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Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

DEFEND THE LOLHAT

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

Tennessee fired DC Tim Banks*

Posted by UIHuskie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UIHuskie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 11:58:30, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

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Rumor is Ryan Walters to replace him*

Posted by Ron McDon <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ron+McDon' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 18:30:01, in reply to "Tennessee fired DC Tim Banks*"

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

DEFEND THE LOLHAT

Would be ironic to face him in 3 different uniforms in like 1.5 years*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 18:33:40, in reply to "Rumor is Ryan Walters to replace him*"

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

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Would Walters leave Washington before their bowl game AND coach UT in their bowl game?*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 9, 2025, 8:02:02, in reply to "Would be ironic to face him in 3 different uniforms in like 1.5 years*"

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

DEFEND THE LOLHAT

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

of course not

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 9, 2025, 8:42:20, in reply to "Would Walters leave Washington before their bowl game AND coach UT in their bowl game?*"

so in this case, probably.

The more I stew about IU and Cignetti, the more I think about where he could have ended up.

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 9:20:38, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

I'm not sure there are many places other than IU he could have gone and done this. What sort of brings this on is the thought we all have of "why not us?" For us it's timing. But also think about the absolute rage we would have as a fanbase if we had hired JMU's head coach. All the "We're so small time" crowd would be post-coital. Luckily, or unluckily, we were never an option simply because of timing.

Just looking at what jobs were open in the 2024 carousel. There were 5 jobs in the B1G that year alone, but I think only MSU was another viable alternative to IU. If I'm a Spartan fan, I'm way more upset. SEC jobs, Alabama was open but there's no way on earth Alabama his hiring Cignetti, unless their AD has a time machine. Yes, I know he was on Saban's staff... they were only ever going to hire a top-shelf guy, and the guy they selected had just played in the national title game. Maybe Mississippi State? That feels like it could have been a viable option. That's a fan base that supports their team despite no real reason to do so. Then you look at ACC and Big 12 jobs, I have to imagine at Cignetti's age he didn't want to go to an ACC school. He's a smart guy, he can read the tea leaves on the ACC being flawed. Maybe if he's in his early 50s and has one more move in him, but in his mid-60s if he was gonna do this, it really had to be B1G or SEC, with maybe a Big 12 move. Realistically he needed a flawed Big Ten or SEC school for his last stop. Realistically I think we're talking about this crazy story that will end up a movie being set in Bloomington, East Lansing, or Starkville.

Ultimately, it's a 100 year flood... a pandemic... Haley's Comet...

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 9:34:00, in reply to "The more I stew about IU and Cignetti, the more I think about where he could have ended up."

We are talking about a once in a lifetime occurrence here. Unprecedented. Never to happen again.

There's no rhyme or reason for why it's working... it's just the perfect confluence of circumstance in so many ways.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Could someone who knows more than me explain what exactly IU has done to make this happen?

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 18:05:36, in reply to "Ultimately, it's a 100 year flood... a pandemic... Haley's Comet... "

For starters they landed Mendoza, who was a highly ranked transfer and it looks like they really aced that evaluation, dude looks like the real deal. Okay.

Then they have a bunch of JMU transfers, great, is that winning with 3 stars? (Or fewer?) Maybe they have lighting in a bottle but that doesn’t seem repeatable. I’m skeptical even that lining up JMU transfers agaisnt tOSU blue chippers and winning is actually what I’m watching. Is it? It just doesn’t make sense.

Does Cignetti truly coach normal guys in a way that they exceed their talent level? Or is this a decided schematic advantage thing?

What else? I know enough about college football to know that what they’ve done is absurd, but I don’t really understand the specifics and the how.

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

they look like they have an NFL QB and 3 or 4 NFL receivers to me

Posted by apusikam <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=apusikam' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 9, 2025, 9:02:02, in reply to "Could someone who knows more than me explain what exactly IU has done to make this happen?"

Defense got pressure on ohio State when michigan didn't . . .

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He is the Robert Johnson of college football.*

Posted by Phytynlini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Phytynlini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 9, 2025, 8:13:27, in reply to "Could someone who knows more than me explain what exactly IU has done to make this happen?"

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Nobody knows

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 18:41:35, in reply to "Could someone who knows more than me explain what exactly IU has done to make this happen?"

I’m not being glib. They are dozens of coaches and ADs across the country, with hundreds of millons of dollars at stake, asking the same question.

Has he hacked college football or is he Bill Morgan? Only time will tell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Morgan_lottery_win

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

right, there's absolutely nothing repeatable about this

it makes absolutely no damn sense, the only saving grace is the guy is just about eligible for social security.

I sorta think the opposite. I think it's so repeatable that everyone will do what he's doing...

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 9, 2025, 9:23:41, in reply to "right, there's absolutely nothing repeatable about this"

...and it will nullify the effect. I think OB25 is accurate, his success in the portal isn't chasing former Rivals250 kids who can't break the lineup at an SEC school. He's pulling kids who played a lot. A lot like our 2001 team was just OLD and played a lot of shitty to mid football in the previous 3 years. He's got "kids" who have a lot of real-time reps. Now the other part of that is getting the blend right. The players have to be complementary to each other. You can't just pull a bunch of kids who have 30+ starts at multiple levels. I have to think there's an element of Moneyball that he's getting right.

I come back to the quality of life thing too. I never played football, but I do know that IRL you can "work a little bit harder" yourself to death. Didn't get this right? Work a little bit harder. Caught a bad break completely out of your control? Work a little harder to overcome it. I wonder in this case if that creeping extra work just leads to burnout and diminisehd performance... both from the staff and the players.

If it's true, and it does yeild better results, it's going to become commonplace. And if it becomes commonplace, then there will be some other flank to the strategy.

That's why I'm not all that upset about it

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 12:49:43, in reply to "Ultimately, it's a 100 year flood... a pandemic... Haley's Comet... "

I mean, this is what it takes for a program like IU or UI to have a shot at a natty in football. Could Bret build us up to a point where we get into the playoffs? Sure. To the point where we could actually win it? Seems like that's less likely than what IU did here, really.

It's kind of like what Craig Tiley did in tennis, was hired to run the facility at UIUC, then became the coach, brought in some amazing talent and won it all.

I'm very upset those motherfuckers found happiness I could only dream of

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 9, 2025, 8:48:12, in reply to "That's why I'm not all that upset about it"

but it's like some asshole from high school winning the lottery, it's just annoying

It wasn't even possible until a few years ago

Posted by UIHuskie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UIHuskie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 9:47:37, in reply to "Ultimately, it's a 100 year flood... a pandemic... Haley's Comet... "

I don't think you can really compare the jobs guys have done in the current NIL/portal era to anything that came before. Coaches simply didn't have the ability to completely replace a roster all at once. It used to take several years to do it, and you didn't have NIL to entice recruits/college players with, either. It was a much slower, longer grind to turn a program.

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Yeah, this is causing (and will continue to cause) a lot of unfair negativity from other fanbases

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 9:43:23, in reply to "Ultimately, it's a 100 year flood... a pandemic... Haley's Comet... "

We saw it this year with our own fans, where Bert’s rebuild that has led to Illinois winning 8+ regular season games in 3 of the last 4 seasons was being viewed in comparison to what Indiana is doing.

And every new coach at a P5 job is going to have a portion of their fanbase thinking that what Cignetti did will be possible for them again.

It’s never going to happen again. Not for us, not for any other program. And as great as Cignetti clearly is, no coach is this good. Indiana will remain way better than they have any right to be as long as there, but I have to believe that this was a once in a million roster from an evaluation/development standpoint too. A team full of 3 star or below players should never be able to compete athletically and in the trenches with Ohio State and Oregon like they did this year. It defies all logic.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Yeah—I asked this question in the conference championship thread

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 11:30:51, in reply to "Yeah, this is causing (and will continue to cause) a lot of unfair negativity from other fanbases"

Specifically about their d-line. Did they just get ridiculously lucky with diamonds in the rough? Did they do really well on the transfer market? Maybe OSU actually isnt that great?

Good coaching can explain a lot of their success, but they also passed the eye test—their on field talent on the D-line looked top tier, which is not something you almost ever see at a non-blue blood program.

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the entire game only featured 18 possessions

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 12:37:54, in reply to "Yeah—I asked this question in the conference championship thread"

that is helping create parity more than anything.

the B1G championship game in 2015, featuring MSU and Iowa in an absolute rock fight including a 22 play possession by MSU in the 4th quarter had 22 possessions in it.

the last time OSU won a B1G championship game before the clock rules changed was in 2020 and featured 24 possessions. After 18 possessions the score in that game was only 13-10 Ohio State. They went on to win by 12 points.

the clock rules are the explanation for the parity. it's more important than NIL or the transfer portal.

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it's really awesome we've taken several possessions out of games

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 9, 2025, 8:49:28, in reply to "the entire game only featured 18 possessions"

and shortened them by 4 minutes

I don't think what Cignetti has done the last two years is at all sustainable.

Posted by IlliniOllie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniOllie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 10:01:31, in reply to "Yeah, this is causing (and will continue to cause) a lot of unfair negativity from other fanbases"

He's clearly a very good coach, and I think they'll settle as a top half of the conference team while he's there, but they're not going to overcome the recruiting of Ohio State, Oregon, U$C, Michigan, and others.

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I thought NIL was leveling the playing field, weakening the traditional powers?

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 11:09:05, in reply to "I don't think what Cignetti has done the last two years is at all sustainable."

So Indiana doesn't need to weaken Ohio State because everyone else is doing it?

There is a shred of truth in that but for the most part it’s bullshit.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 11:12:19, in reply to "I thought NIL was leveling the playing field, weakening the traditional powers?"

The elite programs are still the elite programs.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Cigs is 64. Really don't know if he's taken his assistants with him, but either way: lightning in a

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 12:52:35, in reply to "There is a shred of truth in that but for the most part it’s bullshit."

He's captured lightning in a bottle.

Trying not to sound bitter, but... Snyder at Kansas State, the guy we almost hired who went to Kansas, a few others: really hard to sustain this. Is he really some sort of genius talent evaluator?? Is part of the "solution" his core group of assistants (and I don't know the answer there, just curious)?? Could he go to say, Auburn and have them ranked #1 in (whatever) two-three years?

Dunno. But IMHO, IU can't keep this going.

Yeah same*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 10:26:13, in reply to "I don't think what Cignetti has done the last two years is at all sustainable."

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What's their outlook for next year? I assume Mendoza will be gone, as will some of the JMU transfer

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on December 8, 2025, 10:04:12, in reply to "I don't think what Cignetti has done the last two years is at all sustainable."

s. Is Mendoza's brother going to be good for them next year?

Hopefully they go 0-12.

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Their signing class was ranked #9 in the B1G on 247 the last time I looked

Posted by IlliniOllie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniOllie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 10:18:35, in reply to "What's their outlook for next year? I assume Mendoza will be gone, as will some of the JMU transfer"

Obviously high school recruiting is far less important in the NIL/transfer portal era, but the schools with the resources to throw at high school recruits also have the resources to throw at NIL/transfers. I don't think IU can keep up with that long-term.

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s. Is Mendoza's brother going to be good for them next year?

Hopefully they go 0-12.

