today, 12:05:35 He’s a really good coach. He knows one of his big jobs is working the refs * - illiniranger Today, 12:06:50 *T pose * * - biclops Today, 12:04:10 Slow subs —> Delay of game. LOL.* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:04:02 Man we are doing the late subs to perfection again. This is great* - John Coctostan Today, 12:03:56 And for some reason the announcers make it seem like we’re doing something wrong* - John Coctostan Today, 12:04:21 Do people not understand how much of an advantage it would be for the offense to choose their - meanjeans Today, 12:05:37 Duke fans are so annoying * - meanjeans Today, 12:03:22 I’m not going to give up on this D yet. I think they’ll get it figured out * - illini thunder Today, 12:02:56 The D isn’t the problem. I mean it’s not great, but mensah is awesome. - uofi1998 Today, 12:08:46 lol. Im sure they’ll be glad to hear that* - shua Today, 12:04:14 C’mon, thunder pretending to be optimistic. That’s the best we might get from him* - DocWalk20 Today, 12:06:07 Great tackle by Patterson * - illiniranger Today, 12:02:36 Was a really good play* - John Coctostan Today, 12:03:06 Lol what was the rt doing* - gvibes Today, 12:02:10 Two completely unnecessary mistakes. Thanks gusy* - John Coctostan Today, 12:02:05 I didn’t have us getting worked on both lines on my bingo card* - ilinni11 Today, 12:01:58 That’s a really late flag. Like hella late* - timmer Today, 12:01:04 But glad it was thrown* - timmer Today, 12:01:31 Losing two starters on one defensive play, not ideal* - OrangeSox Today, 12:00:55 We look like ass on both sides of the ball* - WhitmansFolly Today, 12:00:47 Bailey peeked inside and gave up the edge. Really bad* - John Coctostan Today, 12:00:40 Yup * - illinijohn Today, 12:06:14 Yeah that was rough* - gvibes Today, 12:00:53 Defense looks really bad* - Mrap24 Today, 12:00:36 Their o line is beating our asses. * - illini Today, 12:00:27 Damn. Containment * - illini thunder Today, 12:00:16 Did I see NIU in that EA26 CFB ad?* - timmer Today, 11:50:20 i don’t know. Did you?* - DocWalk20 Today, 11:59:00 Dots - TarheelIllini Today, 11:50:04 This is not looking good. - Chilango Today, 11:49:59 This is where our big brain coaches step in and make adjustments * - ibdoc Today, 11:53:22 When matchups are against you, only so much that can be done - Chilango Today, 11:59:01 Just owning our zone and D line. Need to adjust* - ibdoc Today, 11:49:22 They’re getting yards but we’re keeping them in front of us at least. Lot of their guys seem - John Coctostan Today, 11:53:42 They are doing anything they want* - Mrap24 Today, 11:49:10 Man, they’re gashing us * - illini thunder Today, 11:48:42 Unfortunately Mensah is as advertised. Problem * - meanjeans Today, 11:48:33 ARCH!!! - timmer Today, 11:46:29 I really like Justin Bowick. He's got an NFL look to him* - OrangeSox Today, 11:46:04 Big dude. Good hands too it appears* - John Coctostan Today, 11:48:00 Illini still needs to show me a true drive before I get comfortable with this game* - timmer Today, 11:45:57 Lotta Illinois fans there! * - illini thunder Today, 11:45:41 really an amazing play by Altmeyer on that 3rd down throw to sidestep 2 rushers and still - Orangeillini Today, 11:45:10 Yep. * - harb Today, 11:45:49 This game has been an absolute disaster so far. Also we’re up 7-3 * - meanjeans Today, 11:44:09 Nm - OrangeSox Today, 11:45:39 He’s looked good * - illini thunder Today, 11:45:58 Struggled with the xp. Yeesh. * - Tuscy Today, 11:44:56 Feagin finally getting in there. * - illini Today, 11:44:05 Awesome * - illini thunder Today, 11:44:03 Try that 3 more times* - shua Today, 11:43:56 OL getting smoked, but Altmyer needs to get quicker reads and get rid of the ball* - ibdoc Today, 11:43:29 I think their D will slow down as game wears on. They don’t have depth to blitz every gap all game * - illiniranger Today, 11:45:47 Zero push. Not great here boys. Time to prove something* - John Coctostan Today, 11:43:29 Don’t love #5 as pass protector on the 3rd down conversion * - illiniranger Today, 11:43:28 Sneak pls* - meanjeans Today, 11:43:13 Luke made chicken salad out of chicken shit on that one* - WhitmansFolly Today, 11:43:03 Fantastic catch, not a TD* - ibdoc Today, 11:42:30 C’mon Feagan and line here * - illini thunder Today, 11:42:30 That ref was just like “fuck it, I didn’t see what happened so I’ll throw my arms up.”* - OB25 Today, 11:42:26 I don’t hate it * - meanjeans Today, 11:43:29 Not a TD but a great play on both ends * - illini thunder Today, 11:41:42 Love seeing Luke make that throw. Early days Luke would've never seen that* - OrangeSox Today, 11:42:35 That’s a catch, but not a TD. - tvillini Today, 11:41:15 Wasn't even close to a TD imo* - OrangeSox Today, 11:41:55 Not a TD* - timmer Today, 11:41:08 I think that’s a catch but not a TD* - John Coctostan Today, 11:41:07 All my worst fears about this OL are being realized early on.* - OB25 Today, 11:40:03 We’re getting nothing on 1st down. - tvillini Today, 11:39:47 OL getting no push. Need them to play much better* - John Coctostan Today, 11:40:48 Altmeyer’s drunk. Terrible decision making and sloooooooow recognition* - Desert Today, 11:39:02 I LOVE YOU TURNOVER FAIRY* - OB25 Today, 11:38:59 2 great punts btw. That helps everything* - John Coctostan Today, 11:38:58 Yup, he's boomed them both* - OrangeSox Today, 11:39:20 That helps. * - Tuscy Today, 11:38:55 stand up for special teams * - biclops Today, 11:38:52 Whew * - illiniranger Today, 11:38:52 YASSSSSSS!!!!!! * - illini thunder Today, 11:38:41 That'll do* - RVA Today, 11:38:35 That’s better* - timmer Today, 11:38:34 BALL!* - John Coctostan Today, 11:38:32 Beautiful* - OrangeSox Today, 11:38:30 Amazing * - meanjeans Today, 11:38:29 Ooof, not an ideal start here * - illini thunder Today, 11:37:58 Refresh* - timmer Today, 11:38:49 Really bad recognition by the OL there* - John Coctostan Today, 11:37:56 RB solo blocking their best edge. Not great bob* - gvibes Today, 11:37:53 Need to start winning 1st and 2nd down* - bjl63 Today, 11:37:43 He seems to go down awful easy there* - bjl63 Today, 11:36:40 nm* - timmer Today, 11:34:15 I thought Duke's run defense was sketchy. Why aren't we attacking that?* - WhitmansFolly Today, 11:33:51 Not so sure. They look pretty good * - illini thunder Today, 11:36:38 It’s one of their strengths. Doubt they were really trying vs Elon* - bjl63 Today, 11:38:21 Maybe Elon just had a juggernaut of a running game* - WhitmansFolly Today, 11:38:10 It’s likelier that Duke didn’t care about them* - bjl63 Today, 11:39:39 Already overturned* - OB25 Today, 11:33:50 May be the last time we see Elzy* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 11:33:28 Get Clement and Bowick out there* - OrangeSox Today, 11:34:35 Don’t think it’s a catch but I fully expect it to be upheld* - bjl63 Today, 11:33:19 That can’t be a catch with how strict the catch rules are in the opposite scenario* - OB25 Today, 11:33:14 Not a catch. Still, this team seems to be off today* - timmer Today, 11:33:11 Not sure he ever had it* - Mrap24 Today, 11:32:54 <aim22> Bench Elzy* - Poldark Today, 11:32:48 Thats not a catch. Yikes by Elzy either way* - OrangeSox Today, 11:32:37 nah* - biclops Today, 11:32:35 Is that a catch?* - gvibes Today, 11:32:35 That’s not a catch. Terrible drop but not a to* - John Coctostan Today, 11:32:19 Never had control * - meanjeans Today, 11:32:16 Guh * - illini thunder Today, 11:32:04 Jesus Christ. * - Tuscy Today, 11:32:03 Not sure he had that. * - Tuscy Today, 11:32:25 Oof* - timmer Today, 11:31:55 Bailed out * - illini thunder Today, 11:30:58 Tough throw but one Altmyer needs to make* - John Coctostan Today, 11:30:37 Ooof, not a fan of those 2 play calls * - illini thunder Today, 11:30:29 2 passes now airmailed by altmyer* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 11:30:23 2 bad misses from Luke in his first 3 throws* - OB25 Today, 11:30:16 Arby’s makes sub sandwiches now? What a country! * - illini Today, 11:27:11 One thing I like about this Duke team is how the sun reflects off the Devil’s head* - timmer Today, 11:25:45 Seems to be an uncalled hold on every rollout so far* - John Coctostan Today, 11:25:38 We're doing a great job against Mensah early* - OrangeSox Today, 11:25:37 Grounding? * - meanjeans Today, 11:25:36 No. Not even close. * - illinijohn Today, 11:27:25 Nice * - illini thunder Today, 11:25:31 This will come down to our secondary. Here goes* - Chilango Today, 11:24:48 Which is the strength of the team* - bjl63 Today, 11:26:00 Overrated chant with 8 mins left in 1Q. For nerds they’re kinda dumb * - MC Today, 11:24:13 But they’re up 3-0! * - shua Today, 11:25:14 Not sharp anywhere early* - John Coctostan Today, 11:23:58 I hope the team hears that ‘OVERRATED’ chant* - timmer Today, 11:23:42 Already getting the overrated chant * - illini thunder Today, 11:23:25 The chant to chant when you can’t come up with something better* - bjl63 Today, 11:23:57 Good. Fire this team up* - OrangeSox Today, 11:23:42 That drive started so promising….* - timmer Today, 11:22:49 fuck* - biclops Today, 11:22:33 Hate that 1st down tempo play call* - Mrap24 Today, 11:22:18 Gamebreak for two Arch incompletions?* - RVA Today, 11:19:51 Poor Arch* - timmer Today, 11:19:35 Future Saints staring QB.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 11:25:12 That footwork...* - OrangeSox Today, 11:19:59 Foul on Arch!* - OWWDig Today, 11:19:58 All in all good first defensive possession against scripted plays. - OrangeSox Today, 11:17:03 Excellent coverage. Good hold* - John Coctostan Today, 11:15:49 Good hold * - illini thunder Today, 11:15:30 First questionable holding call did not go in our favor* - OrangeSox Today, 11:15:05 C’mon 3rd down! * - illini thunder Today, 11:15:02 not looking real stout against the run* - biclops Today, 11:12:48 Real light boxes* - gvibes Today, 11:13:40 Not good* - Chilango Today, 11:13:23 Middle of DL is getting blasted off the ball* - Mrap24 Today, 11:12:10 Most unnecessary facemask ever. There were four illini in the backfield* - OrangeSox Today, 11:10:54 Could there BE any more flags?* - timmer Today, 11:10:33 Pathetic turnout for Duke* - RVA Today, 11:09:40 Crowd is still making it look like Duke is only a basketball school* - OrangeSox Today, 11:09:39 Taylor!* - biclops Today, 11:08:50 So 11am means 11:08, good to know. * - MC Today, 11:08:06 Embarrassing crowd for Duke* - JeffFrank Today, 11:08:01 Barnhart says a huge orange crowd..# - LovetheChief Today, 11:09:35 Looks like a MAC stadium* - timmer Today, 11:09:28 Did the game not start yet? * - illini thunder Today, 11:06:55 So why is ESPN not going to the game?* - timmer Today, 11:04:09 I guess 11:00 doesn't mean what it used to* - Orangeillini Today, 11:06:00 Gameday goes past 11 every week and has for years* - bjl63 Today, 11:08:56 Its some sort of arms race with the fox pregame but im not sure why* - RVA Today, 11:17:35 Yep. * - harb Today, 11:09:17 Illini 34- Duke 17* - Phytynlini Today, 11:04:00 Screw Trae and Kirk. Go Illini!!!* - OWWDig Today, 10:57:01 Des, Saban, McAfee pick the Illini. Kirk and Trae Young go Puke* - AintHatin Today, 10:56:58 I’m not sure Trae Young knows he’s picking football* - biclops Today, 11:02:34 Got to my seats. Thankfully under the overhang because it’s hot AF. Go Illini! - ATL Today, 10:45:53 Yelled my first ILL * - TarheelIllini Today, 10:34:00 I have a question, what if we just blow the doors off them? It’s possible * - meanjeans Today, 10:07:23 Is a parlay of UIUC -23.5 and O 49.5 $10 bet to win $118.67 worth it?* - timmer Today, 10:16:45 Yes….you should have pulled the trigger* - TarheelIllini Today, 14:58:58 I wouldn't feel comfortable giving someone 11:1 on that, that's for sure * - meanjeans Today, 10:42:17 Just got my tickets. LFG* - opey8 Today, 9:26:36 I’m so god damn nervous. We HAVE to win this* - illini21 Today, 9:24:03 Couple mentions on College Gameday already. - Dilbert Today, 8:30:33 St Louis Ribs 27, Duhon's Rib 17.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 21:31:11 I want to win this game so damn bad.* - OB25 Yesterday, 21:29:23 Hey OB! This might help you feel more optimistic - illini21 Today, 8:05:33 Hell yes* - OB25 Today, 9:15:25 I’m a little nervy about tomorrow * - illini thunder Yesterday, 21:50:34 Illini-40, dook-17* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 15:13:19 Effin's Alma Mater 24 - Junior High Effin's Dream School 17 - EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:40:44 Illinois 37 , Duke 28* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 14:37:44 Richard Keene 34 Chris Collins 23 * - jdl Yesterday, 14:02:56 Frankie Williams 26 - Corey Maggette 23* - baconface Yesterday, 14:58:53 Fuck Chris Collins. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 14:29:03 Hey now!* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 15:22:53 There he is... - uofi1998 Yesterday, 15:39:48 I graduated with his brother and cousin. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 15:50:19 123 Anywhere Street, Go Fuck Yourself, Arizona. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 15:53:53 Illinois 30, Duke 28* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 13:54:09 Duke 31 Illinois 27* - assassin Yesterday, 13:14:51 Almost exactly what I think, D 31 I 28 * - illini thunder Yesterday, 15:25:09 Illinois 26-20. * - illini Yesterday, 13:05:02 Duke 24 Illinois 20 - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 12:57:28 nm* - EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:39:40 26-10 Illinois* - apusikam Yesterday, 12:53:47 ILL 49, Duke 0.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 12:50:46 I have a weird feeling that we kind of smack them. I think 38-10. I think we are a lot - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 14:40:03 Indeed. It feels so strange to have so much confidence in Illini Football but here we are.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 15:34:10 Yes, a tight game... but in the end, the Illini get the W. - osklister Yesterday, 14:33:42 AS WE HAVE SAID ALL ALONG...... - osklister Today, 16:54:04 S.I.I.* - EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:27:40 My man* - longsnapper Yesterday, 13:51:12 IL 30 Duke 17 * - aimlessillini Yesterday, 12:40:40 I keep going back and forth but as of today am pessimistic. Duke 31 Illinois 17* - OB25 Yesterday, 12:24:53 Illini 27, Duke 19* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 12:23:45 Illini 24, Duke 21* - AintHatin Yesterday, 12:02:36 Duke 24, Illinois 23* - bjl63 Yesterday, 12:01:12 ooo - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 12:07:57 Beloved 34, Puke 13* - timmer Yesterday, 11:59:31 View thread; Collapse ^ Week 2 - other games thread - OB25 Today, 14:27:53 View thread; 106 responses, latest posted Today, 23:07:19, View last; Wazzu keeping the Pac12 After Dark vibes alive * - biclops Today, 23:07:19 Rebels!* - MtHoodIllini Today, 22:57:18 Love it * - illiniranger Today, 22:57:45 Likewise* - MtHoodIllini Today, 23:01:58 The UCLA catches are insane * - illiniranger Today, 22:55:46 Anyone that prefers the NFL to this is on drugs * - illiniranger Today, 22:57:33 It should be illegal for Wazzu to run a “standard” offense. They should only run a 4 WR offense* - illiniranger Today, 22:51:55 Like 4 WR under center run and shoot should be required by Washington statute * - illiniranger Today, 22:52:52 If UCLA can get another stop…* - assassin Today, 22:45:26 Go earn that money, Nico* - assassin Today, 22:48:10 Channel? * - illiniranger Today, 22:51:00 CBS Sports Network* - assassin Today, 22:52:57 Thanks * - illiniranger Today, 22:53:46 HAIL to the *wet fart* * - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 22:31:41 Michigan lost? That's a shame. - osklister Today, 22:59:59 Watching Wazzu vs SDSU on CW and replay. If you’re on CW, if it’s cool, it stands.* - illiniranger Today, 22:25:27 BC-MSU in OT on NBC* - biclops Today, 22:08:58 If I’m a coach and going second in OT, I go for two to win it every time. - assassin Today, 22:14:29 You have to score again anyway. Why not get 3 yards * - illiniranger Today, 22:22:06 And you have to go for two if you do score again. So, just win the game now. * - assassin Today, 22:26:28 Exactly. * - illiniranger Today, 22:31:30 (Iow I agree if my writing was unclear) * - illiniranger Today, 22:22:36 covered below, I see* - biclops Today, 22:09:24 Good night for the SEC * - illiniranger Today, 22:08:00 lol asu wtf* - Sammich Today, 22:01:19 and again. Good night. * - assassin Today, 22:03:51 Oh my, Mississippi State* - OB25 Today, 22:01:03 Cowbells take the lead on Sparky with 30 seconds left!