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nobster should be able to tell you*

Posted by torinese

on August 5, 2026, 14:27:06, in reply to "Are there any Michiganders here?"

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Stevens accent is quite something. I don't think I realized that there was such a strong Michigan accent that is adjacent to the Wisconsin and Minnesota accent. Is that really a thing?

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contested in the primaries last night?

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Mitch McConnell will die tomorrow or shortly thereafter, having "lived" long enough to forestall a special election for his seat.

Across the river, the Republican Party has until Wednesday to replace Max Miller on the OH-13th congressional ballot, which it won't.

https://www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconnell-august-3-deadline-kentucky-special-election-explained-12265893

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        I think the malfunction was already there for most people at that level - Sammich Yesterday, 17:03:02
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Ugh, the smoke finally arrived yesterday - Sounder Yesterday, 14:52:40
So, can the Dems win the Senate in November without the Michigan seat that was - voiceofreason Yesterday, 12:41:15
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- were most of the Republicans running unopposed? Since there were 600k more... - shua Yesterday, 13:36:27
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      - Amir has zero tolerance for extremists who pervert Islam into something evil.* - assassin Yesterday, 14:01:43
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      - Maybe the only thing more powerful than a Trump endorsement is pure racism* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:05:53
        
        Seems like a guy with a 32% approval rating wouldn't ring so much* - Stu Yesterday, 13:38:48
        
        Don't forget mysogyny - Sounder Yesterday, 13:08:43
  - Barack Hussein Obama* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:03:31
- Are there any Michiganders here? - Sounder Yesterday, 12:57:31
  - nobster should be able to tell you* - torinese Yesterday, 14:27:06
- OOO - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:49:32
  - 100% this* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:55:05
  - Yeah, that's why idealists lose. Rogers is going to Willie Horton the shit out of Abdul - complainant Yesterday, 12:54:18
    - First statement out today said that Abdul thinks America deserved 9/11* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:11:31
      - Well that should wrap it up * - meanjeans Yesterday, 14:23:16
      - Seems fitting that this country, which was build on the back of racism... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:47:34
        
        Do you want to cancel Thanksgiving?* - JeffFrank Yesterday, 14:18:50
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      - That is in no way true, people are much more fungible and low-info than that* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:01:04
        
        A person, maybe. He was able to overcome a massive spending deficit and faced - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:11:33
        
        I've got more bad news for you - Sounder Yesterday, 13:16:02
        
        I don't think you're wrong, but I tend to think a lot of them are oppo and attempt - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:30:44
        
        Agreed on that, but there is still a good chunk of voters that will pick Mike over Abdul Mohamed* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:13:24
        
        For sure, but I think the vast majority of those voters are unreachable anyway. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:23:26
        
        I think you're wildly simplifying the "unreachable" factor - Sounder Yesterday, 13:29:51
        
        Maybe, but these are midterm voters. I think those tend to be a little more dialed in - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:39:16
        
        Do you think Abdul El-Sayed could have done better in the KY gov race than Andy Beshear?* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:26:01
        
        No, not even close.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:31:17
        
        Agreed, but that doesn't mesh with your ideas that these voters aren't fungible* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:42:19
        
        Both of those candidates are inextricably tied to their states and regions. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:51:22
        
        That's fair, I'll flip it, I believe Beshear would do much better in Michigan than Abdul* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:52:36
        
        Then explain Abdul beating Stevens.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:56:58
        
        That's the primary (and also ignoring the fact she's a woman too)* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 14:19:55
        
        It was a statewide election and we live in a democracy. I think it'd be riskier - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:39:44
        
        Primary voters quite frequently select the candidate that is more unelectable in the general - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 14:51:37
        
        All 3 branches of our gov't are currently controlled by crazy Republicans. They did something right* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:58:20
        
        Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:54:03
        
        Correct, and that cannot be ignored with razor thin margins - Sounder Yesterday, 13:21:32
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        Some, not all. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:40:53
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        DSA should try to win over voters instead of nuking the Democratic party from the inside - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:47:06
        
