the patient seems to be crashing after the successful operation Archived Message Posted by Sammich on April 10, 2025, 11:44:46, in reply to "stonk go down*" Trump needs to have an unrelated conversation with Wilson or Cuddy, so he can seize on something they say to unravel the mystery and save everything at the eleventh hour Message Thread: | This response ↓ Week of 07-April thread about politics and related topics - timmer April 7, 2025, 6:28:25 Only the dumbest people would support an administration that employs Peter Navarro - ATL April 13, 2025, 21:08:40 Why is the reporter doing a Martin Prince impression?* - complainant April 13, 2025, 21:30:47 67% voted for Trump so they're in control of their own destiny in that county* - longsnapper April 13, 2025, 21:21:07 China suspends export of rare earth minerals - larue33 April 13, 2025, 20:16:19 Trump is just about begging Xi to call him. No dice. - Stu April 13, 2025, 20:59:58 The dankest of memes - complainant April 14, 2025, 0:52:29 Good thing we pissed off Canada and burned that bridge - opey8 April 13, 2025, 20:18:42 why travel all the way to Greenland when Canada's right there?* - Sammich April 13, 2025, 20:33:06 CNBC reporter talking abt a massive shift away from US assets - ATL April 13, 2025, 19:18:27 Russia bombed civilians again, killing 39, injured 80. Pesky Zelenskyy holding up peace still I see* - MC April 13, 2025, 16:48:26 Trump’s physical released. Says he’s 224 lbs. - VIV April 13, 2025, 15:32:59 Lol - Mrap24 April 14, 2025, 7:03:17 you guys are concerned about cognitively able a president is - Tooldresser April 13, 2025, 17:09:53 "you guys"?? i was calling biden "pudding brain" for 4 years. * - VIV April 14, 2025, 7:56:55 The Democrats quite literally forced Biden to not run for reelection because of it. - OB25 April 13, 2025, 19:26:21 It’s almost like he’s arguing in bad faith* - shua April 13, 2025, 20:14:05 He is a disingenuous shithead* - opey8 April 13, 2025, 20:15:50 I disagree. I think he's sincere. But, yeah, dumb.* - complainant April 13, 2025, 20:50:56 Right…nonsense to say it’s new* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 20:11:58 So…you weren’t. And now you’re not again? * - assassin April 13, 2025, 17:18:38 I'm sure it's on his mind. He's having trouble writing comprehensible sentences.* - complainant April 13, 2025, 18:20:04 You’re not …. Now!!!!!!* - ATL April 13, 2025, 17:16:13 uh, everyone was concerned a year ago* - Stu April 13, 2025, 17:13:23 Right. The incumbent was declining and not trying to destroy American society. - ATL April 13, 2025, 17:17:47 Down from 239. All those golf championships * - timmer April 13, 2025, 16:02:03 But up from 215 at his Atlanta booking/mugshot* - shua April 13, 2025, 16:29:46 Are you accounting for the gravitational anomaly in downtown Atlanta that caused Mugsy Bouges’s mad - ATL April 13, 2025, 16:41:37 Finally the clarity the market has been looking for - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 15:23:26 I am familiar with Hanlon’s Razor, but maybe this is an opportunity for more insider trading?* - ATL April 13, 2025, 15:34:41 As much of a shit show as this looks like in the media, it’s even worse behind the scenes.* - Carl Spackler April 13, 2025, 15:32:55 Ivermectin crowd now poisoning their kids with Vitamin A - ATL April 13, 2025, 13:59:32 Somebody tried to kill Josh Shapiro and his family on the 1st night of Passover - CanHartlebHireSnider April 13, 2025, 13:37:02 Is this a good time to travel abroad? I think it might be. I'm looking at South Pacific deals. - complainant April 13, 2025, 12:18:07 We were hoping to go visit my wife’s family in Czech and Slovakia this summer - TarheelIllini April 13, 2025, 15:53:16 Look at AF or French Bee to Tahiti. Delta just shut down their flight to PPT but AF and FB - ATL April 13, 2025, 12:47:50 I researched the Bee for a Eurotrip a few months ago. The seats don't recline much, right? - complainant April 13, 2025, 13:43:56 I’d pay more to be in a non-recline section.* - DT April 13, 2025, 15:32:06 Yes, I like that about Spirit. But not for 8-10 hours.* - complainant April 13, 2025, 16:00:52 It’s a low cost carrier so probably. I did it in DL Comfort + at 6’2” and it was fine. - ATL April 13, 2025, 13:49:41 Well, you're younger than I am, too. There are some things my body just won't do anymore. - complainant April 13, 2025, 13:57:33 Do you run marathons? Anything?* - Stu April 13, 2025, 15:23:43 Do you get sex?* - Tortillini April 13, 2025, 15:09:40 I remember how it works. It was more fun before AIDS, I know that.* - complainant April 13, 2025, 15:12:07 Do you lift weights?* - Stu April 13, 2025, 14:59:24 Premium Economy (different class) offers more recline for more $$$ than C+. - ATL April 13, 2025, 14:01:22 Five classes on one plane, and coach shares a coffee can to piss in? - complainant April 13, 2025, 14:48:44 Four. Don’t think there’s D1 on the 767 they use(d) for that route * - ATL April 13, 2025, 15:09:33 Based on the international travel numbers, airlines gonna struggle to fill planes. - Carl Spackler April 13, 2025, 12:39:02 These surveys don't look great for Trump - UofIL6 April 13, 2025, 11:44:01 “Add jobs”??? He’s already paused tariffs and exempted electronics from China…. - shua April 13, 2025, 13:49:57 Yeah but what about children’s toys and MAGA hats? People in Youngstown and Eau Claire - ATL April 13, 2025, 13:51:32 lol at 91% of republicans thinking Trump has a plan. * - VIV April 13, 2025, 13:29:28 ooo - ATL April 13, 2025, 13:47:56 It turns out people don’t like ratfucking the global economy* - Sounder April 13, 2025, 12:32:23 Fun fact - Mrap24 April 13, 2025, 10:30:23 Lmao. “Frequent victories in golf events” made it into trump’s medical report - snipes824 April 13, 2025, 9:40:10 And not as a symptom of being delusional I assume.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 13, 2025, 10:13:50 Saving american manufacturing by exempting end products but not manufacturing inputs from tariffs. - gvibes April 13, 2025, 9:22:05 What exactly would you do differently if you wanted to increase offshoring of manufacturing?* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 10:22:07 You can't be serious - Quiz April 13, 2025, 10:34:44 I’m not sure what point you’re making here - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 10:39:04 DOGE, which is certainly lying about even this number, misses its target by 85% - ATL April 13, 2025, 6:46:12 If you can't trust Elon to keep his word, who can you trust?* - longsnapper April 13, 2025, 7:24:01 WTF? - ATL April 12, 2025, 12:23:04 She got outplayed badly by Trump. Bad week for her* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 12, 2025, 13:07:45 The key to dealing with republicans is to always assume bad faith behavior unless overwhelming - ATL April 13, 2025, 8:44:39 My old office about to get eviscerated. I can’t tell you (literally) how much they did to keep you - LeatherneckIllini April 12, 2025, 10:33:40 Meh. Not sure we deserve protecting. * - doubledown April 13, 2025, 7:15:50 I'm sure Hegseth will tell us in a week or so anyway* - longsnapper April 12, 2025, 10:43:20 can you add me to the signal chat? i'll pm you my number* - lcubed April 12, 2025, 12:08:03 Which one?* - LeatherneckIllini April 12, 2025, 13:15:27 Sure you can tell us. You're retired now.* - complainant April 12, 2025, 10:37:03 Countries now advertising on YouTube about how they’re predictable while the world is upside down - ATL April 12, 2025, 9:25:51 Smartphones, computers, chips exempted from tariffs - biclops April 12, 2025, 8:49:13 I think this is basically it. The goal such that there is one is complete authoritarian control - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 10:49:45 Talk about a news dump. What outlandish thing is he going to say/do to bury this?* - VIV April 12, 2025, 10:37:12 Seems like the opposite of a dump and a good development to me. Crypto market likes it, should - Toonces April 12, 2025, 10:40:44 It’s unquestionably the right decision, but it’s completely antithetical to his crusade. * - VIV April 12, 2025, 23:32:41 Who gives a shit what crypto markets do? It's just another grift* - longsnapper April 12, 2025, 10:52:59 I think Trump not doing tariffs is a good thing, even if he’s just taking bribes to have them lifted - Toonces April 12, 2025, 11:00:53 Total coincidence that Apple had a large bid yesterday afternoon. Nothing shady* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 10:28:08 lolwut. Tim Cook just bought 100M of Trump Coin.* - cpsteine April 12, 2025, 9:49:27 Donnie backdown* - Mrap24 April 12, 2025, 9:47:53 THE ART OF THE DEAL!!!* - shua April 12, 2025, 10:08:54 LOL. What a joke. What about birthday candles?* - HamptonSki April 12, 2025, 9:02:41 So the largest category of imports from China. So much winning for Trump!!* - shua April 12, 2025, 9:01:41 DHS is telling US citizens that their parole is being canceled and they should self deport. - ATL April 12, 2025, 7:42:49 Would be funny if Elon got one of those emails - Dilbert April 12, 2025, 8:01:27 That’s surely just a scam email, right?* - OB25 April 12, 2025, 7:47:40 It’s a scam alright + - ATL April 12, 2025, 7:50:37 On the plus side, nobody hates us for our freedom any more.* - DT April 11, 2025, 21:17:48 Haah, but in a saad waay.* - Tortillini April 12, 2025, 0:22:16 Kneel before saad waay - ATL April 12, 2025, 7:39:20 the american taliban are on the march in the state department - assassin April 11, 2025, 20:13:31 Yeah, they sure love the flag. - doubledown April 11, 2025, 19:05:17 ooo - opey8 April 11, 2025, 21:14:42 Balling up the flag like that is a metaphor * - ATL April 11, 2025, 19:24:20 Could be worse. He could have knelt in silent protest, but that's way too disrespectful. - longsnapper April 11, 2025, 19:21:50 Trump to deport all nine Supreme Court justices to El Salvador - Stu April 11, 2025, 17:56:48 In a move I’m sure Potomac and jjbop will laud, SSA public facing comms shifting exclusively to Twit - ATL April 11, 2025, 17:13:33 jjbop? No* - jjlocke923 April 11, 2025, 20:25:55 pfft, big whoop - Sammich April 11, 2025, 17:23:39 The long standing republican dream of turning the country into an African kleptocracy only took a - ATL April 11, 2025, 17:40:06 Donnie back down at it again - Mrap24 April 11, 2025, 15:32:08 masterful gambit, sir* - assassin April 11, 2025, 16:16:31 Also, we may not need the tourism/hospitality industry workers much longer - ATL April 11, 2025, 16:01:34 so ... everyone? * - illini April 11, 2025, 15:52:58 Will be interesting to see how much work “and other industries” will be doing here.* - ATL April 11, 2025, 15:51:54 lol at the MAGAites in the replies not believing the OP* - ECEIllinois April 11, 2025, 15:41:34 They could win the Olympics with that mental gymnastics!* - shua April 11, 2025, 16:02:42 DOJ not yet complying with judge's orders to provide information on Garcia's location* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 11, 2025, 12:26:09 *Flies tomato shaped hot air ballon across border** - Chilango April 11, 2025, 13:29:15 Still flying in their restaurant - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 11, 2025, 13:37:11 Eh* - gvibes April 11, 2025, 13:27:01 i mean basically yeah. not overly dramatic yet but they didn't come close to abiding by either - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 13:28:05 They said they couldn't comply in the 18 hours or so since the order. They didn't say they wouldn't - gvibes April 11, 2025, 13:31:50 but as the judge pointed out, they also didn't even come prepared to answer simple questions - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 13:38:17 Edited the subject line* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 11, 2025, 13:32:47 Obviously not a lawyer, but that can't be fun for the DOJ attorney - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 11, 2025, 13:30:41 gonna be a lot more of that* - assassin April 11, 2025, 12:59:15 I think there's still one on Mattis Avenue* - IlliniOllie April 11, 2025, 12:56:42 I haven't had a gutbuster in 30 plus years at least* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 12:58:18 It's in really really bad shape* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 11, 2025, 13:01:03 I would have placed a substantial wager, in 1975, on the outcome of Garcia's v. Papa Dels pizza wars - complainant April 11, 2025, 13:17:17 Yet I still love going there when I'm in town* - LWillhite April 11, 2025, 13:15:46 does it taste anything like what it did back in the day?