The Deuce: Much like Born in the USA, I look forward to right wing politicians misunderstanding the meaning...

Political thread for the week of January 26th. - larue33 January 26, 2026, 8:02:46

Hey, all you Headline Hunks. DILF, call me - Bari - Stu Today, 17:48:56
Makin' copies..... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 16:00:06
- He was 47 and she was 22 when they got married - Sammich Today, 16:09:27
  - HE CAN DO IT!* - Sounder Today, 16:10:43
    - OH NO - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 18:18:36
FBI searching Fulton County, Ga election offices where they store 2020 ballots - ATL Today, 15:17:59
- Those Epstein files must really be crazy!! Can the FBI raid the DOJ offices and get those?* - shua Today, 16:03:20
  - Epstein definitely fucked Melania* - Sounder Today, 16:11:56
    - Yeah but that was 40 years ago * - ATL Today, 16:29:39
I ring zee bell - Sounder Today, 12:45:19
- lol - ECEIllinois Today, 14:44:51
- The spin on the flop her movie is going to be is gonna be epic* - Mrap24 Today, 13:25:05
  - I'm waiting for her Christmas special. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 15:15:37
  - make fuck, get green card* - Sounder Today, 13:44:13
    - BERZERKER* - Sammich Today, 14:51:21
    - oOo - KingTalkyTiki Today, 14:31:43
  - “We’ll make over a billion on the streaming services.”* - timmer Today, 13:26:41
I didn't think any of it was true, but nothing would surprise me either - Sounder Today, 11:54:48
- Please tell us the movie that you’d like to watch* - TarheelIllini Today, 13:10:36
Will Leitch currently on MSNOW* - Sounder Today, 11:51:42
- mattoon's finest* - lcubed Today, 12:10:33
  - He's carved out a nice little career for himself - Sounder Today, 12:12:43
    - For as much sports content i consume, i've never read or listened to any of his stuff - illini21 Today, 13:07:40
      - Are you talkling about Leitch or Simmons?* - Sounder Today, 13:10:49
        
        Whoops, sorry. Simmons* - illini21 Today, 13:13:31
        
        His voice is horrible - Sounder Today, 13:44:44
        
        i used to eagerly await his articles on page 2 when he started. i think it was about 2x/week - lcubed Today, 14:26:06
        
        One Final Toss for the Dooze - Sounder Today, 14:54:10
        
        his eye for talent is 100x better than his writing talent (past or present)* - torinese Today, 14:10:11
    - i remember watching his crappy cartoon on espn's page 2 when i was working in college* - lcubed Today, 12:21:36
      - The arc from Deadspin/Page 2/Boston Sports Guy to now is quite fascinating* - Sounder Today, 12:26:17
The Boss also wrote a song about Minneapolis - ATL Today, 11:09:36
- Much like Born in the USA, I look forward to right wing politicians misunderstanding the meaning... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:02:10
- Ugh, he's gotten so political lately* - KCWildcat Today, 11:10:17
  - Not sure if snark.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 11:29:08
    - Ima assume it is and he's not just taking 41 shots* - ATL Today, 11:34:05
      - It scares me that due to others, Surf thought I was serious* - KCWildcat Today, 11:36:27
        
        Anyone who didn't recognize that as obvious sarcasm - Sounder Today, 11:53:11
        
        Poe's Law is a motherfucker* - Sammich Today, 12:00:57
        
        It feels obvious that we need a sarcasm font, right? - Sounder Today, 12:06:43
      - Was Born in the USA so should know.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 11:35:12
  - It's always entertaining when a politicial uses a protest song - Sounder Today, 11:15:25
whatever happened to the Trump Phone? - VIV Today, 10:53:14
- I know this will shock you, but they presold a bunch of them, took people's money - Sounder Today, 10:55:27
  - So it's the Tesla Roadster 2? * - doubledown Today, 11:05:15
What exactly is a Trump account and how does it differ - Sounder Today, 10:40:59
- I look forward to the removal of his name off of every single thing... - shua Today, 11:39:08
  - Trump Airport feels inevitable* - Sounder Today, 12:07:52
    - What's notable is that to date, nobody has fucking added his name to anything - ijustkrushalot Today, 12:11:29
      - Reminds me of when Blago was gov of IL and put his name on everything, only to be ripped off - illinibone Today, 15:59:26
      - He just got a street in West Palm Beach last week* - Sounder Today, 12:19:43
        
        if there was any need for elementary schools in The Villages, they'd all be named after him* - Sammich Today, 12:25:44
        