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they did really well in the txfer portal, but not in the way most people think about it

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 10:26:35, in reply to "Their signing class was ranked #9 in the B1G on 247 the last time I looked"

Cignetti focused on transfers that have played football. i think their txfer portal was in the Top 3 in the country in total snaps played. something like that. Even Mendoza was not some huge name when they got him, he was solid at Cal but Cal was moving on from him for that FR they have. the really good C (Coogan) they took from Notre Dame after starting for 2 years was going to get beat out by a younger guy. guys like that.

teams are much better off getting guys that actually played football in the portal vs the high 4* guy that couldn't find the field in the SEC.

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s. Is Mendoza's brother going to be good for them next year?

Hopefully they go 0-12.

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I'll remember this when we get Mack Sutter after he doesnt see the field for 2 years at Alabama*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 10:49:04, in reply to "they did really well in the txfer portal, but not in the way most people think about it"

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s. Is Mendoza's brother going to be good for them next year?

Hopefully they go 0-12.

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i will hate on his ass so much if he comes here with his tail between his legs... *

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 12:31:59, in reply to "I'll remember this when we get Mack Sutter after he doesnt see the field for 2 years at Alabama*"

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s. Is Mendoza's brother going to be good for them next year?

Hopefully they go 0-12.

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As will I

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 16:07:50, in reply to "i will hate on his ass so much if he comes here with his tail between his legs... *"

That post wasnt a pre-gotcha, it was just pointing out the next time I expect it to happen.

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s. Is Mendoza's brother going to be good for them next year?

Hopefully they go 0-12.

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Luke Ford Part II*

Posted by IlliniOllie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniOllie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 13:25:32, in reply to "i will hate on his ass so much if he comes here with his tail between his legs... *"

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s. Is Mendoza's brother going to be good for them next year?

Hopefully they go 0-12.

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It does make me think he's doing something. Not necessarily illegal, but he's figured something out.

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 9:53:13, in reply to "Yeah, this is causing (and will continue to cause) a lot of unfair negativity from other fanbases"

I mean, no duh... he's figured something out. But it has to be disruptive. There was one thing he did say recently, I don't know if it's a clue. I don't know how unique it is. But he was talking about how he was able to keep his assistants with him. And part of the reason he's able to do that, in his words, is because they actually apparently are allowed to have lives? He's keeps his practices pretty efficient. He expects people to work when they're working. What I read into it is 1) he keeps his players fresh by not working them to death in practice and 2) work-life balance keeps his staff happy and productive. Maybe that's a new trend? I dunno. Short of him having some secret AI model where he can just feed in video and have it spit out a fool-proof gameplan, I just can't imagine you can X & O your way to a national title with a bunch of even VOR players.

Steve spurrier was notoriously non hard working while at Florida. I think there’s diminishing return

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 9:57:20, in reply to "It does make me think he's doing something. Not necessarily illegal, but he's figured something out."

to the “grind” mentality. Working smarter and not harder has its merits.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I saw our recruiting class was rated higher than IU's. Their time at the top of the heap is over!*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on December 8, 2025, 9:25:17, in reply to "The more I stew about IU and Cignetti, the more I think about where he could have ended up."

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Here you go Spackler, will hall being promoted internally.

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 7:40:16, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

https://x.com/petethamel/status/1998023932050583857?s=46&t=BiSCeWNnfeeYMXAZqAhMUw

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

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That is as uninspiring as it gets, keep losing the coach so put the next one on the fired track*

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 8:52:08, in reply to "Here you go Spackler, will hall being promoted internally. "

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

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aka the Tepper*

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 12:34:56, in reply to "That is as uninspiring as it gets, keep losing the coach so put the next one on the fired track*"

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

DEFEND THE LOLHAT

Yep. If there’s a worse G5 hire, I’d love to see it. F-.

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 7:44:35, in reply to "Here you go Spackler, will hall being promoted internally. "

Not sure what the hell happened here, whether this is a current player retention play or a keep our recruits play. Or a job actually isn’t that attractive because we don’t have the $$$ issue.

I mean this is a worse hire than we used to have when we were fucking terrible.

Just don’t get it.

Now go prove me wrong, Will.

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

DEFEND THE LOLHAT

Like fuck it, hire Ed O. It’d at least be fun.*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 8:36:09, in reply to "Yep. If there’s a worse G5 hire, I’d love to see it. F-."

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

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This cycle or, say, the last 5+ years?

Posted by GrandmotherPearlsJam <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GrandmotherPearlsJam' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 8, 2025, 8:02:48, in reply to "Yep. If there’s a worse G5 hire, I’d love to see it. F-."

Because if we're talking the last 5+ years, I'll refer you to Charlotte and Biff Poggi, thanks

JFC, Jerry Mack pulling his name out of the Tulane search.

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 7, 2025, 20:16:48, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

I guess could be the ole “I didn’t get this job so I’m ‘pulling my name out’” but who the hell else is out there?

This has just been terribly handled.

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

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UGA looks pretty good. And Alabama looks like a team that could lose to Florida State.*

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

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DEFEND THE LOLHAT

is Bama going to fire DeBoer if they get blown out here?*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 6, 2025, 17:16:53, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

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Nebraska sacked OL coach Donovan Raiola

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Dylan to the portal! Hi opposum jenkins!

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"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

He probably wants to go to Texas Tech, but they could do better*

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Dylan to the portal! Hi opposum jenkins!

Would make sense due to his unhealthy Mahomes obsession*

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Two years in, maybe Knebraska wasn't counting on much more from Mahomes Jr?? *

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Any other father-son duo's with the kid graduating HS this year? :-_)

I mean he is pretty bad*

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Any other father-son duo's with the kid graduating HS this year? :-_)

So frustrating that penn state makes a totally fine hire after all this*

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Tulane sounds like it’s turning towards Kennessaw St coach Jerry Mack

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No other way to put it, incredibly disappointing hire.

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Mack will always have my heart for precipitating the downfall of Liberty football

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 6, 2025, 12:33:18, in reply to "Tulane sounds like it’s turning towards Kennessaw St coach Jerry Mack"

Also got his team a conference championship in year two of their tenure in FBS. At a commuter school. Not bad.

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No other way to put it, incredibly disappointing hire.

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Genuinely curious, who is Tulane supposed to hire?

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 6, 2025, 11:53:40, in reply to "Tulane sounds like it’s turning towards Kennessaw St coach Jerry Mack"

While it’s one of the best G6 jobs, it’s still a G6 job, so you’re either hiring other G6 HC’s who are doing well, or a P4 coordinator.

Mack’s resume seems right in line for what Tulane can do unless I’m missing something.

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No other way to put it, incredibly disappointing hire.

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I’d take a lot of G5 hires that have been announced over this guy.

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So it’s not that there’s great candidates out there, I’ve lamented that this is likely to be a year when we’d have to dig deeper for a lesser quality candidate.

It’s that other schools without our recent track record of success are beating us to the better candidates.

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No other way to put it, incredibly disappointing hire.

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Yeah I don’t know much about him. The records seem pretty good, but I’m sure you’re right*

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No other way to put it, incredibly disappointing hire.

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Memphis hiring Charles Huff.*

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He’ll really make them knuckle down and work hard. *

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

LSU DC Blake Baker sticking around

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LSU coach Lane Kiffin confirms that Blake Baker will remain as the team's defensive coordinator. Huge news for LSU as Baker has done great work there. Baker had interviewed for head-coaching jobs at Tulane and Memphis this week.

https://x.com/espnrittenberg/status/1997166561518403959?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

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Oof. Wonder how much of that is not a clear cut with Sumrall.*

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RUMOUR Jason Candle to Tulane*

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"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

Cyclones moving fast--Wazzu's Jimmy Rogers is lined up, per Pete Thamel*

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Official before PSU’s announcement lol

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 19:44:28, in reply to "Cyclones moving fast--Wazzu's Jimmy Rogers is lined up, per Pete Thamel*"

Now that’s how you direct athletics

https://x.com/cyclonefb/status/1997115074461204492?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

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LOL. That’s awesome.*

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Now that’s how you direct athletics

https://x.com/cyclonefb/status/1997115074461204492?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

Yep yep. Kudos to Ioway State for that move.

hey Diamond Dazzle! I like the hire!

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 19:36:00, in reply to "Cyclones moving fast--Wazzu's Jimmy Rogers is lined up, per Pete Thamel*"

he was at South Dakota State for two years before Washington State so he has a recruiting base!

and I bet he gets rid of the black uniforms!

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

I’m sad.*

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Probably hard to lure him away from the PAC-2.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 19:37:17, in reply to "hey Diamond Dazzle! I like the hire!"

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he was at South Dakota State for two years before Washington State so he has a recruiting base!

and I bet he gets rid of the black uniforms!

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RUMOR that UConn is hiring Jason Candle of Toledo*

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

These are salad days for him then.

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Hey chorizo.

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“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

I think that is called...

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The Hawaiian Kcoc Ring?

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Hey chorizo.

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seems like a prime candidate for burnout*

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I re-scented that post*

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Also being consided: Shawn Wax.

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Are they ready to burn it from both ends?*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

UGA going after damages from a transfer

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:05:33, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

Sign o' the times....

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/47212583/georgia-seeks-390k-de-damon-wilson-transfer-damages

Georgia's athletic department is headed to court to try to obtain $390,000 in damages from a former standout defensive end who transferred from the school after his sophomore season in a potentially precedent-setting case.

The Bulldogs have asked a judge to force former defensive end Damon Wilson, currently the top pass rusher on Missouri's defensive line, to enter into arbitration to settle a clause in his former contract that serves effectively as a buyout fee for exiting his deal early. Wilson played for Georgia as a freshman and sophomore before transferring to Missouri in January, two weeks after signing a new deal with Georgia's Classic City Collective.

Many schools and collectives have started to include "liquidated damages" clauses in their contracts with athletes to protect their investment in players and deter transfers. Georgia is one of the first programs to publicly try to enforce the clause by filing suit against a player.

"When the University of Georgia Athletic Association enters binding agreements with student-athletes, we honor our commitments and expect student-athletes to do the same," athletics spokesman Steven Drummond said in a statement to ESPN on Friday afternoon.

They can pass that on to us for tampering with McCray*

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Could discovery be involved in a case like this? Seems kinda “be careful who you wish for “

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:13:54, in reply to "They can pass that on to us for tampering with McCray*"

Probably all kinds of shit Georgia wouldn’t want to see the light of day

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Discovery would absolutely be involved in any lawsuit that gets beyond a motion to dismiss.

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:18:25, in reply to "Could discovery be involved in a case like this? Seems kinda “be careful who you wish for “"

On the other hand, the entire political system in Georgia is tilted heavily in favor of UGA Football so who knows how this might go.

https://thecomeback.com/ncaa/georgia-governor-public-records-foia-football-kirby-smart.html

Georgia governor Nathan Deal has signed into law a bill that will allow athletic departments of public schools in the state of Georgia to take up to 90 business days to respond to open records requests.

University of Georgia head football coach Kirby Smart was at the state capitol in late February discussing differences in the open records laws.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

all of the PSU flailing is reminiscent of FUMT, except we ended up with Beckman

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 12:01:15, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

and Campbell took the Toledo head job instead of coming with him.

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all of the PSU flailing is reminiscent of FUMT, except we ended up with John Groce

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I remember Ryan Baker reporting on the local news that Brad Stevens was a done deal

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Campbell to PSU looks done

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https://x.com/RossDellenger/status/1996997131605856747

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

8 year deal. No compensation figures released yet

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Sources: Penn State is finalizing an 8-year deal to make Matt Campbell the school’s next head coach. The deal is pending board approval for the compensation. Campbell has agreed to be Penn State’s coach and the sides have hammered out terms.

https://x.com/petethamel/status/1997099916384997802?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

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Another win for AI

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ISU fans really want Scheelhaase

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Not happening

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Wait... he would turn down a decent P4 job hoping to land an NFL HC gig?

