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Broncos/Bills, Seahawks/49ers, Patriots/Texans (nm) - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 15:30:26 View thread; 390 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 20:49:14, View last; Sounds like Mike McDaniel to Chargers as OC - AintHatin January 20, 2026, 20:49:14 Baker Mayfield not a fan of Kevin Stefanski - OB25 January 20, 2026, 18:03:41 Spicy, love it.* - Toonces January 20, 2026, 18:16:17 Titans hiring Saleh* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 23:05:10 LOLOLOLOLOL* - bjl63 January 20, 2026, 8:02:40 Another round of comp picks for Niners* - Carl Spackler January 20, 2026, 6:44:27 Actually looks like not* - Carl Spackler January 20, 2026, 6:49:09 I don't know. But I suppose every failed Jets coach should get a second try with a real team* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 23:17:00 This is a great hire for them. I think he can win there * - MC January 19, 2026, 23:11:35 I think he’s a clown* - bjl63 January 20, 2026, 8:03:14 Much better than Nagy.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 23:05:31 I disagree* - bjl63 January 20, 2026, 8:03:47 I think both are poor hires* - Mrap24 January 20, 2026, 8:09:10 In hindsight, last year had a bumper crop of HC candidates. Johnson, Coen, I think Moore - gvibes January 19, 2026, 13:39:33 Lions hiring Drew Petzing as OC* - Carl Spackler January 19, 2026, 13:35:23 Glad it wasn't McDaniel* - illini21 January 20, 2026, 7:45:10 :eek: :flail:* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 13:38:55 BREAKING: Bills fire McDermott* - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 8:21:05 He's paying for having no WRs and getting Mahomes-ed. - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 10:46:28 Beane should go, too. - AintHatin January 19, 2026, 11:59:32 It seems like he got a promotion out of this somehow. He is not good* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 12:03:03 I get the concept that maybe a new voice/direction may be needed. But…. - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 11:28:56 Agreed* - illini21 January 19, 2026, 13:11:06 I'm sure Robert Salah (or equivalent) will knock the fans' socks off... - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 11:30:11 i genuinely don't know who they think they can get that's an upgrade in this market* - VIV January 19, 2026, 9:11:37 Tomlin?* - Sammich January 19, 2026, 9:24:48 Flus?* - Herman Blume January 19, 2026, 11:08:02 coiffed, rested, and ready* - Sammich January 19, 2026, 11:59:38 I’m not giving up draft capital for him* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 10:10:25 depends upon which team and what the picks are, but it wouldn't make sense for the bills.* - Ari Gold January 19, 2026, 13:05:30 I'm a Tomlin fan, but you can't fire McDermott for losing in the playoffs, then hire Tomlin* - VIV January 19, 2026, 9:28:04 Tomlin is a worse version of McDermott at this point.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 9:26:51 I agree, but VIV is a Tomlin guy iirc* - Sammich January 19, 2026, 9:28:00 i love tomlin, you just can't sell that hire.* - VIV January 19, 2026, 9:28:39 Some smoke around Daboll * - MC January 19, 2026, 9:21:11 like i said* - VIV January 19, 2026, 9:24:35 They should hire Matt Nagy to complete the Josh Allen sabotage* - KCWildcat January 19, 2026, 8:38:01 I definitely think he’ll be a much better HC the 2nd time around though not sure - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 9:04:20 Ben Johnson is who Nagy wishes he was* - VIV January 19, 2026, 9:27:24 That doesnt surprise me* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 8:21:57 Not after his antics the other night. Not saying that got him fired, but it seemed like it was - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 9:15:24 Yep. I’m not saying I agree with the firing, but I can understand why Buffalo - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 10:09:48 I think ultimately they will regret it - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 11:29:59 Sometimes a guy can grow stale, but the problem IMO is they're trying to make it a... - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 11:37:13 Yay, the Patriots are good again. Everyone who loves football is rejoicing * - bbonb January 18, 2026, 17:32:15 Gotta be happy for their long-suffering fans* - Herman Blume January 18, 2026, 19:47:22 Stroud just seems like a QB who will never be good enough to go to the SB. - MC January 18, 2026, 17:16:30 Been a disaster ever since he little bro'd Caleb. He is ass.* - Toonces January 18, 2026, 17:19:11 Why is Bon Jovi a patriots fan?* - ATL January 18, 2026, 17:14:03 He’s friends with Robert Kraft - bjl63 January 18, 2026, 17:21:24 Go birds?* - ATL January 18, 2026, 18:16:27 I mean, have you seen the Jets, like ever?* - SurfTheBoneyard January 18, 2026, 17:17:23 And here we go. Knob slobbering a New England team that played a horrific schedule and - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 17:09:10 And then Stidham. * - MC January 18, 2026, 17:11:15 They should just start Rivers. * - assassin January 18, 2026, 17:14:15 Can’t believe Pats are already back in the SB * - MC January 18, 2026, 17:08:13 There might be a reason you can’t believe that* - Stu January 18, 2026, 17:20:42 4 mins to go, down 12, 1 timeout and you PUNNNNNNNT?!?* - VIV January 18, 2026, 17:05:47 kenpom.* - Ari Gold January 19, 2026, 9:03:00 Absolute surrender* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 17:06:19 Demeco Ryans actually sucks* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 17:05:14 He’s horrible* - Carl Spackler January 18, 2026, 17:08:08 That takes odds to 0. No clue why he did that* - John Coctostan January 18, 2026, 17:06:04 I’m starting to see why he can’t get out of the divisional round.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 17:06:01 Get off my screen stroud. You stink* - John Coctostan January 18, 2026, 16:50:34 I’m still amazed that they haven’t gone to Mills. As I said below, coaching malpractice by Ryans* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 16:53:10 Stover just blew his knee.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 16:50:34 Trying to contort to reach a bad throw * - Orangeillini January 18, 2026, 16:51:38 Yep.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 16:52:08 That was PI. Ref went to grab his flag, couldn’t find it and gave up* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 16:49:09 Maybe he was going to throw it if anyone else did but no one did * - Orangeillini January 18, 2026, 16:50:09 Nice throw, incredible catch* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 16:42:28 Holy shit, hell of a catch* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 16:42:12 Why is God not helping CJ today?* - JeffFrank January 18, 2026, 16:29:38 God is a Pats fan* - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 16:34:56 I mean, keep the ball in the Texans offense’s hands is a winning strategy so far* - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 16:22:33 Total yards: Texans 206, Patriots 138* - Orangeillini January 18, 2026, 16:19:52 Hey we might tie it u-nope. Nope.* - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 16:17:58 This is clown shoes by Houston* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 16:17:23 This is wacky wild stuff* - John Coctostan January 18, 2026, 16:17:16 total carnage* - LeatherneckIllini January 18, 2026, 16:17:12 Texans OC is calling a really poor game* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 16:14:50 Down only 11 seems almost impossible * - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 15:54:57 they could be down 28, they are still in this* - apusikam January 18, 2026, 16:02:03 Not really sure how Ryan Clark is still employed. His takes are awful. He thinks - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:48:08 He’s terrible* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 16:06:31 TBF, Maye not exactly covering himself in glory either * - ATL January 18, 2026, 15:41:15 I haven't watched a ton, but ball security looks pretty rough* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:43:36 Oh man, Hunter and now Anderson just whiffing on these recoveries* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:41:14 Davis Mills time* - illini222 January 18, 2026, 15:39:08 Coaching malpractice by Ryans here.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:38:44 “Nothing has gone right for CJ Stroud”- Troy Aikman * - VIV January 18, 2026, 15:38:15 Run the ball and kill the clock. Don’t ask Stroud to throw anymore this half* - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 15:37:59 Davis mills time* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 15:34:14 Yeah you can’t run Stroud back out there.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:35:12 Stroud has been complete ass * - VIV January 18, 2026, 15:34:07 Stop being unfair to asses.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:35:33 Nice toe tap for a DB* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:34:24 Slightly off-topic: Bill Callahan joining Falcon's staff. Worked with Mike White, 1981-86 - osklister January 18, 2026, 15:29:17 Under absolutely no circumstances am I giving Stroud a $50 per year extension* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 15:25:35 I’m not sure I’d give him an extension period.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:27:01 They have a reasonably priced fifth year option to see another year at least* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:32:44 Nice catches and pretty throws those last two* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:24:54 Great catch* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 15:24:31 Texans D gonna need two more scores. * - assassin January 18, 2026, 15:20:39 Texans OC isn’t doing them any favors. Get Stroud out of the pocket, run some screens. - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:20:31 Welp, he did get him out of the pocket. And he still threw an awful pick.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:34:47 What kind of defense is that? Quarters with a deep safety behind? Weird* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:14:43 Pretty loose ball security from Maye there* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:13:55 What a hit by Woody Marks.* - Carl Spackler January 18, 2026, 15:13:09 Texans didn’t touch him lol. * - assassin January 18, 2026, 15:12:12 Didn't the guy reach and slap his helmet?* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:13:02 Looked like he whiffed to me but maybe I missed another view* - assassin January 18, 2026, 15:19:29 Stroud really did peak rookie year * - MC January 18, 2026, 15:11:52 Maybe just a bit less time praising the heavens and a little more time practicing under duress* - MtHoodIllini January 18, 2026, 15:14:11 The NE defender has no idea where he is right now.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:11:43 Did the ball actually cross the plane inside the pylon? Kinda looked not to me* - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 15:06:06 Touching the pylon is in* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 18, 2026, 15:06:51 I thought the Texans back hit the pylon, so does that transfer to the other player too?* - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 15:09:03 I'm listening on radio - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 18, 2026, 15:19:09 Got it…for the record I was honestly curious with my follow up* - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 15:35:37 lol the Texan wiped it out by tackling him by the facemask* - assassin January 18, 2026, 15:08:12 If your flat route eats shit and there is a free runner you just have to eat it* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:05:52 Not a word from Troy yet* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 15:05:40 He just did.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:08:21 That whole post TD sequence was weird. No replays no commentary really. - assassin January 18, 2026, 15:07:19 He said Stroud sucked shit after the break at least* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 15:08:40 Stroud makes very poor decisions* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 15:04:40 I’ll take the L on my prediction from yesterday. I didn’t think Stroud could be this bad - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 15:04:38 JFC* - OB25 January 18, 2026, 15:03:48 Woof* - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 15:03:44 Stroud, you absolute donut. * - VIV January 18, 2026, 15:03:38 Why would you do that* - assassin January 18, 2026, 15:03:33 what a dumb play * - jdl January 18, 2026, 15:03:14 Uncalled blindside block by Henry* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 14:58:03 Nice job by Kirk there.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 14:52:35 Yeah, at least the throw was high enough he could still make the play, even if - assassin January 18, 2026, 14:56:06 Redemption for Togiai* - VIV January 18, 2026, 14:44:24 Troy conspicuously not criticizing stroud for being absolutely pants so far. “Got away from him.”* - VIV January 18, 2026, 14:43:31 Remind me, what the generally accepted reason for why we all think Troy hates CW?* - LovetheChief January 18, 2026, 14:53:11 Probably multiple reasons, but Caleb ghosted him on a standardly scheduled pre-MNF call* - OB25 January 18, 2026, 15:02:12 Twice.* - Chuck Woodaby January 18, 2026, 15:15:11 Even his first pass of the game, which was way off, was immediately attributed to weather - IlliniSax05 January 18, 2026, 14:48:29 You guys are reaching ponderous territory with this. It came out of his hand wobbly - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 14:55:47 Texans are totally blowing this. Assholes* - OB25 January 18, 2026, 14:41:44 I prefer syrup. * - VIV January 18, 2026, 14:43:50 Good lord Stroud* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 14:40:43 Stroud looks pretty unsettled in the pocket* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 14:40:35 Brutal penalty* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 14:27:46 But a correct call* - VIV January 18, 2026, 14:29:43 100%* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 14:40:24 Geez Houston offense* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 14:09:44 Catching with your hands and not your body- pee wee football skills.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 14:10:18 Is Aaron Rodgers married to an AI chatbot? - Toonces January 18, 2026, 8:45:34 What’s with the whole milk thing? It’s nasty shit imo. - Toonces January 18, 2026, 7:02:23 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki January 18, 2026, 9:32:18 LOL sorry wrong thread.* - Toonces January 18, 2026, 7:35:54 And what’s the deal with Ovaltine? - IlliniSax05 January 18, 2026, 7:49:42 I have no idea if he’s right since the rules are unclear, but props to McDermott for going all in. - OB25 January 17, 2026, 23:34:50 McDermott is wrong on all counts. All turnovers are reviewed by New York. This was not a close case. - Orangeillini January 18, 2026, 9:30:17 Say what you will about the catch rules, but if the ball had hit the ground at the same time - gvibes January 18, 2026, 14:02:26 Set aside whatever the crazy rule is. He’s bitching because he wanted to be awarded possession and - meanjeans January 18, 2026, 10:25:21 Yep, he’s really showing his ass here.* - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 9:34:49 He just lost a hotly contested nfl playoff game on two close calls - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 18, 2026, 10:11:46 He can be angry all he wants, but they were the correct calls and that’s the job. I understand - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 10:15:31 NFL definitely needs to be clearer about when NY can and can’t intervene. - Carl Spackler January 18, 2026, 6:53:01 Stop! They’re already dead. * - illini January 17, 2026, 21:51:23 Seattle defense is obnoxiously good * - MC January 17, 2026, 21:31:21 Velus Jones sighting!* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 21:18:06 Falcons hiring Kevin Stefanski for HC before hiring a GM. Bizarre process.* - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 20:52:45 Yet, a good hire. * - MC January 17, 2026, 21:05:44 HOT TAKE: better hire than Harbaugh* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 21:07:05 100% agree* - Mrap24 January 17, 2026, 22:21:18 Always offensive playcaller head coach. Always* - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 21:11:25 Isn't the extent to which Matt Ryan is actually the GM kind of unclear at this point?* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 20:54:56 It’s all over the place. He made it seem like the GM would have traditional GM duties… - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 20:58:05 Chicago Bears-ian - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 20:54:16 I hope spoon gets paid. Bad man* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 20:52:27 Get OOB, Purdy* - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 20:50:21 I’d like to report a murder* - biclops January 17, 2026, 20:47:09 The speed of Rasheed Shaheed - KingTalkyTiki January 17, 2026, 20:45:18 Indeed - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 20:49:26 HOU/NE for the Super Bowl * - MC January 17, 2026, 20:15:49 OMG - Bo Nix out for season with broken ankle. Patriots magic continues* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 20:15:29 HOU is gonna crush NE* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 20:44:43 Broncos will play better without him* - KCWildcat January 17, 2026, 20:39:38 LOL* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 20:53:53 No, they will not. I’m not a big Nix guy but he’s not a bum * - MC January 17, 2026, 20:42:55 No biggie, other than their backups have 0 passing yards all year.* - SurfTheBoneyard January 17, 2026, 20:28:18 and apparently last year as well?* - IlliniRunner January 17, 2026, 20:33:48 And who would be the backup?* - LovetheChief January 17, 2026, 20:29:40 Jarred Stidham * - MC January 17, 2026, 20:30:24 Former patriot!* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 17, 2026, 20:36:12 I have no interest in watching the Texans in the Super Bowl either, but… - OB25 January 17, 2026, 20:21:24 They are going to destroy NE tomorrow.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 20:23:58 I don’t trust CJ Stroud at all, especially without Collins* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 20:31:33 This* - MtHoodIllini January 17, 2026, 21:12:15 I’m not sure their offense is good enough to destroy anyone * - MC January 17, 2026, 20:25:16 Doesn’t need to be. * - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 20:45:46 Fair, destroy is probably too strong. But they’ll beat them with that defense. - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 20:28:37 Wtf. When did that happen* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 20:17:40 EDIT: Payton said it was the play before he threw the pass to Mims. So third to last play before - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 20:22:28 39:53 of this video. He does look a little gimpy after the play... - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 20:32:19 2nd to last play of the game supposedly.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 20:19:21 The kneel down/center the ball??* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 20:24:01 Holy shit.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 20:17:25 Not sure if this is the consensus narrative because I haven’t been online. But Josh Allen was awful. - OB25 January 17, 2026, 20:03:25 I thought he was great until the fumble at the end of Q2, then made way too many mistakes - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 20:18:56 I think Joe Brady is kind of ass, but yeah, Allen was also rough* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 20:04:43 I still think Bears/Rams can go into Seattle and win * - MC January 17, 2026, 19:55:42 Well the Rams can…not sure about the Bears* - QcIlliniFan January 17, 2026, 20:17:30 I kinda dont* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 19:57:34 Then you are not the same level of hater I am on Sam Darnold * - MC January 17, 2026, 20:01:13 Darnold doesn't matter, that defense is stifling* - MtHoodIllini January 17, 2026, 23:05:55 Somehow he became good. But they’re kind of a machine as a whole* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 20:05:26 Hell of a throw* - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:54:47 Even Shanny is unglued.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:54:45 Serious pursuit by Mustapha* - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:50:50 Is there more of a fraudulent multiple time all-pro than Kyle Jaszczyk? - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 19:48:35 There is like 3 fullbacks in the NFL so easy to win it * - MC January 17, 2026, 19:51:42 Kind of wild shanny pulled this shitheap this far* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 19:47:08 Should be COTY but won’t be * - MC January 17, 2026, 19:48:30 Which win over the Cardinals was most impressive?* - longsnapper January 17, 2026, 21:15:16 If Seattle scores a TD here, this one is over. * - MC January 17, 2026, 19:35:43 That looked planned, I'm not sure why though* - RVA January 17, 2026, 19:32:47 Dumb play SF* - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:32:35 lol at that play call* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 19:32:31 lol. Fuck you, Shanny* - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:32:17 Man it’s loud there * - assassin January 17, 2026, 19:30:29 Unless Darnold absolutely turtles, this game ain’t gonna be close * - MC January 17, 2026, 19:28:09 Rasheed Shaheed, he lives inside of my head. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:24:49 WOW opening kick. And LOL at the kicker trying the trip* - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:22:38 would have been a straight red for DOGSO* - assassin January 17, 2026, 19:25:07 Hilarious.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:22:49 Man, Buffalo... Chiefs finally have a year of suck and you can't take advantage* - RVA January 17, 2026, 19:20:51 Yep. He’s the best QB by far in the field and he chunked it.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:23:29 Guys, the refs are incompetent sometimes. In what world is the NFL rigging Josh Allen - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:19:01 I’m not saying it’s rigged. I’m saying the refs were shit and inconsistent * - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:23:40 Yep, the refs sucked but so did Buffalo* - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:34:30 That INT was utter bullshit. Buffalo got screwed* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 19:45:22 Again, no.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:48:09 And Allen made plenty of errors that made a difference. * - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:46:59 Sorry, was supposed to be below where folks were using the term rigged.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:25:19 Is simultaneous possession by rule a catch by the WR.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:17:29 I think Cooks met (a) and (b) but not (c) of the catch standard... - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 19:25:54 Agreed.