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Last »   Main Board   Covid19 March 22.....woke up thinking about David Lat - LPAD March 22, 2020, 2:12:56 here is a schadenfreude-ey palate cleanser - gvibes March 23, 2020, 0:36:35 TTMLIF* - suburbanmyth March 23, 2020, 0:43:41 Instead of being at home, he took his jet ski to the water - assassin March 23, 2020, 0:59:18 Our big boy president having another classic after midnight meltdown. - assassin March 22, 2020, 23:39:50 That was a welcomed tweet by President Trump - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 23:52:39 the schtick is getting old, AK* - suburbanmyth March 23, 2020, 0:13:05 It was old from day one. * - assassin March 23, 2020, 0:43:46 i was hoping to see some more range* - suburbanmyth March 23, 2020, 0:59:40 Wow - CanHartlebHireSnider March 23, 2020, 0:14:22 So I guess Rand Paul was in the gym this morning - DoucheLaloosh March 22, 2020, 22:22:59 And it’s not handicap accessible * - TarheelIllini March 23, 2020, 6:01:59 They must be scared to death of contracting this virus* - Victor's bananas March 22, 2020, 22:54:12 Do you think the governor of Florida knows they have over 1,000 coronavirus cases and a shit ton of - Chuck Woodaby March 22, 2020, 20:46:50 They are so ####ed* - Carl Spackler March 22, 2020, 20:51:15 I think NYC is in a worse spot - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 21:28:40 I doubt that’s how it works re: Florida. They’re prepared for normal olds stuff. - Carl Spackler March 22, 2020, 22:30:18 Right, Just their population would give them most cases. But the density - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 22:32:59 I'm pretty sure we'll get shut down tomorrow. I think numbers doubled over the weekend here - jayd March 22, 2020, 21:00:58 My friend in Jupiter is not at all happy about how they're treating it - ijustkrushalot March 22, 2020, 20:58:29 there was a giant ass house party on the street next to hours today - jayd March 22, 2020, 21:03:16 Its 2020. How can it be such a dilemma for Congress members to vote remotely? Everyone else is WFH* - HamptonSki March 22, 2020, 20:12:29 Well isn’t their average age like 70 or something?* - ECEIllinois March 22, 2020, 21:34:04 Waited almost an hour for the 4 pm conference to start - Threeball March 22, 2020, 19:40:54 Politically, allowing the Senate to get their bill out there first was a mistake by Democrats* - Carl Spackler March 22, 2020, 19:13:18 The Dems should be out in force explaining why they voted no - John Coctostan March 22, 2020, 22:03:46 GOP had this right. Immediate helicopter money is PRECISELY what is needed - meanjeans March 22, 2020, 23:14:30 There was literally a 500B mnuchin slush fund, zero transparency, and little employee help. - gvibes March 23, 2020, 0:38:15 to the wrong people* - torinese March 23, 2020, 0:56:55 I think Chuck Schumer is a 5 that thinks he’s a 9* - Carl Spackler March 22, 2020, 22:31:09 i mean, if mitch didn't have such a great reputation for being bipartisan, i'd be worried* - suburbanmyth March 22, 2020, 19:23:57 and good thing mnuchin isn't perceived as some robber baron that americans will trust him to do.... - suburbanmyth March 22, 2020, 19:25:28 Yes Democrats are bad at politics* - JacobRDaugherty March 22, 2020, 19:17:39 To lighten the mood - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 19:06:33 Again with the cruise lines. Jesus. * - assassin March 22, 2020, 18:12:15 Eff them and their foreign flags* - JeffFrank March 22, 2020, 20:17:52 Limit down on futures. We’re so ####ed* - John Coctostan March 22, 2020, 18:07:24 limit down in 5 minutes * - Throwsize March 22, 2020, 18:17:57 The Dow is gonna hit zero isn’t it?* - gig March 22, 2020, 18:38:21 I thought it was near its bottom already - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 22:36:32 Theses clowns are ignoring millions of layoffs each week because it’s not from Fortune 500 * - FidelGoodell March 22, 2020, 18:57:51 Everything he touches dies* - ATL March 22, 2020, 18:55:51 About stock buy backs. - HeatMizer March 22, 2020, 17:44:54 i doubt that it was just republicans befiniting from that phenomenon. - Throwsize March 22, 2020, 17:50:48 I’m nit saying it’s just republicans. - HeatMizer March 22, 2020, 17:53:02 Yeah, there are probably some non-traditional dividing lines on that one, - gvibes March 22, 2020, 17:51:42 That Romney line. He’s doesn’t GAF* - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 17:39:26 He’s a child* - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 19:07:21 He can’t help himself. 100% lizard brain at all times. * - doubledown March 22, 2020, 17:46:53 He’s a juvenile, grade A douchebag.* - voiceofreason March 22, 2020, 17:42:38 Not a fan of Pence, but what I wouldn’t give for him to be in charge right now. - tvillini March 22, 2020, 17:32:20 seems 1000x dumber than trump* - suburbanmyth March 22, 2020, 17:41:38 He’s way more composed than Trump - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 22:35:20 1000 x 0 = 0* - IlliniOllie March 22, 2020, 18:17:45 Don’t get me wrong, there are pets I’d rather be in this role right now. - tvillini March 22, 2020, 18:06:10 Standing next to the idiot really makes him look presidential. * - doubledown March 22, 2020, 17:37:50 looks like the senate bill will be defeated* - ECEIllinois March 22, 2020, 17:32:11 It would be kind of ironic if the asshole libertarian wiped out the republican senate majority - gvibes March 22, 2020, 17:26:57 This dude should wipe off his chin. He’s got a little something dripping down. * - doubledown March 22, 2020, 17:26:25 More “our fair leader” from this dude* - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 17:25:45 Has there ever been a time FEMA knocked the ball out of the park? Honest question * - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 17:19:03 So did they fire Fauci?* - ATL March 22, 2020, 17:15:41 He was on the morning shows.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 22, 2020, 19:00:02 Don’t think so. * - memyselfandillini March 22, 2020, 17:52:57 That would be very unfortunate.* - voiceofreason March 22, 2020, 17:16:55 Every damn time he says the Chinese virus I just fvcking cringe unlike any other time* - HeatMizer March 22, 2020, 17:11:16 ^This* - EffinIllini March 22, 2020, 17:14:46 Looks like some movement in getting medical equipment and supplies motivated * - ATL March 22, 2020, 17:08:44 I’m glad N.Y., CA, Washington are getting but other states need too - LPAD March 22, 2020, 17:23:35 My gf works in a hospital and they are being told to not wear protective equipment - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 19:10:01 Ask a contractor for a 3M respirator or buy one on eBay. - nash March 22, 2020, 17:41:48 Ty* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 17:50:15 So we more than doubled the # of deaths of yesterday. 57 people died yesterday, 118 today.* - Carl Spackler March 22, 2020, 16:58:36 And testing growth stagnated for first time in a month. I’m hoping it’s a weekend thing * - FidelGoodell March 22, 2020, 17:24:03 good. STOP TESTING* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 18:09:08 False. 44k people tested since yesterday’s update.* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 17:26:38 Site I have says ~45K tested day before. - Carl Spackler March 22, 2020, 17:30:15 My bad. Math is hard* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 17:30:41 positives over the last several days: 2000, 4000, 5300, 6300, 8400* - gvibes March 22, 2020, 17:23:33 Ron Paul, six days ago - ATL March 22, 2020, 16:56:49 Lot of truth in there. Figured someone as coy as you would have picked up on that* - Victor's bananas March 22, 2020, 22:51:14 Can’t these ####ers ever start on time? - Walkon March 22, 2020, 16:46:56 Trump is the new Axl Rose* - HeatMizer March 22, 2020, 16:54:11 A local bar that is Chicago and Detroit-themed (odd combo but whatevs) - Tortillini March 22, 2020, 16:34:26 Harbor Freight >>>>>>Hobby Lobby or Game Stop* - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 16:33:54 [Harvey Weinstein]* - OB25 March 22, 2020, 16:10:22 If the way he acted in his trial is in any way any indication of his health, he will not survive* - Taz March 22, 2020, 17:17:35 This is really turning into shitbag day for catching this virus.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 22, 2020, 16:58:04 It does seem to have a sense of humor* - John Coctostan March 22, 2020, 18:10:39 Are dems going to cave on this piece of shit stimulus bill?* - gvibes March 22, 2020, 16:09:51 Can we blame this on Obama? - HeatMizer March 22, 2020, 15:18:37 I often wonder if BHO would’ve just ignored DJT at the correspondents dinner...... - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 15:36:51 I blame Beau Biden - timmer March 22, 2020, 15:32:36 I blame John Frederick Parker - Stu March 22, 2020, 15:46:12 He should have relegated Hillary to the ash heap of history in '08.* - Chuck Woodaby March 22, 2020, 15:28:15 I actually was thinking we should blame the Clintons - Taz March 22, 2020, 15:24:31 Obama should have been more aggressive in prosecuting the financial industry and in showing - ATL March 22, 2020, 15:23:40 speaking of facepalm moves, Peapods decision on Feb 18th to shut down delivery ops in ILL* - gig March 22, 2020, 14:44:47 lol. thought about that just this morning * - Pooter March 22, 2020, 14:47:55 this might have saved their business, but alas* - gig March 22, 2020, 14:49:00 neighbor's daughter with the tight, little (she's only 17) is walking her dog for the 3rd time today - bbonb March 22, 2020, 14:17:15 Dammit* - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 14:43:02 Rick James and Winger don't care * - Pooter March 22, 2020, 14:25:47 [Ringo] Too old* - timmer March 22, 2020, 14:29:04 [Jerry Lee} Too old and not related {Lewis}* - illini222 March 22, 2020, 14:48:19 Ted Nugent - you can kill both of those birds with one stone* - ATL March 22, 2020, 15:01:44 [Ohio] (sorry biclops)* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 14:12:35 Global death rate 4.4%. U.S death rate 1.3% * - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 14:03:47 Global death rate probably under reported as well* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 14:40:30 Inaccurate, but you do you * - opey8 March 22, 2020, 14:05:17 Take it up with CNN* - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 14:10:57 Definitely inaccurate* - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 14:44:26 good news from a personal and professional perspective - bbonb March 22, 2020, 14:00:34 Now we've entered anti-Italian racism - ATL March 22, 2020, 13:37:07 LOL, what is racist about that comment? Re-read some of what you posted yesterday* - Victor's bananas March 22, 2020, 22:26:20 I bet he still orders pizza * - torinese March 22, 2020, 14:20:33 Is this from 1920? Didn't know Twitter existed then* - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 13:48:12 entered? I've been all over those ravioli-breaths for years* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 13:43:16 Angry Italian mayors, lol. - HamptonSki March 22, 2020, 13:33:05 Examples of the culture there that is making it worse * - torinese March 22, 2020, 14:28:25 Outstanding......."Where the #### are you all going?"* - MtHoodIllini March 22, 2020, 13:53:41 Update on Spain - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 13:21:30 So they have about the same number of positives as us with way more deaths? - Taz March 22, 2020, 13:27:23 And 1/7 of our population.* - Chuck Woodaby March 22, 2020, 13:52:20 and they were dumb enough to let us snooker them in the Louisiana Purchase* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 13:57:49 Well, we had no chance in 8-Ball.* - ATL March 22, 2020, 14:07:29 Good call. Napoleon is easily the dumbest Spaniard of all time.* - Chuck Woodaby March 22, 2020, 14:02:49 you are really good at math and stuff* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 13:46:40 Some might say I have a gift for it* - Taz March 22, 2020, 14:05:31 FS1 airing NASCAR drivers simracing* - ECEIllinois March 22, 2020, 13:18:52 Underrated quarantine benefit - having time to watch full races. - Desert March 22, 2020, 15:19:21 Merkel in quarantine - timmer March 22, 2020, 13:18:04 she was just out grocery shopping a few days ago wasn't she?