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I guess... but man, I bet he would crush as a HC in college.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

He’s going to be an NFL HC within 5 years*

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I guess... but man, I bet he would crush as a HC in college.

yes? I mean being in the NFL is so much better than ncaa coaching. plus even if he fails or doesn't

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:23:28, in reply to "Wait... he would turn down a decent P4 job hoping to land an NFL HC gig?"

get a big NFL job, there would be plenty of opportunities later for guys that have been in the nfl

I mean, I get all of that... but he's not even an NFL coordinator yet...

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:31:16, in reply to "yes? I mean being in the NFL is so much better than ncaa coaching. plus even if he fails or doesn't"

...his future is absolutely white hot, but things can break badly by waiting (and things can also break badly by acting, I acknowledge).

If he just wants to stay in the NFL, absolutely, great choice... but a HC gig at a P4 school that would assuredly give him resources seems like a position you wouldn't pass up...

...although I also acknowledge following The Guy is always hard.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

He interviewed for OC jobs last offseason so he’ll be one soon

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HC in college is a much worse job (from a day to day activity POV), but he can lock in like ~$40M guaranteed, so I could see the appeal on that alone.

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Good flip point. Guaranteeing $40m from the people of ia for 4 years of service and then moving

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 18:47:37, in reply to "He interviewed for OC jobs last offseason so he’ll be one soon"

to a much better career as an nfl asst probably is the smart overall move

Is Iowa State the job to give up the track he’s on?

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:35:18, in reply to "I mean, I get all of that... but he's not even an NFL coordinator yet..."

If he didn’t have the history I’m not sure this would be a discussion from either direction.

But it’s a P4 job outside the SEC and Big Ten and not like BYU level. Campbell is leaving because he was frustrated with the resources at times.

He can probably get a bigger immediate payday now but if he ends up winning 5 games for 4 years that puts a wrench into his career trajectory. It’s a pretty tough job imo.

And the NFL path seems a lot cushier without having to deal with recruits, portal, NIL, donors, academics.

All salient points... most guys don't get the option to get their first HC gig at a P4 school at all

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:42:13, in reply to "Is Iowa State the job to give up the track he’s on?"

...so in that respect, if he truly is on the fast track in the NFL (which he very well may be), then that's the path to stay on.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

I’m sure he’ll talk to McVay

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:47:40, in reply to "All salient points... most guys don't get the option to get their first HC gig at a P4 school at all"

If he can get the Rams OC job this offseason I think that’s definitely a cushy job to where he can choose what job he wants to leave for.

Depends on how hot a name LaFleur this offseason

We can ruin him here in AZ...

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...this franchise ruins everybody else.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

didn't he turn down the OC job at Jacksonville?*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:32:49, in reply to "I mean, I get all of that... but he's not even an NFL coordinator yet..."

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Yeah because McVay gave him a title bump and salary bump to keep him*

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:35:40, in reply to "didn't he turn down the OC job at Jacksonville?*"

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He’s almost certainly going to get a NFL OC job this offseason

Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CanHartlebHireSnider' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 14:08:23, in reply to "Wait... he would turn down a decent P4 job hoping to land an NFL HC gig?"

Possibly with the Rams if LaFleur moves on.

If he gets the Rams job that’s almost a guarantee of a NFL HC job at some point.

I could see him making either decision but he left college football to go to the NFL in the first place. My guess his goal is to get that NFL job and he’s highly regarded in those circles.

But maybe Iowa State can convince him. I hope he succeeds wherever he goes and maybe he’s a good choice to succeed Bret.

He's waiting out Bret for a return to the Beloved.*

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I guess... but man, I bet he would crush as a HC in college.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

The first major coronary event can't be far off.*

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I guess... but man, I bet he would crush as a HC in college.

I was thinking about that last night

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He’s probably making $1mm a year in a cushy NFL job with a really bright future ahead of him.

On the other hand, he could probably make $30mm just on his initial contract with Iowa State.

That’s a huge difference in money, but also a huge difference in risk/reward.

I’d probably stay put, but college coaches are a different breed.

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yeah he's in line for an NFL head coaching job in a few years*

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Better wait until everything is signed*

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You'd think there would be a denial by now if he wasn't looking to jump. Just sayin'....

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who's the crumbl cookie guy of central iowa?*

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one of the founders of hooters went to iowa St*

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Guess I’ll put this here: MSU athletics gets a $401 million donation

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Michigan State University today announced a historic $401 million commitment from Greg and Dawn Williams. Made through the university's "Uncommon Will, Far Better World" campaign and in support of MSU Athletics' FOR SPARTA initiative, this is the largest single commitment in the history of MSU and one of the largest single amounts in college athletics history. Their generosity will dramatically transform Spartan Athletics and fuel academic excellence across multiple disciplines, reinforcing MSU's mission to empower students and serve communities across Michigan and beyond.

https://msuspartans.com/news/2025/12/5/general-greg-and-dawn-williams-make-historic-401m-commitment-to-michigan-state-university-and-spartan-athletics

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Looks like $290 million for capital projects, $100 million for NIL, $11 million miscellaneous *

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needed to fund those new carwash facilities for Fitzy's football program

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Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Ugh. My sources are saying 50/50*

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Hasn't Penn State taken enough from ISU already?

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I am now a casual ISU... watcher... and that would suck. I like him and that program a lot and my ISU friends were freaking out last night.

I feel like PSU is desperate enough that they're going to throw an absurd number at him*

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I am now a casual ISU... watcher... and that would suck. I like him and that program a lot and my ISU friends were freaking out last night.

Only positive I can think of is we’d finally be done with those dumb all black uniforms.*

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I am now a casual ISU... watcher... and that would suck. I like him and that program a lot and my ISU friends were freaking out last night.

Penn State needed to fire their AD yesterday.

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Before he gave us these gems:

Fired. So fired.

He’s a clown. And not sure why any good coach would tie their career to him.*

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Fired. So fired.

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if this is the guy who was calling recruits to get them to stay, I see how they only kept two*

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Fired. So fired.

Sounds like Tulane will hire LSU DC and former Tulane player Blake Baker.

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 20:58:15, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

Seems to have a good track record as a DC and good reputation overall.

Obviously a lot of ties to the state and school.

Hope it works.

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Rumors PSU now focusing on Matt Campbell of Iowa State*

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Should’ve been the guy from jump*

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Eh I dunno, Penn State should have been able to do better. Apparently they can’t, but they should.

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And the more we learn about the AD, he’s probably a reason why they couldn’t reel in a big fish.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

The sexy name isn’t always the best one. I think Campbell is a perfect fit*

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Yep, Campbell is a very good coach. He has done well with less resources than he'd have at PSU*

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Maybe they got turned down by Campbell the first time, and now starting over on the list? Who knows*

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 9:29:21, in reply to "The sexy name isn’t always the best one. I think Campbell is a perfect fit*"

Does seem a bit like a "how NOT to conduct an executive search" course in their MBA program.

But... whatever.

Hockey/volleyball school *

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I get having to call Urban and Cignetti just in case, but Campbell should've been their top target

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 20:33:50, in reply to "Rumors PSU now focusing on Matt Campbell of Iowa State*"

all along. He's also a better fit than Sitake.

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Hey DiamondDazzle! Don't Panic!

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 20:31:46, in reply to "Rumors PSU now focusing on Matt Campbell of Iowa State*"

why would he take Penn State when he could have had Notre Dame or Michigan previously?

Iowa State will give him and has given him whatever he's wanted.

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

Yeah I don’t think he’s leaving.*

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So at the end of the day they’ll wind up with one of the top possible choices*

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The real carousel was the friends we made along the way *

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The whiteouts will now be blackouts*

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Took a peak at the Iowa St 247 board

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 19:41:28, in reply to "Rumors PSU now focusing on Matt Campbell of Iowa State*"

And if this were to happen a lot of posters over there want Scheelhaase

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Which they could have done 8 weeks ago.*

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Maybe their AD has a humiliation fetish. We shouldn’t kink shame *

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Kneecapping the coach's first recruiting class is gonna cost extra.*

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never mind the out of the box hire, UAB is going with the interim

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Sources: UAB football is expected to hire Alex Mortensen as the school’s next head coach. He worked as the interim coach this year in the wake of Trent Dilfer’s dismissal. He beat No. 22 Memphis and won at Tulsa as the interim coach.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Doesn’t it feel like Lunney is tending toward staying at Illinois?

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 16:15:35, in reply to "never mind the out of the box hire, UAB is going with the interim"

These little jobs are drying up. Fast. Does he leave to become a P4 coordinator elsewhere?

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I like BLJ but the idea that he’d get any of these jobs might have been a creation in our own heads*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 16:24:42, in reply to "Doesn’t it feel like Lunney is tending toward staying at Illinois?"

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Or Werner’s head *

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Could be. Yeah.*

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Billy Napier to JMU

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Sources: Billy Napier is finalizing a five-year deal to become the next head coach at James Madison. A formal announcement is expected on Saturday. Napier is the former coach at Louisiana and Florida.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Is PSU going to have a coach next year?*

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Athletic says PSU in talks with Campbell

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athletic ($$$)

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I had to double check our schedule to see if we play them next year.

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Nope. Boooo

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B1G home schedule: Iowa, Nebraska, Oregon, Purdue. Other than Ioway, nobody I'd drive to see.

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Traditional rivals Maryland and UCLA on the road. But, ya know: great TV markets.

Eh. Nothing I can do.

a Twitter poster suggested Penn State take a gap year*

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

Yep. Hitchhike around the Continent, find yourself....

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wonder if they just remove the interim tag from Terry Smith at this point and reassess next year

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Franklin did a great job. They gave themselves the death penalty*

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

It's definitely a be careful what you wish for situation, but the guy was 4-21 against top 10 teams

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 15:59:49, in reply to "Franklin did a great job. They gave themselves the death penalty*"

and a combined 4-17 against Michigan/OSU (with 3 of those wins coming against mediocre Michigan teams).

Yeah, he consistently had them in the conversation, but there was more than enough evidence that he had reached his ceiling, barring a switch flipping like Mack Brown at Texas (who was similarly bad against elite competition until he finally broke through in 2005).

All that said, if you're going to make a move, have a plan.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Certainly don't completely fuck around a guy who is repped by the most powerful agency in the sport*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 6:37:03, in reply to "It's definitely a be careful what you wish for situation, but the guy was 4-21 against top 10 teams"

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Yep - it wasn’t a mere coincidence that Franklin showed up on College Gameday after getting fired *

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

See I just don’t get this. They were almost in the Natty last year!

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 20:18:10, in reply to "It's definitely a be careful what you wish for situation, but the guy was 4-21 against top 10 teams"

I don’t think he’s the sole reason they lost a lot of big games. He was going to get enough talent to keep you in the top 5 in the Big Ten most seasons with realistic shots at the playoffs and every now and then be a contender. They made a huge mistake.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Maybe in the 12 team playoff era

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 21:10:50, in reply to "See I just don’t get this. They were almost in the Natty last year!"

But if you effectively have two guaranteed losses on your schedule every year despite a pretty even playing field in terms of resources and recruiting, the ceiling is capped.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

and then one of their top targets was....Matt Rhule

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 7:19:33, in reply to "Maybe in the 12 team playoff era "

Ohio st is a guaranteed loss for literally just about everyone in the country. They haven't played Michigan since 2023. By no means would i call this current/future version with no Harbaugh a guaranteed loss going forward.

