The Deuce: "Every sperm is sacred.

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"Every sperm is sacred.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki

on August 5, 2026, 16:44:39, in reply to "Pulling out is a sin. *"

Edited by KingTalkyTiki on August 5, 2026, 16:45:02

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."

- Road Rules alumn Sean Duffy, whose wife had no problem helping Puck spill some some of his.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

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Current Events - Week of MM dies, and MM (doesn't) withdraw - complainant August 3, 2026, 02:13:39

drone carrying explosive device found at German airport near Ukrainian planes - ECEIllinois 5 hours ago
I think these techbros are all mentally ill - ATL 5 hours ago
- Nerds on meth.* - Chuck Woodaby 4 hours ago
  - Rejected Duran Duran B-Side* - ATL 4 hours ago
- There are so many more valid use cases to illustrate the usefulness of AI. - doubledown 5 hours ago
Trump rally boos fallen police officer named Abdelnabi - ECEIllinois 6 hours ago
- Maybe they were at an antifa rally * - ATL 6 hours ago
  - UNC fans from 1989?* - DT 6 hours ago
    - Good pull though I think Alla spelled his name with a Y* - ATL 6 hours ago
These fuckers - ATL Yesterday, 16:26:01
- Fascism relies on punishing courage while elevating mediocrity. * - doubledown Yesterday, 16:32:31
  - And even with all this theater, these guys are almost certainly about to be confirmed - Sammich Yesterday, 16:34:47
    - Susan's got some pearls to clutch* - illini222 5 hours ago
    - I could be convinced that the responsible thing would be to not ask a single question - RVA Yesterday, 16:38:46
- I can't parse the statement, and I'm not going to watch the video - Sammich Yesterday, 16:31:27
  - Avoiding saying that any candidate since 2008 won a presidential election * - ATL 7 hours ago
*hot dog meme guy* - ATL Yesterday, 14:55:40
- TV snake oil salesman's own tonic obviously doesn't cure lack of self-awareness. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:10:34
- OG grifter mad about all these johnny come lately grifters trying to horn in. * - doubledown Yesterday, 15:08:40
  - Speaking of which Sean Duffy got millions of dollars for a road trip TV series celebrating America - ATL Yesterday, 15:50:09
    - Nine kids!!!* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 16:24:29
      - Pulling out is a sin. * - doubledown Yesterday, 16:30:23
        
        "Every sperm is sacred. - KingTalkyTiki 7 hours ago
- He is in the team picture for most punchable face of the Trump administration* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:57:10
  - Fuck Oprah - bjl63 Yesterday, 15:39:44
    - She was also pretty Trump friendly* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:52:11
      - georgecarlinbigclub.mp3* - Sammich Yesterday, 15:56:38
        
        Jokes aside, there are few better examples of what fame and fortune can do to a person - Sounder Yesterday, 16:17:34
        
        I think the malfunction was already there for most people at that level - Sammich 7 hours ago
  - Nobody comes close to Hassett* - Tortillini Yesterday, 15:00:27
    - He's probably number 1, but Lutnick and Hegseth are up there.* - Warrin'_Illini 6 hours ago
    - Brendan Carr is a dark horse candidate here * - ATL 7 hours ago
    - Vought takes the cake for me* - PDO Yesterday, 15:19:04
      - He’s my distant runner up.* - Tortillini Yesterday, 16:25:36
      - With you always * - Jackie Yesterday, 15:35:50
    - Bessent is probably second for me, but agree with Hassett* - Gene Parmesan Yesterday, 15:17:01
    - I would risk a prison term to cave in Bessent's face - Stu Yesterday, 15:09:32
    - Bessent, Hegseth, RFK Jr, so many to choose from* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:03:16
    - Bessent, Hegseth, RFK Jr, so many to choose from* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:03:13
Ugh, the smoke finally arrived yesterday - Sounder Yesterday, 14:52:40
So, can the Dems win the Senate in November without the Michigan seat that was - voiceofreason Yesterday, 12:41:15
- Justin Amash thinks El-Sayed will win - ECEIllinois 6 hours ago
- were most of the Republicans running unopposed? Since there were 600k more... - shua Yesterday, 13:36:27
- Kalshi says 45%* - Stu Yesterday, 13:33:00
- I still think he will win, but his middle name will be known by every single person in MI* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:00:31
  - He won't be picking up many voters from across the aisle in MI-08 - RVA Yesterday, 13:03:45
    - LOL that Amir Hassan's ballotopedia bio lists his religion as Christian* - ATL Yesterday, 13:27:51
      - Amir has zero tolerance for extremists who pervert Islam into something evil.* - assassin Yesterday, 14:01:43
    - That result is quite the warning sign and a pretty good indicator of where a good portion of voters - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:05:16
      - Maybe the only thing more powerful than a Trump endorsement is pure racism* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:05:53
        