* - ECEIllinois March 22, 2020, 13:19:15 hope she stocked up*- - bbonb March 22, 2020, 14:13:32 Apparently Wolf Blitzer turned 21yo today - timmer March 22, 2020, 13:17:08 March 22 Sanity Check - Something More than Free by Jason Isbell - ATL March 22, 2020, 13:10:53 I want to apologize for my language earlier - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 12:55:17 get on your knees and suck jb's cock* - Wes March 22, 2020, 18:34:47 Never don’t not stop posting, dan* - gvibes March 22, 2020, 16:34:58 Stick around!!!! - FidelGoodell March 22, 2020, 15:01:35 I say stick around, brother....just stay clear of the alters. - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 13:49:32 Stick around Dan. Just try to ignore the few trolls on here, if you can. * - IlliniRunner March 22, 2020, 13:19:18 it’s almost as if they’re alters who exist solely for the purpose of stirring shit up* - IlliniOllie March 22, 2020, 13:17:14 I just like the fact that they suddenly have a high deal of concern for the LGBTQ community* - ATL March 22, 2020, 13:18:10 I believe that would be best* - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 13:10:48 Stick around, man. Now isn’t the time to unplug. * - doubledown March 22, 2020, 13:04:02 Take care of yourself...but don't isolate yourself* - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 13:00:13 Imo you shouldn't take a break. - Dilbert March 22, 2020, 12:58:06 [Placido Domingo]* - SurfTheBoneyard March 22, 2020, 12:46:17 Is Placido Flamingo ok?* - IlliniOllie March 22, 2020, 12:48:04 Sen Paul positive* - John Coctostan March 22, 2020, 12:44:11 True or false - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 16:11:38 Wonder if his dad still thinks Corona is a hoax?* - Mrap24 March 22, 2020, 14:36:15 ...why has the senate gym been open this whole time?* - assassin March 22, 2020, 14:26:35 And he was in close contact with dozens of senators the last three days. Wonderful* - John Coctostan March 22, 2020, 13:48:48 Ahem - CanHartlebHireSnider March 22, 2020, 14:07:24 notice me sen paul!* - Sammich March 22, 2020, 13:48:30 I read this as Sean Paul* - HamptonSki March 22, 2020, 13:33:46 no symptoms and no known interaction with anyone who has it - only tested b/c he's a senator* - Orangeillini March 22, 2020, 13:07:52 Seems that’s the right thing to do - have all major decision makers/politicians be tested - RD March 22, 2020, 13:45:57 I wonder if we can conclude that all other senators are not positive * - meanjeans March 22, 2020, 14:00:05 Would depend on whether everyone took the test on the same day - maybe there’s some lag - RD March 22, 2020, 14:06:22 Yup. Should be a considered a continuity of operations/continuity of government necessity.* - LeatherneckIllini March 22, 2020, 13:53:06 It’s why Trump should’ve led with wanting to get tested instead of not - RD March 22, 2020, 13:57:39 Looks like you catch it from having the shit beaten out of you by your neighbor* - Herman Blume March 22, 2020, 12:46:50 Seems like they're gonna have to figure out a way to vote from home - CanHartlebHireSnider March 22, 2020, 12:46:37 Yeah so he can hold up relief to make some dumb point.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 22, 2020, 12:50:28 My comment was hardly specific to Rand Paul* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 22, 2020, 12:53:09 Merkel bans meetings of >2 people. Families excluded - timmer March 22, 2020, 12:14:06 JB isn't having it. - ijustkrushalot March 22, 2020, 12:03:35 I’m not sure how this behavior doesn’t lead to President Biden. * - MC March 22, 2020, 13:33:50 I’d rather have cuomo, Biden scares me more than trump* - gig March 22, 2020, 13:35:04 I truly cannot understand this line of thinking - Corky St Claire March 22, 2020, 13:55:30 Yes unless you are totally partisan* - gig March 22, 2020, 14:01:47 Lol * - torinese March 22, 2020, 14:26:58 How does Biden scare you more? - MC March 22, 2020, 13:37:29 IMO he’s seems this close to losing his mind, hope he picks a good VP* - gig March 22, 2020, 13:38:35 Well, it's Klobachaur, the Senator from CA... anyone else? * - osklister March 22, 2020, 13:43:32 I’m sorry but he and debalsio hate trump with the fire of a thousand suns - gig March 22, 2020, 13:07:59 Just on Twitter? Have you watched a single press conference? - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 13:58:24 Yeah, JB jumping on Twitter to respond... what does that do? - osklister March 22, 2020, 13:45:55 He can’t just ignore trump. It’s critically important JB gets help from the federal gov* - John Coctostan March 22, 2020, 13:59:29 What, no fat jokes?!? - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 13:52:08 Kim Foxx says thanks! Crime is down!* - Detlef March 22, 2020, 16:47:08 Nice work, gig. Responses from your newest, bestest buds * - Pooter March 22, 2020, 13:37:53 Right, RDs only response In this whole thread is to me* - gig March 22, 2020, 13:39:17 I just started reading and started at the top — is this another claim that I only respond - RD March 22, 2020, 13:42:53 What of Trump shows you he wants to accept any sort of objective criticism or - RD March 22, 2020, 13:33:20 *fgs** - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 13:44:02 I’m sorry, but this false comparison is BS - John Coctostan March 22, 2020, 13:29:37 I’m shocked, shocked you responded * - gig March 22, 2020, 13:30:32 How can this be your playbook - to pretend everything is partisan. - RD March 22, 2020, 13:37:11 I don’t engage with name callers, it’s childish * - gig March 22, 2020, 13:39:48 I don’t feel bad for challenging you on your Fox News takes - RD March 22, 2020, 14:04:04 I feel like I may have laughed a little too much at this particular exchange... - Smitto March 22, 2020, 12:33:19 Neither is Da Mayor - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 12:25:11 Like how either of them shut shit down before St Patrick's day? - Pooter March 22, 2020, 12:34:48 The parade?* - Corky St Claire March 22, 2020, 12:41:55 No $$ in a parade. BFD * - Pooter March 22, 2020, 12:43:50 That's bullshit. - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 13:46:37 yeah, but think of all the poor extroverts who would have been stuck at home* - IlliniOllie March 22, 2020, 12:54:58 If not Biden - JB is running in 2024* - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 12:23:20 I'm having this really weird feeling.... - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 12:20:59 That's fine, but I really hope JB doesn't get into a back and forth with trump - Taz March 22, 2020, 12:06:47 People need to push back on the constant stream of lies as often as possible. * - assassin March 22, 2020, 12:17:39 100% this* - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 13:47:29 I know. And I said I agreed with his post. Just don't want a back and forth snipe fest* - Taz March 22, 2020, 12:28:25 I do. Bullies and cowards don’t expect you to fight back. * - assassin March 22, 2020, 12:30:50 it does serve a purpose - snipes824 March 22, 2020, 12:10:15 I know but those who will listen to trump won't care what jb has to say - Taz March 22, 2020, 12:12:59 those reminders aren't for the sycophants - snipes824 March 22, 2020, 12:16:31 Finger pointing amidst crisis is the opposite of great leadership* - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 12:07:56 Finally turning on Trump, huh? - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 12:23:05 What exactly is your problem? - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 14:04:55 Well, I've been Tiki for over a decade and a half. - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 16:24:57 Couldn’t agree more with this. Trump needs to lead with action and not blaming others* - shua March 22, 2020, 12:16:29 I couldn’t believe Trump’s tweet, either* - ATL March 22, 2020, 12:09:34 What is the overall consensus on takeout food? - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:59:44 Yes, definitely cooked through food vs. sushi or something like that. - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 12:46:50 I got violently I'll after Taco Bell in February and have avoided carryout since. - DoucheLaloosh March 22, 2020, 12:21:21 we're ordering delivery at least weekly to support local business. One local restaurant - bbonb March 22, 2020, 12:06:34 just checked out the Quad Cam; zero pedestrians, and it's snowing?!!! - bbonb March 22, 2020, 11:55:55 Yep, snow and cold. Verily it is some bullshit.* - Jackie March 22, 2020, 12:08:50 Major Update: Giordanos in Orlando has been deemed ‘essential’ - timmer March 22, 2020, 11:53:14 Restaurants and grocery stores are considered essential infrastructure by DHS - ATL March 22, 2020, 12:03:15 Riffing a sec, I think the Fed admin as a whole has re-positioned itself as a bridge - lp March 22, 2020, 11:16:47 Is it too late for Cuomo to be nominated? Head and shoulders above everyone else in charge. * - Tuscy March 22, 2020, 10:50:31 Joe Biden being MIA is very reassuring.* - Toonces March 22, 2020, 11:08:42 I actually appreciate it. He'll get to say his piece about how he might disagree - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:21:03 what should he be doing?* - ATL March 22, 2020, 11:16:38 Proof of life would be a good start. Making it too easy for trump to point out his disappearance - Toonces March 22, 2020, 11:28:56 He's not an elected official and has no power. There's literally nothing he can do. - ATL March 22, 2020, 11:38:52 He really needs to stay away, I mean he’s at an age this thing can kill him* - gig March 22, 2020, 13:17:29 i disagree - bbonb March 22, 2020, 12:03:37 Yep, he’s at a distinct disadvantage as the other guy has the job. Have to be bold.* - Toonces March 22, 2020, 12:42:49 he's doesnt hold an office of any type right now. him speaking solely to be visible - Mrap24 March 22, 2020, 11:37:56 Trump is going to attack him over everything, aggressively. Who knows what will stick but I would l - Toonces March 22, 2020, 11:54:52 That number was in one poll and there’s no consistent trend line showing his approval going up - CanHartlebHireSnider March 22, 2020, 12:11:21 That may be true but for all trumps blundering I expect him to politic it well, no matter what - Toonces March 22, 2020, 12:31:47 yup* - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:39:39 And he's (or his people) been active on social Media* - Taz March 22, 2020, 11:39:39 He does like to pontificate* - lp March 22, 2020, 10:56:45 There are a lot of people out there who could use a good pontificating! * - Tuscy March 22, 2020, 10:58:00 I dig his style but I listened in on his fireside chat for about 45 min and it was all finger-wags* - lp March 22, 2020, 11:20:18 Don't disagree, but he has a large audience that needs it. I thought he.... - Tuscy March 22, 2020, 11:38:02 so far New York, Cali, and to my and everyone's surprise, Illinois have shown best leadership - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 10:51:42 lol* - gig March 22, 2020, 13:12:54 New York? They did nothing to prepare.* - DoucheLaloosh March 22, 2020, 12:22:55 chortle* - Tooldresser March 22, 2020, 11:35:21 Illinois has been a joke - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:02:18 Good points* - DoucheLaloosh March 22, 2020, 12:23:46 I feel the opposite. I feel like the press conferences are well run, informative, confident - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:18:19 *with the exception of the over-dramatization of the doctor the other day** - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:23:15 Well if you’ve seen it on Facebook...* - Corky St Claire March 22, 2020, 11:15:29 okay ALT RIGHT man. Keep writing for OANN. Just please wear knee pads - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:13:38 You're right. Many businesses won't survive. But the owners will, and they won't have killed all - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 11:13:12 I think it makes sense in the hot spots to shut down - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:23:43 So you don't understand that the social distancing is a way to KEEP it from getting there? - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 11:26:31 I get that. But there comes a time when we have to ask ourselves - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:37:17 I understand the struggle to strike a balance, but: - Taz March 22, 2020, 11:55:20 It's almost as if spending February pretending this would go away in early March was stupid - Franklin March 22, 2020, 11:55:08 You may be right, but leaving 'loopholes' offers the opportunity to have the whole thing - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:25:57 This x 1000* - Lord Maximus March 22, 2020, 11:08:01 Why are you here? Really, why? Do you feel like you're doing the Lord's work proselytizing to - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 11:16:30 how has it been a joke? Are your knees and lips that freaking chapped from sucking Oompa Loompa? * - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:11:49 Dan. It’s really not a good look when you do this* - CWR10 March 22, 2020, 11:17:37 I'm sorry, but these two dipshits do nothing but spread falsehoods on here and it pisses me off - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:19:45 provide evidence that they are wrong and leave it at that* - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:21:42 it does nothing to these two. They'll continue to do the same crap over and over* - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:23:33 Am I in a Twilight Zone episode? What are you possibly talking about?* - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 14:01:15 Then you should have your answer* - Taz March 22, 2020, 11:58:30 Really wish there was moderation of homophobic attacks like this* - memester March 22, 2020, 11:14:12 Oh shut the hell up. A lot worse has been said here. It isn't homophobic - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:17:16 Get help* - memester March 22, 2020, 11:19:06 eat shit* - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:20:07 yea, the name calling and shit is pretty childish. it's fine to disagree with politics - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:15:44 It's the only damn thing these morons understand. Just look at the ####ing clown they follow* - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:17:50 simmer down dude. be better. disagree with Trump and his followers, but - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:19:27 I do for the most part but these two ####s don't seem to understand anything - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:21:07 and all you're doing is feedin their desire to set you off* - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:22:20 What are you talking about? - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:26:09 it was a general observation* - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:27:42 Observations tend to be based on things that have actually happened* - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:31:45 And if you've been around here long enough, you realize that folks - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:33:59 I don't care if he's the village idiot or not, he said something stupid and I replied - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:41:41 Fair. I have no problem with arguing with his points. * - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:42:55 so what. I've become a damn clown here anyway. Might as well give people what they want - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:24:40 for myself, and probably most here, it's the opposite. - Taz March 22, 2020, 12:04:18 take a deep breath brotha. this is hard on all of us. call a friend, talk to someone* - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:27:02 Please stop embarrassing yourself with such childishness* - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:13:06 okay ALT RIGHT man. Whatever you say. Go buy a hair dryer and keep thinking - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 11:15:14 Actually, I'd recommend they use blowtorches. Better heat transfer.* - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 11:23:44 And Ohio. I’m so pleasantly surprised by JB.* - LovetheChief March 22, 2020, 10:57:01 Is this the death knell of those nasty hand driers in public bathrooms? I knew - Dikta March 22, 2020, 10:46:32 I'll still take the drier over the reusable cloth machines* - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 11:03:54 I haven’t seen one of those in 20 years* - Dikta March 22, 2020, 12:59:51 No way. This Okeechobee, FL commissioner says turn them upside down - ATL March 22, 2020, 10:50:28 ughhh....white trash, redneck, imbecile voted into power. Oh, and this commissioner guy as well* - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 10:57:33 hopefully, as well as handshaking* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 10:49:49 and coughing* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 10:50:21 Stupid, white trash, redneck, Atl Right Florida imbeciles. - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 10:43:02 I hope there's some follow-up showing this moron getting crucified by.... everyone, everywhere. * - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 11:06:55 Neil Diamond FTW. - Illiniphil March 22, 2020, 10:31:15 That is GOLD! Immediately forwarded that to a few friends.* - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 10:42:11 We haven’t involved the DPA to push production of ppe * - ATL March 22, 2020, 9:37:57 MAGA Twitter does not like Fauci. Dr. Deep State* - KCWildcat March 22, 2020, 9:25:54 be very grateful that he and Francis Collins stayed on in this admin. They are a firewall* - memyselfandillini March 22, 2020, 10:55:36 A lot of MAGA Twitter is troll farms. * - doubledown March 22, 2020, 9:43:27 Twitter only houses lunatics on each side.* - DoucheLaloosh March 22, 2020, 9:39:18 science, intelligence, and honesty are antithetical to their worldview* - snipes824 March 22, 2020, 9:35:51 Is there anything more "cuck" than walking out of a press conference because you can't take it?* - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 9:34:49 those people are insane. trump can barely put together a coherent sentence * - biclops March 22, 2020, 9:32:37 I guess ESPN 2 has been rebranded the Ocho for today * - ATL March 22, 2020, 9:20:08 27,000 USA cases, 300+ deaths as testing is increased - redgrange77 March 22, 2020, 9:13:58 STOP TESTING!* - gig March 22, 2020, 9:56:42 not what I am saying, I don't get those that subscribe to "stop testing" philosophy - redgrange77 March 22, 2020, 10:12:15 lol - gig March 22, 2020, 13:16:31 Because the tests are obviously infecting human people!!! - bbonb March 22, 2020, 10:42:34 Baseball is starting up again soon in Japan and Korea. Way to go, Don. * - illini March 22, 2020, 9:01:42 So you’re against “flattening the curve?”* - memester March 22, 2020, 9:21:25 We had the opportunity to do so in February like they did. Unfortunately we lacked the - ATL March 22, 2020, 9:40:18 We had an opportunity to prolong the duration of the virus spread even earlier?* - memester March 22, 2020, 10:44:11 No, we had an opportunity to begin producing and administering tests, encouraging social distancing - ATL March 22, 2020, 11:18:34 With the goal of all of that being what exactly?* - memester March 22, 2020, 11:22:16 If the National Guard were deployed to round up everyone involved with Kars for Kids - SurfTheBoneyard March 22, 2020, 7:56:23 kool with that * - biclops March 22, 2020, 8:58:28 So is NYC doing a lot more testing than every other state or are they just screwed? - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 5:35:06 both* - snipes824 March 22, 2020, 9:23:10 I think the answer is probably yes* - Carl Spackler March 22, 2020, 7:40:58 Thanks Steve - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 4:49:46 That’s warmed my heart* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 8:59:48 No new cases in China: Day 4* - Stu March 22, 2020, 3:47:25 not testing works!* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 10:44:07 Where are you getting this data because according to world o meter they still have new cases - LPAD March 22, 2020, 9:01:55 Seems impossible for that to actually be the case* - OB25 March 22, 2020, 7:56:52 Unless they are misrepresenting the truth* - Rynounc99 March 22, 2020, 7:40:08 as if China would do such a thing* - IlliniOllie March 22, 2020, 9:39:33 Have they un welded the doors in Wuhan yet?* - HamptonSki March 22, 2020, 6:42:50 Move in day! - timmer March 23, 2020, 1:48:12 Blazin fast - timmer March 23, 2020, 3:15:06 A little over 1 year ago - bbonb March 22, 2020, 18:15:34 Only difference is we have a Wotcher now. - Stu March 22, 2020, 20:45:47 Mrs Wotcher. Who else?? :-) - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 20:50:40 Just watched Uncut Gems. Sandler was fantastic. - LovetheChief March 20, 2020, 23:06:55 Today’s showings: - bjl63 March 22, 2020, 19:38:56 Watched Inception today, which I really enjoyed. - DT March 22, 2020, 20:25:09 I enjoyed it. I can see how someone who knows someone with a gambling problem wouldn't, though - jayd March 22, 2020, 19:35:25 The great Adele Dazeem* - Vandy March 22, 2020, 20:03:21 His performance was great but it was not an enjoyable movie* - CWR10 March 21, 2020, 8:02:33 That seems to be the consensus - DT March 21, 2020, 8:34:03 Great movie. I didn't enjoy it.* - Phytynlini March 21, 2020, 15:06:02 My old regular was the guy who trained Sandler how to be a jeweler - JacobRDaugherty March 22, 2020, 20:19:49 This. Exactly. * - LovetheChief March 21, 2020, 15:13:01 Oh sweet. On me list!*= - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 23:08:33 Arrrrrrrrrrrg, on my list too* - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:35:30 If you’re expecting Happy Gilmore, prepare to be extremely disappointed* - timmer March 20, 2020, 23:35:24 PSA: 1982 Georgetown-North Carolina final starting on CBS - AintHatin March 21, 2020, 11:12:20 Sooo much talent in this 2008 final. Also lol at Memphis FTs * - MC March 22, 2020, 12:39:44 Derrick Rose defense on the last KU possession in regulation was horror awful * - jumpingdan March 22, 2020, 14:04:32 Self had been running that play all the way back to Illinois - TheGandyMan45 March 22, 2020, 14:06:42 We were never going to get him, but Sherron Collins is the one recruit... - OB25 March 22, 2020, 12:46:11 I’m still pissed they interrupted this for the press conference. I want to know who won* - PapaDels March 22, 2020, 12:13:51 Kind of blows my mind that CBS runs these as full two hour games - TheGandyMan45 March 21, 2020, 17:49:59 Yeah wake me when they show the Houston vs Louisville national semi* - Walkon March 21, 2020, 18:21:33 No kidding * - Pooter March 21, 2020, 18:23:13 Those Were The Days!* - Detlef March 21, 2020, 18:22:34 They "skipped ahead" a bunch during the Duke/UK game. * - jdl March 21, 2020, 17:51:58 The soon to be released Bulls series is going to be much appreciated in this time* - Dikta March 21, 2020, 17:01:21 My takeaway after re-watching ‘92 Duke/UK is that these teams would get pounded today* - GMAW March 21, 2020, 16:59:02 Game has changed a lot, no?* - Chicago1995 March 21, 2020, 17:53:03 000 - Pooter March 21, 2020, 18:22:53 No team has ever been as good as 1976 IU!!!!1111!!!* - GMAW March 22, 2020, 12:11:50 Actually the 1975 team was better! LOL!* - HectorVillanueva19 March 22, 2020, 20:21:45 Hector gets it! * - Pooter March 22, 2020, 20:23:46 No team has ever been as good as IU!!!!1111!!!* - osklister March 22, 2020, 12:13:24 Thanks osky!! Hope GMAW doesn't have a fever * - Pooter March 22, 2020, 12:47:41 He does have a fever, and the only cure is.... MORE COWBELL! - osklister March 22, 2020, 13:52:06 ^5 * - Pooter March 22, 2020, 14:27:02 Watched a bit of that, and now the 83 game. It’s really shocking to see how poor - John Coctostan March 21, 2020, 14:20:56 Also, college era Akeem was on a different planet from everyone else. * - VIV March 21, 2020, 16:43:35 So weird to watch a game with no 3 point line * - PapaDels March 21, 2020, 11:30:25 Old hockey games with no ads on the boards. :-) - osklister March 21, 2020, 11:34:27 White guy on end of Georgetown bench from Wheaton-Warrenville. Kurt Kaull* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 11:30:09 So much lankiness * - jdl March 21, 2020, 11:27:14 Timmer ruse update - timmer March 21, 2020, 6:44:56 So many better beers than Bitburger, isn't that the brand that McDonalds has?* - Savoy March 21, 2020, 17:42:31 Like augustiner* - gig March 21, 2020, 18:27:32 Yep, Augustiner is the best beer in the world, IMO.* - HectorVillanueva19 March 22, 2020, 20:18:22 It’s the only German beer he could find at the Tampa Total Wine* - shua March 21, 2020, 18:24:44 I remember buying it once in the 90s because they were on the sidepods of Michael Schumacher's car* - ECEIllinois March 21, 2020, 18:10:43 That was the free beer on my river cruise. - assassin March 21, 2020, 17:59:14 Nm* - ECEIllinois March 21, 2020, 14:37:42 how is your son, the one will a fever?* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 14:34:16 Fever gone. Still not 100%. They all took COVID tests two or three nights ago - timmer March 21, 2020, 14:36:43 T&P with you and the fam, bud* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 14:44:35 Got my Marriott Bonvoy update: 88 nights so far this year - timmer March 21, 2020, 14:28:12 You picked the right pandemic to go to Germany.* - DT March 21, 2020, 13:06:02 Nice. Haven’t had much time to be on here lately, did you end up taking that top floor industrial - voiceofreason March 21, 2020, 12:10:55 No. This home is just a 15min walk to one of the US bases - timmer March 21, 2020, 14:13:40 Ah gotcha. Lots of luck with it.* - voiceofreason March 22, 2020, 20:13:30 But had we taken that industrial/commercial apartment..... - timmer March 21, 2020, 14:16:08 Total ruse - gig March 21, 2020, 12:05:53 I heard that it’s not that great tasting of a beer - timmer March 21, 2020, 14:17:42 Hope you aren't teaching the Germans English.* - Stu March 21, 2020, 14:29:23 I told a hotel worker that she was what we call in the US as, ‘laid off’ - timmer March 21, 2020, 14:35:15 He can repurpose that into hand sanitizer. - osklister March 21, 2020, 12:27:44 You're thinking of ltimmerincognito. * - Tuscy March 21, 2020, 12:09:16 And now a moment of zen with Kate Beckinsale - Tooldresser March 22, 2020, 11:36:17 Kept the camera person quite a good distance away.* - DoucheLaloosh March 22, 2020, 19:30:48 So hott* - harb March 22, 2020, 14:52:09 ooo (nsfw) - PapaDels March 22, 2020, 12:19:25 good lord* - gig March 22, 2020, 14:56:24 SF sighting* - suburbanmyth March 22, 2020, 12:26:35 Good Lord.* - SixthandGreen March 22, 2020, 12:02:56 Thanks for that.* - Toonces March 22, 2020, 11:58:37 I did buy a bike - Tortillini March 22, 2020, 15:31:49 Dots - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 17:12:50 What kind?* - HeatMizer March 22, 2020, 16:19:47 Trek - Tortillini March 22, 2020, 16:32:10 Nice, I’ve got a Specialized mountain bike I need to dust off* - HeatMizer March 22, 2020, 16:40:30 You've got a bike? - ATL March 22, 2020, 16:14:22 You want to ride your bicycle? - JeffFrank March 22, 2020, 16:10:22 Does it look like this...? - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 16:06:10 No but I'm going to paint some flames on it. - Tortillini March 22, 2020, 16:08:49 don't forget - bbonb March 22, 2020, 18:07:33 ooo? - lcubed March 22, 2020, 15:34:25 Re: ooo? - HeatMizer March 22, 2020, 15:54:05 [Gamestop] - bbonb March 22, 2020, 14:30:59 [Blockbuster Video]* - Herman Blume March 22, 2020, 17:06:10 The Last Blockbuster is a good follow on Twitter - bbonb March 22, 2020, 18:03:41 Longsnapper and Wotcher - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 10:21:13 Sitting in a tree?* - gig March 22, 2020, 13:19:22 Re: Longsnapper and Wotcher - 1 NEW March 22, 2020, 10:44:49 Ha ha. We had a parking lot party yesterday. 3 dogs running around for 3 hours... - longsnapper March 22, 2020, 10:35:04 That's a neat vest. Like a long haul truck driver lighting up his rig!* - Wotcher March 22, 2020, 10:32:55 How close is the nearest known CONVID19 case to you? - Stu March 22, 2020, 3:52:52 [poll] It’s all around me, but 2 degrees of separation is closest - meanjeans March 22, 2020, 13:11:22 Evanston and Skokie have two of the highest number of cases in IL outsode of Chicago * - torinese March 22, 2020, 12:09:25 Two reasons for that: 1) they both have public health departments 2) they both Northshore Hospitals - torinese March 22, 2020, 12:11:42 2.3 miles at the furthest probably. * - assassin March 22, 2020, 11:50:19 probably in Springfield. So far zero cases in Logan County - DanSaint March 22, 2020, 10:48:48 Maybe 5 feet? - Kimmerz March 22, 2020, 10:45:42 Whoa, good luck kimmerz* - reggiedunlop March 22, 2020, 12:03:15 Oh no! * - aimlessillini March 22, 2020, 11:41:48 no idea, but i'd be shocked if it's more than half a mile* - snipes824 March 22, 2020, 9:43:12 Indiana testing picking up. 75 new cases from 126 (I think). But tests went from 833 to 1494. - tvillini March 22, 2020, 9:35:59 Michigan went from one of the last to have confirmed cases to now like 5th in the country* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 10:15:59 6th, looks like Louisiana is getting hit hard now* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 10:19:26 Most likely within a block if we are being serious * - HamptonSki March 22, 2020, 9:32:48 5 blocks* - ArtVandelay March 22, 2020, 9:31:03 At our local hospital where my husband works :(* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 9:04:58 no idea. 69 (nice) cases in my county. 3 in the county to the west, 13 to the south* - biclops March 22, 2020, 9:01:38 my buddy who lives 10 min away has it* - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 8:56:49 if you cut your speed in half, it’ll be 20 min away* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 11:08:13 do you remember the formula to prove that - off the top of your head? Physics fun!!* - OWWDig March 22, 2020, 11:24:00 there's a reason I went to law school rather than physics school* - bbonb March 22, 2020, 11:48:21 Sounds like another pole* - Stu March 22, 2020, 9:00:59 No clue* - PapaDels March 22, 2020, 8:41:57 Doesn't your state have a map that shows where confirmed cases are?* - Stu March 22, 2020, 8:53:57 I imagine so. I haven’t looked and don’t plan to. We are complying with shelter in place - PapaDels March 22, 2020, 9:31:01 Ours only shows by county* - LPAD March 22, 2020, 9:07:24 Probably the person standing next to me in line at Whole Foods in Brooklyn* - CWR10 March 22, 2020, 8:29:53 There are 10 cases in Hamilton Co, and the hospitals are about 2 mi from here. - tvillini March 22, 2020, 7:31:38 0.01km - timmer March 22, 2020, 3:55:36 Eff Roundball Rock - 80s NBA on CBS theme is the gold standard - Walkon March 21, 2020, 19:39:02 GMAFB... - SixthandGreen March 22, 2020, 9:41:17 Was that the Jurassic Park music?* - Walkon March 22, 2020, 11:06:17 I believe so.* - SixthandGreen March 22, 2020, 12:03:47 Hell yeah it was - IlliniSax05 March 22, 2020, 12:30:25 Not even the best NBA on network music. NBC clowns it - meanjeans March 21, 2020, 19:51:11 NAY - Walkon March 21, 2020, 20:01:17 Hot take - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 11:03:47 MUSBERGER - Walkon March 21, 2020, 19:47:06 LOL....Greg Kite! - MtHoodIllini March 21, 2020, 21:53:52 Those were some great NBA times - BoCool March 21, 2020, 22:44:20 Audio from over 500 baseball games from 1934 to 1967 - KingTalkyTiki March 22, 2020, 11:19:42 That's awesome, most of the classic '68 series when my Tigers beat the Cards. * - larue33 March 22, 2020, 12:03:06 Just put a 2007 “Hail to the Chief” calendar in the recycling. - BoCool March 21, 2020, 17:21:40 Wore this yesterday - TarheelIllini March 22, 2020, 10:10:24 COVID-19 March 21 Thread - timmer March 21, 2020, 5:28:18 Still doubling roughly every two days, now third behind Italy and China* - Blazer March 21, 2020, 22:40:55 Focus on the death rate: - JeffFrank March 22, 2020, 3:29:16 Good point* - Blazer March 22, 2020, 3:50:36 What??? Now a third behind Italy? - Chuck Woodaby March 22, 2020, 0:13:12 As in third number of cases overall - Blazer March 22, 2020, 1:36:07 That is mainly because our testing is getting going* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 22:42:20 Nee to stop testing to slow it down* - gig March 22, 2020, 0:17:09 I wee for the future of this country* - timmer March 22, 2020, 2:13:22 probably all the cheap German beer* - opey8 March 22, 2020, 2:37:53 ee - timmer March 22, 2020, 3:19:54 Really. The Houseparty ap is a super fun way to stay connected. Download it.* - DiamondDazzle March 21, 2020, 22:12:09 We did Jackbox Partypack on Steam with some friends online. Worked great. - tvillini March 21, 2020, 22:52:42 Through the house party app? * - MC March 22, 2020, 0:01:48 Steam. We don’t use their voice stuff... we used Teams and FaceTime last night. - tvillini March 22, 2020, 7:27:37 hmm. I see it comes with a trivia game. has anyone tried it?* - biclops March 21, 2020, 22:42:33 Yep. I’ve done all the games!* - DiamondDazzle March 21, 2020, 22:55:16 Do Kid and or Play make appearances?* - assassin March 21, 2020, 22:34:03 Neck like Mike tyson! * - chorizo March 21, 2020, 23:24:26 Bilal?* - Drippy March 21, 2020, 22:37:36 Bilal?* - Drippy March 21, 2020, 22:37:36 Ok, everyone...we've all put in a long, industrious day. Let's just go to bed early, get a good - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 21:15:08 Fairly productive day all things considered - Dilbert March 21, 2020, 23:11:56 Got caught up on dishes and grilled - CubsWonWorldSeries March 22, 2020, 5:24:33 Me too. - Illiniphil March 21, 2020, 23:46:05 Start a garden* - lp March 21, 2020, 22:21:47 That's your answer for everything.* - Tortillini March 21, 2020, 23:25:32 Turn off the news and build a garden: - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 22:41:32 Meh. I had a nice virtual happy hour with quite a bit of family tonight. Could have - voiceofreason March 21, 2020, 21:59:59 I need these more than I think I do.* - DiamondDazzle March 21, 2020, 22:28:38 Agree, except we should party like it’s 1999* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 21:56:22 I’m partying like its 2525 - Stu March 22, 2020, 3:44:47 Got a lion in your pocket? * - Pooter March 21, 2020, 22:04:35 There were people running everywhere (trying to get into Walmart for TP) - osklister March 21, 2020, 22:11:48 I didn't get out of bed until 1p. A bit early to be going back.* - KingTalkyTiki March 21, 2020, 21:44:58 It's kinda crazy, I didn't pay attention to time; felt like a pioneer. Sunup, sundown.. - osklister March 21, 2020, 22:13:11 The weather has been great here lately so the past couple of days I've set up a chair on my lawn ... - MtHoodIllini March 21, 2020, 21:43:11 I just bought a guitar actually. I’ve learned about 6 chords...enjoying it so far.* - voiceofreason March 21, 2020, 22:01:38 #### that I'm buying a bike tomorrow* - Tortillini March 21, 2020, 21:19:46 inspired by the 2007 Tim Allen/John Travolta classic “Wild Hogs”?* - biclops March 21, 2020, 21:22:38 Why do you hate William H Macy and Martin Lawrence* - Corky St Claire March 21, 2020, 21:30:59 I’d rather not talk about it* - biclops March 21, 2020, 21:51:26 That movie was on my parents’ DVR for like seven years. * - illini March 21, 2020, 21:29:25 I'm going to go ahead and Frank it and say #### you Jesus Freaks - ATL March 21, 2020, 20:32:02 Don't hide your feelings, open up your heart and let that hate out* - Victor's bananas March 22, 2020, 6:45:47 He will guide us through a storm that he both caused and could stop... - KingTalkyTiki March 21, 2020, 21:54:49 Never have more prayers been made than now. Total fail. It doesn’t work* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 21:51:42 Religion is the #1 most destructive force in the world* - HamptonSki March 21, 2020, 20:38:57 At one time I might have agreed to some point but have came realize that religion - Tooldresser March 22, 2020, 8:00:46 Atheism killed a couple hundred million last century* - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 22:22:05 Amen.* - voiceofreason March 21, 2020, 22:02:41 If there was a way to rank higher than #1... organized religion would find a way.* - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 20:49:34 It absolutely is responsible for more death than any other man made thing in the history of the worl - ATL March 21, 2020, 20:41:53 Ideology absent a God hasn’t fared much better in the last century - ab75 March 21, 2020, 20:52:04 That doesn't fit with most liberals' world view* - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 22:23:47 I’m good with that. Let’s not attribute your being an asshole to a higher power - ATL March 21, 2020, 20:56:59 You spelled lawyers wrong* - Stu March 21, 2020, 20:38:20 We are God's children* - ATL March 21, 2020, 20:43:08 What was that Marlee Matlin movie??? "Children of a......." ??? * - osklister March 21, 2020, 22:15:17 Debatable* - Stu March 21, 2020, 20:44:41 You gave up too much ground in your first response* - ATL March 21, 2020, 20:45:39 What part in there possibly triggers you?