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But if you effectively have two guaranteed losses on your schedule every year despite a pretty even playing field in terms of resources and recruiting, the ceiling is capped.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Glad he stayed at Nebby. Keeps them irrelevant.*

Posted by WhitmansFolly <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=WhitmansFolly' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 5, 2025, 9:30:44, in reply to "and then one of their top targets was....Matt Rhule"

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But if you effectively have two guaranteed losses on your schedule every year despite a pretty even playing field in terms of resources and recruiting, the ceiling is capped.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Fine. Then add Oregon or Washington or USC or Indiana or whatever other B1G

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 12:47:25, in reply to "and then one of their top targets was....Matt Rhule"

team is in the top 10 in any given year. Franklin wasn't going to beat them. 10-2 or 9-3 every year is obviously exceptional. But it's a ceiling on national title aspirations.

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But if you effectively have two guaranteed losses on your schedule every year despite a pretty even playing field in terms of resources and recruiting, the ceiling is capped.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Agreed. The OSU/Michigan record gets cited a lot but they're both just better programs than PSU is

Posted by UIHuskie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UIHuskie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 20:26:29, in reply to "See I just don’t get this. They were almost in the Natty last year!"

Penn State hasn't won a national title in 40 years, they're not who they think they are. It's pretty unlikely they hire somebody better than Franklin.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

there's a flaw in the "they're not who they think they are" arguments

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 11:40:28, in reply to "Agreed. The OSU/Michigan record gets cited a lot but they're both just better programs than PSU is"

it's always really backward looking. what is so special about Clemson vs South Carolina that they would have their late 10s run under Dabo instead of South Carolina? What was so special about FSU under Bowden that isn't special about them now? if Saban takes the Tennessee job in 2009 instead of Bama, we would talk about how Tennessee is one of the all time best jobs and Bama is just an afterthought that will never recapture the days of Bear Bryant.

PSU is a tremendous job but the reality is there are like 5 or 6 coaches at any one time that can sustain high level championship success and Franklin wasn't one of them. and 5 or 6 might be overselling it. if PSU gets on of those 5 or 6 guys, they are off to the races.

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Penn State hasn't won a national title in 40 years, they're not who they think they are. It's pretty unlikely they hire somebody better than Franklin.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Agreed--and I would argue that Penn State is in fact who they think they are

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 12:45:55, in reply to "there's a flaw in the "they're not who they think they are" arguments"

This is not Nebraska or some other bygone power. They have both the history, resources, recruiting base, and recent success to remain in the top echelon (where they in fact have remained, all credit to Franklin). Michigan hadn't won a title since 1997 and had a decade+ of mediocrity before Harbaugh took over. Nobody questioned their place before they won it all two years ago.

Yes, Franklin kept them in the conversation. But it seemed pretty clear he wouldn't get them over the hump.

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Penn State hasn't won a national title in 40 years, they're not who they think they are. It's pretty unlikely they hire somebody better than Franklin.

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

You've raised an interesting point, and therefore I Googled "can both mean more than two?"

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:06:00, in reply to "Agreed--and I would argue that Penn State is in fact who they think they are"

Google says no.

Thank you for your pedantry*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 13:45:29, in reply to "You've raised an interesting point, and therefore I Googled "can both mean more than two?""

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Google says no.

That's a little disingenuous. They won a national championship in 1997.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 20:56:03, in reply to "Agreed. The OSU/Michigan record gets cited a lot but they're both just better programs than PSU is"

Asterisk ✳️

1994*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 16:10:12, in reply to "That's a little disingenuous. They won a national championship in 1997."

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Asterisk ✳️

ooo

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 21:19:33, in reply to "1994*"

https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/msg/1764877529.html

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

*fgs* *

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 4, 2025, 21:55:35, in reply to "ooo"

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this is almost exactly the same case some people are making against BU*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 20:08:26, in reply to "It's definitely a be careful what you wish for situation, but the guy was 4-21 against top 10 teams"

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

Not sure that comparison holds up*

Posted by Blazer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Blazer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 21:12:34, in reply to "this is almost exactly the same case some people are making against BU*"

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

But they want playoffs every year, not every *other* year. See?*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 15:13:04, in reply to "Franklin did a great job. They gave themselves the death penalty*"

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now that they're scrounging around looking at guys that would probably do no better than Franklin.

it won't be Brohm, he's out too.

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 14:44:38, in reply to "Is PSU going to have a coach next year?*"

https://x.com/ByPatForde/status/1996303465639727398

Pat Forde
@ByPatForde
Sources: Jeff Brohm has turned down overtures from Penn State to remain at Louisville. He and the Louisville administration continue to work on new contract terms that should be finalized in the near future.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

More UNC drama

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:20:40, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend pic.twitter.com/4CggT8zRUz
— David Covucci (@DavidCovucci) December 3, 2025

cheugy*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 14:41:52, in reply to "More UNC drama"

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Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend pic.twitter.com/4CggT8zRUz — David Covucci (@DavidCovucci) December 3, 2025 .

bruh*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:22:04, in reply to "More UNC drama"

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Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend pic.twitter.com/4CggT8zRUz — David Covucci (@DavidCovucci) December 3, 2025 .

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

dude*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:21:17, in reply to "More UNC drama"

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Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend pic.twitter.com/4CggT8zRUz — David Covucci (@DavidCovucci) December 3, 2025 .

LOL *

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 14:14:08, in reply to "dude*"

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Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend pic.twitter.com/4CggT8zRUz — David Covucci (@DavidCovucci) December 3, 2025 .

If this is real, this is amazing. Jordon Hudson submitting FOIA requests to UNC for AD emails.

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 12:54:58, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

https://x.com/DavidCovucci/status/1996262943181390153

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She's certainly not "throw it all away" level hot.*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:28:32, in reply to "If this is real, this is amazing. Jordon Hudson submitting FOIA requests to UNC for AD emails."

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https://x.com/DavidCovucci/status/1996262943181390153

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His career is behind him. He'll have significant assets stashed in untouchable places. He's divorced

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:48:25, in reply to "She's certainly not "throw it all away" level hot.*"

What's to lose?

most people aren't THAT divorced though

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 15:05:43, in reply to "His career is behind him. He'll have significant assets stashed in untouchable places. He's divorced"

if nothing else, dude has enough money to have three girlfriends at the same damn time of equal or greater attractiveness and not have to deal with this fucking shit.

I don't think he gives much of a shit about any of the below*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 14:06:18, in reply to "His career is behind him. He'll have significant assets stashed in untouchable places. He's divorced"

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What's to lose?

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

clearly he does not, just getting that snatch*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 14:08:12, in reply to "I don't think he gives much of a shit about any of the below*"

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What's to lose?

If Lincoln, JFK, MLK & Harvey Milk were given the option of foregoing their legend in exchange for

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 15:09:53, in reply to "clearly he does not, just getting that snatch*"

not being shot through the neck and head, their response would likely depend on whether you were asking them now, or before the bullet hit.

If the latter, I can't imagine any of them opting for the bullet.

"Bill, you can have a lot of sex with this crazy 23 year old, or other people can read about you when you're dead. Which do you prefer?"

His relationship with his children?*

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 14:02:54, in reply to "His career is behind him. He'll have significant assets stashed in untouchable places. He's divorced"

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What's to lose?

His dignity?*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:59:34, in reply to "His career is behind him. He'll have significant assets stashed in untouchable places. He's divorced"

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What's to lose?

any/all respect anyone had for him?

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:53:58, in reply to "His career is behind him. He'll have significant assets stashed in untouchable places. He's divorced"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

next year's home opener opponent UAB with a deep cut hire

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 12:39:23, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

https://x.com/johncduncan/status/1996249904801259603

went 10-2 at a non-scholarship FCS school last year.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Ohio St OC Hartline to USF

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 9:21:39, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

Sources: Ohio State offensive coordinator Brian Hartline is expected to become the next coach at South Florida. He’s OSU’s play caller and built a reputation as the country’s top developer of wide receivers.

https://x.com/petethamel/status/1996232186471563628?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

no offense to Brian Hartline, but you could've developed the guys they recruit

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 12:49:01, in reply to "Ohio St OC Hartline to USF"

we'll see how that WR development goes at USF with 3* recruits.

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Klieman retiring, Klein to K-State

Posted by KCWildcat <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KCWildcat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 8:48:32, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

Wood

I like that Klein's Wikipedia page lists him as "2026-present"

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 14:01:45, in reply to "Klieman retiring, Klein to K-State"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collin_Klein

FWIW: K-State coach who is "retiring" is 58 y.o. Just sayin'.... *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 12:50:48, in reply to "Klieman retiring, Klein to K-State"

He's reached that time in life where one's cardiologist advises changes in lifestyle.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:59:12, in reply to "FWIW: K-State coach who is "retiring" is 58 y.o. Just sayin'.... *"

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Even better! Imagine the buyout he gave up by "retiring"*

Posted by KCWildcat <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KCWildcat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:57:48, in reply to "FWIW: K-State coach who is "retiring" is 58 y.o. Just sayin'.... *"

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Neal Brown to North Texas*

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 18:12:15, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

Cal working on Oregon's DC and ace recruiter Tosh Lupoi

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 17:01:03, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

former Bear player and coach

https://x.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1995990674681069927

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According to Pete Thamel-Sitake staying at BYU*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:05:53, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

so maybe matt campbell?*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:28:58, in reply to "According to Pete Thamel-Sitake staying at BYU*"

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Brohm was the rumor I read.*

Posted by Chicago1995 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chicago1995' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:40:44, in reply to "so maybe matt campbell?*"

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Is there a navigable stream there for PJ?*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:31:42, in reply to "so maybe matt campbell?*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Papa John? PJ Harvey?*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:51:21, in reply to "Is there a navigable stream there for PJ?*"

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PJ Bowman.

You call him Dr PJ now...

Quick/dirty search could not find one pic of him in an Illini uniform.

Fleck. He'd win 9-10 games per year there and get ridden out on a rail.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on December 2, 2025, 16:55:25, in reply to "Papa John? PJ Harvey?*"

Or a boat oar if you prefer.

Would love it, he's probably the best Minnesota could hope for and would be chum at PSU.

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Is Penn State headed towards Nebraskaland? I feel like Matt Rhule should coach both teams.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on December 2, 2025, 16:23:57, in reply to "According to Pete Thamel-Sitake staying at BYU*"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Brutal for Penn State if it’s true that they thought this was a done deal for a while.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:22:24, in reply to "According to Pete Thamel-Sitake staying at BYU*"

You truly hate to see it.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Yeah, so sad for the people who invented football AND hired "Honest as the day is long" JoPa. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 17:30:07, in reply to "Brutal for Penn State if it’s true that they thought this was a done deal for a while."

That's a shame...

getting a raise to 9-9.5 mil and commitments of more NIL cash

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:15:59, in reply to "According to Pete Thamel-Sitake staying at BYU*"

that's a lot of cookie cash

Pete Nakos

@PeteNakos
Sources tell
@On3sports
that BYU's Kalani Sitake is staying in Provo. Had emerged as a top target in Penn State's coaching search.