        Maybe they'll name a new STD variant after him?* - Sounder Today, 12:37:25
    - Deep in a red state that there's no way I'm going to visit anyways. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:10:20
  - Preach Brother, preach.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:02:30
    - I want a big public ceremony for every time his name is removed* - Sounder Today, 12:08:44
- it's like a regular account, but Trump is also joint account holder... - shua Today, 10:46:47
  - Wait, is that last part true?* - Sounder Today, 11:00:53
    - wait, you were fine with him being a cosigner on the accounts :) none of it's true* - shua Today, 11:40:08
      - dotz - Sounder Today, 11:55:27
    - The likelihood is low, but not zero. * - doubledown Today, 11:03:26
      - Trump hated crypto until he realized how easy it is to grift with it* - Sounder Today, 11:04:17
- actually a decent idea - ATL Today, 10:45:38
  - Isn't that basically just a 401K or an IRA?* - Sounder Today, 10:54:07
    - Actually as I dig more into it it's a bit worse than those two things BUT - ATL Today, 10:55:22
2026 Chicago Snow Plow Naming contest: 70% of submissions are "Abolish ICE" - KingTalkyTiki Today, 10:16:23
Many mornings I watch the NYSE opening bell if I'm home - Stu Today, 9:19:49
- they must have been bummed like you that the s&p cracked 7k for the first time.* - Ari Gold Today, 13:06:12
  - Great analysis. STFU. * - memyselfandillini Today, 18:54:02
- As of yesterday some screenings had sold no tickets.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 11:30:20
  - ooo - VIV Today, 12:39:54
- I predict this movie will be a box office smash, raking in at least $1 Billion. - doubledown Today, 10:11:41
  - Putting aside my personal feelings that she is one step above a high rent hooker - Sounder Today, 10:25:57
    - oOo - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:12:41
  - i wonder if they're going to buy out some theaters to make it look successful* - VIV Today, 10:19:38
    - i just checked fandago for availability and.... oh boy - VIV Today, 10:26:48
even Assad would ask his guys to dial back the margins a little - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 23:05:29
Tillis goes scorched earth on Noem and Miller. - OB25 Yesterday, 20:38:43
- if miller somehow ended up getting sacrificed that would be an excellent outcome for america* - cpsteine Today, 8:31:50
  - That seems unlikely. - DT Today, 8:52:16
    - yes, we're not that fortunate* - cpsteine Today, 9:04:02
      - Miller will be standing next to Trump at the gates of Hell - Sounder Today, 10:02:06
  - I agree but he isn't a cabinet level position to be fired* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 8:39:16
- You can always count on the GOP to do or say the right thing - TarheelIllini Today, 8:08:07
  - Once they're affected personally* - KCWildcat Today, 8:18:04
- This short take from the Mooch is heartwarming - Jackie Yesterday, 20:57:07
  - The Mooch has turned into a great guy - Stu Yesterday, 21:10:35
- seems like Noem and Miller are trying to throw each other under the bus today - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 20:45:05
  - let 'em fight.* - VIV Today, 10:27:48
  - Yeah, didn't Miller initially say the guy was an assassin or something?* - gvibes Yesterday, 23:10:42
    - yes. and Vance retweeted him* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 23:41:05
      - Vance should be dragged into this, he’s the dumbest amplifier* - memyselfandillini Today, 10:23:27
  - Either of those ghouls even hinting at the slightest degree of anything close to the tiniest mistake - biclops Yesterday, 21:06:28
Goodbye Canada. We barely knew ye - Stu Yesterday, 20:02:16
- One of the things that this administration is showing is that a substantial proportion of - ATL Yesterday, 20:05:04
  - You have to be kind of stupid to take the kinds of risk needed to accumulate that sort of wealth. * - doubledown Yesterday, 20:32:42
Well the digging for dirt on Pretti finally turned something up - OB25 Yesterday, 19:48:05
- Unfortunately for them the video still looks awful * - MC Yesterday, 20:38:09
- ICE agents would never initiate a physical confrontation and physically assault observers* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 19:57:00
- If it happened. * - doubledown Yesterday, 19:53:32
ICE agents tried to enter Ecuador's consulate in Minneapolis* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 19:04:32
- ooo - ATL Yesterday, 20:10:26
- Guy tries to attack Ilhan Omar - ATL Yesterday, 19:24:00
  - she continued speaking? wtf? - VIV Today, 11:00:45
  - Thats two democratic reps this week * - MC Yesterday, 20:37:26
  - What the fuck is wrong with people - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 20:25:04
  - She wasn't backing down. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 19:35:03
    - Wouldn't be turned around* - Sammich Yesterday, 19:55:17
  - he looks intoxicated* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 19:31:04
    - Sounds like someone about to go on duty as an ice agent.* - ATL Yesterday, 19:39:36
4 "cryings" and a "Sir." - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 18:08:01
- Rejected Hugh Grant comeback romcom?* - ATL Yesterday, 18:18:08
