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Philo Time November 15, 2026, 03:08




1963-3, q9 - complainant November 3, 2026, 00:36 View all; 4 responses; Tuscy November 3, 2026, 07:23 ⇥ 3 - Tuscy November 3, 2026, 07:23 4 - Illiniphil November 3, 2026, 06:03 3, q8 - larue33 November 3, 2026, 05:50 3 - JeffFrank November 3, 2026, 02:14 View all; Collapse ^ Week of 10/26 Current Events Thread - ATL October 26, 2026, 05:42 View all; 466 responses; TarheelIllini November 3, 2026, 06:31 ⇥ Just got a quick handshake and hi from AES and Elizabeth Warren* - Nobster November 2, 2026, 10:08 Heading to Macomb County now to knock doors.* - Nobster November 2, 2026, 10:11 I appreciate the work you are doing - Sounder November 2, 2026, 12:05 as if I didn't hate Haley Stevens' husband enough already - ECEIllinois November 1, 2026, 22:02 Is Turkish blind himself? Has he seen Stevens? Or is this one of those old school Indian style - ATL November 2, 2026, 01:17 She looks like the result of Morticia having an affair with Uncle Fester* - ShoeShineBoy November 3, 2026, 05:08 Morticia would never * - ATL November 3, 2026, 05:55 He is legally blind. - complainant November 2, 2026, 01:25 She has one of the craziest accents I have ever heard* - Sounder November 2, 2026, 12:08 Don’t believe it. His hearing would be heightened not impaired.* - ATL November 2, 2026, 01:42 No thanks, Turkish, I'm sweet enough* - Sammich November 1, 2026, 23:14 Fuck these people so hard* - Sounder November 1, 2026, 23:59 Even AtlasIntel has D +14 - ECEIllinois November 1, 2026, 20:29 There are enough votes. Next question is: do they get counted and reported - memyselfandillini November 1, 2026, 20:44 Trump's gotta respect a +14 D. * - doubledown November 1, 2026, 20:32 He calls it an Arnold Palmer* - ATL November 2, 2026, 01:18 Only take out enough to win* - Sounder November 2, 2026, 12:05 I laughed really hard when the Trump v BBC ruling came down... - SurfTheBoneyard November 1, 2026, 20:38 Helluva final NYT poll of competitive senate races - John Coctostan November 1, 2026, 19:25 if the D's win Kansas, that's going to be a good night - TarheelIllini November 1, 2026, 20:18 it hope they don’t divert money there and to other house races - memyselfandillini November 1, 2026, 20:35 Polling averages have had Hamilton as the leader for weeks.* - Carl Spackler November 1, 2026, 20:40 He's not throwin' away his shot* - Sounder November 2, 2026, 12:04 B+* - TarheelIllini November 3, 2026, 06:31 They should. Dumb MFer he is running against lives in FL and... - SurfTheBoneyard November 1, 2026, 20:50 Agreed - I was thinking in my head hope they don’t spend time on MS or LA - memyselfandillini November 1, 2026, 20:46 Ah, yeah I doubt it.* - Carl Spackler November 1, 2026, 20:49 the small amount of data out of Louisiana shows significant tightening - assassin November 1, 2026, 20:06 winston wolf still fully in place* - VIV November 1, 2026, 20:05 ooo - assassin November 1, 2026, 20:08 I almost hate it. Hope it doesn't make voters complacent* - UofIL6 November 1, 2026, 19:50 won’t happen in michigan. Today’s heel turn probably bumped D’s turnout. - Nobster November 1, 2026, 20:38 Amazing NC doesn't even need mention anymore this cycle* - opey8 November 1, 2026, 19:29 Yeah this is either Selzer all over again or a massive wave for the NYT - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 19:26 Cohn says the numbers are weighted much more heavily to the GOP then last time as well - assassin November 1, 2026, 20:10 Saw a tweet that said on Tuesday either the polling industry or the republicans are fucked - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 20:19 Or democracy.* - DT November 2, 2026, 04:35 Trump, campaigning in Iowa: Trump: "Who the hell wants to watch football? It's boring as hell.”* - OB25 November 1, 2026, 18:04 Wait, they have tight ends? I’m in!* - DT November 1, 2026, 20:03 Well, he wasn’t wrong about the Bucs/Falcons game* - timmer November 1, 2026, 18:10 federal judge dismisses the DOJ's lawsuit in Alaska - Gene Parmesan November 1, 2026, 14:20 Holy shit at this Lear jet crash in palm beach - John Coctostan November 1, 2026, 14:13 It’s likely they went right into this small, but rotating cell…. - timmer November 1, 2026, 17:52 crater footage - Orangeillini November 1, 2026, 17:44 And I heard the audio via TMZ - timmer November 1, 2026, 17:02 wow* - TarheelIllini November 1, 2026, 20:23 Is that real? Listen to the audio clip it's horrible.* - gullit November 1, 2026, 16:05 Yep. Just terrible. * - harb November 1, 2026, 17:59 Real bad* - gvibes November 1, 2026, 16:12 Mere 6-7 miles from Mar a Lago* - timmer November 1, 2026, 14:30 Trump will claim it was a missile intended for Maralago and needs to cancel elections* - shua November 1, 2026, 15:12 Are they ok?* - TarheelIllini November 1, 2026, 14:20 It probably didn't hurt, yet I don't think they enjoyed it.* - complainant November 1, 2026, 14:26 Chris Murphy had a stroke* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 12:04 Just remember Trump isn't racist - KingTalkyTiki November 1, 2026, 11:38 Haley Steven’s appearing at a campaign event with Mike Roger’s this morning. Lol* - gvibes November 1, 2026, 11:20 just found out her husband represented the plaintiffs that got rid of the LSAT logic games* - ECEIllinois November 1, 2026, 22:01 How soon do you suppose she starts the podcast? * - doubledown November 1, 2026, 20:30 it needs a video feed to really give the full experience* - Nobster November 1, 2026, 20:41 at Kroger today, worker said Steven’s was supposed to talk to the union - Nobster November 1, 2026, 19:51 OOO - KingTalkyTiki November 1, 2026, 19:05 Most of her staff has resigned.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 1, 2026, 15:27 Emails to her comms director gets an automated “I don’t work here anymore”* - gvibes November 1, 2026, 16:12 She is an absolute idiot. How can you so badly lose the plot. - memyselfandillini November 1, 2026, 12:00 Much more money to be made as a right wing grifter* - OB25 November 1, 2026, 12:17 Worldview based on spite and grievance, prefect candidate for a party switch* - Herman Blume November 1, 2026, 12:11 Crazy how close she was to being the senate candidate * - shua November 1, 2026, 12:14 Just endorsed Rogers. What a clown.* - Carl Spackler November 1, 2026, 11:49 And, guessing this will be her last stand in politics. She's on the Fetterman path* - UofIL6 November 1, 2026, 16:10 Unsurprising she is going out like this.* - Toonces November 1, 2026, 11:27 Nazis'R'Us was all out of Schutzstaffel costumes. - complainant October 31, 2026, 17:16 Bannons kids? * - haighter November 1, 2026, 11:49 Once again, fuck the billionaires - larue33 October 30, 2026, 21:57 I dig Mallory McMorrow. I hope she gets another chance in Michigan politics - UofIL6 October 30, 2026, 17:54 Haley Stevens now actively campaigning with Rogers. - SurfTheBoneyard November 1, 2026, 11:00 Is she the one that started talking in a cartoon character voice?* - OB25 November 1, 2026, 12:00 Hailey Stevens personality feels like it’s defined by her voice and accent * - ATL October 31, 2026, 00:00 I read "dig" as "did"* - RSMBob October 30, 2026, 18:05 I think I’ll meet her at the Abdul victory party. I’m top 40 in canvassing, i guess - Nobster October 30, 2026, 19:17 great work, thank you!* - memyselfandillini October 30, 2026, 21:53 OTOH, Stevens should be blacklisted from Dem politics.* - Carl Spackler October 30, 2026, 18:02 ooo - complainant October 30, 2026, 19:01 Stevens and Pelosi f’ing suck* - CoronaTheirAss October 30, 2026, 18:00 the fraud in Minnesota has been uncovered - assassin October 30, 2026, 12:04 I wonder if we'll find out how much of that ended up getting paid as a kickback to someone. * - doubledown October 30, 2026, 12:07 Donald canceled all his live appearances, and air defenses are being deployed at Mar a Lago. - doubledown October 30, 2026, 10:55 a last ditch crock of crap to make people vote to protect dear leader* - memyselfandillini October 30, 2026, 21:56 ...and not at all concerning - KingTalkyTiki October 30, 2026, 11:48 seems like it would be the most obvious false flag ever - VIV October 30, 2026, 11:10 So they're definitely gonna. * - doubledown October 30, 2026, 11:20 This election it's 11%. D+23, I just saw the Vivek ad on gas station tv.* - Warrin'_Illini October 30, 2026, 11:18 Early voting turnout in Georgia continues to be large... - shua October 30, 2026, 08:56 I know I should get excited about early voting, but I don’t - TarheelIllini October 30, 2026, 08:59 atlleast in Georgia, Election Day is only about 25-35% of the total votes... - shua October 30, 2026, 09:23 we do need to stop shitting the bed, I agree. But Cooper is a lock this cycle - TarheelIllini October 30, 2026, 09:48 We did our part today, super easy right as they opened* - opey8 October 30, 2026, 09:37 North Carolina is in the bag. South Carolina will be much closer.* - Carl Spackler October 30, 2026, 09:26 My election nerd people basically say to ignore the early voting noise* - Carl Spackler October 30, 2026, 09:01 The Big Short guy notes that Anthropic‘a S-1 omits the latest quarterly financials - ATL October 30, 2026, 07:56 Blackstone warns investors that Anthropic may receive junk grade rating after IPO - Chuck Woodaby October 30, 2026, 16:00 I woukd like to see a bit more macro analysis on the IPOs rather than micro stuff - DT October 30, 2026, 09:00 can i just take this opportunity to say how dumb companies are? you have an AI token leaderboard and - torinese October 30, 2026, 08:07 It's like they never heard of Goodhart's Law. * - doubledown October 30, 2026, 08:09 Without looking is that the mythical man month?* - ATL October 30, 2026, 08:35 ooo - Sammich October 30, 2026, 09:10 It's not specifically stated this way, but if you make a measurement a target, - doubledown October 30, 2026, 08:43 schroedinger's kpi* - torinese October 30, 2026, 09:02 ATL, you're never going to believe this. - complainant October 30, 2026, 00:09 What’s more common, one of these stories coming out or school shootings?* - ATL October 30, 2026, 00:57 the coming out stories* - memyselfandillini October 30, 2026, 06:28 Summary of the Amy Acton mom story - ATL October 29, 2026, 22:34 very entertaining interview with the Jonestown guy - ECEIllinois October 29, 2026, 21:19 That dude rules. Concession stand thing with secret service is perfect* - John Coctostan October 30, 2026, 09:19 That’s great* - Jackie October 30, 2026, 06:40 Trump: “he has a great ass. Very powerful ass.” - VIV October 29, 2026, 19:59 He thinks he's stumbled on a way to turn Republicans' latent homosexuality into votes. - doubledown October 29, 2026, 20:01 "This better not awaken anything in me..."* - shua October 30, 2026, 07:18 lol. He might be right* - CoronaTheirAss October 29, 2026, 20:03 Binance maybe hacked for 5+ billion* - gvibes October 29, 2026, 17:15 Reports out that it was likely North Korea. Fascinating* - Carl Spackler October 30, 2026, 07:15 lol…. They stole what amounts to 1/7 of North Korea’s on the books GDP* - ATL October 30, 2026, 07:58 think polymarket was too* - ECEIllinois October 29, 2026, 19:27 ThatsAShame.gif. * - doubledown October 29, 2026, 17:19 Is this the week the timeline turns towards the light?* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 17:20 Brewers are prophets of hope.* - DT October 29, 2026, 17:32 well cubs brought us trump, so...* - torinese October 30, 2026, 07:34 Don't threaten me with a good time* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 17:18 Utah filing felony charges against Kalshi co-founders - assassin October 29, 2026, 16:39 Utah, get me two!* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 16:52 No worries, they stashed all their money in Binance & Polymarket.* - complainant October 29, 2026, 16:48 Oh the jokes that reporter must have been subjected to in HS. - Tortillini October 29, 2026, 16:48 jeremy's iron?* - torinese October 30, 2026, 07:35 Can you hear the people sing?* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 16:45 I think this guy might've struck a nerve - Sounder October 29, 2026, 16:22 Keep denying reality, Donnie. - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 16:48 how do you not just bust out laughing? - Sammich October 29, 2026, 16:28 Just once I want one member of the press to go at him hard - Sounder October 29, 2026, 16:31 He's never going to recover from the "fat ass" comment. * - doubledown October 29, 2026, 16:26 God damn, that's a big fat ass - Sounder October 29, 2026, 16:29 There is a blue wave on the horizon - Sounder October 29, 2026, 14:14 I hope but I got a bad feeling this is all false info or Oompa Loompa pulls some shit* - DanSaint October 29, 2026, 14:48 It's not like we don't have past examples of his bad behavior when the voting populace... - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 16:15 Oh he’s gonna try for sure * - MC October 29, 2026, 15:51 What do you mean gonna? They're already doing the doing* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 16:18 I've seen a lot of positive info coming out of the Early Voting data... - shua October 29, 2026, 15:25 it's going to be a massive wave, there is no doubt - Sounder October 29, 2026, 15:27 I challenge you to make it through this - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:41 WTF has happened to Bill Maher? - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:34 Nothing. He's always been a self-important piece of shit* - IlliniRunner October 29, 2026, 15:17 No one finds Bill Maher as funny as Bill Maher does.* - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 16:49 he's a narcissist's narcissist* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 20:45 I haven’t watched the show in years but this is nothing new as it relates to the guests - OB25 October 29, 2026, 14:33 That said, it's right wing heavy for 4 days before a midterm. - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 14:43 Aging, unfunny boomer dealing with his impending irrelevance.... - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 14:08 My boomer mom loves his show. I bite my tongue; what are you going to do at this point.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 14:05 She's the target audience.* - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 14:22 Yep, if it was someone my age I would slap them.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 14:39 gotta keep them ratings up - Sammich October 29, 2026, 13:41 That's the thing, the ratings have to be bad, right? - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:56 he had Milo on like five years ago - Sammich October 29, 2026, 14:02 Does anybody really care about time?* - complainant October 29, 2026, 14:06 Pink Floyd’s best song.* - DT October 29, 2026, 14:13 There is great significance in the passage of time - Sounder October 29, 2026, 14:11 "Do not cum."* - Sammich October 29, 2026, 14:23 Dotz - Sounder October 29, 2026, 20:38 I can't imagine why. * - doubledown October 29, 2026, 14:09 Something broke in society after the pandemic - Sounder October 29, 2026, 14:11 I think that was (one of) the first time(s) where I thought he was fully over the line* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 14:05 Maher can be pretty hateful himself* - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 13:57 For sure, especially when it comes to Israel and Muslims* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:59 Nothing. He's as big a blowhard as he's ever been* - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 13:38 sounder's going woke* - torinese October 29, 2026, 16:36 He's always been a blowhard, but I feel like at one time he at least had principles - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:42 When did he have principles? He's not some insular liberal. Never has been - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 13:51 I think that, to his credit, for most of his career - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:57 Congress Shall Make No Law Respecting The Establishment of Golf Courses. - complainant October 29, 2026, 13:30 Chevron* - Sammich October 29, 2026, 13:46 If only deference to expertise was respected on other topics.* - DocWalk20 October 29, 2026, 13:41 He has a big brain, and his uncle taught at MIT* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:59 The $5,000 burger comment put us officially in Let Them Eat Cake territory* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:32 Like when a band overestimates the crowd’s desire for an encore - OB25 October 29, 2026, 13:28 Apparently it's a good week for trolling at political rallies - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:18 What did it say?* - TarheelIllini October 29, 2026, 14:47 JD Vance Fucks Couches* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 16:26 "Say Pedophiles" - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:15 No, you can't just get him to say it. He's got to say it backward if you want him to be banished - doubledown October 29, 2026, 13:22 Mrs. Stephen Miller wants more diversity in the workplace. - complainant October 29, 2026, 12:53 Looks like Natalie told Trump his bi slip is showing - ATL October 29, 2026, 12:24 tell us again how hung arnold palmer is* - VIV October 29, 2026, 12:26 How is it just common knowledge that certain celebrities are well endowed? - Sounder October 29, 2026, 14:07 I’m here to study the cult - ATL October 29, 2026, 11:32 Poor ECE.....why does he even post?* - Illiniphil October 29, 2026, 12:18 Amazing * - ATL October 29, 2026, 12:23 Amazing - ECEIllinois October 29, 2026, 11:31 They will try to get that guy for “making terrorist threats,” just watch - OB25 October 29, 2026, 12:39 Dude understood the assignment and nailed it* - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 12:25 That's spectacular. * - doubledown October 29, 2026, 11:45 WaPo editorial board: property tax revolt measures are wrongheaded - ATL October 29, 2026, 10:45 The push for olds to except themselves from property taxes makes me hope - CoronaTheirAss October 29, 2026, 11:33 At least until I’m old. ;-) - ATL October 29, 2026, 11:36 I just got home from a vacation and was pretty disconnected the last week - illini21 October 29, 2026, 08:02 The Old Spaghetti Factory is just sitting there, wondering why nobody is thinking of them. * - ATL October 29, 2026, 12:14 What was the place in the suburbs that used to serve baked spaghetti in the shape of a brick?* - CoronaTheirAss October 29, 2026, 13:40 The Spaghetti Factory in EGV is now a Chinese Buffet - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 12:29 Is the Spaghetti Factory still a thing? - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:31 The one in Tacoma somehow still survives if you would like to visit one in person* - DocWalk20 October 29, 2026, 13:48 I strongly suspect that I should not do that - Sounder October 29, 2026, 14:03 That guys reviews are really funny* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:20 Obama said Trump is making the White House look like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 08:15 my favorite bit was trump talking the next night about a burger and small dessert costing $5k - VIV October 29, 2026, 12:25 I want Obama to show up to Cheesecake Factory in a tan suit - Sounder October 29, 2026, 12:59 Ha* - illini21 October 29, 2026, 09:45 derp* - memyselfandillini October 29, 2026, 09:35 It remains unknown if Trump thinks it is an actual factory. - Dilbert October 29, 2026, 09:17 That bit may have flattered him* - opey8 October 29, 2026, 09:47 Not a bad summary, but it doesn't quite describe the phenomenon. Their marching orders are showing, - complainant October 29, 2026, 08:25 Obama Derangement Syndrome* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 09:11 Just giving an objective basic summary - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 08:36 But only one is actually true* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 09:13 No. It’s dumber than anything you could imagine. * - doubledown October 29, 2026, 08:09 The original comment is objectively funny* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 09:23 I wonder if he's sticking with his own speechwriters, or recruiting late-night people - Sammich October 29, 2026, 10:19 Jon Lovett is/was damn funny* - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:00 Completely. But the attempt to manufacture a scandal out of it is dumb. * - doubledown October 29, 2026, 09:43 Of course it is, but they can't campaign on real issues - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:20 Try the French Dip Cheeseburger. - timmer October 29, 2026, 08:05 ATL, you're never going to believe this. - complainant October 29, 2026, 07:27 Who would have thought that members of the child diddling party would be diddling children?* - ATL October 29, 2026, 09:13 Hey diddle diddle - memyselfandillini October 29, 2026, 11:28 You know you're peak Gen X - Sounder October 29, 2026, 13:21 Immediately classic of the genre from chotiner - John Coctostan October 28, 2026, 20:20 Maybe yoyo can come back and defend his position* - CoronaTheirAss October 28, 2026, 20:29 I saw Bishara at a gas station once - Sammich October 28, 2026, 20:26 Okay this was good, nice job * - MC October 29, 2026, 07:52 This is a great 3 minutes - larue33 October 28, 2026, 20:04 Fox News response - Sounder October 28, 2026, 22:39 I don’t think it backfired at all* - Mrap24 October 29, 2026, 07:31 Because you have two working brain cells - TarheelIllini October 29, 2026, 07:36 It’s funny as heck but just watching these last few years is just so confusing - RD October 28, 2026, 21:40 Because educated people aren’t easy to control to there was a massive push - TarheelIllini October 29, 2026, 07:35 Ammon Bundy trying to pull his Sovereign Citizen nonsense and being fed some asphalt - doubledown October 28, 2026, 19:26 TRUMP: “Many men in Iowa have very big asses” - VIV October 28, 2026, 18:34 ooo - shua October 28, 2026, 19:18 more ass - assassin October 28, 2026, 18:43 is it possible he started the war in Iran - Sammich October 28, 2026, 20:07 Latest Oval Office decoration—a gold framed “Haulin’ Ass” poster.* - DT October 28, 2026, 19:08 Featuring John Hustead* - ATL October 28, 2026, 22:41 He must be at the Iowa 80 Truck Stop. * - doubledown October 28, 2026, 18:39 Well, he's not wrong.