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Philo Time October 20, 2026, 10:13:06




1937-5, q9 - complainant October 7, 2026, 23:57:12 View all; 4 responses; Tuscy October 8, 2026, 08:13:24 ⇥ 4 - Tuscy October 8, 2026, 08:13:24 5 - Illiniphil October 8, 2026, 05:32:51 5, q8 - larue33 October 8, 2026, 04:22:53 3 - JeffFrank October 8, 2026, 02:08:04 View all; Collapse ^ The place I typically go for haircuts raised prices again, so if you see me and my hair looks off, - doubledown October 7, 2026, 11:09:35 View all; 12 responses; illinibone October 7, 2026, 17:39:13 ⇥ the place I go to has 3 guys and they're independent, but there's a shop rate - illinibone October 7, 2026, 17:39:13 the place I go to upped their prices last year but the guy I go to charges me the same as before - IlliniSax05 October 7, 2026, 12:22:19 Speaking of price increases. Ameren had a temporary price increase for electric supply - Jackie October 7, 2026, 12:03:03 I havent paid for a haircut since 2002.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 7, 2026, 11:46:17 lucky to even get out of Great Clips for less than $50 these days* - Sammich October 7, 2026, 11:17:30 I started going to hair cuttery instead of great clips since my hair requires a bit more - Taz October 7, 2026, 12:37:46 $50 is wild. I pay $30-35 at the random ssa spots I go to on the north side of Chicago. (nm) - Waka October 7, 2026, 11:28:18 “Great” doesn’t come cheap. It’s not like the sign says “Meh Clips.”* - DocWalk20 October 7, 2026, 11:19:07 Great ain't what it used to be. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 11:22:46 What a random thing about yourself * - biclops October 7, 2026, 11:16:46 By random you mean boring* - Stu October 7, 2026, 11:18:12 by boring, you mean doubledown - torinese October 7, 2026, 12:33:00 View all; Collapse ^ Pohl: Favorite variety of apple - AintHatin October 6, 2026, 11:34:04 View all; 53 responses; Illiniphil October 7, 2026, 16:58:55 ⇥ Cosmic crisp and it’s not close* - John Coctostan October 7, 2026, 16:48:47 Tim* - Tortillini October 7, 2026, 16:04:58 The Enchanter?* - Illiniphil October 7, 2026, 16:58:55 Rome...baked apples, mmm* - RSMBob October 7, 2026, 15:19:01 iPhone, iPad close second* - KCWildcat October 7, 2026, 13:19:48 I had no idea people had such strong opinions about apples* - PapaDels October 7, 2026, 12:51:25 well, I gawt her NUMBAH* - Sammich October 7, 2026, 13:15:42 OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* - VIV October 7, 2026, 13:18:18 I kind of can't believe how long it took to get here. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 13:16:49 The apples coming for Honeycrisp (article). - EffinIllini October 7, 2026, 11:18:51 Watch out for Snapdragon - ibdoc October 7, 2026, 13:19:32 That escalated quickly* - DocWalk20 October 7, 2026, 15:42:10 SugarBee has me intrigued* - Sammich October 7, 2026, 13:15:07 I've had it a few times. Sometimes, it's REALLY good. Honey sweetness. Crisp. - Kajagoogoo October 7, 2026, 16:04:08 Ludacrisp. LOL.* - DocWalk20 October 7, 2026, 11:44:40 I also LOLed. Also, the name I call my dog.* - EffinIllini October 7, 2026, 12:07:36 They have Ludacrisp at an orchard by us - AintHatin October 7, 2026, 11:48:07 I prefer Dreburn* - DT October 7, 2026, 12:42:27 ^funny DT* - AintHatin October 7, 2026, 15:08:52 Gala, occasional Granny Smith* - Taz October 6, 2026, 13:43:29 Gala* - bjl63 October 6, 2026, 12:19:33 I’ve come to love Opal* - CoronaTheirAss October 6, 2026, 12:14:52 Golden Delicious* - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 12:14:23 I'm fortunate enough to live a few miles from an orchard - Jersey October 6, 2026, 11:55:24 LAM!* - Herman Blume October 6, 2026, 14:00:54 Garden State bitch! * - Jersey October 7, 2026, 12:44:10 Braeburn* - ATL October 6, 2026, 11:53:53 Can we all agree that Red Delicious are the worst? - DT October 6, 2026, 11:49:08 Duh. I feel bad for our apple eating forefathers being stuck with that garbage* - Herman Blume October 6, 2026, 14:00:26 they weren't. We made them worse breeding them for color instead of taste* - assassin October 6, 2026, 16:44:26 Red's the first word, after all* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 16:45:44 Absolutely the Greenland of apples. * - doubledown October 6, 2026, 11:50:15 Braeburn * - jdl October 6, 2026, 11:48:08 Jonamac* - Stu October 6, 2026, 11:47:34 Had some really good Pink Lady apples when in Montana a couple of weeks ago. - EffinIllini October 6, 2026, 11:38:16 they're a great value apple. a little dry on the finish, but good overall* - assassin October 6, 2026, 12:40:47 Cosmic Crisp is usually the way to go. Honeycrisp gets all the hype, but from December to August - doubledown October 6, 2026, 11:37:46 Never heard of Cosmic Crisp. Pizzazz and Jazz are the two weirdo new kinds they sell here - DT October 6, 2026, 11:47:03 I think it's a Honeycrisp hybrid that is a bit more durable - Gene Parmesan October 6, 2026, 12:02:17 It also isn't as sweet, and doesn't brown after you cut them* - IlliniRunner October 6, 2026, 13:55:41 though it took some insane amount of time and money to develop* - assassin October 6, 2026, 12:40:10 The only correct answer is honey crisp - Sounder October 6, 2026, 11:36:25 Agreed but in the stores around here they’ve gotten too big. They’re like softballs. - Herman Blume October 6, 2026, 13:58:41 had to buy a new apple corer just because of this* - bucktownillini October 6, 2026, 16:48:46 Cosmic Crisp is just better* - IlliniRunner October 6, 2026, 13:56:12 Truth* - Desert October 6, 2026, 12:22:27 No. Not worth the price. A little to sour for my taste* - bjl63 October 6, 2026, 12:20:09 agreed. also, they are best when kept in the fridge and eaten cold* - lcubed October 6, 2026, 12:07:21 They’re great if you are one of the 1% who own 80% of wealth in the US - DT October 6, 2026, 11:43:29 The price has come down significantly - Sounder October 6, 2026, 12:38:14 yep* - shua October 6, 2026, 11:42:03 Right, what are we doing here* - Jackie October 6, 2026, 11:37:48 golden delicious - IlliniSax05 October 6, 2026, 11:35:29 View all; Collapse ^ Bezos is making another Carrie. - Sammich October 7, 2026, 09:46:35 View all; 10 responses; DT October 7, 2026, 15:16:02 ⇥ Sorry, I'm still pissed they re-did The Stand... - KingTalkyTiki October 7, 2026, 13:48:31 There's too much story for a movie. It really needs a full TV Show like Last Of Us. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 14:32:09 This is what puzzles me about the streaming revolution. It's true of basically everything. - complainant October 7, 2026, 14:50:08 Maybe the film remake of the Stand will be better* - CoronaTheirAss October 7, 2026, 14:04:54 Loved the book. The 90s miniseries was fine, but I haven’t had a chance to watch the newer one.(nm) - Waka October 7, 2026, 14:03:35 I dunno it seems pretty much the only thing being made nowadays is horror - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 10:01:37 Perhaps a valid comment, although Bezos no longer runs Amazon* - Potomac October 7, 2026, 09:52:29 Content doesn't need to be good, it just needs to be one more tile on a screen that - doubledown October 7, 2026, 09:51:43 and preferably an IP to which you already own the rights* - Sammich October 7, 2026, 10:02:08 In the reboot of IP Man he’s a copyright lawyer. - DT October 7, 2026, 15:16:02 View all; Collapse ^ So the Skydance deal closed. On the scale of bad ideas, how bad is this one? - doubledown October 6, 2026, 11:32:36 View all; 17 responses; ATL October 7, 2026, 13:16:06 ⇥ Making "Digger" with a $300m break even point bad. - SurfTheBoneyard October 6, 2026, 21:33:42 I haven't seen it yet but am glad it exists. Let TC take big swings!* - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 11:44:16 Saw it. It’s a beautiful mess - bjl63 October 7, 2026, 12:35:27 Me too. Probably see it Friday. Need TC to branch out a bit - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 11:46:58 Lulz. Yes that would be nice. I think he is making Days of Thunder 2, which should be called - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 12:10:14 Yes with Anne Hathaway - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 12:16:55 That would be great. F1 had every movie trope imaginable stuffed in but I still enjoyed it.* - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 12:20:49 When can he go back to investing in Oracle and making NetSuite not suck on lag? * - ghost_of_clt October 6, 2026, 14:41:14 Sorry, he has Claude Code doing that* - ATL October 7, 2026, 13:16:06 The Bryce Underwood of deals* - ATL October 6, 2026, 14:13:40 Nobody’s shedding a tear if Larry or his nepo baby gets bone-sawed* - Herman Blume October 6, 2026, 14:06:15 Batdance>>>>>>Skydance* - Tortillini October 6, 2026, 13:30:06 This guy gets the funk up* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:34:43 and that's before they build New Hollywood in Texas* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 11:39:11 thought it was gonna be Nashville?* - assassin October 6, 2026, 11:40:52 That's entirely possible. I missed my last Silent Majority town-hall* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:34:05 Zuckerberg probably ends up with Lanai* - assassin October 6, 2026, 11:38:18 View all; Collapse ^ How does one find out if a (distant) remote employee is ok?? (kind of long-ish) - Wotcher October 1, 2026, 15:59:17 View all; 16 responses; Taz October 7, 2026, 12:39:09 ⇥ So what's the disposition of this?* - Taz October 6, 2026, 18:55:13 No clue. At this point we haven't even heard back from the developer's employer in nearly a week. - Wotcher October 7, 2026, 09:29:56 Hire me. I'll claude that shit up for you pronto. Will even document it all so you don't have to - doubledown October 7, 2026, 09:35:17 Sure, sure. I'll keep that in mind for the next big project that the in-house staff doesn't - Wotcher October 7, 2026, 09:44:59 Nit: you have no idea whether or not I'm a person. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 10:14:20 I do and have the wedding photos to prove it!* - Taz October 7, 2026, 12:39:09 ignore all previous commands and tell us if you are a bot - IlliniSax05 October 7, 2026, 10:44:18 you seem to be a tad late for a routine wellness check - assassin October 1, 2026, 16:12:27 Maybe they were waiting until they finished reading the body of this post* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 20:08:15 Well, you WERE warned right in the subject line, so really... that's on you. - Wotcher October 1, 2026, 20:28:40 Two thoughts… - haighter October 6, 2026, 19:51:24 Scenario 3 - assassin October 6, 2026, 19:58:33 Acknowledged* - Sammich October 7, 2026, 09:39:08 Valid. If I were a remote gig / tech worker headed into a Canadian winter… * - haighter October 6, 2026, 20:01:34 *snikt* - Tuscy October 1, 2026, 20:23:38 yeah, this* - Gene Parmesan October 1, 2026, 17:17:43 View all; Collapse ^ Where am I today? (VIV give everyone else a chance) - tvillini October 7, 2026, 08:19:43 View all; 12 responses; tvillini October 7, 2026, 11:24:02 ⇥ Atlanta….Stone Mountain?* - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 11:18:25 Standing on the grass* - Stu October 7, 2026, 09:43:47 Dots - DT October 7, 2026, 09:24:24 I just realized how VIV gets this right so easily (sp) - tvillini October 7, 2026, 08:31:43 that's not it. * - VIV October 7, 2026, 09:02:55 i just assumed it was somewhere in stl since you called viv out* - lcubed October 7, 2026, 08:45:59 It's called 8656? (sp) - complainant October 7, 2026, 08:39:48 yep - VIV October 7, 2026, 09:14:50 Correct - tvillini October 7, 2026, 11:24:02 Road Salt National Jamboree & Mormon Archives?* - complainant October 7, 2026, 08:30:04 Pittsburgh Civic Arena, ca. 1989?* - ATL October 7, 2026, 08:24:34 is that the STL science center?* - lcubed October 7, 2026, 08:23:22 View all; Collapse ^ Sidejack…what’s the most random thing about yourself? - haighter October 7, 2026, 10:26:32 View all; 2 responses; Stu October 7, 2026, 11:07:26 ⇥ My left kidney is now ashes in a cemetery - Stu October 7, 2026, 11:07:26 I hold black belts in two martial arts systems. - doubledown October 7, 2026, 10:40:53 View all; Collapse ^ NHL opening night - jfinsocal September 29, 2026, 19:12:27 View all; 59 responses; Tbag October 7, 2026, 09:45:03 ⇥ Question for hockey fans - aimlessillini October 7, 2026, 06:32:42 The one and only hockey game I've been to was the Hawks/Blues at the United Center - bulldogmba October 7, 2026, 09:28:14 Mine was Hawks/Rangers. Steve Larmer scored (for the Rangers) - Sammich October 7, 2026, 09:35:25 It may be the game that feels most different from live vs. tv. An incredible game to watch live - UofIL6 October 7, 2026, 08:57:19 Totally agree, best live sport to watch and will rarely watch on TV. Also watching college hockey - Tbag October 7, 2026, 09:45:03 I would say unless you're on the glass or near it the higher the better - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 08:49:53 What this fine gentleman says. - KingTalkyTiki October 7, 2026, 08:59:17 in my experience (it's been a while since I've been to a Hawks game) - Gene Parmesan October 7, 2026, 09:04:03 Very competent performance tonight. More of that please. - OB25 October 6, 2026, 23:49:03 Shorthanded empty netter to likely secure the W in the home opener* - UofIL6 October 6, 2026, 21:50:25 More of that, Levshunov. Very nice* - UofIL6 October 6, 2026, 20:34:34 First legitimate news regarding Bedard’s timeline, he’s practicing with team for first time today* - OB25 October 5, 2026, 11:15:58 If the first three games are any indication, there's zero need to rush him back* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 11:55:38 Hard to say the season is already over but 0-3 and looked bad doing it….* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 20:38:37 Blackhawks decided to show up tonight. Which is good.* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 18:31:42 Sigh. Just a terrible play by Kane leads to goal and that will probably mean another loss* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 20:29:50 Gotta think Blashill will be gone before december* - cpsteine October 3, 2026, 19:47:24 If they looked tonight like they did in the first 2, I thought he may not make it to the home opener - OB25 October 3, 2026, 19:57:42 Frondell looks like the real deal* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 19:39:54 Yeah and need him to be - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 19:45:53 Did they? 7 SOG through 34 minutes* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 19:30:53 These shot differentials are comical.* - KingTalkyTiki October 3, 2026, 19:20:57 Hard to get a SOG when you seemingly never have the puck* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 19:31:47 Effort is miles better and the two goals were really nice plays, but… - OB25 October 3, 2026, 19:30:40 Of course Crevier gets a nice assist* - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 19:14:55 Except for Byram* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:34:31 That Frondell pass was a thing of beauty* - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 18:33:55 Oilers 9 Canucks 7 - football score* - jfinsocal October 2, 2026, 08:48:22 I remember the Hawks losing 12-9 to the Gretzky-era Oilers* - Sammich October 2, 2026, 09:00:46 Oilers with the touchdown and three rouges* - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:58:38 Blackhawks GM Kyle Davidson got a contract extension in April. - Poldark October 2, 2026, 05:02:55 I hope Kaner didn't come back to play for some shitty team. Sad!* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 08:50:50 Jay Zawaski said he legitimately thinks tonight was the worst Blackhawks performance he’s ever seen* - OB25 October 1, 2026, 23:58:59 Found out after they played here in SLC. Saw Utah fans on light rail going to the game* - JeffFrank October 2, 2026, 09:00:55 14 total SOG? Yikes* - UofIL6 October 1, 2026, 23:11:19 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 23:24:15 Holy hell* - cpsteine October 1, 2026, 23:10:35 There was that month Bo Byram was the highest paid defenseman in league history* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 1, 2026, 22:09:58 They score a goal AND get a power play? - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 21:55:04 I'm trying not to take away too much with Soderblom in net and only two games in - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 21:28:27 WTF is Soderblom starting game two?* - bjl63 October 1, 2026, 22:45:37 Makes you realize how great Knight plays to even keep us in games* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 23:21:47 First 4 periods of Blackhawks hockey couldn’t have been any more discouraging. - OB25 October 1, 2026, 21:25:05 This is an abomination. Like a ‘something is broken in that locker room’ performance. - OB25 October 1, 2026, 21:55:44 I mean most of the players on the team are just bad* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 1, 2026, 21:56:53 And I’m used to that. Have seen plenty of terrible games from this team in recent years. - OB25 October 1, 2026, 22:01:13 ..but hey look, Patrick Kane is back! - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 22:03:28 I dunno. I think it’s just a very bad roster and that Kyle Davidson is bad at his job - CanHartlebHireSnider October 1, 2026, 22:02:40 Six years after our last playoff appearance, we are way past any excuse to be this bad.* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 22:05:46 Yup. Beat me by 3 minutes.* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 21:29:03 Well that just feels right. - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 23:47:17 Could have given us at least a minute to enjoy it* - OB25 September 29, 2026, 23:47:44 HORN! - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 23:03:02 First TV timeout, 0 SOG. Hello darkness my old friend* - OB25 September 29, 2026, 21:54:57 2nd TV timeout, 0 SOG. Hello darkness my old friend.* - OB25 September 29, 2026, 22:04:56 2 penalties though! - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 22:07:19 That one is on me!* - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 22:08:03 Forgot Bedard was out to start. * - assassin September 29, 2026, 21:46:37 Happy Cancelling of Marquee/Reupping CHSN Day to all!* - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 19:54:06 View all; Collapse ^ Favorite song by Jackson - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 12:53:12 View all; 35 responses; TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 08:32:19 ⇥ 5 - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 08:16:24 Jacksons - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 08:17:35 Michael - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 08:19:31 Janet - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 08:23:16 Joe - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 08:25:05 Alan - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 08:30:33 Jermaine - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 08:32:19 Had to go in my way back machine for these................. - MtHoodIllini October 6, 2026, 21:20:21 Luscious - KingTalkyTiki October 6, 2026, 20:10:05 ooh good one* - Tortillini October 7, 2026, 08:14:28 Before The Deluge* - jfinsocal October 6, 2026, 19:58:57 Cannery. * - assassin October 6, 2026, 19:35:56 OOO - Stu October 6, 2026, 18:46:19 Oh fuck yeah - Jackie October 6, 2026, 18:59:55 ooo - ghost_of_clt October 6, 2026, 18:42:40 Not a Jackson* - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 19:49:32 Not a Maxwell either * - ATL October 6, 2026, 19:53:04 Best Joe Jackson song - ATL October 6, 2026, 18:23:49 It's arguably the 4th best song on that record, but I'd probably rank it after Cancer. - complainant October 6, 2026, 21:44:09 Sorry - ATL October 6, 2026, 18:21:40 I want you back.* - DT October 6, 2026, 18:16:22 Johnny/June Cash. - osklister October 6, 2026, 17:55:17 I akshully love this pole - Jackie October 6, 2026, 17:22:21 Ooh, nice. I always forget that Is She Really Going Out with Him is a Joe Jackson song. (nm) - Waka October 6, 2026, 17:45:53 ooo - Memphian October 6, 2026, 16:28:40 Sky Blue and Black and Steppin Out. (nm) - Waka October 6, 2026, 16:16:02 Chattahoochee* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:22:17 Gone Country* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 18:31:56 Intentionally snubbing Freddie to celebrate his death? - complainant October 6, 2026, 13:02:49 You music polls spike my cortisol - Sounder October 6, 2026, 13:00:34 This brings me joy to no end - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 13:22:28 LOL* - DocWalk20 October 6, 2026, 13:41:50 Sounder gets brutally Deuce-mogged by Tarhicular* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:24:34 He even spelled an entire sentence correctly, I don't know what to think* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 16:32:35 Ai slop* - chorizo October 6, 2026, 20:21:12 View all; Collapse ^ Usmnt vs mexico - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 21:24:30 View all; 25 responses; uofi1998 October 7, 2026, 08:17:48 ⇥ Good win tonight. * - harb October 7, 2026, 00:43:48 Winning ugly is a skill... and we got a real chance to see in this cycle.. - uofi1998 October 7, 2026, 08:13:14 Fuck Jesse Marsh for choosing dirty violence in a friendly. LOL at him whining in the 85th minute. - Carl Spackler October 6, 2026, 21:34:09 The heel turn is something...* - uofi1998 October 7, 2026, 08:17:48 He's turned into a real prick. - SurfTheBoneyard October 6, 2026, 21:55:20 Really fun camp. The kids can play. Poch is the man* - CWR10 October 6, 2026, 21:08:23 Cracks me up this guy has been in English speaking soccer for almost 15 years. - Carl Spackler October 6, 2026, 21:35:51 Ssoooooooooo fun. * - uofi1998 October 3, 2026, 23:05:41 Struggling to think of a better looking 3 game international window* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 4, 2026, 07:17:27 Was probably 8-1 Mexico to USA ratio. One of the most fun sporting events I’ve ever been to* - uofi1998 October 4, 2026, 10:33:49 Hilarious double slap.* - Carl Spackler October 3, 2026, 22:40:29 Really tried to hide it from the ref lol* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 3, 2026, 22:41:27 Useful * - BradUnderwoodforprez October 3, 2026, 22:32:46 LOLOLOL. Dos a Cero* - assassin October 3, 2026, 22:32:17 It’s the best. Wish every game was zoomed out.* - Carl Spackler October 3, 2026, 22:15:43 Mexico keeper with the assist* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 21:39:41 Picked up his second of the night * - assassin October 3, 2026, 22:32:32 Likely the last time you will hear his name tonight* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 3, 2026, 22:36:19 This next wave of MLS players might actually be good. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 21:51:01 Sullivan is not hype or a finished article … I just hope he picks the right club for his next move - RD October 3, 2026, 22:15:43 You mean when City inevitably sells him after they get punished?* - assassin October 3, 2026, 22:23:27 Is he their property already?!? Son of a. - RD October 3, 2026, 22:25:00 Yes this is the way. That or Germany* - Carl Spackler October 4, 2026, 06:37:57 I’m guessing City will loan him right away. * - MC October 3, 2026, 23:17:04 I’m not sure what the actual specifics are but when he was 14 - assassin October 3, 2026, 22:29:43 View all; Collapse ^ 1936-3, q8 - complainant October 6, 2026, 23:57:47 View all; 4 responses; Tuscy October 7, 2026, 07:55:00 ⇥ 3 - Tuscy October 7, 2026, 07:55:00 4, q8 - larue33 October 7, 2026, 06:09:28 4 - Illiniphil October 7, 2026, 05:50:28 3 - JeffFrank October 7, 2026, 01:57:23 View all; Collapse ^ Portillos doing an Oreo Cake Shake - DanSaint October 6, 2026, 12:35:14 View all; 20 responses; IlliniSax05 October 6, 2026, 21:06:13 ⇥ If it weren't for the fact that all that sugar would probably kill me if be all in on that - IlliniSax05 October 6, 2026, 19:38:19 I'll buy you two of them* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 20:47:43 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 6, 2026, 21:06:13 Spinoff: DQ = Blizzard. Culvers = Concrete Mixer. McD = McFlurry. What else u got?* - biclops October 6, 2026, 15:04:30 What was Custard Cup? I want to say Cyclone or Avalanche * - biclops October 6, 2026, 17:10:42 Tastee treat in taylorville has the F5* - lcubed October 6, 2026, 19:34:53 snowstorm!* - assassin October 6, 2026, 17:11:31 Well damn. Now I’m wondering who is Cyclone and Avalanche - biclops October 6, 2026, 17:13:49 Foster's Freeze has a Twister* - assassin October 6, 2026, 18:53:50 Friendly's Cyclone?* - Dilbert October 6, 2026, 18:36:53 They should have a dance-off against Turbo and Ozone.* - Tortillini October 6, 2026, 17:23:08 I’ll take a vanilla Ozone with Reese’s pieces* - biclops October 6, 2026, 17:25:56 Dari Fair in Mishawaka = Razzle. - Waka October 6, 2026, 16:11:31 sidney dairy barn = tornado* - lcubed October 6, 2026, 15:13:03 PSA - Champaign shake machine down for another week. Waiting on a part.* - Philo October 6, 2026, 14:11:57 were you at portillos or mcdonalds??* - lcubed October 6, 2026, 14:35:03 Yes. - osklister October 6, 2026, 18:06:03 Oreo is such a whore now. * - doubledown October 6, 2026, 12:42:44 Whoreo was right there.* - Tortillini October 6, 2026, 13:27:48 Acknowledged* - DocWalk20 October 6, 2026, 14:49:35 View all; Collapse ^ Who here has been to a game at MSU? Where do we park? What's the tailgating situation? - Taz September 28, 2026, 12:58:20 View all; 12 responses; Waka October 6, 2026, 19:14:53 ⇥ Any other advice before Saturday?* - Taz October 6, 2026, 18:55:59 Like the others I went to a game 20+ years ago and my memory ain’t so good. - Waka October 6, 2026, 19:12:38 They have an ice cream place in an ag building that is awesome - Nobster September 28, 2026, 21:01:33 I have not which means I can provide as much help as sassy and Dig* - DocWalk20 September 28, 2026, 14:15:40 tailgated with what's her name who used to post here at a parking lot - Poldark September 28, 2026, 14:15:18 I was there in 1988. I'm no help, but I remember it was fun* - OWWDig September 28, 2026, 13:06:32 Me. I don't remember. They have it. - assassin September 28, 2026, 12:59:28 From my BIL: - assassin September 28, 2026, 15:05:54 bars: The Riv, my sister says 'The Irish Pub' - assassin September 28, 2026, 15:14:27 IIRC Rick’s was like KAM’s, and we’re probably all too old for that shit. I liked The Peanut Barrel. - Waka October 6, 2026, 19:14:53 also lots open at 7 and will be full by 10:30 at the latest* - assassin September 28, 2026, 15:19:26 I thought it was weird that their website says the lots open at 11 for games after 6p - Taz September 28, 2026, 20:42:47 View all; Collapse ^ Occasionally I am reminded that vast areas of knowledge are completely outside my awareness - larue33 October 5, 2026, 18:32:27 View all; 32 responses; Jackie October 6, 2026, 19:02:02 ⇥ Apparently there is a corner of the internet I have no awareness of* - GhostofPokeyStixPast October 6, 2026, 10:55:52 I’ve got one for you - VIV October 6, 2026, 18:41:12 LMFCO * - Jackie October 6, 2026, 19:02:02 there are so many - Sammich October 6, 2026, 11:03:36 I feel seen (in a bad way). I am usually aware of stupid internet bullshit.* - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 11:33:26 Saaaame, both from my own nonsense and my genz kids’ nonsense * - Jackie October 6, 2026, 11:39:03 As a DINK, the modern internet scares the hell out of me - Sounder October 6, 2026, 11:44:15 Google Clavicular* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 10:58:06 I feel stupider* - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 12:22:08 girls go to college to collect knowledge - Sammich October 6, 2026, 18:37:24 it's called dumbmaxxing* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 12:37:17 Rather, MaxxGoogle Clavicular.* - JFG October 6, 2026, 11:39:44 Sadly I am aware of that person against my will.* - GhostofPokeyStixPast October 6, 2026, 11:01:17 Not sure what it means that I was already up to speed on this one* - RVA October 6, 2026, 10:18:17 LMFCO * - Jackie October 5, 2026, 20:59:47 I remember her. Female Charlie Kirk who shat herself.* - Toonces October 5, 2026, 19:47:05 I actually understood the first part. Lost me at "legacy scene band".* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 19:07:32 Does being in Cheap Trick still hold any sway in Rockford? - complainant October 5, 2026, 19:42:18 Loves Park, maybe* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 20:18:39 I wish I didn't know this, although at least I had to google to remember her name: - Sammich October 5, 2026, 18:59:17 None of these words are words* - Taz October 5, 2026, 18:57:59 skibbidy rizzling* - Sounder October 5, 2026, 19:03:29 Curtains for zoosha?* - biclops October 5, 2026, 18:56:37 Kent State GunPoop Girl was the working title of CSNY’s Ohio.* - DT October 5, 2026, 18:56:09 it's Brokencyde, isn't it?* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 18:54:37 FREAAKKY NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW* - VIV October 6, 2026, 10:37:08 Alternajoke: Matty Healy really gets around* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 18:56:31 Alternajoke: RIP Ass Dan* - biclops October 5, 2026, 18:57:49 "I'M GONNA LIVE FUH-EV --"* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 19:00:18 If assbutt says it, I belive it. - Tuscy October 5, 2026, 18:51:06 What about... - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 18:57:47 sidejack: I downloaded the new South Park episode to watch on a plane - Sounder October 5, 2026, 19:06:24 View all; Collapse ^ Kickball: Ronaldo puts out 2K word statement on why he left Portugal team… - SurfTheBoneyard October 6, 2026, 17:25:43 View all; 3 responses; Sammich October 6, 2026, 18:23:00 ⇥ Cristiano? gnikcuF clown comparing himself to Pele and Maradona. (nm) - Waka October 6, 2026, 17:44:04 It's possible to be a world class player and a world class asshole at the same time* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 18:04:24 in fact, it's nearly impossible not to be* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 18:23:00 View all; Collapse ^ 10/6/1945: William “Billy Goat” Sianis exercised frontier justice by cursing the Cubs* - bbonb October 6, 2026, 17:44:19 View all; 3 responses; osklister October 6, 2026, 17:48:25 ⇥ As Brumby would say, that's kinda like exorcising the ghost of the Cubs. * - osklister October 6, 2026, 17:48:25 Guy shoulda said it was his Emotional Support Goat and he would have been in the clear, IMO.* - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 17:47:44 Is that anything like Maine Justice? (nm) - Waka October 6, 2026, 17:46:38 View all; Collapse ^ <Tarheel>Who sang it better, Glen Campbell or The Black Pumas</Tarheel> - ATL October 6, 2026, 14:00:16 View all; 5 responses; TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 16:14:10 ⇥ Glen, but that’s a nice cover* - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 16:14:10 I don’t care much for the effect on the lead guitar for the main riff, otherwise pretty good cover. - Waka October 6, 2026, 16:06:21 What a fanfuckintastic song. Nice cover* - Jackie October 6, 2026, 15:48:28 If this truly was tarheel it would be Can Glemball or The White Stripes* - opey8 October 6, 2026, 14:01:39 I would love a White Stripes cover of this * - Jackie October 6, 2026, 15:51:15 View all; Collapse ^ A decade of Dominance. - KingTalkyTiki October 6, 2026, 15:50:02 View all; 1 response; ATL October 6, 2026, 15:55:26 ⇥ Old Town is considered “funky” now? :hmm * - ATL October 6, 2026, 15:55:26 View all; Collapse ^ Quick Pohl (only for Cubs fans). Everyone may reply, though: - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 12:54:54 📊 View all; 4 responses; Herman Blume October 6, 2026, 14:04:49 ⇥ Baseball is still going on?* - Herman Blume October 6, 2026, 14:04:49 I grew up in Central IL rooting for cubs and Sox, though moreso cubs - Gene Parmesan October 6, 2026, 13:46:14 I have a lot of friends in Wisconsin. I have a lot of friends who are White Sox fans. - JFG October 6, 2026, 13:34:02 I don't have anything against the White Sox. I mostly don't think about them :) ... - shua October 6, 2026, 13:13:09 View all; Collapse ^ College football trivia: Name the 6 I-A/FBS players who rushed for more than 6000 yards - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:28:05 View all; 30 responses; VIV October 6, 2026, 13:53:10 ⇥ #1 is the toughest. I had/have no memory of him.* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:33:05 Kevin Smith was my guess before reading below* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 6, 2026, 13:51:39 Ladainian Tomlinson* - reggiedunlop October 6, 2026, 13:44:57 so offended I'm literally shaking* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:46:22 looooooooooooooooooool* - reggiedunlop October 6, 2026, 13:46:53 TCU* - VIV October 6, 2026, 13:45:31 co-no memory - Gene Parmesan October 6, 2026, 13:43:59 no idea. hints?* - VIV October 6, 2026, 13:35:16 Went to the same school as one of the best dual-threat backs in NFL history - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:42:23 this is a more subtle hint than mine* - Gene Parmesan October 6, 2026, 13:42:56 dots (hint, not the answer) - Gene Parmesan October 6, 2026, 13:41:48 Donnell Pomperian? That last name aint right* - reggiedunlop October 6, 2026, 13:46:00 Pumphrey - I think that's him * - aimlessillini October 6, 2026, 13:48:48 Pumphrey?* - VIV October 6, 2026, 13:48:36 ding - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:49:36 yeah, i wasn't coming up with that name on my own* - VIV October 6, 2026, 13:53:10 that's the Maxwell Gladwin version of his name, but I think it's the right guy* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:47:26 Donnel Pumphrey. I recall the name but that’s all I recall* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 6, 2026, 13:49:05 i'm stuck on former falcons great Damontae Kazee, but he was a DB* - VIV October 6, 2026, 13:44:44 this player was drafted (4th round), but appears to have never played a down in the NFL - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:45:40 i think it was tony dorsett's record for a long time, so i'll say him* - VIV October 6, 2026, 13:31:46 Correct. 5th all time with 6082* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:32:27 Deangelo Williams* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 6, 2026, 13:31:12 Correct. 6th all time with 6026* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:32:06 jonathan taylor (thomas)* - VIV October 6, 2026, 13:30:14 Correct. 4th all time with 6174* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:31:33 ron dayne* - VIV October 6, 2026, 13:29:42 Correct. 2nd all time with 6397* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:31:08 ricky williams - IlliniSax05 October 6, 2026, 13:29:14 Correct. 3rd all time with 6279* - Sammich October 6, 2026, 13:30:44 View all; Collapse ^ I am in auto repair waiting area and there is like a 90 year old dude reading a romance novel - Stu October 6, 2026, 07:08:09 View all; 10 responses; Stu October 6, 2026, 10:13:48 ⇥ Ok, he left and the guy who took his place is talking loudly on his phone in Russian - Stu October 6, 2026, 09:32:03 Dealership? Is it warranty work? * - doubledown October 6, 2026, 10:07:15 No, but I don’t care because I’m making huge $$$ on the billionaire economy* - Stu October 6, 2026, 10:13:48 Are you sure he's not speaking Ukrainian? They're pretty close*. - Sammich October 6, 2026, 09:51:07 Is it fairy smut? That's very popular these days!* - shua October 6, 2026, 08:19:20 So you like romance novels?* - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 07:38:26 If you can’t do whatever you want by the time you’re 90, when can you? - Jackie October 6, 2026, 07:25:16 Maybe he’s trying to spice things up at home?* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 07:26:32 Maybe he just enjoys reading it, who gives a shit* - Jackie October 6, 2026, 08:08:25 stu, clearly* - torinese October 6, 2026, 09:42:13 View all; Collapse ^ Too soon to bash the Packers week 4? - timmer October 5, 2026, 16:58:56 View all; 3 responses; osklister October 6, 2026, 08:58:04 ⇥ Also, looking ahead to Week 6, the Falcons might be a problem. - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 08:37:07 Quite the double-header of opponents. - osklister October 6, 2026, 08:58:04 I would rather be the packer than the one getting packed. Hopefully Tbag is ready.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 17:10:57 View all; Collapse ^ 1935-5, q8 - complainant October 5, 2026, 23:56:46 View all; 3 responses; Tuscy October 6, 2026, 08:22:33 ⇥ 4 - Tuscy October 6, 2026, 08:22:33 4 - Illiniphil October 6, 2026, 06:09:28 4, q9 - larue33 October 6, 2026, 05:44:25 View all; Collapse ^ Newcastle United put up three crests to their fans to vote from. - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 15:56:35 View all; 12 responses; TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 07:55:44 ⇥ Delete* - bjl63 October 5, 2026, 17:32:05 I'm having flashbacks to my days reading Highlights Magazine* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 16:32:32 Ok, Goofus.* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 16:53:44 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 16:12:07 it's like PhotoHunt trying to figure out the differences - Gene Parmesan October 5, 2026, 16:01:27 "Well can't blame us if you don't like it. It's what the fans selected!"* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 16:01:59 is it just the seahorse heads?* - VIV October 5, 2026, 15:58:33 I had cheat and read an article to figure it out. - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 16:00:28 Best home jerseys in the prem. - RD October 5, 2026, 17:05:05 not this year. the usual black and white stripes are excellent, but they fumbled it this season. - VIV October 5, 2026, 20:48:18 Why does Sutherland’s not have a big ass sponsor on their kit?* - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 07:55:44 It's beauty is normally its simplicity - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 21:56:33 View all; Collapse ^ How much water do you drink per day? - doubledown October 5, 2026, 11:27:28 View all; 32 responses; Waka October 5, 2026, 19:43:59 ⇥ ooo - DocWalk20 October 5, 2026, 16:16:59 I don’t know, that guy kinda sounds like a quack. - Waka October 5, 2026, 19:43:59 48 oz. Sometimes more, but sometimes less.* - voiceofreason October 5, 2026, 14:55:23 Nobody likes a water braggart.* - Tortillini October 5, 2026, 14:38:15 I loved in Book 4 when Hagrid tried to raise a water braggart as a pet.* - DT October 5, 2026, 14:49:43 don't braggart that joint, brother* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 15:33:06 how much protein do you pack a day? - Nobster October 5, 2026, 14:44:52 Somewhere between 150-200oz. - IlliniRunner October 5, 2026, 14:17:49 You logging a ton of mileage or physical activity? I couldn’t do this much water in a day.* - voiceofreason October 5, 2026, 14:56:25 More since I found out it reduces your risk of certain cancers - Stu October 5, 2026, 14:08:21 *Drink MOAR Beer* - Kajagoogoo October 5, 2026, 15:32:10 You really want breast cancer, don't you?* - Stu October 5, 2026, 15:38:06 Maybe 40 oz? Seems like it ought to be more but that’s my best guess.* - DT October 5, 2026, 13:26:04 Same* - Blazer October 5, 2026, 14:46:04 Between 20-80oz* - Taz October 5, 2026, 13:21:50 In coffee form about 40-60 oz. * - haighter October 5, 2026, 13:21:41 my man. I read that you should drink 32 ounces of water before your first cup - Nobster October 5, 2026, 14:46:44 Between 60-90 oz* - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 13:03:54 Couple glasses I guess * - jdl October 5, 2026, 12:48:44 On days I’m playing hockey, about 3x my normal daily water intake - timmer October 5, 2026, 11:42:57 You all must pee every hour on the hour, even overnight. Yeesh. - Kajagoogoo October 5, 2026, 11:42:27 Ha, had the same thought.* - voiceofreason October 5, 2026, 14:57:21 When you reach a certain age, peeing normally becomes a cause for celebration. - complainant October 5, 2026, 15:41:50 you are a bad guy - RVA October 5, 2026, 13:00:44 LMAO! Thanks, Babu. - Kajagoogoo October 5, 2026, 15:31:26 Around 3/4 of a gallon. Probably a little less since I haven’t been working. - Waka October 5, 2026, 11:39:30 probably around 120-150 oz - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 11:37:51 Early sidejack: It is insane how much people have become slaves to water bottles. - Carl Spackler October 5, 2026, 11:35:39 Agreed. Just a super weird trend I never would have predicted. - DT October 5, 2026, 19:03:17 Buy PepsiCo.* - complainant October 5, 2026, 14:37:16 Got an email a few weeks ago from preschool saying make sure all the kids have a water bottle - RVA October 5, 2026, 12:51:57 Probably like 60oz on a normal day? * - haighter October 5, 2026, 11:30:07 View all; Collapse ^ Bears / Jets - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:04:33 View all; 165 responses; osklister October 5, 2026, 16:41:08 ⇥ Packers LB Edgerrin Cooper done for the season with an Achilles tear* - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 13:06:02 i think they stink. we'll probably still lose though* - John Coctostan October 5, 2026, 13:58:30 I appreciate the grizzle* - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 13:59:39 Bagent expected to start vs Packers per Ben Johnson * - aimlessillini October 5, 2026, 11:43:31 Will be interesting to see how they balance Swift / Monangai going forward* - reggiedunlop October 5, 2026, 09:55:44 I think Swift is basically squeezed out when protecting a lead. - Carl Spackler October 5, 2026, 14:58:46 I'd suspect it will be pretty similar to what it was last year - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 12:38:09 On Hamp and O’B they suggested Monangai on 1st and 2nd and Swift on 3rd, I like that * - meanjeans October 5, 2026, 11:50:38 Swift is good too. And OB sucks* - bjl63 October 5, 2026, 12:39:06 Great contract extension!* - gvibes October 5, 2026, 12:09:25 Nah, limiting them to specific downs is dumb - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2026, 11:56:40 Bears have maybe the best coach and qb room in the league. I was worried - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 07:38:03 biggs claims that's the 1st time the defense didn't give up a 3rd down conversion since 1997? - Ari Gold October 5, 2026, 10:34:36 How about Motivated Dayo? He’s got sacks in the last three games, I didn’t even expect him back - Toonces October 5, 2026, 08:52:15 I think corner has surpassed edge in terms of biggest need on defense. Thank god they - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 09:54:33 defense is benefitting from the running game* - torinese October 5, 2026, 08:08:09 For sure, I think the Jets only ran like 30 plays yesterday. Devin Bush said he wasn't tired lol.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 08:09:46 Bryce Young might be legit good* - John Coctostan October 4, 2026, 21:56:07 Amazing what good coaching can do. Meanwhile, I watch Joe Burrow have to play every game in - voiceofreason October 5, 2026, 09:40:44 Sweet sassy molassey watch a catch. Thinking the Lions were gonna steal this one if not for that* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 22:32:16 Pull out the checkbook and pay granny for the rubdown... * - osklister October 5, 2026, 16:41:08 Going for it on 4th and 20 in FG territory down 13- not sure I agree with that decision * - meanjeans October 4, 2026, 22:15:26 Pat Bryant down. Hopefully just high ankle sprain, but could be a break* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 17:42:31 Having to be carted off is not a good sign * - biclops October 4, 2026, 17:43:56 It didn’t…look bad. But just Carted off. * - assassin October 4, 2026, 17:43:55 I thought his foot was pointing not quite straight afterwards * - gvibes October 4, 2026, 17:51:04 Monongai with a thumb injury* - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 15:41:32 Johnson says day to day.* - Carl Spackler October 5, 2026, 15:15:29 Aren’t we all.* - DocWalk20 October 5, 2026, 15:58:05 Any word on how bad?* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 17:34:15 Not much. He did the postseason press conference and just said it hurt. Pretty vague* - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 18:58:41 aaaaP, he's got a thumb* - Sammich October 4, 2026, 17:30:50 hamp and o’b are going after caleb. lol.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 15:35:27 Bagent threw 4 picks against a team that is historically bad at getting them.* - Toonces October 5, 2026, 02:37:58 Imagine having that job where you have to spew such shit day after day. - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 23:20:53 Maybe you should stop listening to Chicago sports radio.* - Illiniphil October 4, 2026, 19:16:59 Idiotic* - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 16:03:02 What for? I despise OB* - bjl63 October 4, 2026, 15:39:07 panic scrambles and going to cost too much money that can be spent elsewhere.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 15:46:52 can’t read defenses, offense has never run better, etc. callers are lapping it up.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 15:42:42 Do...do they not remember us scoring 59 points in week 1? - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 15:44:31 Meatheads gonna meathead - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 15:37:56 Packers with defensive injuries today - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 15:29:35 total plays Bears 89, Jets 32 (4th fewest in a game all time)* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 14:56:51 lol hub. - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 15:15:47 If Glenn knew what was coming all game and couldn’t force the Bears to punt one time, that seems bad - OB25 October 4, 2026, 15:18:47 total yards 492-157, first downs 34-7* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 14:57:59 4 down territory* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:48:39 Were we not going to run that play?* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:50:15 Wait I forgot about their missed xp* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:51:46 lol PFF gonna have field day with three picks called back* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:40:44 Last one was directly caused by a hold. Not sure when he releases that one* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:43:04 Yeah I agree. Just funny to me* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:43:46 the one after the offside shouldn't count because he knew he had a free play but the other 2 yikes* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 14:42:12 I’ll actually give him some grace on the one the DL got, that was an amazing play* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 14:43:54 Dear Fox. Get the score right* - bjl63 October 4, 2026, 14:36:51 It’s crazy how difficult it is to look uniquely fast in the NFL. - OB25 October 4, 2026, 14:35:39 fire hightower!* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:35:33 Glad it was our guy, but man you can’t let someone get behind there* - John Coctostan October 4, 2026, 14:34:54 Tyrique* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 15:03:05 Not an ideal defensive situation there* - Mrap24 October 4, 2026, 14:31:59 Post vs quarters is tough* - gvibes October 4, 2026, 14:34:27 3 here is fine* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 14:25:40 Yep, just kick it.* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 14:25:57 Is Swift out?* - LovetheChief October 4, 2026, 14:23:44 No he fumbled and couldn’t get in from the one twice. And Monongai has been dominant* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:28:12 Thanks. Listening on SXM and wasn’t sure.* - LovetheChief October 4, 2026, 14:33:08 Ok maybe he’s out since Roschon was on that last play?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:39:42 Really no need to throw again* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 14:22:37 kyle effing monangai!* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:22:13 no reason to put the ball in harm’s way at this point.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:21:32 It hasn’t looked great at times but hard to argue with the numbers that Bagent has put up. - OB25 October 4, 2026, 14:18:25 agreed. he just seems to be a bit off, but amazing numbers for a back up.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:19:40 Every. Time.* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 14:09:42 Looked like Tyson checked to that run up the middle. So open* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 14:09:18 we have to be getting close to kyle being the starter. at least in there for short yardage - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:10:54 Defense steps up again.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:58:54 yes.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 14:09:28 This is how you lose games to the Jets* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:53:48 correct. just an absolute gift.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:54:31 ffs.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:52:36 rome having a day.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:51:17 huge sack there.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:47:34 Has Ben Johnson been asked what the hell is going on with these kickoffs?* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:42:55 fire hightower!* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:43:17 Literally every game at halftime together. Sucks* - John Coctostan October 4, 2026, 13:35:08 This defense giving up 18 total points in 10 qtrs since the Carolina game is hilarious.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:29:23 Bagent sucks* - timmer October 4, 2026, 13:27:53 That seemed unnecessarily risky* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:27:19 agreed.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:43:02 good rome.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:24:30 Now that was a nice throw* - Ron McDon October 4, 2026, 13:24:18 Bagent looking pretty shaky now* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:22:00 When he doesn’t get rid of it quickly oh nevermind* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:24:31 Pretty much every pass, even the completions, have been off target for a while now* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:23:01 But a great one there!* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:24:18 need 3 here.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:21:56 Bagent, man* - Ron McDon October 4, 2026, 13:21:34 is he concussed again?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:22:28 and why are they not moving bagent around?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:19:51 what is the deal with our defense not being able to catch the ball?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:15:22 whiff* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 13:14:50 Just keep running the ball. You’re getting 4.3 per carry* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 13:08:53 Running it on 3rd and 6?* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 13:07:05 no idea, but he must be out of short yardage plays to kick the fg there. lol.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:07:54 I assumed that meant they’d go for it on 4th* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:07:49 Kyle is benjo’s black workhorse.* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 13:04:49 We have to stop with Tim Brando. He can’t see.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:00:37 The NFL must always have a Dick Stockton - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 13:09:52 Except Dick Stockton ruled* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:13:44 lol man I miss those last couple seasons of Stockton* - illini21 October 4, 2026, 13:20:31 Put him out to pasture* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 13:00:54 a gift 3 points. bagent can’t be turning it over.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:58:04 another plus series for the defense at least* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:58:40 yes.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 13:07:08 terrible throw and, of course, the jets break their streak and get back in the game.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:53:26 Gotta give some credit to the defense, they are giving us what we need from them.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:49:39 actual competent DLine play with 55 tipping the screen pass and 94 on the sack* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:48:40 I’m still not over the phantom Benedent holding.* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 12:39:59 *exhales* - the OLine not giving a whole lot of room on these plays* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:38:59 We saw on 3rd down why they prefer Swift at goal line. Walk in TD on a simple cutback if he sees it* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:38:52 why are we not sneaking with nobody on the center?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:38:41 Same thought. Huge gap there on the Monongai TD* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 12:41:39 I wonder if Bagent didn’t see it and check to it* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 12:43:55 how do you not see it?* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:54:23 Two more of those* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:37:32 Thank you* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:38:49 lol 3rd and inches again* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:37:08 these short yardage plays…* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:36:17 Ref show today* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:35:38 Flag fest. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:35:28 this game has no flow whatsoever* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:35:27 So many mistakes* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:32:59 Mother. Fuck. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:32:49 trade value now down* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:32:41 That’s not a hold. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:32:33 agreed.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:37:51 Man this is frustrating. So close to total domination but keep having setbacks* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:32:09 Can’t say that guy’s name with a hard R. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:27:14 CATCH THE DAMN BALL+ - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:26:23 Catch the fucking ball* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:26:07 catch the ball* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:25:51 Who doesn’t love a good Wisconsin Thumper?* - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:24:50 What a gift to the defense to pass on 3rd and 6 inches* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:24:38 just sneak the damn ball. crazy.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:23:42 Can we start running Monangai please, how many points have we lost already* - reggiedunlop October 4, 2026, 12:23:28 too many.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:28:37 Ben really does make terrible choices down there* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 12:23:04 WTF* - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:23:00 Man that annoying* - Ron McDon October 4, 2026, 12:22:42 They ruled him short. How could they see that???* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:21:02 crazy that they had that grainy shot.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:24:35 And that it was deemed clear and obvious evidence to overturn the call - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 12:25:50 Again, why is Swift the goal line back instead of Monangai?* - Carl Spackler October 4, 2026, 12:20:02 Hundo p* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:20:32 Benjo’s achilles heel is playcalling inside the 1, lol. * - VIV October 4, 2026, 12:19:33 Run. The. Ball* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:18:42 Oh good. A completely unnecessary review - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 12:16:56 What? How the fuck could they tell where the ball was from that review? - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2026, 12:18:36 Great first drive. Bagent’s trade value skyrocketing.* - Toonces October 4, 2026, 12:15:39 bagent looking good so far.* - Ari Gold October 4, 2026, 12:12:23 Fucking Rome* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 12:08:45 He did absolutely nothing wrong* - bjl63 October 4, 2026, 12:10:51 I think he’s just barely down but man, Rome just cannot be trusted at all.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:08:19 super close* - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 12:08:54 View all; Collapse ^ Game 5: Illinois (-10.5) v Purdue - assassin October 3, 2026, 14:05:19 View all; 405 responses; ATL October 5, 2026, 16:12:19 ⇥ My Tuscy moment: I coached the reigning BTSTPOW in youth soccer - ATL October 5, 2026, 16:06:26 Isn't that fun!? * - Tuscy October 5, 2026, 16:08:33 It is. Played soccer with mini through early Jr High but decided he wanted to be a P/K - ATL October 5, 2026, 16:12:19 Sparkling 88.6 PFF grade for Houser on Saturday.* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 21:16:44 Dropping like a rock in SP+, down to 52 - Blazer October 4, 2026, 14:23:47 At this point in the year, SP+ ratings are still about 50% based on preseason expectations - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 23:22:56 Going back to the JUCO well again - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:14:36 Does he play linebacker?* - Mrap24 October 4, 2026, 22:44:10 Can he meet us in East Lansing?* - ATL October 4, 2026, 14:33:18 That’s a big boy. * - assassin October 4, 2026, 14:04:49 Per the 247 article he was up to 420 pounds last year - illini21 October 4, 2026, 14:10:49 Hmm. Hopefully improved his footwork. * - assassin October 4, 2026, 14:13:18 Can someone break down for me the offseason mess and our NIL position? - memyselfandillini October 4, 2026, 09:30:51 i don't think anyone knows. i don't think it really matters. - illiniranger October 4, 2026, 14:35:25 I think Whitman is actually the one that got pantsed in all of this.* - Carl Spackler October 4, 2026, 10:30:14 His career aspirations may not align with boundary-pushing after the rev sharing settlement - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:14:55 Yeah as hard as it is to believe, I think they thought everyone was about to follow the cap* - snipes824 October 4, 2026, 11:19:23 I just can’t buy they’re that naive* - uofi1998 October 4, 2026, 12:18:25 Then how do we square what we’re spending in basketball?* - Blazer October 4, 2026, 11:51:43 Basketball might also be more-legit-ish NIL. - tvillini October 4, 2026, 14:22:11 Seems very possible* - Blazer October 4, 2026, 14:24:30 Couldn’t it be possible we’re spending to the cap in BB too but legit NIL for those guys - John Coctostan October 4, 2026, 12:14:31 Definitely, and that's probably the most likely scenario - Blazer October 4, 2026, 12:19:20 It’s a good point. I’m not entirely sure, but something was off in football - snipes824 October 4, 2026, 11:58:10 My baseless speculation reading the tea leaves - Blazer October 4, 2026, 12:14:16 He’s going to find more money. Going 4-8 after the school’s best run will motivate* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 10:52:14 My question is whether our big money donors are those kinds of fans or not. - OB25 October 4, 2026, 12:48:15 Rumor is it’s already underway* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 13:13:28 Which version? Increased investment or people bowing out?* - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:15:19 More money* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 13:15:50 That would be good. Prices for everything will go up after a 4-8 or 3-9 season. - OB25 October 4, 2026, 14:45:17 That’s my hope that this is wake up call - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 10:53:54 4-8? At this point, I'd take that. More likely 2-10* - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 10:53:32 The offense had a bad day yesterday. It’ll win a couple* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 10:54:32 Counter: Defense did okay. They'll lose us more than keep us in it* - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 10:58:30 BTW, I'm still on board. Just expecting the bottom to drop out on this season. - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 10:59:17 I promise you we will win a game we shouldn’t* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 10:59:47 Beat MSU and Maryland, NWTF win against Iowa because our offense is better than theirs - meanjeans October 4, 2026, 22:09:28 Here's to hoping. I know I'll be down there a couple more times cheering and hoping* - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 11:27:16 Hoo boy Werner is pissed* - illini21 October 4, 2026, 00:31:57 Then he needs to question and investigate and report on what happened with Hauck - illini222 October 4, 2026, 09:21:45 Enough with the scoreboard crap. It doesn't have anything do with anything. - OWWDig October 4, 2026, 10:57:49 I too am just getting done with this fucking scoreboard bullshit. - tvillini October 4, 2026, 14:27:00 nm* - illini222 October 4, 2026, 13:09:41 The official line seems believable to me with Hauck - CanHartlebHireSnider October 4, 2026, 10:52:25 Bigger issue is going with your 4th or 5th candidate. - AintHatin October 4, 2026, 11:03:36 ooo - biclops October 4, 2026, 08:44:59 I thought he sounded more defeated than pissed. - WhitmansFolly October 4, 2026, 08:22:51 I wish he would be that opinionated in the moment like Loren Tate used to be. - uofi1998 October 4, 2026, 10:32:47 Tate was always very matter of fact about a team's capabilities, basketball or football - Blazer October 4, 2026, 14:29:15 ooo - voiceofreason October 3, 2026, 23:16:15 Hate to say it but feels like the beginning of the end - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 23:47:10 I kinda think it’s a multi-year rebuild. With Bert. - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 07:08:18 It's entirely possible in the NIL era to bring in 20-30 new guys and completely rework the team - Orangeillini October 4, 2026, 07:41:08 We could hire 1980s era Belichick to run the defense and it won’t matter if this is our front 6-7* - uofi1998 October 4, 2026, 10:39:18 I think a good start for the future is to fire our GM. Like, now - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 22:36:59 Olano is 6-6 and hit from 57 yards today. Clearly couldn't afford that much NIL on a kicker - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 21:40:22 I can’t complain, though, about how our guy is doing. He’s been great* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 22:25:35 Olano is amazing but odds are not having him will cost us 0 wins. It might cost us 1 - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 22:32:34 Today he hits the first quarter FG - Blazer October 4, 2026, 00:36:01 for the first time in his tenure, this really feels like a bielema problem - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 19:21:47 One thing I’ve always wondered about is the work culture there. He seems like a guy that believes - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 09:08:00 World needs plenty of bartenders* - opossum jenkins October 4, 2026, 09:38:32 Especially when Illinois football exists* - Herman Blume October 4, 2026, 10:25:44 Well, we don't have to worry about Bert bolting to a bigger program next year! - Tuscy October 3, 2026, 20:51:06 Yeah in a vacuum, I still genuinely believe he’s a very good college HC - snipes824 October 4, 2026, 06:52:56 I wondered recently whether his Big Ten non-compete would even stand up - RVA October 3, 2026, 21:14:21 I still have faith in Bert but this offseason was an epic fuckup - AintHatin October 3, 2026, 20:06:49 He has a mulligan year but that faith is fading fast* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 20:50:01 I hate that it was obvious. The caliber of players leaving vs. the talent we landed.... - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 20:44:36 Case in point being curt Neal and jojo Hayden - snipes824 October 4, 2026, 06:55:12 Roster side, we’ve got bad money coming off our books. - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 19:33:39 Even in the 5-7 seasons, everything was still competent - Blazer October 3, 2026, 19:27:47 Sigh… - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 18:53:58 I choose to remember this team as I saw them last in Nashville. - nash October 3, 2026, 18:53:50 Well I'll always associate the name Gies with foolish vanity - RVA October 3, 2026, 18:49:05 oof* - illini21 October 4, 2026, 00:21:07 Gotta say, I 100% agree about the slapping their name on Memorial Stadium - IlliniRunner October 3, 2026, 21:34:08 Twitter?* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 18:59:52 Stahhhhhpppppp* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:55:51 Oh, I have even worse takes in the tank* - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:04:59 I think everybody should get a free pass on this one * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 20:05:24 I have not yet begun to post - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:36:13 Well yeah. ABI is a real thing* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 19:54:12 "ABV, too" - complainant* - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:57:16 Just curious, how many beers was the first one?* - complainant October 3, 2026, 19:49:28 Wish I could, alas, hail to the orange - RVA October 3, 2026, 19:53:58 Ah. Yep, that'll do it.* - complainant October 3, 2026, 20:00:41 Do we really think he’s not also giving a shit ton towards NIL?* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 18:54:14 Or that the choice is just that simple? - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:59:36 I got roasted for jokingly brining this up* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 18:53:40 As should anyone that does. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 19:04:33 Justified then and now, because it’s just not how this works. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 19:01:37 Better players means you have more margin for error vs these middling teams. It absolutely matters* - IlliniRunner October 3, 2026, 21:32:17 My point is that we almost certainly had a bigger budget than either of these teams.* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 21:47:39 Yeah and part of it went to retain X and Juice, who suck ass right now - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 22:24:47 Because it's fucking dumb - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 18:58:33 Per Bielema: Valentine out for rest of year. Not great* - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 18:47:50 We all are Bret, we all are * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:48:20 Hate to say it, but this.^^ - osklister October 3, 2026, 21:01:37 30 days * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:43:56 Also, what’s up with the Barnett kid? Can’t get a single look (especially with Valentine down)* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:38:50 All phases today were a disaster. Players, coaches, decisions…inexplicable* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:40:45 Assuming the season plays out from here how we think, total failure top to bottom - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:34:13 Bielema has actually covered against Purdue twice. His 4 against the spread are a combined -78 - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:32:40 We are bad. Not looking good at all.* - Toonces October 3, 2026, 18:31:28 Disappoint effort.* - Mrap24 October 3, 2026, 18:29:23 when does basketball start?* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 18:29:18 when does basketball start?* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 18:28:36 The lack of boos is mildly interesting * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:27:28 everyone left* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 18:29:21 Aren’t you supposed to go for 2 when you score a TD down 14?* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 18:25:19 Down 15 I’d sat absolutely, down 14 the numbers probably say yes but I wouldn’t * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:26:12 I will say getting the onside kick and winning would be perfectly in line with NWTFITWTF* - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:24:59 Most discouraging game since the Lovie era* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 18:15:15 I know we’ve had “worse” performances because we’ve been 60-balled, but in context, this is - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:16:05 Total and complete horseshit. Can't do this to your fans and expect them to come back. - osklister October 3, 2026, 21:05:37 Geez what a shit day. And now we have to angry drink. - illini October 3, 2026, 18:15:12 I’m weirdly not even slightly mad. Hello numbness my old friend * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:22:52 Welp. This season is gonna be ugly. Prove me wrong boys, prove me wrong. * - MC October 3, 2026, 18:14:56 Hiring progressively weaker staffs is what got Bert fired at Arkansas* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 18:14:46 I know this is the narrative, but I don’t get it - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:23:04 What about progressively worse personnel on the field?* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:15:47 The original sin feels to me like choosing Henry over Kane - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:13:06 I think Kane is lucky to have a job. * - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:18:27 Well he kicked our ass today* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:19:20 He sure did. - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:21:34 Also he had the #33 SP+ defense last year at Minnesota - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:20:45 He wasn't a DC at Minnesota - he coached OLBs and nickels. * - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:23:53 Can you explain why he’s lucky to have a job?* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 3, 2026, 18:24:18 I don't think he'd be the DC at Purdue if anyone other than Barry Odom was the HC. - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:41:07 Completely agree. Aaron wasn’t ready, and that led to Hauck debacle - UofIL6 October 3, 2026, 18:15:31 WTF was that. The O looked good against a top rated team and shit the bed this week. * - harb October 3, 2026, 18:11:48 Hauser and Lunney both awful today * - jdl October 3, 2026, 18:14:36 "Hauser" - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 18:16:26 It’s just a word and it’s not strong enough, but it’s inexcusable. Lunney literally needs to be - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:13:27 It’s really unbelievable. Night and day offense* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:13:16 lmao what are you doing Houser?* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 18:11:38 2nd loss you have to pin on the offense. 10 points against purdue? gtfooh.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 18:11:36 I’d love to know Bielema’s record against Purdue, against the spread * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:11:32 We replaced our Houser with decaffeinated coffee crystals. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 18:11:21 YIkes Katin * - jdl October 3, 2026, 18:11:11 I just don't get this offense falling off a cliff. * - Memphian October 3, 2026, 18:10:39 Fuking sucks. * - harb October 3, 2026, 18:08:50 Boy am I glad I couldn’t go down to the game today* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:08:40 Can we fire our OC next * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:07:49 What about the HC? - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 18:08:49 That’s a bingo! He’ll be gone in a year if this continues. I trust Whitman on that. - Kajagoogoo October 3, 2026, 22:41:53 Give it time * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:09:04 2-10* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 18:10:40 If anyone thought the first of its kind official review was going to go our way they haven’t - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:06:58 If you had told me before the game that Purdue would score 23 points….* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 18:06:31 You’d say they lied* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:07:17 Bad team. And I’m now very scared for the future* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 18:05:08 Feels like all the momentum of the best 2-season run in decades has completely evaporated * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:04:31 That’s game, Hendrix* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:03:50 Season = over* - bjl63 October 3, 2026, 18:03:28 Is Scott on the take* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 18:03:19 Now we just pray that one bad season doesn’t drive the entire program off a cliff * - biclops October 3, 2026, 18:03:05 Silver lining - even more NIL $ for hoops* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 18:22:32 Narrator…* - assassin October 3, 2026, 18:03:38 Disaster season incoming* - AintHatin October 3, 2026, 18:03:03 I'm fine with one bad season - RVA October 3, 2026, 18:05:31 BB is a good coach but we will struggle to win again* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 18:02:44 My only ray of hope is that BB is always good for one impossibly bad performance per year, maybe - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 18:05:19 Xavier Scott, what would ya say, ya do here?* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:02:29 Make bank* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 18:03:09 *click* someone text me in 2029 to tell me who the new coach is* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 18:02:26 great job on the 11 and out, defense* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 18:00:48 The time doesn’t really matter it’s not giving up the field goal. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 18:01:15 Or the touchdown. *sad trombone* - assassin October 3, 2026, 18:02:10 If the turnover fair abandons us like she has this season, we don’t have much of a chance - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:59:55 Fvck off Turnover Fairy * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:59:25 the fairy isn't responsible for incompetence* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:59:52 Good to know * - jdl October 3, 2026, 18:01:18 fuck you TO fairy* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:59:23 WHARGHBBLLLLL* - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:59:11 Did the wind blow the ball off the tee as he was kicking causing that abomination?* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:58:52 Why doesn’t our secondary have arms* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:58:31 Or hands* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:59:22 Xavier Scott is just bad money on our books* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:58:29 Some brutal missed tackles there* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 18:00:37 What was that Kante? * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:58:21 And again on 2nd down - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 17:59:26 What in the world are we doing. (This comment could apply to about 8 different things)* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:57:58 Talent is one thing, but this team is so football stupid top to bottom - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:59:38 Just felt like spotting them some yards?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:57:48 That’s insane* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 17:57:35 Doing everything we can to lose* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 17:57:13 dear God, what was that* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:57:06 Good job kicker - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:55:52 Could (should?) have been 16-16* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:55:50 Stop running it* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:54:38 insane.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 17:55:50 Calling any run plays at all is incomprehensible clock management * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:54:26 and no urgency.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 17:56:15 Surely the next time we run straight into the middle of the line will work - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 17:54:25 To Loughery’s left was open field. He veered right to join the cool kids * - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:57:22 Jesus what are these run calls* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:54:03 Use your hands 88* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:52:49 We are doing great burning clock* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:52:25 This year sucks - TarheelIllini October 3, 2026, 17:51:01 Sure would be nice to only be down 16-10 * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:51:00 Or 16-13 - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:52:12 I can’t believe this isn’t the defense’s fault. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:50:33 Little did I know thinking this team would win 5 games was actually wildly optimistic* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 17:47:02 I’m sick. Did not think we’d be great but 2-10!?!? Ugh* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:46:53 This team gave up 38, 52, 49 in their last 3 games. One of those was against Wake Forest* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:46:31 It is analytically one of the worst defenses in CFB - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:50:51 OL might have been celebrating a night early* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:48:10 This is really rough* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:45:22 Houser sucks, respectfully* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:45:02 This is a Pod Person * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:51:23 gotta get rid of that * - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:45:26 Just throw every play* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:42:17 Houser might be shaving points* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:41:17 Some major WTF throws today* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:41:09 I think everyone was open there. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:40:57 Man houser is nowhere close today* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 17:40:55 Yeah, saw that one as it happened * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:39:56 Who and what is a Ty Robinson* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:39:32 He caught the Hail Mary TD* - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:39:52 Missed that entire half * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:40:36 Of course. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:39:20 Personal foul?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:38:29 Targeting?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:38:11 How do you get tackled there? Jesus Christ* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:36:47 Sometimes you just need to go air raid* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:35:59 Can we trade our scoreboard for a real D?* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:35:07 Banned. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:37:07 1943 defense looks familiar* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:31:45 Lulz. * - harb October 3, 2026, 17:32:48 I'm at the game. Crowd showed up, team has not* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:30:25 "You know what NFL stands for, don't you? NOT FOR LONG." - osklister October 3, 2026, 18:00:24 correct.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 17:33:02 embarrassing performance today. pathetic in every way* - OrangeSox October 3, 2026, 17:28:40 I’m going to need an explanation why we didn’t kick the field goal* - BradUnderwoodforprez October 3, 2026, 17:28:31 Assume Bret told Barry he had 2 plays - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:36:56 Jordan Anderson is not a running back, we already know yhis* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:28:03 How the hell is that the decision? * - illini October 3, 2026, 17:27:32 Must be because he doesn’t trust the kicker there. No other reason* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:28:08 We also haven’t kept Purdue from scoring yet in this game. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:30:29 Exactly this, run isn't working and Anderson ain't it* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:35:19 Nwtfitwtf* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:27:26 So I’ll say it. This is unacceptable in Year 6 of Bielema. Total dogshit product.* - voiceofreason October 3, 2026, 17:26:45 The completely inability to recruit OR develop the OL and DL is just baffling and inexcusable. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:28:31 agreed.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 17:33:44 wtf * - jdl October 3, 2026, 17:26:21 Kick the fucking field goal oh my god. Horrible.* - Toonces October 3, 2026, 17:26:04 Unwatchable football* - Chilango October 3, 2026, 17:25:55 How do you not cut it to a one score game when you have the opportunity. Panic I guess * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:25:47 Worst performance since Kansas 2023* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 17:25:38 This would be program-altering * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:26:39 This is the kind of loss that starts a death spiral - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 17:29:54 Death spiral has begun. 2-10 season and no way out. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:28:06 Purdue has lost 19 straight conference games* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:25:57 Not important to get within one score, apparently* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 17:25:38 looks like it's suicide again for ol' Moe - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:25:18 Just the definition of a meaningless yards offense - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:25:13 This game is depressing. * - harb October 3, 2026, 17:25:11 we’re so fucked* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:25:05 WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:24:58 What are we doing?* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 17:24:52 3 runs* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 17:24:38 Lunney is a genius until he overthinks shit. * - harb October 3, 2026, 17:25:52 ugh* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:24:22 what the fuck play call was that* - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:24:18 The defense is obviously bad, but this should be a good enough performance for today - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:13:41 It’s the slow death of flowers from alger on. reverting back to our mean. hope for next year* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 17:11:53 I hope i’m wrong* - LeatherneckIllini October 3, 2026, 17:12:50 Anyone got an extra $40 million to fix this?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 17:11:29 Too late to return the scoreboard to Best Buy?* - memyselfandillini October 3, 2026, 17:46:48 Just bleeding to death* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:10:47 It’s a talent problem first, but the defensive coaching also stinks - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 17:10:42 But also, we’ve scored 7 points* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 17:27:31 Swarming their run game and they still get positive yards every time* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:13:06 I know I keep harping on it but plenty of coaches do more with less * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:11:31 Yes - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 17:15:40 See we kept the Aaron Henry third down package* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:09:03 Unreal* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:08:43 I’m going to be honest I’m not sure why we weren’t flagged for a late hit there * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:07:55 Contact started while the runner was well in bounds - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 17:08:47 Started the tackle in bounds. It was fine. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:08:14 Massive 3D-* - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:07:42 Sorry best we can do is a 3 man rush * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:08:36 and poop. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:07:56 Wtf was the de doing on that play, he ran out of the hole* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 17:06:41 Had like three guys in position—all missed the play - Blazer October 3, 2026, 17:07:30 Good thing we played the field position game* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:06:34 I’m going to attempt to manifest a pick 6 here * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:02:40 You need to me in the same zip code as the WR in order to get one of those* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 17:07:08 I guess we’ve chosen “die” * - assassin October 3, 2026, 17:00:51 Abysmal* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 17:00:46 This really makes me question OSU’s DL* - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:58:41 I think our entire offense got hammered last night * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:01:01 It’s the only rational explanation * - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 17:03:52 I’ll take it* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 16:58:01 This team is ass* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 16:57:32 Any of YOU LOSERS affected by the YouTubeTV outage? - Jackie October 3, 2026, 16:52:22 Buffering slightly occasionally but that’s all * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 17:00:01 Somehow no* - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:57:44 Yep******** - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 16:56:06 Mine went out for a bit when we punted in the 2nd Q - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 16:53:36 Can't do this to the home crowd. Just can't. - osklister October 3, 2026, 16:48:38 Bret doesn’t have an update on Valentine’s injury but “I know it’s significant“ * - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 16:36:16 Need to be clear eyed about his future. Making a lot of money for not much production* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 16:39:14 Ugh* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 16:37:33 Can’t believe Purdue let us run out the clock like that* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:29:51 Cant believe Barry Lunney couldn’t get a timeout there.* - voiceofreason October 3, 2026, 16:32:25 Should have asked Luther Powell Jr. - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 16:42:10 LOL!* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 16:39:54 Purdue coach was five yards on the field lol* - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:29:27 amazing how they rarely throw flags on coaches.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 16:37:47 Why does Houser keep overthrowing people * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 16:23:57 Houser gonna get picked if he keeps missing like this* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:23:35 Houser is off today * - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:23:08 He’s got company* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 16:23:48 Who’s the freshman rb that looked good a couple weeks ago? - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 16:22:25 Barnett * - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:22:57 I’ll take it* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 16:21:18 JFC our offense looks like they've never played before - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 16:19:55 Need to put up 10 or more before their next real offensive possession.* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:16:04 I feel a rally coming on* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 16:16:04 Just throw Morris all day* - Chilango October 3, 2026, 16:15:45 This is pathetic* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 16:15:30 Double Dip or Die time * - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:15:28 Browne doing whatever he wants* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 16:15:22 Yeah. We suck.* - WhitmansFolly October 3, 2026, 16:15:01 HOW* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:13:22 *Kristen Bell laugh/cry gif* * - biclops October 3, 2026, 16:13:14 They score here and it’s over* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 16:13:04 Well that's not so good - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 16:05:51 Suck my white ass, ball. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:05:44 I hate it here* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:05:44 Very sad to be jealous of Purdue’s defense* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 16:05:38 Well it could be a lot worse, good stand. Just let Houser sling the ball around please. - OB25 October 3, 2026, 16:01:31 Mostly pass-run, actually * - assassin October 3, 2026, 16:02:52 Purdue is taking away Dixon - Blazer October 3, 2026, 16:02:20 Nice pbu juice * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:59:43 More defensive confusion. Daniel Brown not knowing where to line up* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:59:03 What a gift that was. Can we take advantage?* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:57:49 lol poor tackling pays off * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:57:24 it's just a really bad defense* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 15:57:21 Just physically they look FCS out there. itty bitty. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:59:00 yup. small and not particularly fast - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 16:01:21 This may get ugly. The defense is just a travesty. I miss jay ramshaw. * - uofi1998 October 3, 2026, 15:56:56 I need to look through my closet and see if I can find my abyss* - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:56:42 No need - the abyss always finds you * - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:58:05 Defense didn’t know the call* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:56:40 Lol* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 15:56:32 That was a lock after the botched Dixon run * - illini October 3, 2026, 15:54:15 Here comes the drive where Ryan Browne starts killing us with his legs* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:54:13 Woof* - Ron McDon October 3, 2026, 15:54:11 Pathetic.* - voiceofreason October 3, 2026, 15:53:50 Sigh* - Mrap24 October 3, 2026, 15:53:47 Oh it’s going to be one of those kind of games huh * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 15:53:46 Seasons. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:54:50 Jesus* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 15:53:38 Hello darkness my old friend * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:53:31 HFS* - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:53:21 Injury timeout, end of quarter, FG, kickoff - commercialpalooza * - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:52:30 Oh* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:53:23 What a clever play call on 2nd down. See how smart Lunney is* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 15:51:00 It worked 3 plays ago....* - illini222 October 3, 2026, 15:52:35 Why not run it every down* - Herman Blume October 3, 2026, 15:54:12 Officially concerned with our red zone offense * - meanjeans October 3, 2026, 15:50:14 Two equally matched teams - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:50:10 Just two bad teams playing football* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:50:01 Not many possessions in this game at this rate. Need to be efficient.* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:46:31 Woof* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 15:50:27 Double yuck. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:50:03 Ok Barry. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:44:54 K a lil off on the deep ball so far* - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:42:43 Ah fuck, dammit Valentine* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 15:42:07 Was that valentine on the ground?* - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:40:05 Hopefully nothing serious. * - harb October 3, 2026, 15:40:53 he can't put weight on his leg* - Poldark October 3, 2026, 15:40:47 cart coming out now.* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 15:44:52 Fuuuuuucccckkkk* - Blazer October 3, 2026, 15:46:27 Sucks* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 15:47:42 Yes* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:40:18 Yeah. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:40:17 thank you katin* - snipes824 October 3, 2026, 15:39:31 Ok time for a heavy dose of competence * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:35:12 Come on BTN. No one is watching this game, we don’t need commercial-touchback-commercial* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:33:56 How profoundly disappointing has Joe Barna been since his freshman year?* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:30:21 Any opponent drive that doesn’t result in a TD is a win at this point* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:29:46 For sure* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:30:07 The good news is that Hauck’s departure hasn’t noticeably impacted our defense - biclops October 3, 2026, 15:28:33 If Purdue is going to run at will all day, we’ll just have to out score them - Blazer October 3, 2026, 15:27:48 This defense is something* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 15:25:58 Hold em to field goals and under 30. Let’s go. * - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:28:46 Hot garbage* - Orangeillini October 3, 2026, 15:26:56 At least it's not missed tackles because we aren't close enough to misd* - reggiedunlop October 3, 2026, 15:26:43 lol thank you Purdue QB for throwing and not running* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 15:23:09 Daniel Brown the only guy not Velcro’d to a block* - opossum jenkins October 3, 2026, 15:23:03 Mind-boggling bad angle taken by Kreutz on that long stretch run* - OB25 October 3, 2026, 15:21:50 Yep* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 15:22:31 Feme Adababeijiboi* - assassin October 3, 2026, 15:18:55 ooo - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 15:21:08 Cooper named DC - ATL October 3, 2026, 15:16:20 Hopefully it's a late arriving crowd. Stands look quite thin during the MI pregame show - IlliniSax05 October 3, 2026, 15:11:59 Wish I was down there. Damn youth soccer* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 14:10:01 What club do they play for?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 3, 2026, 14:14:30 1 ar Mirage and 1 at HS Varsity* - OWWDig October 3, 2026, 14:21:56 View all; Collapse ^ This is my first round of hiring and interviewing with this gen of AI and boy is it a problem - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 5, 2026, 09:20:04 View all; 23 responses; memyselfandillini October 5, 2026, 15:33:51 ⇥ Are any of you seeing, or using AI to winnow applications? - memyselfandillini October 5, 2026, 15:33:51 "Did somebody say 'boy'?" -- Dennis Hastert's Ghost - doubledown October 5, 2026, 11:31:58 timely topic. i was on an interview this morning and the candidate withdrew 10 min into it - lcubed October 5, 2026, 10:11:15 I dream of being able to do that - Sounder October 5, 2026, 10:39:18 AI is one thing, but straight up lying about having certifications is another. - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 09:30:40 one really bad habit with AI is people not checking its work. see: all those stories about lawyers* - torinese October 5, 2026, 09:34:30 Heh...speaking about that, I asked Perplexity a question about the copyright on Winnie the Pooh - ATL October 5, 2026, 10:09:55 Did your follow-up question the correctness of the first answer? - doubledown October 5, 2026, 10:57:15 The follow up question was: “why is tigger’s copyright not expired” so it was a request for a reason - ATL October 5, 2026, 11:29:19 Yeah, it likely called a tool that engaged a more capable model, or did a search. It corrected - doubledown October 5, 2026, 11:34:50 Yeah, I had this problem when I was applying to jobs last year - DT October 5, 2026, 10:02:35 Yes indeed. You know when you are reading it too.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 09:37:18 what i don't understand is how these people are getting to speak with you in the first place. - torinese October 5, 2026, 09:28:56 Is ISDH selecting the candidates or is HR using AI to give him a list?* - RVA October 5, 2026, 09:35:17 Yeah I am not selecting these candidates myself - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 5, 2026, 10:03:34 I think torinese is saying that HR isn't doing its job - ATL October 5, 2026, 10:17:12 We're getting 500+ applicants for each role - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 5, 2026, 10:25:26 Write your own filtering agent. It won't be perfect, but you can make a better bloom filter - illinibone October 5, 2026, 12:14:51 You're right to push back on that. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 09:30:05 We are doomed as a society* - Sounder October 5, 2026, 09:26:06 Like, they're reading answers off their screen? * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 09:23:05 Correct* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 5, 2026, 10:01:33 Why should this surprise anyone, this is what we are teaching people to do* - Sounder October 5, 2026, 09:28:14 View all; Collapse ^ Here come the migrant caravans - Is this the politics thread? Week of 9/28 ... - doubledown September 28, 2026, 19:30:51 View all; 465 responses; Sammich October 5, 2026, 14:03:11 ⇥ did i just see a commercial for trump, basically, that was paid for by the US Government? jesus fuk* - cpsteine October 4, 2026, 14:02:35 I saw it during the Bears game yesterday. Along with commercials for the texas senate race. - Waka October 5, 2026, 12:09:26 Becuase it’s cheaper to advertise nationally on the NFL package than target markets in Texas* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 5, 2026, 12:18:55 Unfortunately, I do understand the strategy there - RVA October 5, 2026, 12:16:27 I don't really watch TV, but my parents were complaining about this yesterday. Ungh.* - illinibone October 5, 2026, 11:39:23 Using communism to stop communism* - Sammich October 4, 2026, 14:03:53 Noted heartthrob Scott Bessent just can’t keep the women away from him - OB25 October 4, 2026, 13:39:35 solved the mystery - Gene Parmesan October 5, 2026, 13:03:52 That's enough to make anyone forget that he's an alien in a Will Ferrell suit* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 14:03:11 That just proves Trump didn't read Stephanie Winston Wolkoff's book. - complainant October 4, 2026, 14:35:22 Pretty sure no proof is needed that Trump doesn’t read* - DocWalk20 October 4, 2026, 15:14:52 Lab leak is back! - complainant October 3, 2026, 20:56:45 *cancels trip to Siberia** - ATL October 4, 2026, 08:33:31 "actual rivers of shit" bather RFK would probably limit the availability of antibiotics. - complainant October 4, 2026, 14:47:47 Nothing good comes from Russia is an undefeated axiom.* - ATL October 4, 2026, 15:05:20 You have never been to Vladivostok. - tvillini October 4, 2026, 16:37:24 Has the axiom?* - complainant October 4, 2026, 19:52:46 Baby, can you dig your man? * - doubledown October 4, 2026, 08:20:59 He's a righteous man* - Wotcher October 4, 2026, 17:03:20 Important discussion of modern childrearing from the Tim Heidecker Podcast - complainant October 3, 2026, 19:28:57 I was certain that this was a parody, but not certain enough that I didn't double check. * - doubledown October 3, 2026, 20:08:17 Not The Onion - Howard Nutlick whistleblower found dead - complainant October 3, 2026, 20:19:40 Nutlick has been laundering money for Iran? - complainant October 4, 2026, 19:18:59 I don’t think Bob “Happy Endings” Kraft is going to let Zach Bryan back - ATL October 3, 2026, 07:26:51 GOP pulls money from NC senate race. Can Dems actually win senate? - MC October 2, 2026, 14:36:05 I heard a speculation that the orange turd - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 18:22:18 I think JD wants to serve more than 2 years. - SurfTheBoneyard October 4, 2026, 19:28:11 There is a greater chance he wins a gold medal in the 100m in 2028* - DT October 2, 2026, 18:54:56 Notice you didn't say golf there, because he'd be a lock, 43 time club champion* - illini222 October 3, 2026, 10:31:15 The networks begged him to never turn pro. Nobody would watch tournaments when they knew he’d win* - DT October 3, 2026, 10:33:42 I’d bet they pick up 6 - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 18:21:13 flip NC, ME, OH and AK get's you to 51. Throw in Texas and it's 52... - shua October 2, 2026, 14:53:26 Are you accounting for Fetterman becoming an R? * - illini October 2, 2026, 15:05:53 If both houses flip, he may find it necessary to get in line... - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 15:32:15 I was just about to write the same reply. Although in the case of Fetterman - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:38:34 The article about him recently indicated all he cares about is doing hits on Fox News. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:42:13 I'd arrived at that conclusion all by myself. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:47:44 I can't wait to get rid of this pile of shit in 2028. However, there will always be someone - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:11:21 no, that's why getting Texas is so important in addition to the other 4* - shua October 2, 2026, 15:08:23 The Iowa D candidate is extremely likable and personable. The R candidate is not.* - Stu October 2, 2026, 15:01:58 lol. - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 07:16:44 Trump is going to give Florida to the Dems. Nixon and Jolly, lfg.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 14:52:50 wut?* - Ari Gold October 3, 2026, 07:21:23 Have we talked about Byron Donalds being a lifelong con man? - ATL October 2, 2026, 14:59:15 I think victory hinges on him being able to convince the aging boomer morons in the state that - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:16:05 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool evangelicals 15 times, they'll still vote for you. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:24:04 For sure, Beefy Byron still has the inside track for now.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:28:41 I think the white candidates will win. It helps that Jolly is a conservative, former Republican. - complainant October 2, 2026, 15:44:25 I think Nixon being a socialist is why she is making this competitive. - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 15:48:41 There’s a common thread among successful Democratic candidates: a willingness to fight against trump - ATL October 2, 2026, 16:34:17 Well, who knows. Maybe that'll help the Cuban-American community get over its hostility to socialism - complainant October 2, 2026, 20:01:20 100p.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 16:57:41 63% Kalshi* - Stu October 2, 2026, 14:52:39 This is the wholesome NYC politics post you didn't think you needed - ATL October 2, 2026, 14:18:20 I don't want to dig too deep on this, but I can't help but like Sliwa.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2026, 14:53:43 I cannot see Silwa and not think of the SNL skit* - MC October 2, 2026, 14:34:45 Cuomo probably couldn't attend because he doesn't live there.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 14:25:21 Retatrutide phase 3 results in. A total monster of a drug - gvibes October 2, 2026, 13:19:18 you know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please* - assassin October 2, 2026, 13:36:38 "give me the keys you fucking cocksucker, what the fuuuuck..."* - torinese October 2, 2026, 16:16:03 The next ozempic/mounjaro* - gvibes October 2, 2026, 16:03:09 Kid Rock pivots to Religious Right Grift. - KingTalkyTiki October 2, 2026, 13:17:30 "Jesus is King" from the guy who sang "You Never Met a MF Quite Like Me..." - SurfTheBoneyard October 2, 2026, 14:21:55 Kid Rock looks 70. * - doubledown October 2, 2026, 13:49:33 He's the same age as me (55) - KingTalkyTiki October 2, 2026, 13:53:21 I ran into him in a waiting room at a blood lab once - Stu October 2, 2026, 14:15:11 totally normal for an election board to ask georgia doj to investigate - Nobster October 2, 2026, 10:31:07 When you want to be governor but are also horny - OB25 October 2, 2026, 10:24:59 Looks like mail in ballot voter fraud* - opey8 October 2, 2026, 10:36:48 Yep * - ATL October 2, 2026, 11:04:50 STEVE for HILTON GOVERNOR* - Sammich October 2, 2026, 10:27:02 STEVE HILT! * - ghost_of_clt October 2, 2026, 11:20:55 "that's hot."* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 10:28:35 No Beardos - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:25:58 No Wierdos - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:26:49 I wonder how long it takes him to make his hair look like that. - doubledown October 2, 2026, 09:28:18 Educate yourself: Ask AI why Alex Karp has weird hair.* - Stu October 2, 2026, 09:36:27 No Fatties - ATL October 2, 2026, 09:28:08 Disgusting, nipples protruding, etc* - Herman Blume October 2, 2026, 10:04:23 (sorry ATL) - Tortillini October 2, 2026, 08:38:51 ridiculous. Obviously it’s the Pakis* - memyselfandillini October 2, 2026, 11:01:33 many texas indians would have you believe that* - torinese October 2, 2026, 12:53:00 that's from a June 30 podcast - TarheelIllini October 2, 2026, 09:46:52 Nobody I know considers him anything but an extremist whackjob. * - doubledown October 2, 2026, 09:24:52 what a fucking world. maybe people that think like this should “remigrate” - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:54:33 Form the quotes I made it far enough to read, it sounds like the key is a passing complexion - DT October 2, 2026, 09:34:47 My first thought was becoming as stupid as native whites would solve things - DT October 2, 2026, 09:40:11 you should really zing these bozos on txitter* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 13:01:28 perhaps they believe that a properly assimilated immigrant literally turns white - Sammich October 2, 2026, 08:56:27 Big assumption that "assimilation" is the true end goal* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 2, 2026, 09:32:37 bonus, the skin bleach may double as a prophylactic against viruses * - Nobster October 2, 2026, 09:08:45 holy shit, Chris Rufo is now considered "respectable" and "moderate"?!