Consumer confidence drops in January - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 17:36:51
- Trump tells me the economy is ripping and we are the hottest country in the world - Sounder Yesterday, 18:02:22
  - ripping giant farts maybe* - memyselfandillini Today, 18:55:10
- consumer confidence down, measles rates up! Go go USA* - assassin Yesterday, 17:48:52
Dollar down massively again today (-1.3%). Now down over 11% since Trump's inauguration* - VIV Yesterday, 15:59:56
- I read this as US goods are 11% more affordable to the world - timmer Yesterday, 16:59:11
- Trump said he doesn’t care about it, then it dropped even more - Stu Yesterday, 16:45:39
  - he's been a weak dollar advocate for a long time* - assassin Yesterday, 16:50:05
TACO Tuesday. DHS released the petitioner rather than produce Lyons - ATL Yesterday, 14:47:08
CBP shot another person - ATL Yesterday, 13:52:17
Dems tell Trump to fire Noem or they will impeach; JD threatens South Korea - Stu Yesterday, 12:59:15
I'd rather have this immigrant as my neighbor or in my community than any ICE agent... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:36:50
Trump: "You can't have guns". I guess it took Nixon to go to China. - ATL Yesterday, 12:13:53
- remember when he said "Take the guns first, go through due process second" his 1st term* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 12:44:43
- Wrong place* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:35:54
  - ...and reminder, he was just walking in his neighborhood with a gun he was licensed to have. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:41:41
- except for Kyle Rittenhouse, right?* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 12:32:36
- Imagine if a democratic president had said this* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 12:21:06
  - Billboards with that quote next to his orange mug need to go up on every rural interstate in US- - ATL Yesterday, 12:30:35
  - democratic presidents tend not to have a years-long history of constant word vomit - Sammich Yesterday, 12:26:12
- The "you" there does not include his supporters - Sammich Yesterday, 12:18:12
  - As you pointed out last week it’s Don’t Tread on ME. * - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 12:35:08
- Finally a President willing to repeal the 2nd Amendment - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:18:07
  - if you're planning on being a dictator, can't exactly have an armed populace* - assassin Yesterday, 12:19:18
    - Armed populace that opposes you. I'm sure he's fine with his supporters being armed to the teeth.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:43:12
“Symphony No. 15 is a portrait of Abraham Lincoln, and the values of Kennedy Center today are in - ATL Yesterday, 11:14:01
EU made a big trade deal with India as an FU to Trump - Stu Yesterday, 9:35:45
- Also… - Stu Yesterday, 10:56:34
- On the plus side, Trump’s complete alienation of the EU got us absolutely no benefits - DT Yesterday, 9:39:34
  - Fart of the Deal.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:37:40
  - Did it make him money?* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 10:36:52
  - Alienating and sewing discord among our most trusted allies, art of the deal* - Sounder Yesterday, 10:29:15
    - sowing - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 10:32:36
      - Trump is a seamstress* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 10:59:29
  - The man bankrupted multiple casinos. He’s shit at dealmaking. * - doubledown Yesterday, 9:52:59
The kindergartner that ICE abducted is still in jail, FYI* - ATL Yesterday, 8:35:35
- MAGA response: what was ICE supposed to do, leave the kid on the street by himself?... - shua Yesterday, 9:38:32
  - It was widely reported at the time, that there were family members able and willing to take him. * - Tuscy Yesterday, 10:11:15
- Chief Judge of the District Court in Mpls sets contempt hearing for head of ICE - ATL Yesterday, 9:00:06
  - Judge is really just forcing ICE to release the guy (see para 4). Lyons won't appear* - gvibes Yesterday, 9:38:50
    - Most likely outcome is they don't release the guy *and* Lyons doesn't appear. - Sammich Yesterday, 9:54:45
      - They are federal but are supposed to be a co-equal branch. Enforcement of judicial - gvibes Yesterday, 9:59:30
Is it Indiana? - complainant Yesterday, 7:18:22
- As if we needed more evidence of brain washing but libural universities* - gvibes Yesterday, 9:40:13
- So what does the Y-axis represent? - timmer Yesterday, 7:59:16
  - "Bachelor's Degree or higher" per the "Source" line* - VIV Yesterday, 8:33:47
  - The percentage of the population with a college degree or some college or who has milked a cow - ATL Yesterday, 8:02:14
- My eye site must be really bad, what state is to the right of NC?* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 7:43:01
  - Hawaii* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 7:46:12
    - Isn’t that abbreviated HI? I guess it looks like HW which isn’t correct - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 10:35:59
      - It is HW. HI is the official abbreviation, but who cares?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 10:51:53
        