        No argument there. Trust me, as much as I say fuck the mainstream democratic party... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:49:59
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- Winning the Senate feels like an inside straight - Sounder Yesterday, 12:44:58
- No. They'll lose a seat in Michigan, and Maine is now off the table.* - complainant Yesterday, 12:42:45
  - I don't understand why everyone is dooming about Michigan. Stevens outspent AES by - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 12:50:11
    - correct, and liberals who call stevens more electable are almost as racist* - torinese Yesterday, 12:52:13
      - Hasn’t basically all the polling pointed to her being more electable in a race vs Roger’s?* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 13:38:57
        
        michigan polling is horrible* - torinese Yesterday, 14:27:55
      - Point of clarification: I don't think Stevens is more electable becasue I'm racist - Sounder Yesterday, 12:54:22
  - I think they'll still win Maine - Sounder Yesterday, 12:44:15
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- These food affordability debates seem to be coming up every few weeks - Sounder Yesterday, 12:04:53
  - On that note I was shocked by the price of a slice of pizza in NY last weekend* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 12:27:03
    - Sandwiches are pretty consistently $18-$20 in Seattle these days - Sounder Yesterday, 12:31:45
  - It's always about burritos (Chipotle variety) which is annoying for a few reasons - RVA Yesterday, 12:20:20
  - i was told "affordability" was a word the leftists made up in 2025* - VIV Yesterday, 12:15:14
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      - This works out well for me because I despise Matt Walsh and agree with the other guy. - complainant Yesterday, 13:15:25
        
        Two things can be true at the same time - Sounder Yesterday, 13:20:19
      - Matt Walsh having "no college education at all" will be the least surprising thing I learn today.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:48:02
        
        Sidejack: is it possible that the Perez Hilton meltdown from yesterday - Sounder Yesterday, 12:52:08
        
        no - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 13:08:44
  - What is the debate?* - Sammich Yesterday, 12:07:28
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        Certainly both things are true - Sounder Yesterday, 12:35:56
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        There was a place in the valley where I got ribeye for $5/lb pre-COVID. Now it's sirloin, or London - complainant Yesterday, 12:40:51
        
        Milk is one of the few things that I care to buy organic - Sounder Yesterday, 12:46:12
        