        Seems like a guy with a 32% approval rating wouldn't ring so much* - Stu Yesterday, 13:38:48
        
        Don't forget mysogyny - Sounder Yesterday, 13:08:43
  - Barack Hussein Obama* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:03:31
- Are there any Michiganders here? - Sounder Yesterday, 12:57:31
  - nobster should be able to tell you* - torinese Yesterday, 14:27:06
- OOO - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:49:32
  - 100% this* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:55:05
  - Yeah, that's why idealists lose. Rogers is going to Willie Horton the shit out of Abdul - complainant Yesterday, 12:54:18
    - First statement out today said that Abdul thinks America deserved 9/11* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:11:31
      - Well that should wrap it up * - meanjeans Yesterday, 14:23:16
      - Seems fitting that this country, which was build on the back of racism... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:47:34
        
        Do you want to cancel Thanksgiving?* - JeffFrank Yesterday, 14:18:50
    - If people are still voting for Republicans after the past 2 years, there is no way - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:00:30
      - That is in no way true, people are much more fungible and low-info than that* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:01:04
        
        A person, maybe. He was able to overcome a massive spending deficit and faced - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:11:33
        
        I've got more bad news for you - Sounder Yesterday, 13:16:02
        
        I don't think you're wrong, but I tend to think a lot of them are oppo and attempt - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:30:44
        
        Agreed on that, but there is still a good chunk of voters that will pick Mike over Abdul Mohamed* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:13:24
        
        For sure, but I think the vast majority of those voters are unreachable anyway. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:23:26
        
        I think you're wildly simplifying the "unreachable" factor - Sounder Yesterday, 13:29:51
        
        Maybe, but these are midterm voters. I think those tend to be a little more dialed in - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:39:16
        
        Do you think Abdul El-Sayed could have done better in the KY gov race than Andy Beshear?* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:26:01
        
        No, not even close.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:31:17
        
        Agreed, but that doesn't mesh with your ideas that these voters aren't fungible* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:42:19
        
        Both of those candidates are inextricably tied to their states and regions. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:51:22
        
        That's fair, I'll flip it, I believe Beshear would do much better in Michigan than Abdul* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:52:36
        
        Then explain Abdul beating Stevens.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 13:56:58
        
        That's the primary (and also ignoring the fact she's a woman too)* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 14:19:55
        
        It was a statewide election and we live in a democracy. I think it'd be riskier - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:39:44
        
        Primary voters quite frequently select the candidate that is more unelectable in the general - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 14:51:37
        
        All 3 branches of our gov't are currently controlled by crazy Republicans. They did something right* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:58:20
        
        Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:54:03
        
        Correct, and that cannot be ignored with razor thin margins - Sounder Yesterday, 13:21:32
    - Meh. I used to vote "non-dealist" and look at the fucking shitshow that got us. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:59:23
      - But you also strongly agree with DSA principles, generally. - complainant Yesterday, 13:04:24
        
        Some, not all. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:40:53
      - I hope you're right, but I'm just not there yet - Sounder Yesterday, 13:01:36
        
        Meh, fuck the mainstream democratic party at this point. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:05:23
        
        DSA should try to win over voters instead of nuking the Democratic party from the inside - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 13:47:06
        