BYU is committing $10 to $15 million of NIL on top of revenue sharing. New deal is currently expected to pay Sitake roughly $9 to $9.5 million annually over deal.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Crumbl ain’t no joke. Wow. Didn’t think they’d be able to keep him.*

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Nice of PSU to get the man a raise.*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:21:03, in reply to "getting a raise to 9-9.5 mil and commitments of more NIL cash"

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They've done for a few people this cycle*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:59:05, in reply to "Nice of PSU to get the man a raise.*"

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

COOKIES*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:17:27, in reply to "getting a raise to 9-9.5 mil and commitments of more NIL cash"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Easton Baker (TE who didn't really play) to the portal *

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 14:55:02, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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Was that the LB from Utah? I didn't even know he switched to TE.

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 15:34:15, in reply to "Easton Baker (TE who didn't really play) to the portal *"

Completely forgot about him but he was pretty hyped by the insiders when we got him

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Also didn't realize he switched to TE.

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 9:10:08, in reply to "Was that the LB from Utah? I didn't even know he switched to TE."

Thought he was a high level LB out of an area we usually don't get players.

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Completely forgot about him but he was pretty hyped by the insiders when we got him

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Gotta believe he never really recovered from that injury*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 15:24:58, in reply to "Easton Baker (TE who didn't really play) to the portal *"

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This. His HS film was incredible. Utah pipeline gone*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 16:15:59, in reply to "Gotta believe he never really recovered from that injury*"

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already forgot about the 1st commitment in next year's class?

Posted by bulldogmba <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bulldogmba' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 3, 2025, 13:36:46, in reply to "This. His HS film was incredible. Utah pipeline gone*"

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Shame. He was a pretty high level recruit*

Posted by OrangeSox <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OrangeSox' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 15:15:03, in reply to "Easton Baker (TE who didn't really play) to the portal *"

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JC Anderson following Lane to LSU*

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Charlie Weis hired as an assistant at LSU. (Okay, okay: it's Charlie Weis Jr.)

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 11:29:40, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

New LSU football head coach Lane Kiffin has officially brought six assistants with him to Baton Rouge from Ole Miss.

That contingent of coaches is headlined by offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., who will serve in the same role at LSU. Per his term sheet that the Daily Advertiser obtained Monday night, Weis agreed to a three-year, $6 million deal. By the end of his contract, Weis will make $2.1 million in 2028, making him one of the highest paid assistant coaches in college football.

The Daily Advertiser also obtained term sheets for Kiffin's five other assistants that followed him from Oxford, Mississippi, to LSU, including Joe Cox, George McDonald, Sawyer Jordan, Nick Savage and Mike Williams.

Savage, head strength and conditioning coach, and McDonald, wide receivers coach and passing game coordinator, are set to $800,000 in their first seasons with the Tigers and then receive a pay bump to $850,000 for their second years on their deals.

Cox, who will serve as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach under Kiffin at LSU, signed a two-year, $1.6 million deal.

https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2025/12/01/lane-kiffin-hires-oc-charlie-weis-jr-at-lsu-football-5-others/87560593007/

Gotta wonder if Ol' Miss coulda matched those salaries/guarantees.

Oh well.

Weird, Ole Miss is letting Weis stay on to be OC during the playoff run.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 14:38:59, in reply to "Charlie Weis hired as an assistant at LSU. (Okay, okay: it's Charlie Weis Jr.)"

Good thing for the current players but what a weird situation. He was booed and cussed out by Ole Miss fans at the airport just 2 days ago as he got on the plane out of town with Lane.

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New LSU football head coach Lane Kiffin has officially brought six assistants with him to Baton Rouge from Ole Miss.

That contingent of coaches is headlined by offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., who will serve in the same role at LSU. Per his term sheet that the Daily Advertiser obtained Monday night, Weis agreed to a three-year, $6 million deal. By the end of his contract, Weis will make $2.1 million in 2028, making him one of the highest paid assistant coaches in college football.

The Daily Advertiser also obtained term sheets for Kiffin's five other assistants that followed him from Oxford, Mississippi, to LSU, including Joe Cox, George McDonald, Sawyer Jordan, Nick Savage and Mike Williams.

Savage, head strength and conditioning coach, and McDonald, wide receivers coach and passing game coordinator, are set to $800,000 in their first seasons with the Tigers and then receive a pay bump to $850,000 for their second years on their deals.

Cox, who will serve as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach under Kiffin at LSU, signed a two-year, $1.6 million deal.

https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2025/12/01/lane-kiffin-hires-oc-charlie-weis-jr-at-lsu-football-5-others/87560593007/

Gotta wonder if Ol' Miss coulda matched those salaries/guarantees.

Oh well.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Petty, but I like it*

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 15:19:30, in reply to "Weird, Ole Miss is letting Weis stay on to be OC during the playoff run."

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Good thing for the current players but what a weird situation. He was booed and cussed out by Ole Miss fans at the airport just 2 days ago as he got on the plane out of town with Lane.

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New LSU football head coach Lane Kiffin has officially brought six assistants with him to Baton Rouge from Ole Miss.

That contingent of coaches is headlined by offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., who will serve in the same role at LSU. Per his term sheet that the Daily Advertiser obtained Monday night, Weis agreed to a three-year, $6 million deal. By the end of his contract, Weis will make $2.1 million in 2028, making him one of the highest paid assistant coaches in college football.

The Daily Advertiser also obtained term sheets for Kiffin's five other assistants that followed him from Oxford, Mississippi, to LSU, including Joe Cox, George McDonald, Sawyer Jordan, Nick Savage and Mike Williams.

Savage, head strength and conditioning coach, and McDonald, wide receivers coach and passing game coordinator, are set to $800,000 in their first seasons with the Tigers and then receive a pay bump to $850,000 for their second years on their deals.

Cox, who will serve as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach under Kiffin at LSU, signed a two-year, $1.6 million deal.

https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2025/12/01/lane-kiffin-hires-oc-charlie-weis-jr-at-lsu-football-5-others/87560593007/

Gotta wonder if Ol' Miss coulda matched those salaries/guarantees.

Oh well.

So is there any way Ole Miss gets fvcked out of a playoff spot?

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 13:28:18, in reply to "Charlie Weis hired as an assistant at LSU. (Okay, okay: it's Charlie Weis Jr.)"

https://collegefootballplayoff.com/sports/2016/10/24/selection-committee-protocol

PRINCIPLES
The committee will select the teams using a process that distinguishes among otherwise comparable teams by considering:
Strength of schedule,
- Head-to-head competition,
- Comparative outcomes of common opponents (without incenting margin of victory), and,
- Other relevant factors such as unavailability of key players and coaches that may have affected a team’s performance during the season or likely will affect its postseason performance.

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Losing a head coach + 6 assistants might affect a team's performance in the postseason?

You just know they want to get a 3 loss Texas and a potential 3 loss Alabama (who is probably in anyway by making it to the SEC championship game) into the playoff.

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New LSU football head coach Lane Kiffin has officially brought six assistants with him to Baton Rouge from Ole Miss.

That contingent of coaches is headlined by offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., who will serve in the same role at LSU. Per his term sheet that the Daily Advertiser obtained Monday night, Weis agreed to a three-year, $6 million deal. By the end of his contract, Weis will make $2.1 million in 2028, making him one of the highest paid assistant coaches in college football.

The Daily Advertiser also obtained term sheets for Kiffin's five other assistants that followed him from Oxford, Mississippi, to LSU, including Joe Cox, George McDonald, Sawyer Jordan, Nick Savage and Mike Williams.

Savage, head strength and conditioning coach, and McDonald, wide receivers coach and passing game coordinator, are set to $800,000 in their first seasons with the Tigers and then receive a pay bump to $850,000 for their second years on their deals.

Cox, who will serve as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach under Kiffin at LSU, signed a two-year, $1.6 million deal.

https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2025/12/01/lane-kiffin-hires-oc-charlie-weis-jr-at-lsu-football-5-others/87560593007/

Gotta wonder if Ol' Miss coulda matched those salaries/guarantees.

Oh well.

Does Kiffin call his plays? I thought his offenses were very Kiffin-ey*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 13:01:18, in reply to "Charlie Weis hired as an assistant at LSU. (Okay, okay: it's Charlie Weis Jr.)"

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New LSU football head coach Lane Kiffin has officially brought six assistants with him to Baton Rouge from Ole Miss.

That contingent of coaches is headlined by offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., who will serve in the same role at LSU. Per his term sheet that the Daily Advertiser obtained Monday night, Weis agreed to a three-year, $6 million deal. By the end of his contract, Weis will make $2.1 million in 2028, making him one of the highest paid assistant coaches in college football.

The Daily Advertiser also obtained term sheets for Kiffin's five other assistants that followed him from Oxford, Mississippi, to LSU, including Joe Cox, George McDonald, Sawyer Jordan, Nick Savage and Mike Williams.

Savage, head strength and conditioning coach, and McDonald, wide receivers coach and passing game coordinator, are set to $800,000 in their first seasons with the Tigers and then receive a pay bump to $850,000 for their second years on their deals.

Cox, who will serve as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach under Kiffin at LSU, signed a two-year, $1.6 million deal.

https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2025/12/01/lane-kiffin-hires-oc-charlie-weis-jr-at-lsu-football-5-others/87560593007/

Gotta wonder if Ol' Miss coulda matched those salaries/guarantees.

Oh well.

Think so. Reaction to a call from a few years back...

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 13:13:00, in reply to "Does Kiffin call his plays? I thought his offenses were very Kiffin-ey*"

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New LSU football head coach Lane Kiffin has officially brought six assistants with him to Baton Rouge from Ole Miss.

That contingent of coaches is headlined by offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., who will serve in the same role at LSU. Per his term sheet that the Daily Advertiser obtained Monday night, Weis agreed to a three-year, $6 million deal. By the end of his contract, Weis will make $2.1 million in 2028, making him one of the highest paid assistant coaches in college football.

The Daily Advertiser also obtained term sheets for Kiffin's five other assistants that followed him from Oxford, Mississippi, to LSU, including Joe Cox, George McDonald, Sawyer Jordan, Nick Savage and Mike Williams.

Savage, head strength and conditioning coach, and McDonald, wide receivers coach and passing game coordinator, are set to $800,000 in their first seasons with the Tigers and then receive a pay bump to $850,000 for their second years on their deals.

Cox, who will serve as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach under Kiffin at LSU, signed a two-year, $1.6 million deal.

https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2025/12/01/lane-kiffin-hires-oc-charlie-weis-jr-at-lsu-football-5-others/87560593007/

Gotta wonder if Ol' Miss coulda matched those salaries/guarantees.

Oh well.

George McDonald in there making 800k*

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 11:34:27, in reply to "Charlie Weis hired as an assistant at LSU. (Okay, okay: it's Charlie Weis Jr.)"

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New LSU football head coach Lane Kiffin has officially brought six assistants with him to Baton Rouge from Ole Miss.

That contingent of coaches is headlined by offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., who will serve in the same role at LSU. Per his term sheet that the Daily Advertiser obtained Monday night, Weis agreed to a three-year, $6 million deal. By the end of his contract, Weis will make $2.1 million in 2028, making him one of the highest paid assistant coaches in college football.

The Daily Advertiser also obtained term sheets for Kiffin's five other assistants that followed him from Oxford, Mississippi, to LSU, including Joe Cox, George McDonald, Sawyer Jordan, Nick Savage and Mike Williams.

Savage, head strength and conditioning coach, and McDonald, wide receivers coach and passing game coordinator, are set to $800,000 in their first seasons with the Tigers and then receive a pay bump to $850,000 for their second years on their deals.