* - Warrin'_Illini October 28, 2026, 18:39 Power comes from the ass * - VIV October 28, 2026, 18:22 The republican message is so odd. They really do rely on their voters just being dumb, don’t they* - Mrap24 October 28, 2026, 16:59 Or only care that number on stock statement go up. Hi Ari * - John Coctostan October 28, 2026, 19:57 Anyone know how the Brazilian stock market is doing?!? - KingTalkyTiki October 29, 2026, 12:32 Or Islamophobic. Or transphobic. Their message is fear and hate.* - Carl Spackler October 28, 2026, 17:07 If it ain't broke, don't fix it* - Sounder October 28, 2026, 18:32 Hey! It's ALL about love...love of a fictional lilly-white homogeneous America... - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 17:20 Go back to the days when we hated Irish, Italian, Polish, and Eastern European Jewish immigrants… - shua October 28, 2026, 18:09 2 Maga chuds got arrested in Minnesota for trying to fraudulently vote. Smart.* - Warrin'_Illini October 28, 2026, 16:03 Looking for that $1M reward?? * - illinijohn October 28, 2026, 16:39 You hate to see it, but more than that...* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 16:08 Zuckerberg strikes again. - complainant October 28, 2026, 15:19 Wall Street loves a good layoff number. MSFT up today * - MC October 28, 2026, 15:19 Meanwhile, GOOGL shit the bed on earnings* - timmer October 28, 2026, 16:58 Did we already discuss Google felling 250,000 trees without permission? - complainant October 28, 2026, 13:28 I saw this a few days ago. Finland should fine them for this. - IlliniRunner October 28, 2026, 13:32 a housing developer in Ann Arbor cleared an area for 80 houses w/o permit - Nobster October 28, 2026, 13:43 LOL, in Seattle, that's a capital offense.* - IlliniRunner October 28, 2026, 15:31 Our HOA was pissed. Cost about 10 homes a beautiful pine backdrop - Nobster October 28, 2026, 16:29 Was gonna say…I think an apt complex here felled a 100 year old tree without a permit… - haighter October 28, 2026, 15:53 AES on bullying - Nobster October 28, 2026, 13:24 So refreshing to finally hear a politician so clearly state the obvious* - ECEIllinois October 28, 2026, 14:32 So good.* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 13:33 Beast mode. Get his ass.* - Warrin'_Illini October 28, 2026, 13:26 Ted Cruz judging ANYONE'S masculinity is rich. - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 12:47 And he should fire whichever image consultant suggested "androgynous saloonkeeper." * - doubledown October 28, 2026, 14:13 I've been struggling to find a label for his creepy look. I think you nailed it.* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 14:48 He should also avoid using the word "weight." * - doubledown October 28, 2026, 13:27 that's gonna be bad for his White Lion cover band* - Sammich October 28, 2026, 13:30 Whoa....deep grab.* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 13:34 The midterms stretch run is providing maximum weirdness.* - AintHatin October 28, 2026, 12:41 I fear we are just getting warmed up* - Sounder October 28, 2026, 13:19 I know we'll have stolen election season to deal with after, but very glad the election part - Warrin'_Illini October 28, 2026, 13:26 Also islamophobia and general awfulness.* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 12:43 Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-SD) calls Sen Bernie Moreno (R-OH) "eye candy" - VIV October 28, 2026, 12:09 Imagine being a MAGA influencer and having to pretend to care about The Cheesecake Factory* - VIV October 28, 2026, 11:54 It’s hilarious that the part they’re fake offended about wasn’t even the offensive part of the joke* - OB25 October 28, 2026, 12:50 Once you get up and arms about Cracker Barrel changing its logo, it's a short leap* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 12:44 While also not acknowledging their decor is intentionally tacky.* - Warrin'_Illini October 28, 2026, 12:15 I mean ridiculously tacky.* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 12:44 oh man, I feel really bad for the staffs there - RVA October 28, 2026, 12:06 If my options in life were to either be a MAGA influencer, or to throw myself - doubledown October 28, 2026, 11:57 what about an apple fanboy?* - Ari Gold October 28, 2026, 12:11 what about a Brazilian stock market fanboy?* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 12:49 James O'Keefe unintentionally proves voting is secure, with hilarious results. - complainant October 28, 2026, 11:30 Monroe Doctrine 2.0 - complainant October 28, 2026, 10:38 Bolsonaro and his family fled Brazil and landed in Miami - VIV October 28, 2026, 12:20 Are we sure Trump wasn’t supporting him because he thought he was Fabio? - DT October 28, 2026, 12:26 I don't think we can be sure of anything at all. * - doubledown October 28, 2026, 12:28 Besides owning the libs, who would even want a bunch of far-right neighbors? - RVA October 28, 2026, 11:54 The conversation would be lively, and they'd always have the latest robots. - complainant October 28, 2026, 12:07 *blush* You say that to ALL the leftists.* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 12:41 duplicate due to flattery* - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 12:41 I, for one, think 1000s of Americans dying in the depths of the Amazon would be warmly welcomed.... - KingTalkyTiki October 28, 2026, 10:59 What does Bilt Russell think?* - DT October 28, 2026, 10:43 Hoping for 8 consecutive election victories by fascists* - Herman Blume October 28, 2026, 11:42 he started Bilterberg, right?* - Sammich October 28, 2026, 10:50 This being Bilt* - Tortillini October 28, 2026, 10:57 Gas prices…..here they’ve fallen ~$1.00 in the last 4 weeks or so - TarheelIllini October 28, 2026, 08:52 unpossible!* - Ari Gold October 28, 2026, 12:10 Dropped slightly here in MD the last week, by 10-20 cents* - DT October 28, 2026, 10:14 Nope. Gone up here about 30 cents* - Mrap24 October 28, 2026, 09:50 You probably got the winter formula.* - complainant October 28, 2026, 09:43 It's possible he filled up with 2% milk. * - doubledown October 28, 2026, 09:56 Tarheel is one of Scott Dikkers's greatest concepts. - complainant October 28, 2026, 11:16 LOL no* - uofi1998 October 28, 2026, 09:40 The opposite here in WI.* - MojoJojo October 28, 2026, 09:34 Nope. Just cost $80 to fill up yesterday* - Dilbert October 28, 2026, 09:28 But I got $3.50 back from Upside!* - Dilbert October 28, 2026, 09:34 *marked safe from Lock Ness monsters* * - Sammich October 28, 2026, 10:01 I need my Upside algorithm to fix itself. - BradUnderwoodforprez October 28, 2026, 09:52 AAA says about 50 cents * - ATL October 28, 2026, 09:04 Georgia gas prices have dropped, but that's because the Governor suspended... - shua October 28, 2026, 08:56 Absolutely not* - Carl Spackler October 28, 2026, 08:54 NC gas tax freeze accounts for $0.42 per gallon - TarheelIllini October 28, 2026, 08:57 Russia's Sean Hannity says Moscow will team with Trump to take the Nobel Peace Prize by force. - complainant October 28, 2026, 07:32 Sounds more like Russia’s Steven Colbert. - DT October 28, 2026, 07:47 Russia is basically if a short middle-aged fat dude on T in a lifted pickup truck was a country. * - doubledown October 28, 2026, 07:39 In terms of population and economy its Mexico with shit food and nukes * - ijustkrushalot October 28, 2026, 08:06 Well that endangers my Svalbard plans * - ATL October 28, 2026, 07:35 And my wife's Norseman plans. - tvillini October 28, 2026, 07:49 Solid closing argument from the GOP: bankruptcy and suicide is up, vote Trump - ATL October 28, 2026, 04:47 The Venn diagram of Trump supporters and people who send money to Televangelists is a circle. - doubledown October 28, 2026, 06:54 JD Vance under investigation in Brazil - complainant October 28, 2026, 00:58 Explains why Flavio has exiled himself here * - ATL October 28, 2026, 02:44 ooo - complainant October 28, 2026, 07:00 lol…phone glitched and here’s all I saw - ATL October 28, 2026, 00:04 Cockweiser* - Phytynlini October 28, 2026, 07:55 The best part is at the bottom of the screenshot * - ATL October 28, 2026, 08:43 he loves the meat - assassin October 27, 2026, 18:05 I fucking hate this timeline* - PapaDels October 27, 2026, 20:11 I don't know how historians will be able to fully capture the absurdity. * - Sounder October 27, 2026, 20:13 that clip and a couple of tweets should do it. - memyselfandillini October 28, 2026, 07:08 Seriously. He is the PRESIDENT of the United States. If you’re not embarrassed fuck you* - PapaDels October 27, 2026, 20:20 This hits home - Sounder October 28, 2026, 08:35 Sigh.* - PapaDels October 28, 2026, 13:24 and he sho' like the bone* - Sammich October 27, 2026, 18:46 Sadly Septuagenarians are the problem * - PapaDels October 27, 2026, 20:24 It’s becoming more and more apparent that he does. - DT October 27, 2026, 18:39 I think it's just another turd to throw at the wall to distract from everything else. - Warrin'_Illini October 27, 2026, 18:47 Nevermind. I have no idea how to read Kalshi on this.* - Carl Spackler October 27, 2026, 15:46 Ballon d'Or results not a good sign for American women's soccer - Potomac October 27, 2026, 14:18 Mbappe apologizes for accurately calling Mao a dictator * - Potomac October 27, 2026, 16:11 I believe the official party line is that he was only 30% a dictator - DT October 27, 2026, 16:25 the truth is only a defense in a court of law - Sammich October 27, 2026, 16:23 But he is a swinging dancer - timmer October 27, 2026, 16:19 Well known for his grand jete.* - DT October 27, 2026, 16:30 US youth soccer setup continues to suck* - CoronaTheirAss October 27, 2026, 15:30 Is there any chance that Trump has actually been to a Cheesecake Factory - Sounder October 27, 2026, 12:36 More importantly, does he think it’s an actual factory?* - timmer October 27, 2026, 12:39 I can just hear him now - Sounder October 27, 2026, 12:43 More importantly why is this getting more coverage than the 10,000 insane things Trump says daily?* - biclops October 27, 2026, 12:41 Because Democrats are held to a standard. - KingTalkyTiki October 27, 2026, 13:27 Vivek is finding out the FAFO way - Sounder October 27, 2026, 13:37 I saw something on twitter that indicated he was going after the "abusive parent (or grandparent)" - Warrin'_Illini October 27, 2026, 13:44 When Hillary called them a "basket of deplorables," he wasn't mad because she was wrong, - doubledown October 27, 2026, 13:51 She said half, and she was correct. - TarheelIllini October 27, 2026, 17:43 I’d think they’d be more upset at the swipe against Saddam - DT October 27, 2026, 13:35 It's a good thing that Obama killed Bin Laden - Sounder October 27, 2026, 13:39 They have no ideas, and the economy is terrible, so they are talking about men's asses - Sounder October 27, 2026, 12:47 Beefcake Factory* - PapaDels October 27, 2026, 13:47 They made Obama wearing a tan suit into a huge controversy.* - OB25 October 27, 2026, 12:43 Obama also played a mean trick on Trump, according to this flawlessly credible generative AI video. - complainant October 27, 2026, 12:57 Wherefore art thou, Flavio? - complainant October 27, 2026, 12:18 Fleeing prosecution (on a flight to the United States) - complainant October 27, 2026, 12:45 While it's true that Trump has a fat ass, I think it would be more appropriate to say - doubledown October 27, 2026, 11:53 I think “as far as it will go” is implied but not 100% on the convention* - memyselfandillini October 28, 2026, 07:13 Raygun is always on it. - KingTalkyTiki October 27, 2026, 13:49 I thought this was going to be about the Aussie breakdancing legend.* - Tortillini October 27, 2026, 14:00 same* - VIV October 27, 2026, 15:01 Fake & Gay! - complainant October 26, 2026, 21:32 Pretty sure there are members of congress who are gay and have a wife and children* - Quiz October 26, 2026, 22:13 ooo - complainant October 26, 2026, 22:45 Did Tim ever get married?* - ATL October 27, 2026, 01:35 Surprisingly, he actually did* - Sounder October 27, 2026, 10:39 Just look at the photos and you can see it's true love. - doubledown October 27, 2026, 10:49 The next press secretary, ladies and gentlemen * - TarheelIllini October 27, 2026, 11:17 I think it's pretty obvious that the next press secretary is going to be Nicki Minaj * - doubledown October 27, 2026, 11:19 Non-citizens taking jobs from Americans again.... - KingTalkyTiki October 27, 2026, 11:30 She should tour with Kanye* - Sounder October 27, 2026, 11:36 I truly cannot tell if they're being serious about that or not - Sounder October 27, 2026, 11:22 what a fucking world* - VIV October 27, 2026, 11:21 Clearly, this is a simulation, right? Right?* - Sounder October 27, 2026, 11:23 You all ARE the simulation. I'm not even sure why I post here. * - doubledown October 27, 2026, 11:28 Since he didn’t get the vp gig, odds are 50/50* - TarheelIllini October 27, 2026, 05:38 Pat McAfee climbs up on the cross, compares himself to Charlie Kirk - VIV October 26, 2026, 21:01 Knowing him only from the wrestling event I took my kid to…there’s a few more Charlie Kirk… - haighter October 27, 2026, 10:36 So in addition to having AI write his album, he didn't even bother noting the title it made up?* - RVA October 27, 2026, 09:56 This reminds me I forgot to give this a cursory listen* - Sounder October 27, 2026, 12:38 So even MAGA is mostly scared of white people?* - opey8 October 27, 2026, 08:50 Once again, lots of feelings from the fuck your feelings crowd* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 27, 2026, 08:11 It was always "fuck YOUR feelings." * - doubledown October 27, 2026, 08:12 Athletic article inside - Herman Blume October 27, 2026, 07:36 *makes a career making himself look like a jackass... - IlliniSax05 October 27, 2026, 07:02 When will this douchebags 15 minutes be up?* - PapaDels October 27, 2026, 06:51 If he got shot in the neck like CK it would become a meme too. Accurate comparison.* - Toonces October 26, 2026, 21:13 Yeah this is so insane that I’ve been wondering if he’s doing a bit. But I don’t think he is. - OB25 October 26, 2026, 21:08 i know he likes to play up the wrestling kayfabe as a heel but this doesn't feel like that - VIV October 27, 2026, 08:49 His whole persona is about being a badass who doesn't care what people think of him. - Warrin'_Illini October 27, 2026, 08:59 He’s getting mocked pretty broadly and it’s clearly wearing on him. - CWR10 October 27, 2026, 10:14 GameDay's ratings have never been better - bjl63 October 27, 2026, 10:31 Is that true? I thought everyone was bailing on all the Saturday pregame shows. - Warrin'_Illini October 27, 2026, 10:34 the audience in total is larger than it ever was - Sammich October 27, 2026, 10:37 Is that actually true or is it part of the reworking how they do ratings so everything is up?* - RVA October 27, 2026, 10:40 likely both* - Sammich October 27, 2026, 10:42 Ratings are definitely up. Douchey frat bros love McAfee* - bjl63 October 27, 2026, 10:35 Interesting. Strange that the same douches didn't tune in for the Barstool show as they got canned.* - Warrin'_Illini October 27, 2026, 10:43 Maybe even they realize Barstool shows add nothing to the world? - bjl63 October 27, 2026, 10:49 Whenever McAfee's not on the broadcast, all the other analysts should be asking where's McAfee* - RVA October 27, 2026, 10:29 he should cry into that $60M/yr. paycheck - IlliniSax05 October 27, 2026, 10:22 he's apparently blocked anyone on twitter who was critical of him in a semipopular tweet* - VIV October 27, 2026, 09:06 Surprise. RFK Jr. is a racist POS. - SurfTheBoneyard October 26, 2026, 20:41 Group that invented algebra doesn’t contribute anything to science * - ATL October 27, 2026, 01:34 Microsoft is going to lay off 60,000 employees (1/4 of their workforce). Bet they wish they - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 16:08 They are offering voluntary buyouts to 60k employees knowing about 3% to 5% will take it. - doubledown October 26, 2026, 16:12 The 20k of layoffs will happen after they get the takers on the buyouts* - IlliniRunner October 26, 2026, 16:27 Not misinformed, just early.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 16:19 This is an incredible commercial - Sounder October 26, 2026, 15:38 Also, that's not his ad* - reggiedunlop October 26, 2026, 21:18 Who wants to read David Frum's take? - complainant October 27, 2026, 01:14 Nobody.* - Sammich October 27, 2026, 08:14 I agree with Rachel Bitecofer. - complainant October 26, 2026, 21:16 heh, got the "for they/them" in there - Sammich October 26, 2026, 15:51 Such a stupid thing to add* - CoronaTheirAss October 26, 2026, 16:49 Gotta love Richarlison. - ATL October 26, 2026, 09:52 I know he has had mental issues… - SurfTheBoneyard October 26, 2026, 14:02 I feel like that’s par for the course for a Brazilian no. 9 of any quality - ATL October 27, 2026, 00:30 You know I don't speak Spanish* - Sammich October 26, 2026, 10:07 check yo brazilian stocks.* - Ari Gold October 26, 2026, 09:08 I may be a plebe, but why would I care about Brazilian stocks?* - VIV October 26, 2026, 13:02 Market getting a real waxing.* - DT October 26, 2026, 09:17 Just needs a little lift from the rear* - AintHatin October 26, 2026, 15:05 Soybeans down -. 23 overnight. - Tuscy October 26, 2026, 09:15 I'm sure they'll be another government welf...production check* - illini222 October 26, 2026, 13:58 They're already talking diesel subsidies. * - Tuscy October 26, 2026, 14:16 I guess the Amazon will have to be slashed and burned after the next election now.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 09:39 Anthropic files for IPO. Financials are blowing away by Bluesky finance follows. - Carl Spackler October 26, 2026, 08:20 They’ve raised like 140B and only spent 9? Lol* - gvibes October 26, 2026, 13:40 Wait, I think the nine is a burn number from operations. They also have ~130b liquid* - gvibes October 26, 2026, 13:46 They also have like $500 billion use it or lose it infrastructure contracts over the next 10 years - doubledown October 26, 2026, 14:03 Sure, they have to spend $3 for every $1 they earn, but they'll make it up on volume. - doubledown October 26, 2026, 08:37 They're at 19% adjusted operating margins now in the most recent quarter. - Carl Spackler October 26, 2026, 08:57 I see a lot of criticism about that being a truth that's essentially a lie with this business. - doubledown October 26, 2026, 09:07 DD, did you see the arrow on the graph? - memyselfandillini October 26, 2026, 14:43 By the time any reckoning comes around, they'll be so intertwined that they'll be considered too big - doubledown October 26, 2026, 14:53 lol.* - Ari Gold October 26, 2026, 09:10 Does that mean the financials are really good or really bad?* - DT October 26, 2026, 08:37 Really good* - Carl Spackler October 26, 2026, 08:54 Luzl, from the same guy - Tortillini October 26, 2026, 08:56 I’ll wait for double down and ATL to chime in* - CoronaTheirAss October 26, 2026, 08:21 I'll admit, I didn't have "Trump Train" ending up being dudes Trump wants to bang on my Bingo card. - doubledown October 26, 2026, 07:04 Attention seeker seeks attention at any means* - CWR10 October 26, 2026, 08:44 He's throwing everything he's got at the midterms. Just pandering to the gheys now.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 08:30 Google Roy Cohn* - Sounder October 26, 2026, 07:40 But not Juan Peron* - PapaDels October 26, 2026, 07:51 what is this, the rap section from "Vogue"? - Sammich October 26, 2026, 08:31 ooo - doubledown October 26, 2026, 07:50 View all; Collapse ^ Elephant vs. Honey Badger - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 22:44 No responses You think you have traffic? Yesterday I took a 60 mile Uber round trip. Trip out was 2.5 hours. - ATL November 2, 2026, 22:44 No responses So....Illini hoops or da Bears tonight?* - RSMBob November 2, 2026, 15:32 View all; 17 responses; TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 22:40 ⇥ YouTube tv multiview - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 22:40 No brainer. Hoops* - HeatMizer November 2, 2026, 18:52 Hoops; don’t care about the bears* - bbonb November 2, 2026, 18:28 Bears.* - VIV November 2, 2026, 18:23 Frankin it thanks to youtube tv multiview. (nm) - Waka November 2, 2026, 18:22 What channel are the Illini on? This game counts, yes?* - Toonces November 2, 2026, 17:47 BTN * - MC November 2, 2026, 17:48 I hope Fairly Ridiculous is ready to go to Pound Town.* - Toonces November 2, 2026, 18:04 I hope they check their lease, because they're livin in **** city* - VIV November 2, 2026, 18:24 ooo - IlliniSax05 November 2, 2026, 17:45 Either multiview or bears on tv, Illini on laptop * - MC November 2, 2026, 17:43 Both. * - harb November 2, 2026, 15:54 I'm a bad fan and not attending the basketball game so i can watch both* - illini21 November 2, 2026, 15:45 Illinois game should be over before much happens in Seattle. - ijustkrushalot November 2, 2026, 15:43 Both! We live in a golden age of streaming. ;-) - Kajagoogoo November 2, 2026, 15:42 ooo - biclops November 2, 2026, 15:39 Bears* - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 15:35 View all; Collapse ^ rumour on James Bond casting… - MC November 2, 2026, 17:47 View all; 9 responses; harb November 2, 2026, 20:37 ⇥ no one thought Craig was a good choice at the time. let's see what the kid's got* - VIV November 2, 2026, 18:20 Yeah and IMO Craig was best Bond of them all* - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 18:21 This, and not close* - UofIL6 November 2, 2026, 20:33 Best for me. But i respect people who put Connery as 1. I just loved the new tone - MC November 2, 2026, 20:16 yeah, i didn't grow up with the old bond movies. didn't see any of them until post college - VIV November 2, 2026, 20:24 Roger Moore was Bond when I saw my first one so I have a soft spot for him* - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 20:32 Same but Connery was definitely a better version. I really have a hard time ranking the Bonds as the - harb November 2, 2026, 20:37 if that happens I bet Dua Lipa gets a song. Or a part. Or both * - biclops November 2, 2026, 17:57 part of a song?* - torinese November 2, 2026, 18:01 View all; Collapse ^ Illinois Basketball: sounds like a home & home with TX is in the works - biclops October 1, 2026, 12:48 View all; 528 responses; OB25 November 2, 2026, 16:01 ⇥ trundling on hold - jdl November 2, 2026, 15:52 Uh oh, how is implode going to find Braggin Rights tickets?