* - TheGandyMan45 March 21, 2020, 20:35:57 The flowery way of saying "we've done so well" as a company "but you're just going to have to - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 20:46:48 Great song.....the "tighten the belts" part comes toward the end.............. - MtHoodIllini March 21, 2020, 21:06:31 What doesn't? - ATL March 21, 2020, 20:40:10 BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID! - ATL March 21, 2020, 19:47:14 Made it a week and half, finally breaking into the frozen pizza reserves. * - illini March 21, 2020, 19:44:48 in a few weeks it will be like we are all contestants on chopped - biclops March 21, 2020, 19:51:03 literal lol * - Throwsize March 21, 2020, 20:05:40 likewise* - MtHoodIllini March 21, 2020, 21:15:47 today was better on my lap through the store - Throwsize March 21, 2020, 20:07:46 It gets easier, though frozen veggies are still scarce. * - assassin March 21, 2020, 21:06:47 Sigh. - LPAD March 21, 2020, 20:04:54 cable/internet providers and online subscription services should give out - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 19:43:01 There are a lot of things that companies could be doing right now. - PDO March 21, 2020, 19:49:09 My company is pushing forward bonuses knowing that many peoples' spouses may have lost work - ATL March 21, 2020, 19:56:09 My company is giving cash to those that keep one of our OTC meds that is - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 22:17:39 Yeah. I hate everyone tonight* - Taz March 21, 2020, 19:42:22 The government should have unemployment insurance. - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 18:54:15 Airport closures underway - illini March 21, 2020, 18:49:37 Wasn't the order lifted 30 minutes later?* - IlliniRunner March 21, 2020, 18:52:31 Yeah, my bad. Didn't realize that was from earlier. * - illini March 21, 2020, 18:54:50 JFC, every state and counties within states coming out with a stay at home order that's SLIGHTLY - ATL March 21, 2020, 18:46:20 When you have a Governor *cough* Georgia *cough* that won’t decide anything... - shua March 21, 2020, 19:13:12 Yeah, Parsons is garbage too* - ATL March 21, 2020, 19:19:45 AYFKM: UK Telegraph - Italy admits it has overestimated deaths from ChineseVirus ... by 88%!!!! - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 18:35:42 Is your life so horrifically lonely & empty that you have to troll this tiny corner of the internet? - IlliniRunner March 21, 2020, 19:04:48 Yes. Leave it alone. * - assassin March 21, 2020, 20:19:11 Yes ... along with UK Telegraph and NIH, this post was a complete troll* - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 19:08:00 If I have lung cancer and I get pneumonia and die, did I die of cancer or pneumonia? * - illini March 21, 2020, 18:55:44 Pneumonia is listed as the cause of death for all sorts of underlying causes - Stu March 21, 2020, 19:02:40 Yep. It was very common for people with HIV too. Pneumonia would get em* - MtHoodIllini March 21, 2020, 21:14:58 I’m not dead yet* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 18:55:06 Great news!!!!!!!!* - Stu March 21, 2020, 18:50:47 Yes It Is* - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 18:56:52 Now drinking - ATL March 21, 2020, 18:10:03 Now listening to - ATL March 21, 2020, 20:44:21 Narrow Gauge King OJ Run - Kajagoogoo March 21, 2020, 19:48:32 Thought about drinking again today out of boredom* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 18:46:39 Me, every day. Quarantine or no* - Taz March 21, 2020, 18:53:43 Bud Select (while we paint)* - EffinIllini March 21, 2020, 18:45:15 Polished off a no name Cabernet with pizza. May open a merlot (nm) - Jack McMurdo March 21, 2020, 18:44:55 now on a Natty Light Naturdays* - IlliniOllie March 21, 2020, 18:34:46 Had a Perennial/Other Half Romanesco IPA - VIV March 21, 2020, 18:27:30 Looks tastey * - 1 NEW March 21, 2020, 18:30:14 On my second 16 oz local IPA * - 1 NEW March 21, 2020, 18:18:14 Some random Chardonnay.* - DT March 21, 2020, 18:17:28 Dots - LPAD March 21, 2020, 18:14:30 Are construction businesses considered essential? I have no idea if the basement - Taz March 21, 2020, 17:51:25 Did you call ABC? Good, then it's done. - osklister March 21, 2020, 22:18:32 Yes, we are staying open, and allowed to continue our projects.* - illfan23 March 21, 2020, 20:28:13 Good news! i have the Illinois order up - ATL March 21, 2020, 17:58:09 Thanks! * - Taz March 21, 2020, 19:16:46 Per the home builder I spoke to today, yes. - EffinIllini March 21, 2020, 17:55:42 Seems like a good time to try Sonic* - Stu March 21, 2020, 17:50:07 The hedgehog? - gig March 21, 2020, 18:28:16 Ran to the local paint store at 3:30... - EffinIllini March 21, 2020, 17:47:58 Kansas City is Stay At Home starting Tuesday for 30 days* - KCWildcat March 21, 2020, 17:32:45 "A big stimulus could lead to a slower recovery" by Arthur Laffer. lol* - gvibes March 21, 2020, 17:09:23 Good Lord, I had no idea Italy has banned running and outdoor bicycle riding - bbonb March 21, 2020, 16:54:56 The above the law founder guy (a 44 year old) is struggling. Intubated and on a ventilator * - gvibes March 21, 2020, 15:58:15 Oof..Get well soon.* - ATL March 21, 2020, 17:50:04 God bless David Lat.* - Detlef March 21, 2020, 17:02:33 can’t tell if serious* - suburbanmyth March 21, 2020, 17:38:01 Good guy. - Detlef March 21, 2020, 18:00:37 yeah sad* - ECEIllinois March 21, 2020, 16:59:38 Oh gosh...preconditions?* - Dikta March 21, 2020, 16:29:25 Only thing was exercise induced asthma* - gvibes March 21, 2020, 16:31:27 That kind of a big deal still* - gig March 21, 2020, 16:38:08 Yeah. A pretty common and somewhat minor pre-existing condition * - 1 NEW March 21, 2020, 16:43:36 Read his timeline: - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 16:16:43 ooo - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 16:12:09 Steven seagal??* - lcubed March 21, 2020, 16:09:09 Rob Halford? - Pooter March 21, 2020, 16:22:24 45 min test approved - ATL March 21, 2020, 15:56:05 It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.* - timmer March 21, 2020, 17:03:12 Friend of mine moved his dad into a nursing home in Tinley Park on Thursday. He just got the e-mail - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 15:55:13 hunters / gun people - bbonb March 21, 2020, 15:55:02 I think 2nd amendment politics are about to change substantially * - meanjeans March 21, 2020, 16:51:36 as in more restrictive on gun control, less restrictive? - bbonb March 21, 2020, 16:58:57 Let’s just say “buy gun online Los Angeles” is now part of my search history * - meanjeans March 21, 2020, 18:08:45 i just picked up a 12-gauge auto loader, a .45 long-slider with laser sighting, and an uzi 9-mm - bbonb March 21, 2020, 18:31:10 did you at least give the salesman something for his trouble?* - Sammich March 21, 2020, 18:51:18 It’s fine. Get buckshot, 4 shot or 6 shot for the shells. * - harb March 21, 2020, 15:56:45 any recs on a red dot, or all they all about the same? (thanks, btw)* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 15:58:27 2 confirmed UIUC employees* - lcubed March 21, 2020, 15:50:46 Informative twitter thread on the garbage French study - gvibes March 21, 2020, 15:36:53 Based on that thread it sounds like the issue was adding the antibiotic? - ATL March 21, 2020, 15:57:31 It basically says that the study isn’t informative because the cohort compositions were - gvibes March 21, 2020, 16:00:06 First i heard of it was some lawyer connected to Elon musk on Tucker Carlson say it was 100% effecti - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 15:53:15 Not just any lawyer - a bitcoin lawyer * - gvibes March 21, 2020, 15:55:04 better or worse than a two-bit lawyer?* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 16:25:05 Here's what the Airlines are willing to do for a bailout - ATL March 21, 2020, 15:25:42 How about we wipe out your shareholders and management and pay the 29 billion to the workers direct* - gvibes March 21, 2020, 15:55:55 Yeah I don’t understand. Failing business get taken over and recapitalized all the time - meanjeans March 21, 2020, 18:11:03 Agree* - John Coctostan March 21, 2020, 17:00:21 i don’t see anything in there about baggage fees* - biclops March 21, 2020, 15:54:23 morbid thought, but if this virus only wiped out people with underlying medical conditions - bbonb March 21, 2020, 15:23:13 More time for fun sexiness in the break rooms?* - ATL March 21, 2020, 15:29:36 Watching IL and then MO press conferences, it’s amazing to see competent government leaders talk - John Coctostan March 21, 2020, 15:18:55 I think NOLA is the next new pocket of COVID-19 - ATL March 21, 2020, 15:10:21 No. Nope. ... and HELLLLLL to the No - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 14:57:48 now we are in agreement. this is want trump has always wanted though, to be like his dictator buds* - cpsteine March 21, 2020, 15:44:07 OMFG this guy - ATL March 21, 2020, 14:40:55 bro they're about to fund like $1 trillion to workers and the recently laid off. - lp March 21, 2020, 14:54:59 I certainly hope so because the clock is ticking to rioting and looting - meanjeans March 21, 2020, 15:27:00 I’m guessing he doesn’t understand how a “job” works* - shua March 21, 2020, 14:54:30 That quote is dishonestly clipped - TheGandyMan45 March 21, 2020, 14:48:40 The first thing out of his mouth regarding a question about people laid off or imminently laid off - VIV March 21, 2020, 16:42:44 He does not understand empathy or compassion - Sounder March 21, 2020, 14:44:36 When money has solved all your problems ....* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:46:11 His world view was permanently set in 1984* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 14:49:52 so, we have limited access to Bunker Bonbon to two doors, the front and the back door - bbonb March 21, 2020, 14:39:58 all cracks are subject to penetration* - NastyBoyd March 21, 2020, 14:41:10 That’s what she said* - Jackie March 21, 2020, 15:05:44 Thanks, terp* - Taz March 21, 2020, 15:07:24 Just got email from CEO's of newegg.com, Verizon and GoFundMe on Covid-19 - jdl March 21, 2020, 14:35:08 Sanders raising money for charities instead of his campaign - ATL March 21, 2020, 14:24:46 Love this because it serves 2 purposes.... - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:27:05 I walked 3 miles today through Uptown. Hi DiamondDazzle!* - Detlef March 21, 2020, 13:40:10 Just to be the man who walks 3 miles?* - DT March 21, 2020, 13:43:18 I walked 4 earlier. I need to walk 8* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 13:48:50 Quite the Proclaimer.* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 13:59:08 LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:03:32 Such a haverer.* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 14:06:15 “Glory days...well they’ll pass you by glory days.....”* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:13:10 When you woke up today Dan, did you know you were gonna be this man?* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 14:15:36 “I had a friend a big baseball player...back in high school”* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:19:42 Just must be how you are when you're lonely.* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 14:22:34 You started talking to me bud. I’m not lonely or seeking out people to talk shit to.... - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:25:35 I suggest you go out... maybe get drunk.* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 14:26:51 We’re on a lockdown. Bars are closed bud* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:28:26 When you grow old, is this the man you want to have been?* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 14:30:39 This is my favorite subthread in a while - Sounder March 21, 2020, 14:38:15 I got the initial reference early. I kept referencing other old songs * - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:45:37 If you understood the joke - Sounder March 21, 2020, 14:48:22 He was totally in on the joke. Trust him.* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 14:59:36 Because of previous interactions with Chuck* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:51:30 You started talking to me. You still haven’t found what you’re looking for?.....no?* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:33:21 Damnit DT, you started this. I fall down at your door. Your turn.* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 14:34:33 I really don’t want the back & forth. Just relax. Ok?* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 14:36:45 DUH DUT DUH - assassin March 21, 2020, 16:06:32 My stupid niece, who is a nurse, is currently having a bday party for her 1-year old* - bjl63 March 21, 2020, 13:37:23 Why would anyone attend?? She can have the party... doesn't mean anyone has to be as obtuse and go* - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 13:46:59 There are people there. Not sure how many. - bjl63 March 21, 2020, 13:52:03 Didn’t see posted...lol @Pence admitting he’s getting tested while standing - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 13:35:50 Did you think he wasn’t ever going to be tested? I bet they all get tested regularly * - LPAD March 21, 2020, 13:46:38 Well, of course. Even DJT said he was getting tested again. But having them both in - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 13:49:54 Oh, like having them in two airplanes in case one crashes?* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 14:13:18 yep* - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 15:59:30 I’d think if anything Trump getting sick would improve the federal response.* - DT March 21, 2020, 14:11:28 I typically shop weekly. But, I told the family that this morning's trip was the last one - Taz March 21, 2020, 13:13:51 He honestly thinks “very few people have ever heard of...” things people generally know* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 13:13:23 That’s his tell that he just learned about that-* - ECEIllinois March 21, 2020, 13:33:24 I honestly think he learned a few weeks ago people die of the flu - Sounder March 21, 2020, 13:24:42 Let's just take a step back for a second and think about how bad a human being Fred Trump had to be* - ATL March 21, 2020, 14:08:51 [Paulo Dybala]* - KCWildcat March 21, 2020, 13:11:46 Who is the blonde? Damn* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 13:03:48 Trump? Sorry to get your hopes up, but it’s a dye job. * - VIV March 21, 2020, 13:30:51 I looked up OANN’s anchors. Oh my* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 13:42:34 so he’s still in the hotel business?* - biclops March 21, 2020, 13:00:51 I feel like she was trying to trap him into admitting he still runs his businesses* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 13:05:00 ooo - biclops March 21, 2020, 13:09:46 I wonder if these pull good ratings - Sammich March 21, 2020, 13:00:25 Captive audience you better believe the showman himself will take advantage* - lp March 21, 2020, 13:07:39 This ####ing asshole. * - assassin March 21, 2020, 12:57:22 Can we get the game back on* - Drippy March 21, 2020, 12:53:28 Why aren’t we sanitizing masks? He knows less than nothing* - John Coctostan March 21, 2020, 12:53:06 “We are at war with no ammo”* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:52:15 Lions led by donkeys is the phrase that springs to mind.* - DT March 21, 2020, 12:57:44 Here is one company that is shifting their manufacturing. - SGIllini1 March 21, 2020, 12:50:53 We've had two months to prepare* - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 12:52:49 Way longer then that. * - assassin March 21, 2020, 13:11:18 why don’t we sanitize the masks? Jesus this ####ing guy* - biclops March 21, 2020, 12:50:11 Is there anybody watching this who wouldn't prefer that Pence was in charge? - uofi1998 March 21, 2020, 12:47:54 Think about that statement for a while. - WhitmansFolly March 21, 2020, 12:52:25 I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS - and cynically, I think if Trump were impeached Pence would - ATL March 21, 2020, 12:52:04 thanks, US senate * - biclops March 21, 2020, 12:51:33 Is there anybody watching this who wouldn't prefer that Daffy Duck was in charge? - Stu March 21, 2020, 12:51:11 He’s an actual adult who has held a high political office - VIV March 21, 2020, 12:50:06 Why does Pence constantly stick his head up Trump’s ass?* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:47:30 he's a spineless pussy* - Mrap24 March 21, 2020, 13:09:14 Easier to ignore reality up there* - Stu March 21, 2020, 12:49:20 Job security* - bjl63 March 21, 2020, 12:49:11 it’s literally his job* - biclops March 21, 2020, 12:49:02 he's the one member of the inner circle that Trump can't unilaterally fire - Sammich March 21, 2020, 13:01:46 He doesn't have to pick pence as his running mate again * - Taz March 21, 2020, 13:04:38 ooo - Sammich March 21, 2020, 13:09:53 Exactly. The president wants lap dogs. * - VIV March 21, 2020, 12:50:46 I love watching Trump struggle to answer a reporters well phrased and comprehensive policy question - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:42:57 “what should people who have lost their jobs do?”, “keep receiving their paycheck” - VIV March 21, 2020, 12:42:14 Carson sounds like his own voice is trying to put him to sleep* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:39:15 Or that it did* - Stu March 21, 2020, 12:41:36 Italian priest update for Chuck - Stu March 21, 2020, 12:34:34 Yep. You called it. Not ideal* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 12:41:43 btw the death count there is not current; I get it every morning on catholic radio - Stu March 21, 2020, 12:43:20 Still no Stephanie Grisham* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 12:34:15 Agree with bonbon, they should stop testing and the covid cases would drop* - gig March 21, 2020, 12:27:22 If the covid tests were buried in a forest, would anyone die?* - Stu March 21, 2020, 12:29:40 yes! do the math, people* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 12:28:50 so, if distilleries can repurpose their equipment to make hand sanitizer, it make me ask - bbonb March 21, 2020, 12:19:58 Yeah I don’t get it. I don’t think it’s that hard to make* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 13:48:34 You don't understand how manufacturing works. It's not a bunch of people - longsnapper March 21, 2020, 16:38:22 ty For the education. I totally thought people were sitting around waiting to work* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 17:06:52 "Yeah I don’t get it. I don’t think it’s that hard to make" - longsnapper March 21, 2020, 20:08:09 They are making whiskey* - Stu March 21, 2020, 12:24:24 lol, God Bless them for their service* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 12:27:44 Pence: I know your lives are in financial ruins - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:19:12 Are any of you wearing masks when going out for groceries? - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 12:13:35 No, I don’t have any* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 17:35:22 My favorite was the dude in Aldi who had wadded up paper towels and used a rubber band - PapaDels March 21, 2020, 12:52:57 me irl - biclops March 21, 2020, 12:48:34 Masks don’t help* - bjl63 March 21, 2020, 12:48:16 This* - PapaDels March 21, 2020, 12:51:16 I dont believe it. I think they dont have enough masks and dont want people to panic* - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 12:49:35 Dude at the post office was wearing a full respirator yesterday. Trying to ship packages - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 12:26:53 Cannot find any masks available, and no longer any availability for grocery delivery. * - Tuscy March 21, 2020, 12:22:54 No but saw several with masks on today* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 12:18:30 Who is still leaving the house?! * - doubledown March 21, 2020, 12:15:32 I’ve ordered for carry out a few items to help local places. * - illini March 21, 2020, 12:57:51 Haven’t since Tue. Mon will divvy bike to office to drop off loan package then Jewel* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 12:28:09 What are you cooking today?* - 1 NEW March 21, 2020, 12:28:42 Just had the last of my pastrami. Tonight ramen on steroids* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 12:57:52 I go to the grocery store daily* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 12:24:45 You are also part of the problem* - gig March 21, 2020, 12:25:47 I am not* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 12:30:22 You truly are * - gig March 21, 2020, 13:27:58 We’re still doing a weekly grocery run. But that’s it * - 1 NEW March 21, 2020, 12:16:18 I go to the grocery store almost daily - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:21:48 Buy some corned beef and make pastrami* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 12:28:45 Wow. And I thought weekly was bordering on a little risky right now. * - 1 NEW March 21, 2020, 12:22:34 Sounder is part of the problem - gig March 21, 2020, 12:24:41 We finally bought a large supply yesterday - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:23:41 I did. Currently at work* - ilinni11 March 21, 2020, 12:16:08 We have not. My wife saw one masked person yesterday shopping. - 1 NEW March 21, 2020, 12:15:22 I saw one person as well and she kind of freaked me out. - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 12:52:01 Costco was like a scene from 12 monkeys* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:16:17 He is just giving a recap. Doubt there is anything new today* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 12:03:29 Just talking up Wal Mart's sales numbers - ATL March 21, 2020, 12:09:14 Ridiculous. Wal-Matt should be giving a lot of $$$ during all this* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 12:19:08 My guess is that they are, but he doesn't give a shit about that. He doesn't understand - ATL March 21, 2020, 12:23:25 Carson is there, they will have something new* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:04:15 Is there a more intelligent buffoon alive than him?* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 12:07:35 White House presser to start soon - gig March 21, 2020, 11:30:54 Ben Carson appearance!* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 12:03:03 Sadly these have become a highlight of my days* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 11:39:14 Everyday feels like a Tuesday * - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 11:46:29 Story from a respiratory doctor at a hospital in New Orleans. - Carl Spackler March 21, 2020, 11:09:19 The idea that someone in medicine ever thought this was just the flu is ridiculous to me. - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 12:54:28 I really wish there were some clear and trusted data breakdowns on - 1 NEW March 21, 2020, 11:52:44 Nit - RTs are not MDs* - ilinni11 March 21, 2020, 11:43:35 do they take care of the MD's nuts when the doc gets sick?* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 12:03:25 Checks lock on front door just in case. * - doubledown March 21, 2020, 11:28:13 NYC and LA are telling people not to be tested unless very ill. Don’t have enough supplies - John Coctostan March 21, 2020, 10:51:23 it's my understanding that given there's currently no cure - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 11:06:05 when do people stop distancing if they don't know they've had it? is there a test after the fact to - Orangeillini March 21, 2020, 11:39:17 Yes. You can test for antibodies, but I’m not sure how accessible that test is at this point* - GMAW March 21, 2020, 11:40:25 No...if you are positive, you self isolate and get emergency care if needed and tell the meds - ATL March 21, 2020, 11:10:52 how is that different than what I said? - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 11:14:00 Yeah i agree with that. But i also think testing, away from the hospital such as drive through, - John Coctostan March 21, 2020, 11:10:05 right, but everyone should already be quarantining - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 11:12:22 Yes, now. We screwed up way earlier. But we could still smartly reduce blanket - John Coctostan March 21, 2020, 11:20:53 yes i'm only talking about right now - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 11:25:21 Infect 5 people and take out some healthcare workers to find out you need to stay home. Smart* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 11:07:11 exactly* - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 11:08:06 is this the big google Coronavirus website? - biclops March 21, 2020, 10:24:54 Don't think so. That was Verily, a subsidiary of Alphabet, IIRC.