Cox, who will serve as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach under Kiffin at LSU, signed a two-year, $1.6 million deal.

https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2025/12/01/lane-kiffin-hires-oc-charlie-weis-jr-at-lsu-football-5-others/87560593007/

Gotta wonder if Ol' Miss coulda matched those salaries/guarantees.

Oh well.

with a ka-ching here and a ka-ching there*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 11:39:45, in reply to "George McDonald in there making 800k*"

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New LSU football head coach Lane Kiffin has officially brought six assistants with him to Baton Rouge from Ole Miss.

That contingent of coaches is headlined by offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr., who will serve in the same role at LSU. Per his term sheet that the Daily Advertiser obtained Monday night, Weis agreed to a three-year, $6 million deal. By the end of his contract, Weis will make $2.1 million in 2028, making him one of the highest paid assistant coaches in college football.

The Daily Advertiser also obtained term sheets for Kiffin's five other assistants that followed him from Oxford, Mississippi, to LSU, including Joe Cox, George McDonald, Sawyer Jordan, Nick Savage and Mike Williams.

Savage, head strength and conditioning coach, and McDonald, wide receivers coach and passing game coordinator, are set to $800,000 in their first seasons with the Tigers and then receive a pay bump to $850,000 for their second years on their deals.

Cox, who will serve as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach under Kiffin at LSU, signed a two-year, $1.6 million deal.

https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/college/lsu/2025/12/01/lane-kiffin-hires-oc-charlie-weis-jr-at-lsu-football-5-others/87560593007/

Gotta wonder if Ol' Miss coulda matched those salaries/guarantees.

Oh well.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

LOL, didn't realize that was our George McDonald-Ashford. (From Buena Park, CA.)

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 11:39:09, in reply to "George McDonald in there making 800k*"

Vanderbilt just flipped the #1 ranked QB in the 2026 class from Georgia.*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:51:30, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Whoa*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 13:16:22, in reply to "Vanderbilt just flipped the #1 ranked QB in the 2026 class from Georgia.*"

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What a time. That said, Kirby may not want a top ranked QB.

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 12:49:56, in reply to "Vanderbilt just flipped the #1 ranked QB in the 2026 class from Georgia.*"

Probably prefers a Stetson Bennett or a Gunnar Stockton to a Carson Beck.

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Ohio places HC Brian Smith on leave of absence *

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 6:25:54, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

BYU coach to PSU smoke getting thicker

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 18:50:14, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1995644107902124037

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

They should just hire Matt Campbell already*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:44:56, in reply to "BYU coach to PSU smoke getting thicker"

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https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1995644107902124037

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Apparently, Jimmy Sexton is really effing things up for PSU...

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:37:41, in reply to "BYU coach to PSU smoke getting thicker"

...you hate to see it.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

In what way?*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:38:51, in reply to "Apparently, Jimmy Sexton is really effing things up for PSU..."

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...you hate to see it.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Todd McShay was saying he is poisoning the job for the way PSU did Franklin*

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...you hate to see it.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

This always was a case study in FAFO*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 13:32:16, in reply to "Todd McShay was saying he is poisoning the job for the way PSU did Franklin*"

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...you hate to see it.

I didn’t realize Sexton reps Cignetti. What a nightmare for PSU*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:01:13, in reply to "Apparently, Jimmy Sexton is really effing things up for PSU..."

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...you hate to see it.

I don't think Sexton does.

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 13:04:07, in reply to "I didn’t realize Sexton reps Cignetti. What a nightmare for PSU*"

Never recalled hearing that, and upon further searching it appears to be Thayer Evans of Coaches Rep.

Maybe that's why the deal was done quickly & quietly.

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...you hate to see it.

If folks interested in this subthread haven’t already, y’all should really listen to this

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:21:22, in reply to "I didn’t realize Sexton reps Cignetti. What a nightmare for PSU*"

Whole podcast is awesome but this is on point

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6FMiwnr5FqS887joQTZ88R?si=75aa4fb3669940b1&nd=1&utm_medium=organic&_branch_referrer=H4sIAAAAAAAAA7WNzQrCMBCEnyY9ttrWWoUigvTmwZ%2BTF9m0ia7GbNykiBef3Sj4CMIchhk%2BvnMIzs%2BzzDsKqJ8pOJcatNds4Zj6oQsNOWUTkZd6MOY4sGnOH0QUS5G3MZ87%2FdEd3eKkHHrqVWxVu8aH5Ul739X19EKb%2FaGut6JoPYpiNZ0AlFoWVTWblSM5%2FlrAGAnd9b8mkVe2j%2Fs40QrCwKohPoHFLnmx0ooZ7ekomR5ecbMmiSY6RjvQwPgGsJ%2B5zzIBAAA%3D&product=open&%24full_url=https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fepisode%2F6FMiwnr5FqS887joQTZ88R%3Fsi%3D75aa4fb3669940b1&feature=organic&_branch_match_id=1430678458094227725

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Or just listen to anything with Stephen Godfrey*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:30:35, in reply to "If folks interested in this subthread haven’t already, y’all should really listen to this "

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The fact that only CAA clients on ESPN thought he should be allowed to stay at Ole Miss is

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:45:35, in reply to "Apparently, Jimmy Sexton is really effing things up for PSU..."

really something.

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...you hate to see it.

Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

Crumble Cookie CEO saying NAHT SO FAS MYR FWEND*

Posted by LeatherneckIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LeatherneckIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 19:53:28, in reply to "BYU coach to PSU smoke getting thicker"

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https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1995644107902124037

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It makes sense why the Mormons like Crumble cookie

Posted by KCWildcat <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KCWildcat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 7:56:51, in reply to "Crumble Cookie CEO saying NAHT SO FAS MYR FWEND*"

Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

That place is utterly dystopic. It's exactly the opposite of what a bakery is supposed to be.*

Posted by cpsteine <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=cpsteine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 12:52:25, in reply to "It makes sense why the Mormons like Crumble cookie"

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Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

I know someone whose brother owns a Crumbl franchise. Mormon. Makes sense now*

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:08:46, in reply to "It makes sense why the Mormons like Crumble cookie"

Mormon

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Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

Makes sense why they're all over AZ...*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:42:14, in reply to "I know someone whose brother owns a Crumbl franchise. Mormon. Makes sense now*"

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Mormon

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Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

crumbl cookies are awful. too cake-y*

Posted by torinese <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=torinese' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 8:27:15, in reply to "It makes sense why the Mormons like Crumble cookie"

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Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

I think they're just too...much. Otis Spunkmeyer FTW and also Insomnia.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 8:36:27, in reply to "crumbl cookies are awful. too cake-y*"

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Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Otis is absolutely terrible*

Posted by Chilango <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chilango' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:47:55, in reply to "I think they're just too...much. Otis Spunkmeyer FTW and also Insomnia.*"

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Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

Haven’t had one in 15 years. Old firm had a cookie cart every Thursday afternoon.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:42:48, in reply to "Otis is absolutely terrible*"

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Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Frozen crap

Posted by Chilango <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chilango' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:52:54, in reply to "Haven’t had one in 15 years. Old firm had a cookie cart every Thursday afternoon.*"

I lent them money for years. Horrible quality.

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Besides the fact that it’s absolutely delicious.

yep, maybe a 1/4 of one and I'm good. We had Levain Bakery in NYC...

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 8:48:44, in reply to "I think they're just too...much. Otis Spunkmeyer FTW and also Insomnia.*"

and those are 1000% better than Crumbl

yes, in the too big style, levain is vastly superior*

Posted by torinese <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=torinese' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:09:12, in reply to "yep, maybe a 1/4 of one and I'm good. We had Levain Bakery in NYC..."

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and those are 1000% better than Crumbl

The classic chocolate chip Levain is so good*

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:16:23, in reply to "yep, maybe a 1/4 of one and I'm good. We had Levain Bakery in NYC..."

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and those are 1000% better than Crumbl

Having one reminded me of going to Voodoo Donuts. Disappointment by overkill.*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:13:56, in reply to "yep, maybe a 1/4 of one and I'm good. We had Levain Bakery in NYC..."

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and those are 1000% better than Crumbl

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

100% agree on voodoo, but levain's line and hype wasn't nearly as large*

Posted by torinese <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=torinese' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 10:18:19, in reply to "Having one reminded me of going to Voodoo Donuts. Disappointment by overkill.*"

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and those are 1000% better than Crumbl

Yuck*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 19:27:49, in reply to "BYU coach to PSU smoke getting thicker"

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https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1995644107902124037

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it's a weird hire because guys like him feel so BYU and utah coded

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 19:10:15, in reply to "BYU coach to PSU smoke getting thicker"

but he's built a really good program there.

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A better opportunity to make the CFP*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 19:38:48, in reply to "it's a weird hire because guys like him feel so BYU and utah coded"

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but he's built a really good program there.

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Maybe he's just angling for a pay raise. Or maybe he's not as Mormon as he assured them he was.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 19:26:34, in reply to "it's a weird hire because guys like him feel so BYU and utah coded"

I don't know how the cult of Penn State football compares to the cult of Joseph Smith. Maybe it would feel like home?

Of course he’s trying to bilk BYU*

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 8:32:05, in reply to "Maybe he's just angling for a pay raise. Or maybe he's not as Mormon as he assured them he was."

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I don't know how the cult of Penn State football compares to the cult of Joseph Smith. Maybe it would feel like home?

seems like it's Oregon OC Will Stein to UK

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 18:04:16, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

https://x.com/PeteThamel/status/1995644494122025092/photo/1

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I’d rather go this route than the Memphis head coach

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 18:19:56, in reply to "seems like it's Oregon OC Will Stein to UK"

But it’s all a crapshoot and involves a bunch of factors, not all of which the coach can control

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

Nebraska fired their DC*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:48:25, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

Their fans want Wilcox or Leonhard.

Posted by WhitmansFolly <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=WhitmansFolly' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 18:33:51, in reply to "Nebraska fired their DC*"

Good luck with that lol.

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i don't think Matt Rhule has beaten a ranked opponent since Temple

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:54:33, in reply to "Nebraska fired their DC*"

and he was awful in the NFL. That dude got more mileage out of one good year at Baylor than anyone has a right to.

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Wow... that's really something... you'd think he would've slipped and fallen into 1 at Nebraska...

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 2, 2025, 9:38:31, in reply to "i don't think Matt Rhule has beaten a ranked opponent since Temple"

...it's not like they're devoid of talent.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

That's right.

Posted by Chicago1995 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chicago1995' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 16:08:46, in reply to "i don't think Matt Rhule has beaten a ranked opponent since Temple"

And I don't know that the ranked team he beat ended up ranked.

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and he was awful in the NFL. That dude got more mileage out of one good year at Baylor than anyone has a right to.

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UCLA looking to hire JMU coach

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 11:42:00, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

https://bsky.app/profile/nauerbach.com/post/3m6wxq4xzhc2z

UCLA is expected to hire JMU coach Bob Chesney, source confirms to NBC Sports. Been trending this way for awhile, and the expectation is that Chesney would coach JMU if the Dukes make the CFP.

Pipping Penn State? I see you UCLA.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Not saying they will be bad hires, but all these hires feel so uninspired.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 11:53:06, in reply to "UCLA looking to hire JMU coach"

Auburn, Florida, UCLA, Arkansas all just hiring the G5 coaches whose teams had the best record this season.

Just like Florida did with Napier and FSU did with Norvell. Or VaTech with Fuentes. Or Auburn with Harsin. Or Texas with Herman. Or Tennessee with Butch Jones.