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:48:47 White definitely did PI. Seemed pretty clear to me. Everything before that idk * - MC January 17, 2026, 19:16:15 Cosign * - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:17:03 Bills got fukked* - cpsteine January 17, 2026, 19:14:48 They played a terrible game, they fucked themselves.* - longsnapper January 17, 2026, 19:18:17 All this ref bullshit is gonna mask the fact that Allen missed dudes all over the place. He wasn’t - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 19:14:01 100%* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:16:25 He missed throws that would have won it, and his ridiculous TO to end the 1st half cost them* - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:15:08 Gene Steratore agree with call on the field? Shockers* - illini222 January 17, 2026, 19:13:58 Ref show. Go Houston* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 19:13:48 2nd PI was legit. The one before, the INT, and the no call on PI in the other end zone… woof* - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:13:39 I had an “I DUNNO, JIM!” on the 2nd PI at first, but clear on replay.* - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 19:15:30 Checks cashed. Refs decided this. Unfortunate* - Desert January 17, 2026, 19:12:47 The NFL would much rather have Josh Allen in the AFC Championship.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:15:07 No Tony you dumbass, throwing the ball down field hoping for PI isn't smart football* - illini222 January 17, 2026, 19:12:30 begging to lose if you're -4 on turnovers* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 19:12:23 This blows. Really wanted more Josh Allen* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 19:12:07 all of this after the no call in the end zone towards the end of reg. wow.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 19:12:01 This game is rigged* - CWR10 January 17, 2026, 19:11:54 He full on tackled him. That’s…PI. * - assassin January 17, 2026, 19:11:46 No different than the contact in the end zone near the end of regulation* - CWR10 January 17, 2026, 19:12:26 This was worse and the other pass landed pretty far away from him still. * - assassin January 17, 2026, 19:14:05 That was much more PI* - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:12:12 Such a bad pass it was good* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 19:11:28 Oh my god another awful call* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 19:09:52 But correct on Bosa. Only two extra yards* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 19:11:13 Soft PI. especially if the cooks one in the end zone wasn’t PI* - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:09:49 Exactly * - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:10:34 Agree. But the roughing was there regardless* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 19:10:31 Also true* - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:11:57 That is a staggeringly bad call. Cooks knee is down before the corner touches the ball. * - illini January 17, 2026, 19:05:32 Once again, I have no idea what constitutes a completed pass* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 19:05:26 If he had dropped the ball at the transfer point in time it would be incomplete. - gvibes January 17, 2026, 19:05:20 Catch/knee down/contact-no one really knows what a catch is* - illini222 January 17, 2026, 19:05:17 correct. and insane you don’t review that in a playoff game!* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 19:06:01 4 hands on the ball when they hit the ground. Too close to overrule.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 19:05:15 seems like an interception to me* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 19:05:04 Yeah i think so too on replay. Again, bad throw by Allen. That has to be out there like 3 more yard* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 19:05:39 They’re not gonna review this??* - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:03:55 burn it down.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 19:05:04 That looks like a catch to me * - assassin January 17, 2026, 19:03:24 Agreed* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 19:04:06 That’s a catch* - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:03:15 I think that’s a completion* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 19:03:09 Holy shit* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 19:03:03 Allen has missed some throws and even that was underthrown* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 19:02:55 yes.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 19:03:34 Wait maybe that’s a catch* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 19:03:28 J KWON MAKING BILLS FANS FEEL TIPSY* - VIV January 17, 2026, 19:02:52 Rushing 2 is an interesting choice* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 18:56:56 Nearly a walkoff holding penalty * - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:56:14 Punter big balls.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 18:54:36 BUF/HOU could be a fun AFC title game* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 18:54:23 Oh no, Denver* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 18:53:45 Dear CBS. Next year PLEASE make Ian Eagle and JJ Watt your A team - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 18:50:20 jFC these two are so lazy. Norwood was 35 years ago* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 18:44:08 This game fucks* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 18:44:06 Lolol* - uofi1998 January 17, 2026, 18:47:49 Fun! What a great playoffs so far. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:43:53 Quite literally unprecedentedly great* - uofi1998 January 17, 2026, 18:50:00 I have a feeling tomorrow’s NE/HOU game will suck - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 18:52:02 i can’t believe they didn’t call the blatant pi.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 18:42:34 Steratore said it wasn’t enough. I thought it was clearly PI* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 18:43:23 he grabbed him and never looked back to play the ball?* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 18:46:01 Bad throw by Allen. He was open* - Mrap24 January 17, 2026, 18:42:22 Oh Josh. Gotta hit that.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 18:42:06 Wide right?* - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:41:54 Oh man, they missed a hold* - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:41:46 Do the buffalo bills really want to let a playoff game come down to a kick* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 18:41:30 Keep running* - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:40:32 Man, these playoffs have been spectacular* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 18:39:31 Go out of bounds you idiot* - assassin January 17, 2026, 18:39:09 Hook and hold again! Err....hook and ladder * - jdl January 17, 2026, 18:39:08 Get out of bounds! Also what a play* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 18:39:04 Hook and ladder!* - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:39:04 Goodness, that’s just unlucky. What a catch* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 18:36:46 Bring me OT. This is fun.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 18:34:45 Scored too soon* - assassin January 17, 2026, 18:33:02 What a throw. Mercy,* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 18:32:40 No, Jim, you don’t have to bring in Gene. Unless your eyes don’t work* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 18:32:10 Gorgeous throw. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:31:44 Josh Allen your table is ready* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 18:31:28 WOW!* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 18:31:13 Sam Mustipher sighting. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:30:48 Almost positive it’s 4 down territory. Thanks tony* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 18:29:43 When did Luke Wilson become Rooster Cogburn?* - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:26:19 Not a great defensive call there on 3rd down by Buffalo* - Mrap24 January 17, 2026, 18:24:21 Why stop attacking there?* - illini222 January 17, 2026, 18:25:08 Coaches try and get cute. Just go with what works* - Mrap24 January 17, 2026, 18:26:37 Bobby Babich mentioned. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:24:16 Good god allen* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 18:13:02 Bills OL opening up big holes. They’re Bronco-dilators. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 18:10:26 Bills are starting to roll here. Danger time for Denver.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 18:08:21 Harbaugh to Giants official, GB reups Lafleur. * - assassin January 17, 2026, 18:06:27 Speaking of LaFleur it’s funny how so many panties are in a wad over BenJo* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 18:12:48 Let’s go BILLS!* - Toonces January 17, 2026, 17:59:35 what a great game* - bbonb January 17, 2026, 17:59:31 Great throw. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 17:57:59 Yep, what a dime.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 18:00:31 I’m fine with this version of a tush push - assassin January 17, 2026, 17:51:52 Easy, Jim. Let's not put Josh in the HoF just yet - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 17:50:05 This game is drunk * - ATL January 17, 2026, 17:40:07 Allen playing like ass today * - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 17:39:15 This game is wild. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 17:38:10 Re: This game is wild. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 17:39:02 Lotta fat boys with balls in their hands today* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 17:37:45 Allen has to be pissed the team gave him zero above average WR * - MC January 17, 2026, 17:33:00 He should be pissed at himself for being terrible today.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 17:40:13 Isn’t stepping over a guy while woofing a taunting penalty?* - assassin January 17, 2026, 17:29:46 Taunting should never be a penalty unless it’s absolutely extreme/obscene - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 17:41:43 Some might consider it foreplay* - VIV January 17, 2026, 17:32:27 That’s what I thought but apparently not in this game - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 17:32:03 If Buffalo can’t do it this year when Mahomes, Burrow, and Lamar are out……* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 17:21:41 this is actually a pretty terrible roster and Allen is the only reason they are even competitive* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 17:23:28 Their D has done a pretty admirable job today though. Put in some bad spots* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 17:27:08 Allen can’t blame this one on anybody else, at least so far* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 17:18:08 Ok that’s a little unfair, but still* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 17:18:32 Two guys, no blocks. * - assassin January 17, 2026, 17:19:27 that almost looked like a point shaving fumble* - bbonb January 17, 2026, 17:06:42 I was just thinking Allen had a great half but his teammates let him down, then that.* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 17:01:57 nm* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 17:02:12 LOL. Disaster.* - Toonces January 17, 2026, 17:01:20 WAT U DOIN JOSH ALLEN?!* - VIV January 17, 2026, 17:00:45 OMG WHAT* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 17:00:45 LOL Josh * - jdl January 17, 2026, 17:00:40 Bo Nix.* - Toonces January 17, 2026, 16:58:19 Did Bryant get hurt? - jfinsocal January 17, 2026, 16:47:25 Concussion on the 3rd play after having 3 straight catches. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 16:48:42 FAT TD* - assassin January 17, 2026, 16:23:03 That’s like the 4th ball on the turf so far. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 16:16:07 What a bummer for Pat Bryant after the start he had* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 16:11:05 romo has completely lost it.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 16:03:34 Romo calls the TD pass. Still has it* - bbonb January 17, 2026, 17:02:30 Romo actually just called one like the old days. * - VIV January 17, 2026, 16:57:54 Which is sad. He had like a 2-3 year stretch when he was excellent * - VIV January 17, 2026, 16:13:09 They won’t but CBS really should do something. It makes the big games on their network unwatchable - OB25 January 17, 2026, 16:10:43 What the hell is Romo talking about?* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 16:03:32 had no idea what down it was on multiple plays* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 16:04:04 definition of a bad drop.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 15:49:08 Bills offside cost them a fumble* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 15:46:05 On one hand, it feels like Allen will never have a better chance with Mahomes/Lamar/Burrow out - OB25 January 17, 2026, 15:44:29 Oh hey Bryant is alive. * - assassin January 17, 2026, 15:37:36 and now hurt again* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 15:39:40 (but looked ok walking off)* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 15:40:02 looks like good weather for both games today* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 15:31:44 View thread; Collapse ^ Kickball… - SurfTheBoneyard January 17, 2026, 11:06:09 View thread; 13 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 18:16:26, View last; Arsenal… - SurfTheBoneyard January 20, 2026, 16:31:32 should have rested everybody. zero point to playing anyone of value a single minute* - VIV January 20, 2026, 16:41:26 They could probably use the U-21s for the last match.* - SurfTheBoneyard January 20, 2026, 18:16:26 I’d have a lot more sympathy for coaches on their concerns with rest… - Carl Spackler January 20, 2026, 17:15:26 Also, just once I’d love for a club/manager to be like “Oh, yeah, we’re punting the league cup.”* - Carl Spackler January 20, 2026, 17:20:44 Big news on the UCL board - ATL January 20, 2026, 13:11:07 (Sp) - Carl Spackler January 20, 2026, 15:48:48 Re: (Sp) - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 20, 2026, 15:55:40 Re: (Sp) - Carl Spackler January 20, 2026, 16:02:41 Except for lowly - ATL January 20, 2026, 17:13:24 I’d like to personally thank Villa for their 15 seconds of carelessness in a match - voiceofreason January 18, 2026, 12:35:28 Not so fact - Grealish apparently has a stress facture in his foot * - Jersey January 20, 2026, 15:52:28 Re: Kickball… - SurfTheBoneyard January 18, 2026, 12:27:17 View thread; Collapse ^ CFP National Championship thread - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 17:30:49 View thread; 300 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 17:55:38, View last; So, Cignetti gets a $2MM bonus for winning the Natty. He already made $1.9MM in bonuses for - bbonb January 20, 2026, 16:59:14 So he makes the same as Ben Johnson* - shua January 20, 2026, 17:55:38 $125k 15 years ago as HC at Indiana University - Pennsylvania* - EffinIllini January 20, 2026, 17:01:44 I mean that is like $180,000 in 2026 dollars.* - DocWalk20 January 20, 2026, 17:13:41 I wonder if IUP will match the contract?* - bbonb January 20, 2026, 17:04:21 IUP doesn’t exist anymore. Cignetti bankrupted them. * - ATL January 20, 2026, 17:53:44 As Wanny would say: ayupp. - osklister January 20, 2026, 17:10:41 Carson Beck is dating Abella Danger - Sounder January 20, 2026, 15:43:14 He’s going to be a nobody in a few years so yeah, get it all out now* - bjl63 January 20, 2026, 17:52:13 Did ESPN put up her name and that she was a porn star? Otherwise how did… - shua January 20, 2026, 16:29:40 ooo - IlliniSax05 January 20, 2026, 17:11:01 IYKYK* - Sounder January 20, 2026, 16:30:56 Fernando Mendoza was just arrested by ICE* - Stu January 20, 2026, 16:06:58 Don’t think that’s true, she just went to Miami but that part was a fake internet rumor.* - OB25 January 20, 2026, 15:45:56 Play of the game was Mendoza's TD run* - RSMBob January 20, 2026, 15:37:18 Great play call, gutsy execution* - Sounder January 20, 2026, 15:43:39 Mendoza with a F bomb - Sounder January 20, 2026, 13:36:43 i think this is the right take on postgame win expectancy - illiniranger January 20, 2026, 12:41:44 The 10-0 halftime lead seemed bigger, so credit to Miami for battling hard, especially... - RSMBob January 20, 2026, 15:36:28 is the shift back to pro-style patience because of the clock rules and consequent fewer plays - Sammich January 20, 2026, 12:52:45 i think a combo of factors (long post) - illiniranger January 20, 2026, 13:30:57 2nd to last paragraph: Run the Damn Ball, Bobo! - EffinIllini January 20, 2026, 16:50:43 Made me think of this... - LeatherneckIllini January 20, 2026, 14:03:39 back to the option - illiniranger January 20, 2026, 13:36:46 Illinois NR final AP poll - Poldark January 20, 2026, 11:04:49 How did we wind up ahead of Washington in votes? - EffinIllini January 20, 2026, 16:57:21 Rankings are dumb* - OWWDig January 20, 2026, 12:04:30 25th in the Coaches* - assassin January 20, 2026, 11:42:54 Better.* - Warrin'_Illini January 20, 2026, 11:50:31 Never let it rest. - osklister January 20, 2026, 11:58:06 Huge pile of bullshit.* - Warrin'_Illini January 20, 2026, 11:09:21 Meh. Beat Wisconsin and no worries. Beat Washington and you're in the playoffs* - Phytynlini January 20, 2026, 11:12:16 No team that lost like we did to WIS deserves to be ranked* - bjl63 January 20, 2026, 14:10:39 We were not getting into this year’s playoffs with 2 losses* - snipes824 January 20, 2026, 11:44:59 Correct* - John Coctostan January 20, 2026, 14:32:08 not with that attitude - IlliniSax05 January 20, 2026, 12:55:47 Where does this rank amongst sports miracles? - gullit January 20, 2026, 9:41:40 What were the odds of this when Cignetti was hired?* - Taz January 20, 2026, 13:01:20 This site shows Indiana as +100,000 to start the 2024 season - IlliniOllie January 20, 2026, 15:33:13 It can be compared with Leicester; Miracle was, more or less, a single game whose result was way - cpsteine January 20, 2026, 12:39:14 IU would have been bigger last year, but no chance it's bigger than Leicester - assassin January 20, 2026, 11:49:38 I think Leceister and the Miracle on Ice are both higher* - Sounder January 20, 2026, 10:31:56 Leicester was 5000-1* - chorizo January 20, 2026, 10:33:42 I'd plug Doug Flutie in there at 4/5* - Stu January 20, 2026, 9:59:21 Number 1* - illini21 January 20, 2026, 9:52:04 I think you guys are understating the Miracle on Ice - IlliniSax05 January 20, 2026, 9:55:58 Agreed. Last year, maybe. This year, not even close.* - DocWalk20 January 20, 2026, 12:20:56 Wasn't in a championship match but USA over Pakistan in the Cricket World Cup was pretty miraculous. - ATL January 20, 2026, 9:42:58 heh - ATL January 20, 2026, 9:07:33 Take it for what it’s worth but Jordan Rodgers called IU the next dynasty* - bjl63 January 20, 2026, 8:10:59 ok? - IlliniSax05 January 20, 2026, 8:20:24 I’ll go with “won’t even make the CFP next year”* - Carl Spackler January 20, 2026, 8:15:32 Sounds like they cleaned up in the portal. Fucking Hosers.* - Warrin'_Illini January 20, 2026, 9:12:45 Also return most of their OL. QB they got in the portal is a stud. - illini21 January 20, 2026, 9:32:26 Yeah, it sucks. I still think we'll be pretty good so could be worse. - Warrin'_Illini January 20, 2026, 9:55:30 They’re still likely a top 3 B1G team so I wouldn’t bet against it* - bjl63 January 20, 2026, 9:03:23 Hopefully not but they have a very favorable schedule* - illini21 January 20, 2026, 8:28:31 Oh I thought their schedule looked pretty tough.* - Carl Spackler January 20, 2026, 8:37:26 Very favorable was probably a stretch but two toughest opponents are @ home* - illini21 January 20, 2026, 8:41:14 Indiana postgame win expectancy- 14% (Bill Connelly) - ATL January 20, 2026, 6:43:55 No chance. A blocked punt for a TD is such a huge factor, that can't be accurate - longsnapper January 20, 2026, 9:05:16 Assume this is all done in a massive spreadsheet so I can't imagine it's a computational issue - ATL January 20, 2026, 9:12:31 It’s probably as simple as taking the EPA of all plays, then seeing where the winner lands on that - illiniranger January 20, 2026, 9:45:46 wtf* - illini21 January 20, 2026, 7:32:12 Don’t know about that - illiniranger January 20, 2026, 7:00:20 That’s one of the greatest teams and seasons in NCAA history. Insane.* - cpsteine January 19, 2026, 23:05:21 To me, it's our 2005 basketball team but they actually won the title. - WhitmansFolly January 20, 2026, 8:02:19 Yep. This response to the Connelly post above reminded me of our 04-05 team too (minus the trophy) - ATL January 20, 2026, 8:25:27 I’m so insanely jealous.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 22:44:29 Kinda sorta where I am. :-/ - osklister January 20, 2026, 9:17:42 Yeah, man. I'm right there with you. - illini21 January 20, 2026, 7:36:30 I think this is where I've landed: - tvillini January 20, 2026, 8:06:04 It's such an outrageous turnaround that it's hard for me to get angry about it - IlliniOllie January 20, 2026, 7:03:28 Now Cignetti looks like he just wants to go take a nap* - Blazer January 19, 2026, 22:39:43 Hey Illini fans, which NCAA program has the most recent undefeated basketball & football teams? - complainant January 19, 2026, 22:27:36 I actually don’t care about Cignetti one bit, but seeing the Assembly Hall of their happy fans - Blazer January 19, 2026, 22:24:52 Yep. Also the 16-0 aspect makes it so much worse. - illini January 19, 2026, 22:28:12 I’d be interested to know how many minutes they trailed all season. It was basically wire to wire - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 22:31:19 Al I’m looking this up - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 22:40:11 Ah I missed Maryland I think. Though of course almost all of those were first quarter deficits in - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 22:45:38 Oh they trailed the first 4 min of the second half agains tOSU * - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 22:46:44 And just to state the obvious, they won the freaking CFP without ever trailing in it * - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 23:00:05 Ok I did the math. Might not be exactly right but I think the trailed a total of 45 min all season - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 22:39:21 Oh man, forgot about that game - Blazer January 19, 2026, 22:41:00 Indy Star was all “Houston we have a problem…” after that game. - tvillini January 19, 2026, 23:06:22 About 55 minutes this season* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 22:41:00 Just to put it in perspective, we trailed for more than 50 minutes just in our game with them* - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 22:52:36 I hope the 12 year old in Bloomington running our simulation on College Football ‘25 had fun* - Blazer January 19, 2026, 22:30:59 Yeah, they were insufferable before. Now? Lol* - WhitmansFolly January 19, 2026, 22:27:46 This is a reminder that nice things happen to terrible people. Fuck IU. 2026 Sucks* - JacobRDaugherty January 19, 2026, 22:24:20 If you need to take comfort in something, think of how miserable Purdue fans must be right now - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 22:33:38 Agree, being in the same state takes it to another level. Imagine if Northwestern was doing this.