        No argument there. Trust me, as much as I say fuck the mainstream democratic party... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:49:59
    - Trump is already setting the table - Sounder Yesterday, 12:56:10
- Winning the Senate feels like an inside straight - Sounder Yesterday, 12:44:58
- No. They'll lose a seat in Michigan, and Maine is now off the table.* - complainant Yesterday, 12:42:45
  - I don't understand why everyone is dooming about Michigan. Stevens outspent AES by - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 12:50:11
    - correct, and liberals who call stevens more electable are almost as racist* - torinese Yesterday, 12:52:13
      - Hasn’t basically all the polling pointed to her being more electable in a race vs Roger’s?* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 13:38:57
        
        michigan polling is horrible* - torinese Yesterday, 14:27:55
      - Point of clarification: I don't think Stevens is more electable becasue I'm racist - Sounder Yesterday, 12:54:22
  - I think they'll still win Maine - Sounder Yesterday, 12:44:15
Looks like the $20 burrito debate on Twitter will be a fun day - Sounder Yesterday, 12:01:31
- These food affordability debates seem to be coming up every few weeks - Sounder Yesterday, 12:04:53
  - On that note I was shocked by the price of a slice of pizza in NY last weekend* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 12:27:03
    - Sandwiches are pretty consistently $18-$20 in Seattle these days - Sounder Yesterday, 12:31:45
  - It's always about burritos (Chipotle variety) which is annoying for a few reasons - RVA Yesterday, 12:20:20
  - i was told "affordability" was a word the leftists made up in 2025* - VIV Yesterday, 12:15:14
    - It gets scary when I start agreeing with Matt Walsh - Sounder Yesterday, 12:24:05
      - This works out well for me because I despise Matt Walsh and agree with the other guy. - complainant Yesterday, 13:15:25
        
        Two things can be true at the same time - Sounder Yesterday, 13:20:19
      - Matt Walsh having "no college education at all" will be the least surprising thing I learn today.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:48:02
        
        Sidejack: is it possible that the Perez Hilton meltdown from yesterday - Sounder Yesterday, 12:52:08
        
        no - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 13:08:44
  - What is the debate?* - Sammich Yesterday, 12:07:28
    - Sounder is implying that the inflation crisis is greatly exaggerated, and mostly a product of lazy - complainant Yesterday, 12:10:58
      - Young people are generally dumb about money but grocery prices are way higher - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 12:27:27
        
        Certainly both things are true - Sounder Yesterday, 12:35:56
      - Woah, let's pump the brakes here - Sounder Yesterday, 12:25:36
        
        There was a place in the valley where I got ribeye for $5/lb pre-COVID. Now it's sirloin, or London - complainant Yesterday, 12:40:51
        
        Milk is one of the few things that I care to buy organic - Sounder Yesterday, 12:46:12
        