* - assassin Today, 22:01:01 Michigan State paid Mel Tucker $95 million in Nov. 2021 and this is the 24th game - illini Today, 22:00:59 I saw a comment somewhere that Bielema put his hat in the ring for the MSU job - biclops Today, 22:14:30 This board hated the Bielema hire. Retreads should get more opportunities, but ppl want new * - illiniranger Today, 22:20:24 My father is UW alum and was way more excited about the hire that I was - biclops Today, 22:31:32 I thought it was a great hire - illiniranger Today, 22:34:49 I was just glad to hire an actual experienced head coach who appeared to be competent in all parts - IlliniOllie Today, 22:55:20 Me too. I thought the failure was a plus. Chance to reflect * - illiniranger Today, 22:57:03 I was trying to remember who else was on the short list at the time, but this happened really fast - biclops Today, 22:45:12 Here we go - biclops Today, 22:46:49 I think BB was the #1 target - illiniranger Today, 22:49:58 I feel like “hated” is a strong word. - tvillini Today, 22:26:50 ooo - biclops Today, 22:16:58 I think they got out of most of it by intentionally creating that phone sex scandal though* - OB25 Today, 22:01:45 Yeah, I was more speaking about him. - illini Today, 22:04:16 Sparty and BC to OT, but Sparty qb hobbled off on their last offensive play* - assassin Today, 21:59:03 How many floors up should I jump?* - KCWildcat Today, 21:46:27 ROLL WAVE* - Carl Spackler Today, 21:42:25 Michigan DC thinks he's Brian Flores or something. Constant blitzing* - gvibes Today, 21:33:44 Poor Washington State fans - OB25 Today, 21:30:40 Army has run 43 plays in the 2H to KSUs 4. Lead 24-21* - illiniranger Today, 21:04:25 should've run back the INT instead of going down. Could've gotten a TD* - ECEIllinois Today, 21:19:07 What a play by Mateer. He's really impressive* - UofIL6 Today, 20:52:00 Wouldn’t be surprised to see him in NYC in December* - bjl63 Today, 21:26:21 Delete* - bjl63 Today, 21:26:21 UCLA down 24-0 to UNLV. But Nico got paid!* - bjl63 Today, 20:36:46 Really disappointing after dark slate tonight.* - OB25 Today, 19:38:57 Mississippi State up 17-0 on ASU* - UIHuskie Today, 19:37:04 This isn’t looking promising for Mississippi State. Momentum has totally shifted* - OB25 Today, 20:54:07 ASU looking fugaze* - bucktownillini Today, 20:06:32 Florida will be fine - illini21 Today, 18:59:00 Sorry ATL * - jdl Today, 19:11:07 Entirely possible that last year Gators found fools gold with Napier - ATL Today, 19:16:43 Never should have fired Mullen, especially now when you can kind of take recruiting out of his hands - OB25 Today, 19:27:10 SIU-C 7 - Purdue 0. 1Q. * - illiniranger Today, 18:58:57 Things are very real in Gainesville, partially thanks to another spitting incident* - OB25 Today, 18:46:20 And then - jdl Today, 19:32:16 Tim Beckman coaching tree!* - ECEIllinois Today, 19:00:12 Chip shot to win it * - assassin Today, 18:54:33 Down goes GradATL* - assassin Today, 18:56:47 Basketball school * - ATL Today, 18:58:18 USF driving at Florida under 2 minutes* - illini222 Today, 18:45:53 lololol from Fresno State…. - LeatherneckIllini Today, 18:43:03 Troy with one of the worst trick plays you’ll ever see* - OB25 Today, 18:41:43 We’ve got Gramatica offspring kicking in college now* - OB25 Today, 18:34:35 I was just reading his bio - biclops Today, 18:36:44 Even if Clemson survives, fuck them. They can be #11 and we should be #10* - uofi1998 Today, 18:13:34 Beat WMU. Do not let up* - bjl63 Today, 18:34:49 Or we can just pass South Carolina after they jumped us last week for whatever reason* - UIHuskie Today, 18:17:07 They beat an ACC team while we beat a scrub. Only fair we pass them when we beat an ACC team… - shua Today, 18:58:43 Florida and Clemson take the lead at the exact same time * - assassin Today, 18:11:25 WVU down 7 at Ohio w 8 min left and just turned it over on downs * - assassin Today, 17:54:49 Curtains for the mountaineers* - biclops Today, 18:23:53 Why is WVU playin at Ohio? * - biclops Today, 18:14:45 Also what I was wondering * - assassin Today, 18:15:48 USF takes the lead at Florida late in the 3rd* - OB25 Today, 17:48:48 Or not. Stupid appp.* - ATL Today, 17:56:24 ^^^ #1 fan* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 18:06:50 I think you have that backwards* - OB25 Today, 17:57:39 Mizzou up 4 on KS with 4:14 left * - biclops Today, 17:41:26 Hawks are cooked* - biclops Today, 17:57:06 Clemson struggling bigly w Troy* - assassin Today, 17:05:16 Pick six and now it’s 17-0 Troy. - assassin Today, 17:11:00 Oh they missed the XP. Only 16-0* - assassin Today, 17:14:11 Update: struggling more* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 17:10:49 Badgers 14 MTSU 10 at the half, fans are expressing their displeasure * - larue33 Today, 16:39:11 Games like OSU/Grambling should be disallowed* - bjl63 Today, 16:18:39 Oregon. Lordy * - illiniranger Today, 16:14:24 Gundy asked for a beatdown* - bjl63 Today, 16:19:08 Making sure he gets fired* - UIHuskie Today, 16:24:33 Think Lanning is going to put up 70 today* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 16:25:10 He doesn’t seem like that guy… at least he wasn’t against us. - tvillini Today, 16:28:49 Bret and Lanning were friendly. Their OC is a disciple of Lunney. I think that was different - JacobRDaugherty Today, 16:31:28 He can be salty but seems like only if provoked* - bjl63 Today, 16:30:31 One point for every million dollars larger their budget is * - assassin Today, 16:26:27 Oh, iowa lost too? - RVA Today, 15:45:14 That's a shame. - osklister Today, 16:59:51 Sack-fumble-safety in Kansas-Mizzou* - biclops Today, 15:37:01 #17 SMU falls at home in OT to Baylor* - UIHuskie Today, 15:05:55 View thread; Collapse ^ I'm watching women's rugby (World Cup) on BBC Two. - complainant Today, 8:23:09 View thread; 1 response, posted Today, 21:34:36 Also drink you under the table* - gvibes Today, 21:34:36 View thread; Collapse ^ September 1st politics thread.* - theBard September 1, 2025, 2:30:16 View thread; 506 responses, latest posted Today, 20:26:42, View last; No awards ceremonies for dem supporters, even if it's Tom Hanks - UofIL6 Today, 19:52:01 Republicans really offended by Hanks anti Nazi endeavors in saving private Ryan * - ATL Today, 19:56:08 Award will now be given to Ralph Fiennes for his portrayal of Goeth in Schindler's list* - UofIL6 Today, 20:04:14 This is apparently real - larue33 Today, 13:06:53 That is pretty fucked up * - MC Today, 17:35:56 So he’s AI photo-cosplaying serving in a war he was too cowardly to actually serve in - DT Today, 17:27:40 Fear is the nougaty center of the conservative psyche. * - doubledown Today, 17:42:59 Not sure anyone really likes nougat* - Stu Today, 20:26:42 That is correct* - Sounder Today, 17:32:34 But ICE is part of the Dept of Homeland Security and not Dept of “War”…. - shua Today, 16:45:53 This is truly one of the craziest things he has ever posted - Sounder Today, 14:02:00 Lucky for us, we got a Gov made for this moment... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 14:17:36 "I hate the sound of leaf blowers in the morning" - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:54:27 Taking volunteer service members away from their jobs and family for this shit is reprehensible. - doubledown Today, 14:03:39 Didn’t want it to come to this, but I’m now actively rooting for his death. * - doubledown Today, 13:14:37 Welcome to the club* - Sounder Today, 14:02:43 Another air show? Nice* - timmer Today, 13:08:12 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki Today, 11:48:13 Israel is just gonna go ahead with that E1 settlement in the West Bank. - complainant Today, 8:20:40 Did anything ever get answered about the bag that was thrown out of the White House window?* - VIV Yesterday, 20:58:31 Trump said it was an AI bag.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 21:00:02 I don’t even know what that is. That’s not my bag, baby. - DT Today, 7:43:00 LOL. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:00:28 That wasn’t a joke* - Sounder Today, 1:09:26 No shit?* - VIV Today, 11:48:07 ooo - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 21:06:47 Johnson trying to convince people that trump was a fbi informant to take down Epstein - Mrap24 Yesterday, 18:45:21 No one does that voluntarily. - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 7:19:10 I don't know why they're even acknowledging it at this point* - Sammich Yesterday, 21:08:32 Also trying to convince people he's 100% straight - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 18:48:39 I don’t care and won’t speculate, but I don’t think anyone would be shocked if he came out - doubledown Yesterday, 20:16:15 So it’s not a democratic hoax?* - ATL Yesterday, 18:48:22 The primary residence scandal - larue33 Yesterday, 18:00:51 Whoopsie.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 18:13:17 Don’t see a selective prosecution defense much, or work much.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 18:50:57 [timmer] Junior’s nephew calls for him to resign [\timmer] - Stu Yesterday, 17:36:14 [timmer] CBS News capitulating to Trump [/timmer] - Stu Yesterday, 15:35:26 It goes without saying that the part the edited out of Noem - Sounder Yesterday, 15:49:30 Face the Nation - Sammich Yesterday, 15:46:22 with a grin on your face and lies lies and lies in your heart* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 17:43:47 NRA against ban on transgender people owning guns. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 15:05:34 I’ll be damned…using principles to reach a conclusion rather than politics to change your principle - Desert Yesterday, 21:10:10 Not sure “sell as many guns as possible” qualifies as a principle* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 23:26:18 Gun industry wants as big of an addressable market as possible * - ATL Yesterday, 15:10:55 Assuming there is a mental illness argument here - Sounder Yesterday, 15:48:06 “Assuming”? By definition, don’t we know there is a mental illness issue if someone has - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 19:42:04 Do you think there is a mental illness argument with someone who has convinced themselves that a - ATL Today, 7:58:08 Yeah, because that’s just the same. lol nice try * - jjlocke923 Today, 8:20:57 No. The nailed to a tree story is significantly more delusional * - ATL Today, 13:01:22 I mean, the word "hermaphrodite" comes from a language that's been dead for 1500 years.* - complainant Today, 13:33:28 Fuck off* - PapaDels Yesterday, 20:22:09 Mentally ill is a large majority of gun owners* - KCWildcat Yesterday, 19:38:27 It’s almost like transgender people are like everyone else… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 15:54:05 Has the raid on the Hyundai car battery plant been discussed? - ATL Yesterday, 14:40:48 We're going after the Asians now?* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:50:31 Are they non-white? - TarheelIllini Today, 8:35:18 I'd put money on the latter.* - complainant Yesterday, 14:51:46 Please post an update when you find out * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 14:46:50 Aileen Cannon dismisses News Max suit against Fox News. - complainant Yesterday, 14:15:53 lol wtf* - gvibes Yesterday, 14:25:04 Co-lol wtf. I’ve never not incorporated prior paragraphs* - Desert Yesterday, 21:12:39 Incorporation by reference is no longer allowed in federal pleadings?* - ATL Yesterday, 14:42:24 Yeah, I don't know if there is some sort of antitrust-rule that would prohibit this. - gvibes Yesterday, 14:44:00 She actually does this a lot apparently* - gvibes Yesterday, 14:54:12 Apparently there is an 11th circuit vendetta against them. - ATL Yesterday, 15:02:10 Tylenol + Pregnancy = Autism - timmer Yesterday, 13:26:09 What exactly are RFK Jr’s motivations?* - CWR10 Yesterday, 14:46:07 Daddy issues * - PapaDels Yesterday, 20:26:13 to prove himself right and save the children. yes, mutually exclusive* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 17:45:04 The brainworm is in control.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:50:59 The head of HHS is literally a fucking crazy conspiracy theorist* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:45:09 1982 was a long time ago, and death was pretty immediate.* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 13:44:18 They never caught the perpetrator, right? Hmm....* - Stu Yesterday, 13:48:51 RFK Jr was too busy not passing the bar then to be killing Tylenol users in Chicago* - timmer Yesterday, 13:57:43 That would at least partially explain his inability to pass... too busy killing people* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 14:01:49 Junior has pulled put of his ass that Tylenol causes autism* - Stu Yesterday, 13:25:34 Serious question: what is RFK's obsession with autism?* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:10:04 He hitched his wagon to the anti-vaxxers because they don't require expertise, effort, or results. - doubledown Yesterday, 14:21:43 Maybe he's on the spectrum.* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 14:11:09 Maybe?* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 14:59:46 Not at all. He's extremely self-aware and a great manipulator. - complainant Yesterday, 15:06:17 what the actual fuck* - VIV Yesterday, 14:07:56 There have been lots of studies looking at this over theyears* - gvibes Yesterday, 14:29:40 I’m aware - VIV Yesterday, 14:48:01 Why use Tylenol? Bourbon does all the same things, and it's tastier.* - complainant Yesterday, 13:45:00 He’s just not a smart guy. * - doubledown Yesterday, 13:32:26 he started out not smart - Sammich Yesterday, 13:50:53 You forgot the brain worms* - ATL Yesterday, 14:18:22 Johnson and Johnson's lawyers are salivating* - assassin Yesterday, 13:28:15 Make that Kenvue. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:11:51 They are probably busy with all of the Sudafed lawsuits. - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 14:18:07 They are probably busy with all the baby powder causing ovarian cancer lawsuits - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 14:04:07 Damn you* - timmer Yesterday, 13:26:27 I didn't know it was a contest* - Stu Yesterday, 13:48:20 It is to me - timmer Yesterday, 13:55:14 The key to winning in life is to not care about winning - Stu Yesterday, 13:57:19 Lutnik: the numbers are bad because people don't like Trump? - ATL Yesterday, 13:21:53 IOW: We will only make things bad and you suffer for a year more. Tops. - ghost_of_clt Yesterday, 13:54:12 a little concerned at what he means by "take out"* - Sammich Yesterday, 13:52:15 What an idiot* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 13:52:10 this timeline sucks* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:02:17 The videos from Gaza of people just going about their day surrounded by rubble are always sobering - OB25 Yesterday, 12:29:21 OWWDIG is going into the weekend fully turgid at the thought of their suffering* - longsnapper Yesterday, 13:41:46 Shame on Hamas for booby trapping another building that Israel bombed* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 12:59:35 I would like to preemptively send out thoughts and prayers for when Israel gets what it deserves. * - doubledown Yesterday, 12:39:19 Kind of surprised to see Veritas going after Republicans. - doubledown Yesterday, 11:26:05 Tesla offering Musk $1T dollar pay package because "He needs extra motivation"* - Stu Yesterday, 10:03:29 does he have to sing love song or signs?* - lcubed Yesterday, 11:53:43 I'm incapable of understanding how TSLA would be up on this news. * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:04:30 Maybe It’s a meme stock now * - ATL Yesterday, 11:24:30 It always was* - longsnapper Yesterday, 13:45:45 all he has to do is octuple their market cap in the next ten years - Sammich Yesterday, 10:41:42 The guy has had ONE idea and it was the Cybertruck. Crazy that they don't just fire him. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:30:02 Welfare queens in Arkansas seeking more handouts - ATL Yesterday, 8:13:59 Give them nothing. This is what they wanted. Actions have consequences* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 13:04:36 The fat, gay reporter will eventually travel out of state, and discover he's not the only one. - complainant Yesterday, 9:38:02 The farmers hate getting that check from the government, but the government damn well better send it - doubledown Yesterday, 9:22:38 then feel free to reject the checks!* - shua Yesterday, 12:29:03 Looks like Trump will have to fire another statistician. 