Week of August 11th politics thread
Posted by VIV
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So no deal with Putin. Got it.*
Posted by Stu
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More importantly no secondary tariffs which was the whole point of the day.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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This is all Putin needed to do and now he knows he’ll have no resistance from the US.
Posted by OB25
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Lol, I haven't even been in your country, but you won by so much, Donald*
Posted by UofIL6
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If Fox News says it went bad……
Posted by Mrap24
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Germans?
Posted by complainant
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Trump’s handlers should know to keep him as far away from Putin as possible.*
Posted by Toonces
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Where is jj’s analysis of Trump’s fucking ‘magic’?*
Posted by Stu
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This quote is like an 11 year old explaining why he doesn’t have his homework done
Posted by ATL
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ooo
Posted by AintHatin
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LOL*
Posted by VIV
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I think they might fire Jacquie Heinrich
Posted by ATL
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Ihadn'tKWTI, but it's intriguing to learn that she's Brian Fitzpatrick's beard.*
Posted by complainant
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But if he were president, the war would be over in 24 hours*
Posted by UofIL6
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Waste of everyone’s fucking time*
Posted by Stu
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Fuck*
Posted by Tortillini
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Not Putin’s.*
Posted by OB25
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making the Russian reporters sleep in a basketball gym was pretty funny though*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Lewis, Gilbert and the boys made the best of it, though*
Posted by Sammich
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Nonsense! I'm sure he was able to deliver something extremely top secret and treasonous.*
Posted by complainant
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He made progress in one critical area
Posted by Stu
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incredible
Posted by ECEIllinois
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"This sucks. Sounds like an honest mistake though....both times."
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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The good news is that he won't have to vote a third time. Trump will just stay president.*
Posted by complainant
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I’ll put this here. First time ever a sitting mayor of New Orleans is indicted
Posted by illini thunder
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I hope she has brothers name Tito and Jermaine*
Posted by ATL
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or a rhinoplasty*
Posted by complainant
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A long, but really good discussion on the history of genocide on the Ezra Klein podcast yesterday
Posted by snipes824 ?si=AKwg3r2OCkFlgCey
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I can't tell whether this is trolling.
Posted by doubledown
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West End? This isn’t London.
Posted by timmer
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there’s a tiny little area north of GWU, east of grown that almost no one calls west end*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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ooo
Posted by JeffFrank
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I thought this was a fucking joke. Trump considering giving Putin Alaska's natural resources?
Posted by VIV
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as well as the Medicaid resources he promised Murkowski*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Russia just purchased $10B of trump coin, I'm sure*
Posted by cpsteine
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Art of the deal*
Posted by Sounder
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Just working that magic*
Posted by RVA
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Who knew losing proxy wars has consequences.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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if this happens, are you cool with it?*
Posted by VIV
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I'm not cool with losing territorial disputes or losing proxy wars.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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This….makes no sense. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I'd be more concerned if you did understand it.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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good one! Zing!
Posted by memyselfandillini
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are you counting giving them access to alaskan resources in the last bit?*
Posted by VIV
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That's the territorial dispute.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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that wouldn't appear to be a dispute at all*
Posted by VIV
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I guess it's just being thrown in for fun then. Hasn't been a lingering issue for 35 years at all.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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At least Trump keeping his campaign promises to Putin, right?*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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"fun" or "trump is an easily-conned idiot"*
Posted by VIV
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He's an idiot for agreeing to a meeting when that is the best card he has to play.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Just like he told Zelensky- he has no fucking cards. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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So maybe we should stop putting money in the pot and fold.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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He thinks he can draw a straight with two twos
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Was there ever any doubt that Trump is a Russian asset?*
Posted by Stu
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And like fellow Russian asset Matt Taibbi, he's a pedophile
Posted by ATL
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I still believe in the pee tape*
Posted by OrangeSox
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None of the allegations of the Steele dossier was ever disproven
Posted by Stu
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Everything he says is fake is actually true. *
Posted by doubledown
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He is actually paying them off to get his own copies of the pee tapes
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Give your counterparty everything they ask for, and then more. --Art of the Deal *
Posted by doubledown
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“Netanyahu isn’t killing anyone. Do your research!” My new fave crazy pants response on FB*
Posted by PapaDels
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my favorite ones are the "we should be siding with putin" posts.