        Welp. Yeah. - complainant Yesterday, 12:59:59
        
        I'm not arguing that it shouldn't cost more - Sounder Yesterday, 13:13:51
        
        But they're not. That's the thing.* - complainant Yesterday, 13:18:57
        
        You don't think grocery prices are out of control? - Sounder Yesterday, 14:17:33
    - That you could afford to live if you made your own burrito - Sounder Yesterday, 12:09:45
Catfishing MAGA - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:16:16
- Although entertaining, it feels completely fake* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 12:00:45
  - She does this regularly. It isn't a one off.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:39:22
    - Okay, but man that dude sounds totally gullible - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 16:22:10
      - He works asphalt in Des Moines Iowa, his favorite food is Pizza Hut, and he likes guns and dirtbikes - KingTalkyTiki 7 hours ago
  - twss* - Sammich Yesterday, 12:05:26
- Just paste the link as if you were a normal person.* - complainant Yesterday, 10:31:32
  - Gotcha - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:04:50
    - the first link worked for me on my phone, because i have an active threads account - Gene Parmesan Yesterday, 11:16:24
      - neither link worked for me - Sammich Yesterday, 12:05:13
    - I'm surprised it doesn't embed itself like the others. I blame Zuckerberg.* - complainant Yesterday, 11:14:57
Is Fetterman just young, bald Trump minus the record of sexual assault now? - ATL Yesterday, 09:58:53
- He has brain damage - Sounder Yesterday, 12:02:13
  - No worries. He’s gonna get retired. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 12:59:42
- I assume he'll have to go full hog Republican if he wants to keep his seat past 2028.* - Toonces Yesterday, 10:24:38
  - He is going to get crushed in the primary by Conor Lamb* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:02:59
  - I believe they are referred to as "whole fist" Republicans. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:34:30
    - At least it is in their grindr profiles * - ATL Yesterday, 11:20:24
- so much for "America First"* - VIV Yesterday, 10:18:00
- Plus confirmed brain damage.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 10:15:46
  - This is why I always wear a helmet when riding, I don't want to get turned into a Republican. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:17:05
  - What's the over/under on combined strokes between them? 2.5?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:16:53
- I assume AIPAC is his sole source of campaign financing now. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:01:29
Not sure where to put this, but JFC this Perez Hilton situation is crazy - Sounder August 4, 2026, 23:46:17
- Unstable person is unstable. * - doubledown Yesterday, 08:04:31
- Would have been better with jizz doodles.* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 00:20:35
Guy that suspended his campaign beats Trump endorsd candidate to win the MI-08 primary* - ECEIllinois August 4, 2026, 23:11:19
- Eugene Daniels is reporting that young people didn't turn out as reliably as old people in Michigan. - complainant August 4, 2026, 23:41:09
MO Amendments 4 and 5 and Cori Bush all massive losers. - VIV August 4, 2026, 22:53:35
- MO is the best. elect Rs, reject all of their top priorities soundly, re-elect Rs next year* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 14:19:36
  - Hundy p* - reggiedunlop 6 hours ago
- All that is good for the Hillbillies, right? - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 08:39:07
  - eh?* - VIV Yesterday, 08:54:59
- *nm, map was corrected* - ghost_of_clt August 4, 2026, 23:26:35
  - yeah, every county in MO ended up overwhelmingly NO on both 4 and 5. that's remarkable. - VIV Yesterday, 08:08:55
    - I saw a quote that was attributed to AOC and I think it applies here - it's not "left v right" it's - ATL Yesterday, 10:18:28
      - Both measures were designed to bone the average voter - VIV Yesterday, 10:40:18
    - Such an interesting state politically* - reggiedunlop Yesterday, 10:08:20
- Oh no! - complainant August 4, 2026, 23:04:16
Looks like the MI Dem Senate primary will end up much closer than the polls - ECEIllinois August 4, 2026, 21:25:45
- AES is a really impressive speaker* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 00:07:15
  - His ability to win a statewide election in a purple state is terrifying to me - Sounder Yesterday, 12:37:04
  - especially for a muslim* - torinese Yesterday, 08:40:51
- Crazy how much of a spending advantage (AIPAC) that she had* - UofIL6 August 4, 2026, 23:00:18
  - I think it absolutely worked against her, especially since her opponent is Muslim* - Sounder Yesterday, 12:59:56
- Big mail ballot drop in Detroit for Stevens. Going to be close* - ECEIllinois August 4, 2026, 21:33:27
  - Stevens closing message to the black community was "electability," meaning racism. - complainant August 4, 2026, 22:00:00
    - She’s polled much stronger in the general than AES* - Carl Spackler August 4, 2026, 22:51:58
      - much stronger is a bit much. abdul can beat cox* - Nobster Yesterday, 07:58:20
        
        lol...rodgers...i'm always mixing my mikes.* - Nobster Yesterday, 07:59:16
      - May not matter in the environment but Rogers probably couldn’t ask for a better result - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 00:06:02
        
        I think the name "Abdul El-Sayed" is worth 5 points to Rogers. - complainant Yesterday, 09:23:05
      - I've been hearing that water has a tangible wetness about it.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 22:57:45
        
        Water is not wet, things water touches become wet. * - Toonces August 4, 2026, 23:10:24
        