* - OB25 November 2, 2026, 16:01 Underwood interview with Barnhart discussing the team and upcoming season… - Waka November 2, 2026, 14:36 SI Mirk article - jdl November 2, 2026, 10:47 All this stuff is cool but it’s such a bummer that he’s not healthy.* - OB25 November 2, 2026, 10:53 Cinematic season intro - assassin November 1, 2026, 19:17 Before I die, win an NC in men’s bb!!!!!!! Let’s go!!!!* - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 08:53 may I be so cheeky as to ask when you’re going to die?* - bbonb November 2, 2026, 09:17 When we win a mbb NC* - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 10:40 Get hype! (nm) - Waka November 1, 2026, 22:28 I was afraid for a minute there that he was announcing he’s coming back* - Herman Blume November 1, 2026, 21:23 Don't get this response. Kylan is awesome. When he was healthy, he was locking people up. - JFG November 2, 2026, 06:54 Yep.....Kylan would be a huge net plus on this team in a specific role.* - Illiniphil November 2, 2026, 10:45 Love it. * - harb November 1, 2026, 19:34 I now have a ticket to the Duke game* - JeffFrank November 1, 2026, 17:52 I need to ask, what did you pay? - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 08:54 that’s great, little buddy. Would you like some more crushed ice or a blanket for your legs?* - bbonb November 2, 2026, 08:28 -38.5 tomorrow night - Blazer November 1, 2026, 15:18 BU pre-Fairleigh Dickinson Press Conference Recap (longish) - JFG November 1, 2026, 14:23 When it rains it pours: Mirk had an emergency appendectomy last night - illini21 November 1, 2026, 12:23 More time for the foot to heal I guess - jdl November 1, 2026, 14:24 I’m going to set my expectations that he won’t be back - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 13:49 ffs* - Ron McDon November 1, 2026, 13:20 oooof. Dr. Google says full recovery to vigorous exercise is 4-6 weeks - Blazer November 1, 2026, 12:49 Damn I was not expecting that. Brutal.* - OB25 November 1, 2026, 13:02 Embiid appeared in a game 17 days after last year - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 13:12 My doc said I couldn’t life over like 10 pound for like six weeks. But mine ruptured * - gvibes November 1, 2026, 13:53 fortunately, a basketball only weighs about 1.25 lbs* - bbonb November 2, 2026, 08:23 Also guessing not a top end athlete in your 20s :)* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 1, 2026, 14:19 In his first year with the Sox Adam Dunn came back in about a week - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 13:50 RJ Melendez had emergency appendectomy in 2022 and missed 2 weeks - Ron McDon November 1, 2026, 13:32 Yeah, I’m guessing it won’t extend his initial return much if at all. It likely will set back - DocWalk20 November 1, 2026, 13:35 The good news is the two December conference games are easy - Blazer November 1, 2026, 13:07 Based on nothing, before this news I thought he’d return Black Friday* - Mrap24 November 1, 2026, 12:35 Scumbag Will Wade killing it. - gullit October 31, 2026, 18:46 He has more experience with today's free for all system than most.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 31, 2026, 21:02 Strong assed offers. (nm) - Waka November 1, 2026, 01:27 Jon Husted to LSU* - illini222 November 1, 2026, 15:20 Sidejack—randomly met a guy at work who played for Lou at NMSU - DT October 30, 2026, 12:59 But did he mow his own lawn?* - OB25 October 30, 2026, 13:56 That makes me smile* - Blazer October 30, 2026, 13:32 I bought Lou’s book after he left Champaign. I sent it to him at NMSU. - bbonb October 30, 2026, 13:06 I was in 4th grade in '89 - Blazer October 30, 2026, 13:39 It wasn't BT Washington elementary was it? - ECEIllinois October 30, 2026, 21:34 Yep! That was exactly it* - Blazer October 30, 2026, 22:41 I must've been in 3rd grade at Washington at the time* - ECEIllinois October 30, 2026, 23:24 First time I can remember 3 Illini in 1 NBA game tonight... Ayo, TJ, and KW in same game. - uofi1998 October 30, 2026, 10:35 I assume first time ever 3 Illini scored in double figures in the same NBA game* - Herman Blume October 30, 2026, 23:22 pretty cool - ECEIllinois October 30, 2026, 21:30 Wolves pick up Shannon's option - assassin October 30, 2026, 15:28 so, now you made me look it up - bbonb October 30, 2026, 12:33 Thanks for climbing into my nightmare* - uofi1998 October 30, 2026, 12:43 *snik* So scary in here* - bbonb October 30, 2026, 13:02 There was a brief period Dee, Deron, and Roger were all on the same team* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 30, 2026, 10:38 I mean *playing*... but yeah, fair point* - uofi1998 October 30, 2026, 10:39 I meant playing too. There was a brief period they all played* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 30, 2026, 10:41 Here's one example - CanHartlebHireSnider October 30, 2026, 10:44 Yes, technically correct they all played - Blazer October 30, 2026, 13:40 I solely mentioned Utah because I thought 3 on one team was fun - CanHartlebHireSnider October 30, 2026, 14:43 Yeah, I think that's a better example - Blazer October 30, 2026, 19:24 Amazing to me that DW5 career was over by age 32. Numbers don’t look that bad * - MC October 30, 2026, 13:22 Sencire Harris leaves EMU baskeball team to seek professional opportunities - aimlessillini October 30, 2026, 08:45 He was 13-41 from 3 at Illinois, 12-86 after he left* - illini222 October 30, 2026, 11:43 Something nobody mentions whenever the annual "Fletch makes our players worse shooters" narrative - Blazer October 30, 2026, 13:43 There’s some real actual data that makes it hard to rule out something going on - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 00:07 4% isn't meanginful at all when you consider all of the mitigating factors and context - Blazer October 31, 2026, 20:47 4% for the entire team is incredibly meaningful. It's 2 standard deviations. In statistics that - meanjeans November 2, 2026, 09:04 Yes, 4% for the team is meaningful. But the chart you posted and your argument - Blazer November 2, 2026, 15:51 Probably a smart move. - Sammich October 30, 2026, 09:12 Keaton Wagler with season and team high 21 pt's off the bench for the Clippers - RSMBob October 29, 2026, 17:49 Realllllly struggling from 2 early on. At 20% FG on 2s. Getting to the line a ton, though* - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 17:57 Booze Cruise's FG% is still below 30%. I think he and Keaton will both be fine though.* - Warrin'_Illini October 30, 2026, 11:27 Nope, up to 32% now. Grizz are 5-0, btw.* - Warrin'_Illini October 30, 2026, 11:50 Holy crap* - illini21 October 30, 2026, 09:14 Turnover machine too--12 through 4 games* - Blazer October 29, 2026, 18:34 Kinda wild that his FTs lift his TS% to .581.* - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 18:38 Brady Pettigrew just got himself a Duke offer* - OB25 October 29, 2026, 16:14 Going to be really disappointed if we don't land him* - illini21 October 30, 2026, 12:00 When's the last time Dook offered a 5 star from the Chi area? - illinilosch October 30, 2026, 12:37 Watching the highlights on youtube... - Sammich October 29, 2026, 10:42 Mirk is one of a kind - CWR10 October 28, 2026, 20:59 It's apparently AI. *shrug* - Kajagoogoo October 29, 2026, 09:42 Picking up where Trollman Hawkins left off * - jdl October 28, 2026, 21:16 Morillo has not looked great tonight* - Blazer October 28, 2026, 20:48 He’s not what I expected so far. - CWR10 October 29, 2026, 07:38 led the team in rebounding!* - assassin October 28, 2026, 22:30 I find it interesting that the freshmen are 8/12 from 3... the rest are only 5/16* - Wotcher October 28, 2026, 20:22 Impressed by the Rebound/Assist numbers by the freshman guards* - shua October 28, 2026, 20:33 If I can channel my inner Trump - Landon Davis is pretty jacked for a true freshman.* - OB25 October 28, 2026, 20:20 With a 7’3” wingspan or something like that.* - Carl Spackler October 28, 2026, 20:47 Was that Darius sitting next to BP3?* - Blazer October 28, 2026, 20:15 Was gonna post Robo Kreps isn’t walking through that door - Blazer October 28, 2026, 20:13 I choose to be Zavier Zens’ number 1 fan* - Stu October 28, 2026, 20:11 The Zen of Zavier * - jdl October 28, 2026, 20:14 ZZ on top* - Stu October 28, 2026, 20:19 Williams with 9 points in 5 minutes. If he played all 40 he’d score 72. - biclops October 28, 2026, 20:00 Who knows where UIC ends up - Blazer October 28, 2026, 19:58 I saw on X somewhere they are missing some guys tonight - jdl October 28, 2026, 20:04 Games like this make you realize Jakstys would be like 1st team MVC* - John Coctostan October 28, 2026, 19:54 Nice board and outlet by Vaaks. * - DocWalk20 October 28, 2026, 19:33 The over his shoulder court length pass to Jake was a wow moment* - Blazer October 28, 2026, 19:53 Love all the freshman minutes.* - Ron McDon October 28, 2026, 19:28 This is going to turn out to be an outstanding recruiting class, isn't it??* - Wotcher October 28, 2026, 19:34 Hopefully a couple of them stay around - jdl October 28, 2026, 19:36 Coleman and Brown will obviously have major minutes - Blazer October 28, 2026, 19:55 Someone will take over the Jake Davis role next year - jdl October 28, 2026, 20:06 They'll be minutes to be had next year unless a Champaign County judge - illini222 October 28, 2026, 19:38 Dre doesn't need a ruling - jdl October 28, 2026, 19:43 All probably correct, the freshman do look good in spurts* - illini222 October 28, 2026, 19:49 I don’t think any of our guys would need a judge, would they? - OB25 October 28, 2026, 19:40 Who knows? Seems like anyone this year just goes to Judge Anita Ruling - illini222 October 28, 2026, 19:48 Yeah but by NCAA rules Andrej has another year. He doesn’t need a ruling.* - OB25 October 28, 2026, 19:53 Yup, bad example by me. * - illini222 October 28, 2026, 19:59 Coleman is so impressive. I already expect every shot of his to go in.* - OB25 October 28, 2026, 19:15 The absolute worst thing about B1G+ games is... - Wotcher October 28, 2026, 19:08 We barely have enough scholarship players and he still won’t start Vaaks. Weird stuff* - OB25 October 28, 2026, 19:02 Some day you'll figure it out. * - illinijohn October 28, 2026, 21:39 He’s anti-vaaks* - CWR10 October 28, 2026, 19:24 I’ve got good money Vaaks starts next week - Blazer October 28, 2026, 19:06 My other theory is that when Underwood find something he likes, he tries to repeat it - OB25 October 28, 2026, 19:11 Very possible, and I’ll eat crow if I’m wrong about this - Blazer October 28, 2026, 19:50 I think Vaaks is still adjusting - jdl October 28, 2026, 19:21 True, though unlike Dre, Vaaks can still space the floor as a shooter without the ball in his hands* - Blazer October 28, 2026, 19:51 I’ll take the other side of that bet.* - Carl Spackler October 28, 2026, 19:08 Lincoln Williams is healthy enough to start tonight* - assassin October 28, 2026, 18:53 and in the locker room now* - illini222 October 28, 2026, 19:27 back on bench* - illini222 October 28, 2026, 19:37 tinfoil hat theory on Mirkovic - biclops October 28, 2026, 18:51 Seems like good news on the possible concussion front - jdl October 28, 2026, 16:58 Completely absurd - a Baton Rouge judge has now made RJ Luis eligible again.* - OB25 October 28, 2026, 16:09 “Duke and UConn are the clear 2 best teams” takes are all over my Twitter. - OB25 October 28, 2026, 12:14 Watching Uconn v Purdue - Stu October 27, 2026, 18:41 Is Purdue actually gonna be bad this year?* - AintHatin October 28, 2026, 12:41 No matter what the roster is, Purdue and Wisconsin should be an assumed top 6 finish… - OB25 October 28, 2026, 14:51 I’ll take both 100x out of 100 - bjl63 October 28, 2026, 16:13 They looked like an 8-9 B1G team* - Stu October 28, 2026, 13:26 Ant Edwards out for two months. - tvillini October 27, 2026, 18:01 Shannon has been playing some good minutes too* - biclops October 27, 2026, 18:23 I feel like everyone just slides up a slot. - tvillini October 27, 2026, 18:34 Get the procedure done now, big man. They have depth to absorb it.* - Warrin'_Illini October 27, 2026, 18:10 Lincoln Williams fell and injured himself at practice. Do we have to do this EVERY year?* - OB25 October 27, 2026, 12:20 WARM TAKE: I actually think we’ve been a very, very lucky hoops team in terms of injury over time.* - Carl Spackler October 27, 2026, 12:32 Athletic article from CJ Moore on the Illini offense - jdl October 27, 2026, 07:38 Dots - OB25 October 27, 2026, 09:44 "“If they do what I think they can do,” Carpenter said, “it’ll change the way college basketball - assassin October 27, 2026, 12:04 Awesome read, thanks for sharing* - Herman Blume October 27, 2026, 08:23 Stojakovic in concussion protocol and Z with ‘whiplash’ conditions. Neither playing last exhibition - OB25 October 26, 2026, 19:42 More 4K goodness for YTTV - jdl October 24, 2026, 11:14 I turned it off with 9 minutes left. Couldn’t stomach watching that defense any longer. - opossum jenkins October 24, 2026, 05:30 2nd half defense was much better-only gave up 32 points, Baylor was 0-7 from 3 - illini222 October 24, 2026, 09:14 Definitely was intrigued by the traps - Blazer October 24, 2026, 13:34 I think my biggest concern is transition d. Especially with playing fast. We’ve learned quickly - John Coctostan October 24, 2026, 13:49 I don’t think any of this is disastrous or a true doom and gloom scenario, but I have to say… - OB25 October 23, 2026, 22:18 You go to one concert with shua and all hell breaks loose * - ATL October 23, 2026, 21:57 Brad says “no clue” on any of the injuries, so I guess we’ll be left waiting indefinitely on that* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 21:41 No setback for Mirk - jdl October 23, 2026, 21:56 The quote I saw said “quite awhile without Mirk”* - OWWDig October 23, 2026, 21:56 Nit, but he just said “for a while.”* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 21:57 Yea…the more I looked the more variations I saw. Awhile….a little while…. - OWWDig October 23, 2026, 21:59 Almost a full month to Duke. Maybe costs us a game at TT but hopefully no more than that* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 22:01 Sounds like Z was also a head injury. So maybe dueling concussions for him and Andrej* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 21:54 Also, while Ethan Brown definitely seems like he’ll earn some rotation minutes - Blazer October 23, 2026, 21:40 Katz keeps calling Tomi... - jdl October 23, 2026, 21:15 3.5 weeks to the first real game (Texas Tech) - Blazer October 23, 2026, 21:13 I can give real world feedback on a Jones fracture, seeing as how I just had one Monday night. - Illiniphil October 23, 2026, 22:03 Vague posting which I know is annoying, but rumor elsewhere is reasonably positive. - OB25 October 23, 2026, 21:25 Saw that speculation as well* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 21:26 Quite the halftime splits for Baylor * - biclops October 23, 2026, 21:11 All frosh lineup now* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:53 Good job Tracy Morgan* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:49 Tomi is at least back on the bench* - Ron McDon October 23, 2026, 20:47 ooo - jdl October 23, 2026, 20:48 Tomi is back on bench* - illini222 October 23, 2026, 20:47 Ok, enough please call the game. No more* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:40 Oh my god. END THIS GAME* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 20:39 I’ve never seen anything like this* - Ron McDon October 23, 2026, 20:38 Tomi can’t throw it in the ocean tonight* - DocWalk20 October 23, 2026, 20:37 And now he’s hurt too. Ugh.* - DocWalk20 October 23, 2026, 20:38 I can’t get over how fluid Coleman is athletically - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:33 lol, easy now* - HeatMizer October 23, 2026, 21:03 WTF is happening* - opossum jenkins October 23, 2026, 20:32 This game is becoming not worth what we’re getting out of it. Stojakovic now will miss games - OB25 October 23, 2026, 20:29 Two weeks should be plenty for a concussion - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:32 Big Z also looks to be in the locker room after his injury.* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 20:31 All 3 are not on the bench* - illini222 October 23, 2026, 20:44 High knees gonna high knees* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:26 Exhibition or not, High Knees is gonna get his* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 20:26 Jinx* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:27 I could do without having to see High Knees this early in the year.* - DocWalk20 October 23, 2026, 20:25 Better effort this half, but man this is ugly basketball both ways* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:24 Random memory - remember when we did exhibitions against that random semi-pro(?) team? - OB25 October 23, 2026, 20:19 NBC Thunder! - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:25 Q’s lateral quickness is unreal* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 20:12 Is 63 points at halftime a lot?* - biclops October 23, 2026, 19:51 Obviously the rotation is going to tighten up and Mirk will be back at some point, but woof* - OWWDig October 23, 2026, 19:55 The ball went through the hoop at 41.5 - Nobster October 23, 2026, 19:50 90% of this is bad but Coleman is a legit star. He looks incredible* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 19:46 I’m guessing that Underwood is secretly loving this. - OB25 October 23, 2026, 19:41 You flip flopper! This sounds like you’re actually excited about watching this game. - Nobster October 23, 2026, 19:43 Yep* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 19:42 60% from 3 seems unsustainable. - tvillini October 23, 2026, 19:40 Down to 58.8%!* - Ron McDon October 23, 2026, 19:46 Tomi and Z with nothing on the boards is mildly concerning - Blazer October 23, 2026, 19:33 I just don’t think they give a shit. Which I want to be mad about that, but I’m not. - OB25 October 23, 2026, 19:39 looks like we both wasted 13 dollars* - Nobster October 23, 2026, 19:41 Morillo confidently stepping into a 3. That’s what he needs to show in order to play* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 19:27 Hopefully none of the teams on our schedule have guards * - biclops October 23, 2026, 19:24 So based on this and the Cincinnati game - Blazer October 23, 2026, 19:21 Mirk setback, Stojakovic slams head, Coleman lands awkwardly. I think I’m good on this for tonight, - OB25 October 23, 2026, 19:17 Baylor guy with a career high in the works * - jdl October 23, 2026, 19:21 lol guy has 19 points with 8 mins to go in the first half. Last yrs avg: 10.6* - Ron McDon October 23, 2026, 19:31 That tracks* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 19:32 Rebounding so far has been an issue* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 19:17 I assume there's no running box score/gametracker anywhere bc it's exhibition?* - OWWDig October 23, 2026, 19:13 ooo - jdl October 23, 2026, 19:14 Thank you* - OWWDig October 23, 2026, 19:15 I like Coleman game* - Blazer October 23, 2026, 19:12 Brown starting over Vaaks again now feels like a real statement being made. - OB25 October 23, 2026, 19:11 Coleman is pretty good * - jdl October 23, 2026, 19:10 High knees reffing tonight * - biclops October 23, 2026, 18:28 Based on a Werner tweet, Mirk is in a boot again with a foot scooter* - Mrap24 October 23, 2026, 17:18 Boot-scootin’?!* - Sammich October 23, 2026, 18:52 here's the tweet - Orangeillini October 23, 2026, 18:14 This is an unwelcome development * - OWWDig October 23, 2026, 18:13 Wtf* - John Coctostan October 23, 2026, 17:31 Dale Brown = Ed Martin* - assassin October 23, 2026, 12:30 Is BIG+ by the calendar month or by the number of days?* - voiceofreason October 22, 2026, 22:41 Number of days - just got a 1 month yesterday - will cover all 3 games * - aimlessillini October 23, 2026, 09:18 But not the 12/29 game against Seattle U. #cuss* - DocWalk20 October 23, 2026, 12:44 Katz and LaTulip doing an "alt cast" for tomorrow's exhibition vs Baylor * - jdl October 22, 2026, 20:41 I’ve never watched a game on B10+. If I hop on after the game has started, - Philo October 23, 2026, 16:02 My recollection is that you can either watch live, or restart from the beginning - Blazer October 23, 2026, 16:36 If you restart from beginning though, it’s been buggy for me. Randomly jumped to live* - John Coctostan October 23, 2026, 17:32 Is this on BTN+ or somewhere else?* - biclops October 23, 2026, 08:16 per the Illini app it is on BTN+ - IlliniSax05 October 23, 2026, 10:37 The stream, yes. The question is in regards to the Katz / LaTulip alt cast* - Dilbert October 23, 2026, 10:52 Though Katz's X post seems to state BTN+ too* - Dilbert October 23, 2026, 10:57 Correct * - jdl October 23, 2026, 13:36 Look at all the posts that could have been prevented if you would have provided a link* - biclops October 23, 2026, 18:22 I did - jdl October 23, 2026, 18:49 So we still watch that game on B1G+, but can listen to Katz/Latulip, instead of the usual student - Blazer October 23, 2026, 15:30 Tough break for the student crew if true, heh* - OB25 October 23, 2026, 15:35 Trundled - jdl October 22, 2026, 07:33 It’s so perfectly Mizzou that TB still renders like that* - opossum jenkins October 22, 2026, 15:48 They just landed former Chicago prep G Cleveland as well. Seems they have plenty of NIL $$* - UofIL6 October 22, 2026, 13:15 They brought in a top 5 player, a top 25 player, a top 100 player, and they’re wringing their hands - biclops October 22, 2026, 08:20 I hope Crowe ends up being a chucker that is hated by his teammates * - John Coctostan October 22, 2026, 11:41 Heh - jdl October 22, 2026, 16:37 I appreciate what he’s doing but I really question how you can model incoming HS player production* - OB25 October 22, 2026, 17:03 nm * - jdl October 22, 2026, 16:39 He’s going to average 15ppg on 38% shooting and transfer. Book it* - CWR10 October 22, 2026, 11:51 He's an elite scorer and likely their best player. - illinilosch October 22, 2026, 12:13 I’m banking on two things - CWR10 October 22, 2026, 12:31 but...he started in our exhibition game - IlliniSax05 October 22, 2026, 08:26 Latulip was really high on him on the Wernerpod. Sounded like he thought he'd absolutely be in the - ATL October 22, 2026, 12:40 Bob Huggins diagnosed with dementia * - TarheelIllini October 21, 2026, 20:47 Mirkovic an AP preseason All American - biclops October 21, 2026, 13:46 Wearing our big boy pants - jdl October 21, 2026, 12:09 Trotter said today we (IL) spends more on BB than FB - biclops October 22, 2026, 12:34 That's been the rumor - jdl October 22, 2026, 16:46 I have mixed feelings on this one. On one hand: good because we play the same game - voiceofreason October 22, 2026, 13:08 warms the cockles of my heart - ATL October 21, 2026, 12:17 I bet you like the color orange.