* - ECEIllinois April 11, 2025, 13:18:07 What is "the day"? Because to me, "the day" was when it was on the corner of Green and Wright* - Stu April 11, 2025, 13:52:01 when it was in the two story space w/ a basement just south of green and wright?* - ECEIllinois April 11, 2025, 14:01:33 Yes. I used to hang out by the windows upstairs and watch the world go by. - Stu April 11, 2025, 14:03:41 Yes but always get it to go - digs April 11, 2025, 13:26:12 Interesting. Maybe I'll get a full pie one of these days - illini21 April 11, 2025, 13:28:48 Large think extra cheese. Better than the deep dish - digs April 11, 2025, 13:31:06 Would it classify as roman style pizza?* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 13:34:49 I haven't had Po boys but have heard great things* - illini21 April 11, 2025, 13:32:15 It’s arguably my favorite pizza in town. Depending on the day - digs April 11, 2025, 13:33:09 It gave me the runs and stomach discomfort - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 11, 2025, 13:29:34 IIRC back in the '00s even when their slices went downhill, the whole pizzas were still decent* - ECEIllinois April 11, 2025, 13:28:00 No, and the actual physical location is gross too* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 11, 2025, 13:21:38 I'm actually shocked it's still around at all - Sounder April 11, 2025, 13:22:23 think there's one in Decatur?* - ECEIllinois April 11, 2025, 13:26:44 Per google that one is permanently closed* - illini21 April 11, 2025, 13:28:06 As far as I know thats the only one left* - illini21 April 11, 2025, 13:26:36 They had a satellite in the campus county market but it’s gone * - digs April 11, 2025, 13:28:20 I was a mall rat in high school and college - Sounder April 11, 2025, 13:03:16 it's fine. we'll just get EU and Japan to also put 145% tariffs on China - ECEIllinois April 11, 2025, 12:17:01 Hmm, good thinking - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 11, 2025, 12:48:44 So your wife will bang Colin Jost?* - JeffFrank April 12, 2025, 13:11:16 TINA! I love this* - TarheelIllini April 11, 2025, 12:58:18 what if we grew grass that tastes like candy? - VIV April 11, 2025, 12:32:58 Crack ain’t just a river in Ackmanville* - Stu April 11, 2025, 12:31:57 ooo - Sammich April 11, 2025, 12:30:00 that dude sucks so much* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 12:26:32 All of this is backfiring on Trump even worse than I could have possibly imagined - Sounder April 11, 2025, 11:58:35 "Going to"?* - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 11:59:34 I say "going to" to the extent that it could get so, so much worse* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 12:02:04 "Could"?* - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 12:10:24 I get it it, man, you've made your point* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 12:30:22 I was just kiddin', man.* - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 14:25:53 This is a 69'ing of misery.* - longsnapper April 11, 2025, 12:12:49 They say misery loves company. - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 14:28:56 lol.* - Ari Gold April 11, 2025, 13:37:04 Then quit jacking off in the corner, cuck.* - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 14:29:22 Consumer sentiment plunged over 6% from last month - Stu April 11, 2025, 9:06:44 and that's all from *march*. pre all the tariff bull shit. couldn't imagine how bad a pulse today - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 9:15:08 wait this is wrong. apparently takes into account some parts of april. overall point still stands* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 10:33:08 I dunno. Everything I see just says March 2025.* - Stu April 11, 2025, 10:41:31 Pre all the April bullshit. There was plenty of other tariff bullshit in Feb/March. * - illini April 11, 2025, 10:32:59 Probly about 10% lower* - Stu April 11, 2025, 9:39:40 nm* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 9:53:21 Purely from a data standpoint, this is a terrible idea. - larue33 April 11, 2025, 7:56:16 And she was relieved of command yesterday - larue33 April 11, 2025, 7:47:42 Welcome to being an O-6 and above, when your job is more about politics than service. - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 11:52:11 It’s different when… - SurfTheBoneyard April 11, 2025, 8:40:22 Look, mister, there's two kinds of dumb - illini April 11, 2025, 10:32:17 I hope we have enough commanders keeping that energy when it comes time to invade Canada* - Sammich April 11, 2025, 8:36:33 That’ll get you fired every time. That’s a Space Force O-6 taking a stand* - opossum jenkins April 11, 2025, 8:17:56 China raises tariff to 125% - Carl Spackler April 11, 2025, 7:39:01 He is literally trying to kill our status as a reserve currency. Just like Miran wants * - gvibes April 10, 2025, 21:35:41 yes. do you follow dave troy on x? he's been reporting on this for years.* - Nobster April 11, 2025, 6:52:10 Don’t think so* - gvibes April 11, 2025, 8:22:48 For past like decade there have been people talking about the yuan replacing the dollar - John Coctostan April 10, 2025, 22:01:44 the dollar, like any fiat currency (or institution), relies on confidence - Nobster April 11, 2025, 6:57:16 OMFG AI does something right lol - LeatherneckIllini April 10, 2025, 20:33:47 DOJ drops charges against the “east coast leader of MS-13.” Huh?* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 19:56:41 They are gonna deport his ass to the jail in El Salvador* - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 20:05:31 sure seems that way - Sammich April 10, 2025, 20:10:31 Saw that the other day. My thought was maybe they did something in picking him up - CanHartlebHireSnider April 10, 2025, 20:03:42 they really wanna put the screws to TdA* - Sammich April 10, 2025, 20:00:28 10 year starting to take a shit again* - Drippy April 10, 2025, 19:53:53 So to recap, did all this stupid shit because he’s stupid. And some people tried to say - John Coctostan April 10, 2025, 20:26:23 We are Britain in 1930 right now - DT April 11, 2025, 6:25:02 this is the thing with all the rhetoric about wanting to lessen china's power and influence. - VIV April 11, 2025, 10:36:55 scout?* - Ari Gold April 11, 2025, 9:21:53 beyond all the other problems this would cause us, there is no way that any decline - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 6:47:13 It's like cutting off your face to spite your nose* - Stu April 10, 2025, 20:56:44 Some people think he's playing chess, some think he's playing checkers - Sounder April 10, 2025, 20:33:25 Are you talking about Trump or Ralph Wiggum?* - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 20:46:22 yes* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 20:49:38 While the dollar index goes sub 100. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* - VIV April 10, 2025, 20:15:25 Gold ripping up* - Drippy April 10, 2025, 20:22:59 so no discussion of biden or barry not wanting to endorse whiz kid kamala for the nomination? - Ari Gold April 10, 2025, 19:32:13 LOL - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 11:54:23 Spectacular drop in. * - IlliniRunner April 11, 2025, 7:27:52 No thanks. * - doubledown April 10, 2025, 23:32:28 Wut* - cpsteine April 10, 2025, 21:12:40 Yeah, ex-presidents ALWAYS endorse a preferred candidate three years before the election. ALWAYS.* - complainant April 10, 2025, 20:29:52 Amazing stuff. Truly bravo* - John Coctostan April 10, 2025, 20:18:30 This is fucking incredible * - assassin April 10, 2025, 19:56:06 Too busy watching yet another republican president run the economy into the ground * - ATL April 10, 2025, 19:53:37 I think it was pretty obvious to everyone that she was no one’s preferred choice* - OB25 April 10, 2025, 19:47:21 If George Floyd hadn't have happened, she never would haven been the VP candidate* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 20:07:25 possibly, but she was near the top of the candidate list before that* - Sammich April 10, 2025, 20:14:02 She's just never impressed me - Sounder April 10, 2025, 20:21:02 so your comment was your preference as opposed to the fact that she was - Nobster April 10, 2025, 20:37:20 dotz - Sounder April 11, 2025, 11:07:44 Man this might really cost Harris the election! (Who gives a shit)* - MC April 10, 2025, 19:41:52 Are you talking about the book that just came out?* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 19:35:15 SCOTUS rules that government needs to facilitate release of Kilmer Abrego Garcia from CECOT - CanHartlebHireSnider April 10, 2025, 18:22:05 Posthumously? * - meanjeans April 10, 2025, 22:40:50 And a 9-0 ruling on that point* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 18:56:57 Seems like a win for sanity* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 18:48:47 is anything of substance going to actually happen about the clear insider trading yesterday?* - VIV April 10, 2025, 14:59:46 Here’s a great thread on this: - VIV April 10, 2025, 18:09:46 Also - VIV April 10, 2025, 22:05:09 Per Robert Reich world's richest 500 people gained 304B in net combined net worth yesterday - opey8 April 10, 2025, 17:27:17 with all due respect, how much net worth had they lost in the past three days?* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 18:09:25 Yeah instead of having more money than they’ll ever need, they have more money than they’ll ever - MC April 10, 2025, 19:55:16 I'm all for taxing the shit out of these people and redistribution of wealth - Sounder April 10, 2025, 20:08:52 just a moral failing * - assassin April 11, 2025, 0:46:34 With all due respect, who fucking cares. - opey8 April 10, 2025, 18:47:59 Exactly what Warren Buffett deserves, no doubt* - Potomac April 10, 2025, 20:46:50 Zuck's Meta shares went down $30B in three days last week* - Potomac April 10, 2025, 18:32:15 Bezos's Amazon holdings alone are down $35B year to date* - Potomac April 10, 2025, 18:28:56 This is politics. Don’t let facts get in the way of good narratives* - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 18:51:44 LOFLNO* - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 16:36:49 TBF nothing of consequence happened when the financial industry nearly collapsed the world economy - ATL April 10, 2025, 15:59:02 We soaked a lot of German bankers.* - complainant April 10, 2025, 16:19:46 did anyone shake the bed for us?* - VIV April 10, 2025, 18:10:30 Twice?* - ATL April 10, 2025, 16:21:51 ooo - complainant April 10, 2025, 16:35:12 We soaked a lot of German bankers.* - complainant April 10, 2025, 16:14:02 Law and order? - DocWalk20 April 10, 2025, 15:58:40 Corruption for personal gain = feature, not bug* - UofIL6 April 10, 2025, 15:34:40 Same question (and answer) re: Signalgate* - PapaDels April 10, 2025, 15:30:12 Ah, Sigalgate, such a fun memory from two weeks ago - Sounder April 10, 2025, 16:07:30 Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.