22,000 * - larue33 Yesterday, 7:33:16 Sweet, sweet stagflation. And the tariff metrics haven’t even kicked in yet. * - VIV Yesterday, 15:39:26 the US has lost 42,000 manufacturing jobs since 'Liberation Day' - assassin Yesterday, 12:59:43 Just think how bad they were before they were adjusted up.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 8:07:48 Isn’t this kinda what he wants? - Mrap24 Yesterday, 7:54:19 Maybe? It does make a rate cut more likely. But he fired the BLS director for bad numbers - DT Yesterday, 8:24:57 He has the mindset of all the diseases trying to kill Monty Burns but cancel each other out.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:49:35 I thought you were going for the Fed rate cut angle. And this does make a cut more likely I feel.* - gvibes Yesterday, 8:07:26 There’s a reason he wants a rate cut so bad, and it’s not for your or my benefit - Mrap24 Yesterday, 8:11:19 I think bond price manipulation thing is a little far fetched. He has a lot of other easier ways to - gvibes Yesterday, 8:05:53 Agreed. Trump is known for his constraint and measured decisions* - longsnapper Yesterday, 8:25:21 Usually it takes a republican president 2-3 years to ruin the economy. Trump’s done it fast.* - ATL Yesterday, 7:39:26 An economic slowdown like nobody has ever seen. * - doubledown Yesterday, 8:03:34 Oh great, the jobs report comes out today - KCWildcat Yesterday, 7:24:20 “Numbers always tend to benefit the Left” - Tortillini Yesterday, 7:23:18 Department of War it is!!!* - timmer September 4, 2025, 18:26:20 If there ever is another president, he's gonna have a lot to unravel. - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 19:50:44 Nice signature - lol * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 7:44:57 President Newsome should have all the EOs drafted before he assumes office* - Stu September 4, 2025, 20:13:36 autopen* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:02:42 when a fascist does it, it's called an Autolepen* - VIV Yesterday, 14:42:28 It should only take one * - illini thunder September 4, 2025, 20:36:26 Gotta give him the Peace Prize now.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 18:39:20 Logistics is basically how we've won every war - RVA September 4, 2025, 18:38:41 Doing every possible thing to give as much power as possible back to big business over people - John Coctostan September 4, 2025, 16:14:07 His target demographic has never left their own state.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 17:41:48 He's for the little guy, just ask him! - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 17:19:08 But the transphobic ads every timeout last football season said he was for me!* - RVA September 4, 2025, 17:00:54 That ad is exhibit A why anyone who voted for him is a irredeemable piece of shit. - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 17:22:45 ooo - Sammich September 4, 2025, 16:34:11 Another twist in the Cook/Fed takeover (mortgage 'fraud') - UofIL6 September 4, 2025, 15:52:09 frog?* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 15:53:16 The AI videos Trump posted last night are absolutley insane - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:55:59 Mike Judge was right about everything.* - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 15:44:45 lol - thanks for sharing * - jjlocke923 September 4, 2025, 15:18:06 South Park on a heater - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:37:02 I also enjoyed the simplicity of… - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 15:53:35 One of my favorite episodes of South Park - Sounder September 4, 2025, 17:56:58 Go Wok Go Brok!* - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 15:48:24 Is Donald Trump fucking Satan?* - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 15:45:16 Trump DOJ looking to ban transgenders from owning guns - Mrap24 September 4, 2025, 13:47:04 I have been told gun control does not work.* - Toonces September 4, 2025, 15:51:02 NRA: ………….. - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 15:22:22 Lol that the NRA cares about gun rights for transgender folks* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 4, 2025, 15:36:11 Right. They likely don't want to go to bat for trans people, but it's a camel nose under the tent. - doubledown September 4, 2025, 15:38:49 This thrills them about as much… - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 15:49:56 obligatory - VIV September 4, 2025, 17:03:41 No one that the NRA gives a shit about* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 4, 2025, 15:43:48 Right, there's a long list still to go that the NRA wants to disarm* - RVA September 4, 2025, 15:47:19 Nobody is going to be banned from owning guns. Republicans just want a chance to call trans people - doubledown September 4, 2025, 15:52:53 slippery slope* - Sounder September 4, 2025, 15:39:55 Start with anyone with a Y chromosome* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 13:52:50 It’s a start - timmer September 4, 2025, 13:49:41 2nd amendment purists i'm sure will be up in arms (no pun intended). - VIV September 4, 2025, 13:47:46 no reason for that slogan to be any more meaningful than "back the blue" was* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 14:58:01 The RFK thing is wild. perfect for this bullshit government and party - John Coctostan September 4, 2025, 13:11:09 he is an absolute POS lunatic* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 14:40:54 If people like him can operate with zero accountability, what hope is there for the system? - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:50:36 And being questioned by the person who cast the deciding vote for his confirmation* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 4, 2025, 13:50:20 they took out the two good ones and left us with teddy and rfk jr. * - VIV September 4, 2025, 13:29:40 Only the good die young* - timmer September 4, 2025, 13:41:09 Bari Weiss's company to be purchased for 200M, Bari to be put in CBS news leadership? - gvibes September 4, 2025, 13:07:38 Still waiting for her to publish the X Files - RVA September 4, 2025, 13:44:26 Every time i read the name Bari Weiss i picture the Storage Wars guy* - illini21 September 4, 2025, 13:31:00 Every time i read the name Bari Weiss i picture - VIV September 4, 2025, 13:33:09 omg what a joke* - cpsteine September 4, 2025, 13:27:38 Who knew being Netanyahu's toady could be so lucrative* - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 13:14:03 The Free Press is worth so much because it supports the view of - IlliniRunner September 4, 2025, 13:37:50 I'd love to see the google analytics on that site.* - cpsteine September 4, 2025, 16:11:24 What are those bad opinions?* - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 13:45:50 “Go Duke” and “I deserve EVERYTHING I have and more. Anything less is UNFAIR* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 14:46:00 I mean honestly, that seems like a job that would pay well.* - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 13:17:56 True, and the best part: - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 13:22:37 I'm sure the University of Austin is crushing it as well.* - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 13:33:33 Can’t believe Larry Ellison’s kid turned out to be such a fascist cuck. - doubledown September 4, 2025, 13:12:57 Heroin, cocaine, Botox, roadkill, steroids, uva and uvb rays. Just a partial list of - doubledown September 4, 2025, 12:54:25 Don't forget swimming in "Fecal coliform" bacteria!* - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 12:59:21 Sounder: More than 'absolutely nothing' - Houston shooter in ding-dong ditch charged with murder.* - cpsteine September 4, 2025, 12:46:56 Good. * - doubledown September 4, 2025, 12:49:34 Florida says not enough kids are dying of preventable diseases. - doubledown September 3, 2025, 18:37:53 don't forget this all started because... - VIV September 4, 2025, 10:45:55 amazing. and Florida Ron is only motivated by things that will help him become president... - cpsteine September 4, 2025, 12:49:03 Isn't this vaccine debate actually a pro choice argument? Mental gymnastics* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 6:56:26 Abortions and vaccinations are both healthcare, and neither fetuses nor viruses are human beings, - doubledown September 4, 2025, 7:25:21 Well that's a dumb thing to say. But provocative. - complainant September 4, 2025, 7:40:27 Maybe my sincerely held religious belief is that it’s not a person until it takes a breath. - doubledown September 4, 2025, 7:51:35 You may want to paraphrase saying when the child can sustain life outside the uterus. - ibdoc September 4, 2025, 10:40:00 That was my gut sense. Are there statistics on this?* - ATL September 4, 2025, 11:38:29 Of course. And you might want to get your gut checked. - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 12:25:41 Not sure I see support for that in either paper they cite. - gvibes September 4, 2025, 12:33:39 Do you see support for: - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 12:38:52 i had understood doc be speaking of his own experience with that number* - gvibes September 4, 2025, 12:43:43 Is he an abortion doctor in fantasy land?* - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 12:48:04 My religious belief is that people who ride motorcycles are too dumb to be human and deserve to die - Stu September 4, 2025, 8:56:31 It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving. * - doubledown September 4, 2025, 11:00:31 Chump don’t want no help…….* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 11:02:00 What about side-by-sides? - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 11:00:16 What about the guys who swing both ways? AC/DCs?* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 11:01:47 Like my man Gary Wilson? - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 12:54:56 And Van Haggar?* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 11:02:33 They make a decent pair of casual pants, but I find their shirts too billowy. * - doubledown September 4, 2025, 11:16:17 depends how you feel about letting loose the chest hair, but I get it* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 14:46:54 Well, then you shouldn't live in a Christian nation. - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 8:50:31 she a Chrietsn lady* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 9:16:46 What did Caroline say Helen?* - longsnapper September 4, 2025, 10:22:20 Gen Z, the last generation* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 7:27:28 Darwin* - JeffFrank September 4, 2025, 7:08:09 It's well more than that* - Chilango September 4, 2025, 10:30:57 vaccines are a public good. abortions affect no one but the person getting one - IlliniSax05 September 4, 2025, 7:03:08 Need to keep that infantry pipeline open for future wars - RVA September 4, 2025, 10:33:47 Yeah, so many pro lifers want this "choice" for themselves* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 7:04:09 Vaccines have worked so well people have forgotten how awful these diseases are * - Dark Knight September 3, 2025, 20:16:38 I tell parents that if they decline vaccines I likely won't be able to diagnose and treat - ibdoc September 4, 2025, 10:28:25 We need you on that wall, Doc! - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 10:37:05 My kid's pediatrician has signs basically saying go elsewhere if you're not gonna vax* - RVA September 4, 2025, 10:30:35 *DingDingDing** - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 8:47:19 Florida’s “surgeon general” speech was rich - illini thunder September 3, 2025, 19:59:42 Newsmax suing Fox News - biclops September 3, 2025, 17:56:02 CRIME IS DOWN! - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 15:51:07 Epstein files back to being a democratic hoax - Mrap24 September 3, 2025, 13:58:22 The thing I find so crazy is that there is a person in prison for all of this - Sounder September 3, 2025, 14:03:11 Which, in your view, is more likely - GMAW September 3, 2025, 15:44:04 I think that in your #2 scenario, you discount the point of view of these rich and famous people - IlliniRunner September 3, 2025, 17:02:03 Maybe that's the case. If so it's still pretty astounding that there isn't more than one victim - Chuck Woodaby September 3, 2025, 17:16:07 Sex with minors may be universally reviled in the West - Sammich September 3, 2025, 16:30:22 If Bill Gates or Bill Clinton or Donald Trump or Prince Andrew - GMAW September 3, 2025, 16:39:01 Epstein would gain leverage and power. * - memyselfandillini September 3, 2025, 17:59:31 Even #1 is laying it on pretty thick. - Chuck Woodaby September 3, 2025, 16:16:29 And I just saw that Haley Robson was one of the victims who spoke at the press conference today - Chuck Woodaby September 3, 2025, 18:34:16 So he was killed by someone who assumed there had to be something more worth covering up? - RVA September 3, 2025, 16:35:30 You have a hard time believing a pampered rich convicted pedophile - GMAW September 3, 2025, 16:43:42 Who was being abused by the prison guards... if you believe the guy convicted of prostitution - Chuck Woodaby September 3, 2025, 17:00:02 Then explain the lengths to which they are going to cover everything up. * - doubledown September 3, 2025, 16:04:49 Because everyone assumes #2 is somehow true - GMAW September 3, 2025, 16:18:33 Well someone Knows whether it Could be true with respect to his fat - memyselfandillini September 3, 2025, 18:03:40 AND the person in prison for all of this was just invited to publicly re-write their story... - haighter September 3, 2025, 14:05:28 Don't forget in exchange for getting moved to a country club prison - Sounder September 3, 2025, 14:07:36 Putin bombing away Ukraine* - Mrap24 September 3, 2025, 13:40:40 Refresh my memory, was that one of the wars that Trump said he ended - Sounder September 3, 2025, 13:44:08 Hilariously his claim that he ended the Pakistan/India war has resulted in Modi kicking him - ATL September 3, 2025, 13:46:45 Florida angling to become the measles capital of the country, - assassin September 3, 2025, 13:35:02 Welcome back, Polio! We missed you!* - bjl63 September 3, 2025, 16:30:40 Harvard again taking it on the chin* - Sammich September 3, 2025, 13:45:39 I'm all for literally.... - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 13:36:41 Freedom!* - CoronaTheirAss September 3, 2025, 13:35:55 NYT: Trump offering jobs to Adams and Sliwa to clear the board for Cuomo. - ATL September 3, 2025, 13:32:46 How are “conservatives” ok with this $5 Billion Trump bribe laundering scheme? - doubledown September 3, 2025, 11:32:32 it satisfies both core tenents of their belief structure - assassin September 3, 2025, 11:45:01 *dingdingding** - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 13:37:15 But why would this be necessary?? - Mrap24 September 3, 2025, 10:06:55 where's our boy jj on this?* - cpsteine September 3, 2025, 12:04:33 In his safe space where no one can call him a cunt... - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 13:38:03 He only smiles when he lies…because his tryst is on my list* - memyselfandillini September 3, 2025, 11:44:15 It wouldn’t surprise me, but is this is just a random person that is making this claim?* - OB25 September 3, 2025, 11:10:25 CNN - larue33 September 3, 2025, 15:24:22 Good Ole Pedophiles* - ATL September 3, 2025, 10:45:35 Gotta hand it to Sounder, definitely handled the situation much better than this guy: - Toonces September 3, 2025, 9:22:17 Just as our founders intended* - ATL September 3, 2025, 10:44:22 I bet absolutely nothing happens to the guy* - Sounder September 3, 2025, 10:45:04 disagree* - cpsteine September 3, 2025, 12:06:58 Sadly, there are quite a few stories like that out there - Sounder September 3, 2025, 10:42:29 DEI Hire Energy Secretary doesn’t know anything about energy policy - ATL September 2, 2025, 20:02:58 He’s a fracking fuckboy, so not surprised he’d be unable to comprehend it. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 20:39:14 Someone should tell them ‘merica should build a Dyson sphere - Stu September 2, 2025, 20:30:48 So JB has word it's the TX national guard coming to Chicago? - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 19:35:09 So I assume they will deploy these folks to south and west side where crime is bad?? - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 22:48:00 1000% - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 0:08:34 Selfies in front of the Bean* - Sounder September 3, 2025, 10:44:22 ...an MRAP parked on each side. - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 11:04:03 It's win/win for him, either nothing happens and he claims to have restored order - RVA September 3, 2025, 11:31:18 Pell grants will be renamed “Trump grants”. I missed this when the bill first was drawn up I guess. - voiceofreason September 2, 2025, 17:50:30 Just wait until you see the vig on those loans. - memyselfandillini September 3, 2025, 11:51:04 And all you people in the thread below were asking for his great ideas.