        Yeah, I was dubious.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 23:29:07
Looks like Cori Bush needs to regroup* - jfinsocal August 4, 2026, 20:53:15
US Military Accidentally Killed Everybody on Board a Civilian Medevac Flight - MC August 4, 2026, 16:04:30
- They need to clean up what they were doing, but anti-drone tech is existential work... - LeatherneckIllini August 4, 2026, 18:26:31
  - Four people died which you acknowledged with three words. “Oh our job - Nobster August 4, 2026, 21:03:38
    - This isn’t an administration thing this is a complete safety failure of military training.* - LeatherneckIllini August 4, 2026, 21:31:26
  - I don't think anyone is saying we shouldn't have anti-drone tech. * - VIV August 4, 2026, 18:52:24
    - Maybe just test it where they can't kill anyone?* - SurfTheBoneyard August 4, 2026, 21:29:38
- Sounds like a woman or minority must have been piloting the plane.* - DT August 4, 2026, 17:33:32
  - Definitely Low T people running the experiment * - ATL August 4, 2026, 18:42:57
  - fDT* - Tortillini August 4, 2026, 18:29:41
- Good thing we’re such a hot country. Are we great (again) yet?* - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 17:14:16
GOP congress members REALLY do not want to disclose their health issues - ATL August 4, 2026, 15:23:23
UFC lost 30M on White House show - Stu August 4, 2026, 11:46:08
- Paper losses. This was a huge win for the UFC - OrangeSox August 4, 2026, 14:26:30
- ...but the media exposure Nate Bargatze got= priceless.* - KingTalkyTiki August 4, 2026, 12:38:58
- I'm glad Loreena McKennitt is doing sports now.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 12:12:49
- Didn't they just make it back in oil shorts?* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:10:33
  - Surely "non-political" Dana White made it back in the grift* - KCWildcat August 4, 2026, 12:58:36
    - Of course. He was saying before the event that they were going to lose $25-$30M. So, it stands - voiceofreason August 4, 2026, 14:03:09
Florida senator appears to be at the crux of a massive Medicare fraud. Tim Walz says every - ATL August 4, 2026, 11:33:13
- Self nit: Medicaid * - ATL August 4, 2026, 11:41:22
  - I mean of course they stole from the poors first before the olds* - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 11:43:15
- Massive Medicare fraud is a prerequisite for a Florida Senate seat.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 11:36:08
We're going to essentially cede the Strait of Hormuz to Iran, btw. - VIV August 4, 2026, 10:53:50
- at least we used all of our long range missiles to lose, though. that's good. - assassin August 4, 2026, 13:46:23
  - Bit of a misleading headline on two counts - illiniranger August 4, 2026, 21:33:46
    - This is a better framing by Reuters - illiniranger Yesterday, 06:06:05
  - no worries on that. we'll just spend hundreds of billions more to replace them* - VIV August 4, 2026, 13:47:23
    - Slow down. I think ordering them and paying for them is the best we can expect.* - Chuck Woodaby August 4, 2026, 15:26:23
      - Can we just order them and not ever pay for them? - DocWalk20 August 4, 2026, 15:43:59
- Hasn’t the Trump admin floated this deal like 6 times already, then backed out? - DT August 4, 2026, 11:28:34
  - Every week. Where you been?* - complainant August 4, 2026, 11:34:09
- But they are begging for a deal* - Mrap24 August 4, 2026, 11:15:17
  - That sounds like a deal worth begging for tbf* - ATL August 4, 2026, 11:30:23
- Ooo - KingTalkyTiki August 4, 2026, 11:09:11
- Plus $300 billy in reparations. They must love our dumbass president.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 11:04:58
- Of course we are. Art of the Squeal. * - doubledown August 4, 2026, 11:01:18
As expected, the GOP is rallying around the alleged abuser - ATL August 4, 2026, 09:57:58
- Jake Tapper toying with Miller like a cat with a cockroach - ATL August 4, 2026, 16:24:19
  - The interview might have gone better for Miller if he had set himself on fire.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 4, 2026, 18:06:42
    - Miller was getting gender affirming treatment - ATL August 4, 2026, 18:46:42
- These fucking people - RVA August 4, 2026, 10:23:18
  - Um, I'm siding with the Republicans here. - complainant August 4, 2026, 10:32:49
- Gym Jordan is in the vanguard, of course. - Sammich August 4, 2026, 10:18:48
Primary day - will Cori Bush get her revenge on Wesley? - jfinsocal August 4, 2026, 08:06:24
- as long as 4 & 5 lose in MO, it's all good. - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:12:40
  - I don’t think either will pass. And I’m good with that. * - harb August 4, 2026, 16:33:05
  - Right. It's not even a choice of the lesser of evils, they both suck individually. - ghost_of_clt August 4, 2026, 09:17:51
  - Amendment 5: - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:30:27
    - as if that’s enough to draw people to the Show Me (Another) State* - memyselfandillini August 4, 2026, 22:21:25
  - Amendment 4 - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:22:37
    - this is absolutey terrible, but almost across the board I despise referendums* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:24:19
      - ok* - VIV August 4, 2026, 13:17:31
    - This is terrible* - reggiedunlop August 4, 2026, 08:51:19
    - Wouldn't this be good for the one blue district? Basically veto power over the state.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 08:26:33
      - it's absolutely stupid for one district to essentially have veto power over an entire state. - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:31:26
        