* - Warrin'_Illini October 21, 2026, 12:44 I do! - ATL October 21, 2026, 13:15 Interesting stuff. But even though they try to acknowledge this skepticism in the article… - OB25 October 21, 2026, 12:17 Good Meyers Leonard article in The Athletic today - jfinsocal October 21, 2026, 11:32 for biclops - assassin October 21, 2026, 12:15 This has been a nightmare morning for biclops across several different threads* - OB25 October 21, 2026, 12:18 Got an orange krush experience ticket for Purdue game* - JeffFrank October 20, 2026, 18:26 looked at it, but max was 2 seats, and i would need to bring both of my kids* - Gene Parmesan October 20, 2026, 22:06 And that 'experience' is, what? Paying extra for sh!tty seats? * - illinijohn October 20, 2026, 21:53 you're already used to being on your phone all game, herp a derpppppppppp* - assassin October 20, 2026, 18:40 Duke might be kind of a lot* - biclops October 20, 2026, 18:16 Indeed, though also hoping Tennessee is massively overrated - Blazer October 21, 2026, 01:06 BTN+ ratings get a big boost with UConn v MSU * - jdl October 20, 2026, 18:25 UConn pretty firmly handles MSU at Breslin without Braylon Mullins.* - OB25 October 20, 2026, 20:22 SEC has drawn the line with RJ Luis. He won’t be eligible and LSU is moving on* - OB25 October 20, 2026, 15:04 But they got Salou Niang! - jdl October 20, 2026, 15:27 #3 in AP Preseason Poll (2 First Place Votes) * - aimlessillini October 19, 2026, 11:09 is anyone else having trouble with what to do with their hands? i hope to see you all in detroit* - Nobster October 19, 2026, 17:39 Already have a hotel booked * - aimlessillini October 20, 2026, 13:44 Seemingly our most complete team I can 'member.* - Warrin'_Illini October 20, 2026, 10:38 The '89 team was pretty complete and beat Cincinnati 105-96 in the preseason. - ibdoc October 20, 2026, 10:46 Beat Cincinnati in the preseason?* - Philo October 20, 2026, 10:57 My bad. I looked it up and that came up. No preseason, just abused #19 Florida - ibdoc October 20, 2026, 12:00 And are you really Philo or just one of the hundreds from there that go by Philo?* - ibdoc October 20, 2026, 12:01 I remember being concerned as a kid that Jens Kujawa was gone. - uofi1998 October 20, 2026, 10:47 Really is... like, there was always a feeling the '05 team could get beaten by size... - uofi1998 October 20, 2026, 10:40 2001 was really well balanced. And 02 for that matter—someone (SI?) had them #1 preseason * - DT October 21, 2026, 04:53 I dunno, we probably have the same "issues" weve had in recent years - apusikam October 20, 2026, 10:49 The only thing that could derail this team is defense and injuries. - JFG October 20, 2026, 10:39 Yeah, I’m way too into this way too early. Certainly going to have to call a Dr* - voiceofreason October 19, 2026, 19:25 Let’s gooooooo.* - voiceofreason October 19, 2026, 16:25 Love it * - MC October 19, 2026, 14:29 Trey Kaufmann Renn to Kansas. What a joke. - OB25 October 19, 2026, 09:48 He plays like an overgrown child on the court and his decision making follows suit - OrangeSox October 20, 2026, 10:48 Players like him, Mark Mitchell for Mizzou, etc. are a total joke. Not sure what anyone can do - UofIL6 October 19, 2026, 17:13 Is there any chance this results in Fletcher Loyer returning to Purdue this season? - meanjeans October 19, 2026, 14:45 To his credit he seems to be still focusing on sticking professionally.* - OB25 October 19, 2026, 14:51 And Painter has already said he’s focused on the players he has on the roster and the promises he - DocWalk20 October 19, 2026, 15:45 I hope KU fans are prepared to be disappointed* - bjl63 October 19, 2026, 11:31 Seems like they’ve been pretty well prepared….* - memyselfandillini October 20, 2026, 22:04 Curious to know what college "classes" TKR will be taking at KU? - illinilosch October 19, 2026, 11:14 Guessing thats a pissing match we don’t want anymore - ab75 October 19, 2026, 16:59 has he been enrolled this whole time? - assassin October 19, 2026, 11:37 I mean it’s Kansas they probably just passed out the syllabus last week* - Herman Blume October 19, 2026, 15:29 He should be attending his northwestern mutual training classes right now* - biclops October 19, 2026, 10:10 So what is his argument?* - Taz October 19, 2026, 09:59 he argued that had the current 5 for 5 rule been in place when he played he wouldn't have redshirted - IlliniSax05 October 19, 2026, 10:09 I’m going to find a judge who will force Apple to sell me stock at 1995 prices - biclops October 19, 2026, 10:12 they've been limiting your earning potential for decades!* - Sammich October 19, 2026, 10:15 from what I can gather, it's that he only got 4-in-5 - Sammich October 19, 2026, 10:08 Trey Kaufman-Renn signs with Kansas* - illini81887 October 19, 2026, 09:47 Baylor beat Florida in an exhibition - biclops October 18, 2026, 16:04 Indiana beat UNC by 18* - assassin October 18, 2026, 18:13 Illinois State beat Northwestern - tvillini October 18, 2026, 20:49 Chris Collins should’ve left.* - bjl63 October 19, 2026, 08:47 .dot. - Waka October 19, 2026, 00:52 All five starters playing that much is a big surprise * - ATL October 18, 2026, 17:55 Wanna see Trent break a guy’s ankles? - ATL October 18, 2026, 14:57 that’s Ca$h.* - memyselfandillini October 18, 2026, 21:13 YouTube fed me this, I’m 10 minutes in and I like the cut of this Chad Brendel’s jib - OB25 October 17, 2026, 23:38 I’m certainly now a lot more knowledgeable about galactic fried chicken * - biclops October 18, 2026, 08:04 It’s just across the bridge. Easy access.* - ATL October 18, 2026, 14:57 10 minutes? His opening sentence!* - assassin October 17, 2026, 23:46 That’s what I loved. The other two guys just having to sit there with no chance to speak. - OB25 October 17, 2026, 23:52 looks like we'll be getting a nice feature in the Athletic soon - assassin October 17, 2026, 20:52 We’ve got CJ Moore and Sam Vecenie in our back pocket. They can’t get enough of us.* - OB25 October 17, 2026, 22:31 105-96 final * - jdl October 17, 2026, 17:57 double* - biclops October 17, 2026, 22:49 Cincinnati’s coach is very complimentary about our offense - biclops October 17, 2026, 22:49 Highlights - biclops October 17, 2026, 20:08 Liked the attacking the lane* - Potomac October 18, 2026, 06:34 Damn does Coleman look smooth* - gvibes October 17, 2026, 23:56 Offense is going to be a wagon again this year.* - voiceofreason October 17, 2026, 22:42 The release by Brown on that corner three. Whew* - CWR10 October 17, 2026, 21:28 Coleman & Stojakovic - biclops October 17, 2026, 19:47 9 feels like what the line would’ve been?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 17, 2026, 18:36 Underwood postgame - biclops October 17, 2026, 18:31 The quality is ass. Maybe wait for one of the beat guys to upload their version* - biclops October 17, 2026, 18:37 ooo - biclops October 17, 2026, 18:56 42% from 3 will work* - illini222 October 17, 2026, 18:29 We scored 105 :) We gave up 96 :( - biclops October 17, 2026, 18:10 I’m willing to overreact to a lot of things, as my track record here has proven. - OB25 October 17, 2026, 20:02 we played everyone and didn't scout. a true exhibition game* - assassin October 17, 2026, 20:17 90 minutes from freshman. That will be the highest of the season no doubt* - ilinni11 October 18, 2026, 16:35 Yep! - Blazer October 17, 2026, 18:29 Using Schlereth as the photo for that "story" is absolutely perfect - IlliniSax05 October 17, 2026, 18:14 Coleman 14 plus 7 boards and 8 assists* - Potomac October 17, 2026, 18:05 That’s a sexy stat line* - shua October 17, 2026, 19:12 Us or them * - aimlessillini October 17, 2026, 18:01 good guys* - LeatherneckIllini October 17, 2026, 18:02 Us* - Mrap24 October 17, 2026, 18:02 seems like brad is searching for which fr other than coleman might join end of rotation* - LeatherneckIllini October 17, 2026, 16:32 It's a exhibition game, he's going to play everyone - jdl October 17, 2026, 16:40 Some things don't change, lol: one of their guys got 31* - Potomac October 17, 2026, 17:57 A guard, even* - biclops October 17, 2026, 18:19 he and landon davis seem to be playing well.* - LeatherneckIllini October 17, 2026, 16:52 Liberally subbing all half* - OWWDig October 17, 2026, 16:51 Surprised Brown got 14 minutes* - Potomac October 17, 2026, 16:52 I’m convinced he’s going to be forced to play Brown to cut back on TOs - ilinni11 October 18, 2026, 16:25 Audio here - jdl October 17, 2026, 16:02 Tomi 2-2 from 3 * - jdl October 17, 2026, 16:01 Ethan Brown starting over Vaaks. - Carl Spackler October 17, 2026, 15:57 Um. - illinilosch October 17, 2026, 16:02 Vaaks in so he’s playing.* - Carl Spackler October 17, 2026, 16:11 couple minutes of practice highlights here - assassin October 16, 2026, 19:06 The Quentin Coleman show* - CWR10 October 16, 2026, 19:53 Imagine being one of these loser schools hanging their hopes on a TRO* - CWR10 October 16, 2026, 16:56 also what the fuck is Mike Dewine doing? - assassin October 16, 2026, 17:06 Jake Davis rolled an ankle - jdl October 16, 2026, 11:52 somehow, Wisconsin has a freshman ruled academically ineligible - assassin October 16, 2026, 11:49 In the year 2026? Seems impossible * - biclops October 16, 2026, 16:16 His dad is a Fender?* - ATL October 16, 2026, 15:07 Sports Illustrated Mirkovic profile - biclops October 15, 2026, 18:05 is Mirk wearing lipstick* - Herman Blume October 15, 2026, 23:00 I could see him in a girl K-Pop band* - bbonb October 16, 2026, 14:03 Per a SnapChat Video that Sleepers found - Mirk is both practicing and dunking * - aimlessillini October 15, 2026, 16:45 Was flubber involved?* - biclops October 15, 2026, 17:28 Link - aimlessillini October 15, 2026, 17:30 CBS has Mirkovic on their preseason AA list - biclops October 14, 2026, 15:51 I'm no Roughy, but here's 6,500 words on Illini hoops - LWillhite October 13, 2026, 12:28 Really great! Thanks for sharing! (nm) - Waka October 15, 2026, 16:39 really enjoyed reading that. Thanks for sharing* - ECEIllinois October 14, 2026, 20:00 Great stuff. Thanks!* - DT October 14, 2026, 19:45 your Andrej blurb has a typo - assassin October 14, 2026, 18:40 Also has Mirk listed as a FR. Awesome read, btw* - Herman Blume October 15, 2026, 06:48 Deftly written. I appreciated that. Thank you.* - cpsteine October 14, 2026, 18:21 That’s fantastic! Thank you!* - LeatherneckIllini October 14, 2026, 16:52 whoa* - reggiedunlop October 14, 2026, 15:51 Thoroughly enjoyed that! Thanks for sharing! * - Tuscy October 14, 2026, 15:44 amazing stuff thank you * - biclops October 14, 2026, 15:41 Sam Vecenie has Quentin Coleman #7 in his latest mock draft - OB25 October 12, 2026, 16:54 and is also all in on the Mirk train - assassin October 12, 2026, 16:57 Mentioned Ethan Brown too. The coaches must be incredibly high on this team to be feeding national - John Coctostan October 12, 2026, 17:27 (though as a 5 year college player. which is fine!) * - assassin October 12, 2026, 18:27 I have a ticket for the Illinois game at Oregon* - Sounder October 12, 2026, 13:30 I'm thinking hard about doing an Oregon/Washington trip. Any thoughts - ijustkrushalot October 12, 2026, 13:49 It's not really "on the way" but my answer is always Cannon Beach - Sounder October 13, 2026, 12:01 Portland (Oregon, not Maine) is between Seattle and Eugene. You could explore - ATL October 12, 2026, 13:53 Evan Miya’s model really likes Illinois - biclops October 12, 2026, 12:19 Is this really another 89, 05 going into the season? Where we *know* we are this good? - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 12:26 On paper, the offense is an absolutely perfect puzzle - Blazer October 12, 2026, 13:52 Missing an experienced back up PG.* - gullit October 12, 2026, 13:06 We haven't had a traditional PG for years - Blazer October 12, 2026, 13:54 I wonder what that market even looks like these days - biclops October 12, 2026, 13:50 Feels like a lot of assumptions... - Tuscy October 12, 2026, 12:49 Coleman is not Keaton - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:59 Yeah, that's better. - Tuscy October 12, 2026, 13:27 And I'm Batman* - ATL October 12, 2026, 13:02 don't forget Tomi* - assassin October 12, 2026, 12:58 I think we’re going to be awesome but also think we lose our first 3 real games… - OB25 October 12, 2026, 12:40 We have to beat UConn. - CanHartlebHireSnider October 12, 2026, 13:08 Obvious adjustment this season will be Mirk's availability - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:43 Yeah can definitely see a “in hindsight we were asking him to do much” quote from Brad - OB25 October 12, 2026, 12:55 For sure - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:30 I mean... I get it... but... just feels a little off to me for some reason.* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 12:43 I think Keaton's season cast a huge shadow on how good Mirk's season was. - ATL October 12, 2026, 13:04 Maybe we have too much balance? - jdl October 12, 2026, 12:45 I’m curious if Andrej was 100% last year. If he can find a bit of a three point shot, - Waka October 12, 2026, 13:46 Preseason kenpom is out! - Blazer October 11, 2026, 14:54 kenpom thoughts - jdl October 12, 2026, 14:29 Tovik has us at 8, Evan Miyakawa at 3 - ATL October 11, 2026, 17:05 Closer to #15 Virginia than #1 Duke in net rating* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 11, 2026, 15:11 Podz got a 5/$110 from the Warriors* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 11:14 This makes zero sense to me in the world of the 2nd apron.* - uofi1998 October 12, 2026, 12:27 They won in 2022 but otherwise have really screwed up the back half of Steph's career. - Warrin'_Illini October 12, 2026, 12:54 Parents, groom your sons to be NBA players - bjl63 October 11, 2026, 14:56 My god* - opossum jenkins October 10, 2026, 12:23 He must have a great agent.* - Toonces October 10, 2026, 11:54 Nice, in depth write up on the guys from a good X follow - General Engineer October 10, 2026, 08:27 I still can’t quite wrap my head around the year that Keaton Wagler had* - CWR10 October 10, 2026, 08:48 This is wild with Bruce sitting right next to Brad - jdl October 8, 2026, 14:44 Have you found Underwood’s actual presser?* - biclops October 8, 2026, 15:00 ooo - jdl October 8, 2026, 15:13 Actually that's just the Q&A, not the presser * - jdl October 8, 2026, 15:18 It's wild that this year Brad will have been here longer than Bruce - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 14:50 a season longer, in fact* - assassin October 8, 2026, 15:12 Cincinnati beat Ohio State in their exhibition game - biclops October 7, 2026, 17:36 I’m going to the Cincinnati exhibition. Will report back* - opossum jenkins October 7, 2026, 19:10 When is this game again?* - illini21 October 8, 2026, 08:22 next saturday* - assassin October 8, 2026, 11:38 I’m thinking about it too. Not sure I can swing with HS homecoming that evening.* - voiceofreason October 7, 2026, 22:20 worried your date will be disappointed?* - biclops October 8, 2026, 14:58 Yep, it’s a real conundrum.* - voiceofreason October 8, 2026, 16:25 Buy her a ticket too! It’s OK to be late to homecoming festivities.* - DocWalk20 October 8, 2026, 16:41 I expect another year where OSU will be meh* - bjl63 October 7, 2026, 17:53 we were told they'd be good * - Poldark October 7, 2026, 17:59 For some bizarre reason it was outside* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 7, 2026, 17:52 that's some preseason three point and free throw shooting alright. woof* - assassin October 7, 2026, 17:39 Dana Altman of Oregon retiring effective immediately. FURG wanted him!* - Poldark October 7, 2026, 11:56 ccc represent!* - Ari Gold October 7, 2026, 18:36 Assuming it’s not health (him or family) related, this is a dick move - Mrap24 October 7, 2026, 15:35 I hate when coaches do this (assuming it’s not a health problem). - biclops October 7, 2026, 12:40 We play UNC also? Yikes quite the schedule.* - gullit October 7, 2026, 09:36 Torvik has the Illini women at #26 - biclops October 7, 2026, 09:32 that's also bottom half of the Big Ten. * - ijustkrushalot October 7, 2026, 15:06 Looking at the conference TV schedules is interesting - biclops October 6, 2026, 21:36 The networks do a fantasy draft of the games - LWillhite October 6, 2026, 21:50 If you’re interested in scoring this - biclops October 6, 2026, 21:44 most game times announced - Poldark October 6, 2026, 14:12 Duke, UNC and Miznoz games on the ESPN family of channels * - jdl October 7, 2026, 15:03 Where is that Cincinnati exhibition being played?* - voiceofreason October 6, 2026, 15:19 Shit, that’s here in Cincy. Don’t know how I missed that.* - voiceofreason October 6, 2026, 15:23 tickets only $15! - assassin October 6, 2026, 16:42 Also, remember when we could barely ever get a network TV slot?* - Carl Spackler October 6, 2026, 14:57 Yes, but also blech to B1G+ games in three different months. Get out of here with that shit* - DocWalk20 October 6, 2026, 15:16 Funny how that works* - EffinIllini October 7, 2026, 12:09 Blech on the 8 PM tipoff for Northwestern in Evanston.* - Carl Spackler October 6, 2026, 14:56 we'll see you there!* - Poldark October 6, 2026, 16:49 Looks like Wabbington to IU - jdl October 5, 2026, 17:34 IU doing less with more since 1987!* - OWWDig October 6, 2026, 16:16 Would love to hear MushMouth from Fat Albert say this name* - AintHatin October 6, 2026, 11:28 As a famous Mushmouth impersonator from 50 years ago, I accepted your challenge. - Tuscy October 6, 2026, 12:55 *doffs chapeau* - AintHatin October 6, 2026, 13:31 His mom is great in Ted Lasso* - DT October 6, 2026, 11:19 that wascally Wabbington* - IlliniOllie October 6, 2026, 07:39 I don't really pay much attention to recruiting - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 18:32 Is Sir Wabbington one of the uber tall guys who was at the SIU football game? - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 09:26 I do like the fact that we're chasing kids with names that sound right out of a 1930s British public - ATL October 6, 2026, 09:08 Not worried about missing on this kid. Pettigrew is the prize* - CWR10 October 6, 2026, 08:20 Apparently will have to battle Cal for this one.* - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 12:56 the school or the coach? - IlliniSax05 October 6, 2026, 13:33 Sorry I missed this. The coach. Cal is visiting and then he'll take an OV to Arkansas.* - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 12:57 do we think he's close to picking a school?* - shua October 6, 2026, 09:03 No idea but seems like he’s a priority for a lot of big time schools* - CWR10 October 6, 2026, 11:15 IIRC we got in late on Wabbington and the kid who chose Cuse - jdl October 6, 2026, 07:09 Don’t think they ever expected to get any of the out of staters. Maybe a slim chance at Wabbington. - OB25 October 5, 2026, 18:49 Per the podcast that Werner did on the subject he thought we’d get Pettigrew and nobody else * - ATL October 5, 2026, 18:40 odds were only ever to get 1* - assassin October 5, 2026, 18:40 And I expect Pettigrew will be that one* - bjl63 October 5, 2026, 18:41 It takes a few years for a F4 appearance to pay off* - Dilbert October 5, 2026, 18:34 Wish I could find the video of Bruce running off the court, looking back over his shoulder... * - osklister October 6, 2026, 09:06 ooo - dk October 6, 2026, 15:34 How is IU getting a 5-star from Arizona?* - Toonces October 5, 2026, 18:09 Grew up a fan of the cowboy Dusty Banners* - illini222 October 6, 2026, 08:59 money can be exchanged for goods and services * - biclops October 5, 2026, 18:17 The lure of the banners from probably before his parents were born was too strong* - Herman Blume October 5, 2026, 18:03 Poor Ked spent so much time on this graphic - biclops October 5, 2026, 18:01 gross * - biclops October 5, 2026, 17:48 Picked to finish first by the media - illini81887 October 5, 2026, 10:36 Is "transfer of the year" a new award? Just curious. - osklister October 5, 2026, 13:37 You don’t remember Kenny Battle winning Transfer of the Year?* - shua October 5, 2026, 17:44 Wagler had 15/6/3 in the Clippers first preseason game. Hit the game winner* - biclops October 5, 2026, 07:39 Tho he was 1-11 from three. But 8-9 from the line. * - assassin October 5, 2026, 10:49 The buzz coming out of Clips camp is similar to the buzz last year. - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 07:41 If the Illini play UT and they do it in Mexico City I’m going to slash Brad’s tires* - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:46 CDMX game would be awesome* - Chilango October 4, 2026, 08:17 yes, please. went in Aug for the first time. and we will def go back* - Nobster October 5, 2026, 07:42 Hopefully they got Brady Pettigrew in and out of the football game before the wheels fell off* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:36 First exhibition game in two weeks* - biclops October 3, 2026, 18:12 Hallelujah* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 18:13 Looks like the Baylor and UIC exhibition games are on BTN + * - jdl October 2, 2026, 18:59 Sorry BTN+, the deal is I only buy one month per year and then instantly cancel. - OB25 October 2, 2026, 19:05 Except that year that accidentally gave out the 12 month code* - Blazer October 5, 2026, 13:04 Mark Mitchell (MO) & Skyy Clark (LSU) no longer eligible - biclops October 2, 2026, 17:13 I don’t understand how this ever ends? - OB25 October 2, 2026, 18:35 Giant orgy* - biclops October 2, 2026, 19:02 II starting to post local media day content - biclops October 2, 2026, 17:01 did any of you losers get final 4 tickets? i did not. which 1st weekend site - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:19 also charlotte nc, louisville ky, minnyapple mn, and sactown ca...stupid email - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:28 A poor craftsman blames his tools.* - DocWalk20 October 2, 2026, 18:37 also, which one is the best city for the 1st weekend? i've never been to any of them - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:21 Anyone know when they'll start announcing game times for the women's games?