Archive Page: « First ... 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 ... Last »   Main Board   Made it home * - illiniranger April 11, 2025, 20:35:44 Welcome back, brother.* - KingTalkyTiki April 12, 2025, 13:35:28 Great news, welcome back!* - Toonces April 12, 2025, 13:03:59 Awesome man, welcome* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 11:22:16 Good deal. We need to meet up for a drink one of these days. * - harb April 12, 2025, 11:06:15 Awesome news...thanks for your service and keeping the Illini spirit strong* - RSMBob April 12, 2025, 10:15:46 Pics - illiniranger April 12, 2025, 9:45:41 Dumb q: you want as part of an Illinois based guard/reserve contingent? - ATL April 12, 2025, 12:19:10 I command 1-178 IN in the IL Army National Guard - illiniranger April 12, 2025, 12:34:27 Very cool. Thank you for sharing this and for your service.* - ATL April 12, 2025, 13:27:00 Great pics. Welcome back* - IlliniOllie April 12, 2025, 11:53:52 Fantastic, thank you for your sacrifice and service * - MC April 12, 2025, 11:48:46 Awesome pics. * - harb April 12, 2025, 11:07:35 great news. Thanks for sharing and for doing what you do.* - Nobster April 12, 2025, 10:06:57 Oh good deal* - Tooldresser April 12, 2025, 9:21:32 Great!!!! Glad you’re back!* - ilinni11 April 12, 2025, 8:31:00 Spectacular news! - tvillini April 12, 2025, 8:05:26 Valid* - Taz April 12, 2025, 8:20:55 Welcome back!* - ATL April 12, 2025, 7:46:36 Good deal. Welcome back!* - JFG April 12, 2025, 7:31:44 Welcome home! * - illini April 12, 2025, 6:59:50 Welcome back!* - OrangeSox April 12, 2025, 6:55:49 Huzzah! * - Jackie April 12, 2025, 6:38:34 Welcome back! - Illiniphil April 12, 2025, 6:15:00 I am so glad to see this post. Job well done, soldier* - Taz April 12, 2025, 3:40:34 YES* - Tortillini April 12, 2025, 0:19:11 Hey! - EffinIllini April 12, 2025, 0:14:12 Welcome back * - JacobRDaugherty April 11, 2025, 23:44:52 Welcome home!* - LeatherneckIllini April 11, 2025, 23:10:49 Welcome!* - gvibes April 11, 2025, 22:26:46 Hell yeah * - MC April 11, 2025, 22:13:58 Welcome back. Glad you made it home safe!* - Mrap24 April 11, 2025, 22:01:10 Welcome back - Blazer April 11, 2025, 21:35:03 ooo - biclops April 11, 2025, 23:12:18 Ha nice. Welcome back, sir.* - voiceofreason April 11, 2025, 21:34:37 Awesome!* - uofi1998 April 11, 2025, 21:29:58 Welcome back, glad you were safe* - opey8 April 11, 2025, 21:25:07 Is everything fixed now?* - complainant April 11, 2025, 21:20:06 Glad your back* - TarheelIllini April 11, 2025, 21:17:33 Yessir* - AintHatin April 11, 2025, 21:16:39 Welcome back! * - Jersey April 11, 2025, 21:14:27 Welcome home* - opossum jenkins April 11, 2025, 21:09:55 Welcome home, brother! * - Tuscy April 11, 2025, 21:04:28 We’re a football school now btw* - illini21 April 11, 2025, 20:59:31 Welcome back. * - larue33 April 11, 2025, 20:55:20 Were you able to laugh at Shane Beamer's bitchiness in timely fashion?* - RVA April 11, 2025, 20:49:09 Didn’t see the game but know the story. - illiniranger April 11, 2025, 20:55:30 Progress is not linear!! - Blazer April 11, 2025, 21:37:40 Hell yes!* - illini21 April 11, 2025, 20:48:33 Glad you made it home* - PapaDels April 11, 2025, 20:41:51 if I were you I’d turn around and go back - biclops April 11, 2025, 20:39:13 Nice, welcome back.* - OB25 April 11, 2025, 20:37:54 welcome back!* - torinese April 11, 2025, 20:36:53 My cat watching me grill: - JeffFrank April 12, 2025, 13:34:16 Movie recommendation request. Mrs. GC is away visiting her mom so I’m flying solo. Playing golf and - GCIllini99 April 11, 2025, 19:31:02 You should watch Andor season 1* - biclops April 11, 2025, 23:13:55 Debbie Does Dallas* - JeffFrank April 11, 2025, 22:49:28 Den of Thieves and den of Thieves 2 Pantera, also the sicario movies* - bulldogmba April 11, 2025, 21:39:47 Cosign, but have not had a chance to watch 2. * - harb April 12, 2025, 11:04:59 Edge of Tomorrow, the Equalizer movies* - PapaDels April 11, 2025, 20:51:59 Hot Tub Time Machine* - nash April 11, 2025, 20:33:41 Fall Guy* - longsnapper April 11, 2025, 19:46:27 +1* - UofIL6 April 11, 2025, 20:52:12 +1* - Nobster April 11, 2025, 20:50:59 The Accountant (2016); multiple Mission Impossible flicks * - illinijohn April 11, 2025, 19:37:11 John Wick Marathon - assassin April 11, 2025, 19:35:44 The Gorge if you have apple tv* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 19:35:15 Dancer in the Dark (2000). Slow build, but hilarious.* - complainant April 11, 2025, 19:35:12 Wordle 1,393 3/6 - JeffFrank April 12, 2025, 1:33:23 4, q7 - complainant April 12, 2025, 8:18:20 5 - Tuscy April 12, 2025, 6:32:03 4 - Illiniphil April 12, 2025, 6:14:38 4, q8 - larue33 April 12, 2025, 5:19:18 Time to choose - biclops April 9, 2025, 7:27:25 THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: #9 the chipwich. Thank you for your participation * - biclops April 11, 2025, 23:28:00 28 - doubledown April 9, 2025, 21:22:36 28. Real choice not listed - soft freeze ice cream cone, ebony & ivory swirl. * - illinijohn April 9, 2025, 20:14:21 8 strawberry shortcake - timmer April 9, 2025, 13:50:17 timmer did you get those kinds of treats in Germany? - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 21:05:26 With snipes, ask WTF No Chaco Taco?!? Then go #9. - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 11:50:33 28 - give me all the bomb pops!* - Desert April 9, 2025, 11:48:27 8…..17. 28 was always sold out by me* - TarheelIllini April 9, 2025, 11:38:26 #2 with the caramel* - lcubed April 9, 2025, 10:22:44 9 - Kajagoogoo April 9, 2025, 10:21:48 9. * - harb April 9, 2025, 10:19:32 Gimmie that frog * - assassin April 9, 2025, 9:43:05 ^^^^^^the only correct answer in the thread - Blazer April 12, 2025, 1:12:57 as a kid, 18. now, 5* - John Coctostan April 9, 2025, 9:38:54 5 - The Sidewalk Sundae.* - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 9:16:37 Where's Mickey? I don't want no damn Mario!* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 9:15:40 #28 is a longtime classic. - osklister April 9, 2025, 11:40:30 probably 17, beating out 28 and 4. i swear marios used to be multi colored* - torinese April 9, 2025, 9:12:11 9* - Gene Parmesan April 9, 2025, 8:57:59 8 - Strawberry Shortcake* - bjl63 April 9, 2025, 8:56:43 9. loved the chipwich. * - VIV April 9, 2025, 8:13:32 As a kid it was the red white and blue popsicle thing, adult prob chipwich* - meanjeans April 9, 2025, 8:11:08 28* - LovetheChief April 9, 2025, 8:08:04 #6 Creamsicle* - HamptonSki April 9, 2025, 8:01:59 easy. #8 eclair* - OWWDig April 9, 2025, 7:59:45 Where the f^$k are the Screwballs? * - aimlessillini April 9, 2025, 7:59:07 5 or 18, I'll go with 5. * - larue33 April 9, 2025, 7:52:23 9* - IlliniOllie April 9, 2025, 7:48:15 I see no choco taco so I tell him to move the fuck along - snipes824 April 9, 2025, 7:44:21 9 - IlliniSax05 April 9, 2025, 7:38:14 18. Classics are classic for a reason* - opey8 April 9, 2025, 7:36:42 27* - Mrap24 April 9, 2025, 7:29:20 Doing an Andor rewatch in anticipation of S2. God damn this show rules * - biclops April 4, 2025, 22:30:23 also…(cm) - biclops April 11, 2025, 23:11:04 season 1 spoilers - biclops April 11, 2025, 23:06:31 I have made my mind a sunless space. As one does in a pulpy sci fi universe* - gvibes April 5, 2025, 0:05:05 Ish-guitarists, some advice on an acoustic por favor. - Desert April 11, 2025, 10:57:37 I have a Yamaha FG-830. It’s been good to me for a few years now. In the $300 - voiceofreason April 11, 2025, 21:45:51 Buy used, it's cheaper and better* - Chilango April 11, 2025, 13:17:07 You have a go to site for perusing used or are you just hitting shops?* - voiceofreason April 11, 2025, 21:58:21 Wouldn’t your mom want you to have your dad’s guitar? * - haighter April 11, 2025, 12:13:50 The strat was my dad's. I took that, my bro and sis each got one, my mom wants the Taylor - Desert April 11, 2025, 13:16:01 Buy a guitar that looks a lot like the Taylor and swap it out and hope she doesn’t notice * - meanjeans April 11, 2025, 11:17:58 Some good advice in this thread - Herman Blume April 11, 2025, 11:01:22 Look for a used Yamaha. Not sexy but generally very well made in that price range. * - haighter April 11, 2025, 10:59:49 Co. I have 2 Yamahas A 6-string from the 70s and a 12-string from the 80s. Both still sound great* - OWWDig April 11, 2025, 11:48:45 Something like this… - haighter April 11, 2025, 11:11:51 Hang it in the Louvre - ATL April 11, 2025, 18:15:39 New bar delivered today. - EffinIllini April 11, 2025, 15:21:19 Get off the shed! - SurfTheBoneyard April 11, 2025, 16:24:15 Cool. The live edge stuff is good. We made a shelf over the washer/dryer out of a slab of cottonwood - harb April 11, 2025, 16:07:18 We have quite a bit of live edge in the basement. - EffinIllini April 11, 2025, 16:14:20 That looks like a great addition... Opens at 5? * - ghost_of_clt April 11, 2025, 15:24:47 A little later. - EffinIllini April 11, 2025, 15:27:07 That looks awesome.* - Philo April 11, 2025, 15:23:56 I didn't take any inside pics, but we emptied it out last night so it could be moved. - EffinIllini April 11, 2025, 15:26:03 A dangerous combination... - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 12:15:31 Binny's hual last night: - KingTalkyTiki April 10, 2025, 14:05:57 that Cooper's Craft is a great bottle for the price. * - VIV April 11, 2025, 12:02:07 First time I've seen it in Chicago. Had it here in Omaha, like 2-3 years ago. - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 12:08:18 smarch and i had it in Lou Uh Vull last year and brought a bottle home. it didn't last long.* - VIV April 11, 2025, 12:17:32 Guess they "chisel" the barrel so more of the bourbon comes in contact with the wood... - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 14:36:05 Son of juice is a good beer. Current fave local IPA: - Taz April 10, 2025, 22:24:36 Son of Juice is good. For a CHI IPA, I can't find a Hop Butcher, I'll do that or Lizard King* - VIV April 11, 2025, 12:03:03 I got requests here for LeJus, figured I'd bring the SoJ to let them compare it to.* - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 12:09:49 Ours was mostly the basics... - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 16:34:58 Most of this was to smuggle to Omaha for Passover for folks that don't have access... - KingTalkyTiki April 11, 2025, 11:57:03 Carbliss? Is that for drinking in traffic jams?* - complainant April 10, 2025, 18:21:09 In other news, Popeye's Pickle Glaze Chicken Sandwich is screaming up the power rankings... - longsnapper April 9, 2025, 13:01:21 Also, enough already with Nashville Hot Chicken - Sounder April 11, 2025, 12:33:14 Nosign* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 11, 2025, 12:44:17 two words too long - Sammich April 11, 2025, 12:41:20 Down with chicken!* - complainant April 11, 2025, 12:47:54 It's too late for Austin and Nashville - Sounder April 11, 2025, 12:43:16 I thought Richmond was a pleasant surprise. Roanoke as well.