* - complainant April 10, 2025, 16:13:08 fist, american flag, fire* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 16:15:40 Let’s look at who would enforce such rules - snipes824 April 10, 2025, 15:29:48 No* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 10, 2025, 15:29:01 I'll give you three guesses, and the first two don't count - Sounder April 10, 2025, 15:19:54 Have you even said thank you to Mr. Trump for saving the economy?* - Warrin'_Illini April 10, 2025, 15:16:25 that reminds me that at least JD's been out of the spotlight as of late - Sammich April 10, 2025, 15:31:06 Other than repeating it whenever possible with no consequences? * - opey8 April 10, 2025, 15:02:43 Serious question: Is Trump going to do tariffs again in 90 days - Sounder April 10, 2025, 15:03:58 Nope...that big board of wild tariff numbers has probably already been recycled... - haighter April 10, 2025, 15:10:21 Musk says there are people getting unemployment insurance who haven't been born het - Sounder April 10, 2025, 14:42:43 that’s the most compelling anti choice argument I can think of* - memyselfandillini April 10, 2025, 17:08:56 Linda McMahon must have had those famous Mar-a-Lago steaks on her mind. Repeatedly discusses A-1. - ATL April 10, 2025, 14:30:36 The party of meritocracy* - CWR10 April 10, 2025, 15:27:44 Everyone knows that Mar-A-Lago steaks come well done with ketchup* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 14:43:23 <jim> don't forget the glass of milk </harbaugh>* - lcubed April 10, 2025, 14:50:51 I’m glad she has nothing to do with something important like education * - PapaDels April 10, 2025, 14:43:01 The department she was tasked with destroying* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 14:45:27 I think Trump hits peak stupidity when he talks about technology - Sounder April 10, 2025, 13:24:50 “Built with the AI and beyond the AI..” THIS is the guy they want leading us.* - PapaDels April 10, 2025, 14:24:31 Do you think he even knows how to use a computer?* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 14:43:53 Not beyond a cell phone, no way* - PapaDels April 10, 2025, 15:10:42 There was a story from his first term - Sounder April 10, 2025, 15:14:47 “They” generally have 85 IQs and barely graduated from high school. * - doubledown April 10, 2025, 14:26:54 Most Trump voters have no idea what AI is. A serious estimate would be 80% of them.* - Stu April 10, 2025, 14:35:49 It’s just so infuriating…clearly not a new take, but sometimes I can’t contain it* - PapaDels April 10, 2025, 14:35:25 They get mad at us for thinking they are stupid, uneducated, and badly misinformed - Sounder April 10, 2025, 14:46:43 I really hate being rude, but yeah * - PapaDels April 10, 2025, 15:12:54 It gives me no comfort or joy - Sounder April 10, 2025, 15:14:07 He also keeps on hinting that the US has some sort of secret super weapon that nobody knows about* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 14:07:47 I thought about that yesterday too - CanHartlebHireSnider April 10, 2025, 14:16:26 Well, we do. It's from downed UFOs that we've reverse engineered - Stu April 10, 2025, 14:08:44 He's describing the electric power system of the 1890s. So great.* - Stu April 10, 2025, 14:06:04 The dream of the 1890's is alive in Portland - Sounder April 10, 2025, 14:11:46 Franken-esk* - TarheelIllini April 10, 2025, 14:42:18 What in the actual f*ck is he trying to describe?* - Desert April 10, 2025, 13:40:37 Is it the Meta / Microsoft "building" their own power supply - Dilbert April 10, 2025, 13:45:54 I thought they are converting Three Mile Island - TarheelIllini April 10, 2025, 14:43:12 Lots of research and investments into SMRs for data centers right now. - illinibone April 10, 2025, 22:53:14 Literally no idea* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 13:43:50 “They couldn't believe it when I told them that." - DocWalk20 April 10, 2025, 13:34:51 let me tell you about this thing that I just learned about - Sounder April 10, 2025, 13:41:06 But he couldn’t even get to “food.” He said “stuff” didn’t he? *facepalm** - DocWalk20 April 10, 2025, 13:44:02 the exact phrasing was "it's a bag with different things in it"* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 13:45:37 ICE will stop ideas from illegally crossing the US border - ECEIllinois April 10, 2025, 13:23:25 Ideas?* - ATL April 10, 2025, 14:34:30 hope y'all got your passports up to date - Sammich April 10, 2025, 12:55:43 I don’t have a passport and my birth certificate lists my maiden name, so that’s fun* - Jackie April 10, 2025, 14:06:59 It’s definitely designed to prevent married women from voting. - ATL April 10, 2025, 16:22:37 red states should implement those rules for voting and see what happens* - ECEIllinois April 10, 2025, 13:39:23 I do. But care to share any more info on why you’re hoping this for us?* - DocWalk20 April 10, 2025, 13:02:12 House passes bill requiring proof of citizenship to vote. Sounds like it’ll die in Senate? * - MC April 10, 2025, 13:04:22 That's one way to thank all the Latinos who won Trump the election* - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 13:51:09 it still benefits them if brown people don't get to vote at all* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 13:52:57 fingers crossed* - Sammich April 10, 2025, 13:16:44 Trump signs executive orders targeting individuals he doesn't like. - larue33 April 10, 2025, 12:45:49 His targeting of specific individuals isn't getting nearly enough attention* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 12:53:16 The Retribution President* - UofIL6 April 10, 2025, 12:51:14 Such a petty little bitch.* - Tortillini April 10, 2025, 12:51:57 RFK Jr is going to solve the autism crisis by September - Sounder April 10, 2025, 12:37:56 With a benefit concert!* - RVA April 10, 2025, 14:09:14 why does he want to destroy the tech industry?* - ECEIllinois April 10, 2025, 13:05:42 Because of living in a tech city, I swear a quarter of my friends are neurodivergent* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 13:15:00 Sitting through jury duty a few weeks ago...I'm not sure how much of the response... - haighter April 10, 2025, 13:52:48 Old Man Yells at Cloud thoughts incoming - Sounder April 10, 2025, 14:06:59 Autism and related aren't due to exposure. It's alternate brain wiring/chemistry - opey8 April 10, 2025, 12:45:26 Don’t tell that to my anti-vax, anti school system, cousin - CWR10 April 10, 2025, 13:30:29 No, no, no. It has to be simple exposure (to something). It can’t be more nuanced than that, opey. - DocWalk20 April 10, 2025, 12:54:20 one of my MAGA FBF posted something yesterday about how we should be treating cancer - Sammich April 10, 2025, 12:43:35 Answer inside - VIV April 10, 2025, 12:38:40 Trump bragging about yesterday being the biggest single day stock increase in history - Sounder April 10, 2025, 11:57:40 You surprised by that? - Mrap24 April 10, 2025, 12:00:02 I'm not remotely surprised, but man, it still sticks in my craw* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 12:11:06 Like a typical gambler.* - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 12:01:37 Trump nominee to head BLM pulled because she criticized Trump's role in the 1/6 riots* - ECEIllinois April 10, 2025, 11:41:44 I read this that she was put in charge of Black Lives Matter as punishment for her criticism - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 12:34:45 legitimately surprised they haven't renamed that agency yet* - Sammich April 10, 2025, 11:42:57 The name similarity plays a role in White Lotus* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 11:44:23 stonk go down* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 11:38:28 Also USD down, 10y treasury yields up. A triple threat!* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 11:58:41 going back from art of the deal to money isn't real anyhow* - ECEIllinois April 10, 2025, 11:48:03 only (((elites))) care about the stock market* - Sammich April 10, 2025, 11:51:02 the patient seems to be crashing after the successful operation - Sammich April 10, 2025, 11:44:46 Wheeee, back down again* - UofIL6 April 10, 2025, 11:26:44 So much winning* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 11:41:03 Dow-2100; recession coming fast* - Stu April 10, 2025, 11:23:02 Trump clarifies that the China tariff is now 145%. * - larue33 April 10, 2025, 10:10:44 do I hear 150? * - VIV April 10, 2025, 10:39:59 what about 400%??? - assassin April 10, 2025, 14:17:28 Market down 3%. What will he do to get it to up 3%?* - KCWildcat April 10, 2025, 10:40:45 It's almost as if the market goes down when he announces tariffs - Sounder April 10, 2025, 10:45:20 and insiders get tipped off 20 minutes ahead of time so they can make millions* - VIV April 10, 2025, 10:47:55 Still rooting for a big, beautful bullet* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 10:52:56 At some point, you’re gonna get tired of waiting for someone else to do your dirty work. - jjlocke923 April 10, 2025, 11:20:44 If I had a terminal illness, I promise you I'd do it* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 11:40:31 We’re all dying. Just some sooner than others.* - DocWalk20 April 10, 2025, 13:32:15 You just know Trump will live to 103 to spite us all* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 14:49:49 YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT * - haighter April 10, 2025, 12:28:09 The Art of the Deal!* - Tortillini April 10, 2025, 10:11:41 Duplicate * - ATL April 10, 2025, 10:01:33 ooo - ATL April 10, 2025, 10:01:33 Just rebalanced to 15% cash. I'm going to watch this one from the sidelines - longsnapper April 10, 2025, 9:37:26 I suspect this is going to turn out to be a bad decision. Always stay invested* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 10:32:04 I'm comfortable with the decision. I'm still going to invest regularly, but - longsnapper April 10, 2025, 10:35:49 I've never been more lost. No idea what I should be doing right now. - Warrin'_Illini April 10, 2025, 9:51:34 The answer is: Keep any money you don't need within the next three years invested - Stu April 10, 2025, 10:06:56 I figure if I'm going to need that money anyway in the next few years, it's a good time - longsnapper April 10, 2025, 10:00:53 Unless you’re close to/in retirement, I think selling is pretty proven to be a mistake* - snipes824 April 10, 2025, 9:56:32 I agree, I just feel like I need to do.........something.* - Warrin'_Illini April 10, 2025, 10:01:55 I'm a big fan of the monthly dividend ETFs that use call options to protect against downturns - Stu April 10, 2025, 10:08:08 Thanks, I'll check it out. It really seems like Trump strangled a BTC bull market in the crib, and - Warrin'_Illini April 10, 2025, 10:16:13 So Tulsi committed tax fraud by taking the homestead exemption in Texas while voting in Hawaii* - ECEIllinois April 10, 2025, 0:31:32 You didn't get the memo - fraud is fine now* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 9:22:58 always has been, for the right people* - Sammich April 10, 2025, 10:39:57 STEAL THE VOTE* - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 8:48:37 Or did she commit voter fraud? * - haighter April 10, 2025, 8:48:12 I’m sure she’ll pay for her misdeeds* - CWR10 April 10, 2025, 8:24:23 Just heard from a former coworker they plan on cutting 50% of all DHS Policy positions next week* - LeatherneckIllini April 9, 2025, 20:01:41 When “do what you will is the whole of the law” is the guiding principle of the administration - DT April 10, 2025, 6:44:51 Someone has to provide guidance to implement it. told last night new assistant secretary there… - LeatherneckIllini April 10, 2025, 7:54:56 also…. - LeatherneckIllini April 9, 2025, 20:11:00 The entire admin is FAR too "online"...it's all a giant meme. * - haighter April 9, 2025, 20:15:15 the workers yearn for the factories * - assassin April 9, 2025, 20:10:57 So pretty much every member of the administration made a killing today I’m assuming - snipes824 April 9, 2025, 18:33:35 Insider trading is legal if you work in the government. It’d be weird if they weren’t doing it.