* - Taz October 1, 2026, 15:17 Sidejack - Anyone know when single game tickets go on sale? * - aimlessillini October 1, 2026, 14:07 Just called ticket office - for anyone wondering it's Oct 15 at noon * - aimlessillini October 1, 2026, 14:20 thanks - IlliniSax05 October 1, 2026, 14:26 Would be fun to make a winter trip to Austin* - ATL October 1, 2026, 13:03 View all; Collapse ^ Now drinking: - KingTalkyTiki October 30, 2026, 19:49 View all; 18 responses; Taz November 2, 2026, 15:06 ⇥ I had a Half Acre Pony Pils on Halloween. All of their beers are over-hopped garbage IMO. - Waka November 2, 2026, 11:43 mmm i love Daisy cutter. It's probably my favorite mid-level beer* - Taz November 2, 2026, 15:06 They actually have a pretty strong barrel aging program - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 13:49 I think I’d be into BA beer, but never really seek em out. Partly because I’m a cheap, lazy SOB, but - Waka November 2, 2026, 14:41 Planning to drink mass amounts of beer at Narrow Gauge, Side Project, & Perennial tomorrow. - Kajagoogoo November 2, 2026, 09:05 i had it on friday - VIV November 2, 2026, 09:55 Good to know. If it's on draft, I'll try it. Don't think I need 4 more Abraxas bottles in my life. - Kajagoogoo November 2, 2026, 09:58 Abraxas is my favorite "annual release beer, non-BA" - VIV November 2, 2026, 10:44 Saw that Reaper one. Wasn't sure if I would try it. - Kajagoogoo November 2, 2026, 11:22 barf* - VIV November 1, 2026, 19:41 My current fav variety is cream ales. The best I’ve had is (was?) Around the Bend Vera, - Waka November 1, 2026, 01:57 Genesee is good* - TarheelIllini November 1, 2026, 20:29 Very underrated beer style IMHO. One of my favs. - KingTalkyTiki November 1, 2026, 19:01 I got a case of Lienenkugle and Point over the summer - TarheelIllini October 31, 2026, 14:56 Palate cleanser - KingTalkyTiki October 31, 2026, 14:51 my body would reject that like a baboon heart * - biclops October 30, 2026, 23:51 Cardinal sin worst transgression - redgrange77 October 30, 2026, 21:23 The four Iowa State alumni I was with agree with you.* - KingTalkyTiki October 30, 2026, 22:06 View all; Collapse ^ 1962-4, q8 - complainant November 2, 2026, 01:21 View all; 4 responses; Tuscy November 2, 2026, 15:03 ⇥ 4 - Tuscy November 2, 2026, 15:03 3 - jdl November 2, 2026, 07:14 4 - Illiniphil November 2, 2026, 05:11 3, q9 - larue33 November 2, 2026, 03:42 View all; Collapse ^ Favorite song by Ozzy Osbourne - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 11:37 View all; 21 responses; Waka November 2, 2026, 14:57 ⇥ Suicide Solution* - jfinsocal November 2, 2026, 14:39 probably Shot in the Dark with Crazy Train a close second - IlliniSax05 November 2, 2026, 13:23 Flying High Again* - Tortillini November 2, 2026, 13:03 Shot In The Dark. But one that doesn't get enough love is Mr. Tinkertrain* - DanSaint November 2, 2026, 12:36 The Jake E Lee era deserves more credit than it gets* - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 12:55 Shot in the dark.* - Toonces November 2, 2026, 12:31 SATO, Crazy Train, Diary of a Madman* - DT November 2, 2026, 12:28 Crazy Train, I Don’t Know* - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 12:21 Co-crazy train.* - KingTalkyTiki November 2, 2026, 13:13 Diary of a Madman - Jersey November 2, 2026, 12:16 Also love No Rest For the Wicked - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 12:27 No Rest was really my gateway album to Ozzy - Jersey November 2, 2026, 12:41 Also love No Rest For the Wicked - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 12:27 Blizzard of Ozz was more influential for me but IMO Diary is the better record overall* - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 12:25 Bark at the Moon* - Poldark November 2, 2026, 12:00 No More Tears, that intro bass line is great. - Waka November 2, 2026, 11:40 Love Ozzy and he largely shaped my musical tastes but I hate this song - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 12:22 I can see that, I’m not a huge Ozzy fan and lean more pop-y than most. - Waka November 2, 2026, 14:34 Hate that one even more - bjl63 November 2, 2026, 14:48 Heh, I would’ve been surprised if you liked it. (nm) - Waka November 2, 2026, 14:57 cosign this, with honorable mention to Mr Crowley - Sammich November 2, 2026, 11:52 View all; Collapse ^ Oh, cool. Forget RAM, there's apparently just a straight up PCB shortage. - doubledown November 2, 2026, 11:37 View all; 4 responses; doubledown November 2, 2026, 13:05 ⇥ you're so selfish to be owning electronics when OpenAI deserves all the components* - ECEIllinois November 2, 2026, 12:55 It's becoming clear that Sam Altman may be smart, but he's not very bright. * - doubledown November 2, 2026, 13:05 I read all the way through just to confirm that the initialization is never defined. - complainant November 2, 2026, 11:47 I know one thing: it’s not polychlorinated biphenyls.* - ATL November 2, 2026, 11:50 View all; Collapse ^ His name is - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 11:24 View all; 7 responses; TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 12:40 ⇥ apologies, it was AI generated and removed* - TarheelIllini November 2, 2026, 12:40 Robert Paulsen* - uofi1998 November 2, 2026, 12:32 JUDGE* - VIV November 2, 2026, 11:55 Hey - Waka November 2, 2026, 12:22 (jicka-jicka) Slim Shady* - Sammich November 2, 2026, 11:54 Inigo Montoya. (nm) - Waka November 2, 2026, 11:37 JOHN CENA* - Sammich November 2, 2026, 11:33 View all; Collapse ^ Trick or treating worked out spectacularly yesterday - bjl63 November 1, 2026, 08:27 View all; 20 responses; Kajagoogoo November 2, 2026, 08:54 ⇥ We had 12. Well, 10. But two middle-schoolers came by twice because we give out full bars. - Kajagoogoo November 2, 2026, 08:54 650 pieces of candy. Handed out one at a time. Out by 7:30 - ibdoc November 2, 2026, 08:20 ooo - complainant November 2, 2026, 07:41 I upped my candy to 800 pieces and still ran out 30 mins before it was over* - Chilango November 2, 2026, 06:16 Not a single kid* - EffinIllini November 1, 2026, 22:41 ^^^OOO~~~>* - torinese November 2, 2026, 07:06 Ours started slow, but we had a lot between 5:45 and 7:30. - Illiniphil November 1, 2026, 13:35 150 Full Size gone within 2 hours. The backup fun size was 80% gone by the end of it.* - Dilbert November 1, 2026, 11:36 Also, the Gerber Puff bags were a big hit across all ages.* - Dilbert November 1, 2026, 13:48 Literally zero :”( * - Jackie November 1, 2026, 11:19 Same. Anyone want some candy?* - DocWalk20 November 1, 2026, 13:30 Same. I didn't even see anyone out in the hood when I took the dog outside. - Sammich November 1, 2026, 12:23 We went through six bags. Started around 4:15 and ended before 7:00* - biclops November 1, 2026, 11:09 Bought 24 bags of candy. Ran out by 715* - VIV November 1, 2026, 11:08 We bought 8 bags at Costco. Handed it all out, and was giving one piece of candy to each kid. - Waka November 1, 2026, 10:59 I have a fuck ton of candy left over - IlliniSax05 November 1, 2026, 10:58 The youngest, now a freshman in HS, asked me to drive him and his friends over to a party after ToT. - doubledown November 1, 2026, 09:52 we had *2* groups - one at 8:23 pm - the other 2 minutes after... have 1 entire unopened bag of - bulldogmba November 1, 2026, 09:40 With a late rush we got rid of about 80% of what we had. - larue33 November 1, 2026, 09:27 Ooo - Stu November 1, 2026, 08:52 View all; Collapse ^ VB was down as much as 9 in the first set vs Ohio St. Came back to win 29-27* - biclops November 1, 2026, 12:38 View all; 3 responses; biclops November 1, 2026, 13:41 ⇥ Victory, Illinois, Varsity. Dominated set 3 25-16. Fourth straight win* - biclops November 1, 2026, 13:41 We take set 2 25-23. Had to come from behind again* - biclops November 1, 2026, 13:12 Fire *and* extend Tamas* - Sammich November 1, 2026, 12:40 View all; Collapse ^ £60M down the drain - VIV November 1, 2026, 10:55 View all; 5 responses; Poldark November 1, 2026, 12:34 ⇥ then everyone went brain dead* - Poldark November 1, 2026, 11:22 Need to get back on the front foot. We can’t withstand another half hour like this. * - VIV November 1, 2026, 11:54 Absolutely embarrassing from MacAllister. * - VIV November 1, 2026, 12:09 WHOOOOOOO* - VIV November 1, 2026, 12:27 survive and advance. Beat Slavia Prague* - Poldark November 1, 2026, 12:34 View all; Collapse ^ 1961-5, q8 - complainant November 1, 2026, 02:52 View all; 3 responses; Tuscy November 1, 2026, 08:22 ⇥ 6 - Tuscy November 1, 2026, 08:22 4 - Illiniphil November 1, 2026, 06:58 4, q9 - larue33 November 1, 2026, 06:22 View all; Collapse ^ Runners, a question for you. Is breath work a thing? Somehow a site called five point five - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 15:56 View all; 1 response; Waka November 1, 2026, 01:52 ⇥ Take this with a grain of salt since I’ve not coached for about a decade, but it sounds ridiculous. - Waka November 1, 2026, 01:52 View all; Collapse ^ Has anyone seen Wildwood? - aimlessillini October 31, 2026, 18:18 View all; 4 responses; Waka November 1, 2026, 01:45 ⇥ I’m intrigued, but will definitely wait til I can watch in my living room. - Waka November 1, 2026, 01:45 Colin Meloy getting paid.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 31, 2026, 18:26 I have not but I was taken aback when I saw the reviews the other day* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 18:20 Probably - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 18:19 View all; Collapse ^ If you didn’t do it this year, and have the means to do it (granted, not everybody does) I highly - bbonb October 31, 2026, 11:12 View all; 19 responses; Waka November 1, 2026, 01:43 ⇥ I’m lucky that I’ve worked from home for awhiles and lived within a few blocks of my polling place - Waka November 1, 2026, 01:43 Colorado has universal mail in voting. They send everyone a ballot, then you have like a month - doubledown October 31, 2026, 11:15 I’ve only lived in Colorado and Washington for the past 20+ years. - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:34 As an election judge I don’t like that - Potomac October 31, 2026, 11:36 How is it easy to manipulate * - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 11:42 Ballot harvesting and helping people fill out their ballots, for example - Potomac October 31, 2026, 12:02 So my MIL should not help my mostly invalid FIL fill in his ballot?* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 13:51 Of course that is allowed by mail or in person* - Potomac October 31, 2026, 18:30 republicans aren't exactly fans of heathcare or the disabled, so that checks out* - assassin October 31, 2026, 14:37 NC had a huge problem with ballot harvesting….guess which party* - TarheelIllini October 31, 2026, 13:21 That just means Dems are too sneaky to get caught, so it's an even bigger problem than we thought! * - doubledown October 31, 2026, 13:25 Ha amazing. But as expected* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 12:10 John, I took your question seriously. My mistake, I guess - Potomac October 31, 2026, 18:29 Potential does not equal actual. As proven several times over in numerous states, fraud is - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 19:19 Indeed, you never disappoint* - CoronaTheirAss October 31, 2026, 13:37 “Helping people fill out their ballots”* - snipes824 October 31, 2026, 12:04 Inappropriate help* - Potomac October 31, 2026, 18:31 that’s just asking for problems - bbonb October 31, 2026, 11:21 The opening is barely larger than the ballot envelope. Not saying it isn’t possible, but would be - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:33 View all; Collapse ^ Game 8: Illinois @ Maryland - assassin October 31, 2026, 10:33 View all; 535 responses; Waka November 1, 2026, 01:35 ⇥ Per Scott Beatty on the roughy pod, from 2006-2022, only 4 walkoff FGs. Can you name them? - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:01 Correction, #4 was not a walkoff: James McCourt at Rutgers in 2020, still :03 left* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 20:01 Also, on the 2008 Iowa game, 3rd and 1 with 29 seconds to go, LeShoure loses 5 yards - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:50 Was there a shitty one against Texas State or some garbage team like that?* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 19:38 MTSU is what I was thinking of, but not a walkoff* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 19:42 I also guessed MTSU but that was actually them MISSING a FG, so an anti-walkoff* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:49 Hmm I just cheated and went through the schedules, I’m not seeing a 4th* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 19:46 Hint: it was another James McCourt* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:49 (sp) - OB25 October 31, 2026, 19:53 Ah, interesting - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:59 Yep, not a walkoff, :03 left* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 20:00 I feel like there was a Beckman game against PSU? 2014?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 19:24 Yep, #3. The Reilly O’Toole game* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:34 Rutgers in 2006, Zook's first game?* - illini222 October 31, 2026, 19:22 You're thinking 2005 Rutgers, and that was an OT win* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:23 Yuppers* - illini222 October 31, 2026, 20:07 Was 2008 Iowa a walkoff? - ijustkrushalot October 31, 2026, 19:20 MSU 2006* - ijustkrushalot October 31, 2026, 19:21 Yes, Wisconsin 2019 (McCourt) and MSU 06 (Reda). Iowa 09 (Eller) was 45 seconds left, not a walkoff - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:22 Derp, Iowa ‘08* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 19:33 Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 19:04 Blue out on Friday? Beat Nebraska * - Poldark October 31, 2026, 18:31 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 18:47 i are dinner at a restaurant for which Lox is an investor - Poldark October 31, 2026, 16:59 fava beans and a nice chianti? * - jdl October 31, 2026, 17:58 average prime rib* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 18:01 How many walkoff FGs have we had in the last 5 years? - Blazer October 31, 2026, 16:35 coaching matters.* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 17:00 From the post game speech, looks like blue helmets for Friday - KingTalkyTiki October 31, 2026, 16:33 "those live-ass blue helmets" * - assassin October 31, 2026, 16:58 Echo all the stuff below. Great culture to win this game with definitely less than best. Get to 6* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 16:02 Houser having hand surgery on Oct 12 and playing today is nutso stuff.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 15:33 apparently we have Dr. Steven Shin's magic hands to thank* - assassin October 31, 2026, 15:41 Looked him up after Brett dropped his name. Seems pretty top shelf.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 18:01 We should take a beat and appreciate where this team is considering Hauck’s departure* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:42 Very good recovery. - SurfTheBoneyard October 31, 2026, 15:36 It feels so good to have a steady hand at the helm.* - KingTalkyTiki October 31, 2026, 15:32 If we get 6 wins it probably is his best coaching job here* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 14:43 If we get 6 wins it probably is his best coaching job here* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 14:43 10-3 in one score games the last three years - assassin October 31, 2026, 14:40 Can we go 2-2 in our last 4 games? - TarheelIllini October 31, 2026, 14:24 It’s just hard to imagine we’d lose 4 straight* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:43 kcuF you for putting that out into the universe. (nm) - Waka November 1, 2026, 01:35 it's not that hard. three of them are ranked teams better than us* - assassin October 31, 2026, 14:51 Please don’t summon the Narrator* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:47 Man, fuck that. That Bert pulled us out of that nosedive is the best evidence… - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:49 The last 3 appear brutal - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 14:43 yes with this continued improvement on Defense * - Poldark October 31, 2026, 14:26 Cooper is making it a conversation, I’d imagine* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:43 One never knows how loyalty is born* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:51 to...stay on as a Big Ten linebackers coach. yes. * - assassin October 31, 2026, 14:44 I don’t give a shit about big names and former HCs and all that. - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:47 Beat Nebraska* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 14:30 hi Ron! I agree! * - Poldark October 31, 2026, 14:44 It’s been gross but grinding out 3 straight wins after the PURW decable is a sign of a good culture - OB25 October 31, 2026, 14:23 Definitely. But those Purdue and Duke games also have me what iffing pretty bad too* - snipes824 October 31, 2026, 14:31 true, especially after the houser injury.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:25 Defense is playing very well - jfinsocal October 31, 2026, 14:22 Cromulent comeback effort from Houser* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:20 Ari Gold reported otherwise* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 16:37 We’ve seen a lot of seasons with worse starts than 5-3 * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 14:20 Bret has won at least 5 games every year - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:21 But now if he loses the next 4 it will be pretty disappointing* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:40 It will, but after Nebraska the last 3 are a bitch* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 15:19 Doesn’t change my stance of taking Coach that will 5 every year minimum* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 15:15 Maryland blitzed in the first half a ton with man behind it and we couldn’t run - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:20 Nightmare scenario: we head to Evanston trying to bowl eligible & NW is playing for a playoff berth* - biclops October 31, 2026, 14:19 Or, we stuff the ball in their purple faces. How sweet that would be. * - memyselfandillini October 31, 2026, 19:07 Yep. Win Friday - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:20 Winning ugly is beautiful.* - Toonces October 31, 2026, 14:19 team just left the field looking pissed off. - Poldark October 31, 2026, 14:19 beat nebraska!* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:25 Illinois football just got a road win. Good enough for me no matter how they do it.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 14:20 Man, that Dixon catch was huge and clutch. (nm) - Waka October 31, 2026, 14:19 Play of the game* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:21 Jordan fucking Anderson with a Dre Brown like performance* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:18 JOLIET * - Poldark October 31, 2026, 14:19 yep. moar snaps please.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:18 No doubt in my mind they would’ve run it back for a TD* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:18 Game over. WTF was that about? * - harb October 31, 2026, 14:17 Game over. WTF was that about? * - harb October 31, 2026, 14:17 Please please please please just find one more win* - biclops October 31, 2026, 14:17 This * - KingTalkyTiki October 31, 2026, 14:30 I had to live thru Zook and Beckman to get to this place. - tvillini October 31, 2026, 14:17 Posted this earlier in the week - Blazer October 31, 2026, 14:19 So refreshing to have a competent staff* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 14:17 Love the 6 minute drive play* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 14:16 We should call that more often* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:17 They’re not all oil paintings* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:16 beat nebraska!* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:16 Let’s get that 6th win Friday. Don’t want to have to head to Evanston* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:16 Ok let’s get the 5th win right now lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:16 Good* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:17 w00t! (nm) - Waka October 31, 2026, 14:16 Michigan timekeeping wtf* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 14:15 Always be winning * - ATL October 31, 2026, 14:15 Not pretty but I’ll take that win. Go Illini!!! * - harb October 31, 2026, 14:15 Winning ugly* - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 14:15 But just keep winning * - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 14:15 Cosign. * - harb October 31, 2026, 14:17 Yep. Just win baby.* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:16 Well done. Competence wins* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 14:15 Hell yeah.* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 14:15 Perfectly played* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:15 Are we gonna leave a second?* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:15 they let it run.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:15 Shout out Vegas * - biclops October 31, 2026, 14:15 Never in doubt* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:15 Please god don’t screw up the FG* - timmer October 31, 2026, 14:14 kick it on 3rd down too?* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:13 Bielema does love his throat stomping closing drives* - gvibes October 31, 2026, 14:12 Jordan Anderson with the heady play* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 14:12 he needs an appreciation thread* - LeatherneckIllini October 31, 2026, 14:13 S-M-R-T* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:13 yes.