* - Tortillini April 11, 2025, 14:11:25 Richmond is way cool* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 14:13:15 Richmond benefited a lot from the Asheville destruction. A lot of businesses moved there. - longsnapper April 11, 2025, 13:02:49 Boise also on the list* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 14:00:37 i figured boise, richmond, greenville, savannah were already considered "cool."* - longsnapper April 11, 2025, 14:32:13 Spokane is a sleeper, very nice place - Sounder April 11, 2025, 13:07:17 Spokane is drivable to some nice stuff. Summers are hot and getting hotter. And there's often smoke* - cpsteine April 11, 2025, 13:38:01 Too late for Asheville as well* - HamptonSki April 11, 2025, 12:48:22 Is humidity a necessary component of coolness? Because that would be funny.* - complainant April 11, 2025, 12:47:14 Portland isn't humid* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 13:01:31 Or cool* - HamptonSki April 11, 2025, 13:54:38 I crave their spicy chicken sammich fortnightly* - Tortillini April 9, 2025, 16:04:51 "ohhhhh, yer gonneh eat mah chicken."* - VIV April 11, 2025, 12:35:51 Yet their biscuits suck* - TarheelIllini April 9, 2025, 14:51:42 But ya gotta love that chicken from Popeye's. - osklister April 9, 2025, 16:22:37 suck is strong -- they are totally fine with honey* - Quiz April 9, 2025, 16:02:21 Their fish sandwich is also great - TarheelIllini April 9, 2025, 14:51:25 ooo - Sammich April 9, 2025, 14:46:46 Kenji Lopez-Alt gave Popeye's pickle-flavored offerings high marks* - ECEIllinois April 9, 2025, 14:35:48 Their pickle chips were great* - Carl Spackler April 9, 2025, 15:49:36 *faskitate** - VIV April 9, 2025, 14:17:49 You have my attention - Sounder April 9, 2025, 14:17:15 That can't be right...* - haighter April 9, 2025, 14:40:04 Googling "Popeyes Seattle" shows that there's at least one* - longsnapper April 9, 2025, 14:51:55 Correction, there are a few in the metro area - Sounder April 9, 2025, 15:00:06 Correction: I had sex with Katie* - Sammich April 9, 2025, 15:00:45 Scotty doesn't know* - Sounder April 11, 2025, 12:34:00 It's in White Center, as you'd expect.* - complainant April 9, 2025, 14:58:49 The pickle lemonade got my attention.* - OB25 April 9, 2025, 13:38:55 Oooh, this is relevant to my (daughter’s) interests * - Jackie April 9, 2025, 13:04:58 I've never had good luck with the Popeyes here in town :( * - illini21 April 9, 2025, 14:18:29 What?? I’ve only had a couple bad ones - digs April 9, 2025, 15:45:14 i'll be honest, i always had good experiences but all it gets is hate on spotted - lcubed April 9, 2025, 16:48:32 Everybody hates on it, but j-train has had good experiences * - Jackie April 9, 2025, 15:41:36 1392-6, q8 - complainant April 10, 2025, 23:59:31 3 - EffinIllini April 11, 2025, 13:16:23 5 - JeffFrank April 11, 2025, 7:30:01 4, q8 - larue33 April 11, 2025, 6:37:22 5 - Tuscy April 11, 2025, 6:03:28 3 - Illiniphil April 11, 2025, 5:34:42 USMNT gets a very favorable gold cup draw, is that worth a thread?? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 10, 2025, 19:04:47 US matches are in San Jose, Austin and JerryWorld* - assassin April 11, 2025, 13:07:59 Here maybe: This Miami/LAFC match is crazy fun* - BradUnderwoodforprez April 10, 2025, 21:35:06 That game is a few days old * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 10, 2025, 21:59:15 Didn’t that game happen Wednesday night?* - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 21:58:03 lol it was new to me - BradUnderwoodforprez April 10, 2025, 22:00:33 I love that you didn't know that the game was a repeat - Sounder April 11, 2025, 11:16:30 If that isn’t a handball I don’t know what is anymore * - BradUnderwoodforprez April 10, 2025, 21:43:15 Is the location of the US games known yet?* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 19:31:23 We have one of em * - assassin April 10, 2025, 19:45:06 Who is "we", Kemosabe? * - illinijohn April 10, 2025, 22:44:55 Why is Saudi Arabia in the Gold Cup?* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 19:14:25 guest teams are common, and they're the 2034 WC host* - assassin April 10, 2025, 19:19:54 Is FIFA not even pretending that they aren't corrupt now?* - Sounder April 10, 2025, 19:22:32 Same reason Qatar was last time. Bribery* - JacobRDaugherty April 10, 2025, 19:19:42 Sportswashing?* - shua April 10, 2025, 19:19:14 Mmmm... Potato* - DocWalk20 April 10, 2025, 19:11:32 Pitt finale stuck the landing. Let’s just stop here please - digs April 11, 2025, 8:52:24 I agree - biclops April 11, 2025, 10:42:48 2nd season is coming in January - mrkoolaid April 11, 2025, 10:48:27 Yes and I’m sure I’ll watch, but I have concerns. Good news on the mass casualty thing - biclops April 11, 2025, 10:49:27 Red Dirt fans (hey Longsnapper) - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:13:04 Really good album. Brought in some other great songwriters (Fullbright in particular). - longsnapper April 11, 2025, 8:55:42 IACTY. Donna the Buffalo at Fitzgerald’s - JeffFrank April 10, 2025, 21:05:23 Old 97’s at the Crocodile - Sounder April 11, 2025, 0:44:47 Jack White at Salt Shed - bjl63 April 10, 2025, 23:07:31 You do you, but zydeco sucks* - PapaDels April 10, 2025, 21:16:53 Wordle 1,391 6/6 - JeffFrank April 10, 2025, 3:13:03 3 - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 23:32:54 3, q7 - complainant April 10, 2025, 9:49:22 4 - Tuscy April 10, 2025, 6:09:45 4 - Illiniphil April 10, 2025, 6:02:49 4, q9 - larue33 April 10, 2025, 5:39:59 Other Baseball News March/April - DanSaint March 30, 2025, 14:15:29 Off topic: ya know what I hate?? People who let their inbox get jammed full. - osklister April 10, 2025, 16:46:19 Sox expected to recall Chase Meidroth from AAA - bjl63 April 10, 2025, 15:49:27 Least shocking news of the season: Moncada once again is on the IL* - bjl63 April 10, 2025, 11:04:35 Four extra innings losses for the Cardinals in 12 games so far. Not great, Bob* - Blazer April 9, 2025, 16:35:33 Since the extra inning rules are stupid you should get a half credit - bjl63 April 9, 2025, 16:39:06 Vlad Jr. gets a 14 year, $500M extension. Tucker is 2 years older but a more valuable player* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 0:08:20 That's a lot of years for a bad-bodied 1B* - bjl63 April 7, 2025, 8:51:06 He qualifies at 3B this year for me!* - JeffFrank April 7, 2025, 9:46:03 I've seen enough of Kyle Tucker. Open up the wallet, Ricketty.* - Warrin'_Illini April 7, 2025, 8:47:45 Baseballs seem juiced again this year.* - voiceofreason April 5, 2025, 10:19:08 Nope - bjl63 April 7, 2025, 9:39:42 Fungo bats. * - harb April 5, 2025, 11:58:08 7-0. Let’s see if the Cubs can do anything.* - LeatherneckIllini April 2, 2025, 18:13:57 7-0. Let’s see if the Padres can do anything.* - shua April 5, 2025, 15:29:23 1980 US Hockey. 1983 NC State Basketball. 4/4/25 Chicago Cubs over San Diego Padres* - OB25 April 4, 2025, 16:10:02 Douglas over Tyson. App State over Michigan. 4/5/25 Chicago Cubs over San Diego Padres* - OB25 April 5, 2025, 16:11:10 lol* - Herman Blume April 4, 2025, 16:00:43 Bump* - shua April 4, 2025, 16:00:26 I like Ivan Herrera. 3 Homer game.* - DanSaint April 2, 2025, 14:58:06 Jinxed him* - JeffFrank April 7, 2025, 9:46:35 First time ever 2 division teams 6-0 and now Jackson Merrill is a Padre for a decade… - LeatherneckIllini April 2, 2025, 8:05:43 TIL: Both Max Muncys were born on 8/25 - bjl63 April 1, 2025, 9:55:08 Those funky monkeys.* - Warrin'_Illini April 1, 2025, 10:30:26 Also would like to thank the White Sox for yet another another fleecing. - LeatherneckIllini April 1, 2025, 8:21:52 Gavin Sheets last 7 games: .150 BA, 7K, 0W* - AintHatin April 10, 2025, 13:08:40 You know who has won as many World Series as the Padres organization has? - HamptonSki April 2, 2025, 14:59:22 what's chris paddack up to these days?* - VIV April 2, 2025, 8:28:33 LOL. Sheets sucks. Talk to me in 6 months* - bjl63 April 1, 2025, 9:34:19 Yeah, that Crease guy; whoo boy.... * - osklister April 1, 2025, 9:22:06 Look up Gavin Sheets numbers after the first week of the season last year* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 1, 2025, 8:26:35 Torpedo bats…apologies if discussed elsewhere - TarheelIllini April 1, 2025, 6:52:59 They should do nothing. About time the hitter gets a bit of an advantage* - bjl63 April 1, 2025, 9:39:59 Just hearing about these for the first time - illini21 April 1, 2025, 7:46:53 If these bats end up being a legit boon, WTF have wooden bat manufacturers been doing? - Carl Spackler April 1, 2025, 7:16:25 Apparently teams have been tinkering the last year or two - CanHartlebHireSnider April 1, 2025, 7:22:01 they'll probably torpedo them - IlliniSax05 April 1, 2025, 7:14:10 Padres/Dodgers going to be a war.* - LeatherneckIllini March 31, 2025, 23:51:28 Please edit this post and GFYSD* - GMAW April 4, 2025, 15:59:36 Like Gaza vs Israel is a "war". I'll let you guess which side the Padres are* - HamptonSki April 1, 2025, 7:08:18 Well the Palestinians are clearly the A’s being led by criminal leadership. Israel maybe Tampa Bay… - LeatherneckIllini April 1, 2025, 8:16:38 Brewers are 0-4 with a -32 run differential* - OB25 March 31, 2025, 20:08:25 I think I saw their average 4 seam fastball was 88mph so far. By far the lowest in mlb. That’s - voiceofreason April 1, 2025, 6:59:53 Why are we buried in clothes? - TarheelIllini April 9, 2025, 9:06:46 a lot of the bodies I see fall out of caskets on 'Coffin Flop' are naked tho* - assassin April 10, 2025, 12:09:15 I DIDNT RIG SHIT!!!!* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes April 10, 2025, 12:09:50 I thought this was going to be a critique of fast faahion* - Herman Blume April 9, 2025, 22:37:08 Ditto, and check out this documentary - Sounder April 10, 2025, 12:21:47 Same.* - KingTalkyTiki April 9, 2025, 22:43:32 Burial is kinda dumb. #teamcremation * - ATL April 9, 2025, 19:53:37 Science Care body donation link inside. - complainant April 10, 2025, 12:28:21 I'm with you. - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 12:18:52 same* - biclops April 9, 2025, 20:40:09 This* - illini21 April 9, 2025, 20:12:49 In a perfect world my ashes would be sprinkled in Sydney Harbor* - JeffFrank April 9, 2025, 19:54:33 With a thermos for an urn* - Herman Blume April 10, 2025, 6:46:13 I'm available to help with that next week. - Tuscy April 9, 2025, 20:01:19 Haah. * - haighter April 9, 2025, 20:08:36 Burial Ground: - JeffFrank April 9, 2025, 19:51:01 I'm not getting buried, but do you know they bury women with a bra on?! - Taz April 9, 2025, 9:56:20 Nobody wants to do a casket viewing with saggy boobs hanging off the side* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 10:19:27 Tape em to our bellies then* - Taz April 9, 2025, 10:53:37 that's right. it's your last party. tape it. shape it. drape it. whatever you want.* - Nobster April 9, 2025, 19:46:05 if i die young, bury me in satin* - VIV April 9, 2025, 9:54:34 Never reaching the end* - Stu April 9, 2025, 9:56:12 I hope they bury me upside down so the world can SUCK MY DICK.* - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 9:52:55 I think your dick would be facing the wrong way if they buried you upside down - Sammich April 9, 2025, 10:18:32 i thought he wanted the actual earth/dirt to suck his knob* - Nobster April 9, 2025, 19:45:02 LOL. I remember the Bobby Knight quote and put my own special twist on it. - Warrin'_Illini April 9, 2025, 10:37:01 1) for the sake of the living funeral attendees, who don't want to see a corpse's skin - Sammich April 9, 2025, 9:14:20 no one wants to see your dead dong* - torinese April 9, 2025, 9:12:31 Is this a good use of time? - bbonb April 10, 2025, 8:27:36 Yeah, nothing can go wrong* - ibdoc April 10, 2025, 8:37:23 Got an I-L-L from a couple guys at the grocery store in Tulum - ATL April 9, 2025, 19:13:03 Got one in a gym in Verona last Saturday. There is a Illinois Satellite campus there though - JacobRDaugherty April 10, 2025, 5:51:42 There is only one grocery store in Tulum? - timmer April 10, 2025, 0:59:04 wafastfy* - Nobster April 9, 2025, 19:37:23 IDKWTM* - ATL April 9, 2025, 19:39:57 i don't know what THAT means - Nobster April 9, 2025, 19:42:37 Wordle 1390 4/6 - Illiniphil April 9, 2025, 5:18:40 3 - EffinIllini April 9, 2025, 23:46:14 2 - jdl April 9, 2025, 19:40:58 4, q7 - UofIL6 April 9, 2025, 8:24:21 3, q7 - complainant April 9, 2025, 7:45:59 4 - Tuscy April 9, 2025, 5:46:40 3, q8 - larue33 April 9, 2025, 5:20:07 Return of the Dire Wolf… - LeatherneckIllini April 7, 2025, 14:43:01 Not to be confused with the Diarrhea Wolf.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 9, 2025, 21:26:52 Except they aren't dire wolves. They're engineered grey wolves * - opey8 April 8, 2025, 12:31:27 agreed, grey wolves with a few variants introduced - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 21:09:33 but they identify as dire wolves - bbonb April 9, 2025, 18:00:20 But it will be used to justify killing off other endangered species - RVA April 9, 2025, 11:20:50 wait, hang on - Sammich April 9, 2025, 21:14:55 if they really succeed that is a strong counter argument - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 21:10:37 They are not from the Dire region of France.* - DT April 8, 2025, 12:43:22 They are terrifying and amazing at the same time - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:27:55 So dumb they named one Khaleesi in honor of Game of Thrones. - Tuscy April 8, 2025, 12:41:28 the first genetically engineered dragon will be named Shaggydog* - Sammich April 8, 2025, 12:46:14 I didn’t think Dany and the Starks are mortal enemies? - CanHartlebHireSnider April 8, 2025, 12:45:37 Well, the Starks and the Baratheons assassinated her family and forced her into exile. - Tuscy April 8, 2025, 12:47:13 Robert certainly had vitriol towards the Targaryens - CanHartlebHireSnider April 8, 2025, 12:50:31 She'd probably be less inclined to split those hairs than you are.* - Tuscy April 8, 2025, 12:58:24 Great play, thanks for asking!* - ATL April 8, 2025, 12:47:50 Not nearly as dumb as all the people who named their daughters Khaleesi before the last season.* - ATL April 8, 2025, 12:43:09 What about the return of Dire Saint?* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 21:40:21 I was just reading about this. It sounds like they’re working on helping prevent the extinction - GhostofPokeyStixPast April 7, 2025, 21:01:05 probably be more like fuzzy elephant but still interesting* - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 21:13:23 the real Jurassic Park is gonna be lit* - Sounder April 8, 2025, 12:28:22 They don't look like "600 pounds of sin" to me* - Desert April 7, 2025, 18:51:44 Don’t murder me* - OWWDig April 7, 2025, 21:52:51 ooo - JeffFrank April 8, 2025, 12:43:37 Where wolf?* - PapaDels April 7, 2025, 17:07:19 The best part of Fun Dip - biclops April 9, 2025, 20:39:36 The defense has no questions at this time. - memyselfandillini April 9, 2025, 20:41:03 necco wafer ahh "candy" - Sammich April 9, 2025, 20:41:03 ^^^ taunted the Happy Fun Ball ^^^* - complainant April 9, 2025, 20:45:42 Return of the Luka - bbonb April 9, 2025, 18:44:59 Luka waddles around out there like an old man but nobody can stop him.* - Toonces April 9, 2025, 20:17:23 TIL: Hachimura is a brother* - bbonb April 9, 2025, 19:19:19 Look closer.* - Toonces April 9, 2025, 19:26:27 Derrick Henry in the house. Why?* - bbonb April 9, 2025, 19:16:35 How did Pat Mahomes get front row seats? - bbonb April 9, 2025, 19:10:44 gainin' money, Oprah dough* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 19:14:18 He lives on the second floor* - Stu April 9, 2025, 19:00:32 Woman traded child for monkey - Stu April 9, 2025, 17:44:18 Most days I’d make that trade. * - doubledown April 9, 2025, 17:53:39 Lol* - jjlocke923 April 9, 2025, 18:22:18 What’s the difference?* - Herman Blume April 9, 2025, 17:54:39 Monkeys don’t come with $300,000 college bills* - Stu April 9, 2025, 17:55:59 Monkeys are cleaner. * - haighter April 9, 2025, 17:55:50 ooo - complainant April 9, 2025, 18:10:37 This does not change my take at all. * - haighter April 9, 2025, 18:16:19 "LOOK, GOD DAMMIT. LOOK AT HOW CLEAN THIS IS!"* - complainant April 9, 2025, 18:24:20 they call it the duck-billed platypus - Sammich April 9, 2025, 10:50:29 ooo - VIV April 9, 2025, 15:23:15 Here's the one that's stuck in my mind: - Sammich April 9, 2025, 15:33:42 He's an adult now.* - complainant April 9, 2025, 15:42:34 Boy, the debates we had about this very subject in that Free Speech area east of the Union.... - osklister April 9, 2025, 11:43:34 I have an escalating battle going on with junior high kids - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:00:17 all quiet on the Sounder porch?* - lcubed April 9, 2025, 11:35:27 I am confident/hopeful we have reached a resolution - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:39:23 Also, the mysterious guy in the alley - Sounder April 9, 2025, 11:40:40 Why the hell was he wearing a ski mask, was it that cold?* - OB25 April 9, 2025, 11:49:58 I wouldn’t have confronted the kid the way you did, but the amount of people in this thread brushing - voiceofreason April 3, 2025, 20:53:27 This whole thing has gotten completely over the line - Sounder April 4, 2025, 11:58:29 ooo - biclops April 3, 2025, 19:22:50 sounds like something a manager would do* - CoronaTheirAss April 3, 2025, 19:26:39 This thread has it all* - CoronaTheirAss April 3, 2025, 19:16:47 Paintball guns, bear traps, MTV’s Dan Cortese. * - VIV April 3, 2025, 19:19:02 Taylor Swift lyrics, worthless cops, and the pictures.....more than a 1000 words* - CoronaTheirAss April 3, 2025, 19:25:53 Sounder just needs a magic ring to make him invisible - Stu April 3, 2025, 20:02:56 ooo - timmer April 3, 2025, 19:21:14 I need more updates* - illini21 April 3, 2025, 19:09:26 I'm hopeful the ding dong ditching is finally over - Sounder April 4, 2025, 11:59:26 this is your chance to get a glock. go with 10mm. - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 15:13:41 9 ... 10 ... whatever it takes. * - doubledown April 3, 2025, 15:22:41 10. More stopping power* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 19:05:13 Admiittedly, this whole ordeal has made me consider getting a gun - Sounder April 3, 2025, 15:14:54 You are not the guy to have a gun* - CWR10 April 3, 2025, 20:48:06 <joe> buy a shotgun </biden>* - lcubed April 3, 2025, 15:47:04 <tim> Learn to load it <walz>* - Stu April 3, 2025, 19:06:44 Get a 45. At that caliber even if you miss, you can’t miss. * - haighter April 3, 2025, 15:31:42 No. * - doubledown April 3, 2025, 15:26:47 Please dont* - opossum jenkins April 3, 2025, 15:15:23 I’ve officially tuned out of this thread* - timmer April 3, 2025, 15:04:31 this thread has everything - Sounder April 3, 2025, 15:14:12 but no Dan Cortese or a one-armed Filipino Nazi midget with a goiter on his head* - timmer April 3, 2025, 15:18:38 Look, over there in the corner, is that Mick Jagger? - Sounder April 3, 2025, 15:25:40 JFC, this shit just got way more fucking real - Sounder April 3, 2025, 13:42:10 I just spoke with my wife, who is travelling for work - Sounder April 3, 2025, 14:32:49 I don't think Theo Huxtable had an older brother.* - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 14:57:09 jamming on the one - Sounder April 3, 2025, 15:00:44 Modern gangbangers don't do execution style anymore. - HamptonSki April 3, 2025, 14:36:59 ttiwwp.* - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 14:00:41 see below* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 14:12:49 Based on your earlier photos, are you sure it wasn’t a Halloween mask and a Super Soaker?* - jjlocke923 April 3, 2025, 13:55:58 wut? was it a kid? and this guy is up early for a criminal. probably not a kid? kind of early... - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 13:54:54 Judge for yourself - Sounder April 3, 2025, 14:07:51 Corey Taylor's fallen on hard times* - Sammich April 3, 2025, 14:33:24 I think Slenderman stopped his Ozempic prescription* - GMAW April 3, 2025, 14:09:10 He's gonna need more fart spray.* - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 14:01:18 firehose of it* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 15:11:39 Hire the gangstaz* - Stu April 3, 2025, 13:52:35 i think we'll need a pic to give a proper response* - lcubed April 3, 2025, 13:50:55 That is much more serious but also seems like it’s probably unrelated?* - OB25 April 3, 2025, 13:47:16 call the police - IlliniSax05 April 3, 2025, 13:42:40 call the police* - VIV April 3, 2025, 13:42:38 Post about it on a message board is definitely the better option. * - Dilbert April 3, 2025, 13:49:45 A normal person would self-reflect on why this is only happening to you - GMAW April 3, 2025, 11:51:02 For the tenth time - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:56:47 He's not really interested in the details. He saw you were down and took the opportunity to kick.* - complainant April 3, 2025, 11:59:42 This might be the first accurate post you've made in weeks* - GMAW April 3, 2025, 12:10:00 To be fair, there isn’t really a better time to kick someone. * - doubledown April 3, 2025, 12:05:55 oooo - CanHartlebHireSnider April 3, 2025, 11:55:24 I'm reminded of With Honors... "Why do you think the other kids tease you all the time? - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 11:52:58 Facts not in evidence.* - complainant April 3, 2025, 11:52:53 But he was dressed like a slut, so what did he expect?* - complainant April 3, 2025, 11:53:52 We can learn from Happy Gilmore what not to do, and we can learn from Tommy Boy - ghost_of_clt April 3, 2025, 11:35:57 This is all about ringing your doorbell?* - GMAW April 3, 2025, 11:19:43 I had not opened this thread until today when I saw it had over 400 replies. - PDO April 3, 2025, 12:25:46 Again, they've never once actually rang the doorbell - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:20:52 i feel like there's' so much we don't actually know about this situation - John Coctostan April 3, 2025, 11:43:39 don't be a ninny. release the fart spray!* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 12:20:29 Dotz - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:54:37 so you never asked them to stop, just went right to scaring/harassing them back? - John Coctostan April 3, 2025, 12:02:32 We tried on three separate occasions to ask them to stop - Sounder April 3, 2025, 12:14:12 "And why were you wearing that dress?"