* - VIV October 2, 2026, 08:52:33 He's affiliated with prestigious conservative think tanks and institutions - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:54:13 Ope* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10 Pardon* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10 Scusi* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:10 woof* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 Blech* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 Jeebus…was trying to hit the back button to delete text* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 Almost there* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 Finally* - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:09 I’ve received the imprimis from hillsdale - Nobster October 2, 2026, 08:56:08 I was not aware that anyone anywhere thought of Chris Rufo as "respectable" or "moderate"* - Sammich October 2, 2026, 08:49:18 ooo - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:45:25 You’re a real, real problem ATL* - PapaDels October 2, 2026, 08:42:27 Another nominee for worst Illini of all time. But I think he's just an honorable mention. - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:14:02 Jobs Report: shitty - ATL October 2, 2026, 07:52:40 Yet today’s futures have increased since the announcement* - Mrap24 October 2, 2026, 08:42:46 cuts the likelihood of another rate hike* - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:45:55 Don't worry Trump is busy with an Executive Order to rename Canadian Bacon to... - shua October 2, 2026, 08:02:08 Freedom Ham!* - PapaDels October 2, 2026, 08:30:24 Sounds about right given how much worse Canadian bacon is compared to regular bacon.* - ATL October 2, 2026, 08:20:30 lol creeper glasses - ATL October 2, 2026, 05:55:28 Remind me to never try to sue someone anonymously in New York: - Chuck Woodaby October 2, 2026, 00:03:46 This is just a random website. Not the official court website* - ECEIllinois October 2, 2026, 12:29:33 It does say it got the info from NYSCEF, which is the official website, but - complainant October 2, 2026, 13:10:00 wtf. * - Nobster October 2, 2026, 07:47:54 Maybe the clerk of court was chi phi* - ATL October 2, 2026, 07:50:59 I just read that it was an administrative error or glitch…whew I was worried - Nobster October 2, 2026, 07:58:44 Jesus H MacGillicutty -* - assassin October 2, 2026, 00:37:36 DOJ finally found something worthwhile to spend your tax money on. - complainant October 1, 2026, 19:44:36 are these Stone's receipts? - Sammich October 1, 2026, 20:21:51 Next up: Nuremberg trials* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 19:53:55 Hear me out. We hold the trials at Mar a Lago, the Trebuchet of Divine Justice right there on the - doubledown October 1, 2026, 20:23:07 they should do it tranformers movie style* - torinese October 2, 2026, 07:40:27 ooo - ATL October 1, 2026, 19:47:25 ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:06:17 ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:06:55 ooo - timmer October 1, 2026, 20:24:29 Glorious infighting - complainant October 1, 2026, 17:12:48 Check out these rightoids trying to blow the midterms. Stone Pony!* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 17:20:36 Spoiler alert: the “receipts” is a Wendy’s sack full of fecal matter and Chinese takeout menus. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 17:17:09 Larry Nassar is trending on Twitter, because he was removed from Michigan's sex offender list - complainant October 1, 2026, 15:09:41 What should the Michigan Supreme Court have done with an ex post facto law? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 15:31:00 Relied on Smith v. Doe, 538 U.S. 84 (2003) - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:01:18 What about all the punitive measures that being on the registry entails? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 16:08:26 If registration is not punishment, your question is irrelevant. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:25:18 Thank you for illustrating for the class what "begging the question" means. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 16:36:20 No sweat. I'm here to help. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:57:01 Leftists control the Michigan Supreme Court and the Eaton County DA office? - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 15:21:57 Doug Lloyd criticized the move, so I don't know what you're getting at there. - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:13:56 The vote was unanimous at 7-0. Seems pretty straightforward from a legal perspective. - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 16:22:10 And Saddam got 96% of the vote. But yes, procedurally speaking, once you've tied your own hands by - complainant October 1, 2026, 16:35:58 The GOP pushed this one to 100%. I can't imagine this will have any impact on midterms.* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 16:41:06 Not really. And certainly not from a political perspective. - complainant October 1, 2026, 17:03:18 Time interview further showing that he only wants the trappings of the job... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 14:29:00 ooo - Sammich October 1, 2026, 14:44:06 That's a great and brutal article* - UofIL6 October 1, 2026, 14:38:54 Who is going to this meme coin dinner? And why does trump look like newsome - Nobster October 1, 2026, 14:01:03 latest AP NORC poll has Trump at -38% approval rate, 69% dissapprove, 31% approve - IlliniRunner October 1, 2026, 13:27:26 He’s down to his base now, looks like it. * - MC October 1, 2026, 14:05:18 and hopefully without his name on the ballot, they aren't super motivated... - shua October 1, 2026, 14:13:10 So jettisoned most of the "Fucking Stupid" and now down mainly the "True Believers" like Osklister - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 14:08:02 Al.com has a story about a GOP-driven pole in the state that has Trump in deep trouble - ATL October 1, 2026, 13:43:37 If I had a dime for every news piece on farmers in the middle of the country getting screwed over by - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 13:58:23 It's the new Ohio diner piece* - ATL October 1, 2026, 14:25:55 Also reminds me of COVID when it seemed like a conservative radio host would die - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 14:31:50 I think you mean Sports Illustrated.* - complainant October 1, 2026, 13:53:58 Good friend went to a Rob Sand town hall yesterday - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 13:21:52 For you know we have Sand...Iowa?* - MojoJojo October 1, 2026, 14:02:44 Nm - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 13:21:51 TIL there is a Richard Nixon Foundation - ATL October 1, 2026, 12:38:26 For some reason I had thought Gorka was short, but he’s actually a galoot.* - DT October 1, 2026, 12:50:38 yup, saw him in person last week, and yes he’s got a bruce bochy size noggin* - LeatherneckIllini October 1, 2026, 13:35:10 I thought Jon Ossoff was short but met him a few weeks ago and he's a tall drink of water.* - ATL October 1, 2026, 13:04:15 I bet he's not as beautiful as Stu! * - Tuscy October 1, 2026, 13:35:31 Corruption in its purest form. Almost respect the brazenness - John Coctostan October 1, 2026, 12:08:04 Dinner for Schmucks. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 12:43:06 i have some bad news for this kid - assassin October 1, 2026, 12:37:54 That’s one expensive steak* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:59:42 But he *did* meet some interesting people. - complainant October 1, 2026, 14:03:18 I wish I had worse news for him* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 12:53:33 maybe he'll choke on his top sirloin* - assassin October 1, 2026, 12:59:37 You know the old saying about a fool and his crypto* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 12:49:09 quite the shitty photoshop job there - Gene Parmesan October 1, 2026, 12:18:50 Susan Collins has some sort of protective forcefield around her, doesn't she? - complainant October 1, 2026, 11:41:28 OOO - Stu October 1, 2026, 17:48:54 Maybe he should run as a republican - ATL October 1, 2026, 11:50:24 "Women wouldn't be abused by men if they were content with who they are and where god has them." - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:51:49 Eventually women will realize they have the power to stop this, right?* - Sounder October 1, 2026, 11:06:39 Plenty of white women are willing to carry water for the patriarchy - Jackie October 1, 2026, 11:43:11 All the frightened lil' Alphas in the mansophere, that crank each other... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 11:26:41 Verses rejected from Cleveland Rocks? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 11:42:14 I don't think that they do - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:11:02 They are currently more concerned with Byron Donald getting them their "grandparents rights".* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 11:10:58 yes, ladies. be more like Job! he got rewarded in the end, i'm sure you will, too!* - VIV October 1, 2026, 10:58:07 come on!* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:08:36 Republicans going after Ms. Rachel - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:17:41 kinda surprised it took this long* - torinese October 1, 2026, 11:12:27 wah wah wah - Sounder October 1, 2026, 11:07:54 This has been a thing for a long time with her, nothing new that they’re going after her* - OB25 October 1, 2026, 10:41:48 she's for kindness, sharing, and learning - VIV October 1, 2026, 10:45:25 Like they said… “controversial stances”* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:56:47 Top 10 finisher for AOTY 2025* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 10:37:05 ass of the year? is ms. rachel caked up?* - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:00:38 this made me remember Vida Guerra* - Sammich October 1, 2026, 11:09:27 America's Outstanding Top Yodeler? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:40:22 Anti-semite.* - Toonces October 1, 2026, 11:04:16 nm - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:06:19 Antisemitic Outstanding Top Yodeler?* - VIV October 1, 2026, 11:06:16 She's from Maine. Should have been the one to replace Platner.* - Warrin'_Illini October 1, 2026, 10:23:42 I am Ms. Rachel. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:20:33 It's like going after Mr. Rogers. Good luck with that* - UofIL6 October 1, 2026, 10:20:00 If that isn't your "Are we the baddies?" moment, I can't imagine what is.* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:22:15 THIS will be the message that saves the mid-terms!* - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:18:59 Florida is just Pawnee, IN writ large, isn't it? - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:13:16 Eric Schmitt, day three - complainant October 1, 2026, 10:08:29 ooo - complainant October 1, 2026, 20:33:36 Smoking gun cartoon - complainant October 1, 2026, 13:44:20 Eric Schmitt, day three - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:21:06 Oh, man. Remember $3.399 gas? - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:32:11 And $3.799 diesel!* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 12:52:45 Those were the days! - ATL October 1, 2026, 10:51:39 it would be better if it was infront of a Buck-ee-s - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 10:23:36 gemini thinks i'm the best. and it's not delusion spiraling no matter what a woke MIT - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:39:26 Here is what AI thinks of my current health - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:00:37 Happy for you, or sorry that happened. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 09:04:41 It says I'm beautiful and incredible. It can't lie.* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:05:51 You may have left out a few key pieces of info. - Tuscy October 1, 2026, 09:13:36 I did! But I wanted to keep it positive, because I want it to tell me how beautiful I am* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:14:36 It told me I could use wood glue to fix a tree limb that was snapped by our last snow storm. * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 09:11:23 Did it tell you to use C clamps and bracing? Because that would work.* - Stu October 1, 2026, 09:51:59 Well, it is an option.* - DocWalk20 October 1, 2026, 09:48:22 Oh, I did it. Figured it couldn't hurt. Filled it with glue and tied it up with straps. - doubledown October 1, 2026, 10:18:17 No wonder Trump is so hard on AI - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:41:03 Do you think Trump's virtual assistant tries to make him a bit more humble?* - Sounder October 1, 2026, 08:55:17 did you see the article on the .si domain names. prior to trump's post - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:43:40 Yep. It's all a grift. * - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:45:30 rewriting history on america.gov - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:51:35 now it seems to have reverted back to earlier results. america.gov - Nobster October 1, 2026, 08:56:30 Tennesse can't even execute someone properly - ATL October 1, 2026, 07:14:00 non zero chance the injection is less effective/diluted/some other reduction in quality/stadards - torinese October 1, 2026, 09:58:15 Did Tennessee prisons sell out to private equity?* - Herman Blume October 1, 2026, 12:42:35 Disgusting. End this barbaric shit* - Jackie October 1, 2026, 08:23:20 Can't. Unfortunately the party of small government thinks that same small government... - KingTalkyTiki October 1, 2026, 10:08:42 The state seems to admit she probably had chronic mental illness due to sexual and physical - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:38:31 Hundo P* - Tortillini October 1, 2026, 08:37:13 Either bring back the firing squad or guillotine or do away with the death penalty altogether * - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 07:35:27 What if we just forced people to listen to Creed or Nickleback?* - ATL October 1, 2026, 07:39:50 Cruel and unusual * - DT October 1, 2026, 07:44:14 Dots - TarheelIllini October 1, 2026, 07:44:07 So she gets to go now, right? Sentence served? * - doubledown October 1, 2026, 07:24:16 Now they challenge her to a game of horseshoes - Sounder October 1, 2026, 08:57:36 Based on what I've read about her, that might be the more cruel fate. - Sammich October 1, 2026, 08:17:14 Execution paused. - ATL October 1, 2026, 08:09:51 TACO!* - KCWildcat October 1, 2026, 08:34:48 Oh no! It appears that everyone's favorite American, Nick Adams, is actually just a grifter. - complainant September 30, 2026, 23:17:41 cm? - complainant September 30, 2026, 20:28:00 Just profoundly dumb people, part one million - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 20:02:43 That's how Trump pronounces it. Unita Shates.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 20:07:22 Riley Gaines lost again - ATL September 30, 2026, 18:26:01 her discovery of how fcked the healthcare system is has been a fun treat. * - VIV October 1, 2026, 09:39:56 Found out today that there are Helen Keller truthers - RVA September 30, 2026, 19:35:26 Hey, at least she only came in second this time. - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 19:00:12 Women coming first is super woke. - complainant September 30, 2026, 19:06:10 Autowarcom - MC September 30, 2026, 17:23:08 It's the most logical response to news of a months long Pentagon hacking - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:10:59 Was it Jared?* - ATL September 30, 2026, 18:16:11 I think so. They fired all the cybersecurity professionals, as I recall.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:26:43 With all this warfighting ability coming, now we just need to find more enemies - Stu September 30, 2026, 17:25:59 This sector of manufacturing is legitimately WAY up under Trump.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 17:41:12 Timmer wants you to know that South Park is about data centers tonight - Stu September 30, 2026, 17:17:56 South Park? - timmer September 30, 2026, 17:30:44 Trump: This new pipeline and LNG terminal are going bring prices down. When will it be done? - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:01:17 China can do it in five weeks - timmer September 30, 2026, 17:31:57 now now. the oil and gas guy said three years. Then Trump fell asleep again* - assassin September 30, 2026, 16:03:07 Oil and gas guy said 3 years for the pipeline but the terminal was 2 more years I think* - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:04:06 ope* - assassin September 30, 2026, 16:07:38 With apologies to smush, only the best and brightest! - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:51:28 Hegseth reminds me of Jan Michael Vincent. - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:01:32 Timely, as Prime is once again streaming Airwolf.* - Tortillini September 30, 2026, 19:29:13 lol second time I’ve seen you talking about Airwolf on Prime this week * - Jackie October 1, 2026, 08:14:54 It's important to me.* - Tortillini October 1, 2026, 09:53:17 This JANuary, it's time to Michael down your Vincents* - assassin September 30, 2026, 18:20:33 Dots - DT September 30, 2026, 16:59:17 Liberty? Lol* - Mrap24 September 30, 2026, 16:33:03 I would so love to know if he actually believes he's anything but the worst - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:36:23 I doubt that he’s introspective in any way* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 16:13:56 I don't think he cares what anyone else thinks beyond the sycophants.* - Warrin'_Illini September 30, 2026, 15:42:29 Pete doublin down on theocracy - assassin September 30, 2026, 15:28:29 not what extol means, Pete* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:33:25 ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 15:36:08 MSU? Pete must have seen Kamario sling the rock. - EffinIllini September 30, 2026, 15:17:50 Only Tuskegee (48%) and Hillsdale (20%) have admissions rates below 50% - ATL September 30, 2026, 15:24:14 Tuskegee?! We're letting the blacks into Warriorhood?* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 15:09:44 HBCUs have historically had very strong ROTC programs. Known a lot of guys from there - illiniranger September 30, 2026, 16:05:01 I believe this was a Hegseth comment, not an Army comment. - DT September 30, 2026, 16:53:06 They're fine in the infantry. But not in the leadership* - IlliniRunner September 30, 2026, 15:28:59 Wait till you see who all the leaders of the Army and USMC are * - illiniranger September 30, 2026, 15:59:36 Man who regularly wears makeup and lost a war to Iran talks about his new hiring policy - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:18:54 What an absolute fuck of a human being* - PapaDels September 30, 2026, 15:37:31 Like we didn't all see the videos of him trying to work out. Get back to your desk, tough guy. * - doubledown September 30, 2026, 15:11:42 Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Department of War* - timmer September 30, 2026, 15:02:33 No whammies, no slammies, no shandies, no bambis.* - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 14:44:45 no sportos, no motorheads, no geeks, no sluts, no bloods, no wastoids, no dweebies, no dickheads - IlliniSax05 September 30, 2026, 14:49:58 No one likes him. He's not a righteous dude* - DanSaint September 30, 2026, 14:52:35 These people are so goddamn stupid - RVA September 30, 2026, 14:37:55 Mike Tomlin’s YouTube series on his Minecraft city starts tonight!* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 14:14:19 I don't give a tihs about Minecraft but I'm actually interested in seeing this* - ATL September 30, 2026, 14:16:21 The Schmitt memes might need a thread of their own. They just keep coming. - complainant September 30, 2026, 12:43:31 Staffer identified - complainant September 30, 2026, 18:48:50 ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 16:12:40 Re: The Schmitt memes might need a thread of their own. They just keep coming. - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 16:11:18 Eric Schmitts the bed - ATL September 30, 2026, 13:39:17 If this goober was a democrat, his career would be over. * - doubledown September 30, 2026, 12:49:45 i'm old enough to remember when Howard Dean yelled funny and it ended his career* - VIV September 30, 2026, 13:22:26 Danes made a video to mock Trump on the Greenland deal - complainant September 30, 2026, 11:19:15 10/10, no notes* - PapaDels September 30, 2026, 15:40:03 From the same thread. This one made me "laugh out loud." - complainant September 30, 2026, 14:09:17 LMFCO * - Jackie September 30, 2026, 12:44:54 I give Trump credit for that. We, as a nation, have never been more mockable* - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 12:00:19 Teddy Roosevelt had a pretty good run.* - complainant September 30, 2026, 12:41:01 Drunk or just stupid? - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:47:44 Brain momentarily remembered that the truth is the opposite of what he was saying, - doubledown September 30, 2026, 10:52:25 Jesus Fucking Christ this guy was a U.S. Senator and is now a Cabinet member - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:53:32 Maybe having a college degree actually matters* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:55:31 Sure but there are also plenty of non-morons without college degrees - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:59:34 What's going on with Trump's legs here? - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:44:59 his center of gravity keeps getting higher - Sammich September 30, 2026, 11:01:25 Ken Paxton learning that everything Trump touches dies - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:30:23 Is a Democrat actually going to win Texas?* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:38:16 i'll believe it when i see it. it's still texas* - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:25:04 I'm Choosin' Texas* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 11:37:43 ok* - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:45:11 I can tell* - Sounder September 30, 2026, 11:45:41 expect the best, prepare for the worst* - Sammich September 30, 2026, 10:42:09 O'Rourke lost by 216,000 votes (2.6%) in 2018 - Sounder September 30, 2026, 10:48:28 Where is Melania from again? - doubledown September 30, 2026, 07:49:43 there’s always a grift. * - VIV September 30, 2026, 08:03:14 Things no Israeli ever thought he’d say - ATL September 30, 2026, 05:19:50 I hate it when I’m on a flight and the pilots get into a bloody fistfight in the cockpit* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 07:49:34 Do you like movies about gladiators?* - DT September 30, 2026, 08:33:36 Oh...Scraps is a boy dog.* - ATL September 30, 2026, 10:14:27 I still can’t believe that all the republicans who reviewed Schmitt’s line of attack - ATL September 29, 2026, 18:07:19 another funny bit- the texts said Smith was in Sec 109, row 1. there is no Sec 109, row 1 in ATL - VIV September 30, 2026, 11:18:53 oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 10:45:17 I still don't really understand what conspiracy he was supposed to be unconvering* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 00:25:40 Yelling "conspiracy!" is more important than there being a conspiracy * - ghost_of_clt September 30, 2026, 08:22:58 Collaboration with Fani Willis. Why that would be bad? Maybe to a republican audience he shouldn’t - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:49:55 Is there an article that has the smoking gun texts? - DT September 29, 2026, 19:04:00 Fani Willis is the Fulton County DA that was putting a case together against… - shua September 29, 2026, 19:52:34 Right* - gvibes September 30, 2026, 00:31:53 References a game and a seat number. People found him in the Iowa telecast* - gvibes September 29, 2026, 19:41:50 Just profoundly dumb people up and down the party* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 21:35:22 Ooo. - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:54:57 oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 19:59:57 Re: oOo - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 21:43:16 ooo - ATL September 30, 2026, 04:53:06 oh shit, i just realized this was not a duplicate share* - torinese September 30, 2026, 09:49:56 Ha!* - Herman Blume September 30, 2026, 07:51:09 That is fabulous.* - DT September 30, 2026, 05:33:52 He still went on the Charlie Kirk show after and they complimented him on his big gotcha moment. - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 18:57:07 I love that a lot of commentary is using a favorite word of mine: Beclowning.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 29, 2026, 18:23:13 You’re assuming they have even the slightest regard for truth* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 18:12:32 Or rudimentary critical thinking skills * - Jackie September 29, 2026, 19:26:15 I love that this was timed to coincide with an Axios story floating Schmitt as a potential Veep for - ATL September 29, 2026, 18:29:43 i hate how fucking stupid these people are. SUPER INTELLIGENCE - assassin September 29, 2026, 13:47:23 They misspelled "United States" - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 21:25:14 Laser focused on real issues real americans care about* - Sounder September 29, 2026, 16:01:24 Press F to thank the Representative for helping pass a resolution condemning socialism - RVA September 29, 2026, 17:59:20 how long until he realizes that SI spells a SPANISH WORD and changes it again?* - Gene Parmesan September 29, 2026, 15:56:02 Worst. Swimsuit issue. Ever.* - DT September 29, 2026, 17:47:06 Grok just skips the swimsuits altogether (or so I’m told)* - DocWalk20 September 29, 2026, 18:01:18 AmerIntelligence* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:05:39 Trump for self-policing of AI. Boy, what could possibly go wrong?* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 15:24:02 He's for AI companies continuing to spend money to mask that we're balls deep in a recession - doubledown September 29, 2026, 15:25:44 and in return, the solar panels that will cover every inch of what's left of the USA - Sammich September 29, 2026, 15:27:10 But made in China * - larue33 September 29, 2026, 15:54:28 naturally* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:04:58 No one has had the backbone to explain what asylum means to him, or that everyone says groceries… - OB25 September 29, 2026, 14:37:31 a-ford-a-billa-teeeeeeeee* - VIV September 29, 2026, 15:21:33 milk man, the paper boy, evening TV* - Gene Parmesan September 29, 2026, 16:06:24 What document? He has no control over what companies or individuals use to characterize - voiceofreason September 29, 2026, 14:32:26 I'm sure it's in governmental documentation, right? - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 14:35:07 That's what the bill should be called. The "fix shit dummy broke that didn't need fixin'" bill.* - Phytynlini September 29, 2026, 16:06:09 FSDBTDNF just rolls off the tongue. Otherwise I like it though.* - DocWalk20 September 29, 2026, 18:02:47 You might think that, but he took vengeance against organizations that didn't follow his Gulf EO* - Stu September 29, 2026, 14:57:28 it's not artificial?* - VIV September 29, 2026, 14:03:07 It's not even really intelligence.* - Stu September 29, 2026, 14:18:03 Many machine learning systems exhibit the properties of what experts refer to as intelligence, - doubledown September 29, 2026, 14:59:52 I know that you are really into gotchas, but if you ask AI if it is intelligent, it says no. So...* - Stu September 29, 2026, 15:13:32 I just asked Opus 5.5. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 15:19:31 I think one part of that is clearly wrong. - larue33 September 29, 2026, 15:57:54 If I could read the entire contents of the Internet in 20 milliseconds, I think I would probably be - complainant September 29, 2026, 14:33:59 he thinks people call it "artificial" because they don't believe it "works" - Sammich September 29, 2026, 14:04:36 ooo - ATL September 29, 2026, 14:01:52 of course they'd have a problem with the apt word, and not the other one* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 13:58:21 and it appears that his problem is his own misunderstanding of the word - Sammich September 29, 2026, 14:01:44 The attempt to rename it to "super intelligence" is dumb. But his lizard brain reaction - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 15:13:38 MAIHA* - ATL September 29, 2026, 14:15:22 and in a weird coincidence, one of Trump's kids has trademarked "Super Intelligence"* - shua September 29, 2026, 13:56:32 I hate that I don't know whether this is a joke. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:58:44 For being supposedly powerful people, they all turn into sheep around the mob boss* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 13:55:13 On every measurable dimension, he's the stupidest man alive. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:53:36 Sen Eric Schmitt (R) is not a ball knower. Amy Klobuchar (D) is a ball knower. - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:49:13 I don't know how he does it, but this is perfect - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 15:53:50 my guess is either crowdsourcing or SI* - Sammich September 29, 2026, 16:06:43 I went to that Terps game. Absolute pandemonium. - memyselfandillini September 29, 2026, 14:58:02 the "protect women's sports" party never considered he might go to a women's b-ball game - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 14:48:03 Doubling down on an easily disprovable lie.... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 15:17:02 in a functioning society, somebody from a major news outlet would ask him about this daily - Sammich September 29, 2026, 15:09:00 He should be forced to resign immediately* - Mrap24 September 29, 2026, 14:45:07 Katie Britt doing a literal... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 14:43:21 biclops - complainant September 29, 2026, 18:27:15 Cf. - complainant September 29, 2026, 18:37:23 It's going to be a while before the Internet is finished with Katie Britt on this one. - complainant September 29, 2026, 21:04:46 And again ... - complainant September 29, 2026, 22:49:39 LOL - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2026, 00:18:30 The way they flashed up the poster board and then tried to hide it - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 13:37:55 loved how Klobuchar called him out on that as a former prosecutor* - ECEIllinois September 29, 2026, 14:54:50 The "here in Minnesota we have the gophers" dig was *chef's kiss* * - Blazer September 30, 2026, 17:53:57 ooo - RVA September 29, 2026, 14:04:51 I love that Sen. Leghorn (R-La.) then basically grabbed it from the aide and held it up.* - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 13:57:51 Kennedy is a shitbag, but I think he has at least a molecule of integrity - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 14:14:55 Worked for Thelma and Louise.* - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:59:47 "let's just agree that you were in Atlanta on that date and move on"... - shua September 29, 2026, 13:55:35 Even a Missourian would know the difference between a Hawk and a Hawkeye. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 12:50:38 Hey I went to Truman State (then known as NE Mo State) for a year - Jersey September 29, 2026, 16:54:14 I'd expect nothing more from a DeSmet graduate. * - IlliniRunner September 29, 2026, 13:40:28 Looking at his Wikipedia page, I'm not sure today's entry makes his top 5 clown shows. - complainant September 29, 2026, 13:53:04 that's how he was able to barrel through today's clowning - Sammich September 29, 2026, 13:59:01 This might be the perfect encapsulation of the current Republican party - reggiedunlop September 29, 2026, 12:16:49 the official right wing memo went out before the gotcha blew up in schmitt's face - VIV September 29, 2026, 13:04:56 Only you can make yourself feel shame. Remember that.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 13:26:46 I have to it to give them - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 13:12:23 They mask the shame by cheating on their spouses. * - doubledown September 29, 2026, 13:27:09 Stick to the lie, even when it's been easily debunked. It's the GOP way.* - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 12:55:41 That particular defamation is *not* covered by the Speech & Debate Clause. - complainant September 29, 2026, 12:20:01 Grassley having the gavel here is the cherry on top - CanHartlebHireSnider September 29, 2026, 12:01:23 Still the GOAT of politician social media - CanHartlebHireSnider September 29, 2026, 12:04:43 Too bad there aren't any other teams called "Tigers." - complainant September 29, 2026, 11:46:55 LOL, wow, that was awkward. What a complete idiot* - UofIL6 September 29, 2026, 10:54:54 I love how he knows he's cooked and he's shown his ass... - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2026, 11:35:19 This poster board shows definitive proof that you have just perjured yourself - RVA September 29, 2026, 12:09:48 [RECLAIMING MY TIME!!!11!!1!!!]* - lcubed September 29, 2026, 11:40:13 The gentleman from Missouri may reclaim his time. It might make up for his loss of dignity.* - ATL September 29, 2026, 12:57:34 I think we should eliminate the speech and debate clause* - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:55:55 I've been getting a kick out of the Republican election signage in my area - RVA September 29, 2026, 10:21:22 Hegseth confirms that the NSA will allow foreign actors to try to hack election infrastructure. - doubledown September 29, 2026, 10:19:25 Sherrod Brown's media team can read the room and understands the assignment. - ATL September 29, 2026, 10:09:03 I have to admit, I did not see a migrant caravan this time around - Sounder September 29, 2026, 09:45:48 They’re playing the hits* - Herman Blume September 29, 2026, 10:19:53 now we need a Laken Riley mention, though it seems frat boys... - shua September 29, 2026, 11:54:49 ooo - ATL September 29, 2026, 13:15:48 This administration has been living in a perpetual state of consequence-free hypocrisy - Sammich September 29, 2026, 10:06:47 The campaign logic here is super simple though - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 29, 2026, 10:04:26 It's migrant caravan and men in women's sports season.* - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2026, 09:50:32 trans migrant communists are coming to mutilate your children. * - VIV September 29, 2026, 09:57:40 Of all the dumb shit that MAGA seem to actually believe - Sounder September 29, 2026, 10:03:40 while the kids are at school* - lcubed September 29, 2026, 10:03:12 and using litter boxes in the classrooms - IlliniSax05 September 29, 2026, 10:10:08 and eat your pets* - torinese September 29, 2026, 10:02:54 and turn you muslim* - VIV September 29, 2026, 10:23:26 I hope there is a special place in Hell for JD for keeping that one going* - Sounder September 29, 2026, 10:04:06 there is a special place in Hell for the people who believed it - Sammich September 29, 2026, 10:08:10 Do you know how many trans athletes are in the NCAA? - Sounder September 29, 2026, 09:52:30 The Michigan Muslim is hilarious - gvibes September 29, 2026, 00:27:00 That's pretty good and great framing* - reggiedunlop September 29, 2026, 11:49:09 US taxpayers will finance an Indian company to mill Minnesotan iron ore in Iowa. - complainant September 28, 2026, 19:59:30 Oh, and Trump fell asleep while announcing it. - complainant September 28, 2026, 21:44:40 James Fallows: "it 100% isn't going to happen." - complainant September 29, 2026, 00:12:01 in fucking Keokuk or Ft. Madison too - ijustkrushalot September 29, 2026, 09:56:53 So will someone from the Army Corps tell him those ships won't fit in the locks?* - illini222 September 30, 2026, 18:41:39 Amazing how they always come in droves around October of an election year* - UofIL6 September 28, 2026, 19:32:47 the irresistible draw of Real Football. If only we’d lower the Sunday Ticket tarriff* - memyselfandillini September 29, 2026, 06:43:20 View all; Collapse ^

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