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:12 TSD* - biclops October 31, 2026, 14:12 Smart* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 14:12 Honestly they should let us score at this point* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:11 BTW - the NCAA this week gave Jordan Anderson another year of eligibility* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:11 Please do not give them the ball back* - biclops October 31, 2026, 14:11 From your lips to Jordan’s ears* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:12 Probably will have 15-20 seconds I think* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 14:11 The QB run threat was key to Anderson finding room. They had to hold on the backside * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:10 Always a challenge to hold the backside when the run(s) are threatening* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:16 Lol* - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 14:18 I mean Maryland should let us score here* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:10 They really should. Otherwise, it's a short kick to win at the buzzer* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 14:11 Well just fall down. * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:11 I don’t love having the inexperienced qb in the game here* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:10 Maryland D looks tired* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 31, 2026, 14:10 Some here wants us to blitz in every situation it makes sense - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:13 Against a QB who was 15/17 after his rough start* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 14:15 Some here wants us to blitz in every situation it makes sense - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:13 great run!* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:10 Jordan Anderson Tennesseeing these fucks* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:09 Huge, Anderson* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 14:09 Huge 1st by Anderson* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:09 Keep running* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 14:08 I’d like to show that same formation with a naked boot and houser would pick up the first - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:09 yeah, they have not been honoring that.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:10 This is the end of game management strategy we’ve won a lot with by BB - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:05 Want the TD. * - illini October 31, 2026, 14:05 Just win the damn game* - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 14:08 Agreed* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:09 Want a first down and a FG* - ijustkrushalot October 31, 2026, 14:07 This is how we’ve beaten countless teams. Bleed them white in the final minutes. Bert special* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:05 Gotta believe they’ll burn their TOs starting with the first play - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:07 There was Boyd* - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 14:09 And Anderson got more than 3!* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:10 That sounds racist* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:06 What a catch* - OWWDig October 31, 2026, 14:05 Huge when we had to have it* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:06 run out the clock, score, go home!* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 14:05 I suggest scoring first* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:05 agreed* - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 14:07 Go get 6* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 14:04 Does maryland start using their timeouts?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 31, 2026, 14:04 You would think* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 14:06 Wow, Dixon.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 14:04 Welcome to the game. - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 14:06 Then he makes that catch lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 14:04 Wow, Colin* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 14:04 Whew great catch Dixon* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 14:04 Dixon making up for earlier. wow* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 14:04 Keep running* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 14:04 Anderson reminds me of Leroy Howard describing his game - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 14:04 LOL. Pretty much.* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 14:05 Remember that Anderson yards after contact* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:03 What is that song the Maryland marching band keeps playing* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 13:59 Rump Shaker* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 14:00 Motownphilly is the one I couldn’t place* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 14:01 This crispy chicken Crunchwrap has my attention * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 13:59 Yes* - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 14:07 I just told my Wife,” that’s dumb as hell and I would eat 3 of them.” (nm) - Waka October 31, 2026, 14:01 Right?* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:59 It’s right there for us. Just need points here* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:58 You mentioned it below, but these are the spots Luke could make it happen and we’d win * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 13:59 1 just out there watching completions happen in front of him.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 13:55 yep. right past the sticks. mine as well bring pressure with that kind of coverage.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:57 They’ve killed our 2ndary zone coverage* - OWWDig October 31, 2026, 13:56 Oh god, didn’t realize this would be another mega conference game losing streak we’d be breaking* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:54 Please do something dumb, Maryland* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:53 Just a poor offensive showin against a meh D playing out of their minds* - OWWDig October 31, 2026, 13:52 Always love a 2 yard crossing route on 3rd and 5 * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 13:50 Wheel route was wide open.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 13:52 I give more credit to the DB than blame for the play call there-* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 13:51 That’s the down and distance Luke runs for a first and we win the game* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:50 Hate short of the sticks plays* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:50 God dammit* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:49 May need to keep running. Can't seem to get much going in the air* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 13:48 Man just run the ball. They are tiring out. Lean on them* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 13:48 Catch the ball* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:48 nice stop there. moar people at the los please.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:43 MD showing why you don’t want to pull OL in short yardage * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 13:43 Heckel missed again* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 13:41 He should try lifting weights* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:42 Going for the legs would be a good idea until then* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 13:43 You see the Maryland DB go for Barnett legs, whiff, and it was 64 yds to the house? - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 13:44 He’s too weak to tackle high* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 13:48 It’s like we can’t have a good offensive sequence and defensive sequence back to back* - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 13:40 Sigh, finally had a chance to flip the field* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:40 Perfectly played by Bailey on that one * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 13:40 They are giving us a ton of room if we wanted to onside kick* - Orangeillini October 31, 2026, 13:39 Great run, but dogshit effort by their WILL and dogshit tackle attempt by their DB * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 13:38 Let’s go D* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 13:38 Awesome. Now put the kickoff in the end zone and make them start at the 25. - tvillini October 31, 2026, 13:38 That's a big boy run. Doesn't look like a true frosh* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 13:37 God damn my guy hit one cut and gawn* - assassin October 31, 2026, 13:37 What a rocket. Though who was that big Maryland defender who looked like he wqas - gvibes October 31, 2026, 13:37 That was some nice breakaway speed there. Awesome.* - voiceofreason October 31, 2026, 13:36 Some serious speed from the big guy* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 13:36 I told you motherfuckers he’s our most talented RB* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:36 Yeah, but you also told us Lanning was going to pack Bert's shit last weekend.* - Illiniphil October 31, 2026, 19:49 Run had it all - hit the hole hard, avoided tackle, ran away from Dbs. Super impressive* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 13:37 Dan Cortese* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:43 I think pretty much everyone but our coaches thinks that * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 13:37 Most talented doesn’t mean knows the playbook or blocking assignments best though - assassin October 31, 2026, 13:39 He can’t block. I get it. But we’ve got to keep him in the program* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:38 Barnett is legit* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 13:36 HUZZAH* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:36 Let’s go!!!!!!* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 13:36 Barnett. Wow.* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 13:36 This offensive performance is so so so depressing. 1 q to turn it around* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 13:34 Hold on now!* - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 13:36 Hello!* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 13:36 Sprout did not win the free tuition. Clearly a rigged election.* - DT October 31, 2026, 13:32 Did all the students instantly clear out?* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:37 A lot of them did. Student section noticeably more scarce.* - DT October 31, 2026, 13:45 Maryland's front seven is so much more athletic than Illinois* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 13:31 They always have “dudes”. - WhitmansFolly October 31, 2026, 13:33 What kind of 3rd down call was that* - gvibes October 31, 2026, 13:30 Shout out Roger Cooper and this group* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:30 Yup some annoying drives and conversions in the moment - snipes824 October 31, 2026, 13:33 Can we please get a god damn touchback* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:29 Nice hold by the D* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 13:29 Big 3rd down here* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 13:29 There we go. Catch the punt now* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 13:29 Pretty important defensive series upcoming.* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 13:25 Oh geez that could have bounced for another 10-20 yards* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:25 does he not know the rule or get a sticker for downing the ball?* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:26 I’ll give him a slight pass on that one, he turned his head and the ball was immediately on him* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:28 Resetich might just be an idiot* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:25 Stop grabbing bouncing punts!* - snipes824 October 31, 2026, 13:25 Resetich really stinks (autofill)* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 13:25 WR drops the story of the game. Tough way to lose given all our guys are possession types* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:24 Think he would been short of a 1st down anyway* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:26 That’s a devastating 3 and out. We’re in huge trouble now* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:24 Catch the ball* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:24 we love the 2nd and long run.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:24 Absolutely blatant PI* - DT October 31, 2026, 13:23 They are really good at toeing that line* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 13:24 Was t that early?* - gvibes October 31, 2026, 13:23 pressure and we get the ball back. imagine that.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:19 staahhhhhhhppppp* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 13:21 Nightmare field position battle today* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:19 We miss Cox on that boundary* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:17 My god* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:17 Our first guy almost never makes the tackle* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:17 Heckel w another missed tackle* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 13:17 Heckel can't tackle, just too weak* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 13:17 Terrible missed tackle* - UofIL6 October 31, 2026, 13:17 Wrap up!!* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 13:16 Gotta make that tackle* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 13:16 Ok defense, bring back your 1st half self. - tvillini October 31, 2026, 13:10 let’s hope we cover the kick better and bring some pressure, especially on 3rd and long.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:13 welp* - illinibone October 31, 2026, 13:14 We can’t win if they’re allowed to hold and interfere with our receivers* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 13:10 or push in the back 3 seconds after the play is over.* - illinibone October 31, 2026, 13:11 Did Dixon go out drinkin last night? - tvillini October 31, 2026, 13:09 Man we’re just not playing winning football* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 13:08 They seem pretty handy out there* - gvibes October 31, 2026, 13:08 can't call them all - illinibone October 31, 2026, 13:09 Yep. Refs taking this half off, except for false start/offsides calls. - illinijohn October 31, 2026, 13:12 Dixon was definitely being grabbed on each of those two balls* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 13:08 That’s a penalty* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:08 Grabbed him out of the break* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:08 DB was grabbing his shoulder pads on the prior pass too - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 13:09 Too many passes to Dixon this drive. Our other guys aren't being bracketed* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 13:08 correct. clement has been open.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:10 Not 100% sure Clement caught that* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:06 We are aggressively taking advantage of MD playing all this man. * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 13:05 Houser is dealing now* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:05 Another great throw. He’s gotta reel that in* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 13:05 Again, such a weird day for Dixon* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:05 Haha finally a decent 1st down run and right back to our favorite 2nd and 11* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 13:04 Holy shit at that throw* - gvibes October 31, 2026, 13:03 Buttgers vibes. - tvillini October 31, 2026, 13:03 What a fucking throw * - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 13:02 Great throw* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 13:02 all started by the terrible kick coverage and then deciding not to pressure on 3rd and 7?* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:00 We desperately need to start recruiting and developing LB’s with speed.* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:59 Or paying them* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 13:02 Don’t think everyone knew the call. Confusion on that edge presnap* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 12:59 We had no apex defender over there. First guy in spilled it to… nobody * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 13:00 I liked it better when it was halftime* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 12:58 Very little resistance* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 12:58 Well there goes all the mo* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 12:58 My newfound confidence at halftime has been quickly erased by this drive* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:57 Yeah, not much chance of momentum snowballing at this point. At least not for us.* - DT October 31, 2026, 12:58 why are we not bringing people on 3rd and 7?* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:57 Because they have a very mobile QB and want to make him complete passes - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 12:59 he’s also not good at processing and threw a pick under pressure?* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 13:05 i know it was halftime but those stands. Woof! * - illinijohn October 31, 2026, 12:54 Yeah, Washington turned it over. But our pressure flipped this game* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 12:36 my thoughts… - LeatherneckIllini October 31, 2026, 12:34 I think it won’t be close, either* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:34 It might not be* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 13:00 I like where your head’s at* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 12:39 Maryland has to feel like they let us off the hook that half. We’re winning yards 184-124 btw * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 12:31 Crown our asses!* - Sammich October 31, 2026, 12:36 quick snap! glad everyone was set. nice catch and throw.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:29 Woot…nice pass and catch for the TD. * - harb October 31, 2026, 12:28 I’m dead ass serious: on side kick* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 12:28 Ron Zook is that you?* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 12:39 MD HC first game. Surprise attack. 3 timeouts for IL. Big leg kicker. - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 12:41 OTOH, you have them 'down'; don't risk giving them new life. * - illinijohn October 31, 2026, 12:51 Man coverage in that field position and our formation is coaching malpractice - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 12:28 Maryland linebacker on slot receiver. That works if your LB - Poldark October 31, 2026, 12:40 Woot…nice pass and catch for the TD. * - harb October 31, 2026, 12:28 Barry in his bag again* - gvibes October 31, 2026, 12:28 Okay, hopefully that breaks the spell and everyone calms down. Mostly me. Me calming down * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 12:28 That was a badass throw and catch* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:28 Nice adjustment by Trimble* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 12:27 Probably OPI there but no complaints* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 12:27 Great catch* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 12:27 MD blitzing all game with man coverage. DBs and blitzing LBs running out of steam on this drive - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 12:26 Thanks, we'll take it. * - illinijohn October 31, 2026, 12:45 Houser starting to shake off the rust* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 12:25 This Maryland defense honestly doesn't look like the doormat they have been* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 12:24 They are starting to look tired however. I think that was mentioned below* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 12:26 Maryland’s scoring defense ranks #128 out of 138 teams by the way * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 12:22 They also were checked out. Now playing for next years paycheck* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:23 lol.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:24 Hopefully this commitment to the run starts to break them down in the 2nd half * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 12:21 Maybe lets not play for a long fg* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 31, 2026, 12:20 hey a clean pocket* - assassin October 31, 2026, 12:20 Feagin!* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 12:19 After the OL actually provided some pass protection!!* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 12:20 Maika Matelau fucking stinks. I do not want to hear any of these media types ball wash him* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 12:19 There just HAS to be a big 1st down pass play there for the taking* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:16 Or just keep running up the middle for -1 yards every time* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:20 even the completions aren’t in good spots.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:19 It’s almost like you want him to fail* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:21 it’s almost like i wanted to build on the momentum from last week versus rushing somebody back - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:23 i'd rather shake the rust in the first half and bust their ass in the second* - assassin October 31, 2026, 12:25 Lucky to get away with it, if that was indeed the 'Plan.' * - illinijohn October 31, 2026, 12:39 i think that plan also thought we'd have a tad more success running* - assassin October 31, 2026, 12:52 let’s hope.