        *Geography nerd sheepishly raises hand** - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:53:18
        
        seconded* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 12:34:10
    - I see that Doug didn't attend college* - ATL Yesterday, 7:53:46
      - Doug Was - VIV Yesterday, 8:34:49
        
        Was Not Was?* - ATL Yesterday, 8:39:32
Good reality check on what Democrats should strive for with this funding bill. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 6:53:18
- I think most people get that having some say over the DHS budget - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 13:03:04
- nm - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:43:29
- I was not a defund the police guy but I believe that there are a lot of normie centrists perfectly - ATL Yesterday, 9:00:51
  - I'm probably not a normie, but I went from "we probably need some form of ICE" to FUCK ICE - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:10:41
  - Sure but neuter ice would be a good first step, yah?* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 13:04:21
  - Do they want to shutdown the government until ICE is abolished? - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 10:18:04
    - Nobody expects that. * - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 13:04:57
      - NM* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 16:42:45
      - This is literally what these far left activists want. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 16:42:39
  - no, they're not. because to a normie, abolish ice means open borders - John Coctostan Yesterday, 9:52:24
    - Here's an idea, to start, maybe not full on Abolish ICE... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:45:29
    - Nearly half of independents and 20% of republicans favor eliminating ICE - ATL Yesterday, 10:10:03
    - Must have sucked to have those open borders prior to 2003. - Sammich Yesterday, 9:56:49
      - I don't set the parameters for how much the median american knows. but i know you have to live - John Coctostan Yesterday, 10:28:26
        
        There's a lot of hard to swallow pills that the Democrat party has to take - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 10:59:35
        
        Nobody disagrees with this. - Sammich Yesterday, 11:14:13
        
        They've alienated young men at an alarming rate. Start there.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 11:20:20
        
        What has the Democratic Party done to alienate young men?* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 12:40:57
        
        Is this a serious question? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 12:58:30
        
        I wasn’t going to attack you for anything. I’m just wanting to understand - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 13:21:42
        
        I found this to be a good article - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 13:38:32
        
        It's a young white male problem - Sammich Yesterday, 14:00:04
        
        Ok, this seems very "vibe-y", and focused on the young guy's perception of the Democrats - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 13:51:11
        
        I was hoping you'd say exactly that - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 14:03:34
        
        Listen, I understand what you're saying. I really do. I'm not scolding here - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 14:10:40
        
        Like, we need more Alex Prettis, and fewer Joe Rogans and Andrew Tates* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 13:58:00
      - I think, unfortunately, the Democrats will be unable to combat that kind of rhetoric, though. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:00:47
        
        That's probably true. I'm just pushing back on the thesis of the subthread - Sammich Yesterday, 10:03:10
        
        Dem leadership needs to change, but saying they’re not interested in helping people is bullshit. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 10:27:20
        
        For sure, I agree. Bottom line to me is an unavoidable bleak future. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:07:50
- Medicare for All and Abolishing Ice are good things they should do though.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 8:56:21
  - Then run on it and wim* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 9:22:17
    - F Javon Wims.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 9:25:52
  - Can’t do either when you don’t control any branch of government.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 8:59:32
    - Also can't do either when you don't really want to, because your donors don't want to* - Sammich Yesterday, 10:00:47
    - The Dem party's approval has never been lower. They need to figure out a way - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 9:16:29
      - They don’t control any branch of government. What would you like them to do?* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 10:24:10
        
        They didn't release the post-mortem of the 2024 election. They could start there. - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:47:03
- this administration is ceding the center to the democrats. will the Ds be too stupid to seize it? - VIV Yesterday, 8:50:30
  - I'd bet the house on it. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:49:51
  - there are maybe 10 Dems in all of Congress who would not be considered to the right of Tip O'Neill - Sammich Yesterday, 10:07:29
  - I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think the elected officials are hitting the right notes now? - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 8:58:48
- “We’re not voting to fund an organization that is randomly snatching people off the street - doubledown Yesterday, 8:46:22
- yeah don't go down the abolish ice route. it's a loser. do what you can to hold the purse strings - John Coctostan Yesterday, 8:18:58
Billy Bragg wrote a song for Minneapolis - ATL January 26, 2026, 21:02:25
- Woody Guthrie wrote a song for Minneapolis and Wilco/Billy Bragg played it - ATL January 26, 2026, 21:09:45
Hey Tiki, this you? - Sounder January 26, 2026, 19:19:52
- Can’t be. Tiki knows how to use commas correctly* - timmer January 26, 2026, 19:25:20
  - *Doffs, Cap** - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 20:21:07
    - I give a fuck about an Oxford Comma* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 20:23:18
      - I'm just taking compliments wherever I can get them * - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 20:54:46
        