* - complainant April 3, 2025, 11:46:58 you already used that one* - VIV April 3, 2025, 11:52:42 And I repeated it. - complainant April 3, 2025, 11:55:08 you need to step things up. water blasts, for one. put them on motion detectors. next - could you - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 11:16:47 Moar: you should do a glitter bomb - mount it from the little roof of your stoop. they walk up, and - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 11:38:36 urine baloons* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:40:55 stick with stink bombs/fart spray* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 12:07:40 what about hot tar?* - VIV April 3, 2025, 11:39:54 The one thing I have legitimtely considered is a paintball gun* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:42:58 dude, fart spray* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 12:08:06 I'd go pellet gun.* - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 11:44:44 I debated that as well, but thought that would actually cross into criminal behavior* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:46:04 The paintball gun would cross well into criminal behavior.* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 11:48:37 If someone is trespassing on my property, repeatedly - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:58:25 You know what they say about assuming anything, right?* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 12:02:24 Absolutely. Catch one of these little bastards and beat the shit out of them.* - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 12:00:41 Kid I went to high school quite literally did jail time for it. - OB25 April 3, 2025, 11:50:35 come. on. * - VIV April 3, 2025, 11:43:33 Just no Home Alone stuff. That’s attempted murder * - uofi1998 April 3, 2025, 11:33:00 bro, nobody is suggesting that he should chuck bricks at them. yet* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 11:36:55 Home Alone 2: Porky's Revenge* - chorizo April 3, 2025, 11:20:33 In a more delirious moment last week - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:19:18 What about adopting a pit bull for your porch? Double win with keeping them off the porch and - ibdoc April 3, 2025, 11:29:32 I thought of this. but if that dog goes off and does some damage he's in a tough spot. stinging - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 11:32:13 I definiitely wish I still had Stella* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:30:15 another idea: how do you feel about yellow jacket hives? - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 11:25:55 I mean the sprinkler thing seems easy. you could set up 3-4 of them so they can't just shut one off - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 11:24:29 Barbara it’s another one of those flaming bags again! * - digs April 3, 2025, 10:34:04 HE CALLED THE SHIT, "POOP"!* - VIV April 3, 2025, 10:49:32 This could go down as the most elaborate ruse in the history of the Deuce* - bbonb April 3, 2025, 10:31:33 Photos, because I can’t post videos - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:35:47 WTF. Give them a juice box and a sleeve of Oreos. These are little kids, not hoodlums* - jjlocke923 April 3, 2025, 13:53:12 lol. These are babies * - digs April 3, 2025, 11:59:10 ooo - IlliniSax05 April 3, 2025, 11:23:55 every junior high kid has the exact same mop head haircut* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:31:33 LOL. You're in a war with nerds. * - doubledown April 3, 2025, 11:18:13 The absurdity of the situation is not lost on me* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:22:59 honestly i think your best bet is the continued public shaming on the local fb page* - lcubed April 3, 2025, 11:17:51 I'm hopeful that yesterday was just one bad actor - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:20:10 So... typical high income suburban kids... now delete this before you get into actual trouble* - uofi1998 April 3, 2025, 11:02:57 I put the same photos on Facebook on Friday - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:04:26 Well... the picture you painted initially isn't this. This isn't scary. - uofi1998 April 3, 2025, 11:08:39 They're just kids, but they're definitely little shits - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:12:29 I would be super annoyed if this was happening to me, but after seeing the pictures… - OB25 April 3, 2025, 11:20:30 Dotz - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:25:59 This is weird. You usually aren't prone to hyperbole* - GMAW April 3, 2025, 11:44:14 Eat a bag of dicks* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:46:31 Multiple times a day would get very annoying* - OB25 April 3, 2025, 11:43:53 It absolutely crossed a line into unsustainable* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:47:07 Did you not see the black kid?* - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 11:24:20 Two words: MOAT* - chorizo April 3, 2025, 10:51:09 still time to delete this* - VIV April 3, 2025, 10:50:45 "hood rat central casting"* - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 10:49:28 kids 2025 reboot* - lcubed April 3, 2025, 11:15:46 maybe he meant central casting for the latest GAP kids ad* - VIV April 3, 2025, 10:56:46 I truly hope nothing like this every happens to you - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:07:36 if i ever call a kid "hood rat central casting" or lay my hands on a child, i'll let you know* - VIV April 3, 2025, 11:25:17 but he has corn rows* - John Coctostan April 3, 2025, 10:55:34 Lol. The kid of a friend of mine wrote his name in some wet concrete and got in trouble for it. - gvibes April 3, 2025, 10:47:30 Impressive diversity amongst your enemies* - JeffFrank April 3, 2025, 10:46:36 yeah, it's really tested my liberal sensibilities - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:50:31 way better than timmers " - jdl April 3, 2025, 10:35:25 I was going to make a "paint an orange circle around the asshole" post but OB25 beat me to it* - gvibes April 3, 2025, 10:20:35 I would like to invoke DiamondDazzle’s help with this thread. tia * - jjlocke923 April 3, 2025, 9:52:25 I've not read the below in any great depth and I probably ain't got time for that... but... - ijustkrushalot April 3, 2025, 9:46:17 What's the old saying...if you run into an asshole to start your day, you ran into an asshole - Blazer April 3, 2025, 10:24:55 Being casually judgy about someone's ongoing torture is definitely a way to prove that you're - complainant April 3, 2025, 10:37:28 This is an absurd statement, and he's not the victim you are painting him to be - Blazer April 3, 2025, 14:52:31 I mean this very sincerely - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:26:26 Yeah I don’t get how anyone could possibly not sympathize here - snipes824 April 3, 2025, 10:33:05 These kids have completely radicalized me - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:39:08 it's impossible though to not feel like he brought the worst of this on himself - John Coctostan April 3, 2025, 10:36:36 Yeah I haven’t read every post. I have no idea why he became the mark, how it started - snipes824 April 3, 2025, 10:41:45 I know that some people are more concerned with damage to property than psychological torture. - complainant April 3, 2025, 10:53:44 LOL. - VIV April 3, 2025, 10:57:07 He’s talked about hiding around the corner of his house with a hose and chasing kids down - CanHartlebHireSnider April 3, 2025, 10:45:29 i'm pro-hose* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 10:57:56 Oh, well yeah that was a big mistake. And certainly prolonged this* - snipes824 April 3, 2025, 10:54:47 I have admitted that my actions just emboldened them - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:59:54 yeah, for their parents or the cops. not for you tracking them down and putting your hands on them* - VIV April 3, 2025, 11:01:58 He wrestled with a dog, got bit, and now wants the dog put down.* - Chuck Woodaby April 3, 2025, 10:46:28 They have never once rang, it was always an aggressive knock or kick - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:43:25 There is no question that my genuine efforts to deescalate the situation - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:41:30 He shouldn't have been wearing that dress. - complainant April 3, 2025, 10:38:44 Agreed.* - complainant April 3, 2025, 10:34:29 No moral compass, eh? - complainant April 3, 2025, 9:49:56 What the fuck bro* - Jackie April 3, 2025, 10:07:52 Which part is confusing you? - complainant April 3, 2025, 10:11:58 I’ve got a big problem with you questioning ijka’s moral compass - Jackie April 3, 2025, 11:00:56 Do you think that I generally find myself in beefs?* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:13:34 Don’t know, don’t care* - Jackie April 3, 2025, 11:18:42 did i miss the vandalism? i thought they were knocking on his door/ kicking his door. - VIV April 3, 2025, 10:22:35 Yeah, maybe he should just enjoy that. Like rape, if it's inevitable. - complainant April 3, 2025, 10:33:27 you're all over the road on this one. pick a lane. * - VIV April 3, 2025, 10:48:03 They wrote their names in wet cement from a construction project - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:23:46 is the couch still there?* - VIV April 3, 2025, 10:47:04 What do you think?* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:22:29 i'm trying to find the vandalism* - VIV April 3, 2025, 11:29:19 Why does it fucking matter?* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:32:28 City construction project? Or yours?* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:28:35 City construction project in front of my house - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:29:46 Just making clear that you haven't been vandalized.* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:32:30 Just making clear that I have been terrorized - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:40:01 kids writing their names in wet cement is *TERRORIZING*?* - VIV April 3, 2025, 10:47:33 A kid kicking my door so hard that it makes me jump - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:06:37 I'd tone down that rhetoric if the police come by again.* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:43:10 The police aren't going to help - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:44:11 I wasn't suggesting if they came by again they'd be coming to help. - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:48:18 If you think the cops are going to side against a middle aged white male home owner - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:09:27 Says the guy who tracked down a junior high kid to a lawyer. - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 11:34:34 As I see it, there are two kids of parents in this scenario - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:39:40 FAFO, then.* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 11:42:26 The FAFO moment happened on Friday - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:43:50 Maybe.* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 11:45:47 in the words of Taylor Swift - Sounder April 3, 2025, 12:17:33 This is bonkers. Holy shit. * - illini April 2, 2025, 22:40:24 It's really not that bad, the Internet was a mistake* - Sounder April 2, 2025, 23:59:06 The internet was not the mistake. - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 9:36:58 The internet has been my only successful weapon in this fight - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:21:41 And by going vigilante, you've committed a crime and probably lost that support. - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:31:01 My goal is to stop this from happening - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:32:12 What is your next step when it doesn't? - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:34:08 If I have to sit on my fronch porch every day at 3:45, so be it* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:44:52 That is a far, far more appropriate response than tracking a kid down and laying hands on him.* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:59:36 I would think assault against a minor would be the mistake - Dilbert April 3, 2025, 6:59:58 I didn't assault anyone - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:30:20 "I grabbed him by the back of the sweatshirt, pulled him back" - Dilbert April 3, 2025, 10:44:22 If you think that is assault, congratulations, you've never seen someone actually assaulted* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:45:28 I mean, I'm no lawyer, but i also know that I shouldn't put hands on someone else's kid - Dilbert April 3, 2025, 10:47:54 The worst part was the raping!* - Phytynlini April 3, 2025, 8:24:48 Ed. Note: there is no evidence that any child was raped in the course of the events described in - ATL April 3, 2025, 9:27:33 If you like piña coladas* - chorizo April 3, 2025, 10:15:10 Time to hit the log off button. On a number of levels.* - Carl Spackler April 2, 2025, 22:30:04 I don’t know what’s going on but I’d just like to be invoked in the thread.* - DiamondDazzle April 2, 2025, 22:13:31 do we have mods anymore? seems like this thread should be nuked * - biclops April 2, 2025, 18:51:43 Why do you hate fun?* - HamptonSki April 2, 2025, 21:44:34 don't you dare* - cpsteine April 2, 2025, 21:28:13 I’m convinced there are no mods* - jjlocke923 April 2, 2025, 21:14:49 The other board uses the actual N word* - Sounder April 2, 2025, 22:58:18 Yes there are* - Mrap24 April 2, 2025, 22:13:47 You misspelled "pinned".* - Chuck Woodaby April 2, 2025, 20:56:43 Lulz. * - harb April 2, 2025, 22:08:15 yet another chapter - Sounder April 2, 2025, 18:08:34 You're incredibly lucky you haven't been arrested. * - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 9:35:43 arrested? wut? chill out.* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 11:00:25 It's so fucking stupid - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:14:26 We have a whole thread detailing how worthless cops are. Nobody is going to get - Warrin'_Illini April 3, 2025, 10:16:38 Just hope he doesn't do some grabbiness on the wrong kid with the wrong parent. - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:36:11 I am overwhelmingly winning in the court of public opinion - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:48:06 Yes, because people are going to be honest to a guy crowing about how he assaulted a junior high kid - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 10:50:28 assault? jesus, cmon* - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 11:01:03 It is. Doesn't require harm.* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 11:36:07 any parent who would pursue this is a pussy. my kid does this and some neighbor chases him down, - cpsteine April 3, 2025, 12:39:03 There are too many meth heads in Seattle for the cops to ever care about this* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 11:40:35 Say that enough, you're going to believe it. - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 11:44:38 A methhead with a gun tried to get into my front door as well - Sounder April 3, 2025, 12:21:53 I'll go one further, Sounder should go full Charles Bronson-style HAM on these fools.* - Warrin'_Illini April 3, 2025, 10:17:42 I think his story about grabbing the kid is exaggerated, or he'd be out on bail* - Stu April 3, 2025, 9:49:32 You all have no idea how the world actually works - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:25:14 It is possible that this entire thread is used as evidence at trial. It would - jjlocke923 April 3, 2025, 9:40:00 It needs to go * - uofi1998 April 3, 2025, 10:11:47 Given that there is a 100% chance that there's a video from the grocery - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 9:42:54 still time to delete this. * - VIV April 3, 2025, 9:25:06 maybe they're Young Libertarians?* - Poldark April 3, 2025, 7:30:58 I acknowledge that I'm not in your shoes and don't know how frustrating this has been - Blazer April 2, 2025, 22:18:22 the neighborhood community is fully in support of my actions - Sounder April 2, 2025, 22:55:27 They aren't going to tell you to your face "that was unhinged" - Blazer April 3, 2025, 10:21:42 Of course they are, do you understand the risk-reward ratio?* - HamptonSki April 3, 2025, 10:14:07 I’d be careful about feeling empowered by that fact, people naturally like to avoid confrontation. - OB25 April 3, 2025, 9:48:38 This* - Blazer April 3, 2025, 10:21:59 Karma is a bitch. - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 9:37:47 no parent has a problem with you physically grabbing a kid at a grocery store?* - John Coctostan April 3, 2025, 8:23:28 Not one person has said they had an issue with it* - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:31:01 you told them that you - John Coctostan April 3, 2025, 10:39:05 Going back to my original suggestion of hiring two gang members to threaten them* - Stu April 2, 2025, 21:38:23 also: why don't you set up like 3-4 sprinklers with motion detectors on your porch? people use them - cpsteine April 2, 2025, 21:30:01 Vietcong-style traps in your yard* - timmer April 2, 2025, 21:35:31 That’s a perfect way to get sued if one of them gets hurt* - Ron McDon April 2, 2025, 22:14:17 ooo - complainant April 2, 2025, 21:38:32 dude, you were winning this thing; three sets of parents. stay the course!* - cpsteine April 2, 2025, 21:29:03 Good luck* - jjlocke923 April 2, 2025, 21:03:38 Sounder, for what it’s worth, I don’t think they left you with a lot of good options. - doubledown April 2, 2025, 21:00:37 in the words of Taylor Swift - Sounder April 2, 2025, 22:57:31 How does this end though?* - OB25 April 2, 2025, 23:40:19 With me winning* - Sounder April 2, 2025, 23:41:28 And how, exactly, are you going to win?* - Chicago1995 April 3, 2025, 9:50:58 You’re Batman! That’s awesome! Glad you did it - timmer April 2, 2025, 20:56:31 Oh, there’s likely zero-context video of said encounter. - tvillini April 2, 2025, 20:49:02 Only he didn't say "ding dong ditched".* - Chuck Woodaby April 2, 2025, 20:57:38 Have you considered working from an office - Dilbert April 2, 2025, 20:24:21 Confessing to the crime on the internet is a choice * - Orangeillini April 2, 2025, 19:56:26 Here is what happened to a guy like you, near me - Stu April 2, 2025, 18:55:07 You could’ve just revisited the social media shaming aspect - IlliniOllie April 2, 2025, 18:52:23 Did you at least cover your face with your hoodie? * - doubledown April 2, 2025, 18:49:17 assault and battery charges forthcoming - Poldark April 2, 2025, 18:32:01 That’s pretty terrible judgement. - tvillini April 2, 2025, 18:20:29 I'm completey out of patience - Sounder April 2, 2025, 18:22:10 I can’t believe I have to explain this to a grown ass man… but you gave him exactly what he wanted. - tvillini April 2, 2025, 18:24:02 But have you considered how satisfying it was in the moment to track the kid down? - IlliniRunner April 2, 2025, 18:35:25 I realize he and his wife never wanted kids, but now she has an 8yo. - tvillini April 2, 2025, 18:53:38 Have you ever felt the need to defend your wife when she was being traumatized? - Sounder April 2, 2025, 23:00:23 Neither the school or the police is going to do anything - Sounder April 2, 2025, 18:29:23 Here's the problem though - Blazer April 2, 2025, 22:35:18 … to them* - Stu April 2, 2025, 18:44:54 I understand the instinct, but that’s not gonna help* - snipes824 April 2, 2025, 18:19:25 Serious question, what's going to fucking help? - Sounder April 2, 2025, 18:20:52 Maybe you should unfortunately look into moving - CanHartlebHireSnider April 2, 2025, 18:31:49 C’mon.* - voiceofreason April 2, 2025, 21:49:00 It’s a better option than going around physically assaulting trenagers - CanHartlebHireSnider April 2, 2025, 23:51:46 I thought this ended on Monday - Sounder April 3, 2025, 10:28:59 I have no idea. You had 3 kids show up to apologize with parents. I would have tried to keep that up - snipes824 April 2, 2025, 18:25:12 Yep, he had the parents of these kids on his side. - IlliniRunner April 2, 2025, 18:36:39 I still have the parents on my side* - Sounder April 2, 2025, 18:41:28 Not anymore. You assaulted a kid in public* - Desert April 2, 2025, 18:46:00 ...until they find out that you laid hands on a kid* - IlliniRunner April 2, 2025, 18:44:42 I sent the new kids picture to the same mom* - Sounder April 2, 2025, 18:30:01 That time he lost a cooking contest to JeffFrank* - HamptonSki April 2, 2025, 18:17:07 Yikes.* - Ron McDon April 2, 2025, 18:14:28 Cool. Congrats on your assault charge!* - Illiniphil April 2, 2025, 18:09:56 zero chance anything happens to me* - Sounder April 2, 2025, 18:11:53 Until he or one of his buddies tells a parent that you physically grabbed him. - Illiniphil April 2, 2025, 18:18:57 Meh…I’m on Sounders interpretation of things. Nothings gonna happen… - haighter April 2, 2025, 18:50:35 I laughed at this until I saw white* - opossum jenkins April 3, 2025, 15:37:37 eeeeeyikes* - IlliniRunner April 2, 2025, 18:56:33 Also I’d assume the security guard reported it to someone* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 2, 2025, 18:33:16 no chance - Sounder April 2, 2025, 23:42:20 Great, let them come, we've already filed two police reports that they can catch up on paperwork on* - Sounder April 2, 2025, 18:21:28 Two more kids showed up to apologize yesterday - Sounder April 1, 2025, 11:06:24 Major Update - Sounder March 29, 2025, 11:29:46 update to the update - Sounder March 30, 2025, 22:15:25 Finally, something. A parent getting involved is a good thing.* - uofi1998 March 31, 2025, 10:55:54 the whole point of the social media public shaming ritual - Sounder March 31, 2025, 10:58:12 It absolutely sucks you dealt with this, but it seems like it worked out the right way.