* - Toonces April 9, 2025, 18:50:11 If it was illegal, nobody would run for Congress* - HamptonSki April 9, 2025, 20:27:56 And they certainly wouldn't stay until they're literally wheeled out* - OrangeSox April 9, 2025, 20:33:05 We wrote it from our hearts - ATL April 9, 2025, 18:23:00 Trumpalo admits on Fox Business that the White House capitulated - ATL April 9, 2025, 18:34:07 Don't forget Iran is based on his "feeling" - Sounder April 9, 2025, 18:31:38 I’m just glad he’s supa dupa fly or we might be in trouble * - PapaDels April 9, 2025, 18:49:50 Dumbest president ever. * - doubledown April 9, 2025, 18:24:31 he said it himself - Sounder April 9, 2025, 18:32:10 So we still have 25% tariffs on much of the trade with Canada and Mexico, - larue33 April 9, 2025, 18:22:43 This is a remix of another meme that’s been going around China. - ATL April 9, 2025, 16:25:28 I wish I knew how to sew - timmer April 9, 2025, 16:30:13 Trump showing off his knowledge of Midwestern geography - Sounder April 9, 2025, 16:09:07 but...the lakes are interconnected?* - torinese April 9, 2025, 17:17:56 yes, that's the joke, it's the way he asked it, with Whitmer nodding* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 19:05:43 Yes, indeed they are, with Niagara the most obvious link* - Potomac April 9, 2025, 18:40:34 I’m mean, lakes Huron and Michigan are technically a single lake.* - ATL April 9, 2025, 19:04:58 You bastard. - complainant April 9, 2025, 20:12:35 Pedants rule the world - ATL April 9, 2025, 20:20:16 I bet he also assumes the US owns all of them - timmer April 9, 2025, 16:28:51 Did he rename them the Greatest Lakes?* - shua April 9, 2025, 16:14:04 Kash Patel reportedly quietly removed from his role - Sounder April 9, 2025, 16:05:02 He was busy hanging with Bettman and Gretzky and following Ovechkin around* - bjl63 April 9, 2025, 16:15:04 well he works from home in Vegas living with a roommate* - ECEIllinois April 9, 2025, 16:08:58 his billionaire "special friend"* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 16:09:37 seems like just one of his roles, and the less impactful one at that* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 16:08:14 About right - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 16:04:59 Larry Summers has thoughts - UofIL6 April 9, 2025, 15:19:03 So does the Financial Times - Sounder April 9, 2025, 15:56:18 Per WSJ LinkedIn post, EO on low flow showerheads forthcoming* - opey8 April 9, 2025, 15:05:24 I knew Newman was part of the shadow cabinet* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 15:10:13 Approval ratings will soar. :)* - jjlocke923 April 9, 2025, 15:06:34 shut up bitch* - assassin April 9, 2025, 15:13:19 Sheesh - where did that come from?* - jjlocke923 April 9, 2025, 15:18:36 I assume he said it because you’re a bitch* - Herman Blume April 9, 2025, 16:23:56 Also, he wants him to shut up.* - complainant April 9, 2025, 17:08:04 Misery loves company* - HamptonSki April 9, 2025, 16:04:14 Apparently bitch love company too* - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 20:26:04 Miserable, bitch, pretty much the same thing, but agreed* - HamptonSki April 9, 2025, 20:30:03 If only people would just give you a fair shake around here - Sounder April 9, 2025, 15:56:55 ooo - JFG April 9, 2025, 15:27:58 Classic jjlocke923 - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 15:27:04 ooo - complainant April 9, 2025, 15:27:04 So Jamie Dimon convinced Trump to give the reprieve. There was no plan.* - Stu April 9, 2025, 15:04:18 John Heileman says it was Goldman Sachs' recession call, not Dimon.* - complainant April 9, 2025, 15:44:17 I love the dumbest twitter denizens treating Goldman's withdrawal of their recession call - gvibes April 9, 2025, 17:47:45 it was Janie's last IOU* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 15:11:11 This is my MAGA friend's text - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:42:11 Why do you have MAGA friends?* - Stu April 9, 2025, 15:02:08 Because they're curlers - Sounder April 9, 2025, 15:03:54 I have those too. I can sense them growing more distant over time, even though we see - voiceofreason April 9, 2025, 15:32:27 part of the reason I keep this person around - Sounder April 9, 2025, 15:47:24 All the MAGA friends I used to have changed into really shitty human beings - Stu April 9, 2025, 15:08:21 They were like that before too. Just not out loud. * - doubledown April 9, 2025, 15:50:20 yeah, that applies to this person in a lot of ways, unfortunately* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 15:47:56 There no proof that anyone is at the barging table. None of these countries are asking to negotiate - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 14:59:26 Except for the countries that have publicly asked to negotiate? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 15:05:36 you are right. We negotiated and dropped the tariffs “for 90 days” - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 15:48:43 That is not at all what I said nor suggested - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 15:51:46 Oh I agree. The proof is there for all to see. They were willing to negotiate - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 20:21:48 there is evidence, but there is no proof* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 16:09:33 I guess if you believe the president of the EU is lying? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 16:22:59 So she’s offering something Trump turned down in his first presidency. - PapaDels April 9, 2025, 17:52:16 plenty of heresay and conjecture. - assassin April 9, 2025, 16:17:40 Did his son ring your doorbell?* - Poldark April 9, 2025, 14:57:15 It sounds like your friend is very stupid.* - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 14:53:57 he smokes a lot of pot - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:55:02 That sounds like stupid. * - assassin April 9, 2025, 15:00:01 I've actually called him fucking stupid to his face in the past month* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 15:04:27 I mean, he’s not wrong, is he? * - jjlocke923 April 9, 2025, 14:47:59 Correct, but only half of us are being honest and thoughtful* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:48:56 at least we can give up the charade that this was about bringing back american manufacturing* - VIV April 9, 2025, 14:34:26 Who is we? Nothing is changing. * - assassin April 9, 2025, 15:00:53 Example: - assassin April 9, 2025, 16:20:54 Exactly * - PapaDels April 9, 2025, 14:55:29 right, why would anyone take any of this seriously and make a plan to... - shua April 9, 2025, 14:38:47 So the advisors and lackeys went out there and said the pause was part of a beautiful gambit - snipes824 April 9, 2025, 14:23:18 Trump immediately gainsaying his own handpicked team. It's a tale as old as time.* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 14:48:03 Really amazing how stupid this guy is and how stupid America as a whole is. - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 14:22:48 People need to start recognizing that that he's doing this with intention - longsnapper April 9, 2025, 14:46:20 We will get the downfall we deserve. - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 14:26:13 assuming he shorted and rebought, things could be working exactly as intended* - torinese April 9, 2025, 14:25:28 The fact that a Trump truth social post moved the market 2,500 points - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:16:42 He's speaking right now in front of the White House - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:12:53 Also, he is standing in front of two NASCARs* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:13:51 those things slip out of Park all the time* - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 15:49:52 I am really looking forward to us bombing Iran next week* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:02:55 So do we just do this all again 90 days from now? - Sounder April 9, 2025, 13:57:07 this idea is DOA. * - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 15:50:26 This isn't even that much a reprieve - Stu April 9, 2025, 14:24:28 At least manufacturing jobs came back over the past week.* - DT April 9, 2025, 14:30:35 I enjoyed my 3 days in the garment factory* - Herman Blume April 9, 2025, 16:30:18 So many people were looking forward to low wage physical non-union - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 15:51:45 Duplicate* - Stu April 9, 2025, 14:24:25 it's easier if he lines it up with the TikTok extension, so he can just punt both for 90 days... - shua April 9, 2025, 14:05:24 No he has shown he is just going to cave* - gvibes April 9, 2025, 13:58:05 The way and how quickly he buckled is amazing. Everyone can see it but the cult.* - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 14:10:13 As an aside, the speed, veracity, and insanity of the Trump news cycle - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:12:14 I love that my MAGA friends are claiming victory - Sounder April 9, 2025, 13:59:09 They truly believe countries are calling to renegotiate - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 14:07:09 Didn't the exact opposite happen and everyone was slapping counter tariffs?* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:10:34 they'll have moved on to something else, by the time anyone is looking for... - shua April 9, 2025, 14:10:30 so was it about bringing manufacturing back to America or some bullshit "negotiations"... - shua April 9, 2025, 14:04:36 Even his own advisors can't agree on that point - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:09:42 How is this not insider trading? - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 13:43:23 Of course, but who is going to enforce any of it?* - UofIL6 April 9, 2025, 13:49:09 If a person violates the law but there's no one at DOJ willing to prosecute, did it really happen* - Orangeillini April 9, 2025, 14:09:56 It totally is* - timmer April 9, 2025, 13:49:04 More of this energy please. - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 13:45:22 LOL Threads* - JeffFrank April 9, 2025, 13:50:07 insider trading only exists if you're an enemy of the state* - assassin April 9, 2025, 13:44:17 Fair* - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 13:44:37 i'm glad we're rolling almost all of them back, but this is still the dumbest goddamn timeline. - VIV April 9, 2025, 13:35:42 Self creating a problem and then claiming victory in backtracking to fix the problem - Sounder April 9, 2025, 13:58:14 so still 10% tariffs on everyone but China + sector-specific tariffs. Still seems very bad* - ECEIllinois April 9, 2025, 13:24:57 wait, so not taking back all tariffs, just the extra "reciprocal" ones? - VIV April 9, 2025, 13:32:02 except Mexico and Canada, who get 10%....or 25%....or 35% - assassin April 9, 2025, 13:41:56 You know, I'm really starting to think they don't know what they're doing* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:00:52 As of yesterday I was quite sure the Canada/Mexico tariffs were 25% for non-USMCA compliant goods - illini April 9, 2025, 13:56:24 fucking hell* - VIV April 9, 2025, 13:44:20 *rolls D20** - shua April 9, 2025, 13:43:07 The one maga person I know is taking victory laps - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 13:06:14 This is all a way to show what happens when you retaliate against the US and a way to marginalize... - haighter April 9, 2025, 13:13:28 It shows that nobody can know what we'll do tomorrow, or next week, or next year. - larue33 April 9, 2025, 13:36:42 While still allows he and his cult to claim he’s winning and people are adjusting because of him - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 13:49:34 but 50+ countries are begging him to negotiate!