Go find the next stud coach that is an OC/DC somewhere, give someone like Dan Mullen another run at it - take a chance on something. G5 performance is such a crapshoot and often just depends on if you lucked into a great QB or not. And the Tulane and JMU guys didn’t even build their programs.

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UCLA is expected to hire JMU coach Bob Chesney, source confirms to NBC Sports. Been trending this way for awhile, and the expectation is that Chesney would coach JMU if the Dukes make the CFP.

Pipping Penn State? I see you UCLA.

When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Kentucky giving the Oregon OC a shot, that’s more the route I’d be wanting my team to take*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 18:03:48, in reply to "Not saying they will be bad hires, but all these hires feel so uninspired."

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

You may be underselling what Chesney has done at JMU.

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:52:31, in reply to "Not saying they will be bad hires, but all these hires feel so uninspired."

Cignetti took 12 coaches / staff members and 13 players (1 4* & 12 3*) from JMU to Indiana. That's quite a bit to replace.

In year 2, Chesney has JMU with a shot at a CFP bid as the 5 highest ranked conference champions get automatic bids. If JMU wins the SunBelt (as a 22.5 point favorite) and 7-5 Duke wins the ACC (as a 3.5 point underdog), there's a good chance the 5 automatic conference champion bids go to:

IN:
B1G: 13-0 tOSU or Indiana
SEC: 12-1 Georgia or 11-2 Alabama
BIG 12: 12-1 Texas Tech or BYU
American: 12-1 North Texas or 11-2 Tulane
SunBelt: 12-1 James Madison (with a win over 8-5 Troy)

OUT:
ACC: 8-5 Duke (with a win over 10-3 Virginia)

By the computers (SP+) JMU is #24 while Duke is #53.

Of course, all bets are off if Virginia beats Duke.

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another factor here is what does success look like at your program?

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:51:02, in reply to "Not saying they will be bad hires, but all these hires feel so uninspired."

Illinois and BB are lucky in this regard. on the other hand, best of luck to anyone that takes the Auburn job.

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See also: Penn State*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 15:52:50, in reply to "another factor here is what does success look like at your program?"

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Illinois and BB are lucky in this regard. on the other hand, best of luck to anyone that takes the Auburn job.

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Yeah, if BB keeps stacking 8 win seasons he'll get a statue

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:54:31, in reply to "another factor here is what does success look like at your program?"

At a lot of these other open jobs that'll get you fired.

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Illinois and BB are lucky in this regard. on the other hand, best of luck to anyone that takes the Auburn job.

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IF he stays. We’d be foolish to think he won’t leave for a higher profile job*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 16:49:32, in reply to "Yeah, if BB keeps stacking 8 win seasons he'll get a statue"

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At a lot of these other open jobs that'll get you fired.

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Illinois and BB are lucky in this regard. on the other hand, best of luck to anyone that takes the Auburn job.

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there's no way to know who will work out before they do it

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:33:24, in reply to "Not saying they will be bad hires, but all these hires feel so uninspired."

it's like grading a NFL draft the day after the draft. you don't know if it was good or not for 3 years.

retreads should get more looks.

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The Cignetti outlier is doing a lot of work here I think

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:11:07, in reply to "Not saying they will be bad hires, but all these hires feel so uninspired."

Plus, in today’s new world, financial parity is here. Florida can’t go poach any non-Alabama or Ohio state coach they want. Clark Lea is getting the bag from vandy. Cignetti is getting the bag from IU.

They used to be able to just poach a really good P5 guy not at one of the top 5, but that reality is gone.

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I don't disagree but your criticisms could all be leveled against hiring a stud OC or retread.

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:05:52, in reply to "Not saying they will be bad hires, but all these hires feel so uninspired."

That said, I think Dan Mullen would be a home run hire for a P5 program.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Agree on Mullen*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:14:23, in reply to "I don't disagree but your criticisms could all be levied against hiring a stud OC or retread."

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That said, I think Dan Mullen would be a home run hire for a P5 program.

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Especially if paired with a good GM.

I think the knock on Mullen was that he didn't recruit as hard as his peers.

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That said, I think Dan Mullen would be a home run hire for a P5 program.

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plenty of people here called us hiring Bret uninspired*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:09:59, in reply to "I don't disagree but your criticisms could all be levied against hiring a stud OC or retread."

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That said, I think Dan Mullen would be a home run hire for a P5 program.

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I was wondering why we were hiring a retread myself*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:19:04, in reply to "plenty of people here called us hiring Bret uninspired*"

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That said, I think Dan Mullen would be a home run hire for a P5 program.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Fit, fit, fit... is the guy the right fit?

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:22:09, in reply to "I was wondering why we were hiring a retread myself*"

Easier said than done, and I certainly didn't grasp it initially, but what nobody could've understood before we saw it first hand is how perfect a fit Bielema is for Illinois... when is the last time we could say that in our football program? I doubt many of us were alive.

Even Mike White was a California guy who needed a 2nd chance to rehab his image, and Illinois offered that... but he wasn't the best fit... Bielema embodies Illinois football... we just didn't know it before.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

luck and timing play a much bigger role in this than anyone wants to admit

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:39:25, in reply to "Fit, fit, fit... is the guy the right fit?"

BB benefited big time from Covid 5th years. we don't keep S Brown, Martin, Palzcewski, or get DeVito without a Covid 5th year. unlikely we make a bowl in year two without all those guys available.

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Sorry, was driving 8 hrs yesterday so didn't see the post below*

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2025/11/30/florida-football-hiring-jon-sumrall-tulane-coach-contract/87537268007/

Florida football is hiring Tulane's Jon Sumrall as its next head coach, the school announced Sunday, Nov. 30.

Sumrall, in his second season at Tulane, has the Green Wave at 10-2 this season and in contention for a College Football Playoff berth. No. 23 Tulane (No. 24 in CFP) plays No. 22 North Texas in the American Conference championship game on Friday, Dec. 5, with the winner having a strong shot at reaching the 12-team bracket.

"The University of Florida is one of the premier programs in college football, and it's an incredible honor to serve as the head football coach," Sumrall said in the announcement. "I believe in building a team rooted in toughness, accountability and a relentless competitive spirit. Florida has everything necessary to compete at the highest level — the resources, the support, the tradition and the passion of Gator Nation. My family and I are excited to get to work."

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Atlanta to Detroit.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 11:53:20, in reply to "Sorry, was driving 8 hrs yesterday so didn't see the post below*"

Blacksburg to Atlanta. Actually it was more like six hours that felt like eight.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Lot of buzz about Sitake from BYU for the Penn State job*

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 22:32:39, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Sounds like a done deal per the PSU 247 board*

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That’s one from left field.*

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Mark Stoops = sacked *

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RUMOUR: Chip Kelly to Kentucky *

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

Guy has done nothing but fall flat on his face for a decade. Let’s hire him!*

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 11:45:39, in reply to "RUMOUR: Chip Kelly to Kentucky *"

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seems like a strange hire. Kelly hates recruiting, but maybe in the NIL era that doesn't matter*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 11:43:52, in reply to "RUMOUR: Chip Kelly to Kentucky *"

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I’ve seen the Oregon OC rumored as well.*

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 6:37:35, in reply to "RUMOUR: Chip Kelly to Kentucky *"

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I think i'd wait for a better job if i were him*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 1, 2025, 12:30:15, in reply to "I’ve seen the Oregon OC rumored as well.*"

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bring back Eric Wolford to coach OL*

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

About time. That guy has been stealing money.*

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 22:22:57, in reply to "Mark Stoops = sacked *"

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Last P4 coach for awhile with this stat-13 years-1 conference season with a winning record*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 22:18:34, in reply to "Mark Stoops = sacked *"

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

wonder if they regret not firing him earlier and missing out on Sumrall*

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Sounds like he didn’t fight it too hard and helped UK in the short term

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https://x.com/clowfb/status/1995331563454652545?s=20

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

getting curb stomped and shut out by your rival to end a 5-7 season will do that to you.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 21:29:13, in reply to "Mark Stoops = sacked *"

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Kentucky has to pay him $38mm by say, Feb 1, 2026. That'll put a hole in the hoops budget.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 21:35:43, in reply to "getting curb stomped and shut out by your rival to end a 5-7 season will do that to you.*"

Per his contract, Stoops is owed his full $38 million buyout within 60 days of termination, which could make it one of the most expensive firings in college football history.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/kentucky-fire-mark-stoops-38-million-buyout/

Heh. LSU opens up SEC play at Ole Miss next season. That will be fun*

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TV ratings going to be through the roof*

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Imagine the Gameday signs.*

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“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Need to trademark "Heaux."*

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Fitzee to MSU a done deal*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Hazing starts Monday!*

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We won't see him in Champaign until 2028...

But someone needs to work Rose Royce's disco hit "Car Wash" into the music rotation on the PA for that one.

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I doubt he's Daddy Rich by then.

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So much for the different kind of athlete BS.*

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Good point: sure is sliding down the "academic demands" scale going from NU to MSU. *

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If there's any standards left these days, that is.

If he tries to do his routine where he pulls offers if kids do visits after they verbal…

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 15:57:35, in reply to "Good point: sure is sliding down the "academic demands" scale going from NU to MSU. *"

Without an NU education behind him, the correct response is “eat shit.”

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If there's any standards left these days, that is.

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Yep yep: never work today, probably would only work at a few schools say, ten years ago.

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Gonna be some interesting staff hires. Maybe he'll go after some of his own alums already coaching elsewhere??

One month late for this song, but....

He's doing the Clash!! The Culture Clash; it's a coaching graveyard smash....

Also he has been out, what, 3 years?

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 16:28:13, in reply to "If he tries to do his routine where he pulls offers if kids do visits after they verbal…"

That’s like 10 years in portal experience. Things have changed dramatically.

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Without an NU education behind him, the correct response is “eat shit.”

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If there's any standards left these days, that is.

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Don’t like that, he’ll be good there.*

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I’m ugly.

No he won't.*

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Much different world than he left*

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NIL? Yeah that's how much he's getting from us!*

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Rather have him there than Iowa.

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Agree*

Posted by cpsteine <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=cpsteine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 18:59:03, in reply to "Rather have him there than Iowa."

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Nah. Look forward to Michigan thrashing him.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 15:29:04, in reply to "Don’t like that, he’ll be good there.*"

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Not convinced*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 15:16:00, in reply to "Don’t like that, he’ll be good there.*"

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Maybe; they went 1-8 in the B1G in 3 of his last 4 years at Northwestern

Posted by UIHuskie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UIHuskie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 15:14:59, in reply to "Don’t like that, he’ll be good there.*"

They did go 6-1 in the other year, but that was also the COVID year that seems to have produced a bunch of weird one-off seasons.

I think he's a good coach but his really successful run at Northwestern is basically a lifetime ago at this point in a totally different college football environment.

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Taking over Sparty at a lower point than NU was when he was promoted. Eh.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 15:33:46, in reply to "Maybe; they went 1-8 in the B1G in 3 of his last 4 years at Northwestern"

NU was in a pretty good spot when he took over, at least going by recent record.

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He left it worse than he got it.

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Fair enough, hopefully he’s a disaster then.*

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I’m ugly.

I disagree. I think he’s a dinosaur meathead*

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Who either knew about the hazing and allowed it or didn't know what was going on in his program*

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

These coaches are control freaks

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 15:59:24, in reply to "Who either knew about the hazing and allowed it or didn't know what was going on in his program*"

He absolutely knew what was going on IMO

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Totally agree with you, no way he didn't know. But he's going to a place that has lots of these

issues.