        I could see a supermajority requirement, like with federal Constitutional amendments - DT August 4, 2026, 12:05:35
        
        i'd be good with a 60% supermajority* - VIV August 4, 2026, 12:08:57
        
        Normally I would agree, but I imagine Missouri is sending some real BS down the pike.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 08:35:34
        
        oh, this doesn't stop any politician-sponsored initiative. - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:38:08
        
        OIC. Enjoy voting.* - Warrin'_Illini August 4, 2026, 08:39:15
        
        already did! thankfully, we still have early voting* - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:43:18
- Isn't Haley Stevens cooked?* - gvibes August 4, 2026, 08:10:06
  - Between this and Wisconsin, let's hope the DSA can win some elections* - reggiedunlop August 4, 2026, 09:16:26
    - Hong is totally in over her head. At least she'll be facing somebody even crazier* - ECEIllinois August 4, 2026, 19:07:15
      - Yeah, her Thanksgiving response was a disaster* - reggiedunlop August 4, 2026, 20:10:28
  - Isn't Fisher Stevens cooked?* - VIV August 4, 2026, 08:51:22
    - Isn't Carrie Fisher dead?* - Tortillini August 4, 2026, 10:00:05
      - Fish Carrier - complainant August 4, 2026, 10:10:27
    - Isla Fisher, Steven Cook* - complainant August 4, 2026, 09:40:45
    - that dork dated Michelle Pfeiffer, AND cheated on her with a 17-year-old* - Gene Parmesan August 4, 2026, 09:34:53
  - Maybe a 5% chance on prediction markets* - jfinsocal August 4, 2026, 08:43:44
  - The only thing the DSA hates more than Republicans is Democrats.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 08:19:06
    - Slotkin only won by a few thousand votes, and she is a much better candidate* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:20:35
      - Eh. That's the general. They don't care about the general. - complainant August 4, 2026, 20:00:08
    - TBF, I'd vote against her because of her voice and accent alone* - ATL August 4, 2026, 09:12:58
      - I agree.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 09:43:23
        