* - shua April 9, 2025, 13:50:18 WILDCARD!!!* - shua April 9, 2025, 13:49:13 "if you retaliate, we'll be forced to delay sinking our own economy!"* - longsnapper April 9, 2025, 13:16:53 I'm beginning to think Tariff gate is a global grift on the exchanges* - OrangeSox April 9, 2025, 12:59:11 Imagine how many Trump family members, administration spouses, and members of congress… - opossum jenkins April 9, 2025, 13:27:18 "THE ART OF THE DEAL!" is the new "THE ARISTOCRATS!" - assassin April 9, 2025, 12:56:28 Blatant market manipulation with out a functioning SEC* - longsnapper April 9, 2025, 12:51:33 All of my holdings’ charts for the day look like Nesse, the Lockness monster* - timmer April 9, 2025, 12:52:24 The world called trumps bluff and he backed down* - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 12:45:14 Just like he did with tiktok ban. Talk about losing respect of your peers.* - longsnapper April 9, 2025, 13:00:11 No way, he totally won. We are days away from reports he golfed a round with 18 holes in one - opey8 April 9, 2025, 12:48:12 Yes, but they're in process of framing it as a massive win* - UofIL6 April 9, 2025, 12:48:07 It can’t be a win when the indexes are still between 7-13% down for the year - timmer April 9, 2025, 12:49:58 Kanye said it best - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:04:58 That’s what I keep saying. This is entirely too much power for one man to have* - opossum jenkins April 9, 2025, 12:51:40 this is the world we've made - Sammich April 9, 2025, 12:54:24 I go out for a walk and I come back to this? - timmer April 9, 2025, 12:44:18 Costco +55! - Stu April 9, 2025, 12:37:47 One of the most extraordinary Truth posts of his Presidency - snipes824 April 9, 2025, 12:37:23 It's not like they hold a significant amount of our currency and debt - Chilango April 9, 2025, 12:43:41 This fuckin’ guy. * - illini April 9, 2025, 12:27:32 Putting a lot of eggs in the “this is worse for China” basket* - opossum jenkins April 9, 2025, 12:43:07 i'm totally fine with it being worse for china. this is a really dumb way to go about it, though. * - VIV April 9, 2025, 13:38:10 Completely stable genius* - UofIL6 April 9, 2025, 12:39:55 He's Dr. Evil's father* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 12:38:24 I think I’ve correctly interpreted Trump’s gibberish: 90 day pause on all tariffs except China* - GMAW April 9, 2025, 12:26:31 still going through with 10% tariffs on all other countries besides China though?* - ECEIllinois April 9, 2025, 13:16:52 absolute cave with no benefit and massive destruction to supply chains. why would anyone actually - John Coctostan April 9, 2025, 12:43:13 The plan all along!* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 12:29:25 lol. The fake bloomberg account was right* - gvibes April 9, 2025, 12:28:59 Markets screaming upwards now* - UofIL6 April 9, 2025, 12:25:07 Ah, 90 day tariff pause* - UofIL6 April 9, 2025, 12:25:43 Ron Vara…..mentioned before - TarheelIllini April 9, 2025, 11:59:34 House is going to vote on a resolution today preventing termination of Trump's tariff powers* - ECEIllinois April 9, 2025, 11:51:29 once again proving Jesus is worthless* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 11:54:02 “I haven’t really thought about that” - snipes824 April 9, 2025, 11:26:29 fucking terrible* - John Coctostan April 9, 2025, 12:19:20 Polis is already elbows out dunking on her speech* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 12:10:45 Trump officlals can't even consistently answer whether or not - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:53:27 She's no Great Khan.* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 11:51:31 Is the "Great Khan" stuff meant to be intentionally Trumpy?* - VIV April 9, 2025, 12:08:29 More joyful and nomadic.* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 13:51:28 Did you actually read the rest of it? Clearly she's thought about it.* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:49:19 If she’d thought about it, she would have said so* - snipes824 April 9, 2025, 12:10:05 It's terrible but I think she's trying to appeal to auto manufacturers in her state.* - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 11:29:06 It’s fine to have your own tariff strategy - snipes824 April 9, 2025, 12:11:23 Yeah—“what would you do differently than the thing you are criticizing?” is a total softball - DT April 9, 2025, 12:21:09 I sent a message to Scott Wapner, he replied and is now following me on twitter - Stu April 9, 2025, 11:16:03 The People's Court guy?* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:20:59 CNBC host* - Stu April 9, 2025, 11:24:19 I was joking* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:48:21 ‘Please, Sir, make a deal. I’ll do anything. I’ll do anything, Sir!” - PapaDels April 9, 2025, 11:09:58 Which means no one is calling him at all to make a deal* - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 11:34:40 Here’s the most dangerous part of that story: - opossum jenkins April 9, 2025, 11:21:30 Yep. Has to be all him. HE has to make the deal bc heaven forbid anyone else get credit* - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 11:40:09 and in seven or eight years, it'll be the worst deal he's ever seen* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 11:47:20 I KNOW WHAT THE HELL I’M DOING!!!!* - Stu April 9, 2025, 11:20:31 That speech was bonkers - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:15:43 Yes…there is no more obvious tell that a lie is coming than “sir!”* - PapaDels April 9, 2025, 11:17:33 Usually the Sir in the story is big burly man who is about to cry - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:20:20 Yep, it’s always about him being in a position of power. He’s such a weak man * - PapaDels April 9, 2025, 11:27:27 I can't even imagine the childhood trauma he likely endured* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:51:41 Fuck that. A silver spoon tasting metallic is not trauma.* - longsnapper April 9, 2025, 11:55:14 Even rich kids deserve to be loved* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:56:40 Who is the bigger dipshit: Lutnick, Bessent, or Navarro?* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:07:39 I think Lutnik is genuinely malevolent. A straight up bad actor with no understanding of people. - opossum jenkins April 9, 2025, 11:18:43 The dumbasses who ate up the "Trump is for you" ads every single football break* - RVA April 9, 2025, 11:11:35 If only Harris had gone on the Fear Factor guy's podcast* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:16:17 inject this into my veins - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:00:52 similar ($) - ATL April 9, 2025, 11:12:44 I'd prefer not to inject that into my veins.* - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 11:03:00 They jacked up the price of new 3D printer, boo* - gvibes April 9, 2025, 10:59:31 Can you 3D print food?* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:10:23 steve at good vibes said projectors (epson maybe?) have gone up 24% since the weekend* - lcubed April 9, 2025, 11:08:35 I'm glad I got mine a couple weeks ago when it was on sale - IlliniSax05 April 9, 2025, 11:11:33 which one did you get?* - ghost_of_clt April 9, 2025, 11:19:41 The company that made my electronic notepad emailed that they’re forced to pass the tariffs along to - ATL April 9, 2025, 11:01:26 So I doubt this actually happens...but the proposed Port of Call fees would make... - haighter April 9, 2025, 10:42:22 One thing I hadn’t really thought about, Charleston, Savannah and Jacksonville have spent billions - ATL April 9, 2025, 10:55:08 there's never been a man who knew or cared less about knock-on effects* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 10:52:47 First they came for the whiskey, and I said nothing* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:50:57 I’d pay good money to see Jeff Frank debate Liz Warren. I suspect it’d go something like this. - ATL April 9, 2025, 10:30:53 DJT approval down 5% in 2 weeks - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 10:27:45 That's like a point per trans athlete in the NCAA* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:45:57 they hold a lot of sway. * - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 10:46:23 As long as Riley Gaines still gets to grift* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:48:41 How else are you going to turn placing 5th in NCAA swimming finals... - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 10:56:39 I didn't even know who she was until like a month ago - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:58:12 If Throwsize is around, I’d love to hear his take on this fucking insanity* - GMAW April 9, 2025, 9:28:08 Or you could just skim zerohedge* - Herman Blume April 9, 2025, 16:44:30 ...and to see how long it would take before he'd threaten to lawyer up.* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 10:36:31 I'm really starting to think that maybe Trump isn't the business genius - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:07:33 Fuck you, Mark Burnett* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 10:37:18 I dont even think he's posting on the other board anymore. - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 9, 2025, 9:50:23 *Beams with pride* Good riddance to bad rubbish.* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 10:54:14 WTI crude dropping down into recession territory. 55-57. - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:21:06 Tell me Stu, is this good for the economies of Texas, Oklahoma and Louisiana?* - ATL April 9, 2025, 9:45:42 Ha. I don't need to say that. - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:51:40 “ Trump will lose a ton of support, especially from those Rs up for 2026.” - illini thunder April 9, 2025, 10:07:24 the amazing thing is how many of them believe Trump is saving a seat in the lifeboat for them - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 10:09:44 Gonna be interesting to see the R primaries in 2026* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 9, 2025, 10:04:17 Unfortunately, they are not afraid of their constituents. They are afraid of Trump. - longsnapper April 9, 2025, 9:58:07 I think this has been the single greatest breakdown of "the system" - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:09:39 Nit: The house did impeach him. The senate either convicts or acquits - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 10:13:43 I said McConnell, who is a Senator, so yeah* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:14:21 Right McConnell has no say in impeachment as a senator* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 10:15:52 Thanks for the civics semantics lesson* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:17:18 I figured a political junkie would want to know* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 10:18:25 go fuck yourself* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:20:07 President Effective Sanctions - ATL April 9, 2025, 10:05:50 I think they care more about their own job security than Trump - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:58:56 he wouldn’t take - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 10:12:03 Yes… yes they would * - illini thunder April 9, 2025, 10:08:36 Trump is their job security - Sammich April 9, 2025, 10:07:41 that's correct. several of them are going to have to actually lose even when having trump's full - John Coctostan April 9, 2025, 10:19:41 The only think they have to offer to the American people is Trump's lies* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:12:15 They will all go down with the ship * - illini thunder April 9, 2025, 10:09:11 The vote tonight will be informative - CanHartlebHireSnider April 9, 2025, 10:05:55 Oil that is, black gold, texas tea* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 9:50:34 Sexing women makes you a woman apparently - ATL April 9, 2025, 8:43:54 sigma chads everywhere out there trying to stretch a condom over their dick and balls* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 9:04:54 not that difficult for most of them* - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 9:51:21 This explains why they only have sex with themselves. * - doubledown April 9, 2025, 8:46:40 and men on the DL* - VIV April 9, 2025, 8:52:18 "we're not gay, this is just the most efficient way to transfer testosterone"* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 9:06:24 If you know of a better way, I’d like to hear it!