* - uofi1998 March 31, 2025, 10:58:49 It's gone from amusing to annoying to straight up terrorizing - Sounder March 31, 2025, 11:00:40 If that was my kid - bbonb March 31, 2025, 10:48:08 I don't want to see the kids face, I just want him to fucking go away - Sounder March 31, 2025, 10:56:53 You could have some real fun with this. May I suggest an "ICE LIVES HERE" yard sign? - Warrin'_Illini March 31, 2025, 11:16:38 The guy is a pediatrician - Sounder March 31, 2025, 11:19:30 Fair enough. My friends and I did a lot of stupid shit around this age, effing with cars, doing - Warrin'_Illini March 31, 2025, 11:22:16 There is one kid in particular I am concerned with - Sounder March 31, 2025, 11:43:11 It’s the internet so you may get shit on but sounds like you handled things the right way - illini21 March 31, 2025, 8:24:52 I am hopeful that's the case - Sounder March 31, 2025, 10:14:42 It’s possible to do everything right and still get egged. That’s not being wrong; that’s life * - meanjeans March 31, 2025, 10:51:05 Thankfully, sounds like it’s finally ending. That would have infuriated me* - snipes824 March 31, 2025, 8:11:26 It's certainly taken my mind to darker and darker places as it's progressed* - Sounder March 31, 2025, 10:15:13 better keep your outdoor cameras on* - lcubed March 31, 2025, 7:59:36 For sure, and there's still a filed police report to follow up on if need be* - Sounder March 31, 2025, 10:15:38 Your homeowners insurance paid and up to date?* - timmer March 29, 2025, 13:05:18 Update - Sounder March 28, 2025, 13:49:59 I googled "Washington state, order of protection" and recommend you do the same. - complainant March 28, 2025, 16:32:24 How do I issue a protection order if I don't know the kid's name?* - Sounder March 28, 2025, 16:46:29 Name the school administrators as co-defendants. - complainant March 28, 2025, 17:18:03 You should hire a PI firm to see where they live.* - Warrin'_Illini March 28, 2025, 16:25:38 Have you thought about maybe hiring a group of rival students to take care of this for you? * - doubledown March 28, 2025, 16:14:24 this feels like the first act to a Death Wish sequel produced by the Daily Wire* - Sammich March 28, 2025, 13:53:50 I'm definitely fighting off thoughts of vigilante shit - Sounder March 28, 2025, 13:57:58 You know how to avoid that situation? Don’t ram three kids with your car. - IlliniRunner March 28, 2025, 16:24:42 The “if possible” had me cracking up. Seems very possible if not downright probable.* - DocWalk20 March 28, 2025, 17:18:57 How often have they don’t it these last couple weeks?* - OB25 March 28, 2025, 13:51:39 There was a bit of a lag - Sounder March 28, 2025, 13:55:27 ...why isn't this trespassing?* - assassin March 28, 2025, 14:01:54 I think his assertion is that it doesn't rise to a level of concern - Sounder March 28, 2025, 16:12:54 Tell him it probably will if they can’t help you out. * - haighter March 28, 2025, 16:41:21 If this kid wasn't a minor, I'd have already roughed him up a bit* - Sounder March 28, 2025, 16:44:23 Nah you need to explain to the cop that someone armed previously tried to get into your house… - haighter March 28, 2025, 17:15:26 You would have? * - doubledown March 28, 2025, 16:46:00 You got any of their names or addresses? * - haighter March 28, 2025, 13:58:39 I wish - Sounder March 28, 2025, 16:12:02 Maybe they’re just hungry. Grill them up some after-school meal - timmer March 21, 2025, 13:01:45 any update on this?* - lcubed March 21, 2025, 11:47:43 We sent an email to the school - Sounder March 21, 2025, 12:03:37 File a police report... Please film the reaction of the person you report it to* - longsnapper March 21, 2025, 12:06:21 I realize that it's easy to think this is silly and ridiculous - Sounder March 21, 2025, 12:11:59 Wasn’t there someone who tried to get into your house with a weapon a while back? - GhostofPokeyStixPast March 21, 2025, 12:29:51 Yes, that happened a while back, and it's definitely still PTSD for sure - Sounder March 21, 2025, 12:38:30 Christ man...move out the hood. ;-) * - haighter March 21, 2025, 12:59:22 It sounds so much worse than the reality - Sounder March 21, 2025, 13:22:50 It’s not a school issue. It’s a police matter. JMO. * - uofi1998 March 21, 2025, 12:14:34 I guess my issue is that in a city that has very real problems - Sounder March 21, 2025, 12:21:18 If they're terrorizing your neighborhood, it takes you and your neighbors making them... - haighter March 21, 2025, 12:24:11 The wheels are in motion* - Sounder March 21, 2025, 12:26:08 And you get some outside time. Can’t put a price on that. * - doubledown March 21, 2025, 12:05:33 yesterday I sat there in the rain, that didn't feel like winning* - Sounder March 21, 2025, 12:12:22 I assume snitches get stitches* - CoronaTheirAss March 21, 2025, 12:01:09 First call should be to the moving company* - Dilbert March 19, 2025, 19:10:26 The way to handle this is to give them beers and get them on your side * - meanjeans March 19, 2025, 19:00:57 and spike those beers with rat poison* - VIV March 19, 2025, 19:04:13 Do you have sprinklers? Schedule them to match school dismissal* - Nobster March 19, 2025, 18:37:42 dupe* - bbonb March 19, 2025, 18:18:10 you had me until your last sentence* - bbonb March 19, 2025, 18:18:10 Tell them you’re an Illinois fan - Stu March 19, 2025, 17:02:11 You need to boobytrap your place. Also, get a shotgun.* - Warrin'_Illini March 19, 2025, 16:44:29 fuck steven seagal; go kevin mccallister* - Sammich March 19, 2025, 16:57:39 I literally hid on the side of my house with a hose in hand today - Sounder March 19, 2025, 17:00:18 You need bigger dogs and let them out the side door. In my experience... - haighter March 19, 2025, 17:06:52 I definitely wish Stella was still around - Sounder March 19, 2025, 17:08:23 STELLY BARKACELLI* - Jackie March 19, 2025, 18:22:13 two words: electrified door* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 16:46:32 Have you considered spraypainting an orange circle around your entire house? - OB25 March 19, 2025, 16:44:14 I'm genuinely curious if the school will care or not* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 16:45:35 You've really had to work hard at becoming the house incoming students are told to prank - OrangeSox March 19, 2025, 15:54:34 What a fun little bonding experience for the kids at that school. Almost seems cruel to end it. - doubledown March 19, 2025, 16:01:40 They're hitting multiple houses - Sounder March 19, 2025, 16:00:00 The year my daughter was a sr in HS and we were at risk of getting TPed for homecoming.... - Illiniphil March 19, 2025, 16:08:29 yeah, it started with this sort of innocent gamesmanship - Sounder March 19, 2025, 16:11:13 What's the Internet term for a self-milkshake ducking?* - complainant March 19, 2025, 16:21:05 Pretty sure that's not a milkshake ducking* - reggiedunlop March 19, 2025, 16:38:13 I don't think this is a milkshake ducking, is it? * - doubledown March 19, 2025, 16:24:59 Did Sounder just admit he started it? - complainant March 19, 2025, 16:30:49 I just went back and realized I don't care. * - doubledown March 19, 2025, 16:38:24 That was my question - CanHartlebHireSnider March 19, 2025, 15:56:46 Again, they are hitting all of the houses - Sounder March 19, 2025, 16:02:05 Ok. I have two questions - CanHartlebHireSnider March 19, 2025, 16:07:11 I heard them coming up, went to the door - Sounder March 19, 2025, 16:09:42 Should have answered the door dressed like Rambo. - Illiniphil March 19, 2025, 16:16:11 show them some Steven Seagal tihs* - chorizo March 19, 2025, 15:44:58 They are more likely to show him some white dog tihs* - Chuck Woodaby March 19, 2025, 15:45:59 No stand your ground laws in your libtard state, I presume? - timmer March 19, 2025, 15:34:58 I don't actually know the answer to that - Sounder March 19, 2025, 15:39:21 And you'll be branded with the scarlet R. - uofi1998 March 19, 2025, 15:51:41 I really dislike the whole situation - Sounder March 19, 2025, 15:54:02 I can only imagine. - uofi1998 March 19, 2025, 15:55:07 They're going to be here in a half an hour - Sounder March 19, 2025, 16:03:02 Hire some badass gangsta to answer your door a few times - Stu March 19, 2025, 16:27:32 sounds like a good way to turn your delinquent problem into a gangsta problem* - Sammich March 19, 2025, 16:44:23 The answer to your problems is an old fashioned, nineteenth century spring gun* - ATL March 19, 2025, 15:27:16 I missed another lovely thread today* - timmer March 19, 2025, 15:19:33 Update: the principal is going to call us* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:38:00 ofc she's a milf* - chorizo March 19, 2025, 15:45:56 It's a man* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 16:05:34 it's seattle* - illinibone March 19, 2025, 16:38:31 Source?* - KCWildcat March 19, 2025, 15:59:39 Calling was a mistake. - doubledown March 19, 2025, 15:08:47 ooo - IlliniSax05 March 19, 2025, 15:13:09 I knew exactly what was coming - GMAW March 19, 2025, 15:16:58 The principal has to be questioning their life choices at this time* - KCWildcat March 19, 2025, 14:54:56 "dammit! I'm one year away from retirement, I'm too old for this shit!"* - shua March 19, 2025, 15:25:07 It's his free will and agency to tell me that it's not his problem - Sounder March 19, 2025, 15:00:53 lol* - OWWDig March 19, 2025, 14:55:54 Oooooooo.... You're in TROUBLE!!!!!* - Stu March 19, 2025, 14:46:45 ooo - IlliniSax05 March 19, 2025, 14:29:46 i've always wondered what type of person couldn't help themselves from always giving online - John Coctostan March 19, 2025, 14:22:37 Kicking the door is absolutely crossing the line* - illini21 March 19, 2025, 14:28:48 agree. but i guess i'm saying it likely got to that point because sounder couldn't - John Coctostan March 19, 2025, 15:03:31 That's not at all how it went down, but I'm not going to convince you otherwise* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 15:06:47 of course you can. just trying to understand what happened - John Coctostan March 19, 2025, 15:09:38 The door kick was the thing that pushed me over the line* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 15:14:44 totally understand that. what happened between the two events? did you just ignore these kids? - John Coctostan March 19, 2025, 15:31:48 For the most part, yes - Sounder March 19, 2025, 15:33:01 When did the scaring you talked about below happen? - John Coctostan March 19, 2025, 17:20:27 The scaring took place in Octover of 2023 - Sounder March 19, 2025, 17:27:34 yeah, I'm not the bad guy here - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:31:12 As I said, this was entertaining at first, it crossed a line - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:24:45 Just follow them home and kick their door* - shua March 19, 2025, 14:09:18 Or park a Tesla in their driveway* - HamptonSki March 19, 2025, 14:22:33 I've tried to follow them twice - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:11:20 Sounds like the basis for a new Law & Order: SVU episode* - OWWDig March 19, 2025, 14:20:35 Law & Order: Orange Paint Poop edition* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:22:18 I'm down with OPP 'cause it stars Ice T* - Sammich March 19, 2025, 14:29:32 lol* - shua March 19, 2025, 14:11:53 I even spoke to some of the "good kids" - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:13:34 I'm starting to see why they are still tormenting you* - shua March 19, 2025, 14:14:05 For sure, my genuine attempts to deescalate - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:15:52 Teenagers love to cheese off the olds. Film at 11. - Stu March 19, 2025, 14:17:26 Honestly, at this point I kind of want them to do something that the cops can't ignore* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:18:07 That time he crashed his boat on Gilligan's island.