        Welp. Yeah. - complainant Yesterday, 12:59:59
        
        I'm not arguing that it shouldn't cost more - Sounder Yesterday, 13:13:51
        
        But they're not. That's the thing.* - complainant Yesterday, 13:18:57
        
        You don't think grocery prices are out of control? - Sounder Yesterday, 14:17:33
    - That you could afford to live if you made your own burrito - Sounder Yesterday, 12:09:45
Catfishing MAGA - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:16:16
- Although entertaining, it feels completely fake* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 12:00:45
  - She does this regularly. It isn't a one off.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:39:22
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      - He works asphalt in Des Moines Iowa, his favorite food is Pizza Hut, and he likes guns and dirtbikes - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 17:03:35
  - twss* - Sammich Yesterday, 12:05:26
- Just paste the link as if you were a normal person.* - complainant Yesterday, 10:31:32
  - Gotcha - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:04:50
    - the first link worked for me on my phone, because i have an active threads account - Gene Parmesan Yesterday, 11:16:24
      - neither link worked for me - Sammich Yesterday, 12:05:13
    - I'm surprised it doesn't embed itself like the others. I blame Zuckerberg.* - complainant Yesterday, 11:14:57
Is Fetterman just young, bald Trump minus the record of sexual assault now? - ATL Yesterday, 09:58:53
- He has brain damage - Sounder Yesterday, 12:02:13
  - No worries. He’s gonna get retired. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 12:59:42
- I assume he'll have to go full hog Republican if he wants to keep his seat past 2028.* - Toonces Yesterday, 10:24:38
  - He is going to get crushed in the primary by Conor Lamb* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:02:59
  - I believe they are referred to as "whole fist" Republicans. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:34:30
    - At least it is in their grindr profiles * - ATL Yesterday, 11:20:24
- so much for "America First"* - VIV Yesterday, 10:18:00
- Plus confirmed brain damage.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 10:15:46
  - This is why I always wear a helmet when riding, I don't want to get turned into a Republican. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:17:05
  - What's the over/under on combined strokes between them? 2.5?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:16:53
- I assume AIPAC is his sole source of campaign financing now. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:01:29
Not sure where to put this, but JFC this Perez Hilton situation is crazy - Sounder August 4, 2026, 23:46:17
- Unstable person is unstable. * - doubledown Yesterday, 08:04:31
- Would have been better with jizz doodles.* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 00:20:35
Guy that suspended his campaign beats Trump endorsd candidate to win the MI-08 primary* - ECEIllinois August 4, 2026, 23:11:19
- Eugene Daniels is reporting that young people didn't turn out as reliably as old people in Michigan. - complainant August 4, 2026, 23:41:09
MO Amendments 4 and 5 and Cori Bush all massive losers. - VIV August 4, 2026, 22:53:35
- MO is the best. elect Rs, reject all of their top priorities soundly, re-elect Rs next year* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 14:19:36
  - Hundy p* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 18:08:44
- All that is good for the Hillbillies, right? - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 08:39:07
  - eh?* - VIV Yesterday, 08:54:59
- *nm, map was corrected* - ghost_of_clt August 4, 2026, 23:26:35
  - yeah, every county in MO ended up overwhelmingly NO on both 4 and 5. that's remarkable. - VIV Yesterday, 08:08:55
    - I saw a quote that was attributed to AOC and I think it applies here - it's not "left v right" it's - ATL Yesterday, 10:18:28
      - Both measures were designed to bone the average voter - VIV Yesterday, 10:40:18
    - Such an interesting state politically* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 10:08:20
- Oh no! - complainant August 4, 2026, 23:04:16
Looks like the MI Dem Senate primary will end up much closer than the polls - ECEIllinois August 4, 2026, 21:25:45
- AES is a really impressive speaker* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 00:07:15
  - His ability to win a statewide election in a purple state is terrifying to me - Sounder Yesterday, 12:37:04
  - especially for a muslim* - torinese Yesterday, 08:40:51
- Crazy how much of a spending advantage (AIPAC) that she had* - UofIL6 August 4, 2026, 23:00:18
  - I think it absolutely worked against her, especially since her opponent is Muslim* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:59:56
- Big mail ballot drop in Detroit for Stevens. Going to be close* - ECEIllinois August 4, 2026, 21:33:27
  - Stevens closing message to the black community was "electability," meaning racism. - complainant August 4, 2026, 22:00:00
    - She’s polled much stronger in the general than AES* - Carl Spackler August 4, 2026, 22:51:58
      - much stronger is a bit much. abdul can beat cox* - Nobster Yesterday, 07:58:20
        
        lol...rodgers...i'm always mixing my mikes.* - Nobster Yesterday, 07:59:16
      - May not matter in the environment but Rogers probably couldn’t ask for a better result - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 00:06:02
        
        I think the name "Abdul El-Sayed" is worth 5 points to Rogers. - complainant Yesterday, 09:23:05
      - I've been hearing that water has a tangible wetness about it.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 22:57:45
        
        Water is not wet, things water touches become wet. * - Toonces August 4, 2026, 23:10:24
        