* - Jackie April 9, 2025, 11:23:56 i'm like 99% sure that's coming soon* - John Coctostan April 9, 2025, 9:16:53 phrasing* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 9:19:24 damn it* - John Coctostan April 9, 2025, 9:27:09 Thank you Mr. Trump, may I have another* - CWR10 April 9, 2025, 8:28:04 EU retaliation tastes sweet - Stu April 9, 2025, 8:25:27 hey GMAW! Your state senator accepted too much campaign cash! - Poldark April 9, 2025, 8:09:32 Check your stocks!* - GMAW April 9, 2025, 8:25:48 Check DJT stock. Floating on an all time low* - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:08:09 Up 7% today* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 9, 2025, 9:11:06 Today means nothing. It's floating on an all time low.* - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:15:04 hey detlef! declan rice is a golden god! tottenham smells like poo! check your stocks!* - VIV April 9, 2025, 8:11:41 Deaf Leopard has eaten her own face - complainant April 9, 2025, 8:04:49 War on Christmas - larue33 April 9, 2025, 8:02:59 84% lol. * - illini April 9, 2025, 7:15:28 I can't help but root for China - Stu April 9, 2025, 7:17:28 good luck! i can't do the extra firm beds* - VIV April 9, 2025, 8:39:21 lol* - illini21 April 9, 2025, 8:33:03 Have you ever made an iPhone before? There's a spot in the assembly line with you name on it* - HamptonSki April 9, 2025, 8:30:04 Sweet! Soon there won't be any jobs in America* - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:05:49 Oh, Stu* - jjlocke923 April 9, 2025, 8:08:11 CNBC rules. They don’t pull punches with each other or their guests.* - opossum jenkins April 9, 2025, 7:12:46 Kernen sucks Trump's cock.* - Stu April 9, 2025, 7:17:52 We’re so cooked* - John Coctostan April 9, 2025, 6:55:58 LOL at my old (still?) boss… - LeatherneckIllini April 9, 2025, 6:48:44 My sister texted me a clip of, I believe, your cousin on Fox News touting the virtues of tariffs - Jersey April 9, 2025, 7:22:27 Can you DM it to me? Will probably see him this year at his son’s wedding* - LeatherneckIllini April 9, 2025, 8:58:20 Well we know the new Trump catch phrase as it relates to trade - opey8 April 9, 2025, 6:39:37 You’re Gonna Love How I Look* - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 6:42:10 While Biden’s Oval Office setup isn’t exactly, what I’d call, “impressive” - timmer April 9, 2025, 4:28:04 As fake and tacky as the man himself.* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 10:41:59 He has a thing with gold - TarheelIllini April 9, 2025, 7:02:35 Collect each piece of fools gold for your own Oval Office, just $299 each - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 6:35:59 It’s obvious the guy doesn’t have the best interests in the American people in mind - timmer April 9, 2025, 0:19:39 so the 10 year yield keeps rising...* - ECEIllinois April 8, 2025, 22:49:30 But Trump is destroying the economy to lower it - Stu April 9, 2025, 5:10:35 Looks like Tishaura got crushed* - jfinsocal April 8, 2025, 21:08:12 Not a surprise and not a shame. She was terrible. * - VIV April 8, 2025, 21:16:37 She was so obviously in over her head* - CWR10 April 8, 2025, 21:33:12 Haas automation reducing production of CNC machines due to "dramatic decrease in demand" - ECEIllinois April 8, 2025, 21:02:11 Once he fucks up the military production machine, it’s gonna get really fun for him * - HamptonSki April 9, 2025, 6:54:11 Toyota gonna take over the F1 team when Gene needs money* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 8, 2025, 23:23:20 Unfortunately this is definitely not gonna make Trump sweat* - Herman Blume April 8, 2025, 21:43:06 hmm...* - Sammich April 8, 2025, 23:09:57 It’s also absolutely fucking industries dependent on exports. * - VIV April 8, 2025, 21:05:02 Thank you, trump voters.* - Toonces April 8, 2025, 20:58:28 SSA about to increase the barriers for seniors to apply for benefits - ATL April 8, 2025, 19:38:28 This sounds like a good thing, no?* - jjlocke923 April 8, 2025, 19:42:41 Shut the fuck ip! - Toonces April 8, 2025, 21:12:12 Shut the fuck ip! - Toonces April 8, 2025, 21:12:12 Shut the Fuck Up* - memyselfandillini April 8, 2025, 20:54:16 No* - PapaDels April 8, 2025, 20:35:29 There is a lot of fraud. This won’t exclude eligible people. Instead, it aims to eliminate fraud* - jjlocke923 April 8, 2025, 21:06:55 Show your fucking work or shut the fuck up - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 8, 2025, 21:43:03 SSA has been trying to tighten security already in recent years - Potomac April 9, 2025, 6:45:41 Here's an example for the unaware - Potomac April 9, 2025, 7:43:27 Who knows. But that’s not the barrier I’m talking about. - ATL April 9, 2025, 8:26:23 Why do you think the changes are being suggested? - jjlocke923 April 8, 2025, 22:03:13 yes, that is exactly why I think they are doing it* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:49:46 The cruelty is the point* - WhitmansFolly April 9, 2025, 1:01:13 The point is to make it harder for people to cheat the system. If that makes things a little more - jjlocke923 April 9, 2025, 7:29:01 You're so fucking stupid* - RVA April 8, 2025, 22:41:48 No no no, there’s “a lot” of fraud, you see* - Herman Blume April 8, 2025, 21:44:05 Yes - ATL April 8, 2025, 19:45:40 I think the word you were looking for - Herman Blume April 8, 2025, 20:28:03 ooo - biclops April 8, 2025, 19:34:35 The best and the brightest * - ATL April 8, 2025, 19:36:23 He is at UI today - biclops April 8, 2025, 19:39:07 Why would anyone waste a second listening to that hack* - Mrap24 April 8, 2025, 21:19:12 The IRS head, Melanie Krause, is quitting due to the information sharing policy below. - gvibes April 8, 2025, 17:57:03 After her predecessor quit over giving DOGE access to taxpayer info.* - Tortillini April 8, 2025, 18:48:23 I've aged by like 5 years over the last 4 trading days* - londoner April 8, 2025, 17:08:34 That’s just normal for someone in their 40s to be honest.* - ATL April 8, 2025, 18:00:13 Wrong. Only for people who don’t take care of themselves* - Stu April 8, 2025, 18:41:47 It gets worse.* - complainant April 8, 2025, 18:21:36 Tell me about it - ATL April 8, 2025, 18:29:06 Maybe you should stop eating at Arby’s so much.* - DocWalk20 April 8, 2025, 20:44:29 Trying to think of my last Arby’s trip. There was one by my house in Pittsburgh. - ATL April 9, 2025, 4:42:41 Pics or it didn't happen.* - complainant April 8, 2025, 17:34:44 Long time no see! - DT April 8, 2025, 17:15:48 the greatest political self-own in the history of America* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 17:13:34 biggest 4 day loss in the S&P's history (which, is 1957) - assassin April 8, 2025, 17:07:30 Trump has 73% approvals rating on the tariffs among GOP. Good ole cult doing cult things * - MC April 8, 2025, 17:09:12 And yet those same 73% opposed (still oppose?) the chips and science act* - snipes824 April 8, 2025, 17:15:32 If the GOP had supported the negotiated border bill - DT April 8, 2025, 17:19:47 Unfortunately, it might take time to trickle down to consumer prices - Sounder April 8, 2025, 17:14:26 Gas, groceries, and energy. As those go up in price, approval goes down * - MC April 8, 2025, 17:19:41 Won’t matter. It’s all Biden’s fault* - GMAW April 9, 2025, 6:47:18 Gas, Grass, or Ass, nobody rides for free* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 17:25:27 kudos to whoever came up with MAGA Maoism to describe Trump & his supporters' worldview* - ECEIllinois April 8, 2025, 17:03:49 The Cultural Revolution is the closest modern analog I could come up with to what they are doing - DT April 8, 2025, 17:13:06 CNBC regular just said ‘Lutnick is a fool’ - Stu April 8, 2025, 16:18:51 Here's the biggest problem - Sounder April 8, 2025, 16:40:49 Good thing for him: His idiot followers believe everything he says. - Stu April 8, 2025, 16:58:43 There is a strong contingency of his cult to which that is true - Sounder April 8, 2025, 17:05:32 I can't get enough of Trump EO signings, this time against "woke coal" - Sounder April 8, 2025, 16:05:49 He loves his EOs...makes him feel like a king* - UofIL6 April 8, 2025, 16:21:55 Bc without them he gets nothing done. He can’t pass any real legislation* - Mrap24 April 8, 2025, 17:58:48 You can see it in his facial expressions - Sounder April 8, 2025, 16:41:34 at least he's admitting that it's possible for something black to be discriminated against* - Sammich April 8, 2025, 16:08:53 Oh he’s all about discriminating against* - memyselfandillini April 8, 2025, 21:01:05 It's big, black, and beautiful* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 16:12:00 lol at the Trump supporters scapegoating Navarro for all this - ECEIllinois April 8, 2025, 14:49:32 The Navarro / Musk feud is my fav thing about all of this. * - haighter April 8, 2025, 14:58:46 Classic “worst person you know makes a great point.” Navarro is truly a moron* - PapaDels April 8, 2025, 15:04:39 U MEAN PETER RETARDO LMAO* - assassin April 8, 2025, 14:59:45 good one, sir!* - ECEIllinois April 8, 2025, 16:08:50 Wait, I thought they believed that Trump was destroying the stock market on purpose? - Stu April 8, 2025, 14:57:16 10y rates are now higher than before Liberation Day, so not hearing that one today* - gvibes April 8, 2025, 17:58:19 i've lost count on where we've landed on The Wheel of Excuses. - VIV April 8, 2025, 14:59:04 we're going to staff our new factories with a mix of robots and fired government workers - assassin April 8, 2025, 15:00:40 We know you don't have a job now, but just wait the 5-7 years until the new widget factory is built! - KingTalkyTiki April 8, 2025, 15:16:53 ooo* - EffinIllini April 8, 2025, 15:12:50 They all have one thing in common: They all think Trump is some kind of super genius - Stu April 8, 2025, 15:00:06 don't forget, he recently learned "groceries"* - shua April 8, 2025, 15:11:44 It's an old fashioned word, but a beautiful word - Sounder April 8, 2025, 15:23:08 Hey now. He just learned gro-cer-ies. That's 3.* - EffinIllini April 8, 2025, 15:11:23 You mean gross-ries?* - Stu April 8, 2025, 15:17:59 fuck. you made it 2.* - EffinIllini April 9, 2025, 10:59:07 the senate GOP grilled the trade rep today! - John Coctostan April 8, 2025, 14:55:23 It's not unfathomable that the US government could collapse - jfinsocal April 8, 2025, 14:38:36 Dead cat all done bouncing* - Stu April 8, 2025, 14:18:55 I tend to think the market is somehow underselling it so far - John Coctostan April 8, 2025, 14:38:45 China announced new tariffs. Also none of these actually kick in until tomorrow.