* - ATL March 21, 2020, 10:40:35 oh, here it is - biclops March 21, 2020, 10:52:36 There's a reason why Gmail is still in beta* - ATL March 21, 2020, 11:01:46 The ‘Do The Five’ reminded me of FBW and his pregame talk in 2005 - timmer March 21, 2020, 10:27:09 FBW = Freaking Boy Wonder. - Tuscy March 21, 2020, 10:32:41 Why would an NIU fan know anything about B1G basketball? - Illiniphil March 21, 2020, 10:48:21 In fairness it’s only a little different than FUBW* - PapaDels March 21, 2020, 11:04:15 Rooftop gym set up: - longsnapper March 21, 2020, 10:20:41 I'm pretty lucky as far as working out goes. - Illiniphil March 21, 2020, 10:50:45 Just pushups and sit-ups for me. Should add in some burpees* - Cunativeson March 21, 2020, 11:40:09 Major update: I found some toilet paper at Walgreens! I know you all were waiting - Taz March 21, 2020, 10:19:52 One of our bathrooms has a bidet - timmer March 21, 2020, 10:28:24 My shower is my bidet* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 10:59:51 And your toilet.* - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 11:05:54 Just #1* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 12:02:59 you'll let out a squeal the first time - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 10:33:57 Both of ours do. - Tuscy March 21, 2020, 10:32:06 Still dreaming of hand sanitizer * - LPAD March 21, 2020, 10:21:08 We have bottles an bottles of it. I should have mailed you a couple last week - bbonb March 21, 2020, 10:39:51 We only have what we had before this started.* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 11:20:17 Make it. That's what we've done.* - Tuscy March 21, 2020, 10:29:08 Can’t get the alcohol for it* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 11:19:29 5 states on lockdown are 31% of US economy - - Unsustainable - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 9:52:27 Seriously... someone tell me: is Lord Maximus a real poster? For honest and for true??* - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 10:19:35 He's not. But for 15 years people have been trying to own him with facts and logic. - Chuck Woodaby March 21, 2020, 10:24:41 Even Chad wishes he was the angler Max has been* - ilinni11 March 21, 2020, 10:57:18 Do you understand that there are massive exceptions to some of the orders? - GMAW March 21, 2020, 10:10:56 Weird how the states that contribute seem to be those darn libruls* - RangerDanger March 21, 2020, 10:00:25 What are the odds?* - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 10:01:22 That the liberal states are ahead of the curve in making the correct scienctific-based decisions? - OB25 March 21, 2020, 10:24:49 Eh, I agree with you in general, but these big populous states have consistently - voiceofreason March 21, 2020, 12:09:15 New York is weeks ahead of everyone else in spread - CubsWonWorldSeries March 21, 2020, 10:29:41 Tech & sales staff OK, but supposedly ~50% of our shop was laid off yesterday. - EffinIllini March 21, 2020, 9:28:12 Another good read (large data analysis) - “Evidence over Hysteria” - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 9:06:20 I stopped reading when he referenced big scary red dots* - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 12:01:30 Thanks for sharing, it’s worth a read * - PapaDels March 21, 2020, 11:03:01 Shh everybody, the Breitbart and Townhall contributing GOP political operative has something to say* - doubledown March 21, 2020, 9:39:19 Reading. Ty* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 9:33:19 delete* - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 9:06:18 Germany’s low death rate....an article - LPAD March 21, 2020, 8:45:55 paywalled* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 10:09:19 Can’t read it but it probably helps to have a competent leader who understands science - ATL March 21, 2020, 8:59:54 The main thought was that the disease started much younger there - LPAD March 21, 2020, 9:26:20 Great. I went skiing last weekend - timmer March 21, 2020, 10:26:24 Oh, and mentioned that 80% of their positives are in age group under 60ys old - LPAD March 21, 2020, 9:27:27 in new york state, 54% of confirmed cases are between 18-49* - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 10:38:53 The US hasn't tested enough for any of the data to be truly meaningful imo* - opey8 March 21, 2020, 10:11:26 You mean as far as death rate?* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 10:20:19 Age splits, death rate, total cases - opey8 March 21, 2020, 10:23:10 K.* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 10:26:42 Have they started filming the TV movie yet?* - Stu March 21, 2020, 8:28:16 the documentary about the response will be devastating - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 8:34:00 I think MM legitimately believes people 18-30 care about what he says* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 8:56:21 Perfect for Armando Iannucci* - longsnapper March 21, 2020, 8:35:46 starring Dustin Hoffman and Renee Russo?* - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:32:18 This graph is scary - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 8:22:04 Heading for a country drive today - illinicolt March 21, 2020, 9:52:42 Well, part of that is we just started testing people* - Taz March 21, 2020, 8:30:49 these tests are making people sick!!!* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 10:05:33 yes, it's really not surprising. - ab75 March 21, 2020, 9:28:38 Lord Maximus article above points out that this graph does not take into account population - LPAD March 21, 2020, 9:33:01 Not really. Exponentials are scale invariant - DT March 21, 2020, 13:12:35 I think so, basically 100 cases is earlier in the curve in US than a country is 1/5 the population - ab75 March 21, 2020, 12:24:58 I'll be honest, I'm really not good at sitting around. I'm already bored. I'm very concerned that - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 8:19:38 Time for a puppy - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 8:22:53 Believe me... we're working on it. We're trying for siblings or a bonded pair and we - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 8:40:48 That’s straight up bullshit* - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 17:15:08 There are 2 million dogs waiting to be adopted right now! - DT March 21, 2020, 8:59:30 And?* - ArtVandelay March 21, 2020, 11:30:39 I'm perfectly fine with Pit Bulls. We're second in line for a pair of Pit/Husky/something mixes. The - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 9:07:17 I saw a brother / sister pair of 7 month goldendoodles up for adoption - Dilbert March 21, 2020, 8:44:21 They're probably gone. They go so fast! We're literally checking non-stop for new listings and - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 8:55:49 Speaking of.... - longsnapper March 21, 2020, 8:27:49 omg...our Lucy is mostly white, so we play fetch in the house and the kids run around - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:33:22 Lol* - Taz March 21, 2020, 8:30:03 or just foster an older dog - likely many who are potty trained that need homes right now - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:27:07 No way DJT survives this politically * - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 8:05:58 In a rational world, sure. - Tortillini March 21, 2020, 8:28:39 It was obvious in 2016 that he was an incompetent, narcissistic huckster - DT March 21, 2020, 8:51:40 I feel like this will hurt his relationship with the (R) voter that held their nose and voted. - tvillini March 21, 2020, 10:22:10 Agree. And Biden instead of Bernie as the alternative makes it easier too - John Coctostan March 21, 2020, 10:53:32 His approval rating on Corona appears to have improved in the past week. - Carl Spackler March 21, 2020, 8:26:09 #WheresJoeBiden - MIA since Tuesday night, honestly asking those who support him* - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 8:23:38 Being not in charge.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 21, 2020, 8:35:32 not sure if you've heard but there's a bug going around* - snipes824 March 21, 2020, 8:28:12 Right - perfectly normal he’s not talking after teleconferencing on the virus - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 8:43:58 What should he be doing?* - DT March 21, 2020, 8:27:18 he should be having daily press conferences and otherwise looking Presidential - bbonb March 21, 2020, 10:07:28 Shaking hands, kissing babies!* - ATL March 21, 2020, 8:31:13 Smelling hair/little girls, spending time with his sister wife* - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 8:49:27 licking hand rails and grocery cart handles* - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:34:47 People rally around their leaders in times of crisis. Even GWB was considered a statesman after 9/1 - GMAW March 21, 2020, 8:18:18 His immediate response after 9/11 was good and measured - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 8:24:16 ...and then he invaded Iraq!* - cpsteine March 21, 2020, 8:38:02 Yep. And even that fiasco wasn’t enough to get him unelected. But he was a dead man walking - ATL March 21, 2020, 8:58:21 You say that, but there are a lot of folks that are perfectly happy with - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:10:46 If summer is cancelled, he will have to take the blame. Biden will dunk on him* - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 8:16:53 That is certainly possible, but again, there are a lot of people that still believe in DJT - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:24:13 If you think the djt base gives one fk about stock market, you are mistaken. are you a supporter?* - cpsteine March 21, 2020, 8:40:44 more as a sign about the economic stability than the investing/market itself. - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:51:58 Agreed on unity. Idk if the public will spend the whole summer at home..... - jumpingdan March 21, 2020, 8:29:28 I'll go nuts. I need my kids to go to sleepover camp!* - OWWDig March 21, 2020, 8:33:57 Exactly. There are large parts of the midwest that still honestly believe this is a Democratic hoax* - Wotcher March 21, 2020, 8:15:13 Larger parts of the south.* - cpsteine March 21, 2020, 8:41:33 Just think how bad this would be if we didn't have such a strong economy going into it* - Victor's bananas March 21, 2020, 8:09:39 Thanks, Obama!* - ATL March 21, 2020, 8:27:15 Perfect self own - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 7:52:49 You are going to start seeing all sales removed from many grocery stores. - Carl Spackler March 21, 2020, 7:42:04 HBD KIMMERZ!!! One of my oldest and greatest friends! - aimlessillini March 21, 2020, 9:34:26 HBD KIMMERZ!!!* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 18:20:26 Hbd girl. Enjoy the best you can!* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 18:12:33 Happy Birthday!!* - MtHoodIllini March 21, 2020, 17:49:44 Happy birthday! * - torinese March 21, 2020, 13:27:32 HBD!* - gig March 21, 2020, 13:24:46 HBD!! * - Pooter March 21, 2020, 13:22:18 HBD Kimmerz!!* - SGIllini1 March 21, 2020, 12:51:18 *kicks pebble* * - Blazer March 21, 2020, 12:46:28 Hbd?* - LPAD March 21, 2020, 18:12:46 HBD, Kimmerz!* - AintHatin March 21, 2020, 12:45:23 Geezo, how old is she?! * - Tuscy March 21, 2020, 9:58:42 42... only because I’m almost exactly 3 months older * - aimlessillini March 21, 2020, 10:17:52 If she's one of your oldest friends you should add some more Olds as friends. - Tuscy March 21, 2020, 11:11:30 Also, HBD, Kimmerz! * - Tuscy March 21, 2020, 9:59:03 Kenny Rogers = Ed Martin* - KCWildcat March 21, 2020, 1:36:08 "Reuben James" - illinicolt March 21, 2020, 14:59:16 Kenny Rogers and the First Edition - illinicolt March 21, 2020, 14:46:51 *Points at Eyes* - ATL March 21, 2020, 15:19:41 I would have paid to see Kenny Rogers and New Edition * - Pooter March 21, 2020, 14:58:05 Saw Kenny and Dottie West live at Illinois State Fair - illinicolt March 21, 2020, 14:23:23 My fav - The gambler and the Dolly Parton duet Islands in the stream. - rozoben March 21, 2020, 13:46:30 Written by... - Pooter March 21, 2020, 14:33:47 Tender love is blind - Sounder March 21, 2020, 14:09:16 My fave (yt) - ATL March 21, 2020, 13:59:00 Yes! Is it weird that my first thought upon hearing of his death was the fact that - Philo March 21, 2020, 14:14:38 LOL...it's a great tune* - ATL March 21, 2020, 15:20:02 Sucks. Order another whiskey for Lucille* - Draino March 21, 2020, 12:58:48 The hurtin' won't heal* - ATL March 21, 2020, 13:57:39 RIP. His best song... - Pooter March 21, 2020, 12:40:35 Farm Aid 1985 - RSMBob March 21, 2020, 9:43:42 Was that at Champaign Memorial Stadium too?