        Yeah, I was dubious.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 23:29:07
Looks like Cori Bush needs to regroup* - jfinsocal August 4, 2026, 20:53:15
US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight - MC August 4, 2026, 16:04:30
- They need to clean up what they were doing, but anti-drone tech is existential work... - LeatherneckIllini August 4, 2026, 18:26:31
  - Four people died which you acknowledged with three words. “Oh our job - Nobster August 4, 2026, 21:03:38
    - This isn’t an administration thing this is a complete safety failure of military training.* - LeatherneckIllini August 4, 2026, 21:31:26
  - I don't think anyone is saying we shouldn't have anti-drone tech. * - VIV August 4, 2026, 18:52:24
    - Maybe just test it where they can't kill anyone?* - SurfTheBoneyard August 4, 2026, 21:29:38
- Sounds like a woman or minority must have been piloting the plane.* - DT August 4, 2026, 17:33:32
  - Definitely Low T people running the experiment * - ATL August 4, 2026, 18:42:57
  - fDT* - Tortillini August 4, 2026, 18:29:41
- Good thing we’re such a hot country. Are we great (again) yet?* - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 17:14:16
GOP congress members REALLY do not want to disclose their health issues - ATL August 4, 2026, 15:23:23
UFC lost 30M on White House show - Stu August 4, 2026, 11:46:08
- Paper losses. This was a huge win for the UFC - OrangeSox August 4, 2026, 14:26:30
- ...but the media exposure Nate Bargatze got= priceless.* - KingTalkyTiki August 4, 2026, 12:38:58
- I'm glad Loreena McKennitt is doing sports now.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 12:12:49
- Didn't they just make it back in oil shorts?* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:10:33
  - Surely "non-political" Dana White made it back in the grift* - KCWildcat August 4, 2026, 12:58:36
    - Of course. He was saying before the event that they were going to lose $25-$30M. So, it stands - voiceofreason August 4, 2026, 14:03:09
Florida senator appears to be at the crux of a massive Medicare fraud. Tim Walz says every - ATL August 4, 2026, 11:33:13
- Self nit: Medicaid * - ATL August 4, 2026, 11:41:22
  - I mean of course they stole from the poors first before the olds* - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 11:43:15
- Massive Medicare fraud is a prerequisite for a Florida Senate seat.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 11:36:08
We're going to essentially cede the Strait of Hormuz to Iran, btw. - VIV August 4, 2026, 10:53:50
- at least we used all of our long range missiles to lose, though. that's good. - assassin August 4, 2026, 13:46:23
  - Bit of a misleading headline on two counts - illiniranger August 4, 2026, 21:33:46
    - This is a better framing by Reuters - illiniranger Yesterday, 06:06:05
  - no worries on that. we'll just spend hundreds of billions more to replace them* - VIV August 4, 2026, 13:47:23
    - Slow down. I think ordering them and paying for them is the best we can expect.* - Chuck Woodaby August 4, 2026, 15:26:23
      - Can we just order them and not ever pay for them? - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 15:43:59
- Hasn’t the Trump admin floated this deal like 6 times already, then backed out? - DT August 4, 2026, 11:28:34
  - Every week. Where you been?* - complainant August 4, 2026, 11:34:09
- But they are begging for a deal* - Mrap24 August 4, 2026, 11:15:17
  - That sounds like a deal worth begging for tbf* - ATL August 4, 2026, 11:30:23
- Ooo - KingTalkyTiki August 4, 2026, 11:09:11
- Plus $300 billy in reparations. They must love our dumbass president.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 11:04:58
- Of course we are. Art of the Squeal. * - doubledown August 4, 2026, 11:01:18
As expected, the GOP is rallying around the alleged abuser - ATL August 4, 2026, 09:57:58
- Jake Tapper toying with Miller like a cat with a cockroach - ATL August 4, 2026, 16:24:19
  - The interview might have gone better for Miller if he had set himself on fire.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 4, 2026, 18:06:42
    - Miller was getting gender affirming treatment - ATL August 4, 2026, 18:46:42
- These fucking people - RVA August 4, 2026, 10:23:18
  - Um, I'm siding with the Republicans here. - complainant August 4, 2026, 10:32:49
- Gym Jordan is in the vanguard, of course. - Sammich August 4, 2026, 10:18:48
Primary day - will Cori Bush get her revenge on Wesley? - jfinsocal August 4, 2026, 08:06:24
- as long as 4 & 5 lose in MO, it's all good. - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:12:40
  - I don’t think either will pass. And I’m good with that. * - harb August 4, 2026, 16:33:05
  - Right. It's not even a choice of the lesser of evils, they both suck individually. - ghost_of_clt August 4, 2026, 09:17:51
  - Amendment 5: - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:30:27
    - as if that’s enough to draw people to the Show Me (Another) State* - memyselfandillini August 4, 2026, 22:21:25
  - Amendment 4 - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:22:37
    - this is absolutey terrible, but almost across the board I despise referendums* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:24:19
      - ok* - VIV August 4, 2026, 13:17:31
    - This is terrible* - reggiedunlop August 4, 2026, 08:51:19
    - Wouldn't this be good for the one blue district? Basically veto power over the state.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 08:26:33
      - it's absolutely stupid for one district to essentially have veto power over an entire state. - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:31:26
        
