It goes something like this:
The brain said it should be the boss because it did all the figuring and decision-making.
The feet said they should be boss because they carried the body wherever it needed to go.
The hands said they should be the boss because they performed whatever tasks needed to be done by the body.
The eyes thought they should be the boss because they provided sight, which enabled the hands and the feet to go and do whatever they needed to do.
It goes on and on until the a-hole said it should be the boss. All the other parts laughed and said no way.
So the a-hole clamped itself shut. Eventually, the brain could not think, the hands grew weary, the feet grew weak, and the eyes grew dim until they all relented and said the a-hole could be the boss.
Which just goes to show you, all that's really required to be the boss is to be an a-hole.
Something along those lines anyway.
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