* - DT September 2, 2025, 18:04:23 Just wait and see what he does with the Kennedy Center* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 18:06:58 You mean the Trump Center* - Stu September 2, 2025, 18:50:58 You just know he's going to try - Sounder September 2, 2025, 19:27:46 Thankfully he’s doing everything with EOs, so they can be undone just as easily. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 20:41:57 See, this is one of those where I have no idea if serious or not* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 17:59:37 it is serious, but possibly not quite true - Sammich September 2, 2025, 18:09:15 Of all the bullshit Trump spews, the fact that he's pro worker - Sounder September 2, 2025, 18:15:12 Trump punting on his favorite bible verse because “it’s so personal” is an all timer. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 20:50:00 For sure it's something from two Corinthians* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 21:31:34 Pritzker just gave an amazing speech* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 15:16:26 I state again, in this fucking disaster of a timeline, I can't be thankful enough... - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 16:52:08 I bet* - Tooldresser September 2, 2025, 15:38:34 That''s nice* - Stu September 2, 2025, 15:26:55 Kaitie Britt sucks - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:19:31 her kitchen rebuttal was one of the worst performances in a generation.* - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 14:33:18 Can you give imagine how horrible her husband’s life must be?* - opossum jenkins September 3, 2025, 18:46:43 That's the worst job in politics - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:40:05 hers was special.* - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 15:00:17 It's in contention with Rubio's battle with a water bottle* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 15:06:19 Trust me, she wouldn't * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 14:28:35 Nancy Mace is much more DTF* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:30:17 Dude...would you stop? * - haighter September 2, 2025, 14:36:03 No* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:40:18 My man, there is is a difference between pushing back against "When they go low we go high" - IlliniRunner September 2, 2025, 14:43:40 don't kink shame my hate fuck fetish* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:48:17 Your supposed to keep your text chains stuff in the text chains - digs September 3, 2025, 15:33:37 It's creepy. Not quite as creepy as ATL, but it's close * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 14:42:49 DOJ lawyer suing Harvard for anti-semitism is a literal nazi - ATL September 2, 2025, 14:05:52 In his defense, Wuthering Heights is terrible.* - DT September 2, 2025, 14:31:31 oh nice, he misunderstood Nietzsche too - Sammich September 2, 2025, 14:09:31 If Trump was suddenly out of the picture, is there a possibility that - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:00:08 I’m sure there are some for whom that is true. - VIV September 2, 2025, 13:59:16 yeah. trump turns out his base, a non-trivial percentage of which don't turn out for anybody else - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 15:02:39 You might be right. Thanks for the fair response * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 14:02:17 What are the ideas? * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 14:03:34 I've got my money on "I'd answer but no one here is actually interested in fair discussion"* - RVA September 2, 2025, 14:05:41 That’s because it’s true* - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 14:09:20 No it isn't. * - Chicago1995 September 2, 2025, 15:06:11 No it's not. I'll gladly debate* - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 14:29:52 1. Debate ain’t the same as discussion 2. The board is mostly interested in telling people how * - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 15:08:36 Once again, you seem to be mixing disagreement up with unwillingness to discuss. - ATL September 2, 2025, 15:27:45 Great glad you can show up to tell me I'm WRONG twice!* - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 15:35:48 You're welcome. Try to do better next time.* - ATL September 2, 2025, 15:40:56 If that’s the case, don’t post anything. Nothing more cowardly then bomb throwing - assassin September 2, 2025, 15:22:55 I agree jj is trolling. But people post opinions all the time without substance. - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 15:35:20 But I’m really not. Anonymous posting does not necessarily equal trolling * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 18:31:51 Why do you not engage in any follow up or further discussion? - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 19:26:10 Responds strongly? Is that what you call it? Lololol - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 21:11:24 Point of odor, just "Cunt"* - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 0:12:40 You only respond to posts where you can be the victim. I've tried to legitimately - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 22:16:21 "It’s just trolling and it sucks" pretty much describes JJ's entire body of work here.* - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 15:34:46 Eh, distinction without a difference* - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 15:10:10 I have one: Project Warp Speed. - ATL September 2, 2025, 14:15:06 Funding IVF would have been one but alas - RVA September 2, 2025, 15:14:23 Agree on both. I'm also on board with making European nations spend more on defense/NATO. - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 14:27:41 If you're going to do something around immigration I think "remain in home country"... - haighter September 2, 2025, 14:28:49 Probably not so much for asylum claims. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 14:35:15 RFK Jr. is trying to undo all things vaccine - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:18:23 What did he say at the 2 PM EDT announcement?* - jfinsocal September 2, 2025, 13:43:18 “I don’t want to go on the cart! I feel happy! I feel happy!”* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2025, 14:32:30 Trump is playing dumb about social media rumors he was dead - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:28:23 So whatever was tossed out the window is a pretty big deal, got it. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 14:30:53 I'm pretty sure he doesn't understand that Tuberville coached Auburn and not Alabama - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:16:12 Also, Tommy Tuberville can barely form complete sentences* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:20:46 Yeah that was a little painful* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 14:27:59 I think he's the dumbest member of Congress* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:32:03 Markwayne would like a word* - Herman Blume September 2, 2025, 19:21:25 Still trying to get the cocktail right. Imagine having access to just about any medication on earth. - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 13:52:33 Trump looks normal. Though they cut in with him already at the lectern* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 13:52:08 It's space command HQ movement. Huntsville, AL, now known as Rocket City* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 13:49:22 Home of the Rocket City Trash Pandas* - assassin September 2, 2025, 14:39:58 Join the the Space Force! - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 14:28:01 Rocket City! - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:29:38 It's the Air Force's Space command spun off to it's own branch to stroke Trump's ego.* - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 14:32:13 I love that he cited Colorado's mail in voting as a driver for the decision* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:15:29 He’s such a loser.* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 14:23:10 they are saying this decision isn't political - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:27:04 They are so bad at trying to be believable. Just a bucket of dumbasses* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 14:30:26 It's a farce* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:31:27 The next president should move it back to CO, then AL after that.......* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 14:28:26 Is it Space Command or Space Force?* - ATL September 2, 2025, 13:51:04 Sorry space force* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 13:51:19 Looks like the Grey Lady is calling it Space Command too - ATL September 2, 2025, 14:13:47 Lol at everyone looking uncomfortable when he asks people if Alabama's voting - gvibes September 2, 2025, 13:50:07 He’s such a loser. Pay to play now in our country* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 13:57:23 Nothing, because it keeps getting delayed* - IlliniRunner September 2, 2025, 13:46:22 Anything’s possible - DT September 2, 2025, 13:39:54 That's a fair response. Thanks * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:48:01 Tell us some of the ideas. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 13:50:13 Probably not* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 13:24:31 Go fuck yourself hard* - JacobRDaugherty September 2, 2025, 13:02:17 A lot of Trump's ideas are immediately discounted because people have so much hate for him - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:12:54 Just because tcg suggests it, doesn’t make it bad/wrong. Here are two things of his I like - TarheelIllini September 2, 2025, 14:04:30 A) They're not his ideas....he's just a puppet for his cronies. - Illiniphil September 2, 2025, 13:39:20 The people left on the Right at this point are more like this guy - ATL September 2, 2025, 14:00:30 Yup. People want to be xenophobic, homophobic, racist, sexist, fake Christians, etc.... - JFG September 2, 2025, 14:24:09 His ideas and the things he says are why people hate him. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 13:28:51 Give examples of ideas that are good.* - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 13:20:22 Buddy, if you can name three good things Trump has done, then you win a Nobel Prize - LWillhite September 2, 2025, 13:19:01 This time around or the first time? * - haighter September 2, 2025, 13:20:26 If there are any from the first time that are still in effect, go ahead and cite* - LWillhite September 2, 2025, 13:29:52 What ideas do you like? Locking children in cages. Getting rid of vaccines? Sucking off Putin? - JacobRDaugherty September 2, 2025, 13:16:15 You are missing my point. Not surprising. - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:23:28 No, you don't have a point unless you say what the ideas are. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 13:29:43 Then name some of his palatable policies. - Chicago1995 September 2, 2025, 13:27:58 Did he make the trains run on time? * - larue33 September 2, 2025, 13:25:52 He held a great rally. The torches really seemed to burn brighter.* - JFG September 2, 2025, 13:28:20 No, give some examples and we can debate. You seem to have some in mind, - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 13:25:08 oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 13:03:07 Trump is going to be on drugs that haven’t even been invented yet for his public appearance today. - Toonces September 2, 2025, 12:47:07 Another week, another no bill obtained by Donald's justice department - ATL September 2, 2025, 12:41:45 Joni Ernst officially not running for reelection in Iowa - assassin September 2, 2025, 12:16:52 The ole quit before you get fired* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 12:55:26 Well we're all gonna die, so....* - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 12:27:55 With her and Kim Reynolds both stepping down... - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 12:32:47 Tough for women to run on a platform of "women should get back in the kitchen." * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 12:52:34 I wonder if they're trying to swap jobs?* - ijustkrushalot September 2, 2025, 12:40:34 Going rumor was Reynolds to president of Iowa State... - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 12:57:13 lol she got booed pretty loudly at the Iowa State pep rally in Dublin * - ijustkrushalot September 2, 2025, 13:56:37 This is Tiki's lack of surprise. - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 14:29:38 she's the only governor in the country with a negative approval rating* - assassin September 2, 2025, 13:43:02 There are plenty of people in IA who would love to have her as president of Iowa State. - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:15:48 Isn't that old news? - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:19:58 lol Iowa isn't in play* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 12:21:06 It's more in play than Texas - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:22:51 Texas is also not in play* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 12:30:43 I was just having this argument with a friend - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:31:45 it is unofficially old news. * - assassin September 2, 2025, 12:21:02 WE DID IT! - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 11:40:33 Tales from the ICE Career Fair - OB25 September 2, 2025, 11:29:18 Brawndo. It's what plants crave* - assassin September 2, 2025, 11:51:54 new police academy trailer just dropped - ECEIllinois September 2, 2025, 11:43:23 I’m pretty sure a lot of those guys are actually in India.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 2, 2025, 11:35:40 And his colon wouldn't be able to handle going over there* - ATL September 2, 2025, 12:17:32 Yep. But that is a cognitive leap too far for him to make.* - DocWalk20 September 2, 2025, 12:03:07 In my industry like 99% of them are* - OB25 September 2, 2025, 11:43:41 yeah, part of the point is that they're able to take less money because of lower CoL* - Sammich September 2, 2025, 11:38:23 In my experience, the H1B's are also criminally underpaid* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:48:35 Because they're basically indentured servants. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:49:52 that is correct - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:51:29 Always the fucking bantamweights. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:31:22 Markwayne is a pentacostal plumber, which seems exactly right for today's GOP.* - complainant September 2, 2025, 11:58:24 What the fuck kind of redneck name is Markwayne?* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:40:08 LOL, #trumpdead is trending on Twitter - Sounder September 2, 2025, 10:55:35 He's not dead. Someone would have leaked something by now. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:05:48 It's been trending for 4 days, along with Piotr Szczerek.* - complainant September 2, 2025, 11:34:44 He's not dead, but he's apparently melting* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:23:22 I bet he's hooked up to O2 when he's not in public view. Like trying to keep a wet rag alive.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 11:29:06 Plus he probably hasn’t even met with JD in several weeks.* - ATL September 2, 2025, 11:20:52 It's wild how openly people feel about justifiably rooting for his painful death* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:24:03 I only want him to suffer an amount equal to the suffering he has meted out to others. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:30:10 Isn't that like an infinite amount of suffering?* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:53:33 That's not for me to say. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:57:10 I want him to fall off a wall, humpty dumpty style - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:08:29 That's cool. What I would like is for people to abandon him since he's no longer of use to them. - JFG September 2, 2025, 11:44:45 He has to die - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:46:05 I think if he were to apologize for something, he'd also be done. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:50:41 Like the Fonz?* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:51:51 * Double thumbs up * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:53:01 Judge rules the LA military deployment illegal. - gvibes September 2, 2025, 9:46:38 if only we had a king who cared about judicial rulings* - Sammich September 2, 2025, 10:17:06 Some people are saying we would like a king* - Stu September 2, 2025, 10:18:09 2 PM White House announcement today. C'mon blood clot.......* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 9:26:29 Space Force takes that sweet Alabama NIL money* - Chilango September 2, 2025, 11:27:26 “an exciting announcement related to the Department of Defense* - Stu September 2, 2025, 9:33:39 How about an exciting announcement regarding the Epstein files?* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:01:52 Department of War* - Chilango September 2, 2025, 9:59:41 I think this is what it is - Sounder September 2, 2025, 10:07:14 It's Trump moving space force from Colorado to Alabama* - Chilango September 2, 2025, 11:28:01 Beneath that, "Bureau of Nuclear Annihilation"* - Stu September 2, 2025, 10:10:44 Moving Space Command from woke Colorado to broke Alabama. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 9:45:14 Department of War (good god)* - timmer September 2, 2025, 9:42:54 He is a dum dum* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 9:50:36 But, he's the Peace President* - UofIL6 September 2, 2025, 9:49:21 That's bad but I've still got my money on the blood clot.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 9:36:28 Give it up* - Stu September 2, 2025, 9:36:50 He's constantly babbling about going to heaven. He sounds like my Dad in hospice care. - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 9:48:48 Inoperable colon tumor. Would be fitting for an asshole to have asshole cancer* - DanSaint September 2, 2025, 9:28:31 Actually, rectal cancer would be more fitting. Would need diverting colostomy* - ibdoc September 2, 2025, 9:43:16 Melania was at Waler Reed yesterday; rumors of White House announcement at 2 pm - Stu September 2, 2025, 7:13:01 From what I read those streets are alway closed on federal holidays* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 8:18:25 Closing Walter Reed?* - KCWildcat September 2, 2025, 7:21:50 Sounds like BS; Maps showing streets open* - Stu September 2, 2025, 7:23:58 Oh no, they added two more letters to LBGTQ+ - Stu September 2, 2025, 5:52:53 Respect to Jerrold Nadler - larue33 September 1, 2025, 20:47:41 lol generational change fucking boomers - Jackie September 2, 2025, 8:17:31 Yep. This. Too little too late.* - ATL September 2, 2025, 11:18:32 Yep, need much more of this* - UofIL6 September 1, 2025, 20:49:13 “Hey, little girl. Want to see my Presidential Medal of Freedom?” - doubledown September 1, 2025, 19:38:17 a "get well" card from Trump would have been too personal a touch * - ghost_of_clt September 1, 2025, 22:21:06 He's probably googling resale value.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 1, 2025, 20:07:07 Two terrible people, but a great picture - larue33 September 1, 2025, 18:04:04 Trump is the dumbest of fucks * - opey8 September 1, 2025, 18:50:02 He honestly doesn’t even rise to the level of dumb. * - doubledown September 1, 2025, 19:29:27 Because Larue got fooled by a Photoshop? - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2025, 18:52:40 Literally can't think of someone so ill suited for the position of president* - Sounder September 1, 2025, 18:51:46 Two terrible people, but a great picture - illinijohn September 1, 2025, 18:47:06 Funniest thing I read about RFK is that his voice sounds like - Sounder September 1, 2025, 18:49:50 wtf is this huge lump on Trump's forehead... - Orangeillini September 1, 2025, 14:46:37 I’d need to see another angle and another picture. This could be due to the photo. * - VIV September 1, 2025, 22:43:25 Forgot to put on his hair as well. Guy certainly looks like he’s on deaths door.* - Toonces September 1, 2025, 17:30:50 Looks like it is AI enhanced so can't really trust it.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 1, 2025, 16:55:21 true. definitely something there though. and why does he have no hair.* - Orangeillini September 1, 2025, 17:50:06 had to shave his ass for the colonoscopy* - memyselfandillini September 1, 2025, 18:52:55 Second photo was admitted to be enhanced. Not sure about the first.* - ATL September 1, 2025, 17:04:14 I'm saying you can't draw any conclusions from the second... - SurfTheBoneyard September 1, 2025, 17:29:22 Right. Not sure we can draw any from the first either. Except mouth breather.* - ATL September 1, 2025, 19:11:57 ooo - timmer September 1, 2025, 17:09:12 The beginning of the end - TarheelIllini September 1, 2025, 16:19:50 Mouth breather* - ATL September 1, 2025, 15:57:49 At least it’s not on his neck - timmer September 1, 2025, 15:46:10 Brain worm* - Stu September 1, 2025, 15:43:05 JDeez Nuts* - Sounder September 1, 2025, 14:50:29 Oh, a Bard thread. My favorite kind.* - Stu September 1, 2025, 6:31:38 September Fools!* - complainant September 1, 2025, 7:13:24 View thread; Collapse ^ US Open - illini222 August 24, 2025, 22:18:17 View thread; 69 responses, latest posted Today, 18:52:15, View last; Anisimova is easy to like* - bjl63 Today, 16:32:25 Would have loved to see her pull that out* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 17:03:50 Yep she's so close. Just not her time yet. - illinilosch Today, 17:58:15 The other night they said she hits her backhand harder than some of the men* - bjl63 Today, 18:52:15 HEY PDO! US Open orders broadcasts to censor reactions to Trump - Carl Spackler Today, 13:37:58 I really like watching Sinner & Alcaraz play, & both seem like genuinely great guys. - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 15:05:00 Here is how good they have been - Sounder Yesterday, 17:02:25 Besides the steroids for Sinner* - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 15:19:34 Yeah, that's a weird one. I'm not a huge fan of Sinner, but I respect his game. - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 15:29:03 They're both great, but Alcaraz is just so much more entertaining* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:05:48 Yeah but it's no fun when he never loses.* - bjl63 Yesterday, 16:07:34 You are correct, sir* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:07:58 Nick Kyrgios comeback? - Sounder Yesterday, 15:52:24 I kinda like(d) the guy despite it all - bjl63 Yesterday, 16:06:55 I used to like him a lot until just recently - Sounder Yesterday, 16:08:55 Was there something specific that tilted you this way? - bjl63 Yesterday, 16:11:00 It was a lot of his comments when working as an analyst for the US Open and Australian Open - Sounder Yesterday, 16:13:44 Sinner did Steroids and should have suspended for 2 years* - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 16:48:24 No one cares but you* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:50:15 When I then of knowers of people, I think of you* - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 16:55:48 Pot, thy kettle is black* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:58:44 But I'm sure he'll actually play Sabalenka in the Battle of the Sexes! - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 15:55:55 I want her to win so badly* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:02:53 The men's game is definitely boring. No parity at all. - bjl63 Yesterday, 15:36:04 I'd argue the "Big 3" era was more exciting because of Andy Murray, Stan the Man, and even Del Potro - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 15:45:32 I was really surprised by how many empty seats there were during the women’s semi finals. PDO is - LovetheChief Yesterday, 14:35:20 First semifinal was full, second not as much as it started after 10. Gotta start 1st earlier* - PDO Today, 8:41:29 If Coco would have made the semis, there would have been less seats free - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 14:38:38 I absolutely HATE the wave that’s expected over a net ball that drops in - bjl63 Yesterday, 12:27:33 LOL i didn't know that was a thing. Incredibly weird* - illini21 Yesterday, 15:22:53 it's very much a thing, and it keeps leading to controversy* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:03:26 It's kind of crazy - Sounder Yesterday, 13:25:37 It's as dumb an "unwritten" rule as there is and baseball has a bunch of them - bjl63 Yesterday, 13:47:41 That's what the lady was upset with Taylor Townshend about right?* - ATL Yesterday, 12:49:13 Yes* - bjl63 Yesterday, 13:08:50 There was more to the story than that - Sounder Yesterday, 13:26:20 I’m curious as a very casual observer, what’s the rationale for how they time these matches? - OB25 Yesterday, 12:21:33 The other semifinal was played before it* - UIHuskie Yesterday, 12:43:01 I get that, but why not start that one earlier?* - OB25 Yesterday, 12:46:50 Well kcuf. DJT is attending the Men's Final on Sunday. - PDO September 4, 2025, 18:00:56 Guess he needs the attention* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 13:05:17 On us open radio? * - IlliniRunner September 4, 2025, 18:22:08 Yep. Gonna be a mess. * - PDO September 4, 2025, 22:47:19 I hope someone throws a Honey Deuce at him* - Sounder September 4, 2025, 18:17:42 Final should be a banger (unless the canuck pulls off a miracle)* - gvibes September 4, 2025, 18:14:34 It's a two person tour right now - Sounder September 4, 2025, 18:18:49 He's still young and he certainly has the drive and ambition - illinilosch Yesterday, 12:23:03 he seems really cocky - Sounder Yesterday, 16:04:22 I'm starting to lean towards the latter. - illinilosch Today, 6:11:12 Ostapenko showing her ass yet again after her loss to Taylor Townsend ... - Kajagoogoo August 28, 2025, 15:45:03 Good stuff PDO. Got to enjoy your call tonight. * - LovetheChief August 26, 2025, 18:52:12 Hey thanks boss! This Coco match is wild tonight* - PDO August 26, 2025, 21:08:38 Listening to you though, I kept thinking of Rick Ankiel. Is it to that level for Coco?* - LovetheChief August 27, 2025, 8:35:49 IMO, part of the problem is how much everyone keeps talking about it - Sounder September 4, 2025, 18:21:08 I disagree. Everyone has been talking about it literally for years. - PDO Yesterday, 12:10:07 Fair enough, hopefully she can fix it* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:30:57 You were a great listen. Truly. I was on the road last night, had never really listened to tennis - LovetheChief August 27, 2025, 8:34:55 That's awesome, thank you. It's absurdly hard, and exhausting, and SUPER fun. - PDO August 27, 2025, 9:30:41 Venus (sp) - LovetheChief August 25, 2025, 19:52:53 Why is Seb Korda not better than he is? He seems to have all the tools. - Kajagoogoo August 25, 2025, 11:36:47 THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST* - VIV August 25, 2025, 12:35:05 Doesn't adapt within matches. Plays one style, and one style only* (and injuries) - PDO August 25, 2025, 12:31:22 Man I dunno what to think of that whole circus. That was just nuts! - illinilosch August 25, 2025, 7:35:14 The ruling was dead on from the Chair, without question. - PDO August 25, 2025, 10:12:04 I've always liked Medvedev, but he needs a time out - Sounder August 25, 2025, 10:32:25 Me too. Always liked him because his unusual style of play is entertaining to me. - illinilosch August 25, 2025, 10:38:41 There is something unique about tennis and its mental health component - Sounder August 25, 2025, 11:40:43 The general consensus amongst the year round commentators.. - PDO August 25, 2025, 12:30:20 I was at Ashe today. Missed the craziness on Armstrong. Ashe was pretty straight forward today* - JacobRDaugherty August 24, 2025, 23:36:47 View thread; Collapse ^ Kickball: Levy Out* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 11:58:56 View thread; 15 responses, latest posted Today, 18:14:29, View last; I'd really like to see Balo, Weah, Pulisic, Tillman, McKennie, Cardoso as front 6* - MC Today, 18:03:47 Wake me up when Johnny looks like he GAF about playing for country* - uofi1998 Today, 18:14:29 Who is the color commentator?* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 18:02:39 kyle martino * - MC Today, 18:02:59 goodness, put it in the net * - MC Today, 18:01:30 US of A soccer seems rotten right now. Going into the WC - MC Today, 17:55:10 Are we good with Dest? He can’t defend to save his life. * - assassin Today, 17:55:57 His quality going forward though…* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 18:01:59 I'm fine with him if youre starting 2 defensive mids. * - MC Today, 17:59:18 Can someone explain why Berhalter is starting with the A team?* - CoronaTheirAss Today, 17:26:12 I hate seeing him and Adams together. Way too defensive. Luna - MC Today, 17:58:11 To his defense he has actually been really good for Vancouver this year - BradUnderwoodforprez Today, 17:45:42 I’ve been flipping around but I’m not that concerned by what I see outside of the player selection - CoronaTheirAss Today, 17:52:23 Probably good? An awesome businessman that just couldn’t quit playing real life football manager* - Carl Spackler September 4, 2025, 12:06:22 Holy moly - ATL September 4, 2025, 12:04:19 View thread; Collapse ^ Orange dots. Lots and lots* - memyselfandillini Today, 14:34:08 View thread; 1 response, posted Today, 14:34:58 Cherry tomatoes* - memyselfandillini Today, 14:34:58 View thread; Collapse ^ Weed whacking before 8am on a Saturday = straight to jail* - VIV Today, 7:52:35 View thread; 21 responses, latest posted Today, 11:58:12, View last; I’ll trade your weed whacker for the jack hammer outside our house this morning.* - DocWalk20 Today, 11:53:56 I think 7 am is an acceptable start time* - longsnapper Today, 9:09:25 I think you belong in prison. * - VIV Today, 11:45:47 No, man. 8am at the earliest.* - MC Today, 9:50:24 Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad - IlliniSax05 Today, 9:13:10 Weed whacking isn't the issue. Time of day isn't the issue. Gas-powered small engines are the issue. - complainant Today, 9:02:37 8am on a Sat is fine. Adults should be awake by then. On a Sunday however... - illinilosch Today, 8:39:32 Respectable people should be up for church* - JeffFrank Today, 11:26:49 I go at 7am. But I'm in the 1% of people who never sleep in. - illinilosch Today, 11:30:58 I do yard work in the late afternoon/evening but that's probably more annoying - RVA Today, 8:37:18 Arizona excepted * - uofi1998 Today, 8:34:17 In Raleigh, during the summer, I’m okay if you start at 7am because - TarheelIllini Today, 8:30:49 What is the earliest you should start yard work on a weekend?* - biclops Today, 8:04:32 I just cant bring myself to do yard work before 9am. Hot or not* - OWWDig Today, 10:59:36 I usually wait until after 9* - bjl63 Today, 10:41:50 When its hot I'll mow as early as 7am - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 9:02:40 8 if it's hot. 9 if not* - Taz Today, 8:27:27 I can support this approach* - DocWalk20 Today, 11:58:12 9:00* - illini21 Today, 8:06:21 9 am Saturday, 10 am Sunday - IlliniSax05 Today, 8:14:45 That’s some bullshit* - AintHatin Today, 7:57:17 View thread; Collapse ^ Fighting Timmers at Twerps Gamethread - timmer Yesterday, 18:31:42 View thread; 11 responses, latest posted Today, 9:18:15, View last; Saw Maryland at NIU a few ( !! ) years ago. NIU won. * - osklister Today, 9:18:15 Slacks* - Stu Yesterday, 22:53:16 NIU may have lost but my $5 won me $9.92* - timmer Yesterday, 21:39:38 Fumblerooosky!!! - timmer Yesterday, 20:42:43 D stepping up except for the stupid penalties * - timmer Yesterday, 20:36:25 Telly Johnson Jr with a 74yd TD!!!! - timmer Yesterday, 20:28:38 And a pussy throw on the 2pter - timmer Yesterday, 20:30:08 It’s like NIU doesn’t want to score a TD* - timmer Yesterday, 19:43:27 Bad offensive play calls* - Potomac Yesterday, 19:44:25 NIU QB Holts sucks balls* - timmer Yesterday, 19:13:29 BTN needs to better mark the 1st down line* - timmer Yesterday, 18:38:19 View thread; Collapse ^ 1540-3, q7 - complainant Today, 3:19:58 View thread; 3 responses, latest posted Today, 7:15:13, View last; 3 - Tuscy Today, 7:15:13 5, q8 - larue33 Today, 6:42:37 4 - Illiniphil Today, 6:13:34 View thread; Collapse ^ Currently drinking a double barrel VSOJ. - VIV Yesterday, 21:06:26 View thread; 9 responses, latest posted Today, 1:10:29, View last; First fresh hop beer of the season* - Sounder Today, 1:10:29 Diplomatico* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 21:50:03 Good stuff. I've got an open bottle of that. It's gotta be 10 yrs old. - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 22:02:49 Perennial Peyto* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:33:06 That’s a good one. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:42:30 Whoa! Nice. This is my choice: - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 21:10:10 Sounds good. Where’s that from?* - VIV Yesterday, 21:25:40 Triptych in Savoy - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 21:35:00 Nice!* - VIV Yesterday, 21:43:05 View thread; Collapse ^ Chiefs/ Chargers - VIV Yesterday, 19:45:54 View thread; 40 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 22:09:46, View last; Kurt Warner advocating for handing the ball off. Come on, man. * - VIV Yesterday, 22:09:46 If the Bills or Ravens can’t get over the hump this year, they may never do it. - OB25 Yesterday, 22:05:11 Though as I say this, Chargers are about to punt back and get Mahomes’d* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:06:41 That’s the Chargers Chargering* - KCWildcat Yesterday, 22:07:44 Regardless of coach, players, year, chargers gotta charger* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:58:32 Pretty clear hold by the RB on that TD* - VIV Yesterday, 21:48:11 He dropped some balls but Keenan Allen proved last year that he still had some game left. - OB25 Yesterday, 21:42:54 LOLOLOLOLOL. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:33:08 Chargers playing a helluva lot of stupid football* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 21:14:26 Where’s your messiah now?* - VIV Yesterday, 21:08:29 well played by Rich Eisen: "Interestingly enough...wide right"* - DanSaint Yesterday, 21:14:49 lol. That’s how you subtle* - KCWildcat Yesterday, 22:02:51 Huh? * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 21:29:03 Wide right. lol * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 21:09:13 Jesus made him miss the kick. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:11:51 That sideline thing Pat did is so cowardly. Can’t stand when QBs do that * - MC Yesterday, 21:05:44 It’s bs. If he’s one step further right and the db does that hit he’s ejected. Asymmetric warfare* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:07:58 He exploits it more than any other QB in the league. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:09:16 At what point do the chiefs have to bench Jawaan Taylor lol* - illini21 Yesterday, 21:03:28 Pineapples - biclops Yesterday, 20:43:46 Mr. Beast has dead eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. I wish he’d get fired out of a cannon. * - VIV Yesterday, 20:40:01 With you* - illini21 Yesterday, 21:03:59 Wow. What a finish to the half * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 20:33:20 What a perfect fire drill. Hampton still dumb* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 20:33:01 One of the best FGs I’ve ever seen honestly * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 20:40:53 End on the right wasn't set* - illini222 Yesterday, 20:36:42 I have been watching on and off, has Mahomes been as terrible as I think he’s been? - OB25 Yesterday, 20:31:03 He has not been good. * - VIV Yesterday, 20:35:08 Really dumb from Hampton. * - VIV Yesterday, 20:26:22 marion barber represent!* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:53:48 Goddammit. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:02:10 Terrible play call as well. No reason not to run it up the middle. - QcIlliniFan Yesterday, 20:41:55 And it costs his team 3 points and some momentum * - VIV Yesterday, 20:34:50 If he wasn’t a first rounder might be cut at halftime. So incredibly dumb* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 20:29:47 really don't like NFL games going up against college football* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 20:13:11 I think my hot take this year is chiefs finish 3rd in West, 7 seed or just miss based on tie breaker - John Coctostan Yesterday, 19:54:13 Is the picture quality of this better than usual?* - assassin Yesterday, 19:51:35 It is 1080p so better than channels. But it shouldn’t be different than Amazon, Peacock etc* - MC Yesterday, 21:25:01 JDL has the night off, sorry*. - illinijohn Yesterday, 20:54:06 KC secondary looks horrible * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 19:47:21 View thread; Collapse ^ HEY DOCWALK! did you use a real estate agent to sell your house in dixon? - Nobster Yesterday, 7:23:20 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 20:08:29, View last; jesus DOC are you keeping bankers hours now? - Nobster Yesterday, 9:20:57 Been in the Pacific Time Zone for almost 10 years now. - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 10:56:32 *fart noise* we be old. thanks for waking up and responding gramps! - Nobster Yesterday, 11:23:51 Huh? What? Did someone say something? *dozes back off again* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 20:08:29 View thread; Collapse ^ Aqua Tower Chicago -- 7 pics - ThanksForLooking Yesterday, 11:12:16 View thread; 5 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 19:14:16, View last; Designed by a UI alumna * - biclops Yesterday, 19:13:54 Tallest building designed by a woman?* - torinese Yesterday, 18:53:36 Same woman, different building* - biclops Yesterday, 19:14:16 I have that lamp.* - complainant Yesterday, 11:17:05 I love lamp.* - illinijohn Yesterday, 18:53:42 View thread; Collapse ^ Update on Damonte Williams officer involved shooting - NastyBoyd Yesterday, 17:30:47 View thread; 2 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 18:39:27, View last; White dude from Iowa?* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 18:39:27 Hey man, nice shot (genuine).* - Toonces Yesterday, 18:17:29 View thread; Collapse ^ i started wearing dress slacks again and it reminded me of yoyo - Nobster Yesterday, 7:55:17 View thread; 22 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 18:35:09, View last; WIU football slacks caught the ghey. * - illinijohn Yesterday, 18:35:09 Why are you wearing yoyo's pants?* - Taz Yesterday, 16:44:17 I just hate the word slacks. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 9:11:38 trousers?* - bbonb Yesterday, 16:59:35 Yeah, I can't say it w/o cringing* - bjl63 Yesterday, 13:45:42 It's up there with Supper* - illini21 Yesterday, 13:39:44 OMG I hate that word so much - Sounder Yesterday, 13:42:51 It's a horrible word* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:32:14 I've never ever used that word. My dad, I guess did.* - Stu Yesterday, 9:37:48 hey...do you know any house pimps near dixon? or maybe that's closer to nasty's neck of the woods. - Nobster Yesterday, 9:18:40 Nope.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 9:26:14 same - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 9:18:27 i've seen your ass in chinos. you should get used to slacks.* - Nobster Yesterday, 9:19:16 funny. the 70s style of slacks are apparently back. high waist pleats and drape. - Nobster Yesterday, 9:17:06 I did notice Conrad's pants on TSITP - Sounder Yesterday, 13:30:18 Isn't that show geared toward teen girls? - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 13:42:13 I don't remember seeing a single pair of pleated pants in the 70s. - complainant Yesterday, 9:24:12 I'm hopeful that I never have to put dress slacks on again except for possibly a wedding or... - Tuscy Yesterday, 8:51:35 but you should see my ass. might change your opinion. i most def will not wear these to - Nobster Yesterday, 9:15:17 They'd rip those slacks straight off of you, bruh! - Tuscy Yesterday, 9:20:43 it's like the painting of kramer...i'm repulsed by the barflies yet cannot look away.* - Nobster Yesterday, 9:22:10 This exactly. * - haighter Yesterday, 9:12:30 View thread; Collapse ^ Cubs need a reboot-CHHS's thread has been bad juju. - Illiniphil August 19, 2025, 15:07:53 View thread; 137 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 15:47:00, View last; Not a bad start today* - OB25 Yesterday, 13:42:53 Much needed good day for PCA. 2 hits and 2 sac flies* - OB25 Yesterday, 15:47:00 My view today: - JeffFrank Yesterday, 13:33:33 May 31 was the last time Ben Brown had an outing without an ER* - Gene Parmesan September 4, 2025, 8:23:20 Poor kid got booed pretty heavily last night* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 4, 2025, 8:31:49 Guessing a lot of that was frustration over Horton being taken out after 5 with a no hitter - OB25 September 4, 2025, 9:06:01 I feel bad for him. It's not his fault he gets trotted out in those situations - Gene Parmesan September 4, 2025, 8:44:01 Yeah, he needs to be done for the season. - Illiniphil September 4, 2025, 8:30:15 Did Horton get hurt?* - Mrap24 September 3, 2025, 19:56:55 I think they’re just trying to keep him fresh* - Herman Blume September 3, 2025, 20:05:49 Who is doing play by play right now?* - opossum jenkins September 3, 2025, 19:22:23 A guy that won a charity auction * - QcIlliniFan September 3, 2025, 21:55:27 5 back with 22 to play. - Illiniphil September 2, 2025, 21:27:13 Potentially more important, now 4 games clear of the 2nd wild card team - OB25 September 2, 2025, 23:57:27 Chance to go 5 clear tonight with Padres losing again (swept at home by the Orioles)* - OB25 September 3, 2025, 18:08:36 Narrator* - Herman Blume September 3, 2025, 20:29:55 Cubs signing every released pitcher. Signed Austin Gomber to minor league deal. - DanSaint September 2, 2025, 20:21:14 This Yeti ad that we're forced to watch/listen to is awful - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 19:45:25 Yet only slightly worse than listening to Alex Cohen and Cliff Floyd * - Herman Blume September 3, 2025, 5:53:06 One of the better wins of the season today* - OB25 September 1, 2025, 18:17:37 I think the Brewers used up all their magic, Cubs just haven’t done quite enough. - OB25 September 1, 2025, 18:56:52 Cubs claim Aaron Civale off waivers from the White Sox* - AintHatin August 31, 2025, 12:58:32 Farm notes: Christian Oppur and Caleb Bonemer are legit. Bonemer will be a top 50 prospect - UofIL6 August 31, 2025, 17:32:43 That Andrew Vaughn trade was really something* - UofIL6 August 31, 2025, 13:16:31 Vaughn, IIRC, has come back to earth of late* - bjl63 August 31, 2025, 14:49:41 Getz has a special talent for pissing away assets* - AintHatin August 31, 2025, 13:35:28 Meh. Civale isn’t really an asset* - bjl63 August 31, 2025, 14:49:08 I wasn’t talking about Civale - AintHatin August 31, 2025, 15:57:06 Early look at the Cam Booser trade isn't promising* - illini222 August 31, 2025, 18:02:14 I'm still confused why they traded for Alexander Albertus when he was already injured - OrangeSox September 3, 2025, 7:37:10 Yeah, that one looks terrible* - UofIL6 August 31, 2025, 21:31:37 Cubs close to signing Carlos Santana* - Mrap24 August 31, 2025, 9:25:04 Growing up in Spanish Harlem...he's living his life just like a movie star.* - JFG August 31, 2025, 9:44:29 He’s got a smooth swing. * - VIV August 31, 2025, 13:18:10 Hopefully, he will be able to change his evil ways....baby* - RSMBob August 31, 2025, 20:38:36 I can watch hours of these call-up videos. So great. How about this... - UofIL6 August 29, 2025, 15:40:35 Taillon to the IL, Assad back up* - Carl Spackler August 28, 2025, 5:54:22 Not a great follow-up to the Angels sweep with this performance in SF* - OB25 August 27, 2025, 22:15:15 So Cubs 5 back with the 2nd easiest schedule rest of way. Brewers with 10th most difficult. - Carl Spackler August 25, 2025, 6:58:25 7.5% chance at this point.* - Ari Gold August 28, 2025, 5:56:20 Now do the Sox* - Herman Blume August 28, 2025, 6:28:55 mr. blutarsky.* - Ari Gold August 29, 2025, 22:42:15 Impressive battle back by Palencia* - opossum jenkins August 24, 2025, 17:53:23 The angels really need to come up with something other than the “day-o” sound - IlliniSax05 August 24, 2025, 17:20:08 They actually had a very cool thing with Thundersticks and the Rally Monkey for years - RSMBob August 24, 2025, 20:19:10 Don't look now, but Tucker might be getting his groove back. - Illiniphil August 23, 2025, 22:12:54 Confirmed. Groovin’* - Illini Guy August 23, 2025, 22:17:46 ooo - AintHatin August 22, 2025, 12:48:34 Am I supposed to know who those people are? - Illiniphil August 22, 2025, 16:38:59 Charlie Kirk - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 16:44:32 All they will do is come stand around awhile and then leave when the media gets bored… - LeatherneckIllini August 22, 2025, 18:26:30 OTOH, if there's going to be a Kent State moment, I'd put my money on it happening in Chicago - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 22:16:13 It's Charlie Kirk. Took me a while to recognize him too* - Sammich August 22, 2025, 16:41:02 Masterdebater. - SurfTheBoneyard August 22, 2025, 18:47:55 I listen to country music and root for professional athletes - OB25 August 22, 2025, 15:23:10 "country" music, you mean.* - longsnapper August 22, 2025, 17:11:44 Valid for the most part, but some of my favorites would be considered more authentic* - OB25 August 22, 2025, 17:52:47 Seeing Zach Bryan at Notre Dame stadium September 6th. Taking the Irish Express. Can’t wait.* - DiamondDazzle August 22, 2025, 16:25:04 not sure I'd lump him with country pop or whatever that shit is* - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 22:41:37 I root for sports teams, I infrequently root for individual players... - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 15:57:13 I love Morgan Wallen and Toby Keith's music - Sounder August 22, 2025, 15:27:37 Timely - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 17:09:36 How many hats did Charlie Kirk have to stitch together to fit his freakish noggin* - Herman Blume August 22, 2025, 15:12:43 Big League Chew: The story of Gums McGhee.* - Warrin'_Illini August 22, 2025, 14:15:48 They’re white guys that play baseball, not a surprise* - Carl Spackler August 22, 2025, 14:15:07 If you look at Busch's social media follows it's not really a surprise* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 22, 2025, 14:13:29 ...and Shaw exudes Boston Area POS racist vibes.* - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 14:17:29 I mean it's a Racist Ricketts owned ball club, so forgive my lack of surprise. - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 14:07:18 but go cubs!* - Ari Gold August 22, 2025, 14:52:43 I was a Cubs fan before any of them were Cubs, I'll be a fan long after they are gone. - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 15:52:46 2 detlef mentions in a week. I guess you’ve moved on from Throwsize * - jjlocke923 August 22, 2025, 18:30:28 Laura Ricketts sucks - Poldark August 22, 2025, 19:07:27 sticks and stones, but if i were as conflicted as you are on so many things, i'd probably resort - Ari Gold August 22, 2025, 16:09:19 What conflict? That I hate my team's ownership? - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 16:31:50 Suzuki gets called out on more marginal strikes...... - Illiniphil August 21, 2025, 15:24:48 He also takes a lot of called 3rd strikes correctly called* - Carl Spackler August 22, 2025, 6:22:44 And/or swing the bat* - Mrap24 August 21, 2025, 15:58:43 Would really love PCA to surprise me with a hit in a big moment here* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 14:48:39 really good AB to start the 8th* - VIV August 21, 2025, 15:44:18 *sad trombone* * - VIV August 21, 2025, 15:52:58 Good enough.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 14:49:54 Good enough* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 14:49:48 LOL, nice.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 14:50:10 Good thing Craig sat Shaw AND Cassie today. Good lord, this is your last crack at MKE.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 14:33:17 My view today you suckers and losers: - JeffFrank August 21, 2025, 13:42:00 Dansby draws walk: - JeffFrank August 21, 2025, 13:58:21 it's a good thing you took that picture otherwise no one would have believed you - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2025, 14:00:42 Strongly dislike today’s lineup - Mrap24 August 21, 2025, 10:47:44 I've seen worse. Counsel insists on Kelly hitting in the middle of the lineup despite being - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 10:51:31 Generally agree but Kelly was great in July and there hasn’t really been anyone better to put there - OB25 August 21, 2025, 11:25:34 Caissie has 3 good games...time to sit him - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2025, 10:51:06 Heavy wind blowing in again today, it’s gotten absurd at this point. But good with Shota pitching* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 10:04:14 Welp, not blowing in enough apparently* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 13:43:35 Win today and you've still got a shot at the division. Go Shota.