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:26 I could be with you on this but Clayton is still really limited right now. - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:25 Clayton went 11-18 for 84 yards - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 12:26 Did you watch last week? Clayton isn’t the answer - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:24 Who can know when at least one OL is beaten cleanly every play* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 12:18 There we go. With time should pick apart* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 12:20 oh no our only good defensive player* - assassin October 31, 2026, 12:13 he jogged off!* - assassin October 31, 2026, 12:14 Looked far more promising than I thought* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 12:18 Of course* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 12:13 Dammit. Holmes did his knee* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 12:12 Offensive line has been abysmal* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 12:10 I know this is Illinois-Maryland in BTN, so it should be somewhat expected... - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 12:10 This is FS1* - assassin October 31, 2026, 12:10 Well shit, that's even more disappointing - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 12:11 what more do we need to see out of houser? he’s been objectively terrible today.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:08 The o-line blocking? Not dropping a touchdown?* - assassin October 31, 2026, 12:11 that ball was thrown into double coverage and should’ve been picked. not to mention - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:13 I would go so far as to say it’s the only way we could have lost this game. And that’s not a knock - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 12:11 correct. it’s asking way too much of him at this point.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:12 This still feels like 75% on the OL to me. Hard for me to picture Clayton faring any better* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:10 His receivers not dropping balls would help lots - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:10 that last ball to dixon was thrown into double coverage and should’ve been picked.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:11 On a 3rd and long where he was going to be sacked instantly and just took a shot* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:13 should’ve gone to the hot then.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:14 Maybe, but Michael Clayton is highly unlikely to handle this pressure any better* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:15 i’m just not seeing the upside in continuing to play somebody who was clearly rusty - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:22 Maryland points allowed vs. B1G opponents - 54, 48, 45, 37* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 12:08 Houser will not audible with a loaded box* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 12:07 This is pathetic barry* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 12:07 After they scored a TD carving us up with QB runs, they completely stopped doing that. - DT October 31, 2026, 12:05 Look, the offense has put the defense in dogshit position all day. - tvillini October 31, 2026, 12:04 Pass rush. Holmes and Brown!* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 12:02 D much better. Score some fucking points* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 12:02 Man that’s a killer. And I hate kicking it there, just feels like such a poor risk/reward tradeoff* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:57 We've been pretending that Ethan Moczulski is a can't miss kicker all season - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 12:01 He’s fine. Not his fault we keep dropping balls* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:02 I haven't recovered from his miss vs. Purdue to start that game* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 12:02 He’s now 10-13 I think. Better than most college K* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:05 2 drops by Dixon on the day and Laughery should have had that one on 2nd too* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 11:57 in fairness a good db picks that pass in the endzone.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:59 Man we are dogshit today. Even Dixon with 2 drops* - snipes824 October 31, 2026, 11:57 This game sucks* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 11:57 diarrehea cha cha cha * - assassin October 31, 2026, 11:57 Cripes. Way to shit the bed* - OWWDig October 31, 2026, 11:57 Just two bad teams playing football* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 11:56 correct.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:57 Yeesh* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:56 *fart noises** - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:56 That was just a flat out drop by Dixon* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:56 Ugh* - EffinIllini October 31, 2026, 11:58 yeah didn't look like it was tipped* - Orangeillini October 31, 2026, 11:57 Weird day for him so far. Wonder if the sun was in his eyes?* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:57 He just dropped it!* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 11:56 lol Laughery was short by at least a yard but I’ll take it, thanks refs* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:55 yep.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:57 Ready for Clayton any time now * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 11:54 agreed. should’ve started him and go to houser if he didn’t have it.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 12:00 They’re blitzing a ton and I think they’ll run out of gas * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 11:54 Took the announcers long enough to notice Houser was out* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:54 You just can’t waste 1st downs with these plays. They have no chance when they’re loading up* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:53 feagin sighting!* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:52 How we can't do more of that with Feagin is perplexing* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:52 run through a mufucka face* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 11:51 Feagin with some nice burst and effort* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:51 Down only 7-0 after how bad this started is a huge victory* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:46 Having been on the other side of this feeling innumerable times, i feel like were gonna win* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 11:48 Now get your heads out of your asses, MD is trying to out dumb us. Take advantage!* - shua October 31, 2026, 11:44 Hope still vibrates* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:44 Ok, offense. Please show up* - OWWDig October 31, 2026, 11:43 We are lucky their QB is terrible at throwing the ball. - DT October 31, 2026, 11:43 well, ours hasn’t looked much better!* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:47 He can throw well. Just tends to make very bad decisions.* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:44 there we go. keep forcing him to make bad choices* - assassin October 31, 2026, 11:43 Wow. I’ll take it* - snipes824 October 31, 2026, 11:43 Both teams deserve to lose * - illiniranger October 31, 2026, 11:43 Arms! He was playing slot corner there tho* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:42 What a dumb throw* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 31, 2026, 11:42 they’re a terrible team. no excuse losing to them.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:44 Top to bottom they may be more talented than us - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:51 Getting the shit beaten out of us by a 2-6 team* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:41 But at least we haven’t turned it over twice in the red zone!* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:43 usually death for any team.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:47 #silverlining* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:44 Nit: 2-5 - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 11:43 Appears they replaced Resetich with Heckel, who is afraid of contact. Sigh* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:41 He at least has arms* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:41 Doesn’t tackle like it* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:42 Don’t need to tackle if you intercept it* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:42 lol yeah!* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:43 I do like the arms part!* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:42 I think he got it but also got a very generous spot* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:40 no shit.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:41 Man, this is pretty thorough domination so far.* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:40 The area around the first down could not have had any fewer defenders* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:38 no pressure or awareness by our lbs.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:39 Are my eyes deceiving me or is Mac Resetich benched?* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:37 Washington tried to make the hard throw there. Keep forcing him to make bad choices* - assassin October 31, 2026, 11:37 Had a guy wide open in the flat for a 1st down.* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:38 Just a real blah start in every facet today* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:34 We look uninterested and unprepared * - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 11:38 correct.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:41 That’s putting it kindly* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:35 I'm trying to be more kind lol* - OrangeSox October 31, 2026, 11:35 #11 is a problem* - assassin October 31, 2026, 11:34 Another dynamite performance by Miller’s unit* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 11:34 They’re going to make us throw the ball. Running up the middle not gonna work against a stacked box* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:31 Wrecking pass blocking too. Horrible ol play* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 11:34 Maybe block?!?* - OWWDig October 31, 2026, 11:30 Ol getting blown up by worst run d in the league. Cool* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 11:30 OL just not blocking anyone - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 11:30 Our OL is letting everyone down* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 11:30 Damn that’s a TD if he leads him. Great catch though* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:29 correct.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:29 Helluva catch by Dixon there* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 11:29 That’s a helluva catch* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 11:29 Huge turd of a start* - AintHatin October 31, 2026, 11:25 UMD is selling out on the run. - tvillini October 31, 2026, 11:30 Yep. Look totally unprepared so far* - OWWDig October 31, 2026, 11:26 4 passes to 3 runs is a choice* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 11:27 Yup…* - OWWDig October 31, 2026, 11:29 Just run the ball* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 11:24 We’ve been wondering why all year why our opponents don’t just commit to running every time* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:24 D still sucks* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:23 Putrid* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 11:23 This qb is gonna be a problem. He’s quick and we don’t have the speed* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 11:22 I mean did we scout them at all? We seem surprised when he runs* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:23 He hasn’t run much compared to the past. But still a threat* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:24 In fairness, our front 7 is as bad as it gets.* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 11:24 Fair point* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:26 And the LB have cement shoes * - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:25 he's way more athletic than our front 7. will not be easy for us to deal with* - Orangeillini October 31, 2026, 11:24 We don’t need the camera zoomed out to the view from the moon at the snap, guys* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:22 gonna give up a lot of yards. have to hold them to field goals* - assassin October 31, 2026, 11:21 Welp* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:22 we're far too slow to deal with this dude* - assassin October 31, 2026, 11:23 Just run the ball Barry* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 11:20 Small sample size but 2 of his 4 throws have been wildly off target* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:22 Amazing that students won’t even show up for a chance at free tuition. - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:19 Has all the hallmarks of a close, shitty game* - snipes824 October 31, 2026, 11:18 Why do you grab a punt that was bouncing away from you? Likely would have just gone out of bounds - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:16 Nevermind* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:18 Mac Resetich is your answer* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 11:18 Agreed, stupid. ST guys just can’t resist the chance to actually touch the ball.* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:17 Have to catch that* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 11:15 Early on nothing but ineptitude from all* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:14 why did we feel the need to rush houser back against this team?* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:14 It was a 2 point spread. Not like this was a game we were supposed to walk through.* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:16 i’m just not sure a compromised version of him throwing the ball so much - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:20 They likely prepared for Clayton all week, so I don’t mind the surprise start - Blazer October 31, 2026, 11:21 And as I said, if we have any bowl dreams this game is the most important to date* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:26 i understand that, but don’t think a compromised version of him throwing the ball so much - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:33 I just don’t know if we know he’s compromised yet. He made one bad throw… - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:21 This game is vital for any post season hopes* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 11:14 LOL, Pereira * - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:13 Love hearing the explanation* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 11:12 Hell yeah* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:12 Hooray for the explanation* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 11:12 Good job X* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 11:11 Intuitively, that’s a touchdown. But not sure you can see it?* - snipes824 October 31, 2026, 11:10 Nothing shows the ball crossing with control. Fumble.* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:11 correct, but illinois.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:12 Xavier Scott might save us* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 11:10 Good job by X blocking the goal line cam view* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:10 That’s probably a touchdown* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 11:10 100% fumble* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:10 Yeah that last angle showed it. Not sure enough to say he broke the plane* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 11:11 hmmm, i think he scored* - assassin October 31, 2026, 11:10 Yeesh. Rust and / or weakness in the hand?* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:07 He airmailed some throws before he was hurt too* - Orangeillini October 31, 2026, 11:09 Feels like orange vs red helmet confusion. - tvillini October 31, 2026, 11:08 Ooh. Hadn’t thought of that. Not sure about that on a hot route but can see the potential* - DocWalk20 October 31, 2026, 11:12 Yeah but also huge mistake letting that guys run free to the qb. It was telegraphed he was coming* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 11:08 what are we doing?* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:07 oooof* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 11:07 No bueno.* - Mrap24 October 31, 2026, 11:07 Well fuck - IlliniSax05 October 31, 2026, 11:07 these maryland uniforms are awful.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:06 Oops* - Herman Blume October 31, 2026, 11:06 Yikes* - Ron McDon October 31, 2026, 11:06 this crowd is like Illinois 2013* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 10:57 fumt, bb, and blj!* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:09 Houser starting* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 10:56 But also, run the damn ball today* - John Coctostan October 31, 2026, 10:57 this.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 11:05 I fully expect a loss today. On the other hand, I think we’re going bowling. - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 10:53 Who’s playing QB? Crab cakes suck.* - Toonces October 31, 2026, 10:51 hello from College Park. - Poldark October 31, 2026, 10:41 View all; Collapse ^ I am so in the weeds with David Pumpkins* - PapaDels October 27, 2026, 20:11 View all; 31 responses; TarheelIllini October 31, 2026, 22:51 ⇥ They never should have brought it back. - TarheelIllini October 28, 2026, 11:57 Brought back again tonight - TarheelIllini October 31, 2026, 22:51 It was never brought back, and the suggestion that a reprise exists is treason. * - doubledown October 28, 2026, 14:11 Please check your assertion - TarheelIllini October 28, 2026, 15:18 *whoosh* * - Blazer October 28, 2026, 15:58 The sound of a freshly filled tank of 2%. * - doubledown October 28, 2026, 16:23 I mean, we’re still talking about it 10 years later. (nm) - Waka October 28, 2026, 13:51 SNL only doing a popular sketch once would be like Marvel killing a character permanently - Sammich October 28, 2026, 12:05 Mar-Vell called. - Tuscy October 28, 2026, 13:47 much like walking into Mordor - IlliniSax05 October 28, 2026, 12:07 Beck Bennett doesn’t get enough credit for making that sketch what it was* - OB25 October 28, 2026, 09:43 Truth* - TarheelIllini October 28, 2026, 11:55 I mean, are we supposed to know who that is?* - shua October 28, 2026, 07:52 Oh, shua. * - Tuscy October 28, 2026, 08:48 ooo - shua October 28, 2026, 08:55 You don't GET frights. You FEAR them!* - Sammich October 28, 2026, 08:58 oh, tuscy* - VIV October 28, 2026, 08:49 :cuss! * - Tuscy October 28, 2026, 09:21 oh, viv - IlliniSax05 October 28, 2026, 08:58 oh, Rocky!* - Sammich October 28, 2026, 08:59 Dammit Janet I love you * - Taz October 28, 2026, 19:15 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 28, 2026, 09:01 ooo - Sammich October 28, 2026, 09:03 ooo - Kajagoogoo October 28, 2026, 09:32 00o00oo - Tuscy October 28, 2026, 09:43 ooo - Sammich October 28, 2026, 09:56 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 28, 2026, 10:10 Ooo - PapaDels October 28, 2026, 19:14 David *S.* Pumpkins!* - Sammich October 28, 2026, 00:18 But what are the skeletons? (nm) - Waka October 28, 2026, 00:26 Part of it!* - assassin October 28, 2026, 00:40 View all; Collapse ^ Jeffrey Simmons traded to the Bears - illini21 October 29, 2026, 09:24 View all; 97 responses; TarheelIllini October 31, 2026, 14:25 ⇥ Monangai ruled out again* - OB25 October 31, 2026, 14:00 that’s not great. should’ve been put on ir.* - Ari Gold October 31, 2026, 14:19 I know how you talk at the podium means very little - AintHatin October 30, 2026, 15:28 If Carl Williams can’t get a piece of the Bears guess the next best thing is the stadium development - CanHartlebHireSnider October 30, 2026, 13:25 Baller move. 2 firsts for a DT is a steep price, and doesn’t fix the DE and LB deficiencies - bbonb October 29, 2026, 17:32 This seems like the kind of guy that makes a bunch of your players “better” * - meanjeans October 31, 2026, 14:19 100%* - TarheelIllini October 31, 2026, 14:25 Same guy that said Simmons was a possibility yesterday said that Mack is getting finalized - aimlessillini October 29, 2026, 16:56 Link? - OB25 October 29, 2026, 17:08 I think he’s referring to this guy. Always seemed fake insider to me - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 17:14 Yeah looks like he’s just aggregating rumors and throwing everything at the wall. - OB25 October 29, 2026, 17:29 use AI to scrape and post, have a similar hit rate to an insider, and behold!* - torinese October 30, 2026, 13:41 Any way that 5th is for Mack and they're both the same day? * - aimlessillini October 29, 2026, 14:43 Is he going to play on Monday night?* - shua October 29, 2026, 14:15 Word is yes - ibdoc October 29, 2026, 14:38 Him and Nelson. Will be a fun night on Monday* - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 15:06 Looks like Arlington Heights deal is near complete as well - busy day * - aimlessillini October 29, 2026, 13:53 If the Hammond thing was to make AH seem palatable, it worked on me - RVA October 29, 2026, 19:43 Eh aggregators suck - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 14:01 i do like pushing chips in when you're in your super bowl window - VIV October 29, 2026, 12:28 I don’t know how any Bears fan isn’t estatic about this. These guys are close to unicorns. - voiceofreason October 29, 2026, 13:24 Did Cincy land Jonathan Taylor? I think I might have been centle'd on that one.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 16:02 I’m excited about it and when you look at his stats the last couple of years, just amazing. Should - harb October 29, 2026, 16:00 The fact that he’s on the Titans is I think leading to people not realizing just how good he is. - OB25 October 29, 2026, 13:31 Yep. 36-year-old Cam Heyward is still wrecking dudes - illini21 October 29, 2026, 14:54 I also think he’ll probably uptick a bit getting away from there - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 13:40 Counter point. There is a fair chance that he gives more production than both picks combined - MC October 29, 2026, 12:40 1. There’s no such thing as a sure thing in football. 