* - Toonces January 20, 2026, 2:54:09 3 straight champs from the B1G. 3 different teams* - snipes824 January 19, 2026, 22:23:40 And the last basketball title was when I was in my 20s - tvillini January 19, 2026, 22:28:19 All without SEC making the final in any of them - opey8 January 19, 2026, 22:26:54 That’s the silver lining here.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 22:26:52 Now have Scagnetti go take the Steelers job. He’s from Pittsburgh. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 22:23:33 Or Vegas. His QB is going there. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 22:24:48 Mendoza is such a goober* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 22:20:42 big youth pastor energy - Sounder January 20, 2026, 11:46:27 Kirk Cousins Jr. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 22:22:08 Someone said Bruce Weber earlier in the year and now I can’t unsee it* - Blazer January 19, 2026, 22:22:59 Mooooooooooove* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 22:24:28 We should sign us some goobers* - Stu January 19, 2026, 22:21:38 He’s so rehearsed. Like he’s giving a closing statement every answer.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 22:21:36 Nothing makes sense and I’m super salty. Where is our national title in football or basketball* - MC January 19, 2026, 22:20:34 Comparison is the thief of joy - bulldogmba January 19, 2026, 22:41:42 We need to try harder* - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 22:24:55 We had our chances in 1989 and 2005 (disregarding the early football claims)* - IlliniOllie January 19, 2026, 22:24:06 Congrats JMU* - timmer January 19, 2026, 22:19:43 Simulation.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 22:19:04 Ya gotta hate Sports. * - assassin January 19, 2026, 22:18:53 Crazy win. * - harb January 19, 2026, 22:18:29 what a story. hats off to CC and IU* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 22:18:15 Fuck them with a tire iron. * - illini January 19, 2026, 22:18:56 Wow, Scagnetti actually smiled. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 22:18:03 Ugh fuck indiana * - MC January 19, 2026, 22:17:54 Hopefully we see a run out the endzone safety as time expires. My favorite play * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 22:17:10 Would have been an all time bad beat for Miami spread bettors* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 22:20:52 Damn * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 22:18:21 Wasn't really a misread, Kirk. The throw was just like 10 yards short* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 22:16:46 He missed that throw by 10 yards. * - illini January 19, 2026, 22:16:30 Kirk can spin that however much he wants, that was a terrible pass* - illini222 January 19, 2026, 22:17:01 Yep* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 22:19:35 *chest bump* * - gvibes January 19, 2026, 22:16:56 Beck is Dreck. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 22:16:26 What a putrid pass. Stop making excuses Kirk* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 22:16:16 Trump to immediately call the national guard to Bloomington* - timmer January 19, 2026, 22:16:08 great game* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 22:16:04 Wow. What an INT. * - harb January 19, 2026, 22:15:55 YES!!! Fuck the canes!!* - Stu January 19, 2026, 22:15:51 Dummy took his helmet off* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 22:15:43 The one time it's totally irrelevant* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 22:16:54 he earned a free pass* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 22:16:50 Holy Carson beck. That wasn’t even close* - snipes824 January 19, 2026, 22:15:37 Welp* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 22:15:37 life is not fair* - biclops January 19, 2026, 22:15:26 Oh my god no * - illini January 19, 2026, 22:15:21 IU cannot handle uptempo. Good timeout by Cignetti * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 22:15:03 That was dumb* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 22:12:36 lmao now they call roughing. Correct call though.* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 22:12:30 Wouldn’t kick this. Want to incentivize a Miami FG attempt * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 22:08:25 Miami will now play for a TD and use all 4 downs to beat IU vs trying to tie the game * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 22:10:12 Rooting hard for that* - JacobRDaugherty January 19, 2026, 22:15:01 Miami’s kicker is ass, I don’t know how seriously they’d have entertained a kick. * - assassin January 19, 2026, 22:14:56 28-27 would make me so happy* - JacobRDaugherty January 19, 2026, 22:09:25 28-27 would make me so happy* - JacobRDaugherty January 19, 2026, 22:09:23 Watch for fake. * - illini January 19, 2026, 22:08:09 Hoo. Plenty of time left. Come on. * - assassin January 19, 2026, 22:07:44 Fake FG* - VIV January 19, 2026, 22:07:41 Mark Dantonio where are thee?* - illini222 January 19, 2026, 22:08:05 Huge penalty* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 22:06:05 Yep. Changed a lot. * - harb January 19, 2026, 22:09:31 Quite literally could change the outcome* - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 22:06:35 IU has the last 2 undefeated champs in hoops and football - jdl January 19, 2026, 22:04:14 Where you at, turnover fairy? * - illini January 19, 2026, 22:04:12 His name is Gary and we don’t need another lawsuit. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 22:07:10 Well, at least now I know for sure there’s no god. * - assassin January 19, 2026, 22:00:07 God is a Hoosier* - Stu January 19, 2026, 22:01:11 Literally a whole season of horseshoe shit. Unreal. * - illini January 19, 2026, 21:59:56 Another blatant grab uncalled. Didn’t matter * - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 21:59:36 These fucking back shoulders from Becker* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 21:58:30 Unstoppable * - illini21 January 19, 2026, 21:59:14 Run the clock baby* - Stu January 19, 2026, 21:57:34 Cignetti is a play calling God* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 21:57:16 That was a late hit* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 21:56:52 Meh* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 21:57:29 Break their hearts man come on * - assassin January 19, 2026, 21:52:40 Please break their heart* - JacobRDaugherty January 19, 2026, 21:53:26 …their achey breaky heart.* - DocWalk20 January 19, 2026, 21:54:35 This is nuts.* - cpsteine January 19, 2026, 21:51:46 This game sure woke the hell up. Toney is the best player on the field. - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 21:51:30 Hello me not dead* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 21:49:52 We may see more teams go back to hurry up all the time because defenses can’t do all the sim pressur - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 21:49:41 IU couldn’t do pre snap games and set their stunts, got shredded - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 21:51:49 That dive for the goal line will be a statue.* - cpsteine January 19, 2026, 21:48:45 Beck getting plenty of time to throw* - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 21:48:26 Indiana should rush more players. Cray* - cpsteine January 19, 2026, 21:50:24 God this fucking sucks so much * - assassin January 19, 2026, 21:47:17 That's the best shot they can get inside Assembly Hall? - IlliniSax05 January 19, 2026, 21:44:15 That was impressive* - RSMBob January 19, 2026, 21:40:33 Stop showing his parents for fuck sake. And great play call* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 21:40:17 Well his mom is kind of a milf, so…* - Stu January 19, 2026, 21:40:49 Ballsy call* - JacobRDaugherty January 19, 2026, 21:39:56 That was sick. Great call* - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 21:39:54 And there is Mendoza’s pose on his statue at IU one day* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 21:39:48 BALLS* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 21:39:25 This kid is fucking nails * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 21:39:13 Holly chit* - Stu January 19, 2026, 21:38:58 BONKERS play call. Absolutely bonkers. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 21:38:56 Pretty rough game overall, but that's a heck of a run* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 21:38:49 miami is just allowed to grab jersey whenever they want i guess* - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 21:38:04 I appreciate how hard IU #8 plays * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 21:36:28 Pacheco clone* - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 21:37:36 ESPN has to replace Fowler* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 21:35:35 With Sean McDonough just hanging around* - illini222 January 19, 2026, 21:47:16 He totally sucks* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 21:40:31 Do they RPO every play?* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 21:28:33 No, but it’s a lot * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 21:35:47 They use relatively little motion compared to most college teams * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 21:37:15 Beautiful play design.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 21:26:48 Well I was wrong. Shit ain’t over.* - cpsteine January 19, 2026, 21:24:54 Not dead yet.* - DocWalk20 January 19, 2026, 21:23:19 Dumbest rule in college football* - assassin January 19, 2026, 21:17:58 Which one?* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 21:20:10 Being down without anyone touching you. I hate it. * - assassin January 19, 2026, 21:23:33 Ah, I'm not a fan either and wish both college and HS would move on from it* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 21:24:58 It’s the dumbest rule in college sports.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 21:24:33 Several dumber rules out there than that one but it's subjective so I get it* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 21:26:05 The hook and hold give it a run for its money, but yes* - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 21:25:42 ugh scariest thing i’ve seen tonight. Mark Cuban. Unlimited money. ugh* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 21:13:43 What the fuck kinda ole bullshit was that 87???* - assassin January 19, 2026, 21:13:09 He felt like he needed a nap* - Stu January 19, 2026, 21:14:18 Barely even tried to block him* - UofIL6 January 19, 2026, 21:13:04 Cristobal teams do not play smart.* - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 21:13:03 Be slower punter* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 21:12:17 I feel like Indiana is going to win* - Stu January 19, 2026, 21:11:54 THWUMK* - VIV January 19, 2026, 21:11:47 Ballgame* - assassin January 19, 2026, 21:11:30 welp* - biclops January 19, 2026, 21:11:20 Miami’s offense is putrid* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 21:11:02 Carson Beck is No 5 on the QB Draft board? - illini222 January 19, 2026, 21:14:13 The lack of PI both ways tonight is something.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 21:06:10 BJJ tackle * - assassin January 19, 2026, 21:04:10 It feels like Miami is going to win* - Stu January 19, 2026, 20:59:36 They still can’t do an offense * - assassin January 19, 2026, 21:02:54 VIV, there’s no way Bain’s short arms push him down to 10 right?* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 20:51:21 I’d be shocked if it did. There’s not a lot of top of the draft talent. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 21:12:46 #4 on Miami is a dude* - OrangeSox January 19, 2026, 20:44:19 On both sides of the ball apparently* - OrangeSox January 19, 2026, 20:49:32 Miami deserves to lose. Fire Mario* - Poldark January 19, 2026, 20:42:53 Idiots* - UofIL6 January 19, 2026, 20:42:08 lol Miami is so dumb* - illini21 January 19, 2026, 20:41:39 Damn, Cignetti* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 20:16:43 Ha, the new contract extension allows him to cover the fine* - OrangeSox January 19, 2026, 20:20:13 What did he do, I missed it * - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 20:41:17 Halftime interview he said there were three uncalled personal fouls on miami* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 20:46:09 Point blank called out the officiating for missing three Personal Fouls in the first half* - OrangeSox January 19, 2026, 20:45:38 I’ve tried to hate this guy because Indiana but I just love everything he does * - meanjeans January 19, 2026, 20:47:31 I got no love for no fun grumps. * - assassin January 19, 2026, 20:51:09 Football Bobby Knight* - WhitmansFolly January 19, 2026, 20:59:11 Weird clock management by IU* - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 20:15:05 Cignetti malfunctioned* - illini21 January 19, 2026, 20:16:25 Lulz…ESPN with Marcus Freeman at half. Gotta keep the hype ND active. * - harb January 19, 2026, 20:14:33 If IU keeps Mendoza alive this is over* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 20:13:42 DOINK* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 20:13:15 Jesus * - assassin January 19, 2026, 20:13:09 YES!!!* - Stu January 19, 2026, 20:12:56 If IU gets a stop, then a score, Miami will quit * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 20:00:35 Maybe. But that day is not today* - ilinni11 January 19, 2026, 20:53:08 YES!!!* - Stu January 19, 2026, 20:00:11 Miami better show some life on this next drive or we’re done here* - assassin January 19, 2026, 20:00:04 It’s over* - cpsteine January 19, 2026, 20:02:09 Yeah, I didn't figure Miami had much of a shot. Lasted longer than I thought they might* - WhitmansFolly January 19, 2026, 20:09:07 Miami and Cristobal are easy to dislike* - cpsteine January 19, 2026, 19:58:38 10 yard cushions all game* - UofIL6 January 19, 2026, 19:53:15 YES!!!!* - Stu January 19, 2026, 19:52:51 ESPN hates sports so much * - KCWildcat January 19, 2026, 19:51:41 IU running right now is idiotic. They haven’t stopped the pass.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 19:48:43 Miami needs to tackle instead of try to strip the ball* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 19:43:10 Miami’s OC is struggling* - Mrap24 January 19, 2026, 19:37:38 Question for anyone else watching in 4k - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 19, 2026, 19:32:44 4K thing - jdl January 19, 2026, 19:46:07 Zero* - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 19:33:50 Miami with a blistering 1.5 yards per pass * - illiniranger January 19, 2026, 19:28:12 Miami w absolutely nothin on offense * - assassin January 19, 2026, 19:27:27 They're not even close. Nothing doing at all* - UofIL6 January 19, 2026, 19:29:21 Meanwhile 250 guys will be kicked out of games who were trying to go shoulder to chest. * - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 19:23:26 Same old thugs. Some things never change.* - Stu January 19, 2026, 19:20:01 Love Miami, hurt them* - KCWildcat January 19, 2026, 19:24:54 That’s targeting. * - VIV January 19, 2026, 19:18:26 Not helmet to helmet?* - shua January 19, 2026, 19:18:17 I'm not convinced Mendoza's game translates to NFL. Lots of shotgun.* - gullit January 19, 2026, 19:15:53 Going to 100% depend on the offense you put him in. - VIV January 19, 2026, 19:21:54 Agreed.* - gullit January 19, 2026, 19:31:13 I'm just hoping Brady leans in too hard on development and gets tossed from the booth.* - SurfTheBoneyard January 19, 2026, 19:18:32 same. I don't think he's worth the #1 and I'm certainly hoping my Raiders trade the pick* - OWWDig January 19, 2026, 19:17:30 I keep going back and forth. Very good arm, accurate, good processor. - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 19:20:57 Some scouts question arm strength. Accurate, yes. Strength, not convinced. - OWWDig January 19, 2026, 19:30:20 In one of the CFP games, he hit an out from the opposite hash on a rope. Not the biggest arm, - gvibes January 19, 2026, 20:01:24 is the whole arm signal to the center to snap it something new? I don’t recall ever seeing it* - lcubed January 19, 2026, 19:02:10 Saw this about Altmyer at the beginning of the season, forgot to track to see if it was something - RVA January 19, 2026, 19:23:36 Hate it* - timmer January 19, 2026, 19:11:57 And immediately the RG fucked it up - timmer January 19, 2026, 19:13:17 Poor decision on the fair catch - maybe a little pressure* - jfinsocal January 19, 2026, 18:58:36 Did anyone else have an audio echo for like 10 seconds?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 19, 2026, 18:56:59 Yes yes yes yes* - illini222 January 19, 2026, 18:57:55 Yeah, my grandniece, who swam for IU, is at the game. I should want the win for her - larue33 January 19, 2026, 18:55:46 Fuck it. I want Indiana to win by a bazillion* - timmer January 19, 2026, 18:47:51 nope* - biclops January 19, 2026, 18:54:30 Yeah I hate to do it but Mendoza is too likeable.* - gullit January 19, 2026, 18:49:53 Someone has to really suck hard to root for Miami* - Stu January 19, 2026, 18:35:52 Only McAfee picked IU. - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 18:30:13 It's ESPN. They hate the B1G* - WhitmansFolly January 19, 2026, 19:17:03 I don’t agree. They can’t accept the fact that it’s Indiana* - bjl63 January 19, 2026, 19:23:55 It’s weird they really lean into the Miami defense, when Indiana’s… - shua January 19, 2026, 18:41:49 Miami probably has the bigger names/stars on defense with the two DEs maybe?* - gvibes January 19, 2026, 18:44:14 They don’t like the change IU represents.* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 18:38:34 Craziness* - Ron McDon January 19, 2026, 18:31:31 That being said, the “U” stuff is equally off putting.* - voiceofreason January 19, 2026, 17:53:36 View thread; Collapse ^ Per MLB Network: Schwarber back to Philly. Edwin Diaz to Dodgers. - DanSaint December 9, 2025, 10:29:07 View thread; 275 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 17:23:28, View last; Andruw Jones and Carlos Beltran now hall of famers - assassin January 20, 2026, 17:23:28 Wilbur Woods passed away today - TarheelIllini January 19, 2026, 16:54:04 Wilbur Wood. - osklister January 19, 2026, 17:05:45 Are you sure it wasn’t Tiger’s uncle?* - DocWalk20 January 19, 2026, 17:10:22 Looks like Cubs to wear a 150 anniversary patch this year and not the walking Cub - KingTalkyTiki January 16, 2026, 23:55:49 I like it, looks like the old NL logo.* - Toonces January 17, 2026, 4:58:19 Realmuto back to Philly. 3/$45M - DanSaint January 16, 2026, 12:37:44 Bichette to Mets. 3/126. Another insane deal, but good for him for getting that* - Mrap24 January 16, 2026, 11:20:35 Basically a 1/$47 deal. Or 2/$89. And he's gonna play 3B. Kind of hate this fit for them - CanHartlebHireSnider January 16, 2026, 11:24:14 Probably 2/$89 with the stoppage in 2027. I’m very confused by this. - voiceofreason January 16, 2026, 16:41:39 I like it for the Mets. Their fans were punching air over losing Kyle Tucker. - Warrin'_Illini January 16, 2026, 11:22:52 Mets got Bo Bichette, 3/$126.* - Warrin'_Illini January 16, 2026, 11:20:09 Holy shit 4/240!* - CanHartlebHireSnider January 15, 2026, 21:05:59 not even a cap will help this - Sammich January 16, 2026, 11:37:17 even i think this one is a bridge too far* - John Coctostan January 16, 2026, 7:56:50 Baseball sucks* - illini21 January 16, 2026, 7:27:25 Totally healthy sport.* - uofi1998 January 16, 2026, 11:22:14 This is beyond absurd at this point. * - uofi1998 January 16, 2026, 5:22:30 $413M tax payroll for Dodgers as it stands now* - OB25 January 16, 2026, 0:17:13 Holy hell, only $30MM in deferrals!* - Carl Spackler January 15, 2026, 22:09:36 The Mets offered $220 over 4 with no deferrals. Not sure if opt outs - CanHartlebHireSnider January 15, 2026, 22:44:20 Same opt outs as Dodgers with a larger signing bonus . Like you said, he was never going to the Mets - voiceofreason January 16, 2026, 16:43:30 So, $57M a year. Lol.* - voiceofreason January 15, 2026, 22:23:38 I’ve never been someone to complain about the payroll inequity in baseball. - OB25 January 15, 2026, 21:37:50 And we might as well not delay the inevitable and just get the Skubal trade over with too* - OB25 January 15, 2026, 22:02:09 I’m not one either - CanHartlebHireSnider January 15, 2026, 21:46:11 Also with the taxes this over $100 million a year the Dodgers are paying for Tucker - CanHartlebHireSnider January 15, 2026, 21:51:49 No to salary caps. Unless the floor starts with in the 200M range and the ceiling is 400M range - DanSaint January 15, 2026, 21:44:12 There’s a huge middle ground here. - OB25 January 15, 2026, 21:51:38 Yep, I’ve come around to this now too. I lived through decades of the Wilpons and - voiceofreason January 15, 2026, 22:12:33 Fucking ridiculous. The work stoppage will be awesome.* - voiceofreason January 15, 2026, 21:25:51 I hope players don't cave to the stupid demand of a cap. If there was a commish who cared about the - DanSaint January 15, 2026, 21:32:45 I’ve always been in the owners need to spend more camp. However, at some point this - voiceofreason January 15, 2026, 21:45:43 LOL Dodgers....They can just buy everyone* - UofIL6 January 15, 2026, 21:19:24 That’s insanity* - Mrap24 January 15, 2026, 21:06:30 Yeah gotta see if deferrals but he’s never been worth that in his career - CanHartlebHireSnider January 15, 2026, 21:09:55 And he got two opt outs! Agent masterclass - CanHartlebHireSnider January 15, 2026, 21:15:48 Tucker to Dodgers* - Tortillini January 15, 2026, 20:56:36 Tucker to Dodgers* - Mrap24 January 15, 2026, 20:56:27 Surprised not Toronto cause I thought he’d want to stay in Dunedin - CanHartlebHireSnider January 15, 2026, 21:00:54 Today Baseball Prospectus has top 10 Cubs prospects - bjl63 January 14, 2026, 13:41:34 Gotta be a bottom 10 farm at this point, right? Also just can’t develop pitchers.* - Carl Spackler January 14, 2026, 16:27:57 They've got to be the low-man on Rojas (and high one on Conrad, though not as drastic)* - UofIL6 January 14, 2026, 13:51:37 Rojas maybe low but Conrad seems about right. You can probably argue Wiggins or Mo - CanHartlebHireSnider January 14, 2026, 13:58:51 Ranger Suarez to Boston per Heyman. - DanSaint January 14, 2026, 13:40:26 Bregman will wear #3 - DanSaint January 14, 2026, 11:12:35 I keep hearing Mets, Dodgers, Yankees for Tucker...any chance he comes back to the Cubs?* - RSMBob January 13, 2026, 13:34:12 Heyman saying Mets are offering $50m PER YEAR - DanSaint January 13, 2026, 14:47:11 No - CanHartlebHireSnider January 13, 2026, 13:44:15 It's not set in stone but they do only have on spot left on the 40-man now - RVA January 13, 2026, 16:05:27 Per Katie Woo, Cards and DBacks in serious discussions about Arenado* - DanSaint January 13, 2026, 11:30:37 Cards eating $31M of $42M owed and only getting a near 23-y/o just drafted in the 8th round. Woof* - OB25 January 13, 2026, 11:47:46 Per Feinsand. Money is deferred until 2040-2041 when payments start - DanSaint January 13, 2026, 12:16:59 That money was already deferred when Arenado was traded from Colorado to St Louis - CanHartlebHireSnider January 13, 2026, 12:21:33 This was where I got my info - DanSaint January 13, 2026, 14:51:07 He’s not very good and owed a ton of money - CanHartlebHireSnider January 13, 2026, 11:56:03 Yeah I know, just figured they wouldn’t need to eat that much just to get a nothing prospect* - OB25 January 13, 2026, 11:57:15 I wouldn’t say Martinez is a nothing prospect - CanHartlebHireSnider January 13, 2026, 12:08:54 Arenado screwed both him and the Cards over when he turned down that deal to the Astros - CanHartlebHireSnider January 13, 2026, 12:19:15 I was shocked when he didn't accept that deal. I still don't understand it.* - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 13:40:11 Gonna be some dire times in STL… hopefully they can recover over time * - uofi1998 January 13, 2026, 12:08:31 I do like a lot of their young pieces. Wetnerholt, Doyle, Herrera* - DanSaint January 13, 2026, 12:09:29 that's shocking to me. means basically 0 market for him?* - John Coctostan January 13, 2026, 11:50:29 He’s no good anymore. * - illini January 13, 2026, 12:04:19 Giants aggressive on Hoerner or Donovan per Passan - DanSaint January 13, 2026, 10:28:59 Seems Bregman to the Cubs - UofIL6 January 10, 2026, 21:39:38 Cubs did deferrals. Incredible. Finally taking advantage - CanHartlebHireSnider January 11, 2026, 7:28:47 $70M of the $175M is deferred.* - voiceofreason January 11, 2026, 8:44:20 This rules, great offseason for the Cubs. Please don't trade Nico.* - Warrin'_Illini January 12, 2026, 9:01:02 per MLB Network. Full no trade. Doesn't appear to be opt outs* - DanSaint January 10, 2026, 23:46:09 Jed for potus.* - Toonces January 10, 2026, 22:47:24 ...but what about Matt Shaw?!? - KingTalkyTiki January 10, 2026, 21:57:45 seen some rumors earlier (although don't really trust sources) that Hoerner might be traded - DanSaint January 10, 2026, 22:03:35 I would have to imagine the asking price for Hoerner would be prohibitively high* - Gene Parmesan January 12, 2026, 8:57:13 Would be pretty surprised if Hoerner was moved - CanHartlebHireSnider January 11, 2026, 0:26:04 Putting my distaste of Shaw aside, the Cubs desperately needed a supersub on the bench - RVA January 10, 2026, 22:53:39 Man I didn’t think they’d actually get it done. Let’s fucking go!!! Good offseason* - CanHartlebHireSnider January 10, 2026, 21:47:12 5/$175* - Mrap24 January 10, 2026, 21:44:39 Ricketts welcoming Addison Russell back for the Cubs Convention - RVA January 9, 2026, 20:41:32 Good hopefully he learned from it.* - gullit January 9, 2026, 20:48:29 Ryne Stanek signing with Cards. Interesting bullpen piece - DanSaint January 9, 2026, 19:29:06 Phillies and Bichette have Monday meeting schedules - DanSaint January 8, 2026, 15:45:22 i'll take it. can't hurt to have just hired mattingly either* - lcubed January 8, 2026, 15:46:16 Cubs landing Cabrera per Cerami - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 10:59:31 Trade done. Cabrera for Caissie, Hernandez, and Deleon. Good stuff - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 15:49:38 Rotation is pretty exciting if healthy. - OB25 January 7, 2026, 16:29:07 Doesn’t even include Taillon and Rea* - Carl Spackler January 7, 2026, 16:34:36 Or the great Colin Rea. A lot of depth so Steele doesn't have to rush and they don't have to kill - Warrin'_Illini January 7, 2026, 16:42:21 Totally forgot about Taillon. I assume Steele won’t be ready from the start though.* - OB25 January 7, 2026, 16:42:09 Yeah, right approach though in collecting depth. Assad can eat innings too. - Carl Spackler January 7, 2026, 17:08:34 Great job Jedward. Now go get a bat and we should be gtg.* - Warrin'_Illini January 7, 2026, 16:20:51 Bruce Levine nails it as usual* - Gene Parmesan January 7, 2026, 15:58:58 Rumored deal is Cabrera to Cubs for Caissie and Cristian Hernandez - DanSaint January 7, 2026, 15:07:27 Can they throw in Shaw?* - ibdoc January 7, 2026, 16:23:34 I am eager to learn the cost of this particular transaction.* - Warrin'_Illini January 7, 2026, 13:47:04 My biggest concern, and it’s a long standing stance I’ve had that is separate from this trade… - OB25 January 7, 2026, 12:34:47 I think your memory of Quintana is off. He was a #1 starter when the Cubs acquired him. - Carl Spackler January 7, 2026, 13:35:03 I muddied the waters with that comp since it’s not exactly the type I was getting at. - OB25 January 7, 2026, 14:16:37 Verlander was washed up with Tigers - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 12:46:28 I asked Google AI who won the Quintana trade: - Tortillini January 7, 2026, 13:23:37 The Cubs don’t make the playoffs and the 2017 NLCS without Quintana - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 13:38:04 You may want to actually read what the AI spit out.* - Carl Spackler January 7, 2026, 13:39:59 I did read it. I wasn’t arguing with it. Just adding more* - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 13:41:17 Nailed it* - Carl Spackler January 7, 2026, 13:24:55 Per cryptkeeper (Bruce Levine), pitching also included in deal - DanSaint January 7, 2026, 11:52:01 link? I don’t see that on his feed. Rogers said pitchers going is unlikely* - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 11:57:45 Heard on 670. Talking with Leila and Marshall * - DanSaint January 7, 2026, 12:15:25 Here's the segment - DanSaint January 7, 2026, 12:17:57 Dang, four pitchers going?* - RVA January 7, 2026, 11:54:03 Sorry no idea why all the duplicate posts* - DanSaint January 7, 2026, 11:50:06 (no subject) - DanSaint January 7, 2026, 11:49:07 (no subject) - DanSaint January 7, 2026, 11:47:31 Link for this: - DanSaint January 7, 2026, 11:20:16 Major injury concerns, hope the prospect price reflects that.* - OB25 January 7, 2026, 11:10:55 Guessing Caissie. He was the centerpiece for Luzardo before the Cubs backed out last year* - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 11:16:18 That's the rumor - Tortillini January 7, 2026, 11:23:32 oh good, let's give up our top prospect for an injury prone starter that gives up a lot of walks - IlliniSax05 January 7, 2026, 11:23:02 Caissie isn’t our top prospect and I’m totally fine moving him for Cabrera - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 11:24:59 I have no problem trading Cassie but seems like he’s still rated as the top prospect by some? - OB25 January 7, 2026, 11:42:14 Agree, just want to see the full trade before giving Jed his props.* - Warrin'_Illini January 7, 2026, 11:38:16 Understanding that you have to give something to to get something - RVA January 7, 2026, 11:32:32 It seems pretty clear the plan for awhile has been to trade for a starter and sign a bat - CanHartlebHireSnider January 7, 2026, 11:36:24 Control has never been a strength either* - bjl63 January 7, 2026, 11:13:04 Okamato to Blue Jays per MLB.com - DanSaint January 3, 2026, 12:39:23 Imai to the Astros. 3/$60ish with opt outs every year - CanHartlebHireSnider January 1, 2026, 11:47:20 Biblical cheapness.* - Toonces January 1, 2026, 13:14:31 No worries. Dumpster diving treasures await.* - Ron McDon January 1, 2026, 13:53:33 Cubs sign Hunter Harvey to a 1 year deal. There's your velo/strike out arm in the pen - DanSaint December 27, 2025, 13:44:26 Pirates sign Ryan O'Hearn to 2 year deal. Pittsburgh might actually be trying this year* - DanSaint December 23, 2025, 14:23:15 Cubs sign another bullpen depth piece: Jacob Webb - DanSaint December 23, 2025, 12:19:44 Craig fits so perfectly with Jed lol. They love the same guys - CanHartlebHireSnider December 23, 2025, 14:24:40 they have acquired like every Texas Rangers reliever* - OrangeSox December 23, 2025, 13:22:44 *pokes Cubs* Come on, do something!* - Gene Parmesan December 22, 2025, 15:12:09 They did sign Cristian Bethencourt. * - DanSaint December 22, 2025, 15:42:13 Mets trade Jeff McNeill to A's for rookie ball pitcher - DanSaint December 22, 2025, 14:48:03 Willson Contreras headed to the Red Sox per SOURCES!* - SurfTheBoneyard December 21, 2025, 19:00:37 Passan confirms - DanSaint December 21, 2025, 19:19:31 Seems pretty clear this is a clear payroll and see what they have year. - SurfTheBoneyard December 21, 2025, 20:22:59 would be really nice if Noot stayed healthy and played to his potential through July - jayd December 21, 2025, 20:49:22 White Sox sign Murakami to 2/$34. I'm intrigued to see how he does - CanHartlebHireSnider December 21, 2025, 9:27:52 Good chance he busts but worth the risk - bjl63 December 21, 2025, 9:40:12 Definitely worth the risk. They're not really spending that much elsewhere anyways - UofIL6 December 21, 2025, 11:03:15 Shorter version: they're not spending anywhere. - osklister December 22, 2025, 14:57:01 Ton of swing and miss and didn't fare well against velo over 95 mph. - DanSaint December 21, 2025, 10:36:31 Per Ken Rosenthal, Orioles close to acquiring Shane Baz from Rays for prospects* - DanSaint December 19, 2025, 12:07:15 Quite a haul for Tampa - DanSaint December 19, 2025, 12:23:47 Yikes, that’s a ton to pay for a middle of the road pitcher.* - voiceofreason December 19, 2025, 12:34:36 I’m a fan of Shane Baz. - CanHartlebHireSnider December 19, 2025, 13:15:15 Probably but also he’s just 26, with 3 years of control left. He had OK year - MC December 19, 2025, 13:09:04 I really like Bodine as a future starting catcher. Great defense and solid offense * - DanSaint December 19, 2025, 14:49:57 Quite a haul for Tampa - DanSaint December 19, 2025, 12:21:18 Delete_duplicate * - DanSaint December 19, 2025, 12:07:12 Pirates, Rays, Astros discussing 3 team trade involving Brandon Lowe - DanSaint December 19, 2025, 12:01:41 Pirates are trying to Get Lowe. * - VIV December 19, 2025, 12:23:33 *sigh** - Gene Parmesan December 19, 2025, 8:10:05 Sung Mun Song allegedly 3/15 to the Padres. Guessing he moves to 2b and Cronenworth traded…. - LeatherneckIllini December 19, 2025, 7:42:49 Apparently Bellinger and Tucker wanting 8 year $400m deals per reports - DanSaint December 19, 2025, 7:08:25 I am interested to see what they get. It was nice of Jed to give Bellinger to the Yankees for free.* - Warrin'_Illini December 19, 2025, 10:08:42 Michael King resigning with Padres per Passan - DanSaint December 18, 2025, 22:04:48 HAPPY DANCE* - LeatherneckIllini December 18, 2025, 22:16:38 Jed heard the clamoring for a big signing out of Japan - RVA December 18, 2025, 16:01:49 Austin is right handed - CanHartlebHireSnider December 18, 2025, 16:15:26 Giants have checked in with Cubs on Nico Hoerner per Susan Slusser - DanSaint December 17, 2025, 15:24:46 Fuck Matt Shaw.* - KingTalkyTiki December 17, 2025, 15:52:25 Can we get someone.... anyone to trade for Shaw. Would love that.* - ibdoc December 17, 2025, 16:18:44 Ricketty is going to step in and make sure Matt Shaw has a job on the Cubs for as long as he wants. - Warrin'_Illini December 17, 2025, 16:22:35 I would be extremely surprised if the Cubs traded Nico even if they signed Bregman - CanHartlebHireSnider December 17, 2025, 15:31:00 Dan et al- what would Nats’ motive to trade MacKenzie Gore be? - memyselfandillini December 17, 2025, 13:31:50 Not really sure if they will. I think they're just seeing what his market is - DanSaint December 17, 2025, 14:51:39 they are still bad this year and 27 may be lost to labor issues. Might be the best time* - LeatherneckIllini December 17, 2025, 16:01:52 ‘27 is a good point Leather. I just wonder why not try to keep him.* - memyselfandillini December 18, 2025, 23:31:00 Luke Weaver to Mets. Gets the same 2/$22M deal that Keller got from Phils.* - voiceofreason December 17, 2025, 11:16:14 Brad Keller to the Phillies* - Ron McDon December 17, 2025, 10:51:47 as a phillies fan, how should i feel about this?* - lcubed December 17, 2025, 11:03:30 Brad Keller was awesome last year - CanHartlebHireSnider December 17, 2025, 11:08:39 We didn't call him Brad "The Animal Steel" Keller for nothing.* - Warrin'_Illini December 17, 2025, 11:08:17 Cubs bringing back Thielbar per Jesse Rogers - DanSaint December 16, 2025, 12:39:05 I'm good with this. - Gene Parmesan December 17, 2025, 8:45:46 Seems to me that Bregman and Imai are who they want - CanHartlebHireSnider December 17, 2025, 9:30:51 If Bregman falls through, wonder if they go toward Murakami or the other Japanese 3b* - DanSaint December 17, 2025, 11:00:56 Do they really need a 3B? And by most accounts Murakami is a horrendous defensive 3B* - bjl63 December 17, 2025, 11:23:59 No. I think they just specifically like Bregman. I would be very surprised if they’re in on Murakami - CanHartlebHireSnider December 17, 2025, 11:33:29 YES.* - Warrin'_Illini December 17, 2025, 11:30:02 Brewers trade OF Isaac Collins and RHP Nick Mears to Royals for LHP Angel Zerpa* - DanSaint December 13, 2025, 18:28:42 Cardinals sign Dustin May to a 1 year deal - DanSaint December 13, 2025, 15:43:59 Was hoping the White Sox would - bjl63 December 13, 2025, 17:03:42 Was hoping the White Sox would - bjl63 December 13, 2025, 17:03:41 He started a lot last year and wasnt very good BUT he missed a lot if time before that - MC December 13, 2025, 16:32:12 It’s not a move the Cards should make* - bjl63 December 13, 2025, 17:05:25 I was actually thinking it was a decent move. Why shouldn't they? - uofi1998 December 17, 2025, 11:19:17 With you. It’s exactly the type of move they should be making* - CWR10 December 17, 2025, 15:02:58 with this rebuild, I'm cool with it. It's a low risk move and if he is good - DanSaint December 13, 2025, 18:29:17 Lane Thomas to Kansas City per Heyman and Will Sammons* - DanSaint December 11, 2025, 17:49:05 Cubs sign lefty Hoby Milner to 1 year 3.5m deal. Solid lefty. Groundball guy * - DanSaint December 11, 2025, 13:46:27 WE’RE BACK, BABY!!!* - VIV December 11, 2025, 14:24:20 IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!* - shua December 11, 2025, 14:41:31 Hobys always had solid peripherals and was pretty great last year until September - CanHartlebHireSnider December 11, 2025, 14:08:57 Your move, Dodgers - IlliniSax05 December 11, 2025, 13:55:27 a negative WAR player over the last two seasons with a career 1.23 WHIP - Gene Parmesan December 11, 2025, 13:52:21 He's an extreme groundball LHP in front of the best infield defense in baseball - GMAW December 11, 2025, 14:42:29 fair enough. I trust your judgment* - Gene Parmesan December 11, 2025, 14:48:40 Robert Suarez to Braves. 3 years. $45m. Will be set up man for Iglesias * - DanSaint December 11, 2025, 12:05:58 Dammit. This is the worst offseason ever.* - voiceofreason December 11, 2025, 15:55:35 Looking forward to the Cardinals big splash this offseason* - CWR10 December 11, 2025, 8:11:29 Im good with the Chaim Bloom plan of trading everyone. - DanSaint December 11, 2025, 10:45:23 Just pick a lane... whichever one they can justify... enough fence sitting. - uofi1998 December 11, 2025, 14:12:39 Well said* - CWR10 December 11, 2025, 14:36:43 Im in same boat. I think hiring Bloom is them picking that lane. Bloom is a known rebuilder* - DanSaint December 11, 2025, 15:48:54 Got that sweet revenue sharing money for the first time ever - BradUnderwoodforprez December 11, 2025, 8:15:38 I have a theory that the DeWitts are positioning to sell the team* - CWR10 December 11, 2025, 8:41:52 I could see it. Not sure who would be in position to buy. - DanSaint December 11, 2025, 10:48:46 Heard something this morning on mlb network radio as i was coming in - DanSaint December 11, 2025, 7:56:56 Per Heyman, it appears Cubs met with Alonso on Tuesday in Orlando - DanSaint December 11, 2025, 5:40:24 The Cubs will "meet" with anyone long enough to figure out that they're going to want too long of a - Gene Parmesan December 11, 2025, 9:10:18 One of Chairman Jerry's favorite tricks: guy who signed for 7 years and $350mm: "we offered 2 years - osklister December 11, 2025, 9:26:52 Wow, Mets didn’t even make an offer. Stearns clearly decided that this core was done here. - voiceofreason December 10, 2025, 12:42:29 Pete Alonso to the Orioles* - Gene Parmesan December 10, 2025, 12:02:00 Poor Michael Busch, not even gonna hit FA for another 4 years.* - Carl Spackler December 10, 2025, 12:45:12 I HATE EVERYTHING AGAIN TODAY. Ouch, this one hurts. - voiceofreason December 10, 2025, 12:30:00 The emotional fan part is upset, but I’m good on that deal - snipes824 December 10, 2025, 12:19:43 5/$155m. Mets fans gotta be pissed* - DanSaint December 10, 2025, 12:05:34 Hooboy, I don’t blame the Mets one bit for not touching that.* - Carl Spackler December 10, 2025, 12:46:50 Why? The 1B market isn't great but I can easily see Alonso not aging well* - bjl63 December 10, 2025, 12:21:12 Losing Diaz and Alonso was my point. Plus fans upset with Nimmo trade - DanSaint December 10, 2025, 12:26:46 I think Devin Williams can be just as good as Diaz - bjl63 December 10, 2025, 12:29:35 He’s not going to be close to Diaz. He’s a set up man.* - voiceofreason December 10, 2025, 12:30:47 lol, no he’s not* - bjl63 December 10, 2025, 12:42:48 LA sports reporter says Dodgers/Tigers framework trade w/Skubal in place - DanSaint December 9, 2025, 21:57:56 This doesn’t seem to be getting taken seriously by any of the main insiders, but we’ll see* - OB25 December 10, 2025, 9:08:27 Im not seeing others talking this either. So glad I put the "Not sure how true" at the end * - DanSaint December 10, 2025, 10:52:43 Haha that’s wild* - illini21 December 10, 2025, 8:57:28 Still fine* - uofi1998 December 10, 2025, 8:07:40 Jesus H Christ - Kajagoogoo December 10, 2025, 7:44:29 Cubs reminder - VIV December 9, 2025, 17:33:11 oOo - KingTalkyTiki December 10, 2025, 11:13:17 Eh, those guys are still paying off debt incurred from buying the team. * - osklister December 10, 2025, 9:06:12 #biblicallosses #barelybreakingeven - IlliniSax05 December 9, 2025, 22:15:01 Cubs had zoom meeting with Bregman last week per Bruce Levine - DanSaint December 9, 2025, 21:43:23 Bruce Levine is a worthless shill for the owners - Gene Parmesan December 10, 2025, 8:35:03 I completely agree with you regarding Levine - DanSaint December 10, 2025, 10:51:49 Chicago White Sox get the #1 overall draft pick in 2026 MLB Draft. Cards are 13th* - DanSaint December 9, 2025, 16:56:14 Rock!* - UofIL6 December 9, 2025, 17:01:59 Josh from Sox Machine says not to assume Roc should be the auto 1/1 - bjl63 December 9, 2025, 17:10:41 They could also go way under slot which seems reasonably common these days* - OB25 December 9, 2025, 17:37:04 That would be stupid especially if there is a no doubt 1/1 - bjl63 December 9, 2025, 17:39:06 I think Roc has more power potential than Swanson. * - DanSaint December 9, 2025, 17:18:45 Only 3 years for Diaz?? - snipes824 December 9, 2025, 11:08:00 Either Diaz didn’t want to be in NY anymore or Stearns isn’t as good as I thought he was. - voiceofreason December 9, 2025, 11:20:42 I fully believe in Stearns - snipes824 December 9, 2025, 12:07:14 I don't even wanna be around anymore* - Sammich December 9, 2025, 11:51:08 Ok, well I hate everything today. I’m so sick of the Dodgers running laps around everyone else.* - voiceofreason December 9, 2025, 11:03:40 Baseball is fine. Trust us. * - uofi1998 December 9, 2025, 11:12:39 The Cardinals have the capital to do stuff. They choose not too. Don't blame LAD for that* - bjl63 December 9, 2025, 11:25:32 Sure... as do all teams... but their capital isn't seemingly unlimited... - uofi1998 December 9, 2025, 11:40:22 You haven’t heard that from me. Despite Cohen’s billions I’ve advocated for a - voiceofreason December 9, 2025, 11:24:37 No salary cap unless it starts at a $300M and floor is $250m. Make owners spend more.* - DanSaint December 9, 2025, 11:38:27 Jerry Reinsdorf would sign 250 players for a million dollars each* - IlliniOllie December 11, 2025, 7:42:41 Think how good the Birmingham Barons would be.* - uofi1998 December 11, 2025, 14:18:44 I’m in.* - voiceofreason December 9, 2025, 11:53:51 This is just me talking here* - uofi1998 December 9, 2025, 11:33:54 the greatest trick owners ever played is making you all think they're just breaking even. amazing* - John Coctostan December 9, 2025, 11:32:18 You realize I’m not buying the “break even” argument either, right?* - voiceofreason December 9, 2025, 11:34:11 Nor am I...* - uofi1998 December 9, 2025, 11:36:07 The Dodgers and Mets are NOT the problem - bjl63 December 9, 2025, 11:29:10 Agreed. But at some point you have to take care of the problem one way or another.* - voiceofreason December 9, 2025, 11:36:06 The problem with this logic is these teams will just go 75-87 instead of 62-100. - uofi1998 December 9, 2025, 11:35:57 TB doesn't. Milwaukee doesn't. CLE doesn't - bjl63 December 9, 2025, 11:39:46 TB is the lone exception to the rule... - uofi1998 December 9, 2025, 11:41:39 Cubs were second on Schwarber - Ron McDon December 9, 2025, 10:49:29 Taking lessons from Chairman Jerry. - osklister December 9, 2025, 11:18:52 Seat at the table banner* - AintHatin December 9, 2025, 11:56:21 Don't worry Cubs fans, Jed & Co. are going to make a bullpen signing so smart and crafty......* - Warrin'_Illini December 9, 2025, 10:41:06 C'mon, small-market teams like the Cubs cant be expected to compete for those big name signings* - IlliniOllie December 9, 2025, 11:23:14 They already did: Phil Maton. Offseason shopping list complete!* - LWillhite December 9, 2025, 11:05:07 This offense stinks without a big bat in the middle. I'm afraid of a big PCA regression - Warrin'_Illini December 9, 2025, 11:18:48 View thread; Collapse ^ 41 years ago today, I was delivering the local newspaper in my neighborhood - timmer January 20, 2026, 16:42:39 View thread; 1 response, posted January 20, 2026, 17:15:07 Amazing you didn’t die with that low of a body temperature.* - DocWalk20 January 20, 2026, 17:15:07 View thread; Collapse ^ This week: 1985. Billboard top 40 - DanSaint January 20, 2026, 12:06:17 View thread; 11 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 16:43:24, View last; Also, We Belong is an all timer* - PapaDels January 20, 2026, 16:24:53 Giuffria, yes!* - PapaDels January 20, 2026, 16:23:06 Oops meant for Tarheels post below * - PapaDels January 20, 2026, 16:23:48 Phil + Phil will always get my vote* - Tortillini January 20, 2026, 13:46:44 No. 26 is a great OHW* - TarheelIllini January 20, 2026, 13:37:38 saw them open for Foreigner at the Assembly Hall when I was 13 that May* - bulldogmba January 20, 2026, 16:28:14 It’s amazing how I have no memory whatsoever of some of these - Jackie January 20, 2026, 13:32:04 With you on 29 and 30. 26 is one of the ones I have no memory of* - Sammich January 20, 2026, 13:52:40 Fuckin’ awesome hair metal ballad - Jackie January 20, 2026, 16:43:24 WE BUILD IT UP* - Sammich January 20, 2026, 12:12:21 I’m not sure how Solid As A Rock helps people forget we built houses in Iraq* - Jackie January 20, 2026, 13:28:51 View thread; Collapse ^ AI boom could falter if people don't use AI, apparently. - ATL January 20, 2026, 10:55:23 View thread; 39 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 15:11:03, View last; Andreessen Horowitz Makes a $3 Billion Bet Against the AI Bubble - EffinIllini January 20, 2026, 13:47:56 Definitely not a bubble - ATL January 20, 2026, 13:49:57 Netflix, bitcoin, google, facebook,…. AI just the next thing the deuce gets wrong about bubbling* - CoronaTheirAss January 20, 2026, 14:24:07 links?* - ATL January 20, 2026, 14:28:49 The Bitcoin that's down 25%? * - doubledown January 20, 2026, 14:25:49 Since you were making fun of it in 2020?* - CoronaTheirAss January 20, 2026, 14:47:49 Oh, I've been making fun of it WAY longer than that. * - doubledown January 20, 2026, 14:52:09 volatile "currency" is volatile. film at 10 (fuck you, Eastern time)* - Sammich January 20, 2026, 14:50:09 I will never understand bitcoin (or any crypto currency for that matter) - IlliniSax05 January 20, 2026, 14:31:05 You need to protect yourself from the government and their unlimited capacity for - Warrin'_Illini January 20, 2026, 14:42:09 The government can devalue this asset which has economic utility - Chilango January 20, 2026, 15:05:34 Do you have a non-dumb take on anything? * - doubledown January 20, 2026, 14:47:33 LOL, so much cope from you. Beta loser.