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He absolutely knew what was going on IMO

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

That alone makes it a peculiar hire.

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MSU has had a ton of off the court/field issues with coaches and support staff. So they hire a guy with Fitzees history? Lol.

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issues.

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He absolutely knew what was going on IMO

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Captain Classy should love that. Hiring a guy before you fire the other guy*

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

ooo

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Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Kiffin makes it official

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I wish these assholes would quit invoking God and prayer…

When they are already set for life and deciding between set for life plus and set for life plus plus. It’s not God telling you what to do, buddy.

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Who knew God was an LSU fan?*

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When they are already set for life and deciding between set for life plus and set for life plus plus. It’s not God telling you what to do, buddy.

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This probably ages poorly, but I don’t think Kiffin does any better than Kelly did*

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Hoe Hoe Hoe.*

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“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Maybe he can coach every SEC team

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Recrudescence

What is Penn St going to do?*

Posted by LovetheChief <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LovetheChief' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 14:50:18, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

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They could still poach Rhule.

Most Nebraska fans want him out anyway lol.

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Ole Miss names DC as permanent HC

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 14:02:39, in reply to "Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR "

BREAKING: Ole Miss DC Pete Golding is getting named as the Rebels permanent head coach, not just interim for the Playoff. He is replacing Lane Kiffin who is taking the LSU job. @PeteNakos first reported the Golding news. https://t.co/rrm4qPMCmY
— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) November 30, 2025

Did Mort Weir make that hire?*

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BREAKING: Ole Miss DC Pete Golding is getting named as the Rebels permanent head coach, not just interim for the Playoff. He is replacing Lane Kiffin who is taking the LSU job. @PeteNakos first reported the Golding news. https://t.co/rrm4qPMCmY — Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) November 30, 2025 .

Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

Sad, sad rimshot.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 15:36:50, in reply to "Did Mort Weir make that hire?*"

What a disaster for them.*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

not saying it would work but I'm shocked there hasn't been more smoke about BB

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getting a larger job. Not saying he'd take it but just kinda surprised a larger program hasn't at least reached out (or maybe they have and they were turned down. But something like that would have gotten out by now)

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Nobody in the SEC is going to hire him so there's really nowhere else for him to go*

Posted by UIHuskie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UIHuskie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 13:54:43, in reply to "not saying it would work but I'm shocked there hasn't been more smoke about BB"

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And this cycle is proving that in this era, it’s pretty damn hard to poach Power 4 coaches

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 14:36:13, in reply to "Nobody in the SEC is going to hire him so there's really nowhere else for him to go*"

10-20 years ago there is very little doubt that guys like Cignetti, Drinkwitz, Key, Dillingham would be taking this opportunity to take one of the many better jobs that are available.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Just Iowa IMO.*

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Doesnt his contract have a clause that prevents him ftom taking another BT job?

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Indeed it does upon checking. Through 2029. This makes me feel much better.*

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Arkansas tried that. It didn't work out

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

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-Sammich, 1/15/2011

the 1st time when he left Wisconsin or more recently?*

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The first time

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Smith out at MSU

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https://x.com/petethamel/status/1995211011591377078?s=46

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Last line of the tweet: "He's set to be owed $33 million."

They screwed Mel Tucker out of $90M so they’re still netting out well ahead*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Izzo and Fitzy on the same campus would break the record for collective smugness*

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Wow, quite the choice to jump into this year's carousel *

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Feels like a "we've already got Fitzy lined up" move.*

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Consider how much the college football landscape has changed since Fitzee last coached.

Posted by opossum jenkins <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=opossum+jenkins' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 14:04:53, in reply to "Feels like a "we've already got Fitzy lined up" move.*"

It is 180 out from what he’s accustomed to.

This could end splendidly.

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Have seen Fitzee rumors out there on that one*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

I would love that. He will not talk Hanwitz out of retirement*

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Arkansas hires Memphis coach (Silverfield). Really weak hire on paper, he’s done nothing at Memphis*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Poldark's college football coaching carousel RUMOR

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Coastal Carolina sacked Tim Beck

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

From a recruiting perspective, given the relative stability of our staff, should be able to poach

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some interesting portal and/or prep guys from staffs with major turnover

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So is he officially a Hoe (sic) yet?*

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Golesh to Auburn, per Thamel*

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That feels like a bad fit. Not quite as bad as Bryan Harsin but close*

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Pete Thamel reporting Sumrall will make decision on Sunday between Tulane and open SEC jobs

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Kind of seems like he can take his pick of those gigs.

If Tulane wins as a 4 TD favorite today, they’ll host the AAC Championship and if they win that, will head to the CFP.

My guess is they would not have Sumrall coach either of those games, based on what happened when Fritz left.

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And Sumrall coaching conference championship & potentially CFP. Don't like that.*

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Sumrall to Florida for ~$7.5MM a year. Honestly surprised it's not higher.

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on November 30, 2025, 12:17:21, in reply to "Pete Thamel reporting Sumrall will make decision on Sunday between Tulane and open SEC jobs"

Hope we had a decent buyout in there at least.

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Sounds like it’ll be Florida*

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Florida fans are not happy to put it lightly*

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JMO but if I was Sumrall

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I'd wait until his alma mater Kentucky opened.

EDIT: DE-MC met some Troy fans last year after they lost at Kansas State and raved about how he cleaned up the mess left behind by the prior coach.

back to microbrews in Mendoza, Argentina.

Beat Northwestern.

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"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

I’m expecting Auburn*

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I'd wait until his alma mater Kentucky opened. EDIT: DE-MC met some Troy fans last year after they lost at Kansas State and raved about how he cleaned up the mess left behind by the prior coach. back to microbrews in Mendoza, Argentina. Beat Northwestern.

if DJ Durkin wins today?

his Maryland debacle wouldn't stand in way of hiring him

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"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

Kiffin's saga reminds me of Self's here except Self is a much better coach. Lane's just a bigger

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promoter of himself.

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

Kiffin is "torn" too???

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Thought he was gonna announce he's leaving as of this morning....

Oh wait: is he still waiting for an answer to his prayers??

I mean Kiffin is a great coach*

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I know his QB got hurt, but another sparkling 7-5 season for the great Matt Rhule*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

But somehow the trend is still positive *

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If that’s what they want to tell themselves to make them feel better

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It gets alot harder next year.

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They're trying hard to schedule 3 non con wins with Ohio, Bowling Green and North Dakota to help set

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him up for another successful 6-6 or 7-5 season.

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They'd schedule the Little Sisters of the Poor if they could get away with it.

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Lookat uz!! We done sold all them thar ticketz AGAIN!!! Got me a brand-spankin new set of red ad white overhauls, I'm set for the next 18 yearz!!!

For some reason, I thought the big ten had a rule you had to schedule 1 P4

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him up for another successful 6-6 or 7-5 season.

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It gets alot harder next year.

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Non conference opponent per year...

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For some reason, I thought the big ten had a rule you had to schedule 1 P4

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him up for another successful 6-6 or 7-5 season.

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It gets alot harder next year.

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Question: assuming Henry is fired, when is the by-the-book time for that to happen? *

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

They may wait until after signing day

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Probably want someone in place by portal time but this is going to be a wild coaching carousel so who knows.

Sunday*

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Hopefully not halftime of the game tomorrow*

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Penn State os looking pretty dumb right now.*

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Lea extended at Vanderbilt

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Sources: Vanderbilt coach Clark Lea has agreed to a new six-year deal to stay with the Commodores, which includes a significant salary increase. The deal includes numerous assets for the program to continue Vanderbilt football’s upward trend.

https://x.com/petethamel/status/1994406313548202473?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

Man, I thought this guy would be poached for sure.*

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Lots of dudes seem to be sticking where they are at this year *

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I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

They are all smartly getting raises before the carousel hits

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Doesn't mean they all stay put

Gotta wonder if there's a "buyout" protection that goes down significantly after next season?

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Maybe the guy is betting he'll make even more cash if he goes on the market apx 365 days from now?

Gawd bless. Gambling on himself perhaps...

Looks like Drinkwitz is staying in MO

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Missouri coach Eliah Drinkwitz has agreed to a new contract with the school, he announced. Per ESPN sources, there’s an increase in salary for Drinkwitz to an average of more than $10.7 million over the deal and an increased commitment to staff and salary pool.

https://x.com/petethamel/status/1994063537279222099?s=46&t=Z2WDeGTY1oiKv3V21L4QWw

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All of that to lose to every component team they play*

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Seems like they somehow have a super easy schedule (SEC standards) every single year

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there's something to be said for beating up on the lower half of the conference so they're unfortunately not the doormats I thought they'd be going into the conference.

But would really like it if they would draw an actual tough schedule for once.

Marshall Faulk to Southern *

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Shout out to the women of Baton Rouge*

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rumor of Golesh going to Arkansas

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https://x.com/treyschaap/status/1993702574189433300?s=46

That’s great for him but what an uninspiring hire.*

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Wait until you see what some of these later hires are. Way too few good candidates for # of openings

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I have no idea who Tulane is gonna hire when Sumrall leaves, but they’re going to have to dip so far into the coaching ranks it’s not gonna be pretty.

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I mean I'm sure they could probably get somebody on the level of Lunney or something*

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I have no idea who Tulane is gonna hire when Sumrall leaves, but they’re going to have to dip so far into the coaching ranks it’s not gonna be pretty.

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Last time they hired a coach, they got a guy coming off back to back Sun Belt Championships.

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Going to a middling BT offensive coordinator would be a giant step in the wrong direction.

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I have no idea who Tulane is gonna hire when Sumrall leaves, but they’re going to have to dip so far into the coaching ranks it’s not gonna be pretty.

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Mora to Colorado St*

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With all these openings, I’m surprised he couldn’t do better*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Multiple outlets reporting North Texas coach Eric Morris to Okie St.

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Apparently will coach through the end of North Texas' season.

You can hem and haw about athletes getting paid or transferring, this is still the worst part of college football. North Texas players are vying for a conference championship and spot in the CFP and have to now deal with this.

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Have to assume Mestemaker will follow*

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Apparently will coach through the end of North Texas' season. You can hem and haw about athletes getting paid or transferring, this is still the worst part of college football. North Texas players are vying for a conference championship and spot in the CFP and have to now deal with this.

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Mentos: the Mestemaker!*

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Wonder if he'll take the GM with him*

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Apparently will coach through the end of North Texas' season. You can hem and haw about athletes getting paid or transferring, this is still the worst part of college football.

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Art Briles hired by D2 Eastern New Mexico *

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"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

Interim head coach in Berkeley is guy who got fired by Wazzou for refusing to get COVID shot*

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

He rejected the COVID vax but decided to move to the heart of wokeness?*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Lots of granola types are anti-vax. See, e.g., RFK, Jr.*

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Is eating roadkill "granola"? Lol*

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He started down this path by being a chemophobic environmentalist *

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True, but those normally aren't fooseball coaches.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

And he looks like all the Sorry Antivaxxers whose obesity & blood pressure killed them as a result.*

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Now that would be HOT*

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

DEFEND THE LOLHAT

And maybe he could bring his qb with him*

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

DEFEND THE LOLHAT

my SOURCES say he could be defensive coordinator in Dallas*

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California sacked Justin Wilcox

make him defensive coordinator

DEFEND THE LOLHAT

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"

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