        I just wanted to reference Vampire Weekend, because they're awesome* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 21:21:00
        
        Acknowledged. I like them...but I never quite took to them.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:24:42
        
        They have a song called Oxford Comma* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:50:51
        
        Acknowledged. I like them...but I never quite took to them.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:24:41
An indicted Chicago person seeks to unseal records to show Alito that he shouldn't believe DHS. - gvibes January 26, 2026, 19:00:13
- MAGA was howling about Jack Smith's gag orders last week. Maybe they'll come to her defense? - complainant January 26, 2026, 19:13:42
- It is quite cute to think that Sam Alito cares about the truth.* - ATL January 26, 2026, 19:05:41
They may be preparing to throw Bovino under the bus - ATL January 26, 2026, 18:47:46
- Wow he really was just shitposting in the replies all day yesterday.* - OB25 January 26, 2026, 19:46:51
  - Because norms have been completely destroyed, not enough is ever made - Sounder January 26, 2026, 21:22:44
    - not much mention generally of how Couchfuck is perhaps worst among them - memyselfandillini January 26, 2026, 22:55:27
      - I don't disagree, but I do also think that no one respects him and he has no power* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 23:05:57
    - There are two things I said out loud in the last 10 years that stick out to me… - OB25 January 26, 2026, 21:35:03
      - Regarding your first comment - Sounder January 26, 2026, 23:14:15
        
        ooo - complainant January 26, 2026, 23:23:57
- Anybody with a haircut like that is an asshole* - opossum jenkins January 26, 2026, 18:49:20
  - Bovino definitely gives off Chet from "Weird Science" vibes* - DanSaint January 26, 2026, 20:18:23
    - If you haven't seen One Battle After Another Yet, it's kind of eerie - Sounder January 26, 2026, 20:19:35
      - guaranteed he has seen it - memyselfandillini January 26, 2026, 22:57:13
  - like a racist white supremacist army general with a black girl fetish* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 19:05:07
Bovino out. - Carl Spackler January 26, 2026, 17:46:17
- Hope they give him a desk job. - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 20:20:34
  - Oh, this is a "I hope they kill him" post* - gvibes January 26, 2026, 20:31:45
    - If it helps we can make up a bullshit reason for it... - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 20:40:00
  - with a booster seat* - illini222 January 26, 2026, 20:30:50
- Well shit. Now he’s not going to be able to become a Christmas Explorer. * - IlliniRunner January 26, 2026, 19:20:40
  - Yeah those memes write themselves* - John Coctostan January 26, 2026, 19:54:28
- they found out he fathered a child with a black woman* - biclops January 26, 2026, 19:10:15
- AS I HAVE SAID ALL ALONG (two days ago), Trump's lizard brain realizes this shit - gvibes January 26, 2026, 19:03:40
- lol they suspended his access to his social media accounts* - ECEIllinois January 26, 2026, 19:01:16
- Side note: I didn't realize the head of FEMA resigned in November - Sounder January 26, 2026, 17:49:56
  - And the woman who took over is worse. My friends still there can’t stand her. Burning down as much - LeatherneckIllini January 26, 2026, 19:04:19
  - Maybe that was a good thing? - timmer January 26, 2026, 18:44:51
- Bovino in - timmer January 26, 2026, 17:48:49
  - Bovino shake it all about - DanSaint January 26, 2026, 17:50:18
    - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey - Sounder January 26, 2026, 17:51:45
      - I used to be afraid of speed bumps - memyselfandillini January 26, 2026, 23:00:25
ICE goons using the same tactics they used in Minnesota in Maine - ATL January 26, 2026, 17:26:58
- trying to sabotage Susan Collins' senate seat is a choice* - assassin January 26, 2026, 17:30:04
  - I bet it concerns her. - SurfTheBoneyard January 26, 2026, 18:21:49
    - I GISed "Susan Collins defcon level." I was not disappointed.* - complainant January 26, 2026, 22:18:09
  - Alaska, North Carolina, Maine, and Ohio feel very flippable - Sounder January 26, 2026, 17:59:42
    - Cooper is running here and was pretty popular-ish as governor * - opey8 January 26, 2026, 18:00:51
      - My guess is he may actually be favored right now, great candidate* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 18:02:05
- Maine, famously known for its black and brown people* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 17:28:18
  - They have actually had big issues with Chinese drug operations there. - OB25 January 26, 2026, 18:10:52
    - Open air MSG markets in Lewiston* - memyselfandillini January 26, 2026, 23:02:08
  - Immigrants revitalized the town generally known as the armpit of Maine - ATL January 26, 2026, 17:37:32
    - Maine has an armpit?* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 17:52:08
      - Yep. My law school best friend went to bates college in Lewiston and used to always - ATL January 26, 2026, 18:04:29
TACO time in Minnesota? - ATL January 26, 2026, 17:04:16
Missed it by THIS much. - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 16:45:12
ICE is detaining people here legally, handcuffing them, flying them to Texas - assassin January 26, 2026, 16:03:19
- At least they are detaining them legally* - gvibes January 26, 2026, 16:49:47
  - no, money down. * - assassin January 26, 2026, 17:16:38
- Won’t the governor pay to bus them back?* - DT January 26, 2026, 16:40:18
- So much cruelty to jerk off to! * - shua January 26, 2026, 16:13:42
  - Patton Oswald told me that the worst thing about Bill Cosby was the hypocrisy, and I disagreed - Sounder January 26, 2026, 16:17:26
    - Norm* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 26, 2026, 16:21:41
- So their punishment is being taken to one of the shithole states?* - ATL January 26, 2026, 16:07:16
Bovino leaving MN. * - MC January 26, 2026, 15:23:12
- Trump might actually roll some heads over this. They're readying the bus as we speak.* - Warrin'_Illini January 26, 2026, 16:25:27
  - They’re noticeably distancing themselves from Noem and Miller’s inflammatory day one comments… - OB25 January 26, 2026, 17:03:54
  - Being a Shameless Sicko Fan with Trump will only get you so far. - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 16:47:27
    - Ha ha yes hah hah ha* - ATL January 26, 2026, 17:38:36
    - He cares about his kids. After that, everyone else is on their own including Melenia's pre-nup* - LeatherneckIllini January 26, 2026, 16:51:12
      - He seems to only care about Ivanka and Barron. I don't think I've seen him publicly acknowledge the - Warrin'_Illini January 26, 2026, 16:54:48
        