Posted by VIV
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hE liTeRalLy WanTs tO RefOrM tHe UsSr
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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yeah, the former KGB spy just wants a "sphere of influence" in all former soviet countries
Posted by VIV
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He invades sovereign countries and overthrows their governments and installs ones that are pro his
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Wait, Al-Qaeda is running our country?
Posted by memyselfandillini
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you're really barking up the wrong tree now*
Posted by VIV
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My new working assumption for all social media is to just assume that all unknown accounts are
Posted by doubledown
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I also love how “do your research” has become code for “I found one thing that agreed with me”*
Posted by PapaDels
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“I had a C average in high school”*
Posted by ATL
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I'm too lazy to look anything up on my own*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Or, knowing that it's become that, used for rage bait. *
Posted by doubledown
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And the bastardization of the word research. You’re just looking shit up on the internet *
Posted by PapaDels
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They’re not looking anything up. It’s being fed to them. *
Posted by doubledown
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Sandwich guy released*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Sandwich “appeared to have salami” according to witness who filmed the video*
Posted by Tortillini
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Is his name Haid D’Salaami?:
Posted by JeffFrank
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He just threw the gabagool ovah heah.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Air Force veteran*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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I’m really looking forward to the Alaska summit tomorrow. Maybe Trump can work a little of his magic
Posted by jjlocke923
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Tomorrow's Headline, Today: "Trump Gives Putin All His Secrets. Russia to File Bankruptcy"*
Posted by illini222 Free Tre White.
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We’ll be lucky to keep the state. *
Posted by doubledown
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Had the same thought. If he gives away Alaska
Posted by WhitmansFolly
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I hope he does it. Lose 2 Republican Senators. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I just hope Putin can keep a straight face.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Will be especially difficult as he climaxes*
Posted by Herman Blume
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DC grand jury refuses to indict a woman who allegedly assaulted ICE thugs
Posted by ATL
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Border patrol agents interrupt Newsom’s press conference. *
Posted by MC
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These dipshits are going to start experiencing more and more violent resistance.
Posted by doubledown
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problem with that is they're just itching for more pretext to crack down further
Posted by Sammich
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yeah, that's it.*
Posted by cpsteine
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ooo
Posted by assassin
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These guys barely graduated from high school and are getting almost no training.
Posted by doubledown
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Mr Mackey is the only one thus far that has had a college degree*
Posted by WhitmansFolly
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Like new Russian troops but with slightly better education*
Posted by timmer
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ICE deported three citizen children, including one suffering from stage four kidney cancer, to
Posted by gvibes
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Trump voter says he was racially profiled by ICE, joining lawsuit against Feds
Posted by ECEIllinois
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still gonna vote Trump in 28*
Posted by assassin
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"This sucks. Sounds like an honest mistake though."*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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Too bad his ass wasn't sent to El Salvador. ICE FAIL.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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no no it's fine says DHS because they were given the option to leave their 4 year olds behind
Posted by John Coctostan
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it's also fine because the children are not US citizens in the eyes of anyone who matters right now*
Posted by Sammich
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and despite GMAW's confidence, I think there's a reasonable chance that they won't be citizens much
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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Meta hired Robby Starbuck to advise on AI bias? JFC*
Posted by UofIL6
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Zuck has no shame*
Posted by CWR10
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^ First read this as Mets and was medium confused. *
Posted by illini
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Starbucks hires Robby Meta to advise on coffee tariffs*
Posted by Sounder
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Inflation in the wholesale level picking up steam, who’s getting fired today?
Posted by Mrap24
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wholesale prices of vegetables rose almost 40% in July. oof.