        I could see a supermajority requirement, like with federal Constitutional amendments - DT August 4, 2026, 12:05:35
        
        i'd be good with a 60% supermajority* - VIV August 4, 2026, 12:08:57
        
        Normally I would agree, but I imagine Missouri is sending some real BS down the pike.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 08:35:34
        
        oh, this doesn't stop any politician-sponsored initiative. - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:38:08
        
        OIC. Enjoy voting.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 08:39:15
        
        already did! thankfully, we still have early voting* - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:43:18
- Isn't Haley Stevens cooked?* - gvibes August 4, 2026, 08:10:06
  - Between this and Wisconsin, let's hope the DSA can win some elections* - reggiedunlop August 4, 2026, 09:16:26
    - Hong is totally in over her head. At least she'll be facing somebody even crazier* - ECEIllinois August 4, 2026, 19:07:15
      - Yeah, her Thanksgiving response was a disaster* - reggiedunlop August 4, 2026, 20:10:28
  - Isn't Fisher Stevens cooked?* - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:51:22
    - Isn't Carrie Fisher dead?* - Tortillini August 4, 2026, 10:00:05
      - Fish Carrier - complainant August 4, 2026, 10:10:27
    - Isla Fisher, Steven Cook* - complainant August 4, 2026, 09:40:45
    - that dork dated Michelle Pfeiffer, AND cheated on her with a 17-year-old* - Gene Parmesan August 4, 2026, 09:34:53
  - Maybe a 5% chance on prediction markets* - jfinsocal August 4, 2026, 08:43:44
  - The only thing the DSA hates more than Republicans is Democrats.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 08:19:06
    - Slotkin only won by a few thousand votes, and she is a much better candidate* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:20:35
      - Eh. That's the general. They don't care about the general. - complainant August 4, 2026, 20:00:08
    - TBF, I'd vote against her because of her voice and accent alone* - ATL August 4, 2026, 09:12:58
      - I agree.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 09:43:23
        