        I actually liked the third candidate that dropped out better than both of them* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:48:54
- Isn't Haley Stevens cooked?* - gvibes August 4, 2026, 08:10:00
One would think a guy who appears on tv would be able to tie a better tie - Stu August 4, 2026, 06:57:48
- This drives me crazy. Be better, people.* - Sounder August 4, 2026, 12:19:09
- It's hardly the tie's fault, Stu.* - complainant August 4, 2026, 07:13:03
Is Mitch dead yet? - TarheelIllini August 3, 2026, 20:51:28
Some wine cellar is getting wiped out tonight… - LeatherneckIllini August 3, 2026, 19:27:26
- Lawyers never walk anywhere with a briefcase and a bankers box* - gvibes August 3, 2026, 19:36:09
  - Not to mention it’s unlikely that her office is in the White House.* - ATL August 3, 2026, 20:01:18
    - I mean we're used to terrible appearances by now, but... - SurfTheBoneyard August 3, 2026, 20:29:40
      - Yep. Occam’s razor says that was just her usual Monday night Franzia * - ATL August 4, 2026, 01:58:14
  - I guess she probably should start to try putting in the work* - RVA August 3, 2026, 19:49:00
- You don’t think that’s boxed wine?* - ATL August 3, 2026, 19:33:52
- Can’t be telling the truth around here Jeanine* - PapaDels August 3, 2026, 19:29:23
Not a day goes by when a small plane doesn’t land on a highway. Why is this news? - Stu August 3, 2026, 17:47:06
Trump says Big Oil is making too much money - ATL August 3, 2026, 13:27:08
- I think the gaslight just exploded. * - memyselfandillini August 4, 2026, 22:25:34
- How much has his crime family made on insider trading since the war began?* - PapaDels August 3, 2026, 19:30:07
- he knows oil prices aren't going down anytime soon, so he wants us to blame somebody else - Sammich August 3, 2026, 13:42:53
  - high gas prices are a small price to pay so that Iran doesn't have a nuclear weapon - Sounder August 3, 2026, 13:47:42
    - no nation that would be willing to use a nuke on a civilian population should have one* - Sammich August 3, 2026, 15:06:33
      - Wait a minute, I see what you did there* - Sounder August 3, 2026, 15:07:18
- I’m sorry what. Is this real life? * - MC August 3, 2026, 13:38:00
The Iran negotiations have officially hit absurd level - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:16:40
- Lucky for the world that there’s a functioning superpower around to save their economies - DT August 3, 2026, 11:26:07
  - I honestly think the best thing that could happen - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:39:29
  - Attacking Iran to deplete the oil reserves China was saving for when they attack Taiwan. - Carl Spackler August 3, 2026, 11:35:05
- It’s bc iran didn’t ask for a meeting. It’s all market manipulation, which works every time* - Mrap24 August 3, 2026, 11:26:07
  - This* - UofIL6 August 3, 2026, 11:26:38
This checks out - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:12:06
RFK Jr. Extremely Loud & Incredibly Dumb - doubledown August 3, 2026, 10:17:11
- As terrible as he was in this interview, and it was really bad - Sounder August 3, 2026, 11:13:12
Apple got a $2.2B tariff refund this quarter. - VIV August 3, 2026, 09:46:23
- I mean, this is exactly what you'd expect me to say, but I do not think Apple actually increased - ATL August 3, 2026, 10:08:47
  - lol - OrangeSox August 3, 2026, 11:36:25
  - So Chud McChuderson in Tennessee isn't getting a tariff rebate or stimmy?* - Warrin'_Illini August 3, 2026, 10:40:34
  - Tim Cook isn't gonna fuck you* - VIV August 3, 2026, 10:35:56
    - I don't know. His type may be big brown bears.* - ATL August 3, 2026, 10:52:11
Trump says everything has never been better - Sounder August 3, 2026, 08:58:57
I wish I knew how BoCool was doing. No one here keeps in touch with him, right?* - Stu August 3, 2026, 08:51:14
- This reminds me, 2D came in to pitch two innings over the weekend. - doubledown August 3, 2026, 08:55:38
  - This reminds me, I'd give anything to have Leopold's hair* - Stu August 3, 2026, 09:02:06
I'm enjoying this new parody account on Twitter. - complainant August 3, 2026, 07:04:52
Mexico is planning an $8500 low speed EV. - complainant August 3, 2026, 05:41:39
- On our way home from Florida two weeks ago, we saw a truck hauling a bunch of Fiat Topolinos - ATL August 3, 2026, 10:29:39
  - 30 mph seems (barely) acceptable. 19 mph does not. - complainant August 4, 2026, 03:59:35
- Go not very far, slowly. * - doubledown August 3, 2026, 08:40:03
- You can smuggle your weed in it.* - DT August 3, 2026, 07:42:33
She already took the wedding ring off her claw - Stu August 3, 2026, 04:28:29
sheriff files amended complaint against Sunny Naqvi - Poldark August 3, 2026, 04:15:14
- I’m interested in the case against Morrison. Are they saying he was aware of the falsehood?* - ATL August 3, 2026, 06:03:40
  - yes that's what is being alleged* - Poldark August 3, 2026, 06:09:08
    - Bad if true. Wonder if there’s any kind of debate/legislative immunity available at the state level - ATL August 3, 2026, 06:27:53
      - I hate wondering, so I Googled it. - complainant August 3, 2026, 06:40:56

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