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 9:32:43 lol.* - Ari Gold August 21, 2025, 19:45:30 Sox are, what, only the second-worst team in baseball this year? Progress!* - Herman Blume August 21, 2025, 20:29:55 If you gave the Sox one extra win per series, would they be in contention? - RVA August 21, 2025, 22:31:39 Shota. Vsm Preister. Could be a sub 2hr 15min game - redgrange77 August 21, 2025, 5:51:44 Matt Shaw now has a higher OPS+ than Cam Smith and is well ahead of him in WAR - OB25 August 21, 2025, 0:12:14 that seems like an apples to oranges comparison* - shua August 21, 2025, 7:29:45 What do you mean?* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 9:23:47 they don't play the same position, weren't traded for each other... - shua August 21, 2025, 9:34:20 There was a lot of talk earlier this season that the Cubs misevaluated their own system in that deal - OB25 August 21, 2025, 9:41:45 Thanks, I guess I missed the 3B part, since he was only playing outfield in Houston... - shua August 21, 2025, 10:21:20 What's the word on Tucker? Still keeping him out? Is it physical (injury) or mental?* - ibdoc August 21, 2025, 10:11:47 Craig said after the first game that they were gonna sit him for a few days - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2025, 10:16:51 Per Twitter, he's in the lineup today.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 10:21:38 Are they pulling Caissie? Kid looked really good* - ibdoc August 21, 2025, 13:43:28 well I guess 2 days counts as a few - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2025, 10:25:38 Rod Beck would approve of that save. - tvillini August 20, 2025, 21:36:21 See also, Mitch Williams* - Herman Blume August 20, 2025, 21:37:18 That one was more shades of Marmol* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:37:48 W. 3 out of 4 is a good week against the Brew.* - Illiniphil August 20, 2025, 21:35:32 One more tomorrow* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:36:14 74 degrees. Will be there* - JeffFrank August 21, 2025, 3:25:46 5 game series? - Illiniphil August 20, 2025, 21:40:29 Yep* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:46:29 Palencia is all over the place * - Mrap24 August 20, 2025, 21:34:48 No surprise but now it’s official. Tucker has had a hairline fracture in his hand since June* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:21:51 I don’t love this story being out out there now* - Mrap24 August 20, 2025, 22:20:18 Which is just a further indictment of how bad this org managed things - IlliniSax05 August 20, 2025, 21:30:16 Man, Shaw has been great. And Eugenio Suarez has been one of the worst hitters in baseball… - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:14:03 Definitely looking like a keeper, which is huge for now and the future.* - Carl Spackler August 20, 2025, 21:53:35 Suarez has a long history of being awesome for long stretches, then sub-replacement for longer - GMAW August 20, 2025, 21:37:56 .141 BA and .188 OBP with 36% K rate since the trade, absolutely horrendous stuff.* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:48:39 Baseball is a mysterious fig* - Herman Blume August 20, 2025, 21:19:54 Good on Rea, batters stop swinging for fences. - redgrange77 August 20, 2025, 20:41:51 Re: Cubs need a reboot-CHHS's thread has been bad juju. - redgrange77 August 20, 2025, 20:40:44 Double W today.....much needed. * - Illiniphil August 19, 2025, 21:39:08 Yep, now let's keep it going.* - Carl Spackler August 19, 2025, 21:40:29 Needed that one* - shua August 19, 2025, 21:14:00 Good work Phil* - reggiedunlop August 19, 2025, 15:55:52 No kidding, we all dropped the ball in not doing so earlier* - RVA August 19, 2025, 16:17:03 Ricketts thinking of all the money he can save with Tucker benched and Cassie getting big hits* - OB25 August 19, 2025, 15:14:17 he was never going to sign Tucker - IlliniSax05 August 19, 2025, 15:15:12 5 runs won't be enough today.* - Warrin'_Illini August 19, 2025, 15:10:10 O N K C.* - Warrin'_Illini August 19, 2025, 15:13:03 View thread; Collapse ^ Fitness: any of you losers use a weighted vest for workouts? - doubledown Yesterday, 11:29:23 View thread; 32 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 14:49:01, View last; When you get the chance to look like a throbber while gaining no benefit, - longsnapper Yesterday, 13:49:23 LOL to Throbber* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:50:51 Speaking of the gym, at Planet Fitness today there was a Lamborghini SUV parked next to me - bjl63 Yesterday, 12:36:37 Probably in there taking video of them doing something stupid for TikTok. * - doubledown Yesterday, 12:38:05 LOL it’s amazing how often I see young dudes mirror posing in the locker room* - bjl63 Yesterday, 12:41:19 I always try to do the "leg up on the locker room bench to dry my balls" move... - haighter Yesterday, 12:46:42 Those videos end up on a different site.* - DT Yesterday, 13:08:01 wife does. i do not* - gvibes Yesterday, 12:00:25 It is a hot mom thing around here for sure * - digs Yesterday, 12:11:48 between Stanley Cups, Labubus, and now weighted vests - Sounder Yesterday, 13:51:57 I for one am happy that Blackhawks bro has finally manifested * - digs Yesterday, 11:57:09 That was like 12 years ago. * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:57:58 We’ve been waiting too long * - digs Yesterday, 12:11:22 what? no. c'mon man.* - VIV Yesterday, 11:49:23 Progressive overload is a thing. Don't see why it wouldn't apply here. * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:54:59 Just lift heavier. Don’t be the weighted vest at the gym guy. * - VIV Yesterday, 12:54:20 For running and intervals. Not regular gym shit. * - doubledown Yesterday, 14:06:51 It's a great way to put extra stress on your joints while offering no advantage - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:16:17 No advantage? Any evidence of that? * - doubledown Yesterday, 14:23:12 Other than the absolute certainty that if tiktok dipshits are pushing it - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:49:01 somebody misplaced his grindset today* - Sammich Yesterday, 11:51:27 No. There’s one psycho at my gym who will take a 50 or 60 pound barbell on the stairclimber, though - DT Yesterday, 11:43:06 That sounds dangerous. - Kajagoogoo Yesterday, 11:55:41 Is he a mover? * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:45:18 I grew my own* - Sammich Yesterday, 11:38:12 All those processed foods you're totally not addicted to. * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:40:20 Thought about it for walks. Probably will ask for one for Christmas. - tvillini Yesterday, 11:32:59 Just walked in one this morning. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 11:32:29 call me crazy, but why not just wear your backpack?* - bbonb Yesterday, 11:55:34 Don't want to fill it with water bottles, cameras, binoculars, food, jackets, etc. just for exercise - EffinIllini Yesterday, 12:15:06 Which one do you have? * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:36:57 Get Inside! (Link with correct version) - EffinIllini Yesterday, 12:18:23 View thread; Collapse ^ Shameless plug for the new Blue Ribbon Yearbook - LWillhite Yesterday, 10:15:25 View thread; 8 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 14:38:16, View last; Link? * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 10:23:58 Thanks...as a reward, I'll share the Wagler entry before it was edited - LWillhite Yesterday, 10:54:11 St Louis, Chicago, Indy. - osklister Yesterday, 14:38:16 Boner Jams '25* - assassin Yesterday, 13:27:28 Feel like this needs a *hey, chorizo!* - AintHatin Yesterday, 13:15:05 that's a lot of elites * - jdl Yesterday, 12:53:32 It's the pleats.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:59:20 That's so Undy.* - Illiniphil Yesterday, 10:56:10 View thread; Collapse ^ Anyone ever taken the Irish Express to South Bend?! - DiamondDazzle September 4, 2025, 14:55:18 View thread; 27 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 14:25:42, View last; Zach Bryan performing at Notre Dame with a comedy set from Shane Gillis as the opener. - OB25 Yesterday, 10:56:44 Just me or is it odd to open a music concert with a comedian? - EffinIllini Yesterday, 11:20:54 Nate Bargaetze had his dad open for him. He's a magician.* - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:22:27 That seems to make more sense. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:25:42 Earlier this week I went to a comedy show that had a musical opener* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:08:56 Sinatra did it all the time with Tom Dreesen, maybe others* - bjl63 Yesterday, 12:31:20 I think it sounds awesome* - illini21 Yesterday, 11:09:12 I like them both. * - VIV Yesterday, 11:09:09 I like them too, but not sure I’d want to be around 80,000 of their fans* - OB25 Yesterday, 11:39:40 This* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:06:59 I'm not sure I'd wanna be around 80K of anyone. * - haighter Yesterday, 11:41:40 ooo - Sammich Yesterday, 11:05:37 WOOF* - longsnapper Yesterday, 10:57:32 I like both of those performers - Sounder Yesterday, 11:03:12 I believe Zach Bryan concerts skew very heavily female. - OB25 Yesterday, 11:48:24 It's both. White denim & wispy 'staches, as far as the eye can see* - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:05:47 country music concerts is an elite people watching experience - Sounder Yesterday, 14:07:58 Just wondering the last country music show you've been to. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 14:17:00 Mumford & Sons, if I had to bet* - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:19:03 Disagree. You see thousands of copies of the same thing. Similar to a Zach Bryan album* - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:14:21 I dunno he draws a pretty bro crowd too.* - DiamondDazzle Yesterday, 11:59:32 Probably* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 10:53:14 My 16 y/o daughter is extremely jealous of your concert attendance. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 9:52:21 You....you mean anal?* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 14:57:01 girls have dirtier minds than guys - bbonb Yesterday, 12:31:26 Literally in tears - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:57:54 You're doing it wrong. It shouldn't hurt.* - complainant Yesterday, 11:01:43 View thread; Collapse ^ Super Bowl predictions? KC def PHI (yawn), for me * - MC Yesterday, 12:22:09 View thread; 5 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 13:20:15, View last; The Wire/ Always Sunny. * - VIV Yesterday, 12:56:36 With next to no thought given: BUF over GB* - bjl63 Yesterday, 12:24:27 GB/Baltimore - uofi1998 Yesterday, 12:23:19 I'm high on the Packers but I'm a tiny bit concerned about Love being too risky - MC Yesterday, 12:24:57 no argument...* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 13:20:15 View thread; Collapse ^ In the spirit of shameless plugs, calling on the power of the Deuce and general cuteness - Dilbert Yesterday, 11:49:20 View thread; 1 response, posted Yesterday, 12:55:51 Won't be donating but I do appreciate the pic. Cute as hell! * - Tuscy Yesterday, 12:55:51 View thread; Collapse ^ Illini open -3 @ Duke this weekend - Mrap24 September 1, 2025, 8:15:47 View thread; 103 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 12:50:02, View last; TIL V'Angelo Bentley is on the Duke coaching staff* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 12:46:19 Can we get a roll call, please?* - opey8 September 4, 2025, 19:28:40 Gonna look for tickets this afternoon. LFG* - opey8 Yesterday, 10:58:43 skybox fell through, in section 29 - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 10:08:00 RIP to those poor fans in section 29* - OB25 Yesterday, 10:17:23 Realized the bad joke might not be clear, this wasn’t a shot at you… - OB25 Yesterday, 10:20:10 jokes are funniest when you have to explain them* - ATL Yesterday, 12:50:02 I mean, it kinda works both ways, in a "Deuce posters take random shots at each other for fun" way.* - Illiniphil Yesterday, 10:57:18 thanks for the clarity* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 10:23:57 At my gate about to board* - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 7:19:11 Yo* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 5:53:54 yep* - ATL Yesterday, 5:24:46 Yep.* - Smitto September 4, 2025, 23:44:27 There* - snipes824 September 4, 2025, 21:00:15 business trip. BEAT DUKE* - Poldark September 4, 2025, 19:59:26 Yep* - opossum jenkins September 4, 2025, 19:57:15 Gosh darn I want this one badly* - opossum jenkins September 4, 2025, 19:03:56 I’m prone to hyperbole but this game just feels so massive for the program’s momentum. - OB25 September 4, 2025, 19:19:56 So many eyeballs after Gameday ends* - JeffFrank Yesterday, 10:20:06 I put down $2 on UIUC -9.5* - timmer September 4, 2025, 18:50:47 What sections are you all sitting?* - timmer September 4, 2025, 13:25:40 1* - ijustkrushalot September 4, 2025, 16:06:51 Will be my first football game at UI since Thanksgiving 2001 against NU* - Chilango September 4, 2025, 12:28:39 Hi Chilango! I'll see you there! BEAT DUKE* - Poldark September 4, 2025, 13:22:47 Who are we kidding, you won't be sober enough to remember* - Chilango September 4, 2025, 13:53:24 bring a Breathalyzer * - Poldark September 4, 2025, 13:59:54 That's awesome... hit my first one since 04 last year against KU. - uofi1998 September 4, 2025, 13:14:11 Meant for 81887 below* - Chilango September 4, 2025, 12:29:05 USC game sold out* - illini81887 September 4, 2025, 11:21:50 I wonder why the Western Michigan game sold out before this one. Were the tickets cheaper?* - OB25 September 4, 2025, 11:29:30 Band Day/Educator Day and FamILLy pack sales/giveaways* - illini222 September 4, 2025, 17:14:57 was it part of the Ohio State mini-plan?* - assassin September 4, 2025, 13:10:10 I believe it's Dad's Day * - aimlessillini September 4, 2025, 12:32:46 Dad's Weekend is in November.* - Illiniphil September 4, 2025, 16:15:30 I think so? also night game and band day? - ijustkrushalot September 4, 2025, 11:34:13 No game time for USC announced yet... - osklister September 4, 2025, 12:27:02 Hoping for 11 AM* - jayd September 4, 2025, 12:42:55 same or 2:30 - IlliniSax05 September 4, 2025, 13:12:02 I want it earlier so USC has to play at 9 AM their time* - jayd Yesterday, 8:54:34 Agree. But those sweet sweet LA television ratings... - osklister September 4, 2025, 14:26:30 looking at the schedule we'll probably be the #2 most attractive Big Ten matchup that week - IlliniSax05 September 4, 2025, 14:29:31 Still think there's a good chance we're The Big Nooner* - EffinIllini Yesterday, 10:13:31 That game is already set for prime time. - illini81887 September 4, 2025, 15:10:04 I wonder if we'll get the orange unis with the slant ILLINOIS this weekend. - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 8:54:44 we're going to wear white. - ijustkrushalot September 4, 2025, 9:14:21 This should be a color rush matchup. Orange popsicles vs. blue.* - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 9:35:15 I think we should do that against Northwestern every year - ijustkrushalot September 4, 2025, 9:39:17 Listened to a Duke Podcast - their biggest concerns - aimlessillini September 4, 2025, 8:12:36 so I know it's cliche to say that games are won in the trenches - ijustkrushalot September 4, 2025, 9:20:00 I want to see a lot of Malachi Hood on Saturday. - OrangeSox September 4, 2025, 9:40:21 Agree, I think Hood is a key player in this one* - jayd September 4, 2025, 10:33:06 where are y'all sitting? sections 2-9?* - opey8 September 4, 2025, 7:55:22 Section 1 is the visitor section * - ijustkrushalot September 4, 2025, 8:36:37 Not sure yet, either a luxury box or TBD - TarheelIllini September 4, 2025, 8:12:20 Just got my first go Illini at the airport on the way to Raleigh - snipes824 September 3, 2025, 17:44:25 On travels, if I see someone wearing Illini gear, I always say I L L - ibdoc September 4, 2025, 8:14:24 If you ever see me rollin in a drop top caddy, throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy* - opossum jenkins September 4, 2025, 17:12:52 I always say I N I. I like the element of surprise.