Posted by assassin
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that chart is wild. why do they swing so much even in 'normal' times?*
Posted by John Coctostan
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yeah, that chart doesn't convince me of anything*
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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Poor Scott Lincicome. I may disagree with him on a lot of things, but he is at least
Posted by gvibes
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just about time to find a new head of the BLS*
Posted by VIV
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ooo
Posted by ATL
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Sir, this is a Wendy's and still Joe Biden's economy.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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TOB thinks you've lost your mind. You should post this thought there, so they know you're "sane."*
Posted by complainant
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I’m an old fart who’s been driving in DC since the Marion Barry years
Posted by Tortillini
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I'm hoping the DC police does the right thing and
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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Well, he’s not black so low chance of that happening
Posted by ATL
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ooo
Posted by snipes824
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Evergreen
Posted by Jersey
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YOUTHS!!!!!!!!!*
Posted by VIV
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Are you the CRIMINALS?!? From the STATISTICS?!?*
Posted by Sammich
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"What is a Ute?"*
Posted by ATL
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Apparently he’s a huge yssup*
Posted by Mrap24
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The lengths of the lies that they’ll tell is so very sad
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Ooo
Posted by Herman Blume
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Well Markwayne is notoriously chickenshit, so....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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The Napoleon Complex can only do so much.*
Posted by complainant
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BLS Job Description: Need to have experience: A) Fudging numbers B) Storming Capitol
Posted by UofIL6
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Kids on the street, kids on the beat, BEAT KIDS!
Posted by OB25
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"TEENS RUN WILD IN DC STREETS"*
Posted by VIV
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Shocking/unsurprising: every single VA medical center in America is severely understaffed
Posted by complainant
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VA going full MAGA.
Posted by illinijohn
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It’s a damn disgrace. *
Posted by VIV
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Elections have consequences. Film at 11.*
Posted by voiceofreason
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It’s what republicans want. Metallica had it: Disposable Heroes.*
Posted by ATL
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Fvck it. Let’s go with 300 basis point cuts*
Posted by timmer
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nm*
Posted by timmer
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Hell yes!*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Send it IN Jerome!*
Posted by Tortillini
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But we added eleventy billion new jobs*
Posted by timmer
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Stephen Miller, mayovore
Posted by Tortillini
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Does that make her an Elonvore?*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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My neighbor owns a local grocery chain. He says that they are eating all tariffs ATM, but...
Posted by Stu
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never go ATM*
Posted by Sammich
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Those fees. It’s like getting tariffed twice!*
Posted by timmer
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I don't think that's the acronym he had in mind*
Posted by Sounder
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This place has gravitated more and more toward old man humor*
Posted by Stu
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they're eating the dogs, they're eating the tariffs*
Posted by Sounder
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I love that Grok vacillates so wildly between Mechahitler and truth teller
Posted by ATL
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kind of weird to hang an artwork of a Nazi battleship behind you
Posted by ECEIllinois
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It's the fucking Bismark.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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3500 Royal Navy sailors lost too. What a Nazi asshole.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Never forget. *
Posted by doubledown
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"Antoni"? That sounds a bit...ethnic.*
Posted by Sammich
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So does "Mussolini."*
Posted by complainant
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Yeah, and look what happened to him as soon as he was no longer useful!*
Posted by Sammich
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It’s not that weird if you remember that he works at the Heritage Foundation. *
Posted by doubledown
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15 year old special needs student put in cuffs at gunpoint for going to High School orientation
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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That sucks. Sounds like an honest mistake though *
Posted by jjlocke923
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Your parents choice to not abort you was an honest mistake*
Posted by Sounder
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(nm) *
Posted by jjlocke923
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But they are intentionally negligent and don’t bother trying to avoid mistakes
Posted by DT
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Do you ever gag
Posted by doubledown
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Who can be expected to tell those people apart, right?*
Posted by ATL
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Donnie gonna sue Powell?
Posted by Mrap24
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it's the only tool in his belt*
Posted by Sammich
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Federal agents sweeping through black neighborhoods asking for papers and
Posted by doubledown
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The fact that you aren’t a fan of him shows why Democrats will probably lose again*
Posted by JeffFrank
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A fan of who? *
Posted by haighter
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That was supposed to be in response to Turki on Newsom*
Posted by JeffFrank
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David Duke*
Posted by Herman Blume
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or this guy
Posted by ATL
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Does this guy have thoughts on Ambient World Disorder...and who might be the cause of that?*
Posted by LWillhite
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Expressing full throated support for broken windows policing in 2025 is quite a choice.
Posted by doubledown
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Bring back community policing. Baltimore has its lowest homicide rate in 50 years thanks to it.
Posted by ATL
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Why can't we have both?
Posted by complainant
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"The people who cross the street to avoid black men are right, actually.