        I don't think I'm willing to put Barron on the kids he cares about list* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 16:56:05
        
        He seemed to have his ear during the campaign.* - Warrin'_Illini January 26, 2026, 16:57:09
        
        Mainly because he was telling him which podcast bros he should care about* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 16:58:43
        
        That's a lot more valuable than anything Eric or Junior were bringing to the table.* - Warrin'_Illini January 26, 2026, 17:11:19
        
        I presume Don Junior is his adderol dealer* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 17:30:44
      - Some of his kids. * - doubledown January 26, 2026, 16:52:53
        
        I'm not sure he cares about any of his kids - Sounder January 26, 2026, 16:55:28
- Can’t wait until he finds out there is zero loyalty in this administration. 100% transactional… - LeatherneckIllini January 26, 2026, 16:03:32
  - I'm pretty sure he lives in a tree* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 16:05:49
- wonder if someone in the admin has a beef with him* - illinibone January 26, 2026, 15:58:56
  - I'm sure someone can steak a claim to having one* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 16:00:54
    - he should watch his flank on the way out.* - illinibone January 26, 2026, 17:43:01
- wonder if someone in the admin has a beef with him* - illinibone January 26, 2026, 15:58:54
- Will he need to buy his own flight or can he just ride on someone's lap?* - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 15:49:29
  - Might have to gate check his stroller. - Illiniphil January 26, 2026, 16:48:57
  - Diego Pavia measures out at 1.25 Bovinos at Senior Bowl - ATL January 26, 2026, 15:57:36
- Hmmm. Sad. I hope they bring him back for the finale. * - doubledown January 26, 2026, 15:39:33
  - I hope he dies on the way back to his home planet. * - assassin January 26, 2026, 15:40:34
    - He does feel like a character who dies off screen. * - doubledown January 26, 2026, 15:42:29
      - He's about a year out from hitting the lucrative Right Winger Grievance/TPUSA circuit. - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 15:52:42
      - "and it turned out he was a missing person, Who nobody missed at all"* - shua January 26, 2026, 15:48:52
        