        I actually liked the third candidate that dropped out better than both of them* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:48:54
- Isn't Haley Stevens cooked?* - gvibes August 4, 2026, 08:10:00
One would think a guy who appears on tv would be able to tie a better tie - Stu August 4, 2026, 06:57:48
- This drives me crazy. Be better, people.* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:19:09
- It's hardly the tie's fault, Stu.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 07:13:03
Is Mitch dead yet? - TarheelIllini August 3, 2026, 20:51:28
Some wine cellar is getting wiped out tonight… - LeatherneckIllini August 3, 2026, 19:27:26
- Lawyers never walk anywhere with a briefcase and a bankers box* - gvibes August 3, 2026, 19:36:09
  - Not to mention it’s unlikely that her office is in the White House.* - ATL August 3, 2026, 20:01:18
    - I mean we're used to terrible appearances by now, but... - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 20:29:40
      - Yep. Occam’s razor says that was just her usual Monday night Franzia * - ATL August 4, 2026, 01:58:14
  - I guess she probably should start to try putting in the work* - RVA August 3, 2026, 19:49:00
- You don’t think that’s boxed wine?* - ATL August 3, 2026, 19:33:52
- Can’t be telling the truth around here Jeanine* - PapaDels August 3, 2026, 19:29:23
Not a day goes by when a small plane doesn’t land on a highway. Why is this news? - Stu August 3, 2026, 17:47:06
Trump says Big Oil is making too much money - ATL August 3, 2026, 13:27:08
- I think the gaslight just exploded. * - memyselfandillini August 4, 2026, 22:25:34
- How much has his crime family made on insider trading since the war began?* - PapaDels August 3, 2026, 19:30:07
- he knows oil prices aren't going down anytime soon, so he wants us to blame somebody else - Sammich August 3, 2026, 13:42:53
  - high gas prices are a small price to pay so that Iran doesn't have a nuclear weapon - Sounder August 3, 2026, 13:47:42
    - no nation that would be willing to use a nuke on a civilian population should have one* - Sammich August 3, 2026, 15:06:33
      - Wait a minute, I see what you did there* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 15:07:18
- I’m sorry what. Is this real life? * - MC August 3, 2026, 13:38:00
The Iran negotiations have officially hit absurd level - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:16:40
- Lucky for the world that there’s a functioning superpower around to save their economies - DT August 3, 2026, 11:26:07
  - I honestly think the best thing that could happen - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:39:29
  - Attacking Iran to deplete the oil reserves China was saving for when they attack Taiwan. - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 11:35:05
- It’s bc iran didn’t ask for a meeting. It’s all market manipulation, which works every time* - Mrap24 August 3, 2026, 11:26:07
  - This* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 11:26:38
This checks out - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:12:06
RFK Jr. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Dumb - doubledown August 3, 2026, 10:17:11
- As terrible as he was in this interview, and it was really bad - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:13:12
Apple got a $2.2B tariff refund this quarter. - VIV August 3, 2026, 09:46:23
- I mean, this is exactly what you'd expect me to say, but I do not think Apple actually increased - ATL August 3, 2026, 10:08:47
  - lol - OrangeSox August 3, 2026, 11:36:25
  - So Chud McChuderson in Tennessee isn't getting a tariff rebate or stimmy?* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 10:40:34
  - Tim Cook isn't gonna fuck you* - VIV August 3, 2026, 10:35:56
    - I don't know. His type may be big brown bears.* - ATL August 3, 2026, 10:52:11
Trump says everything has never been better - Sounder August 3, 2026, 08:58:57
I wish I knew how BoCool was doing. No one here keeps in touch with him, right?* - Stu August 3, 2026, 08:51:14
- This reminds me, 2D came in to pitch two innings over the weekend. - doubledown August 3, 2026, 08:55:38
  - This reminds me, I'd give anything to have Leopold's hair* - Stu August 3, 2026, 09:02:06
I'm enjoying this new parody account on Twitter. - complainant August 3, 2026, 07:04:52
Mexico is planning an $8500 low speed EV. - complainant August 3, 2026, 05:41:39
- On our way home from Florida two weeks ago, we saw a truck hauling a bunch of Fiat Topolinos - ATL August 3, 2026, 10:29:39
  - 30 mph seems (barely) acceptable. 19 mph does not. - complainant August 4, 2026, 03:59:35
- Go not very far, slowly. * - doubledown August 3, 2026, 08:40:03
- You can smuggle your weed in it.* - DT August 3, 2026, 07:42:33
She already took the wedding ring off her claw - Stu August 3, 2026, 04:28:29
sheriff files amended complaint against Sunny Naqvi - Poldark August 3, 2026, 04:15:14
- I’m interested in the case against Morrison. Are they saying he was aware of the falsehood?* - ATL August 3, 2026, 06:03:40
  - yes that's what is being alleged* - Poldark August 3, 2026, 06:09:08
    - Bad if true. Wonder if there’s any kind of debate/legislative immunity available at the state level - ATL August 3, 2026, 06:27:53
      - I hate wondering, so I Googled it. - complainant August 3, 2026, 06:40:56

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