Also, we used AI which told us it's cheaper to buy land and caskets for babies
so we'll offer to kill your children so you can bury them cheaply  Previous Message
we cut out the middlemen and pass the savings on to you!*
*savings will be clawed back at an undetermined later date so we can pay back our investors
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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.
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 Is there any industry more ripe for disruption than funeral parlors? - DT April 16, 2026, 8:05:02
- taking this time to announce my new app FNRL - Sammich April 16, 2026, 10:33:40
- Also, we used AI which told us it's cheaper to buy land and caskets for babies - ATL April 16, 2026, 10:51:27
- No way. One they do way more than that. Two it’s something you can only do once a week. - CoronaTheirAss April 16, 2026, 10:31:47
- Ask Dick Tips - ATL April 16, 2026, 10:24:35
- Jessica Mitford never got the same traction that Rachel Carson achieved, and it's a damn shame.* - complainant April 16, 2026, 9:59:58
- At one point, my big business idea was to open a chain of party focused funeral parlors. - Carl Spackler April 16, 2026, 9:55:51
- OldBirds AI* - EffinIllini April 16, 2026, 8:07:31
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