* - Warrin'_Illini April 8, 2025, 14:20:27 With all this shipping that ain’t gonna happen with 104% China tariffs and recession… - timmer April 8, 2025, 14:05:59 IRS punishing migrants for paying taxes. great plan. - assassin April 8, 2025, 14:05:46 The tax receipt side of this is going to get scary really fast. - Carl Spackler April 8, 2025, 14:48:45 half trillion minimum per year - memyselfandillini April 8, 2025, 21:03:26 Some really stupid people think revenue from tariffs will eliminate income taxes* - opey8 April 8, 2025, 14:52:23 the External Revenue Service!* - Sammich April 8, 2025, 14:53:02 nobody who works for or with ICE should feel safe in public for as long as they live* - Sammich April 8, 2025, 14:08:13 Seriously. The jackbooted goose stepping idolization is evil* - PapaDels April 8, 2025, 14:11:52 Dang it, my hometown airline has gone Paul, Weiss - complainant April 8, 2025, 13:41:33 Given all of the self inflicted crisis that Trump has been responsible so far - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:10:54 You need more info on how Trump is going to react to a major disease outbreak?* - snipes824 April 8, 2025, 13:14:58 I think it would be way worse this way around - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:20:03 Phase ii of the Great Culling should be ready to launch. Now that we've identified all the people - complainant April 8, 2025, 13:31:01 *narrator* - illini thunder April 8, 2025, 17:14:12 Looks like the Dems have their Donald Trump for 2028 - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:37:13 random thing i was thinking about - with all this overzealous immigration and visa enforcement, how - John Coctostan April 8, 2025, 12:34:04 duke basketball player from south sudan basically can't go home* - torinese April 8, 2025, 18:48:02 I do worry about the Illinois basketball reliance on Europe and Canada - RVA April 8, 2025, 13:55:58 The US is hosting a World Cup and Olympics during Trump's term. Should be fun.* - Warrin'_Illini April 8, 2025, 13:23:20 Winning a World Cup because you denied entry to foreigners is still winning a World Cup * - ghost_of_clt April 8, 2025, 13:32:21 This is one of the few times I'm with Trump. I don't like crowds so keeping as many people away as - Warrin'_Illini April 8, 2025, 13:35:34 You really think the world cup crowds would affect you?* - longsnapper April 8, 2025, 13:41:01 I'm just funnin'. However, I expect Trump's presence to keep attendance down. - Warrin'_Illini April 8, 2025, 13:55:33 Dont forget about all the people who won't get visas in time cause he fired half the workforce* - HamptonSki April 8, 2025, 14:28:48 I live in a host city, which I'm very excited about - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:41:59 I don't really see how it will be a "shitshow" beyond a little bit worse than an NFL game. - longsnapper April 8, 2025, 13:58:59 It'll be fine, but I think the congestion is going to be really bad - Sounder April 8, 2025, 14:02:42 Do you realize that a big reason to want to host these events - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:38:36 It's too bad that it appears that our team is apathetic and heartless* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:33:41 When he first got elected I remember having that thought - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:29:19 no chance he attends either, right?* - Sammich April 8, 2025, 13:30:40 his vain desire for everyone in the world to see him as the POTUS, with all the power that entails - IlliniSax05 April 8, 2025, 13:33:18 The global attendees? Hell, he's going to get booed by the Americans as well - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:34:30 Are you kidding me? I think he'll light the fucking torch - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:33:10 down goes tourism - assassin April 8, 2025, 13:13:28 I think it'll be a no-name US citizen before it's a rich/famous non-citizen - Sammich April 8, 2025, 12:36:22 i mean that's going to happen too for sure. just think there is bound to be a problem here* - John Coctostan April 8, 2025, 13:01:52 it will be a problem for anyone who can't or won't line Trump's pockets - Sammich April 8, 2025, 13:25:47 I can't wait for Trump to not be allowed into Canada because he's a convicted felon - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:06:11 Don’t hold your breath* - jjlocke923 April 8, 2025, 13:11:15 Trump only takes foreign trips to despotic and corrupt countries - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:19:20 He's already talking about taking away dual citizenship, so it feels inevitable* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:37:51 Has anyone actually read The Art of the Deal? - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:06:42 Trump had a board game, I think based on the book, which we played in college - bjl63 April 8, 2025, 13:24:39 read it as a kid. was pretty much your standard ghostwritten memoir* - ECEIllinois April 8, 2025, 13:08:19 It's just '80s business pablum. I assume similar to Iacocca's "autobiography" - Sammich April 8, 2025, 12:10:54 the ghostwriters telling of how it got written is pretty hysterical* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:12:29 Well…he didn’t write it, did he? * - haighter April 8, 2025, 12:10:30 Not even a little bit* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:11:56 More Chinese tariffs at midnight. Wheeeee* - UofIL6 April 8, 2025, 11:49:33 It really feels like the primary goal is to crash the market and the broader economy. - doubledown April 8, 2025, 13:10:05 I truly think that he thinks tariffs are a good idea - Sounder April 8, 2025, 13:22:03 There goes the market* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 11:58:10 ooo - complainant April 8, 2025, 11:23:59 Lol - the formula was touted as CEA-approved, but Miran has now sworn it off. - gvibes April 8, 2025, 10:57:33 It’s Navarro.* - Carl Spackler April 8, 2025, 13:03:51 Is it, or is it Ron Vara?* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 14:07:33 It's cute anyone thinks Trump listens to "advisors", let alone economic ones* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:03:00 Even dead cats can bounce* - Stu April 8, 2025, 8:54:41 I sold some more stocks at the open - jfinsocal April 8, 2025, 11:44:23 Heh, ted Cruz went to the natty at the last second. Of course Houston lost. So good* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 22:23:07 Trump admin folds like a cheap suit on NYC congestion pricing - ATL April 7, 2025, 21:01:23 Fox News throwing all the shit at the wall to hope something, anything sticks.... - KingTalkyTiki April 7, 2025, 20:33:59 This has to be a work. I refuse to believe that someone who gets their makeup done... - haighter April 8, 2025, 8:56:27 I think the statement came from another guest on the show, a woman* - gvibes April 8, 2025, 10:58:00 He did say that sitting behind computer screens makes you a woman. - KingTalkyTiki April 8, 2025, 11:01:54 He also said that it's effeminate to drink through a straw - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:07:31 Jesse Watters brings his swimsuit to the gym to shower in. * - doubledown April 7, 2025, 21:12:15 He loves a strong, manly man. * - VIV April 7, 2025, 20:42:30 Are you insinuating that wants to get thrown around by a man?* - opossum jenkins April 8, 2025, 11:54:54 That guy really needs to get hit by a bus. Dime store Tucker Carlson* - WhitmansFolly April 7, 2025, 20:35:00 Trump's back to his story about foreign regulators dropping bowling balls on cars* - ECEIllinois April 7, 2025, 19:54:03 Has this been posted yet? - Phytynlini April 7, 2025, 19:33:29 We may remove fluoride from water but soon. But hey, no nuclear war this time … yet. - illini April 7, 2025, 18:23:51 didn’t know there was a CDC left to recommend things to * - assassin April 7, 2025, 18:40:25 Want to get rid of your unloved cybertruck? - Stu April 7, 2025, 17:48:04 I'm sharing the Atlantic article about Doug Burgum - complainant April 7, 2025, 17:17:53 As I said before, that doesn't really seem unreasonable * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 7, 2025, 18:15:10 Seems inefficient. Kind of thing DOGE would do away with.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 8, 2025, 0:21:59 You know what else seems inefficient? Space exploration* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 11:38:15 I don't understand what about it is reasonable - Sammich April 7, 2025, 18:17:53 You bake your own cookies? - snipes824 April 7, 2025, 18:37:01 not only that, but fresh-baked cookies are generally not a part of my workday at all! - Sammich April 7, 2025, 19:08:23 Ahem - ATL April 7, 2025, 18:05:27 If you couldn’t tell by the hair he was loony * - illini April 7, 2025, 17:50:01 In the grand scheme of things in the world right now, I can't get mad at this one* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 17:32:09 thou shalt not covet thy fellow secretaries' wait staff - Sammich April 7, 2025, 17:30:20 What are the odds the Maryland man deported to an El Salvadoran prison is killed - GMAW April 7, 2025, 15:13:32 SCOTUS just overturned the TROs in the Alien Enemies case - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 18:13:33 And a hearing or adjudication of some sort* - gvibes April 7, 2025, 19:38:25 I don't know, any basic level of due process whatsofuckingever?* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:04:52 So grabbing them and throwing them in a white van was not the right thing to do?* - ATL April 7, 2025, 19:57:39 wonder what Roberts' rationale here is. seems like the biggest no brainer ever* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 15:53:10 There was a separation of powers argument in the one concurrence I didn't quite - gvibes April 7, 2025, 16:09:36 almost as much of a no brainer as saying the president doesn't have absolute immunity* - Orangeillini April 7, 2025, 16:06:21 They’re counting on it* - snipes824 April 7, 2025, 15:39:52 Probably already happened * - meanjeans April 7, 2025, 15:30:56 This* - MtHoodIllini April 7, 2025, 18:04:31 I have identified a cost savings of $92 million for DOGE. - complainant April 7, 2025, 15:02:37 Trump definitely not talking there will be any pause in tariffs at any time soon* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 14:27:46 How much money could I make from building iPads or stitching Nikes? - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2025, 15:38:38 You should just stitch ipads. You’d make a ton.* - Stu April 7, 2025, 17:44:20 then why was he talking about 50 countries wanting to negotiate?... - shua April 7, 2025, 14:45:28 because he's stupid, a liar, and a stupid liar* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 16:16:09 On this issue, he’s already a lame duck* - GMAW April 7, 2025, 15:25:33 Trump just said we’re having direct talks with Iran on Saturday?* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 14:23:14 Agenda written by: Bibi* - cpsteine April 7, 2025, 15:48:19 Deal or bomb their nuclear facilities into dust, is basically what he implied - Stu April 7, 2025, 14:41:34 What is the deal though? There was a deal but he blew it up* - gvibes April 7, 2025, 16:06:23 The deal is that Trump gets to make the deal - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 16:12:16 He’s been talking like that for a month - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 14:43:27 One of my friends is in the National Guard and is getting deployed under very secretive circumstance - Sounder April 7, 2025, 16:12:15 I just heard him say we've been talking to them.