* - ATL September 4, 2025, 12:34:09 I've found it's better to hit them with the I-L-L at the end, having established mutual fandom - RVA September 4, 2025, 8:50:40 Duke HC on Illini gameplan - ATL September 3, 2025, 13:49:22 Remember when we were ranked above Florida, Florida State, Michigan, Oklahoma, - biclops September 2, 2025, 19:43:36 I solely win Powerball and UIUC is getting D1 hockey - timmer September 2, 2025, 18:17:45 No Illini hockey yet?* - ibdoc September 4, 2025, 9:26:06 We know - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 18:28:27 Up to #11 in the AP* - Blazer September 2, 2025, 13:08:20 Way to early bowl predictions: CBS has Illinois playing ASU in Vegas on New Year's Eve. - ibdoc September 2, 2025, 10:50:27 In* - bbonb September 2, 2025, 18:30:28 DIA put on a really nice party out there when we played UNLV. - opossum jenkins September 2, 2025, 16:59:01 OMG... that would be a sick road trip... - uofi1998 September 2, 2025, 12:18:16 Bleh* - Chilango September 2, 2025, 11:08:09 Is that the Vegas bowl?* - ATL September 2, 2025, 10:51:40 Ummm, yes - ibdoc September 2, 2025, 11:06:05 No. I just would hope we would make a higher end bowl game (if not the CFP) like - ATL September 2, 2025, 12:19:27 First September road (or neutral) non-con games since I was a freshman in 2003: - ijustkrushalot September 2, 2025, 8:49:57 I was at Rutgers 2006 - Jersey September 4, 2025, 9:18:39 Man, what a post full of bad memories. - osklister September 2, 2025, 11:50:35 I was at the Missouri game in 08. It was not fun.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 10:04:43 the game in 09 broke me... I flipped off the field and stormed out in the 3rd quarter. - ijustkrushalot September 2, 2025, 11:01:50 I went to the 2001 W at California. It was glorious, aesthetically and competitively.* - ATL September 2, 2025, 9:55:08 Kind of shocked that the awful Southern Miss game in Hattiesburg (who thought that was a good idea) - BradUnderwoodforprez September 2, 2025, 9:52:14 The one guy who mattered: Ron Guenther.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 10:05:26 hi illiniphil!* - Poldark September 2, 2025, 10:46:25 We need to fuck these guys up.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 8:36:20 I’m thinking about going to the game; anyone got a spare ticket?* - timmer September 1, 2025, 20:45:28 a lot of inventory available from Duke's website * - ijustkrushalot September 2, 2025, 8:51:34 Dukies probably thought it was a basketball game. - osklister September 2, 2025, 11:51:56 Duke’s board reporting they want everyone wearing Blue Saturday. Pack accordingly* - opossum jenkins September 1, 2025, 17:29:47 Why would you wear anything but orange?* - assassin September 1, 2025, 17:36:14 I realize that I have no long sleeve orange illini shirts. But good news! It's going to be 80+ - ATL September 2, 2025, 7:40:04 Because blue is a school color too* - Blazer September 1, 2025, 20:32:23 and is a fine color to wear on non game days and in hat form * - assassin September 1, 2025, 20:42:06 I generally agree. But wore blue when we went to the Reliaquest bowl - Taz September 2, 2025, 7:55:46 It’s not as big as last year’s Kansas game. But it’s very close. - opossum jenkins September 1, 2025, 13:43:54 Well, hopefully we're now better than Elon's D* - ATL September 2, 2025, 7:40:48 Not mangled? - tvillini September 2, 2025, 10:18:35 Phrasing * - biclops September 2, 2025, 7:41:34 Really going to test how good Patterson is - jayd September 2, 2025, 7:36:41 I want to go to this game but the last two I saw in person were - opey8 September 1, 2025, 12:37:58 Go* - illini21 September 1, 2025, 20:43:16 Hank Beatty B1G Special Teams POTW* - Poldark September 1, 2025, 12:07:17 Awesome for him. He was great on Friday. * - harb September 1, 2025, 13:46:02 Ills seems undervalued there. - memyselfandillini September 1, 2025, 12:01:52 Looking at all the pundits’ (ESPN, CBS) top 12 picks this morning and no one has Illinois. - ibdoc September 1, 2025, 9:01:28 View thread; Collapse ^ hey haighter, snapper, SF, ECE, 21st Amendment is Closing - assassin September 4, 2025, 16:43:33 View thread; 16 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 11:49:49, View last; On a tangential note…Thee Parkside…storied punk dive bar and Anchor Brewing living room is closing… - haighter Yesterday, 10:16:56 Wow went to a bunch of shows there back in the day* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 11:02:31 Dammit. Love the Watermelon* - voiceofreason September 4, 2025, 19:59:17 Tell me more about this Watermelon. - Illiniphil Yesterday, 10:59:55 This is less of a sour - Sounder Yesterday, 11:01:33 more like a watermelon blue moon i'd say* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 11:13:25 Damn, that sounds good. - Illiniphil Yesterday, 11:48:10 a Binny's would have it in the summer, but it might be out of season now* - assassin Yesterday, 11:49:49 That's a great descriptor. * - haighter Yesterday, 11:14:46 My favorite summer beer. I am sad* - GhostofPokeyStixPast Yesterday, 10:56:57 Wow.* - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 19:48:06 2013 will always be the year of Hell or High Watermelon* - CoronaTheirAss September 4, 2025, 18:59:48 That's one of those beers where you either think to yourself - Sounder Yesterday, 11:01:08 Dang, was the first craft beer I remember ordering for myself* - RVA September 4, 2025, 16:59:31 This seems to be happening way too frequently* - Sounder September 4, 2025, 16:52:36 Alcohol consumption is at a 100 year low and people are trading out beer. * - haighter September 4, 2025, 18:55:28 View thread; Collapse ^ Growing rice in Illinois - larue33 Yesterday, 8:11:09 View thread; 8 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 10:38:34, View last; silly question - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 10:23:11 We grow a lot of rice in Central California. We absolutely should not grow a lot of rice there. * - haighter Yesterday, 10:24:15 Whose idea was it to grow a water loving crop in a dry valley?* - ATL Yesterday, 10:34:46 No idea but I'm guessing someone with a lot of water rights to be profiteered from. * - haighter Yesterday, 10:38:34 it worked for almonds!* - Sammich Yesterday, 10:36:20 I have known Blake and Shelly for years. There are several other farmers growing wheat down here - harb Yesterday, 10:04:58 Thanks to this thread, I did a little research - LWillhite Yesterday, 9:30:38 Interesting story. Good read * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 8:28:53 View thread; Collapse ^ How much caffeine do you consume on a typical day? - doubledown September 4, 2025, 11:29:16 View thread; 48 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 10:10:50, View last; i'm at about 800 too. sweaty hands are the worst side effect.* - Nobster Yesterday, 7:53:22 The math says 350-400. * - illini September 4, 2025, 22:20:23 Zero—gave up caffeine (coffee/soda) 10 years ago - Blazer September 4, 2025, 22:03:54 So, regrets - opey8 September 4, 2025, 22:07:38 lol, touche* - Blazer September 4, 2025, 22:21:28 A large coffee and a soda each day* - PapaDels September 4, 2025, 19:46:41 An espresso and a cup of coffee or a Celsius* - CoronaTheirAss September 4, 2025, 19:00:25 That’s me, espresso - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:43:11 I love that damn song* - illini21 September 4, 2025, 14:52:07 I'd love it if she sat on my face.* - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 15:18:29 She’s a real life smurfette* - Sounder September 4, 2025, 18:59:29 What does that even mean?* - Taz September 4, 2025, 21:51:55 It's a nearly perfect pop song* - Sounder September 4, 2025, 15:10:23 Then you might like the new Doja Cat. - doubledown September 4, 2025, 14:57:41 i do a 16 oz coffee each morning. i used to go a ghost energy in the afternoon but can't handle - lcubed September 4, 2025, 14:41:06 I've been enjoying Zoa. I like that they don't get all fart sniffy with the flavors - doubledown September 4, 2025, 14:48:22 Record scratch...Bed at 8:30? How is that even possible? - EffinIllini Yesterday, 10:10:50 preworkout that late in the day? i'm impressed* - lcubed September 4, 2025, 15:01:30 The only time it affects my sleep is if I have it at like 6pm before I get on the bike. * - doubledown September 4, 2025, 15:05:11 0mg - DocWalk20 September 4, 2025, 14:21:41 Looks to be around 100* - biclops September 4, 2025, 13:22:14 Between 400-500* - TarheelIllini September 4, 2025, 12:55:50 Probably between 500-750 depending on if my preworkout drink is leaded or unleaded. - illinilosch September 4, 2025, 12:50:02 My caffeine would be reasonable but for preworkout. * - doubledown September 4, 2025, 12:57:35 500ish? - VIV September 4, 2025, 12:35:34 1 cup of tea each morning. I’ll occasionally have a Pepsi but that’s about it* - bjl63 September 4, 2025, 12:33:38 200mg first thing in the morning - illini21 September 4, 2025, 12:33:29 probably 200-300mg from 500mL of black coffee?* - ECEIllinois September 4, 2025, 12:28:14 Coffee~150mg. Flavored water packets~120-180mg. So around 300mg* - Taz September 4, 2025, 12:13:20 30 mg or so. Also never realized until recently the gap between soft drinks and coffee. - Carl Spackler September 4, 2025, 12:10:46 Two 15 oz cups of coffee...so about 350-400mg* - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 12:09:33 whatever is in around 16 oz of pour over, plus a coke zero or two. Guessing around 300?* - gvibes September 4, 2025, 12:02:24 0.0mg* - GrandmotherPearlsJam September 4, 2025, 12:01:43 whatever a litre of coffee and a couple diet mountain dews is. * - ijustkrushalot September 4, 2025, 11:51:34 I don't want a large Farva, I want a god damn litre of coffee! - IlliniSax05 September 4, 2025, 11:53:00 34 if I make a rum/Coke Zero after work. If not, usually 0. * - harb September 4, 2025, 11:50:36 Coke Zero is so damn tasty.* - JFG September 4, 2025, 18:58:51 24 oz of coffee and maybe 12 oz of Diet Dr Pepper or Diet Coke. No idea the mg conversion.* - EffinIllini September 4, 2025, 11:50:14 Lots of variables on the brewed coffee. Darker roast about 210 mg, lighter roast 420* - Chilango September 4, 2025, 12:25:03 About 500, which is half what I did when I was working. * - larue33 September 4, 2025, 11:37:47 That's crazy, 1000 mgs is like 6-7 Monsters.* - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 11:53:07 I've always loved coffee and caffeine doesn't seem to affect me much. - larue33 September 4, 2025, 13:20:24 You and Norm MacDonald. Coffee does rule.* - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 15:18:09 a lot. Equivalent of 5-6 cups of coffee* - longsnapper September 4, 2025, 11:34:33 somewhere between 120 and 150; less than I would have guessed* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 11:34:26 Tumbler of coffee and that's it. Not sure how many mg's that is..maybe 150-200ish?*. - JFG September 4, 2025, 11:32:39 I usually drink 2 cups of coffee in the morning, so maybe 160-200 - IlliniSax05 September 4, 2025, 11:31:53 nm - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 12:09:12 View thread; Collapse ^ Fly Iggles Fly - timmer September 4, 2025, 19:16:07 View thread; 39 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 9:48:48, View last; o/u was 47.5. games with 40+ points in the first half with a total below 50 were 172-1 to the over - Ari Gold Yesterday, 9:48:48 That lightning delay ruined the game last night. Dak loves the hospital ball.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 8:43:56 Devito! LOL* - AintHatin September 4, 2025, 21:27:14 What was the ad for? I didn’t see Iit.* - LovetheChief September 4, 2025, 21:48:31 Progressive, the series of commercials where they bring in a backup. - tvillini September 4, 2025, 22:08:08 Clever* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 7:28:48 That’s awesome* - timmer September 4, 2025, 22:25:22 That was great.* - voiceofreason September 4, 2025, 21:35:06 LOL at the tush push celebration.* - Toonces September 4, 2025, 21:25:42 And Miles Sanders gets put back in cryosleep * - VIV September 4, 2025, 21:24:29 I don’t love the hat penalty against Blankenship * - LovetheChief September 4, 2025, 21:23:41 Just not sure what he’s supposed to do there* - OWWDig September 4, 2025, 21:24:32 Bad luck. He did nothing wrong as he was already in motion for the hit but it was a penalty. * - harb September 4, 2025, 21:47:06 Dak absolutely determined to put his TE in the hospital. That’s 4 of them now. * - VIV September 4, 2025, 21:23:08 Everyone involved in this Float commercial need to be deported to Uganda. * - assassin September 4, 2025, 21:12:21 I believe I said “oh no” two or three times during it. * - VIV September 4, 2025, 21:17:48 CMC with a calf* - CoronaTheirAss September 4, 2025, 20:54:15 he’ll break your heart, every single time* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 21:10:59 I have both back ups. Crazy to have double handcuffs* - OWWDig September 4, 2025, 21:12:34 he’ll be back week 3, out again week 6 and you’ll spend the - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 21:24:04 Yea. If my season goes south, will probably trade him for next year draft picks* - OWWDig September 4, 2025, 21:25:29 AAAAAAAP* - VIV September 4, 2025, 20:57:31 Aubrey kicks in slow motion. So smooth. * - assassin September 4, 2025, 20:49:07 NFL needs to narrow the uprights or something - bjl63 September 4, 2025, 20:52:52 Zero resistance on first 2 drives for the Eberflus-led and Parsons-less Cowboys defense. - OB25 September 4, 2025, 20:15:02 3 for 3!* - OB25 September 4, 2025, 20:37:56 Dallas: 4 for 4!* - bjl63 September 4, 2025, 20:51:11 How do his haircut and beard look though?* - Tortillini September 4, 2025, 20:24:05 It’s not like PHI is shining on that end either* - bjl63 September 4, 2025, 20:17:54 Is the audio cutting out like every 30 seconds for anyone else?* - OB25 September 4, 2025, 19:39:19 Carter gonna be getting death threats from sports bettors* - biclops September 4, 2025, 19:32:19 insane start * - biclops September 4, 2025, 19:26:45 #PolesWasRight* - OB25 September 4, 2025, 19:26:41 Haha* - illini21 September 4, 2025, 19:26:58 lol Jalen carter ejected* - illini21 September 4, 2025, 19:26:22 Jalen Carter booted already for spitting on Dak* - RVA September 4, 2025, 19:26:17 *boots up prime video for a Thursday night game*… - biclops September 4, 2025, 19:21:20 Thursday night opener has always been on NBC.* - voiceofreason September 4, 2025, 19:34:49 lol did the same* - ECEIllinois September 4, 2025, 19:29:34 View thread; Collapse ^ Grange is right. Deserves its own thread: Illini soccer 5-0 for the first time in a generation. - ATL August 31, 2025, 17:21:01 View thread; 9 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 9:26:25, View last; Izzy Lee goalie another shutout, CROWN HER! - redgrange77 Yesterday, 8:55:49 Pretty amazing - five clean sheets* - ATL Yesterday, 9:26:25 Illini soccer 6-0-0 after winning at Mizzery* - Poldark September 4, 2025, 19:30:24 The new coach is awesome. Just a great person, super dedicated. - PDO September 1, 2025, 17:37:47 At the risk of wisching it, her wife is the sister of a friend. - Illiniphil Yesterday, 9:01:47 She was my daughter’s first offer . . . At Grand Valley State. She was great.* - LovetheChief September 1, 2025, 17:42:52 Vs. VALPO on Sunday. - redgrange77 September 1, 2025, 15:29:42 @Mizzery on Thursday * - Poldark September 1, 2025, 17:01:41 is this on the TV?* - bbonb September 1, 2025, 15:53:09 View thread; Collapse ^ WSJ piece on Ultra Processed Foods - complainant Yesterday, 8:06:15 View thread; 6 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 9:14:07, View last; And the companies that make them are very aware of their addictiveness. That's why one bag of chips - doubledown Yesterday, 9:02:20 seems if they were that addictive, a family wouldn't see positive changes in less than a month - Sammich Yesterday, 9:14:07 I like how all these articles are "UPFs are bad!" but also "we can't define what a UPF is"* - gvibes Yesterday, 8:59:36 This is like the least revealing article on UPFs ever - Stu Yesterday, 8:56:15 Was it published in "No Shit Monthly"?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 8:12:35 In 1987 [THEN SUPPRESSED BYBTHE CDC!]* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 8:28:16 View thread; Collapse ^ Well the gangsters drove Preludes - the new one looks great - ATL Yesterday, 5:57:54 View thread; 2 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 7:03:23, View last; Reminds me of the Audi TT. * - DT Yesterday, 7:03:23 i had one with a factory installed 8-track...bought used in 93 or 94. - Nobster Yesterday, 7:01:41 View thread; Collapse ^

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