on April 16, 2026, 10:27:00, in reply to "Yep, very in that mold. But just like only parties."
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You want a wake where people mope around and cry, go somewhere else, that’s not what we do here. Greet every prospective family with a drink of their choice and ask them about how amazing their loved one that passed was. Previous MessagePrevious Message
Funerals suck, let’s get hammered and tell stories vs the current experience. Previous Message
The only thing they bring to the table is embalming, and every single other thing they offer must have a profit margin of 1000%.
A 2 hour event and a few days of storage and transport and they want $15 grand.
I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down19