* - Warrin'_Illini January 20, 2026, 14:50:39 I’ll take that as a “no” * - doubledown January 20, 2026, 14:59:45 It beats 1990 Fleer Jose Uribe baseball cards. * - doubledown January 20, 2026, 14:36:45 My boss was at the JPM Healthcare Conference last week... - EffinIllini January 20, 2026, 14:02:19 Definitely seeing an avalanche of AI related tools in my little corner of the healthcare world - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 20, 2026, 15:11:03 I spoke at a small conference last week. Every panel in the conference was about AI - ATL January 20, 2026, 14:18:52 Healthcare is the greatest opportunity for a lot of things. Unfortunately, it’s also overly - DocWalk20 January 20, 2026, 14:15:31 I can imagine that LLM driven pattern matching it might be somewhat helpful in pre-Phase I - ATL January 20, 2026, 14:20:06 "Hey boss, we found another compound that kills cancer cells!" - doubledown January 20, 2026, 14:22:39 Companies might be overvalued, based on AI, especially those providing the models/horsepower. But - cpsteine January 20, 2026, 12:33:42 I use it to answer silly rhetorical questions and to make funny pictures - DanSaint January 20, 2026, 12:23:43 That's probably only a few million kilowatt hours. It's not like you leveled a rainforest.* - complainant January 20, 2026, 12:25:21 Rainforest/schaminforest. What did it ever do for me?* - DanSaint January 20, 2026, 12:56:26 That rainforest was in the way anyway. * - doubledown January 20, 2026, 12:36:28 it's OUR hemisphere* - Sammich January 20, 2026, 12:53:35 Counterpoint: I successfully used Perplexity to turn the 2026 ATL United schedule into - ATL January 20, 2026, 12:22:24 I can't believe anyone is trying to tell themselves this isn't a bubble - Sammich January 20, 2026, 12:06:54 What are 1st year associates doing with all their free time? - complainant January 20, 2026, 12:04:29 Had a couple of first year associates ask me how they should use AI and I told them they should - ATL January 20, 2026, 12:19:22 Billing less than partners apparently* - gvibes January 20, 2026, 12:08:03 You should probably get back to work. - complainant January 20, 2026, 12:14:33 I was practically unemployed last year. Unfortunately that pattern is not continuing* - gvibes January 20, 2026, 12:54:51 They don't have a product yet. They have a handful of buggy and annoying features - doubledown January 20, 2026, 11:16:35 I wonder if the world has any *real* problems. Maybe our glut of engineers could solve some?* - complainant January 20, 2026, 12:23:53 Apparently you can just tell Opus 5.2 an Erdos problem and 42 minutes later, - gvibes January 20, 2026, 11:49:36 It's figured out Life, the Universe and Everything?* - complainant January 20, 2026, 12:06:41 The answer is 42.* - DocWalk20 January 20, 2026, 12:19:12 View thread; Collapse ^ I want to read a book. Are there any good ones? * - doubledown January 14, 2026, 14:09:05 View thread; 30 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 13:36:28, View last; Update: I read the Jeff Tweedy book. Turned out they had a copy at that place that gives away free - doubledown January 20, 2026, 13:12:11 the singer/guitar player in road house? i'll have to check it out* - lcubed January 20, 2026, 13:14:21 No, that's Jeff Healey. Jeff Tweedy drowned back in the '90s just as his star was rising* - Sammich January 20, 2026, 13:25:17 You're thinking of Bill Buckley. A name synonymous with tragedy.* - complainant January 20, 2026, 13:29:57 You miss one grounder through the legs, and your name is ruined forever. * - doubledown January 20, 2026, 13:31:59 Worse, it gave Louie's buddy dementia.* - complainant January 20, 2026, 13:36:28 You’re thinking of Jeff Beck. * - doubledown January 20, 2026, 13:28:16 How to Write One Song by Jeff Tweedy is an easy and interesting read about creativity - PapaDels January 15, 2026, 8:59:18 Forgot you’re looking for fiction. I have a science fiction rec… - PapaDels January 15, 2026, 9:01:29 Jeff Tweedy/creativity isn't fiction?* - complainant January 20, 2026, 13:14:28 Fourth Wing. dragons. and sex. and dragons having sex* - gvibes January 14, 2026, 20:02:31 Recent ones I've enjoyed. "James", "We'll Prescribe you a Cat", "Exit West"* - IlliniRunner January 14, 2026, 18:52:25 The Bible* - biclops January 14, 2026, 16:55:13 I loved One Battle After Another so much that I think I should check out Vineland.* - Warrin'_Illini January 14, 2026, 16:40:08 The Slough House books by Herron are good.* - DT January 14, 2026, 16:38:48 If you like Harlen Coben I just finished his book he did with Resse Witherspoon - Tbag January 14, 2026, 15:42:01 Project Hail Mary, Dungeon Crawler Carl series, Razorblade Tears (S.A. Cosby)... - shua January 14, 2026, 15:36:09 what genre?* - bbonb January 14, 2026, 15:20:57 Fiction. Maybe Horror, but not Religion. * - doubledown January 14, 2026, 15:23:01 Not fiction, but I’m about finished with The Gales of November. Really good* - bbonb January 14, 2026, 15:27:46 ooo - IlliniSax05 January 14, 2026, 14:42:10 apples don't poop - Sammich January 14, 2026, 15:36:44 What's that about?* - KingTalkyTiki January 14, 2026, 15:07:19 The epic tale of man’s struggle against nature - IlliniSax05 January 14, 2026, 19:11:15 I bought Mona's Eyes for future MrsDoc. She says it very good but heavy/emotional* - ibdoc January 14, 2026, 14:33:30 Funny, that’s how she describes you too!* - DocWalk20 January 14, 2026, 14:41:21 Funny, I just was thinking I could lose a few...10 lbs* - ibdoc January 14, 2026, 16:04:59 Probably* - DocWalk20 January 14, 2026, 14:32:37 Have you heard of The Hobbit?* - Stu January 14, 2026, 14:28:33 No, I want a book. Not a movie. * - doubledown January 14, 2026, 15:11:48 View thread; Collapse ^ Detry to LIV? - jdl January 6, 2026, 15:14:34 View thread; 27 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 11:36:47, View last; Mike LaSasso, reigning NCAA champ with a year of eligibility, to LIV. Same swing coach as Caleb - gvibes January 20, 2026, 10:50:02 Good move, grab that cash to pay for the back surgeries * - jdl January 20, 2026, 11:25:01 Ha had exact same thought* - John Coctostan January 20, 2026, 11:36:47 ADDC meltdown on Saturday, by finished T24 still* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 21:32:08 Belgian pipeline is open - jdl January 18, 2026, 20:38:38 ADDC opens his PGA Tour season with a 64 - jdl January 15, 2026, 21:37:53 currently T1 (but lots of guys still yet to even tee off)* - John Coctostan January 16, 2026, 15:37:14 Still T1 heading to the weekend * - jdl January 16, 2026, 22:31:01 Rough day yesterday - jdl January 18, 2026, 8:30:07 3 alums on KFT all played pretty well in first event, all top 35* - John Coctostan January 14, 2026, 14:30:43 I keep reading the original post as DeVry...* - Blazer January 14, 2026, 14:23:20 Detry speaks - jdl January 14, 2026, 13:34:41 The usual answer if they aren't bullshitting. Money + fewer events. Good for him* - gvibes January 14, 2026, 15:36:19 Seems like the tour is trying to put a death blow to LIV, offering the important guys a route - John Coctostan January 12, 2026, 13:00:43 If Bryson accepts, LIV is toast* - GMAW January 12, 2026, 15:20:43 They are toast anyway - jdl January 12, 2026, 15:34:02 Bryson has the leverage anyways* - KCWildcat January 12, 2026, 14:41:23 his new contract request to LIV should start at like $500M. he has all the leverage* - John Coctostan January 12, 2026, 14:47:18 LIV is already irrelevant* - Mrap24 January 12, 2026, 14:34:10 PGA scored a touchdown, but they missed Detry afterward* - Sammich January 6, 2026, 16:01:53 I think she's too busy running Venezuela* - Stu January 6, 2026, 16:33:29 God damn it* - snipes824 January 6, 2026, 15:51:03 groce* - Ron McDon January 6, 2026, 15:44:42 that would be very odd to me. they aren't throwing bags around any more. and detry has - John Coctostan January 6, 2026, 15:37:25 OTOH, he's probably at his peak market value to them - jdl January 6, 2026, 15:58:54 I thought LIV merged back with the PGA.* - Warrin'_Illini January 6, 2026, 15:23:17 LOL no, that's never happening - jdl January 6, 2026, 15:25:19 View thread; Collapse ^ Music note: The Lonely Boy turns 75 this summer - Stu January 20, 2026, 8:31:06 View thread; 1 response, posted January 20, 2026, 10:15:52 Andrew Gold went on to have a duo group in the eighties with a minor hit - TarheelIllini January 20, 2026, 10:15:52 View thread; Collapse ^ 1676-6, q7 - complainant January 20, 2026, 0:02:52 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted January 20, 2026, 8:23:07, View last; 3 - Tuscy January 20, 2026, 8:23:07 4 - Illiniphil January 20, 2026, 6:02:48 5 - JeffFrank January 20, 2026, 5:52:30 4, q7 - larue33 January 20, 2026, 5:18:15 View thread; Collapse ^ Apparently had a 3.7 earthquake around Nokomis, IL early this morning - DanSaint January 20, 2026, 5:42:00 0 responses Talk about pressure on the Colorado Avalanche’s Brock Nelson - timmer January 19, 2026, 17:35:46 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted January 19, 2026, 23:06:48, View last; I'm willing, but I don't really know anything about it. - complainant January 19, 2026, 23:06:48 Go Canada* - KingTalkyTiki January 19, 2026, 22:38:57 he's already 26 years late* - Sammich January 19, 2026, 18:45:03 Lazy sports journalist presser questions for $100, Alex* - ATL January 19, 2026, 17:43:12 View thread; Collapse ^ Go America* - timmer January 19, 2026, 19:32:49 View thread; 3 responses, latest posted January 19, 2026, 20:39:10, View last; Oatmeal/spinach/yogurt blend* - Stu January 19, 2026, 20:39:10 Steak burger, Fries, Pacifico * - assassin January 19, 2026, 20:36:05 sort of a non-vegan chili with sport peppers - complainant January 19, 2026, 20:35:05 View thread; Collapse ^ That Send Help movie may drive me to see it at theaters* - timmer January 19, 2026, 19:32:49 View thread; 1 response, posted January 19, 2026, 19:34:45 Mercy looks cool too. Kind of a new minority report * - uofi1998 January 19, 2026, 19:34:45 View thread; Collapse ^ Illini Basketball vs. Minnesota Pre-game and Game Thread (Sat 11am CST on BTN) - JFG January 16, 2026, 9:07:35 View thread; 327 responses, latest posted January 19, 2026, 14:56:35, View last; Up to #11 in AP* - OB25 January 19, 2026, 12:26:57 Unbeaten Miami at #25! * - jdl January 19, 2026, 12:32:11 With 5 more votes than #26 Wisconsin.* - DocWalk20 January 19, 2026, 14:56:35 Who is more likely to play in the NBA - Tomi or Z? - Herman Blume January 18, 2026, 7:37:11 Not sure there is a single thing Tomi does better than Z at this point, other than passing - Blazer January 18, 2026, 13:54:01 Simple. Big Z. He's just a much better athlete. - illinilosch January 18, 2026, 9:21:41 Bulls could use Big Z.* - Toonces January 18, 2026, 8:26:12 Agree it’s Z. Tomi’s lack of foot speed will be hard to overcome - CWR10 January 18, 2026, 7:40:09 Back to 6th on KP* - assassin January 17, 2026, 21:31:33 7th in NET, 1 spot behind UNL * - jdl January 18, 2026, 8:28:27 Blowout win for Duke got them from #6 to #3.* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 22:37:05 Same on t-rank* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 21:46:27 Apparently Drej was hurt in the game - ATL January 17, 2026, 15:07:01 Kinda looked like maybe a cramp at the time* - Taz January 17, 2026, 22:54:06 Seems to be moving around OK - jdl January 17, 2026, 15:14:20 I do love Hank Hill calling into every DWS post game* - opossum jenkins January 17, 2026, 14:14:53 I like the nod to trans rights by the guy with the best girl Bill * - ATL January 17, 2026, 14:58:43 Hah. Yep* - opossum jenkins January 18, 2026, 4:28:10 Stopped at Oskee's with his buddy Bill to slam a couple of Alamo beers!* - WhitmansFolly January 17, 2026, 14:32:07 To best rim protector discussion below. Z has a 14.8% block rate. Next highest in kenpom era is - gvibes January 17, 2026, 13:49:00 I’m ready to try the two towers lineup. We have to find a way to get him more than 16 mpg* - meanjeans January 17, 2026, 23:02:22 Funny, I was literally about to post this - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:52:26 It’s certainly not likely, but I can still see where a world where we look up 3 years from now… - OB25 January 17, 2026, 14:28:37 But it's not this world, right? It's like a bizarro world with a vastly different - larue33 January 18, 2026, 9:47:46 But my official answer is 2. Wagler the obvious one, and Z gets drafted this year* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 14:51:26 Imagine of they’d have let Kofi play by the Edey rules * - ATL January 17, 2026, 14:02:00 Informal pole: how many guys on this roster do you think will play 50+ career NBA games?* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 13:38:06 Just for a little context - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:46:40 nm* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 14:32:49 Oh Arch also played 44 games (RIP)* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 14:32:48 Man. That Frankie number* - opossum jenkins January 17, 2026, 14:18:39 One* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 13:39:40 I would like to thank Medvedev for inexplicably ever getting out of their zone defense.* - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 13:33:25 Also, even for teams that never play zone, they should play zone against us. We had no clue.* - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 13:40:03 I’m in the minority here but I honestly thought we didn’t do bad other than one ~4 min stretch - OB25 January 17, 2026, 14:00:12 Stagnant, terrible shot quality, no ball movement, turnovers on the baseline passes. - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 14:32:57 Yeah, combo of poor shooting in the first half and some farts at the rim - Blazer January 17, 2026, 14:05:44 We should destroy zones - jdl January 17, 2026, 14:02:57 For sure. I do think we got better in the 2nd half. Must more intentionality* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 13:44:32 Seriously* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:35:56 Wildly impressed with Minnesota. That’s my takeaway* - GMAW January 17, 2026, 13:23:11 They’re like 1.5 guys short of a full team that could be pretty dang good* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 13:25:29 IIRC they have 2 guys out who were expected in their rotation * - jdl January 17, 2026, 13:29:42 ooooo - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:23:27 Thought of you when I posted this!* - GMAW January 17, 2026, 13:24:00 *fgs* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:26:00 Forgot about this game. Why did Stojakovic play so little? Flu?* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 13:08:02 Was at my twins' basketball game. Twin 1 was about 4/12 shooting. 0 passes. My man* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 13:36:01 He wasn’t very good today* - illini21 January 17, 2026, 13:22:29 Kinda got lost on D a little bit but also had trouble breaking down the zone * - ATL January 17, 2026, 13:09:51 Yeah, zone is his kryptonite--defense prevents drives to the rim and he is a horrific shooter* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:11:38 I personally enjoyed the Petrovic change up * - ATL January 17, 2026, 13:17:44 Was nice to see him do something positive* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:21:16 dropped to 7 on kp * - jdl January 17, 2026, 13:00:29 ORtg up again from 128.5 to 128.6. Defense was not as good today.* - Orangeillini January 17, 2026, 13:07:16 We’ve won two second halves in a row! Extend Underwood!* - biclops January 17, 2026, 12:59:20 Blouses. Hope Andrej is ok.* - Toonces January 17, 2026, 12:59:07 Good win. Not pretty but got it. * - harb January 17, 2026, 12:58:58 speaking of which, and I intend no offense - bbonb January 17, 2026, 13:03:16 Man I still do a double take every time Kevin Kruger is on the screen* - Herman Blume January 17, 2026, 12:58:53 Co-that* - Jackie January 17, 2026, 13:24:38 On the dot - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:58:24 That went about how I thought it would. Glad we don’t have to go to the Barn* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:57:59 MN finally has a coach - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:59:24 Good win.* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 12:57:47 Yep. Minny isn't super talented but they're big, experienced, disciplined and well coached. * - Tuscy January 17, 2026, 12:58:26 That and we were a half step slow all game. Good to win on an off day* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 13:00:09 I mean that's way worse than the one they called on Kykan but glad they let it go * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:56:45 Winning the GMAW Memorial January Doldrums Game (TM) is fun. We should do it more* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:56:14 I’m not dead yet!* - GMAW January 17, 2026, 13:23:37 Don’t you dare* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 13:31:51 lol* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:13:02 Free throw capital of America - timmer January 17, 2026, 12:56:04 *exhales* - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:55:38 So shifty* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:54:23 Wagler really wants the ball in his hands when it matters* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:54:13 Shocked that wasn’t called on Wagler.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 12:53:33 there was nothing there - apusikam January 17, 2026, 12:54:49 Wagler had wat looked like a hook and a slight pull. I agree it was just a common foul, - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 12:56:21 everything's a hook and hold now* - apusikam January 17, 2026, 12:52:32 In football, it would be called a "point of emphasis" for the refs coming into the season. :-( - osklister January 17, 2026, 13:00:43 Except I haven't seen it called in any other game anywhere for years - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:28:50 Keaton is a friggin H&H magnet * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:53:16 Oh my god no* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:52:21 Oh no not again * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:52:19 Incredibly deep sigh* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:52:15 Because wagler is going to get another one* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:52:31 Sweet meltdown guys* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 12:51:58 Went back to sleep.* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 12:51:48 What the fuck are we doing this last minute? It’s not over, guys.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 12:51:38 won’t someone please think of the metrics * - biclops January 17, 2026, 12:51:37 our inbounds plays (?) are beyond bad.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 12:51:19 WTF is this* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:50:59 Hey guys, game is not over* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:50:58 Holy shit, DON"T DO THAT* - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:50:53 Wtf* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:50:29 Love that the new guy just has to wear the orange jump suit every game* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:50:11 Oh, seeing that win streak against scUM is sweet * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:49:50 That second shot by Tomi was phenomenally dumb. Use your head big guy* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:48:55 played with our food most of this game - apusikam January 17, 2026, 12:48:54 lol, brutal, non-aggressive sequence for Tomi there.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 12:48:45 Cmon Tomi. Time and score* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 12:48:39 Sure, stay in that zone down 12 * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:48:38 Fuck it’s let cover too* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:48:19 Not helping, Tomi* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:49:02 Our clock operator is not having a good year* - Herman Blume January 17, 2026, 12:47:38 How is that a change of possession?* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:46:40 The production and administration of this game has been amazingly bad* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:47:22 We’re all demoralized with not being able to extend and keep the lead. But imagine being on the - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:45:39 I often have to remind myself of what the Groce years were like - Blazer January 17, 2026, 13:14:46 We’ve definitely had a good whistle a few times this season. Today is not one of those days* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:44:05 Can someone teach the guys getting paid to call this game what a travel is? My lord.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 12:42:31 And here I thought no Scriotto and DJ was a good sign.* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 12:43:39 Let's get Z back in the game* - GrandmotherPearlsJam January 17, 2026, 12:42:18 travel?* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 12:41:49 80% FT shooter misses front end, 18% three pt shooter hits. What a terrible swing* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:41:47 Had to restrain myself from throwing the remote after that sequence. This game has been torture* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:42:53 Thought we had woken up. Guess not* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 12:41:01 more missed front ends.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 12:40:57 We’ve been 6/6 on bonus 1–and-1 FTs several games in a row* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:42:13 Jinxed. * - Tuscy January 17, 2026, 12:40:36 There’s a kill shot*8 - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:37:04 Maybe that was? * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:46:12 And then a turd sandwich* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:41:05 Is Z the best rim protector we’ve ever had?* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:34:30 Certainly this century - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:36:38 Nana* - ilinni11 January 17, 2026, 13:12:37 Probably Derek Holcombe * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:49:10 Yes and not even close * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:35:39 Agree. And as mentioned, it’s not just the blocks. Him being in the paint prevents like 6 FGA a game - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:37:47 And he’s really improved at not auto-jumping at pump fakes since the beginning of the year* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:43:39 Great story to sell to portal guys - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:47:19 Antigua is a heck of a big man coach* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 13:44:20 Minnesota runs really really good offense - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:34:25 I’m very impressed. Vegas hasn’t caught up yet.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 12:35:27 Lob it!* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:33:15 Ohh he gonna lob it!* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 12:34:15 ooo - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:36:38 I meant the one to z, but that one was fun too. Think we need to do that more vs zone. We’re huge - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:35:00 Early on I worried Mirk as a stretch 4 wasn’t gonna happen. But he’s really shot it well* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:30:59 He's really good when he shoots it quickly - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:35:19 Like that one, no clean catch and a miss * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:40:22 Cmon. D up and rebound* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 12:30:21 Ok, time to close* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:30:07 Balkan Bros * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:29:54 Still sleepy* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 12:28:40 You know what would be nice? Their short bench catching up to them* - biclops January 17, 2026, 12:28:28 2 stops and 2 baskets. All we need really* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:28:17 Or give up a layup. Cool cool cool* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:28:36 I was just early* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:29:30 That Tyson kid is talented* - opossum jenkins January 17, 2026, 12:25:18 Had no idea he’s white. He’s bouncy* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:29:49 He’s like a rich man’s hummer. I’d never really heard of him. Seems just not quite good enough - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:30:45 Solid take* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:34:43 Not about a bad effort now, Minnesota is just dialed in offensively. Not going away* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:24:47 Where's andrej?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 17, 2026, 12:22:56 Dog house for his D I’m guessing* - Drippy January 17, 2026, 12:25:22 Yep, he has been horrific on D whenever out there today.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 12:27:23 Been bad on defense and actively hurts us if they run zone* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:24:36 Z’s mere presence prevents more shot attempts than he even blocks* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:20:57 Hccchhhanging around, hhccchhhhaning around - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:20:56 Man just need to hit one of these threes to create separation. Just can’t do it* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:20:15 That Z one looked pure, though it was going in* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:21:29 I hate that rule. Just call the foul and move on* - LeatherneckIllini January 17, 2026, 12:19:19 so dumb even when it favors the good guys* - apusikam January 17, 2026, 12:19:17 Is this gonna be on us?* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:16:07 Wait I was looking at Mirk. There might be 2 happening on the same play* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:17:12 His wasn’t a hook and hold. But probably a foul on him actually* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:18:18 Z is the one I saw * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:18:00 Mirk looked like he was borderline doing it to the guy he was tied up with* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:18:46 omg another hook and hold* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:15:56 HOOK AND HOLD * - jdl January 17, 2026, 12:15:51 That is a hook and hold* - opossum jenkins January 17, 2026, 12:15:49 I mean it sucks, but that’s clearly a hook and hold considering the precedent set* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:15:38 Ok actually that one pretty clearly was a bad one. That’s what the rule is for* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:17:08 hook & hold time!* - biclops January 17, 2026, 12:15:33 Ball should go to tomi or mirk at high post at least one a possession. Make them move* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:13:29 This might be the worst broadcast I’ve ever seen. * - illini January 17, 2026, 12:13:17 Call that both ways you hacks* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:10:02 Same ref Brad yelled at. That was nothing more than a fuck you coach call* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 12:10:37 The defensive stuff is just effort and focus, very frustrating* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:09:41 Even our babies didn’t come to play today. - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:03:45 Wagler/boz/stoja seem like a trio that could be lethal vs a zone. All good at finding soft - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:00:49 Ok sigh of relief there. Keep that energy out of half* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:50:44 Vegas still expecting us to win by 10. Let’s go ahead and do that* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:54:48 Fantastic idea!* - OWWDig January 17, 2026, 11:58:58 0-0 at half. Get shit fixed Brad* - WhitmansFolly January 17, 2026, 11:50:05 this* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 11:50:40 Poor shooting day, that’s all it is. It will turn around second half - Blazer January 17, 2026, 11:49:23 Only concerning thing is we are tied despite holding Tyson to 4 points. - OB25 January 17, 2026, 12:02:10 He’s 34% from 3 on the year, so of course he goes 5/9 - Blazer January 17, 2026, 12:12:05 Agree. Gophers are pluckier than I thought. Medved is gonna be a problem* - GMAW January 17, 2026, 11:57:18 The last 2 hiring cycles in the BIG has been pretty good for coaches. Except diebler* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 12:04:45 I hated him as a player but Settles is pretty good on the mic* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 11:47:53 I spy Illinois basketball royalty behind the table!* - Jackie January 17, 2026, 11:47:31 Didn't see but assume it's Walkon? * - Tuscy January 17, 2026, 11:49:10 *points and fingers* * - Jackie January 17, 2026, 11:54:01 How did we lose 3 seconds on the shot clock without touching the ball?* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:47:31 I don't think they stopped the game to review immediately * - jdl January 17, 2026, 11:56:57 I though there was way more time on game clock too.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:49:14 Big ten refs. That's how - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 11:48:48 There’s no reason for this to take this long. It’s pretty easy to figure out the time* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:46:02 Christ, it shouldn't take this long to review the damn clock. Get on with it - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 11:45:53 Very smart by Brad here.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:44:18 Took their best punch and might even have a half time lead.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:42:31 Petrovic giving great effort on D* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:42:21 petrovich has been a difference maker here * - ATL January 17, 2026, 11:42:15 5/21. Some bad but lots of open looks* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:41:30 There’s the Z fall travel for the day. * - illini January 17, 2026, 11:41:08 Z needs to stop falling down* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 11:41:01 USC last year redux - ab75 January 17, 2026, 11:40:47 I wonder if 11am games are statistically harder for home teams than road* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:42:36 It’s the Tomi disappearance after a great game for me* - opossum jenkins January 17, 2026, 11:39:45 We have this game every year - GMAW January 17, 2026, 11:39:37 Shit* - Tooldresser January 17, 2026, 12:00:03 donuts - Blazer January 17, 2026, 11:51:55 Wow* - ab75 January 17, 2026, 11:41:13 Gee thanks for reminding me of all that. Woof* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:40:09 Z needs to stay in the game. His D plus the lob threat make him very valuable* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:39:01 I like the twin towers look against their zone.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:40:55 We have no concept how to attach an even-front zone... - Tuscy January 17, 2026, 11:37:29 The lack of cutting/flashing boggles the mind. So much standing in small areas* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:39:37 I thought we did pretty well for the first 5 minutes or so, but then it got worse* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:38:38 There are also very effective set plays against a 2-3. Izzo's got a book of them. - Tuscy January 17, 2026, 11:40:43 I think we’ll come out better at half but can’t dig too deep of a hole. - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:36:05 Sleepy January game = confirmed* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 11:33:32 The stuff nightmares are made of. Really bad energy all around* - OWWDig January 17, 2026, 11:35:53 We still struggle with anything resembling athleticism and quickness. And Mirk - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:35:28 Delete.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:35:28 does tyler have a zone offense?* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 11:33:07 You are the absolute worst* - Blazer January 17, 2026, 11:50:50 Yes, stand around well behind the 3 point line and eventually take an ill-advised 3 - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 11:33:58 Ha* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:32:49 Well this sucks * - biclops January 17, 2026, 11:32:42 Basically 0 movement against the zone. Lost all over on D. Not good* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:31:21 Reminding me of last year's usc game* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 17, 2026, 11:30:58 This is ass* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 11:30:41 4 over his season average already!* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 11:30:30 Ben has a weird backward lean on his 3 attempts. They are all hitting front iron. Fix it, coaches.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:30:27 Ok this is starting to get me pissed off* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:30:09 Can someone take Ben's green light away please* - GrandmotherPearlsJam January 17, 2026, 11:29:55 Dammit Ben * - ATL January 17, 2026, 11:29:47 Felt like we were on the verge of taking control, Ben just can’t miss both of those wide open 3’s* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:27:10 evergreen* - Phytynlini January 17, 2026, 11:29:54 He hasn’t even been close. Wild* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:29:42 narrator.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 11:27:28 crocker-johnson is 5-7; 4-6!* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 11:27:10 JFC, BTN.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:24:39 Even for them this is some D team amateur hour crap - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 11:26:45 I’ve never seen anything like it on a real network. This is public access level.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:27:36 I do enjoy that they have to change the score in one point increments. - ATL January 17, 2026, 11:28:59 Ha, I didn’t even notice that.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:36:19 Oh ben* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:23:36 momentum 3 out front shoulda told ya* - Ron McDon January 17, 2026, 11:26:08 amazing. he has to lead the world in those.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 11:27:56 Can Wagler dunk? Even if not fouled, he would have front ironed that.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:22:51 That kid had anger in his eyes on that foul. * - illini January 17, 2026, 11:22:49 Wagler sick of hearing the draft narrative that he has 0 dunks this season.* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:22:46 That effort won’t help. He was nowhere close to dunking that.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:23:43 Hmm I’d have to watch again, looked like he was gonna hammer it if not fouled* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:24:31 He was. The early body contact stopped his momentum up* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:25:49 Yeah, upon rewatching, I missed the body contact. Love the effort. Reminds me of when Ayo was - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:28:55 Think Z is gonna have to keep the mask all season regardless of healing* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:22:37 Ben Humrichous PG * - jdl January 17, 2026, 11:21:58 Mirk is so damn slow.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:19:18 Coleman would be proud of some of these deep ones Wagler is taking* - HeatMizer January 17, 2026, 11:16:59 Fix the score, btn - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 11:13:47 BTN having real problems crediting the correct team for the baskets * - jdl January 17, 2026, 11:13:27 Having it wrong for like 5 mins. Pathetic* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:14:49 Yep. Total amateur hour.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:16:55 I’d play that zone all game if i were them. We just don’t move well against them* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:12:47 The insane heaters by random guys are so annoying.* - OB25 January 17, 2026, 11:09:48 This has to be more widespread than we think.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:18:02 He did score 20 last game. And does have 3 other games of 17+. Not exactly a scrub* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:20:28 At 11, averaging 13* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 11:11:09 I’m so sick of incompetent officiating in the B1G.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:09:25 I guess shoving is now legal* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 11:08:47 Should probably guard that guy* - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:07:51 JFC stop with the "Wagler's only 2 offers" tidbit - IlliniSax05 January 17, 2026, 11:07:38 and it appears crocker-johnson will be the one to have his career high today?* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 11:04:21 Great candidate for our sleepy January home game* - bjl63 January 17, 2026, 11:03:41 Great job by Brad recognizing it early.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 11:04:22 lol at this start on both ends.* - Ari Gold January 17, 2026, 11:03:34 Illini -16.5. - JFG January 17, 2026, 9:42:18 Check me if I'm wrong jfg, but if we beat the golfers they'll lock us up and throw away the key* - Phytynlini January 17, 2026, 9:48:48 THAT’S MY LINE!* - Carl Spackler January 17, 2026, 10:32:30 Alright, let's do the same thing but with gophers. - JFG January 17, 2026, 9:51:11 HS recruiting still a thing? Another 3* in-state junior just committed - RVA January 16, 2026, 17:10:30 Might give us the inside track to his 4 star teammate. - illinilosch January 16, 2026, 17:46:43 6'5 flame thrower. perfect. * - assassin January 16, 2026, 17:31:31 But does he have Jake Davis’ hair?* - DocWalk20 January 16, 2026, 17:37:45 Not been to a game in a while. I assume Papa Dels will be a zoo after game? Think I can get into - LovetheChief January 16, 2026, 17:01:33 I took my nephew to Papa Del's right after the USC FB game w/o any wait - IlliniSax05 January 16, 2026, 17:21:49 If it’s a blowout and you leave the game early, you’ll be ok at either. - JFG January 16, 2026, 17:14:31 TY. Assuming I want to be back in ptown for varsity evening games and don’t want to wait in line, - LovetheChief January 16, 2026, 17:22:21 If you haven’t tried Smith Burger Company in downtown Champaign, I’d highly recommend that. - JFG January 16, 2026, 17:30:01 Awesome. Thanks.* - LovetheChief January 16, 2026, 17:35:19 With students gone, papa dels may not be awful * - OWWDig January 16, 2026, 17:10:22 Tidbits from Brad's Friday press conference: - JFG January 16, 2026, 15:28:28 First, yes some people (tend to be lanky athletic) have some joint laxity. - ibdoc January 16, 2026, 15:33:22 Thanks. But I'm still confused. Is Keaton ok or not?* - Blazer January 16, 2026, 17:27:01 I'm thinking if it was serious Brad wouldn't have mentioned it - jdl January 16, 2026, 17:29:22 Listened to the presser on the way home and am somehow even more confused - Blazer January 16, 2026, 18:32:27 Or even Ty. Keaton is fine. Nothing to see here.* - DocWalk20 January 16, 2026, 17:34:19 (not asking you, just generally shouting at the Universe)* - Blazer January 16, 2026, 17:27:20 Bit of a pet peeve is that flu/influenza is not vomiting and diarrhea - ibdoc January 16, 2026, 15:36:25 Hey now, don't kink shame.* - Warrin'_Illini January 16, 2026, 15:52:56 Fist bump…. - DocWalk20 January 16, 2026, 15:50:19 Opening this post was a little jarring* - illini21 January 16, 2026, 15:29:10 I kinda went over the top...lol. Sorry. All the news that's fit to print.* - JFG January 16, 2026, 15:30:21 Students should mostly be back on campus, no? IIRC classes always started on the Tues after MLK.* - Warrin'_Illini January 16, 2026, 14:34:55 Dorms won’t open until Sunday though - assassin January 16, 2026, 14:40:15 Unless something has changed, this still wont be an Orange Krush game. - OB25 January 16, 2026, 14:36:57 MrsAimless is coming with us - her first game in 30 years - aimlessillini January 16, 2026, 13:32:57 She last went when she was 5! - ibdoc January 16, 2026, 14:45:27 Let’s go, Mrs. Aimless!!!!* - memyselfandillini January 16, 2026, 14:13:32 George Shapland Family Drive - jdl January 16, 2026, 12:53:35 that's quite the Illini legacy* - assassin January 16, 2026, 12:55:56 The bottom third of the Big Ten is really bad this year. - OB25 January 16, 2026, 12:06:49 And to that point, I wish we were getting Oregon now instead of the last week of the season. - OB25 January 16, 2026, 12:12:19 BTA.* - uofi1998 January 16, 2026, 9:41:16 I don't know how they can keep up with us scoring. they're not dynamic. also, they're not - John Coctostan January 16, 2026, 9:29:50 Hate to nitpick that great work but the USC loss was at the Barn* - Mrap24 January 16, 2026, 9:24:12 Fair. adjusted.* - JFG January 16, 2026, 12:01:56 So was the Wisconsin loss* - UIHuskie January 16, 2026, 9:27:46 Minnesota lost to Missouri by 23. We’ll win comfortably* - GMAW January 16, 2026, 9:14:18 I'm in no way concerned, but I do think Minnesota is sneaky competent* - Blazer January 16, 2026, 14:41:35 View thread; Collapse ^ I traded in my loose change for cash (less 10% bullshit fee). I used that money for…. - timmer January 19, 2026, 14:14:59 View thread; 5 responses, latest posted January 19, 2026, 14:47:51, View last; your loose change was already cash* - VIV January 19, 2026, 14:22:05 The local ABC store was not having any of me trying to pay with nickels and pennies* - timmer January 19, 2026, 14:47:16 Always Be Changing* - Sammich January 19, 2026, 14:47:51 His money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds* - PapaDels January 19, 2026, 14:32:51 ooo - Sammich January 19, 2026, 14:47:33 View thread; Collapse ^ On this day off from work, I came across South Park S19 (2015) - timmer January 19, 2026, 12:35:07 View thread; 2 responses, latest posted January 19, 2026, 12:49:52, View last; The whole gentrification arc is probably my all time favorite South Park plot* - Sounder January 19, 2026, 12:49:52 E5 is turning out to be classic, too* - timmer January 19, 2026, 12:41:01 View thread; Collapse ^ 1675-5, q8 - complainant January 19, 2026, 0:13:50 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted January 19, 2026, 9:43:13, View last; 4 - Tuscy January 19, 2026, 9:43:13 6 - JeffFrank January 19, 2026, 7:00:53 4, q7 - larue33 January 19, 2026, 6:44:42 4 - Illiniphil January 19, 2026, 5:29:41 View thread; Collapse ^ Political thread for the week of January 12th * - larue33 January 12, 2026, 5:18:27 View thread; 493 responses, latest posted January 19, 2026, 7:49:45, View last; ok this is really deranged - ECEIllinois January 18, 2026, 23:59:13 He’s done more to threaten the existence of NATO than anyone since its founding* - Sounder January 19, 2026, 7:44:37 It’s like having Charlie Kelly as president. WILD CARD, BITCHES!!!!* - Jackie January 19, 2026, 7:44:26 Insane* - LeatherneckIllini January 19, 2026, 5:23:25 That he is not sane has been obvious for awhile to many people. How does anyone deny it now? * - larue33 January 19, 2026, 7:07:14 60 Minutes running the CECOT segment tonight w/ no NFL lead-in and against the Bears-Rams game* - ECEIllinois January 18, 2026, 18:25:03 Wait, it’s actually an EPCOT segment. The World Showcase is woke!* - Herman Blume January 18, 2026, 19:15:27 Figment is a liberal cuck!* - shua January 18, 2026, 19:21:11 I'll wait for the side-by-side comparison with the original bootleg.* - SurfTheBoneyard January 18, 2026, 18:45:20 Now that’s a brave news organization* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 18:31:59 Worth a try - larue33 January 18, 2026, 15:42:31 Trump yet again inserting himself into sports with an Army-Navy game EO - RVA January 18, 2026, 12:15:19 He needs everyone to be looking at him at all times.* - Mrap24 January 18, 2026, 14:10:42 The absolue internal screaming of the DOJ & WH lawyers writing these lol* - LeatherneckIllini January 18, 2026, 13:52:09 It’s not really funny at all. Quit or be just as culpable. * - assassin January 18, 2026, 14:01:26 As a mutual acquaintance who happens to be an ICE trainer says - Jersey January 18, 2026, 19:50:13 Just following orders sir* - gvibes January 18, 2026, 14:12:11 Golly this sure does make me uncomfortable! Ah well! * - assassin January 18, 2026, 14:15:36 I would be fine if they all where stripped of their licenses for life* - Drippy January 18, 2026, 16:08:42 Yep * - ATL January 18, 2026, 14:07:51 For being the states rights party of small government - Sounder January 18, 2026, 13:11:33 In fairness, you can't make a government any smaller than one man - Sammich January 18, 2026, 13:32:52 He's so fucking stupid. * - doubledown January 18, 2026, 12:26:20 This Board of Peace thing - timmer January 18, 2026, 10:38:38 Oh, now I know he's serious about peace since evidently he invited Putin to be a member* - UofIL6 January 19, 2026, 7:49:45 LOL - KingTalkyTiki January 18, 2026, 12:49:02 Ooo - PapaDels January 18, 2026, 8:28:26 That’s not Danny Larusso* - timmer January 18, 2026, 10:39:31 ooo - Tortillini January 18, 2026, 10:01:44 ooo - IlliniSax05 January 18, 2026, 11:17:58 Re: ooo - Herman Blume January 18, 2026, 10:06:53 ooo - KingTalkyTiki January 18, 2026, 16:26:19 I need a mark spitz with the 7 medals giving to a hairy, bear chested orange boy 🧒* - TarheelIllini January 18, 2026, 10:18:38 Here is my weak attempt (no AI was used) - timmer January 18, 2026, 11:03:17 Two battalions of paratroopers on standby to deploy and subjugate MLPS - assassin January 17, 2026, 21:49:36 There aren’t enough troops for a country with 500 million guns to have no social contract. - doubledown January 18, 2026, 9:55:06 So they’re just cosplaying now, eh? - OB25 January 17, 2026, 21:19:33 that long coat is very Nazi coded* - ECEIllinois January 17, 2026, 21:39:42 Bonsai nazi* - Herman Blume January 18, 2026, 10:20:48 It’s just a regular length coat. * - doubledown January 18, 2026, 9:50:32 Well so is he.