        Missing. No reward. * - doubledown January 26, 2026, 15:49:40
- short man and a loooooong jacket* - shua January 26, 2026, 15:29:23
  - Lulz* - PapaDels January 26, 2026, 16:15:47
- Keanu feeling MN* - Chuck Woodaby January 26, 2026, 15:24:06
  - He is being Outshined by Homan* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 15:31:47
Rand Paul calling for the heads of ICE, CBP, and USCIS to testify in the Senate* - ECEIllinois January 26, 2026, 15:21:00
- Now Sen Curtis from UT also. - LeatherneckIllini January 26, 2026, 16:01:33
- Anyone who considers themselves a Libertarian should absolutely be pitching a fit right now.* - Warrin'_Illini January 26, 2026, 15:38:53
  - Libertarianism isn’t real - snipes824 January 26, 2026, 15:44:36
    - Libertarians are just Republicans who are atheists* - ShoeShineBoy January 26, 2026, 16:12:20
      - And want to abolish age of consent laws* - opey8 January 26, 2026, 17:04:01
        
        no and no* - VIV Yesterday, 13:32:12
    - Double post* - ShoeShineBoy January 26, 2026, 16:12:17
- Worst man in the universe has a minor moment of logic. Color me shocked!* - DanSaint January 26, 2026, 15:34:05
  - Worst man in the universe? Wait, are you his neighbor?* - Chuck Woodaby January 26, 2026, 15:43:08
    - If I were, he'd have to listen to Van Halen and AC/DC at all hours of the night* - DanSaint January 26, 2026, 15:54:25
    - If I were, he'd have to listen to Van Halen and AC/DC at all hours of the night* - DanSaint January 26, 2026, 15:54:22
- Idk who that is but I assume he’s a hardcore progressive liberal * - MC January 26, 2026, 15:23:41
  - Jake and Logan Paul's other brother* - shua January 26, 2026, 15:28:07
    - Ahhhh thanks * - MC January 26, 2026, 15:33:33
Katie Miller thinks classical liberal democracy. is a "woke and deeply leftist ideology" - ECEIllinois January 26, 2026, 14:06:55
- She literally doesn't know what liberal democracy means - Blazer January 26, 2026, 18:02:28
- We must guard against Yarvinism at every turn* - Sammich January 26, 2026, 14:30:45
- Sounds like she could get a job a reporter or editor for CNN - ATL January 26, 2026, 14:28:16
  - wrong place.* - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 15:43:25
  - It took me much to long to figure out what the hell they were saying there... - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 15:21:05
    - I still have no idea what it means* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 26, 2026, 15:41:36
      - Sycophant, not Sicko Fan* - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 15:45:02
        
        Wait, I assumed it was a typo. Is that serious?* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 16:52:34
        
        maybe she really loves Travis Scott* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 16:10:58
        
        oof* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 26, 2026, 15:47:03
  - anchor job at CBS is about to open up* - Sammich January 26, 2026, 14:31:35
    - too bad Bari Weiss describes herself as a classical liberal* - ECEIllinois January 26, 2026, 15:05:44
- What a dumb fucking human. * - doubledown January 26, 2026, 14:24:01
- I’m guessing her ignorance about what classical liberalism actually is led her to… - DT January 26, 2026, 14:15:20
  - A modified Kinsley Gaffe* - ATL January 26, 2026, 14:23:59
- Seeing a marriage rooted in a shared love of fascism and virulent xenophobia should give hope... - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 14:10:21
Don't know if this goes in the TV or the politics thread but watched "2000 Meters to Andriivka" - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 14:05:37
Good article from The Atlantic about the Minnesotans organizing against ICE - ECEIllinois January 26, 2026, 13:30:42
TIL that Kimberly Guilfoyle isn’t with DTJ anymore - TarheelIllini January 26, 2026, 11:45:47
- ..and exiled to Greece. - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 12:33:52
- He's already engaged to someone else - Sounder January 26, 2026, 11:56:23
So there's a hearing going on where the state is asking a judge to stop/kick out DHS - John Coctostan January 26, 2026, 11:09:27
- state claims some legal observers have had their Global Entry revoked* - ECEIllinois January 26, 2026, 13:25:52
Admitting you're a moron is a hell of an electoral strategy - ATL January 26, 2026, 10:27:37
- Is he one of the 7 D’s that voted to fund DHS? - TarheelIllini January 26, 2026, 11:01:00
- It's not even an admission, just another non-apology. - Sammich January 26, 2026, 10:33:28
  - Not really. It's a Trump district. - complainant January 26, 2026, 10:40:51
    - Do you think the first Somali to move to Minnesota - Sounder January 26, 2026, 10:42:23
      - I enjoy non sequiturs as much as the next guy. Does that answer your question?* - complainant January 26, 2026, 10:47:20
        