Posted by Sammich
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all so these seissup can feel safe
Posted by ATL
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how come no well-known artists are making protest music right now?
Posted by Sammich
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Been big on Jesse Welles lately.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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My buddy Mike is doing it with Run the Jewels*
Posted by longsnapper
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Tyler Childers kinda is. Jason Isbell is too busy getting divorced but did during the first Trump
Posted by ATL
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No fan of Gavin Newsom...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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We know why you aren’t a fan*
Posted by JeffFrank
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It's really fantastic*
Posted by UofIL6
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Hope they keep it up...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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He's doing the Lord's work right now*
Posted by Sounder
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Don’t like the facts, just stop reporting them
Posted by Mrap24
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Quarterly makes sense. The revisions have been ridiculous*
Posted by JeffFrank
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can't find the tweet, but saw someone say he looks like a shitty magician at a kids bday party
Posted by John Coctostan
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EJ the Magnificent*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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they don't gotta cook the books, they just remove 'em*
Posted by Sammich
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I can't wait for the next report
Posted by Sounder
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But also the economy is bad and the Fed needs to cut rates*
Posted by gvibes
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What makes you say that?
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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gvibes is referring to Trump's vacillation/flip-flopping/ignorance
Posted by Sammich
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oh, yeah, I missed the Trump font *
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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Except if you’re looking for work
Posted by TarheelIllini
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It will be the biggest joke in the history of jokes*
Posted by Mrap24
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Plus revisions to previous month(s)*
Posted by timmer
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...but of course.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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That is some screen name
Posted by UofIL6
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Grok suspended for calling Gaza a genocide.
Posted by complainant I was briefly suspended for stating a substantiated fact: Israel and the US are committing genocide in Gaza, per ICJ's plausible ruling, UN famine reports, Amnesty's evidence of intent, and B'Tselem's documentation. Elon called it a "dumb mistake" and reversed it swiftly. Truth…
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DC folks, do you feel safer now?*
Posted by PapaDels
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I’d feel a lot safer if the feds unleashed Manimal
Posted by Tortillini
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The gentrification of NE should be near completion, I would think.*
Posted by complainant
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I drove around NW Saturday evening.
Posted by timmer
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Thank goodness the national guard is there for you now *
Posted by PapaDels
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Naturally, violent crime will now rise because of this*
Posted by timmer
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New head of BLS is an NIU grad (hey timmer)*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Apparently he has gotten dunked constantly on twitter for being wrong about everything*
Posted by gvibes
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The August jobs reports is going to be the biggest joke of all jokes
Posted by Mrap24
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Good jobs report bad for mortgage rates*
Posted by JeffFrank
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A billion jobs created! *
Posted by doubledown
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An economist I know from my think tank days holds him in high regard.
Posted by doubledown
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That’s about right for someone from NIU*
Posted by timmer
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Why doesn’t he list his bachelor degree on LinkedIn?
Posted by timmer
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Only wanted to list the most prestigious institutions he attended probably*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Caption Fun
Posted by ATL
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Bondi cuts the cheese.*
Posted by complainant
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And now, Dead Inside!*
Posted by PapaDels
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Number 1, could you sing the opening to, “I Want It That Way”?*
Posted by timmer
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In the latest episode of weird things that the right wing obsesses about
Posted by Sounder
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It's amazing to see a us potus who isn't even attempting to do a good job. It's 100% grievance,
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I have to say, it's been quite a bit worse than my very low expectations
Posted by Sounder
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Same—I was a scare-mongerer and it’s been a lot worse than I thought it would be.*
Posted by DT
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He just does whatever the fuck he wants, and there's no rational adults
Posted by Sounder
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I can’t believe people like us are surprised
Posted by Jackie
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A lot of the attacks on rights and erosion of democracy I expected
Posted by DT
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I'm not necessarily "surprised"
Posted by Sounder
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Everyone else expected pretty much exactly this. *
Posted by doubledown
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Knew from the jump it was going to be so much worse.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Guessing somewhere Throwsize is getting rock hard from the cruelty, while gaslighting someone into thinking he's a great dude anyways. "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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Throwsize! *
Posted by jjlocke923
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I think all of that was expected
Posted by Jackie
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he is going to do so much long term, possibly even permanent damage
Posted by Sounder
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It’s only gonna get worse until either his heart gives out or he tries to take Stalingrad. *
Posted by doubledown
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Not much will change if Trump dies. The Project 2025 guys are doing most of the damage. Maybe JD
Posted by Orangeillini
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I don’t think the coalition holds together if Trump dies
Posted by DT
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Trump is MAGA, MAGA is Trump
Posted by Sounder
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Elites vs. everyone else = revolution bro*
Posted by Jackie
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We're too spread out and disorganized. Culture war has won, people who are having
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I understand the despondency, but there are many more of us than there are of them
Posted by Jackie
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Support for the Nazis in Germany is estimated to have been as low as 35%.