2. Have to include the cap space.* - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 13:40 Well yes but he’s already a proven AP player so it’s more likely he’s good than bad. - MC October 29, 2026, 14:16 Cap space can easily be manipulated - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 13:43 Then why are you worried about fitting this into Caleb’s rookie deal? - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 13:59 I'm not. Still, no better time to make the big splash* - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 14:21 I'm not. Still, no better time to make the big splash* - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 14:20 The talk is the Bears are the 10th best team and thus would have 2 x #23 picks - ibdoc October 29, 2026, 13:09 I hope they keep pushing. No half measures.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 12:37 Hey pig, you ever had your chips pushed in?* - Sammich October 29, 2026, 12:36 It’s a lot but I’m thinking about this way… - OB25 October 29, 2026, 12:36 Titans-Bengals line this weekend went from 10 to 11.5 after the trade.* - voiceofreason October 29, 2026, 12:12 so it looks like the titans took the cap hit on the signing bonus and the bears will have 4 years - Ari Gold October 29, 2026, 11:11 More details - OB25 October 29, 2026, 11:39 FWIW, Sweat's cap hit next year is $25,085,295* - AintHatin October 29, 2026, 11:46 it'll be $4M when they cut him - IlliniSax05 October 29, 2026, 11:50 I’d be very surprised if they cut him. You think Sweat is bad, wait until you see the FA DE pool. - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 12:12 Sweat isn't a bad football player - AintHatin October 29, 2026, 13:13 Will be interesting to see if he starts producing a ton now that Simmons is eating up double teams - OB25 October 29, 2026, 11:52 If he’s under contract thru 2029, seems fine. * - MC October 29, 2026, 11:22 Maybe Simmons can get Sweat going a bit as they were college teammates* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 10:48 So Simmons v Quenton Nelson on Monday? Nice* - AintHatin October 29, 2026, 10:39 WIn a Lombardi with Simmons and it's worth it. Otherwise it isn't.* - AintHatin October 29, 2026, 10:26 on a certain level, that could be said about every transaction ever made* - Sammich October 29, 2026, 10:38 (minus the "Simmons" part)* - Sammich October 29, 2026, 10:39 Bears apparently also got a 5th rounder back in the trade.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 10:20 <Carl>YES!</Spackler> - Kajagoogoo October 29, 2026, 10:46 Bears still have plenty of powder left to make additional moves. LFG.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 10:48 So looking after this season, the Bears needs stack up as: - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 10:10 Why don't you worry about winning THIS year? Can't win the 2027 Super Bowl - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 11:17 Because I think the Bears had (and still have) a long window. - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 12:37 he's not prime Aaron Donald but hopefully this move helps at least the other DT(s), if not the DEs - IlliniSax05 October 29, 2026, 10:50 Dexter is in Atlanta* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 10:53 shit, I meant Jarrett - IlliniSax05 October 29, 2026, 10:58 I get where you’re coming from but every team in the league has a bunch of weak spots on the roster - OB25 October 29, 2026, 10:17 Well put* - illini21 October 29, 2026, 10:45 overpaid for a 29 year old DT* - Poldark October 29, 2026, 10:08 I think Dexter Lawrence is a bit better, and he went for one first. But it was the 10 pick, - gvibes October 29, 2026, 10:06 Lawrence was worth every penny. These good DTs can impact the game in so many ways - voiceofreason October 29, 2026, 10:44 Take advantage of the remaining time Caleb has on his rookie deal. Win now* - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 10:05 I’ll never understand the cap but how does this work financially? - OB25 October 29, 2026, 10:01 Only costs $8M this year it seems?* - John Coctostan October 29, 2026, 11:18 First thought - Spackler is gonna be pissed about the picks * - MC October 29, 2026, 10:01 Dots - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 10:04 Nashon Wright kind of agitating for a trade. I know he's not great but the Bears need some - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 09:56 agreed if we are doing this we need secondary help* - CoronaTheirAss October 29, 2026, 09:58 Chicago Bears Chicago Bears they're going all the way... Super Bowl Super Bowl yay hey ok...* - uofi1998 October 29, 2026, 09:55 Wow, what a move. Wish he was like 2 years younger but he’s a DPOY caliber guy right now.* - OB25 October 29, 2026, 09:52 Yeah I’d feel a lot better if he were 27 and not 29 - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 09:57 Grats Bears fans. He’s an absolute beast. I’ll miss watching him. - nash October 29, 2026, 09:39 I’d be ecstatic about this if I were a Titans fan. - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 10:28 Sure if the front office was competent there’d be something to look forward to. - nash October 29, 2026, 11:23 Except your Titans fan and have no QB on your roster and are years from contending for a - MC October 29, 2026, 10:37 2 firsts and a 4th is a pretty great return, though.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 09:44 Hopefully they are both very late first round!* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 09:51 For sure. The Titans stink and need to rebuild, Simmons on a big deal does nothing for them. - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 09:54 and it looks like he had signed a 3 year deal a few months ago... - shua October 29, 2026, 09:35 must mean they can get out from under sweat?* - Ari Gold October 29, 2026, 09:34 They can. They can cut him after this year and save a ton* - Mrap24 October 29, 2026, 09:43 Jeebus, I'm bad at this* - Sammich October 29, 2026, 10:14 It says two 1sts and a 4th - wowza * - aimlessillini October 29, 2026, 09:27 I mean those 1sts will basically be early 2nds am i right * - meanjeans October 29, 2026, 10:50 a proven playmaker at a position of need - IlliniSax05 October 29, 2026, 10:05 A lot but can’t win now in 2028* - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 09:35 That’s a lottttt but go win a Super Bowl in the next few years* - illini21 October 29, 2026, 09:33 LOL* - Carl Spackler October 29, 2026, 09:31 Wow. At least Simmons is legit and a missing piece* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 29, 2026, 09:30 WTF.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 09:29 I mean I guess the Myles Garrett trade kinda set the market * - aimlessillini October 29, 2026, 09:29 HOLY SH!T * - aimlessillini October 29, 2026, 09:25 Noice. Now go get a CB, RB and TE.* - Warrin'_Illini October 29, 2026, 09:25 View all; Collapse ^ Week 8 other games. I hate Iowa - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:32 View all; 1 response; bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:37 ⇥ Auburn has a WR named Nimrod. Lol* - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 12:37 View all; Collapse ^ @Maryland game on Halloween Pre-Game Thread - timmer October 24, 2026, 17:09 View all; 71 responses; harb October 31, 2026, 12:28 ⇥ Woot….nice pass and catch for the TD. * - harb October 31, 2026, 12:28 A classic - bjl63 October 31, 2026, 09:45 I loved Spree candies. Are they still around?* - timmer October 31, 2026, 09:48 Houser is a GTD* - Poldark October 31, 2026, 09:26 Idk why Kent state @ Sacramento state is on ESPN2 but I love that it is* - illini21 October 30, 2026, 22:02 I won’t succeed, but watching this game until the final whistle is the stuff legends are made of* - OB25 October 30, 2026, 22:45 I think the Ball Sac bowl was last week. - tvillini October 30, 2026, 22:06 Major Update. I’m not going to the game - timmer October 30, 2026, 18:49 huh. Houser is Doubtful, not Out. Unlike Jayshon Platt. - assassin October 30, 2026, 14:52 Still no line movement which is a bit surprising given the hints at him playing that are out there - OB25 October 30, 2026, 23:26 Yeah. I expect this is yet another of Bert’s clumsy attempts at maskirovka* - opossum jenkins October 31, 2026, 08:54 Whoa* - illini21 October 30, 2026, 22:00 uh, and now he's a game time decision.... - assassin October 30, 2026, 18:55 ooo - assassin October 30, 2026, 19:06 Did we ever hear exactly what his injury was?* - Herman Blume October 30, 2026, 16:35 for some reason i thought he broke his hand and was done for the year* - assassin October 30, 2026, 17:01 I thought the same but wasn’t sure if there was ever actually any release re the injury* - Herman Blume October 30, 2026, 23:19 The original timeline was 4-6 weeks, so there was some hope he would be back - Blazer October 30, 2026, 19:19 His pride after throwing that horrible pick.* - Illiniphil October 30, 2026, 16:44 classified as doubtful because he participated in practice* - Poldark October 30, 2026, 14:53 Is there any deucer meetup for Saturday?* - timmer October 29, 2026, 08:49 Look for the firetruck. * - Tuscy October 29, 2026, 10:21 no* - Poldark October 29, 2026, 09:08 No to me or no overall?* - timmer October 29, 2026, 09:40 roughy is hosting a tailgate. Regents Lot* - Poldark October 29, 2026, 11:19 It’s a garage at UMD and not an open lot* - timmer October 29, 2026, 11:32 You should go somewhere else, then* - bjl63 October 29, 2026, 14:00 ok* - Poldark October 29, 2026, 11:38 Wow what a promo - OB25 October 27, 2026, 09:51 That’s crazy. I’ll be there with Sprout, so I’ll make sure we stay to the drawing. - DT October 27, 2026, 11:27 also first 7,500 fans get a Bavarian style Terps hat* - Poldark October 27, 2026, 11:28 What are we hearing about Konkey getting offered by OSU? - aimlessillini October 26, 2026, 15:07 Notre Dame is next* - Poldark October 26, 2026, 15:39 From his own lips - bulldogmba October 26, 2026, 15:30 Everything is fine, goodnight* - IlliniOllie October 26, 2026, 17:58 Is this kid a senior in hs? Get him to sign his name on the line that is dotted.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 15:18 based on nothing but history and relative program strength/prestige I expect he ends up there - IlliniSax05 October 26, 2026, 15:11 MC2 B1GFOTW. Beat Maryland * - Poldark October 26, 2026, 14:49 Wow* - Mrap24 October 27, 2026, 11:48 good lord, Utah - BYU kickoff set for 10AM local - assassin October 26, 2026, 12:23 not like they have to worry about not having enough time for drinks before the game* - ECEIllinois October 26, 2026, 13:34 that may be the worst yet.* - Ari Gold October 26, 2026, 12:52 they did that shit to Colorado a couple of times in Prime's first year * - ijustkrushalot October 26, 2026, 15:57 but this is a huge rivalry game.* - Ari Gold October 26, 2026, 17:50 the P2 do what they can - Sammich October 26, 2026, 12:27 It'll be so stupid if we lay an egg at Maryland - RSMBob October 26, 2026, 12:20 Traveling East, likely overconfident after a big win....seems like a recipe for disaster. - OWWDig October 26, 2026, 12:22 don't forget the Fired Coach Bounce potential* - Sammich October 26, 2026, 12:44 It’s the equivalent of when other Big Ten teams would come for an 11am Ryan Field game. - OB25 October 26, 2026, 12:40 Hopefully the DE-MC brings the noize.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 13:42 Not sure of the layout, but you might want to consider higher up - RSMBob October 26, 2026, 11:34 Yeah, the next section up is probably ideal* - timmer October 26, 2026, 11:49 Is anyone planning on going to the Northwestern game? I want to check out their new stadium. - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 11:00 Probably* - Phytynlini October 26, 2026, 20:40 Yes. BEAT MARYLAND * - Poldark October 26, 2026, 11:04 i think we will have the dreaded 5-6 record going into the NW game * - illiniranger October 26, 2026, 11:22 Honestly, that’s one hell of a recovery after Hauck’s performance and dismissal* - opossum jenkins October 26, 2026, 15:17 I thought we might lose out after the Purdue game. We're downright respectable now.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 15:19 Yuck. That 2023 game was very depressing.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 11:38 so was 2002* - assassin October 26, 2026, 11:39 Was thinking about it but as of now it looks like Illinois fans bought up the tickets - OB25 October 26, 2026, 11:03 Yeah, just checking now and you aren't kidding. Will keep my eye out.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 11:17 At least with these ridiculous prices you get a cup holder! - Waka October 26, 2026, 11:32 If it says "Northwestern" anywhere on it, I will use it as a pee-and-poop holder instead.* - Warrin'_Illini October 26, 2026, 11:35 I think it might just be the built in cup holders on the backs of seats. So now I’m - Waka October 26, 2026, 18:14 LOL. Coincidence that I saw this story today?… - DocWalk20 October 26, 2026, 19:29 I think not! Also, it’s wild that this lady was just pooping on the sidewalk in broad daylight.(nm) - Waka October 27, 2026, 11:54 I’ll be there. 40 yard line or so on the other side. Row W.* - DT October 24, 2026, 18:22 I'm there. roughy tailgate. RUN THE BALL* - Poldark October 24, 2026, 17:50 Where is roughy’s tailgate? - DT October 24, 2026, 18:28 I dunno will advise * - Poldark October 24, 2026, 20:38 View all; Collapse ^ Q: why wasn’t Joseph there at the crucifixion? - ATL October 31, 2026, 06:15 View all; 14 responses; Wotcher October 31, 2026, 11:24 ⇥ Was out picking up his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat at the cleaners* - illini222 October 31, 2026, 11:06 Crucifixion? Yes. Good. Out of the door, line to the left, one cross each. Next!* - biclops October 31, 2026, 09:04 And happy Reformation Day to those who celebrate. * - larue33 October 31, 2026, 07:18 Who’s crucifixion? - timmer October 31, 2026, 07:10 I know you’re only mocking religion, but he was dead by that time.* - Stu October 31, 2026, 06:33 true. Most people back then never saw their 36th bday. Joseph was 20-25 when Jesus was born - bbonb October 31, 2026, 11:06 There is no mention of Joseph's death in the canonical gospels - ATL October 31, 2026, 07:10 It's assumed that Jesus would not have made one of his disciples responsible for Mary - larue33 October 31, 2026, 07:14 It wasn't really custom, just had aftermarket pipes. * - doubledown October 31, 2026, 07:12 Nobody is mocking religion. Christianity isn't a religion. - doubledown October 31, 2026, 07:02 That is something a particular type of Christian would say. - larue33 October 31, 2026, 07:12 I agree with you. It IS a religion... and shares aspects with all other religions. Specifically: - Wotcher October 31, 2026, 09:54 it can also produce truly good people who do great things and change lives* - bbonb October 31, 2026, 11:09 Huh. Interesting. Maybe someday I'll meet one of those people. Doubt it, but maybe.* - Wotcher October 31, 2026, 11:24 View all; Collapse ^ Happy Halloween (music post) - TarheelIllini October 31, 2026, 00:12 View all; 2 responses; Waka October 31, 2026, 09:40 ⇥ Spooky - Waka October 31, 2026, 09:40 000 - DanSaint October 31, 2026, 08:28 View all; Collapse ^ 1960-5, q8 - larue33 October 31, 2026, 05:21 View all; 3 responses; Illiniphil October 31, 2026, 08:19 ⇥ 4 - Illiniphil October 31, 2026, 08:19 5 - Tuscy October 31, 2026, 07:49 5, q8 - complainant October 31, 2026, 06:00 View all; Collapse ^ NBA new season thread - Keaton Wagler likely to start for LA Clippers* - RSMBob October 21, 2026, 13:39 View all; 57 responses; Carl Spackler October 31, 2026, 06:58 ⇥ After 1 quarter of the Luka/Yaxel rematch - OB25 October 30, 2026, 21:53 Steph blew up and the Lakers bench melted down * - assassin October 30, 2026, 23:39 And Yaxel still had a -20, lol* - Blazer October 31, 2026, 00:15 Fouled out in 24 mins with 5 TOs. Is that good?* - Carl Spackler October 31, 2026, 06:58 Another great start for our Bulls. LOL.* - Warrin'_Illini October 23, 2026, 15:33 It’s now you finish not how you start * - MC October 23, 2026, 17:46 Awesome Caleb Wilson. Awesome win.* - Toonces October 23, 2026, 17:41 Noa Essengue is a menace on defense.* - Warrin'_Illini October 23, 2026, 17:24 This is some dastardly shit - OB25 October 22, 2026, 22:37 That’s why the Knicks don’t deserve to win shit - bjl63 October 23, 2026, 11:06 Glad for the fans that they won. But wish they could have without Dolan winning too.* - DT October 23, 2026, 16:03 So do we.* - voiceofreason October 30, 2026, 23:41 why am I not surprised that the POS owner acted like a POS - IlliniSax05 October 23, 2026, 10:18 And Roger Goddell was more prominent than Adam Silver* - bjl63 October 23, 2026, 11:11 Heartbreaking: Michigan man just made a great point - Sammich October 22, 2026, 09:55 I like Luka, but this is hilarious and deserved criticism. - OrangeSox October 22, 2026, 22:42 Yaxel is a man who commands multitudes. Annoying dumbass who has the tools to - Warrin'_Illini October 22, 2026, 11:56 Luka only three years older than Yaxel, the rookie.* - cpsteine October 22, 2026, 11:35 I'm on Team Yaxel here. Luka is a bitch.* - uofi1998 October 22, 2026, 10:28 So is Yaxel* - bjl63 October 22, 2026, 10:37 Fair* - uofi1998 October 22, 2026, 10:39 The half courter on Yaxel was satisfying* - ZahRule October 22, 2026, 11:14 He might be right, but that would be a major red flag for me if I had just drafted him. - OB25 October 22, 2026, 10:02 Gotta be honest... I disagree here. I love the vibe... stake your claim... - uofi1998 October 22, 2026, 10:28 I can see both sides for sure. I also don’t think I’d love this quote though. - OB25 October 22, 2026, 11:11 I saw somewhere that Draymond didn’t seem to mind it* - bjl63 October 22, 2026, 11:22 I can't imagine a team would be happier to have a guy who was cowed by the situation. - Sammich October 22, 2026, 10:06 I would generally agree with you but something just feels off about it. - OB25 October 22, 2026, 10:16 Yep. He’s right. But he’s also a self-absorbed unlikeable prick. * - illini October 22, 2026, 22:44 ooo - Kajagoogoo October 22, 2026, 10:23 it might be different if everyone in the league didn't already know everything he's saying is true* - Sammich October 22, 2026, 10:21 While true, Luka kinda fucked him up all night and let him know* - John Coctostan October 22, 2026, 09:56 yes, the MVP candidate played well against the out-of-position rookie - Sammich October 22, 2026, 10:03 My season started with a 21-0 deficit and 40 point loss. How’d yours go? - uofi1998 October 22, 2026, 06:35 Knicks lost. But then I remembered they were the defending NBA Champions - voiceofreason October 22, 2026, 22:40 Bulls got smoked but Minny looks great. Giannis said no to getting traded there last year and - Toonces October 22, 2026, 08:04 I got particular joy out of Ayo hitting TJ for a 3...* - uofi1998 October 22, 2026, 09:29 Looks like Wagler did not start.* - Carl Spackler October 21, 2026, 21:52 Acuff with an efficient 12 points on 24 shots in that game - UIHuskie October 22, 2026, 08:32 Draymond must not have gotten through to him. - Sammich October 22, 2026, 09:11 15, 5 and 5 on 8 shots with 1 TO and 2 steals. That’ll play.* - Carl Spackler October 22, 2026, 06:15 Youngest player since Lebron to drop 15/5/5 on 50% shooting in NBA debut* - ZahRule October 22, 2026, 11:57 Great start for our Wolves.* - Toonces October 21, 2026, 21:16 Why isn’t Will Riley playing?* - Carl Spackler October 21, 2026, 20:03 Apparently odd man out on rotation. Which makes no sense for a 1st round pick* - MC October 21, 2026, 21:55 weird for a guy that was averaging 16 points over the last 3 months of the season last year* - shua October 22, 2026, 07:33 Can he guard anybody?* - Herman Blume October 23, 2026, 09:59 JFC, Bulls should be on the phone with them ASAP.* - Carl Spackler October 22, 2026, 06:54 This wolves team is insane. This is some fun shit.* - Toonces October 21, 2026, 19:46 Lamelo no travel on 7 steps.* - Warrin'_Illini October 21, 2026, 19:28 Maybe 8 - illini222 October 21, 2026, 19:30 That was some kinda something* - Ron McDon October 21, 2026, 19:30 Not a great start for our bulls lol.* - Warrin'_Illini October 21, 2026, 19:09 Huh. Doing mid-game interviews with players on the bench now apparently* - illini21 October 21, 2026, 19:03 Besides the Bulls tonight, Wolves vs. Heat is on ESPN. Interested to see how those - Warrin'_Illini October 21, 2026, 16:52 I think the heat are gonna suck and that would make me happy - bjl63 October 21, 2026, 17:28 It could work if they stay healthy; Spo is one of the best coaches in the league. - Warrin'_Illini October 21, 2026, 17:34 View all; Collapse ^ Illini women doubled up UIS 88-44 in an exhibition tonight. - larue33 October 30, 2026, 20:17 View all; 3 responses; redgrange77 October 30, 2026, 21:20 ⇥ I like that Bourrage doesn't force anything. - illinijohn October 30, 2026, 21:01 I like that I graduated Rocky HS with her dad or uncle - redgrange77 October 30, 2026, 21:20 The second unit kinda outplayed the starters tonight. - Kajagoogoo October 30, 2026, 20:25 View all; Collapse ^ LAMK! First byline in the Daily Illini! - Tuscy October 29, 2026, 15:11 View all; 9 responses; ECEIllinois October 30, 2026, 16:55 ⇥ ^5* - ATL October 30, 2026, 00:54 you must be proud, Mr. Sathyaraj* - ECEIllinois October 29, 2026, 21:50 Speaking of this, last night I attended a smallish wedding event for my cousin here in Ahmedabad. - ATL October 30, 2026, 00:56 UIUC engineering is pretty well-respected in Asia, so not surprising* - ECEIllinois October 30, 2026, 16:55 why don’t you post a link so that we can read* - bbonb October 29, 2026, 20:14 Ya mean I gotta know his/her/its real name?! * - illinijohn October 29, 2026, 15:30 I'd think you could remember! * - Tuscy October 30, 2026, 09:53 the 21st night of September? - IlliniSax05 October 30, 2026, 09:56 Ya mean I'm gonna stay this color?!* - Sammich October 29, 2026, 15:41 View all; Collapse ^

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