        Nit: it's more tangential than non sequitur* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 10:48:29
- Great opportunity for a leftist purity test, here. - complainant January 26, 2026, 10:33:21
ooo - ATL January 26, 2026, 10:26:37
GOP candidate for MN governor drops out saying that the GOP has made it impossible for him to win - ATL January 26, 2026, 9:55:21
- the missing quote mark in the subheadline bothers me more than it should - Sammich January 26, 2026, 10:43:28
- so Trump has caused candidates from both parties to drop out, nice work* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 10:37:46
- This guy is obviously unaware that Trump won Minnesota 3 times.* - Warrin'_Illini January 26, 2026, 10:01:59
What's the deal with Bondi trying to get Minnesota voter data? - doubledown January 26, 2026, 9:54:55
- Enemies list * - meanjeans January 26, 2026, 14:13:39
- I don't think they actually believe there is widespread voter fraud - Sounder January 26, 2026, 10:33:02
- I think they've been trying to get many states to do the same. Seems like a way to meddle - UofIL6 January 26, 2026, 10:06:05
  - Correct. Surgical removal of voters from the rolls. - complainant January 26, 2026, 10:15:54
- Trump thinks he actually won minnesota in 2016, 2020, and 2024 and wants to prove it* - gvibes January 26, 2026, 9:59:42
  - No, this is Project 2025. - complainant January 26, 2026, 10:07:22
I mean, supposedly Homan does not approve of the current approach. - gvibes January 26, 2026, 9:18:23
- If that is true, he'll either see the light or be gone. - Sammich January 26, 2026, 10:40:20
  - tens of millions of murderers, rapists, violent criminals, from insane asylums* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 10:52:37
    - is there a new caravan already? - Sammich January 26, 2026, 10:59:39
      - Have you noticed all of the white supremecist groups have kind of gone away - Sounder January 26, 2026, 11:14:29
      - Greenland & Mpls have successfully killed off Epstein Files chatter. Trump's strategy is working.* - complainant January 26, 2026, 11:09:36
        
        Hell, Greenland has already gone away* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 11:15:02
        
        Venezuela has gone away too* - shua January 26, 2026, 11:30:04
        
        I'm sure he'll cycle back to Canada sooner than later* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 11:35:36
- maybe he can coordinate with MN Dept of Corrections so they... - shua January 26, 2026, 10:20:37
- CYA* - Stu January 26, 2026, 9:34:07
- It’s the only reason he’s headed up there. They know they’ve got a problem and this is their fix* - opossum jenkins January 26, 2026, 9:26:13
  - I bet Trump has a ham-inspired nickname for Homan based on the shape and appearance of his head. - Warrin'_Illini January 26, 2026, 9:31:44
- Refreshing to see a principled man* - ghost_of_clt January 26, 2026, 9:24:45
This is a kinda crazy thread - Pretti vigilgoers and MPD have a disagreement followed by a gestapo - ATL January 26, 2026, 8:25:53
He's going to get Ilhan Omar killed - Sounder January 26, 2026, 8:15:43
- FWIW, Homan's position has been that DHS should focus their deportation efforts in - doubledown January 26, 2026, 8:27:24
  - You know what states have a lot of illegal immigrants? - Sounder January 26, 2026, 10:35:12
  - Homan was an Obama appointee at one point, right?* - ATL January 26, 2026, 9:56:06
  - Noem has managed to become one of the most despicable people of the Trump era. Impressive work* - CWR10 January 26, 2026, 9:38:33
    - Definitely more impressive... - KingTalkyTiki January 26, 2026, 11:02:03
      - Sowing the seeds of love!* - Sounder Yesterday, 10:46:58
    - I think I'm leaning towards her being the first congressional investigation - Sounder January 26, 2026, 10:40:10
      - They are all going to get blanket pardons on the way out. Unless they split with - gvibes January 26, 2026, 11:21:16
      - They are all going to get blanket pardons on the way out. Unless they split with - gvibes January 26, 2026, 11:21:14
      - Best I can do is 2029 - Sammich January 26, 2026, 10:41:39
    - I mean, she shot a puppy for eating chicken. Who doesn't like to eat chicken?* - ATL January 26, 2026, 10:14:31
  - Yep* - gvibes January 26, 2026, 9:19:02
US Dollar share of global reserve currency - Sounder January 26, 2026, 8:10:07
Are we going to make it to 250 years? - Sounder January 26, 2026, 8:05:04
- I hope you're going to the party, because this may be nana's last birthday. * - doubledown January 26, 2026, 8:21:51
  - Human cockfighting on the white House lawn* - Sounder January 26, 2026, 8:25:09

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