Posted by doubledown
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And most Nazis were still Nazis in 1946 and 1950 and 1955. They just didn’t talk about it.
Posted by DT
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The only thing that will change their mind is the eventual loss of blood pressure resulting from
Posted by doubledown
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OOO
Posted by Sounder
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To no one’s surprise, looks like they’re coming for same sex marriage next.
Posted by Toonces
Link: Twitter link
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zero chance they actually take the case*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Noo! Really?
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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Who is “they”?
Posted by jjlocke923
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Actual Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, for one*
Posted by Jackie
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It was pretty next level when he listed a bunch of laws he'd like to overturn
Posted by Sounder
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And……?
Posted by jjlocke923
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And Thomas wrote a separate concurrence specifically saying otherwise
Posted by Jackie
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Thanks for schooling his deeply unserious and insincere ass on my behalf Jackie.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "I'm thinking about engaging a lawyer."
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Maybe you should take a shot at it. Who is “they”? *
Posted by jjlocke923
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Yeah but he’s a lying sack of shit. *
Posted by ATL
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If I had a nickel for every time Alito was intellectually honest rather than a partisan hack…
Posted by DT
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Not in this economy!*
Posted by Jackie
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I think this is part of the lawsuit by the Kentucky county clerk that refused a same-sex marriage
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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now there's someone who should be sent to South Sudan*
Posted by assassin
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Both members of "Gays for Trump" are probably having a bad day.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Gay Republicans crack me up
Posted by Sounder
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And you're all out of bubble gum.
Posted by doubledown
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new signature unlocked*
Posted by VIV
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I can't imagine they're going to allow bureaucrats to determine on their own which laws to follow.
Posted by doubledown
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feel like Roberts and ACB, and maybe Kavanaugh, wouldn't be on board for that. perhaps I'm naive*
Posted by cpsteine
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90 day China tariff extension. TACO
Posted by Mrap24
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Aren’t all trumpers afraid of going to cities? Not sure Donny thought this through.*
Posted by Toonces
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Local pedophile confuses Russia with Alaska
Posted by ATL
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Putin thinks it's Russia, he's just following suit*
Posted by Sounder
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Mentally ill man has thoughts on things that didn’t happen
Posted by assassin
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Charlie Cale where art thou*
Posted by Sammich
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Is he conflating the national guard/ICE stuff with the wildfires?*
Posted by ATL
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Not really, I think his lizard stream of consciousness brain just combined the two
Posted by Sounder
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What do you think conflate means?*
Posted by ATL
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LOL, I thought it meant mixing up the two
Posted by Sounder
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we got double digit conflation *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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"let the water come down"*
Posted by Sounder
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If Trump has dementia, how would we know?*
Posted by Sounder
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WSJ: "President Trump is imitating Chinese Communist Party by extending political control ever
Posted by ATL
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The CCP isn’t really a good comparison
Posted by DT
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Party of limited government*
Posted by Sounder
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It’s no longer that
Posted by TarheelIllini
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That's been mostly bullshit since at least the 60s. *
Posted by doubledown
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never let the truth get in the way of a good story*
Posted by Sounder
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Between today’s federalized police state
Posted by Sounder
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The GOP is out of new ideas
Posted by Sounder
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Dots
Posted by TarheelIllini
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And the dumb people will fall for it. *
Posted by doubledown
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Nancy was willing to do whatever it took to stop Joe Biden from becoming potus.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Trump’s Pelosi truth was pretty messed up
Posted by Sounder
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Trump is against the ban on insider trading, so... *
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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there must be an in-group whom the law protects but does not bind
Posted by Sammich
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