* - SurfTheBoneyard January 17, 2026, 21:41:06 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki January 17, 2026, 21:25:12 Trump rewarding Bill Cassidy's total spinelessness by calling for him to be primaried - RVA January 17, 2026, 20:59:35 Ollie's going to be excited to learn that Luke Lutlow had no underlying conditions, was 41 years old - complainant January 17, 2026, 21:25:11 We'll sue your ass off - UofIL6 January 17, 2026, 19:20:42 And again - Stu January 17, 2026, 20:38:57 Loser after loser* - Mrap24 January 17, 2026, 20:34:43 At this stage of his life, and with the current media landscape... - SurfTheBoneyard January 17, 2026, 20:03:56 Everything is just a distraction from the Epstein files that a self proclaimed innocent man - Mrap24 January 17, 2026, 17:02:44 They sued last night saying courts can’t actually compel them to release them. * - assassin January 17, 2026, 17:10:00 Until there are some consequences, he’s right. * - doubledown January 17, 2026, 19:59:14 What a world. He signed the bill to release them. He’s a huge coward. A pathetic person* - Mrap24 January 17, 2026, 17:52:10 I assume that everyone who voted for him supports pedophilia. * - ATL January 17, 2026, 18:23:45 Or the Epstein Files is the distraction* - RVA January 17, 2026, 17:09:20 The grifting knows no bounds. He’s totally unconstrained - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 16:44:48 I'm so tired of this shit - ECEIllinois January 17, 2026, 11:16:31 Hey SCOTUS, you’re going to let him keep doing this shit, huh?* - VIV January 17, 2026, 14:33:46 I hope at least until the mid terms * - ATL January 17, 2026, 17:23:12 *Cracks a Heineken* - KingTalkyTiki January 17, 2026, 13:34:14 I expect a TACO to happen in the next few weeks* - timmer January 17, 2026, 12:58:39 That assumes he’s even in charge anymore - assassin January 17, 2026, 14:32:40 Well, the invasion of Greenland is off the table then, right? - Stu January 17, 2026, 12:28:52 Next Republican President is also going to do this because it's the Trump party* - ECEIllinois January 17, 2026, 12:58:34 I wouldn't follow JD to the bathroom if I had diarrhea* - Stu January 17, 2026, 14:15:34 LOL* - VIV January 17, 2026, 14:30:06 A grand total of about 14 pubs could wake up and put a stop to most of this. - assassin January 17, 2026, 12:21:43 They’d never admit it, but i wonder if this will influence the upcoming scotus vote in any way - John Coctostan January 17, 2026, 11:46:37 He is fucking insane* - Sounder January 17, 2026, 11:25:31 He clearly thinks he can sell the mineral rights and get huge kickbacks in his pocket - DT January 17, 2026, 12:00:46 My vote for primary motivator is the Mercator projection* - gvibes January 17, 2026, 13:37:05 There’s a reason he announces tariffs on a day when the market isn’t open* - UofIL6 January 17, 2026, 11:25:12 Seems odd. How can his family make money with insider trading when the markets are closed?* - DT January 17, 2026, 11:59:20 And won’t be open for three days * - ATL January 17, 2026, 11:26:06 Right. The timing was not coincidental* - UofIL6 January 17, 2026, 11:27:37 He’d totally rename it Trumpland too. * - illini January 17, 2026, 11:19:02 AMERICA FIRST! AMERICANS FIRST! - KingTalkyTiki January 17, 2026, 10:49:02 dots - Chuck Woodaby January 17, 2026, 10:55:06 Spanberger calls for Youngkin UVA board appointees to resign - Carl Spackler January 16, 2026, 19:44:10 Dept. of Education pausing plans to garnish wages for defaulted student loans* - ECEIllinois January 16, 2026, 18:23:30 Garnished with 1 piece of broccoli.* - DT January 16, 2026, 18:57:36 That $3 meal adds up to $1000/mo for a family of four. - memyselfandillini January 17, 2026, 10:54:12 I prefer other thing.* - SurfTheBoneyard January 16, 2026, 21:15:06 Enjoy your four honey roasted peanut halves, sir. * - assassin January 16, 2026, 21:21:17 what fucking wages?* - Sammich January 16, 2026, 18:55:37 Meh* - gvibes January 16, 2026, 18:24:38 DOJ now investigating Walz and Frey* - ECEIllinois January 16, 2026, 17:51:04 Walz: "the only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good - RVA January 16, 2026, 21:06:06 Banana Republic bullshit - KingTalkyTiki January 16, 2026, 20:30:55 Eat at Arby’s* - timmer January 16, 2026, 21:11:05 Truth brother. - KingTalkyTiki January 16, 2026, 23:34:46 I'd prefer your wet beef. - complainant January 16, 2026, 23:59:30 If this court wasn’t already, the 2030 census will be the nail in the coffin* - snipes824 January 16, 2026, 20:46:30 Statler and Waldorf are next* - PapaDels January 16, 2026, 19:26:51 I was thinking Henley, Schmit, and Gill* - RSMBob January 16, 2026, 19:31:49 As a Bernie bro, I lost interest when he dropped out. Consequently, this is the first I've heard - complainant January 17, 2026, 1:13:34 ah yes, very legal reasoning for an investigation - assassin January 16, 2026, 18:19:28 You just made the list!* - WhitmansFolly January 17, 2026, 8:27:35 Shocking. Our government is a bunch of cowards. Just absolute losers* - Mrap24 January 16, 2026, 18:11:41 Trump removed Hassett from Federal Reserve consideration because he's the... - Stu January 16, 2026, 16:23:58 Larry Ellison is renaming his yacht. It was previously named “Izanami.” * - doubledown January 16, 2026, 15:08:47 he should use that money to buy us a stud DL instead* - ECEIllinois January 16, 2026, 21:50:26 Looks like it was already named Izanami when he bought it and he changed it when he - gvibes January 16, 2026, 16:02:37 the Post says he named it Izanami, realized the issue, re-named it Ronin, and then sold it - Sammich January 16, 2026, 16:08:55 Did he buy it from Elon?* - UofIL6 January 16, 2026, 16:07:14 Thank God Luda came to his senses.... - KingTalkyTiki January 16, 2026, 14:40:06 Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time - ATL January 16, 2026, 13:15:46 Virginia Senate Dems pass redistricting bill for their US House seats - Carl Spackler January 16, 2026, 13:03:46 lol, this is a hell of a tweet about Kaine and Warner's involvment - assassin January 16, 2026, 18:04:09 This woman is a national treasure, if you’re not familiar with her public tweets/comments* - Carl Spackler January 16, 2026, 19:17:36 gyat dayum* - Sammich January 16, 2026, 18:56:03 Gerry Rafferty >>> Gerrymandering, imo* - Tortillini January 16, 2026, 13:32:37 in a world where people just vote for a party right down the line, gerrymandering is necessary* - Sammich January 16, 2026, 13:35:48 And as usual, independents are stuck in the middle.* - complainant January 16, 2026, 17:47:12 I think this might be overreach - RVA January 16, 2026, 13:16:55 Would be good to tie it to actions in other states - i.e., triggered only if Indiana does it - ATL January 16, 2026, 15:26:44 might similarly happen this way in Texas, too* - assassin January 16, 2026, 13:19:32 Paradoxically could be good for democracy - DT January 16, 2026, 13:24:41 Hate it. - tvillini January 16, 2026, 13:05:42 co-hate. it's another step down the path to madness* - VIV January 16, 2026, 13:22:29 I definitely see both sides. What you and I think, and what JFG is expressing. - tvillini January 16, 2026, 13:27:17 It sucks. But to quote Dr. Strange..."we're in the endgame now." - JFG January 16, 2026, 15:34:27 same way you'd fix anything, anti-gerrymandering and independant map legislation* - assassin January 16, 2026, 13:29:23 And if the dems start winning the gerrymandering battle then the SC will suddenly become interested - Herman Blume January 16, 2026, 16:22:30 Of course it's not awesome. - JFG January 16, 2026, 13:10:35 I rejoice at any semblance of a spine * - assassin January 16, 2026, 13:12:48 This, absolutely. The other side is going to do it, so either lose or play the same game* - UofIL6 January 16, 2026, 13:15:39 Fuck this Nazi. - doubledown January 16, 2026, 9:47:52 fourth estate stop unintentionally aiding the regime challenge (Impossible) - Sammich January 16, 2026, 9:52:57 canada allowing china EVs in seems like one of those tipping point moments we'll look back - John Coctostan January 16, 2026, 8:30:11 China is to the US today what the US was to Britain in 1914. - DT January 16, 2026, 10:18:31 Except as pointed out below they are going to walk the demographic/economic plank in 10 yrs* - LeatherneckIllini January 16, 2026, 11:14:56 Agreed, but one significant difference is that the US population was about to expand greatly - Tortillini January 16, 2026, 11:02:58 Which is why the next 10 years is super scary. Use it or lose it for Xi. BUCKLE UP 2028 Y’ALL!* - LeatherneckIllini January 16, 2026, 11:13:56 Yep. Just a matter of time* - timmer January 16, 2026, 9:49:11 Here's the top "news" story on Twitter. - complainant January 15, 2026, 20:17:59 My twitter feed is all of a sudden a ton of posts on how Wagler and Stojakovic have elite nerd stat - gvibes January 16, 2026, 9:51:37 You realize that feed is based on what you click on the most, right? - Illiniphil January 16, 2026, 7:07:00 No. It's more likely from following links posted here. - complainant January 16, 2026, 7:38:03 No doubt getting it the same way RFKJ does. * - doubledown January 15, 2026, 21:13:34 Fucking Olivia Nuzzi?* - ATL January 16, 2026, 6:50:39 never actually happened tho, right? a digital affair? so lame* - cpsteine January 16, 2026, 11:02:16 at least we got the BJ poem out of it* - Sammich January 16, 2026, 13:26:58 Which means he probably sick as fuck* - Mrap24 January 15, 2026, 20:52:07 Does "sick" still mean "good?" - complainant January 15, 2026, 20:58:33 In this case, not very healthy* - Mrap24 January 15, 2026, 21:08:25 OOO - Stu January 15, 2026, 20:35:53 Some would say he's inhuman - well, I guess that tracks * - Jersey January 15, 2026, 20:19:55 What's the likelihood that the woman in Louisiana who was allegedly forced to take abortion pills - doubledown January 15, 2026, 19:59:13 Trump got his nobel peace prize - gvibes January 15, 2026, 19:20:11 Receiving the Nobel Peace Prize by threatening the recipient with imprisonment or death is - doubledown January 15, 2026, 19:54:54 wtf is a Board of Peace?* - ECEIllinois January 15, 2026, 19:16:00 A movie about Trump in 2026. Spelled b-o-r-e-d. - DT January 16, 2026, 10:24:03 Gaza management?* - gvibes January 15, 2026, 19:39:54 seems like ICE choked a guy to death in custody in Texas last week - assassin January 15, 2026, 18:33:09 Still waiting for the pigs who strangled to death Illini DE Glenn Foster to be held accountable* - RVA January 15, 2026, 19:42:02 Good news for republican voters: he was probably brown * - ATL January 15, 2026, 18:36:14 we're never going to know exactly how many have died or will die in custody - Sammich January 15, 2026, 18:35:14 or what country they died in* - assassin January 15, 2026, 18:40:57 lol if true - ATL January 15, 2026, 18:23:30 Where did Nick Sortor come from? - complainant January 15, 2026, 19:30:44 Could be worse, Harris could be President. /s * - MC January 15, 2026, 17:47:34 exactly. can you imagine?!* - cpsteine January 16, 2026, 11:05:27 Republicans and Nazis, what even is the difference anymore? - ATL January 15, 2026, 17:42:42 These Republicans are definitely Nazis. * - doubledown January 15, 2026, 17:55:28 Each week gets more insane than the last* - CWR10 January 15, 2026, 16:50:42 Yeah but Wall St is richer than ever. Did you even say thank you for that? * - MC January 15, 2026, 17:44:52 Ari did* - memyselfandillini January 15, 2026, 21:06:45 Nothing is more pathetic than Machado giving Trump her Nobel prize* - Stu January 15, 2026, 17:39:07 Such a weak move* - UofIL6 January 15, 2026, 17:43:20 Really good article on the state of affairs - Jersey January 15, 2026, 16:22:36 From “crab rangoons, things of that nature” to this* - Tortillini January 15, 2026, 17:16:57 just wait for President SAS* - Sammich January 15, 2026, 17:22:18 courtesy of one of the comments: - Sammich January 15, 2026, 16:37:51 Not the most woke looking crowd there* - gvibes January 15, 2026, 16:55:41 Hey Q, it's your cousin Marvin. Marvin ANON. You know that new world order you were warning about? - assassin January 15, 2026, 15:15:20 good thing there's already a theme song - lcubed January 15, 2026, 16:00:04 shining on the hill like a polished turd* - memyselfandillini January 15, 2026, 15:42:09 Elections have consequences so I’m fine if these people have different policy views than me. - OB25 January 15, 2026, 15:40:17 Who else are they going to get?* - WhitmansFolly January 15, 2026, 16:08:39 They should start releasing chemtrails, just as a heat check* - Sammich January 15, 2026, 15:35:14 He's got to be way up the list in terms of punchable faces* - UofIL6 January 15, 2026, 15:29:42 an accomplished Sycophant* - memyselfandillini January 15, 2026, 15:43:30 Every one of them is somehow the most punchable - Sammich January 15, 2026, 15:40:17 #1 for me* - Tortillini January 15, 2026, 15:37:19 even above stephen miller?* - lcubed January 15, 2026, 16:00:43 Impossible. Miller is a walking/talking penis* - WhitmansFolly January 15, 2026, 16:09:23 A president walks into a bar & says, "I'm cancelling the next election 'cause I'm going to lose." - KingTalkyTiki January 15, 2026, 13:50:54 better go get your papers - Sammich January 15, 2026, 13:01:08 quite the flip from not wanting to show vaccine cards and not wearing masks* - shua January 15, 2026, 13:29:57 “Don’t tread on me…..tread on them.” - memyselfandillini January 15, 2026, 21:10:31 Masks are all the rage now* - PapaDels January 15, 2026, 13:45:59 Heeeeeeey, heeeeeey Kristi... - KingTalkyTiki January 15, 2026, 13:23:10 The Don't-Tread-On-Me crowd is awfully quiet. * - VIV January 15, 2026, 13:05:08 You mean the “tread on me, daddy” crowd * - MC January 15, 2026, 13:49:08 The danger now is that "Don't Tread on Me" is a warning, not a request. And liberals have - doubledown January 15, 2026, 13:30:29 I haven't handled a weapon since I ETSed. - KingTalkyTiki January 15, 2026, 13:35:43 "Don't Tread On Me....because I'm white. - KingTalkyTiki January 15, 2026, 13:25:12 we all assumed the operative word in that phrase was "tread" - Sammich January 15, 2026, 13:10:59 i'd say i hope bret kavanaugh chokes on a chicken bone tonight - assassin January 15, 2026, 13:02:45 He's a pretty swarthy guy. Should keep his passport in his breastpocket* - ATL January 15, 2026, 13:43:28 I'd settle for January 21st, 2029. * - IlliniRunner January 15, 2026, 13:18:17 Wanna know what's cool? - Stu January 14, 2026, 21:09:42 ICE sent 6 kids to the hospital when they shot flash bangs and tear gas at the car they were in - IlliniRunner January 15, 2026, 12:51:45 hypothetically, I'd love to see flash bangs thrown in to a few... - shua January 15, 2026, 13:08:42 I also enjoy the bottles of piss though. - KingTalkyTiki January 15, 2026, 13:26:43 Follow the requests of lawfully elected local officials and you’ll be fine.* - DT January 15, 2026, 13:36:43 that's a lot of tear gas* - assassin January 14, 2026, 21:41:28 Funds from sale of Venezuelan oil are being held in Qatar. - gvibes January 14, 2026, 18:24:02 But we got a new Air Force One out of the deal for free, right? Right?* - illini222 January 14, 2026, 20:28:53 Seems legit.* - DT January 14, 2026, 19:40:07 are they going to use that to buy Greenland?* - ECEIllinois January 14, 2026, 19:29:58 tariffs to date could pay for two Greenland’s - timmer January 14, 2026, 19:37:22 Heard in a company meeting yesterday we’ve paid about 1.5 million in tariffs so far… - haighter January 14, 2026, 20:20:05 $12,317,221 - timmer January 14, 2026, 18:21:47 Man, too bad that $700b couldn’t help the homeless and sick in America. Damn shame* - PapaDels January 15, 2026, 13:45:14 Meanwhile Sec of Ag shows you how to only spend $3 a meal on food. - KingTalkyTiki January 15, 2026, 13:33:53 this is all because we made fun of Dr Oz and his crudite, isn't it?* - Sammich January 15, 2026, 14:10:53 It's more the lithium deposits & less the Inuit depressives that they're interested in acquiring.* - complainant January 14, 2026, 18:32:43 There’s got to be a market for Missouri. Just must be* - opossum jenkins January 14, 2026, 18:28:06 My open source accounts are getting really jumpy about Iran tonight… - LeatherneckIllini January 14, 2026, 17:57:19 The new story being out out there is the ice agent suffered internal bleeding from being hit by the - Mrap24 January 14, 2026, 17:50:09 How could they tell with all the subcutaneous fat?* - ATL January 14, 2026, 20:22:09 It was reported on CBS (Fox) News so that should explain the accuracy* - UofIL6 January 14, 2026, 18:21:26 We all saw the video. * - doubledown January 14, 2026, 18:17:37 pu**y. Something a Richwoods grad would do* - LeatherneckIllini January 14, 2026, 17:54:24 It’s called a bruise. Likely in his trigger finger or vagina* - timmer January 14, 2026, 17:51:47 I mean, technically a bruise is “internal bleeding”* - DocWalk20 January 14, 2026, 18:00:06 Ow! Ow! My vagina!!!* - Stu January 14, 2026, 17:56:26 Pew pew pew pew - timmer January 14, 2026, 18:23:10 A bunch of our "closest" NATO Allies are sending troops to a foreign nation.. - KingTalkyTiki January 14, 2026, 15:37:09 I think we're going to end up buying this thing.* - Warrin'_Illini January 14, 2026, 17:07:49 Putin has to be loving this* - timmer January 14, 2026, 16:59:07 I’m sure he does, but China is the real winner of our aggressive immolation of national power.* - DT January 14, 2026, 17:02:14 They sure are - RVA January 14, 2026, 17:26:06 blanc, bleu, et rogue* - Sammich January 14, 2026, 15:41:18 Ooopsie! Chump edit.* - KingTalkyTiki January 14, 2026, 15:46:46 Evidently coercion = elegance - UofIL6 January 14, 2026, 14:17:09 Hopefully they can get him to quit before his term is up in 3.5 months.* - Chuck Woodaby January 14, 2026, 14:58:58 It’s only his term as Chair. - Chilango January 14, 2026, 15:44:27 that's one of the things i don't get here. i realize he could step down entirely, but this - John Coctostan January 15, 2026, 12:27:44 If they establish the precedent they can force out a bunch of the others, too.* - DT January 15, 2026, 12:43:14 if SCOTUS lets them remove Lisa Cook, they'll just keep doing that - Sammich January 15, 2026, 13:02:49 People are saying Trump resigning would be more elegant, the most elegant ever.* - DT January 14, 2026, 14:43:28 Like big ol' ballroom covered in golden decoupaged Home Depot wall decor elegant.* - KingTalkyTiki January 14, 2026, 14:56:19 Both gofundme’s for the Ford worker total over $650K - timmer January 14, 2026, 13:36:28 Can you link one? i’ll send him $10.* - Stu January 14, 2026, 17:32:27 I hope he never has to work another day in his life. Tell those pricks to screw.* - Warrin'_Illini January 14, 2026, 14:11:13 A lot of people really hate the pedophile protector. * - doubledown January 14, 2026, 14:07:56 Sooo...any ideas why the Tariff opinion is taking so long or what that might mean? * - haighter January 14, 2026, 9:56:46 Trying to figure out how to deem them legal while blocking a future president - longsnapper January 14, 2026, 12:44:42 Court decided an Illinois elections case, however - Potomac January 14, 2026, 10:21:35 Seems like the standing issue would have been pretty clearly in favor of Bost - ATL January 14, 2026, 11:52:05 Jackson's dissent asserts the candidate suffered no injury* - Potomac January 14, 2026, 12:45:41 Disenfranchisement is the only motivation. * - doubledown January 14, 2026, 12:09:13 There is some value to getting it done in a timely fashion - RVA January 14, 2026, 12:42:04 I'm an election judge who counts ballots, and there has to be a reasonable limit for certification* - Potomac January 14, 2026, 12:43:58 He (Bost) text me last night. - EffinIllini January 14, 2026, 10:29:05 nm* - KingTalkyTiki January 14, 2026, 11:05:58 Could be worse, could be Nazi aficionado Mary Miller - KingTalkyTiki January 14, 2026, 10:43:38 No matter what they do, they get some kind of crisis. * - doubledown January 14, 2026, 10:13:46 debating what to do if they strike it down and trump says no* - VIV January 14, 2026, 10:10:02 Gotta get everyone's name on those 5K rebate checks before they go out.* - Warrin'_Illini January 14, 2026, 10:05:09 Debate among justices on what to do about ordering refunds - Stu January 14, 2026, 10:00:18 yeah, and there might also be many separate opinions being written* - Potomac January 14, 2026, 10:17:17 If we increase the number of overdose deaths maybe we can invade another country - RVA January 14, 2026, 9:55:58 Hey man, the national debt is rising way too fast for reasons nobody can seem to understand. - Sammich January 14, 2026, 10:25:34 If we had gotten rid of vaccines like they wanted there’d be a lot fewer people to get addicted - DT January 14, 2026, 10:55:35 Totally agree. Also, Americans need to have more kids. - Sammich January 14, 2026, 11:03:02 Hey, it those kids don't make it, it means that they were genetically inferior - IlliniRunner January 14, 2026, 14:31:26 Man, gay porn is even up current events... - KingTalkyTiki January 14, 2026, 9:17:09 Piper Perri's talking to her lawyers as we speak* - Sammich January 14, 2026, 9:28:52 I didn't realize how ho short he actually is. Maybe because he's got such a big head. * - doubledown January 14, 2026, 9:26:44 This whole regime is chuck full of really angry short men. - KingTalkyTiki January 14, 2026, 9:34:09 Ford factory worker calls Trump "pedophile protector", Trump flips him off - ECEIllinois January 13, 2026, 16:25:21 Maybe he was showing him his diddling finger * - Jersey January 14, 2026, 11:12:01 Imagine if Obama would have done this. Fox would have called for his death* - KCWildcat January 14, 2026, 7:43:39 Looks like a job just opened - timmer January 13, 2026, 18:02:59 He gawn - Sammich January 14, 2026, 0:34:31 "Fit of rage"? What is it with these people being completely unable to be honest about anything? - doubledown January 14, 2026, 7:05:55 That's exactly what it is. - Sammich January 14, 2026, 8:14:22 LOL at Trump talking about robots. * - Toonces January 14, 2026, 7:33:59 And the idea that robots taking human jobs is a good thing. - JFG January 14, 2026, 8:07:51 $27,251 as of this post… - timmer January 14, 2026, 6:24:22 And another at $157K… - timmer January 14, 2026, 6:25:30 Now the DOJ is gonna shut down gofundme for supporting domestic terrorism* - mrkoolaid January 14, 2026, 9:11:54 I think he would make millions on GoFundMe* - Stu January 13, 2026, 18:52:38 I would think that it's gonna take more than that to fire a UAW worker in Detroit. * - haighter January 13, 2026, 18:15:37 No one is safe anymore* - timmer January 13, 2026, 18:43:54 I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often* - PapaDels January 13, 2026, 17:45:13 Generally out in public. He’s isolated with his yes men* - Mrap24 January 13, 2026, 18:19:24 yeah, these people have enough sense to keep away from the actual public* - Sammich January 13, 2026, 18:21:19 Are you sure it wasn't his pinky? - RVA January 13, 2026, 16:43:11 or could of whipped it out if the rumors are true that he's hung like a hamster* - DanSaint January 13, 2026, 18:13:13 he really is a short-fingered vulgarian* - ECEIllinois January 13, 2026, 17:21:46 The Rose Garden...now with 99% less roses! - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 16:11:38 That looks like Churchill downs* - GhostofPokeyStixPast January 13, 2026, 17:58:12 The White House is tacky as fuck now* - Mrap24 January 13, 2026, 17:25:50 Today…. - timmer January 13, 2026, 16:22:21 Iran has killed somewhere between 2000-12000 protestors. That’s fucked * - MC January 13, 2026, 14:06:05 Will we see any American campus protests over this?* - Potomac January 13, 2026, 15:14:52 Where is this being done with American equipment and support? - Chilango January 14, 2026, 15:45:44 No. Too busy protesting the Trump admin asking for lists of Jews at a major U.S. university - ATL January 13, 2026, 16:08:17 Are you hearkening back to the anti-Shah '70s?