* - Chuck Woodaby March 19, 2025, 14:22:26 trick them into supporting Palestine* - Sammich March 19, 2025, 14:19:31 lol* - CoronaTheirAss March 19, 2025, 14:21:19 no you dont* - VIV March 19, 2025, 14:19:22 This is also a great idea. Now you both know where each other lives. * - haighter March 19, 2025, 14:10:00 Just scare them within an inch of their life. If you've got good relationships... - haighter March 19, 2025, 14:08:35 I saw a video of how to stop this. You’re going to need a bucket of water, and a very cold day. - doubledown March 19, 2025, 13:53:17 Dont' forget the glitter* - CoronaTheirAss March 19, 2025, 13:54:46 Ringing is one thing, but kicking the door? Yeah, I wouldn’t just sit back on that one* - snipes824 March 19, 2025, 13:45:14 Kicked it so hard that it startled me like someone was trying to break in - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:49:57 I don't think this is a school problem here. Why should they get involved?* - CoronaTheirAss March 19, 2025, 13:41:56 I was hoping to use the school to deescalate the situation - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:43:36 THen i think Surf 's advice is the right advice. But the school has no jurisdication or - CoronaTheirAss March 19, 2025, 13:55:41 It’s legally dubious but… - SurfTheBoneyard March 19, 2025, 14:00:13 They wrote their names in wet concrete outside of my house - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:01:56 See what reaction you get… - SurfTheBoneyard March 19, 2025, 14:04:56 do you know if the school has a resource officer? they are typically helpful for these things* - lcubed March 19, 2025, 13:45:47 My wife emailed a formal complaint to the school yesterday - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:47:59 You are being too nice here. Take the video to the cops. Snap pictures of them if they even set - voiceofreason March 19, 2025, 13:36:42 Yeah, I'm well past the don't want them to get in trouble phase - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:39:05 You just posted “I legit don’t want them to get in trouble”* - jjlocke923 March 19, 2025, 13:42:29 My main objective is that I want it to stop - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:44:24 I'd actually be shocked if the seattle police even care* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 19, 2025, 14:14:40 I think it's 50/50* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:16:17 That's pretty high. probably closer to 10% likelihood of caring.* - illinibone March 19, 2025, 16:37:30 In Tennessee, not in Seattle - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:03:08 based on the video you posted above it could be a felony charge - IlliniSax05 March 19, 2025, 13:55:57 Good. That’s not Sounder’s problem.* - voiceofreason March 19, 2025, 14:04:07 You clearly need to go undercover at the school to track down the perpetrators* - IlliniRunner March 19, 2025, 13:36:09 Never Been Kicked* - HamptonSki March 19, 2025, 13:59:50 These little fuckers are from Hamilton - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:39:46 claymore * - ghost_of_clt March 19, 2025, 13:33:20 this seems like you're close to having something bad happen - reggiedunlop March 19, 2025, 13:32:58 I totally agree - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:34:48 orange spray paint around your porch * - biclops March 19, 2025, 13:27:52 can you post the video so we can provide an honest assessment?* - lcubed March 19, 2025, 13:26:44 Can a video be downloaded here?* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:31:14 If you have Gmail, you have YouTube. - complainant March 19, 2025, 14:16:19 That sounds like way too much work* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 14:19:07 Yeah. You need access to a smartphone, the Internet, and a couch - complainant March 19, 2025, 15:19:55 No, but you could text it to me and I can post an honest assessment* - jjlocke923 March 19, 2025, 13:40:10 No* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:40:50 I don't think you should feel like a Karen for this. That would be annoying as shit - illini21 March 19, 2025, 13:23:18 As I said, when it first started happening a few years ago - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:25:33 Stood on the sidewalk waving at you? Now that’s crossing the line* - jjlocke923 March 19, 2025, 13:30:53 Oh, for sure, we're way over the line - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:31:43 Just compile the video and give it to the school and the cops. - SurfTheBoneyard March 19, 2025, 13:19:12 That's what I tried to do when I went to the school - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:21:24 Next time, check with the principal* - OWWDig March 19, 2025, 13:22:32 Or find out if the school has a resource officer.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 19, 2025, 13:56:52 It's kind of you to nurture the next Dylan Klebold, but on the other hand - complainant March 19, 2025, 13:17:33 I tried the school first - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:22:40 I feel for you and I have no advice to offer. I will say though - jjlocke923 March 19, 2025, 13:13:31 It worked* - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:18:22 Prank them. Rig a bucket of water to dump on them next time or something. - OWWDig March 19, 2025, 13:05:49 Deer urine * - meanjeans March 19, 2025, 13:49:20 motion detect sprinklers - IlliniSax05 March 19, 2025, 13:10:59 or just have sprinklers going at the time school lets out* - shua March 19, 2025, 13:12:40 a few years ago, I caught one of them coming up to the door - Sounder March 19, 2025, 13:07:23 Scout?* - IlliniOllie March 19, 2025, 13:01:18 Law talkers and Taz: libel/defamation question - Taz April 9, 2025, 9:52:10 the truth is a defense against libel or defamation - Sammich April 9, 2025, 10:21:17 NAL but a crime occurring isn't dependent upon someone being charged with committing it - IlliniSax05 April 9, 2025, 10:17:04 The game after the game the game Dookies will take to their effing graves - bbonb April 7, 2025, 19:33:03 SIAP. Good news for Houston, and it has an Illinois tie in - bbonb April 8, 2025, 17:24:59 Missouri* - HamptonSki April 9, 2025, 7:22:43 Oklahoma* - Blazer April 8, 2025, 18:35:46 No. 5* - bbonb April 8, 2025, 18:41:02 Purdue* - Orangeillini April 8, 2025, 17:49:10 No.1* - bbonb April 8, 2025, 18:40:14 Illini finish #28 in final AP poll. #26 preseason.* - OB25 April 8, 2025, 12:36:05 so, we’re losing players to the draft and portal, but getting better? - bbonb April 9, 2025, 7:21:58 I thought the tournament ended after the UK loss. They kept playing games? Did anyone watch? * - MC April 8, 2025, 10:09:30 very very little* - OWWDig April 8, 2025, 12:22:09 Same. :-((( Just had no interest in the Final Four. - osklister April 8, 2025, 14:58:22 my only interest was bracket based as if Duke had won, I'd have done pretty well. - OWWDig April 8, 2025, 15:02:13 The Gators are out in force in Gator gear in Atlanta this crisp spring morn - ATL April 8, 2025, 9:53:25 College bball being over means it’s officially Bert time * - illini21 April 7, 2025, 22:46:04 ESPN has us with a top ten class at this very early point - ATL April 8, 2025, 11:45:18 Spring "game" weekend is here* - longsnapper April 8, 2025, 6:37:52 138 days until week 0* - biclops April 7, 2025, 22:56:13 #FootballSchool! * - UofIL6 April 7, 2025, 22:48:38 SEC !! SEC !! - osklister April 8, 2025, 9:08:43 Who was that? Oh, just a man I met in the restroom - UofIL6 April 7, 2025, 22:37:35 dude was sitting in the third to last row of the Alamo Dome. not a flex* - cpsteine April 8, 2025, 12:19:32 “Ran into” = “blew”* - Herman Blume April 7, 2025, 22:43:40 One Shining moment is next! *turns TV off* - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 22:34:43 Will Riley’s mom in Canada jersey our lone representative* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 22:41:24 Mich St got three, including a whining Izzo.* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 22:48:32 It's almost like they won three games and we won one* - HamptonSki April 8, 2025, 7:11:14 One Whining Moment* - memyselfandillini April 8, 2025, 7:07:19 Sampson had zero offensive plays designed to help his players. Goldin much better.* - gullit April 7, 2025, 22:29:50 Some of these teams shoot the lights out, some play great D. However, all the best ones - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 22:26:23 There’s a guy in the NBA who does okay, however. MVPs, trophies and shit* - cpsteine April 8, 2025, 9:31:17 Don’t think it’s that simple. UConn started Spencer, Karraban, and Newton last year. - OB25 April 7, 2025, 22:35:57 I don’t get the Mirkovic unathletic talking point - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 22:37:27 I think everyone just wants the crazy switchable bigs like Florida and Houston has. - OB25 April 7, 2025, 22:45:32 Lon left Florida for Illinois. Sad* - Dikta April 7, 2025, 22:22:43 Amazing what a completely different world it is.* - gullit April 8, 2025, 7:22:24 F*ck Samscum - OWWDig April 7, 2025, 22:18:19 Agree* - bulldogmba April 7, 2025, 22:29:42 Florida's starting lineup and their original recruiting rankings - biclops April 7, 2025, 22:16:21 So credit to Iona, FAU, Belmont and Washington St. * - larue33 April 7, 2025, 22:23:30 Whatever that coach was accused of, he definitely did it* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 22:15:07 Houston’s last 3 possessions were really rough* - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 22:14:45 Bizarrely satisfying* - cpsteine April 7, 2025, 22:13:27 Houston had rough spacing. Great defense and guy all bunched up* - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 22:13:03 Can’t believe they didn’t drive with how much pressure they were getting on the 3 pt line* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 22:13:01 that was both awful and incredibly smart by sharp. most guys would have just touched it - snipes824 April 7, 2025, 22:12:52 While true, ironically considering the time left, he probably would have been better to just grab it - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 22:14:58 yeah true, but in the moment that was actually impressive awareness - snipes824 April 7, 2025, 22:16:39 Yep i agree. Not faulting him because nobody does the 4th order reasoning in the moment there* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 22:18:27 that…was an ending* - biclops April 7, 2025, 22:12:47 He could have grabbed/dribbled that, no?