* - Stu April 7, 2025, 14:50:32 Maybe dumb question, but how much of the imports from China... - shua April 7, 2025, 12:26:50 in a mind boggling decision made long before i joined the company, we ship metal components to china - torinese April 7, 2025, 13:50:42 Did you see 60 Minutes last night? - Stu April 7, 2025, 14:01:44 Some of that has to do with standard of identity laws around whiskey in the US. * - haighter April 7, 2025, 14:05:59 Namely if you want "Whiskey" or "Straight Whiskey" on the label...(Rye, Bourbon, etc)... - haighter April 7, 2025, 14:12:07 is there a functional reason for that? - IlliniSax05 April 7, 2025, 14:23:25 No...it's pure government fuckery. It alters the flavor somewhat... - haighter April 7, 2025, 14:27:14 cool. thanks for the info - IlliniSax05 April 7, 2025, 14:49:12 That’s not to say there isn’t a ton of art and technique that goes into barrel selection… - haighter April 7, 2025, 15:02:24 Obviously I'm not going to sit here and tell you how whiskey is made - Sounder April 7, 2025, 16:08:15 The "New American Barrel" rule was written after the repeal of prohibition and almost certainly - ATL April 7, 2025, 16:20:51 That's fair* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 17:32:37 isn't it the whiskey companies that like these distinctions, not the gov? - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 16:07:18 It’s the statement of composition that we don’t always like…and that’s strictly decided by… - haighter April 7, 2025, 23:50:37 What about that is mind boggling? - Sounder April 7, 2025, 13:52:20 they didn't move enough of the labor over to leverage the lower cost and didn't source material - torinese April 7, 2025, 14:20:44 Here is a related answer - Stu April 7, 2025, 12:39:42 This quote from Trump at the Dodgers visit is absolutely wild - Sounder April 7, 2025, 12:22:27 Scott Bessent is a fucking moron - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:43:41 Not as bad as Lutnick. Bring back Mnuchin and his bond villain wife!* - gvibes April 7, 2025, 11:47:29 And the two of them combined are out there espousing completely opposite paths on this - assassin April 7, 2025, 12:03:26 Blackrock CEO Larry Fink says we are already in a recession - Stu April 7, 2025, 11:29:01 Four years of fed tinkering for a soft landing, and Putin’s fuckboy just rampages in cocks it up. - doubledown April 7, 2025, 11:34:14 Though I don't think this is Putin's doing. Trump has viewed a trade deficit as stealing from the - gvibes April 7, 2025, 11:36:25 everything he does is based on a principle of zero sum - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:42:47 There was a 2019 NYT article making the rounds recently - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 11:42:17 ooo - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 11:47:03 Of all the presidencies in all the countries of the world he had to get elected to mine.* - DT April 7, 2025, 11:43:24 Top 5 movie of all time* - MtHoodIllini April 7, 2025, 14:08:50 Reference acknowledged * - meanjeans April 7, 2025, 11:49:05 Idiocracy is real* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:45:06 What would Russia and China do differently if their goal was to weaken the US?* - longsnapper April 7, 2025, 11:40:02 i don't think trump is knowingly fucking things as a russian asset. - VIV April 7, 2025, 11:44:10 So exactly since the time he was recruited to work for the Kremlin? - complainant April 7, 2025, 11:39:59 I’ll wait for Ari to weigh in. * - assassin April 7, 2025, 11:33:19 Check your stocks!* - GMAW April 7, 2025, 11:39:00 up today. still have a ways to go to beat 2022, but most people don't know that since the media - Ari Gold April 7, 2025, 13:02:25 almost like they were different circumstances - assassin April 7, 2025, 13:07:58 Ari's just saying that Trump's first 60 days has had the same effect as the Fed hiking rates 425bp - ATL April 7, 2025, 13:48:26 What I can't stop thinking about is how completely self inflicted this is - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:31:39 Don't let Congress off the hook. They could stop this if they wanted.* - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2025, 11:32:52 I want to write a book called "Profiles in Cowardice" - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:35:28 Weren’t you just about to go buy a gun because children were knocking on your door? - doubledown April 7, 2025, 11:37:17 I have acknowledged my personal missteps and course corrected them* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:39:12 Does he know what defines a ‘recession’? - timmer April 7, 2025, 11:30:53 I don’t think he’s going by a textbook definition - Stu April 7, 2025, 11:32:40 The uncertainty and volatility has annihilated consumer confidence* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:34:17 We just entered a new quarter, this one and next would do it.* - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2025, 11:32:25 This article on tariffs is great - gvibes April 7, 2025, 10:57:05 an analyst on MSNBC just described this policy as "pure destruction" - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:10:52 will be better as a Daily Show feature showing the conflicting rationales* - Orangeillini April 7, 2025, 11:05:42 I am looking forward to John Stewart tonight - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:08:33 He's been pretty much fire since he came back on-air* - bjl63 April 7, 2025, 11:15:16 yes and no - Sounder April 7, 2025, 11:16:46 Jon* - JeffFrank April 7, 2025, 11:09:33 Has anyone found Robert Lighthizer? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 11:02:26 The attorney who argued the Garcia removal appeal was put on leave for stating the truth - gvibes April 7, 2025, 10:42:47 This tweet could singlehandedly sink the global economy - Sounder April 7, 2025, 10:36:58 New 50% tariff on China if they don't withdraw their retaliatory tariffs immediately. * - larue33 April 7, 2025, 10:36:44 The market volatility is astounding - Sounder April 7, 2025, 10:16:16 so the quants are getting rich off this, too, right? wouldn't they be screaming murder otherwise?* - torinese April 7, 2025, 10:30:40 I'm sure the market manipulation and institutional fuckery is off the charts* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 10:32:41 Trump considering 90 day pause in tariffs, driving market higher* - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:16:10 At least no one is talking about Signalgate* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 10:10:46 Wasn't it report how Goldberg's number got sucked onto Waltz phone? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 10:12:55 White House says 90 day pause is Fake News* - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:35:41 they very much want us all to know they are not doing the thing that drove a market spike up. - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 9:47:34 someone gives trump a plausible out. trump continues to saw off his own dick - VIV April 7, 2025, 9:46:03 Well he is also really fucking dumb. So there's that* - opey8 April 7, 2025, 9:47:19 And down goes the market again* - UofIL6 April 7, 2025, 9:39:20 Oh wait, maybe a false rumor now markets dropping again* - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:23:45 This tells us the bottom isn’t in. Look how quickly we flipped from fear to greed and back again - meanjeans April 7, 2025, 10:22:16 It's a bloomberg headline from a very equivocal answer from Hassett - gvibes April 7, 2025, 9:27:55 Not really a Bloomberg headline. It's a dude named Bloomberg that acts like a wire service on x - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 9:33:51 Lol. I had seen it formatted like a Bloomberg terminal headline and assumed* - gvibes April 7, 2025, 9:34:53 Literally just a guy named Walter Bloomberg lol - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 9:35:52 4 trillion in market value moving on a single fake tweet./ What a world* - gvibes April 7, 2025, 9:37:28 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* - VIV April 7, 2025, 9:24:55 I'm waiting until there's a glimpse of daylight to pull the trigger on a small buy - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:25:48 You've got more confidence than me. I ain't buying shit unless & until.* - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2025, 9:27:19 Like I said, small. But I have huge losses to make up, and sold some at a loss Thursday.* - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:31:14 Side note: I'm not rich like Tarheel* - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:34:37 How much did Marj, Donnie Jr., Eric and crew buy this weekend? - illini222 April 7, 2025, 9:21:57 Yep. This is just institutionalized insider trading.* - AintHatin April 7, 2025, 9:25:24 LOLOLOLOLOL* - VIV April 7, 2025, 9:21:15 This is outrageous * - MC April 7, 2025, 9:20:02 No one man should have this much power irrespective of party, nationality* - opossum jenkins April 7, 2025, 9:17:26 Someone needs to kill him - Sounder April 7, 2025, 9:33:05 *waves to secret service* - timmer April 7, 2025, 11:29:50 Melania would be the first suspect if someone poisoned his Big Mac* - Stu April 7, 2025, 11:15:27 It's OK to have a thought and then not post it. * - Memphian April 7, 2025, 10:13:26 dots - gvibes April 7, 2025, 10:09:00 you might want to take a vacation or something. * - VIV April 7, 2025, 10:07:06 We're definitely in uncharted waters as far as presidential fuckery goes.* - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2025, 10:00:21 It's been worst case scenario beyond my wildest imagination* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 10:26:06 Make a martyr out of him. Perfect. * - Tuscy April 7, 2025, 9:54:38 The damage he is capable of doing over the next four years - Sounder April 7, 2025, 10:14:00 Yeah that’s not an outcome I support* - opossum jenkins April 7, 2025, 9:47:35 But if he died, you wouldn't be disappointed, right?* - Sounder April 7, 2025, 10:16:42 my man is trying to shatter Caesar's record* - Sammich April 7, 2025, 9:46:48 Careful Sounder* - jjlocke923 April 7, 2025, 9:45:07 He totally jerks off to having this much influence* - KCWildcat April 7, 2025, 9:21:27 Do people understand that stock prices are not just about people's personal wealth? - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:07:21 They most likely don't, but in the slight chance they do, they care more about "LIBS BIG MAD" more - longsnapper April 7, 2025, 9:12:01 THE SAME PEOPLE MAD ABOUT TARIFFS GOT VACCINATED* - GMAW April 7, 2025, 9:27:12 The current talking point is that only the rich should care about stocks - Sammich April 7, 2025, 9:10:44 BUY THE DIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* - VIV April 7, 2025, 9:15:06 we've already had projects go on hold and sales get deferred due to the tariffs* - VIV April 7, 2025, 9:09:52 dow 36k* - VIV April 7, 2025, 8:48:36 I see 37. Did I miss a huge dip?* - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:09:51 38. Programmed buying?* - Stu April 7, 2025, 9:13:58 Trump 30k! Just like Dirk* - GMAW April 7, 2025, 8:53:41 I hope the Big Ten moves on this - larue33 April 7, 2025, 8:34:46 Can someone explain to me the VAT the EU supposedly imposes on us? - opossum jenkins April 7, 2025, 8:19:12 All goods and services subject to VAT if supply chain "adds value" to final product/service* - opey8 April 7, 2025, 8:24:22 They impose it on their own stuff too. * - doubledown April 7, 2025, 8:21:55 Some men, you just can’t reach. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. - ATL April 7, 2025, 6:55:30 I think the sun has baked a lot of their brains. * - doubledown April 7, 2025, 7:59:18 It's the same in Illinois, judging by my FB feed. - Sammich April 7, 2025, 8:37:11 I hope they like their $12,000 iPads and $1,200 Nikes. I'm with Dave Chappelle, keep those Chinese - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2025, 8:45:55   Searching