* - Stu January 13, 2026, 15:50:37 Last year’s King of Kings book is excellent on rise and fall of the Shah - Potomac January 13, 2026, 16:46:22 Who did he dupe?* - Chuck Woodaby January 13, 2026, 16:58:07 Western leaders and the population of Iran* - Potomac January 13, 2026, 18:10:47 You don't say. I'm sure the next coup we help engineer with the understanding that the - Chuck Woodaby January 13, 2026, 18:17:37 The student leaders of the "socialist" revolution. - complainant January 13, 2026, 17:31:39 Anybody else?* - Chuck Woodaby January 13, 2026, 17:32:17 The propped-up-by-the-U.S. Shah? Aw, shucks, what could be the difference?* - RVA January 13, 2026, 15:56:16 The regime since 1979 is far worse than the shah* - Potomac January 13, 2026, 16:47:20 What impoverished but educated society *doesn't* love building palaces for a hereditary monarch? - complainant January 13, 2026, 17:34:05 sure, the shah had many flaws, but you cannot argue he was worse - Potomac January 13, 2026, 18:12:05 In that case, I suppose I'm relieved that I didn't. - complainant January 13, 2026, 18:46:50 50 years in the can, not a fuckin' peep* - Sammich January 13, 2026, 16:43:22 20. - VIV January 14, 2026, 10:11:48 I adjusted the timeline to match the revolution, stunad! - Sammich January 14, 2026, 10:29:21 the ayatollah... whatever happened there. * - VIV January 14, 2026, 10:42:14 He's five years older this time, cancer-free & backed by Netanyahu? - complainant January 13, 2026, 16:27:31 He should ask Ahmed Chalabi for pointers on getting the US to invade for personal interests - DT January 14, 2026, 5:55:18 yes - RVA January 13, 2026, 15:41:28 I think we have a wannabe religiofascist regime closer to home that they're dealing with.* - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 15:40:11 Is America paying for it?* - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 15:24:38 we will be soon. they do have a lot of oil. * - VIV January 13, 2026, 15:42:02 If that happens I expect to see a lot of protesting, but I don't blame anyone if they choose to - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 16:08:07 What an original thought and good faith question. * - assassin January 13, 2026, 15:22:53 I love the smell of manufactured consent in the afternoon.* - Chuck Woodaby January 13, 2026, 14:22:23 Somewhere Steven Miller just got a renob* - opey8 January 13, 2026, 14:14:54 AI will never top hasty photoshop - RVA January 13, 2026, 13:59:32 Nevermind - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 15:17:39 As I was saying - RVA January 13, 2026, 14:32:29 Dilbert's taller in the pic. Fire the social media intern - Sammich January 13, 2026, 14:35:30 Oh man I used to LOVE that game.* - DiamondDazzle January 13, 2026, 14:05:40 Lots of crazy ICE videos coming out and all of the Nazi imagery, should be an interesting stretch - reggiedunlop January 13, 2026, 13:16:06 six us prosecutors have resigned over the push to investigate Good's widow - assassin January 13, 2026, 13:01:20 Thompson was investigating and prosecuting the Feeding Our Future fraud cases. - ghost_of_clt January 13, 2026, 16:24:00 all well and good, but I'd rather they just ignore orders like their superiors are doing - Sammich January 13, 2026, 14:38:42 oh great, you resigned in protest, now they can just install a toady or leave the position vacant - RVA January 13, 2026, 14:42:59 I hope they at least changed some passwords or something - Sammich January 13, 2026, 14:43:57 Good riddancec?* - jjlocke923 January 13, 2026, 13:17:04 Mods...please ban this account.* - JFG January 13, 2026, 14:27:25 With your ‘outing’ yesterday, you need to permanently go away - TarheelIllini January 13, 2026, 14:20:16 I thought your people liked prosecuting somalis for fraud* - gvibes January 13, 2026, 14:18:20 I respect your commitment to the bit even though you've been discovered. - doubledown January 13, 2026, 14:05:57 Dude, why do you and DD keep responding to this asshat?* - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 15:42:08 Wow. These are no jokes.Office no. 2 and chief of violent/major crimes.And in DC DOJ civil rights, - gvibes January 13, 2026, 13:16:55 absolutely disgusting* - ECEIllinois January 13, 2026, 13:03:13 how are those epstein files coming along?* - VIV January 13, 2026, 10:38:58 it's weird that Trump distracted us with Venezuela, and I think he's grown bored of that now* - shua January 13, 2026, 10:39:59 pass the hat for the former Mayor Haircut - Poldark January 13, 2026, 10:19:18 She spent it all on Modelo (more than a few small beers).* - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 10:25:56 Warren will not be happy - Stu January 13, 2026, 9:17:51 Trump has left S.I.I. Jerome no good options. I blame the potus for being a dumb asshole.* - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 9:44:25 What's interesting is they are making the forecast, despite the next Chairman being a Trump shill* - Stu January 13, 2026, 9:58:59 Part of the bet is probably that Trump’s gambit will fail. * - doubledown January 13, 2026, 10:01:57 I think the market now expects inflation to tie the Fed's hands - Stu January 13, 2026, 10:26:02 Religious nutjob attempts to burn down historic Mississippi synagogue - RVA January 13, 2026, 7:08:01 Religious nutjob and Coahoma Community College center fielder. - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 8:24:09 ironic that this Larry Fine lookalike is an anti-semite* - Sammich January 13, 2026, 8:28:13 Maybe he believed "Jews will not replace us!" then got triggered... - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 9:17:13 Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to turn cars homosexual. - complainant January 13, 2026, 0:21:08 Thanks for the link to the unfunny parody account. - Illiniphil January 13, 2026, 8:35:16 I LOVE MY DEAD GAY CAR!* - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 8:24:45 Used a war crime to commit a war crime - assassin January 12, 2026, 20:52:43 I kind of don't know what this means. How do you paint a plane to look civilian? - gvibes January 13, 2026, 11:22:04 Maybe? Could it have been a P-8, which is built on the 737 line? - illinibone January 13, 2026, 10:22:05 In for a penny, in for a pound. - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 9:51:19 this entire administration is a war crime - memyselfandillini January 13, 2026, 4:09:26 Fmr. NYC Mayor Eric Adams just rugpulled his $NYC memecoin? (yes that's a real sentence) - ECEIllinois January 12, 2026, 20:48:17 I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, I hate seeing criminals get away with stuff like this. - doubledown January 12, 2026, 21:03:20 Tzcjck ja schtokz!* - memyselfandillini January 13, 2026, 4:12:59 TBH this is how I feel about the Madoff victims * - ATL January 12, 2026, 22:37:27 seems a bit harsh* - memyselfandillini January 13, 2026, 4:14:55 What if it was bought via a cryptocurrency fund?* - TarheelIllini January 12, 2026, 21:52:30 Looks like the call to investigate Powell was an audible by Judge Jeanine - Tortillini January 12, 2026, 20:22:23 Sound like she’s trying to gin up a case* - ATL January 12, 2026, 22:36:12 It's a rum do by any normal standards.* - complainant January 13, 2026, 4:57:18 hooray for DOJ independence?* - ECEIllinois January 12, 2026, 20:47:29 Zero chance Trump didn’t request it in a way that he can maintain deniability. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 20:44:47 Yep. And he’s been agitating against Powell on this issue and others for months - DT January 13, 2026, 7:18:15 Mattel taking too much Tylenol - Stu January 12, 2026, 17:47:30 Comes with headphones, full model train set, and encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 20:03:52 Karoline’s lips are noticeably bigger this week* - Stu January 12, 2026, 17:34:37 Have we discussed "One of Ours, All of Yours" yet? Because holy fucking shit.* - Sammich January 12, 2026, 16:13:39 ...or "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fürher"? - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 16:38:57 I wonder which heritage they think is the "one."* - Desert January 12, 2026, 16:41:47 Native Americans? Because according to them we AREN'T a nation of immigrants... - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 16:50:09 That dude looks like he’s got a hard drive full of feet pics. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 20:42:09 We have not* - timmer January 12, 2026, 16:30:34 amazing pic - ECEIllinois January 12, 2026, 13:49:21 Video - TarheelIllini January 13, 2026, 13:06:33 I've watched that clip approx 500 times. - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:53:38 Link?* - timmer January 12, 2026, 15:43:44 Found it. - timmer January 12, 2026, 15:47:53 think that was Sunday or Saturday* - ECEIllinois January 12, 2026, 20:49:05 The “Weber running awkwardly off the court vibe” is delightful* - PapaDels January 12, 2026, 14:21:21 He gets a Mike Pence Medal for not beating up someone after to recover from embarrassment - RVA January 12, 2026, 16:55:13 I dunno, he was pretty far from the pack* - Sammich January 12, 2026, 16:57:43 good point* - RVA January 12, 2026, 16:59:13 Now over 600. - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 14:46:39 Why are you so filled with hate? You don't even know the guy * - jjlocke923 January 12, 2026, 14:49:04 Get fucked bootlicker* - JacobRDaugherty January 12, 2026, 15:00:29 Why are you a fake poster douchebag that continues a stupid schtick on a message board? - JFG January 12, 2026, 14:55:48 Making sure this doesn't get missed since he quickly edited his post... - IlliniSax05 January 12, 2026, 15:01:52 LOL, i missed a few things* - VIV January 13, 2026, 8:43:55 Just catching up...cause if you miss a little...you miss a lot... - haighter January 12, 2026, 17:02:58 Because that guy isn't that bright* - Stu January 12, 2026, 18:39:03 Editing in 31 seconds was a mistake. Editing in 2:35 was intentional.* - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 18:12:15 Gone in schtixty seconds* - memyselfandillini January 13, 2026, 4:18:16 Yep* - cpsteine January 12, 2026, 23:10:48 Depends on how long it takes to sign in through the VPN.* - complainant January 12, 2026, 23:44:48 *eyepointydealie*. I had the same thought. This smacks of more fuckery* - IlliniRunner January 12, 2026, 17:44:21 Which appears greatly successful in getting a bunch of people to post a bunch about him - John Coctostan January 12, 2026, 18:12:40 I can’t imagine the lack of self esteem this requires * - PapaDels January 12, 2026, 18:41:27 Correct* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 12, 2026, 17:59:35 There's an easy fix regardless of who's behind it....* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 17:10:36 What if this whole time it wasn’t about jjlocke but the friends we made along the way? - MC January 12, 2026, 16:46:54 *sits in dark room laughing and yelling "CUNT!" Over and over"* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 16:53:08 Camera - memyselfandillini January 12, 2026, 17:31:59 Damn. This is like finding out Santa Claus isn’t real * - MC January 12, 2026, 16:22:09 Is it Tarheel?* - CoronaTheirAss January 12, 2026, 15:58:48 Come on. No. I’m real and have never had a second account here.* - TarheelIllini January 12, 2026, 16:30:34 He accidently posted as Tarheel a few months ago. Either it was a brilliant 4D chess move, - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 16:00:48 Yep, that's right. It's Tarheel.* - Stu January 12, 2026, 16:25:39 Sax wins the board today * - PapaDels January 12, 2026, 15:40:13 ooo - IlliniSax05 January 12, 2026, 16:00:07 Heh, if you search "asshat" you can actually see the original post* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 12, 2026, 15:30:03 lololol. Very rarely does an alter get caught so obviously and spectacularly* - Taz January 12, 2026, 15:28:30 I think you need a good reason to make an alter. Like your original name doesn't work - Toonces January 12, 2026, 15:34:22 MODS…can we please do something about this fake account that some moron is running?* - JFG January 12, 2026, 15:20:44 I'm sure others will disagree but i dont think it's bannable - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 12, 2026, 18:22:07 I'll go ahead and disagree. - JFG January 13, 2026, 9:07:42 "Just ignore it" is bad policy because it's impossible to do in any space with more than 5 people - Sammich January 13, 2026, 10:34:49 Bigbop at least generated discussion - RVA January 13, 2026, 9:17:07 I usually don't call for people to be booted, but since this clown obvi has a second login... - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 15:22:41 Maybe also delete his timmer alt* - Stu January 12, 2026, 15:46:47 De-fucking-licious.* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 15:19:00 Bwahahahahahaha!! - Kajagoogoo January 12, 2026, 15:10:08 He's just an alter? That's disappointing. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 15:09:29 Or maybe he's being genuine and Tarheel is the pretend dipshit alter* - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 15:13:34 Hey chuck - TarheelIllini January 12, 2026, 16:33:03 Take it up with JJ.* - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 16:37:24 Nm* - jjlocke923 January 12, 2026, 16:39:43 Abracadabra, your initial post said - "I've tried. The dipshit won’t reply." Whoops* - RVA January 12, 2026, 16:47:51 Nobody is this dumb.* - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 16:41:35 No way* - gvibes January 12, 2026, 17:01:16 LOL - Dilbert January 12, 2026, 16:45:13 We may be witnessing some Keyser Soze shit * - ijustkrushalot January 12, 2026, 16:09:44 "Back when I was playing with shit in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee with it. - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 16:15:29 *drops coffee mug in slow-motion** - IlliniRunner January 12, 2026, 15:35:52 ooo - Kajagoogoo January 12, 2026, 15:54:29 lol* - IlliniRunner January 12, 2026, 16:03:41 Mind=blown.* - JFG January 12, 2026, 15:21:56 nm* - jjlocke923 January 12, 2026, 14:57:22 Matthew 7:16 * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 14:51:11 I love the person jumping up and down in celebration after he ate it. So great* - IlliniRunner January 12, 2026, 13:57:58 Fascists still haven't learned not to launch a northern offensive in the winter* - RVA January 12, 2026, 13:50:19 You would think they would have learned after they went for Moscow in '41* - Stu January 12, 2026, 14:02:53 Probably from Texas or some shit* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:56:26 nm - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:56:25 nm* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:56:38 Allegedly, ICE is doing home searches without warrants with breached entry. - MC January 12, 2026, 11:37:39 they will keep pushing things farther until they get something akin to riots. question is: will - cpsteine January 12, 2026, 13:21:55 I think Miller is evil enough to admire their tactics, even if he detests who they targeted.* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 14:03:15 He wants all of the Nazi stuff without the antisemitism. Doesn't seem to be totally working out...* - cpsteine January 12, 2026, 14:56:44 I saw video of a breach - Sammich January 12, 2026, 11:45:45 People are going to get killed* - gvibes January 12, 2026, 11:40:42 If true, hopefully someone lights them up. It's the only thing they're going to understand. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 11:40:33 all that'll do is put even more troops on the ground and make them even more aggressive* - assassin January 12, 2026, 11:58:05 the other options are becoming less and less feasible - Sammich January 12, 2026, 12:04:48 If they want a lawless totalitarian military state, they should have to earn it. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 12:00:19 It was only a matter of time before Trump came after Jerome.* - Warrin'_Illini January 12, 2026, 11:29:30 Watching footage from Minneapolis, seeing the anger of the locals... - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 10:01:24 Trump said he will exclude ExxonMobil from Venezuela because CEO called it "uninvestable" - Stu January 12, 2026, 5:31:15 it's a fucking wild situation - VIV January 12, 2026, 11:55:25 Controlling their oil as a rationale makes zero economic sense - DT January 12, 2026, 13:19:45 it all comes back to the Petrodollar. our entire economy is underpinned by oil being sold for $ - VIV January 12, 2026, 13:35:00 Don't forget - the oil revenue is going to be held in a bank while the US decides what to do with it - ghost_of_clt January 12, 2026, 13:09:21 One easy way to avoid that ban on spending with a congressional appropriation* - gvibes January 12, 2026, 13:59:15 *wink** - VIV January 12, 2026, 13:22:12 LOL....perfect. Just perfect.* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:17:05 Jesus Christ. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 13:14:58 That’s like firing an employee after they already quit.* - DT January 12, 2026, 11:19:53 every oil CEO soon to issue statement saying "Venezuela uninvestable."* - cpsteine January 12, 2026, 8:39:28 in a total coincidence, Citgo is being bought by a Trump ally and already processed Venezuelan oil - ghost_of_clt January 12, 2026, 7:17:38 Yup.. - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 8:03:46 These fuckng people. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 8:17:28 At least previous admins gave us the respect to try to hide the grift - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 9:13:49 Emboldened by the first term of grifting where virtually nobody got caught - OrangeSox January 12, 2026, 11:49:39 Thank you Merrick fucking Garland* - gvibes January 12, 2026, 11:53:01 I wish I could volunteer for Maduro's jury - Stu January 12, 2026, 8:43:22 oh, he's probably guilty as hell. it's just weird that we're pretending to give a shit - VIV January 12, 2026, 12:24:18 Venezuela is going to turn out as well as one of his casinos - TarheelIllini January 12, 2026, 5:57:39 View thread; Collapse ^ I’m gonna need someone to walk me through A$AP Rocky’s SNL performance - biclops January 18, 2026, 23:18:57 View thread; 1 response, posted January 18, 2026, 23:20:29 I just watched it - Sounder January 18, 2026, 23:20:29 View thread; Collapse ^ I am spending the week in Wisconsin - Sounder January 17, 2026, 9:12:54 View thread; 20 responses, latest posted January 18, 2026, 16:55:39, View last; Head a few hundred miles north, its even better.* - DiamondDazzle January 18, 2026, 5:49:59 so many fun areas in the state. driftless area, apostle islands, even Sheboygan, among others* - torinese January 18, 2026, 16:55:39 Sobelman's Waukesha?* - longsnapper January 17, 2026, 14:52:06 Sobelman’s Milwaukee* - Sounder January 17, 2026, 23:59:32 That area is beautiful….good motorcycle rides up there* - TarheelIllini January 17, 2026, 14:08:02 Heading up to Wisconsin in two weeks for a long weekend. Hopefully the snow holds or they get some - harb January 17, 2026, 13:13:19 Second prize: two mid-winter weeks in Wisconsin. - osklister January 17, 2026, 13:05:33 Please count the number of bathtub Mary's with Packers and badgers flags* - opey8 January 17, 2026, 10:45:29 Fuck the Packers, but Wisconsin is amazing. - JFG January 17, 2026, 9:38:05 The booze consumption here is staggering* - Sounder January 17, 2026, 9:51:03 I don't think the average American can fathom it... - KingTalkyTiki January 17, 2026, 10:45:49 Wisconsin: drunkest US counties :: Australia: venomous snakes * - opey8 January 17, 2026, 10:48:33 Curling team went 0-4 - Sounder January 17, 2026, 9:14:16 I hear you. I once strained my back using my Swiffer in the kitchen* - timmer January 17, 2026, 9:42:19 I once strained my back a week ago shifting my position on the couch* - Phytynlini January 17, 2026, 9:46:46 To be fair, it seems like our star freshman basketball player did the same.* - voiceofreason January 17, 2026, 10:47:00 Keep him away from curbs.* - DT January 17, 2026, 11:02:30 Gotta love the 40's/50's. Random pains caused by simply existing.* - JFG January 17, 2026, 9:48:52 It’s why I transitioned from sprinting to jogging - bbonb January 17, 2026, 10:00:11 Father time is undefeated * - Sounder January 17, 2026, 9:50:03 View thread; Collapse ^ ladies hoops won* - Poldark January 18, 2026, 15:46:36 View thread; 2 responses, latest posted January 18, 2026, 16:45:17, View last; 29 for Wallace, Dolan out again. Guyton had her best game as an Illini - larue33 January 18, 2026, 15:53:08 Thought I heard maybe they would try to get Dolan right for the next game which is a big one - ATL January 18, 2026, 16:45:17 View thread; Collapse ^ 1674-3, q8 - complainant January 17, 2026, 23:57:49 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted January 18, 2026, 12:32:57, View last; 3 - Tuscy January 18, 2026, 12:32:57 4, q9 - UofIL6 January 18, 2026, 8:58:06 4, q8 - larue33 January 18, 2026, 5:53:19 3 - Illiniphil January 18, 2026, 4:13:50 View thread; Collapse ^ Until 29-April-1989, how many women do you think truly wanted to be Mrs Jon Bon Jovi? - timmer January 18, 2026, 11:35:46 0 responses Hey chorizo! - PapaDels January 17, 2026, 19:42:27 View thread; 1 response, posted January 17, 2026, 19:44:42 Niiiiiice* - Taz January 17, 2026, 19:44:42 View thread; Collapse ^ 1673-6, q8 - complainant January 16, 2026, 23:58:18 View thread; 3 responses, latest posted January 17, 2026, 16:17:21, View last; 5 - Tuscy January 17, 2026, 16:17:21 3, q9 - larue33 January 17, 2026, 7:04:15 4 - Illiniphil January 17, 2026, 2:06:22 View thread; Collapse ^ Every day I hike in the woods where there used to be a native American village - Stu January 17, 2026, 9:43:03 View thread; 8 responses, latest posted January 17, 2026, 14:10:02, View last; country squire?* - apusikam January 17, 2026, 13:19:58 I have no idea. But the lock and handle says 1960s to me.* - Stu January 17, 2026, 13:28:10 Don’t you live in FLA? - TarheelIllini January 17, 2026, 10:17:12 Eff no - Stu January 17, 2026, 10:28:50 Here’s a hint: Map of/to my favorite hiking spot - Stu January 17, 2026, 10:36:57 CT. I don’t know why I thought you were in FLA* - TarheelIllini January 17, 2026, 14:10:02 Jeep Cherokee?+ - ATL January 17, 2026, 10:06:51 Rivian* - Stu January 17, 2026, 10:07:36 View thread; Collapse ^ Google Search is getting worse, and Gmail just told me what I just wrote. - complainant January 16, 2026, 22:58:08 View thread; 1 response, posted January 17, 2026, 3:42:39 Counterpoint: - complainant January 17, 2026, 3:42:39 View thread; Collapse ^ Sports nicknames that begin with the letter “B” - bbonb January 16, 2026, 11:03:24 View thread; 12 responses, latest posted January 16, 2026, 22:14:26, View last; Does Billikens count? - complainant January 16, 2026, 22:14:26 Banana Slugs were worth $600 on Jeopardy on Thursday* - Potomac January 16, 2026, 16:10:12 I know a lot of people who with degrees from Santa Cruz. - complainant January 16, 2026, 22:12:08 Birmingham Black Barons* - ATL January 16, 2026, 12:42:27 Bronx bombers* - bulldogmba January 16, 2026, 12:30:01 Booger. - tvillini January 16, 2026, 11:44:36 Bubba* - DocWalk20 January 16, 2026, 16:13:17 the best of all, the Montgomery Biscuits* - assassin January 16, 2026, 11:38:38 Been there twice, love that stadium/team* - TarheelIllini January 16, 2026, 11:58:50 Chicago Bubs* - Stu January 16, 2026, 11:16:38 oOo - KingTalkyTiki January 16, 2026, 11:42:09 RIP Burlington Bees.* - Warrin'_Illini January 16, 2026, 11:05:41 View thread; Collapse ^

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