* - Herman Blume April 7, 2025, 22:12:39 Nope. Would have been a turnover if he did. Smart play by Sharp not to grab it actually* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 22:13:36 Smart play would have been to grab it and get the turnover to stop the clock - Orangeillini April 7, 2025, 22:15:39 In retrospect maybe. But that’s too many levels to think through in the moment though.* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 22:26:59 I don’t think so. But could he have just tapped passed it to somebody?* - ATL April 7, 2025, 22:13:02 I had Florida but wanted them to at least get a shot off. Oh well, fits the game.* - Toonces April 7, 2025, 22:12:24 Damn…that was wild* - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 22:11:24 Haah * - jdl April 7, 2025, 22:11:14 Wow, what defense on that possession.* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 22:11:08 Holy crap* - Stu April 7, 2025, 22:11:00 Well that’s one way to end it* - PapaDels April 7, 2025, 22:10:58 Florida was 24-12 with a second-year coach last year - illini April 7, 2025, 22:10:57 So every coach that doesn’t win the title is terrible by comparison? Ok.* - Herman Blume April 7, 2025, 22:28:59 this same guy was incredibly average at san francisco before florida - snipes824 April 7, 2025, 22:13:57 Plate development matters a ton - illini April 7, 2025, 22:29:24 In a world where a UConn super team existed you’re technically right that we weren’t close. - OB25 April 7, 2025, 23:13:25 I agree mostly. But it’s not like this is a squad of guys for FL that was anywhere close to - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 22:20:46 coaching always has something to do with it - snipes824 April 7, 2025, 22:30:04 I’m struggling to find the equivalence here* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 22:12:52 lol stfu* - Ron McDon April 7, 2025, 22:11:54 Re: lol stfu* - illinijohn April 7, 2025, 22:13:21 Meh* - cpsteine April 7, 2025, 22:11:38 What a perfect ending to that game* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 22:10:56 Wow* - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 22:10:55 Hard to kill* - ATL April 7, 2025, 22:10:19 Aberdeen dragged his foot once he got possession - IlliniSax05 April 7, 2025, 22:08:19 Bring out the 7’9” kid. Entertain us!* - Toonces April 7, 2025, 22:05:58 Fuck off with this review. Do your jobs better, refs - IlliniSax05 April 7, 2025, 22:05:50 Yes* - illini222 April 7, 2025, 22:06:35 Jesus Houston that’s awful. * - illini April 7, 2025, 22:05:36 Is a review necessary?* - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 22:05:29 This game has been so ugly* - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 22:04:32 Yet so fun to watch* - illini21 April 7, 2025, 22:05:28 Yep.* - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 22:09:07 Indeed, everyone giving 100%.* - Toonces April 7, 2025, 22:06:46 It’s legit great defense on both ends. I actually think it’s been a really fun game to watch* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 22:05:28 I guess i just don’t see bb the same way. I appreciate the defensive skill but this has been an ugly - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 22:08:21 There have been a lot of ugly Houston or Tennessee games that I found unwatchable. - OB25 April 7, 2025, 22:17:08 Yeah I don’t get that at all but to each their own* - illini21 April 7, 2025, 22:09:07 My god cryer what an awful play. * - illini April 7, 2025, 22:02:41 This review should take 5 seconds* - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 22:00:32 First to 60 wins?* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 21:43:51 Ref show* - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 21:43:37 Eh, it was a foul. The problem is the game is being called completely different this half.* - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 21:44:47 Yeah. This is a repeat of 2015 and is indefensible which is unfortunate* - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 21:52:25 Been a few “If he made it I wasn’t blowing the whistle” calls* - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 21:51:04 For sure.* - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 21:52:07 Come on kid* - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 21:43:09 what toughness by Florida to stay in this game. was getting real dicey there* - snipes824 April 7, 2025, 21:39:05 Impressive push. As ATL said earlier, they are hard to kill* - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 21:39:44 #10 on Florida is solid. He’s fit in on our all whitey front line.* - Toonces April 7, 2025, 21:37:21 Houston is so fun but man they take some horrible shots* - Herman Blume April 7, 2025, 21:34:45 Yeah, they have stretches of horrendous shot selection and lack of ball movement.* - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 21:39:49 This is undoubtedly the ugliest floor they’ve ever had for a FF.* - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 21:31:18 Matches the game. Ugly shit overall* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 21:34:41 record setting number of airballs + bricks - memyselfandillini April 7, 2025, 21:37:57 Refs were worried not enough people were noticing them. This is ridiculous* - longsnapper April 7, 2025, 21:24:50 Houston is super rough* - Tooldresser April 7, 2025, 21:43:28 8 straight fouls on Houston since the 14:07 mark. Florida 13-3 run* - illini222 April 7, 2025, 21:40:10 Not a great start to the half for Sirmons. Big moment, and he immediately whacks the FL bench. - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 21:16:35 Now proceeding to balance out the foul calls.* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 21:24:44 Unless Clayton ascends to the strasophere this is over. - illini April 7, 2025, 21:12:49 Houston is everything I want us to be. Big, athletic and physical* - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 21:11:02 we’ve got the bricklaying down* - memyselfandillini April 7, 2025, 21:42:23 Man i get it, but this is not particularly fun to watch. Slugfest* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 21:35:04 Well, we’ll have two big Euros next year. The other ones I can’t help you with.* - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 21:28:43 you know, black* - bbonb April 7, 2025, 21:25:22 Houston is suffocating the Gators * - jdl April 7, 2025, 21:10:22 Oh here come the make up calls * - ATL April 7, 2025, 21:09:10 Just completely inconsistent officiating from the first half* - longsnapper April 7, 2025, 21:08:11 The girl golden was calling must have been one of the referees’ daughters * - ATL April 7, 2025, 21:07:52 That's a T in a National Championship Game? Come on Doug* - illini222 April 7, 2025, 21:07:21 This game is crazy physical but all the calls going against UF. Kinda nuts* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 21:06:48 BS. That was a charge by Houston. * - illinijohn April 7, 2025, 21:03:23 Condon getting zero calls * - ATL April 7, 2025, 21:04:37 Fl -3 and Hou +3 for second half. Not sure I like either one of those. Guess I’ll just save my money - harb April 7, 2025, 20:58:07 Guess I should have went with Houston. Dam, they are rolling. * - harb April 7, 2025, 21:10:37 Houston +150 flash boost on DK* - CanHartlebHireSnider April 7, 2025, 20:59:22 Can’t bet DK yet in MO so I’m looking at my lines on wagerhub. * - harb April 7, 2025, 21:00:04 They’ll add 2 points for UH over the halftime, right?* - jjlocke923 April 7, 2025, 20:39:30 Definite miss but other than having some more fouls called(rebounding fouls specifically) good half* - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 20:53:27 No. Can’t add a goaltend they didn’t call. Can only take off one they called incorrectly.* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 20:47:41 No, can only take back a called goaltending on the floor* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 20:47:05 Got it. Thanks* - jjlocke923 April 7, 2025, 20:48:39 college basketball is so inferior - bbonb April 7, 2025, 20:38:25 But either would get blown out by UConn women* - Stu April 7, 2025, 20:48:29 The amount of lay ups and two-handed set shots would overload the men* - bbonb April 7, 2025, 21:38:47 Houston travels every possession.* - Toonces April 7, 2025, 20:36:35 Hard to not like how this Houston team plays - OrangeSox April 7, 2025, 20:27:47 this is low-key over. * - illini April 7, 2025, 20:25:27 Houston clearly playing better. But I thought Auburn was clearly playing better on Saturday. - ATL April 7, 2025, 20:47:57 Clayton is a wasted scholly* - Stu April 7, 2025, 20:28:54 Might go into the portal at halftime* - OrangeSox April 7, 2025, 20:30:00 I wouldn’t take him* - Stu April 7, 2025, 20:37:21 these guys play a different game. wow.* - Ari Gold April 7, 2025, 20:24:23 Houston is relentless * - illini21 April 7, 2025, 20:22:31 Maybe it’s the acoustics or sound mixing, but the home court advantage seems really underwhelming - OB25 April 7, 2025, 20:18:03 I’ve never met a Houston fan in the wild* - opossum jenkins April 7, 2025, 20:25:34 Hello Friends * - illini April 7, 2025, 20:42:54 Are you surprised he’s never met Jim Nantz?* - DocWalk20 April 7, 2025, 20:48:45 Seemed quite a bit louder just there* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 20:24:08 These teams are building houses from deep. Just ugly shots* - HeatMizer April 7, 2025, 20:06:15 #WhiteBballProblems on that poster* - OB25 April 7, 2025, 20:05:36 Grown ass men out there.* - voiceofreason April 7, 2025, 20:05:20 Florida is being allowed to maul* - longsnapper April 7, 2025, 20:05:16 This Florida big is dirty. Had the elbow in the semis too* - Carl Spackler April 7, 2025, 19:59:17 He’s a game wrecker. In my experience, they make games exhausting* - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 20:01:52 Crap the game started. I was watching Antique Roadshow - Stu April 7, 2025, 19:57:46 "The game! The game!" - complainant April 7, 2025, 19:50:23 Even Florida fans are saying,”we suck, go Cougs” - bbonb April 7, 2025, 19:46:26 I'm rooting for Florida. F*ck Samscum* - OWWDig April 7, 2025, 19:48:28 I think sexual harassment trumps what Samson did. Eff Florida* - bbonb April 7, 2025, 20:03:31 At some point you have to let that stuff go - Sounder April 7, 2025, 19:49:33 (no subject) - illini April 7, 2025, 20:02:04 Yes, forgiveness is the word of the day* - Stu April 7, 2025, 20:01:35 Of all people on this board, you telling someone to “let it go” is about as wild as it gets* - ilinni11 April 7, 2025, 20:00:49 Haha no kidding* - illini21 April 7, 2025, 20:28:30 Sounder getting gang banged by illini posters* - Stu April 7, 2025, 20:43:49 Wow* - illini222 April 7, 2025, 19:58:16 So now they let the actual PA guy announce the lineups now that the narcissistic prick Nantz is gone - Mrap24 April 7, 2025, 19:46:18 Archive Page: First ... 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 ... Last   Main Board