* - ATL March 21, 2020, 10:28:41 Yes - I was there* - bulldogmba March 21, 2020, 11:18:34 Feeling a little bluesy this AM - ATL March 21, 2020, 9:13:59 Every hands a winner. And every hands a loser. And the best that you can hope for is to die in your - ATL March 21, 2020, 8:29:33 “Kenny? Kenny?!?!” - Carl Spackler March 21, 2020, 7:48:13 The former UI running back?* - UofIL6 March 21, 2020, 7:25:54 no, you're thinking of the Nebraska RB who won the Heismann in the 70s* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 10:14:02 He picked a fine time to leave us * - PapaDels March 21, 2020, 7:22:46 damn; I was at his perfect game versus the Angels* - bbonb March 21, 2020, 5:50:50 The Snake!* - Stu March 21, 2020, 6:13:30 “I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in” - CubsWonWorldSeries March 21, 2020, 4:01:13 I guess Ruby is going to take her love to town* - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 5:16:04 The Cake version of that is my favorite cower of all time* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 10:11:40 Ouch* - Stu March 21, 2020, 3:14:52 *chomps on chicken in bed*.........Kenny? Kenny?* - timmer March 21, 2020, 2:27:39 He knew when to fold ‘em.* - AintHatin March 21, 2020, 2:19:59 ooo - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 1:49:15 Bummer.* - Phytynlini March 21, 2020, 1:38:39 Go right through Falken’s Maze! - timmer March 21, 2020, 14:44:55 Moving on to Skeet Surfin’ USA - timmer March 21, 2020, 15:04:29 delete* - Lord Maximus March 21, 2020, 14:55:54 Kelly Loeffler was an Alpha Gam who graduated in 1992: - JeffFrank March 20, 2020, 21:54:53 She went to my HS and was my neighbor as a kid - illini March 21, 2020, 11:59:52 top row, upper left - bbonb March 21, 2020, 10:23:29 She sure is proud of her hair* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 11:52:36 I don’t want to dox, but there might be an isher wife in that photo - Sounder March 21, 2020, 11:46:44 in that case, i think they are all beautiful young women - bbonb March 21, 2020, 11:58:41 AG’s don’t look like much of a hot sorority* - timmer March 21, 2020, 10:30:32 It’s no Theta’s* - gig March 21, 2020, 11:40:46 yep, Thetas and DGs were in the Majors back in my day - bbonb March 21, 2020, 11:56:41 Bono liked Tri-Delts* - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 12:23:58 Odds she was at CO's at the same time I was at some point?* - KingTalkyTiki March 20, 2020, 23:43:22 Same as me probably - NastyBoyd March 21, 2020, 11:08:47 Everytime I try to explain that to someone unfamiliar... - KingTalkyTiki March 21, 2020, 11:57:28 Gross - gig March 21, 2020, 13:30:10 Wasn’t it a 5 gallon garden bucket?* - Sounder March 21, 2020, 11:59:35 2 gallons I believe - NastyBoyd March 21, 2020, 13:17:17 It was either a one or two gallon bucket... then mid-90s it got smaller - KingTalkyTiki March 21, 2020, 12:30:06 Yep. Same. * - harb March 20, 2020, 23:46:47 And married a dude 15 years her senior* - timmer March 20, 2020, 23:37:53 He looks like Curly: - JeffFrank March 21, 2020, 3:09:07 He must have a huge - Drippy March 21, 2020, 13:18:59 Woah. Our sister joined AGD in ‘93. And Olympia HS? Most BFE school I’ve ever gone to.* - LeatherneckIllini March 20, 2020, 23:18:59 Update: Sis was a A Chi O. Think I saw at least one older HS girl from my hometown in there though* - LeatherneckIllini March 21, 2020, 14:44:01 all of the old illio yearbooks are online. go find her picture * - biclops March 20, 2020, 21:58:01 I had a dream that tit posted on here - ATL March 21, 2020, 11:03:57 You had a nice dream about tits - jdl March 21, 2020, 11:43:29 ESPN Tweet with Derrick Rose bulls highlights - reggiedunlop March 20, 2020, 17:31:32 goodness, those years were so fun... and then sadness * - MC March 21, 2020, 10:44:19 My sister got to go to the CLE playoff game when DRose hit the buzzer beater. - PrkrLewis March 21, 2020, 8:30:37 Amazing!* - Mrap24 March 20, 2020, 20:04:03 cononavirus 20 March thread - Netflix reducing bitrate in EU, dropping HD - opey8 March 20, 2020, 3:44:07 So what is Prtizy actually closing? - Rynounc99 March 20, 2020, 22:51:10 Not sure, since the dog swim facility we take Hank to is deemed vital. ####ing Christ* - longsnapper March 21, 2020, 10:25:41 Basically non-essential retail, mfg, and service industries. - Illiniphil March 21, 2020, 9:56:07 It's more symbolic so we get used to justifying movement to cops all the time* - lp March 21, 2020, 7:10:30 lulz.* - Illiniphil March 21, 2020, 9:58:27 Let me guess, you’re a corona tough guy? * - FidelGoodell March 21, 2020, 1:39:12 Says the guy who was posturing that letting boomers die is preferable to a recession. - Illiniphil March 21, 2020, 9:57:34 yeah. i'm planning to drive to my office. which will be a basically empty office building * - Throwsize March 20, 2020, 23:30:55 Huh the national guard is already deployed in 27 states? That wasn’t announced. - meanjeans March 20, 2020, 22:37:35 I haven’t followed all but most states have certainly announced that - CanHartlebHireSnider March 20, 2020, 23:09:00 It’s weird, Gov Newsom made like a 20 minute speech by video last night, but no mention of it * - meanjeans March 21, 2020, 0:26:13 He put them on alert Wednesday and deployed them last night - CanHartlebHireSnider March 21, 2020, 2:21:05 LIVE AUSSIE RULES IS COMING UP ON FS1* - assassin March 20, 2020, 22:02:06 Aussie soccer on ESPN+ if that's your flavor* - KCWildcat March 20, 2020, 22:18:56 All these guys have boners* - KCWildcat March 20, 2020, 22:13:03 Dream start for the airplane team* - assassin March 20, 2020, 22:16:11 Zoom with your friends, guys. It's good for you. - Kimmerz March 20, 2020, 22:00:27 We’re gonna do remote game nights with Jackbox games on Steam. - tvillini March 21, 2020, 10:04:26 We just did an online happy hour. For 3-1/2 hours. - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 23:21:16 Box 350, Boston, Mass 02134 - Pooter March 20, 2020, 22:19:27 Slow clap* - TarheelIllini March 21, 2020, 7:00:36 Yes! I still have some of the stuff I got back in my SASE. :) * - Philo March 20, 2020, 22:31:36 Sounds like an excellent blog topic * - Pooter March 20, 2020, 23:10:38 Yeah, talked about getting one setup next week with some former colleagues* - Dilbert March 20, 2020, 22:16:33 Download Houseparty! Super fun game to play with friends, virtually. HI VIV.* - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 22:42:19 Did a virtual happy hour tonight and we’re planning to make it a weekly thing. It was great. - doubledown March 20, 2020, 22:10:23 Thank you sweet baby Jesus! - KingTalkyTiki March 20, 2020, 21:25:08 YOUREGODDAMNRIGHT IT’S ESSENTIAL * - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 21:26:34 Lolol.* - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 21:38:48 [Cooperstown Dreams Park 2020 season]* - GMAW March 20, 2020, 20:40:32 This sucks. I'm actually really sorry to hear this * - Pooter March 20, 2020, 22:15:38 Me, too. We went last year (twice). Unbelievable experience - GMAW March 21, 2020, 7:51:22 This makes me really sad... - KingTalkyTiki March 20, 2020, 20:05:52 probably still smells like pee* - cpsteine March 20, 2020, 20:25:03 Hey! - KingTalkyTiki March 20, 2020, 21:31:25 Maybe the cleanest it has ever been. But I do agree. Sad to see. * - harb March 20, 2020, 20:07:24 Currently drinking a gin and tonic for my health.* - DT March 20, 2020, 19:37:49 Yamazaki 12 year.* - doubledown March 20, 2020, 22:11:10 Old fashioned, bulleit rye* - gig March 20, 2020, 22:06:18 A couple Rolling Rocks* - Drippy March 20, 2020, 22:01:58 Journeyman Last Feather Rye* - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 21:25:33 Rose, bud light seltzer, shot of bushmills. (I lost a virtual drinking game)* - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 21:20:43 Black Velvet (or whatever 1/2 Guinness and 1/2 cider is properly called)* - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 20:37:49 Those are tasty, but I like it even more made with a regular ale. - DT March 20, 2020, 21:30:37 Macallan 12 - I botched my first attempt at making clear ice tho * - RD March 20, 2020, 20:34:26 Bourbon Smash earlier. Idk later* - Dilbert March 20, 2020, 20:27:59 Tito’s and Mt Dew, and Miller Lite. I planned poorly.* - illfan23 March 20, 2020, 20:26:35 Sweet tea vodka* - Rynounc99 March 20, 2020, 20:25:12 Penn Brewery St. Nikolaus Bock - ATL March 20, 2020, 20:09:54 Victory Cloud Walker.IPA* - Jersey March 20, 2020, 20:08:23 Sorry your thread didn't take, Taz. A sour from Ontario - ATL March 20, 2020, 20:04:29 Sierra Nevada barrel aged Narwhal* - bjl63 March 20, 2020, 20:02:34 Bought that last weekend. How is it? - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 20:53:27 I had it at the Torpedo Room a few years ago. It's pretty awesome* - ATL March 20, 2020, 20:54:29 Nice! A friend told me he thought it was going to be available year-round, too. - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 20:58:32 Screwdrivers. Good for the immune system.* - Toonces March 20, 2020, 19:59:49 Some local IPAs* - 1 NEW March 20, 2020, 19:59:10 Virtual happy hour was a huge success. I'm already drunk.* - bjl63 March 20, 2020, 19:59:06 William Heavenhill 14* - SWK March 20, 2020, 19:56:41 Local brew pub offering - jdl March 20, 2020, 19:53:55 Making Dark and Stormys because mood* - Walkon March 20, 2020, 19:50:33 There's a ginger beer place near my office that sells growlers to go. - illinibone March 20, 2020, 20:10:09 meh* - 1 NEW March 20, 2020, 19:52:44 Oops I missed this and started a new thread* - Taz March 20, 2020, 19:48:40 Elijah Craig to start. * - assassin March 20, 2020, 19:46:46 Rose cider from a neighbor. - Kimmerz March 20, 2020, 19:46:11 Started with a negroni since it's 60 and sunny here.* - illinibone March 20, 2020, 19:44:38 I had a bourbon and water to start and am now beer. May switch back as the night progresses. * - harb March 20, 2020, 19:43:45 What kind of bourbon* - Drippy March 20, 2020, 19:45:35 Makers because that is what I had at my office. Not sure when done with beer. Maybe Makers or - harb March 20, 2020, 19:49:48 Quinine kills viruses. It’s a well known fact* - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 19:42:29 UK ####ed up their health response, going all out on the economic response. - larue33 March 20, 2020, 18:54:48 Seems like they Brexited this one too* - ATL March 20, 2020, 19:08:33 Just moved son’s stuff out of Scott Hall, totally surreal seeing campus deserted & shutting down* - Orangeillini March 20, 2020, 18:47:04 I miss that guy* - ATL March 20, 2020, 19:08:57 Hey yo* - GrandmotherPearlsJam March 20, 2020, 19:49:10 Dammit* - Taz March 20, 2020, 19:25:46 bannable/totes magotes* - Tortillini March 20, 2020, 19:13:27 With you. Lucky my husband was able to go yesterday to move my son out.... - LPAD March 20, 2020, 19:06:08 WFH update. Work done, 3 drinks down, clam time.* - Warrin'_Illini March 20, 2020, 18:45:10 John’s Hopkins, Worldometer, what’s your go to Coronavirus aggregator?* - voiceofreason March 20, 2020, 18:34:27 I've been obsessively refreshing Hopkins* - Blazer March 20, 2020, 19:27:20 World o meter and covidtracking.com (test tracker)* - LPAD March 20, 2020, 18:38:37 (Andy Cohen)* - ArtVandelay March 20, 2020, 18:32:56 SPAM was completely sold out in two grocery stores* - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 18:16:54 Certain things need to be rationed - TarheelIllini March 20, 2020, 18:44:38 Some of them are probably trying to profit off this.* - LPAD March 20, 2020, 19:04:51 Just saw a post on a local bst fb group. Stacks of diaper packs for sale - Taz March 20, 2020, 19:06:07 No carrots, no butter, no baby wipes, no tp, Kleenex, paper towel, no chicken. Limited beef - LPAD March 20, 2020, 18:35:11 By "limited beef" do you mean - Tortillini March 20, 2020, 19:15:24 Lol.* - LPAD March 20, 2020, 19:30:15 Kraft running round the clock making Mac and Cheese. * - larue33 March 20, 2020, 18:34:15 How will you make spam, eggs, sausage and spam? * - jdl March 20, 2020, 18:28:23 As it should be even in normal times* - longsnapper March 20, 2020, 18:25:40 My moms would fry that shit up with green beans and taters. - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 18:27:37 two things that were abundantly available here were whole hams and turkeys - Throwsize March 20, 2020, 18:23:58 Oh no Switch Animal Crossing has taken over my house* - Stu March 20, 2020, 17:46:37 Yeah same here. - SurfTheBoneyard March 20, 2020, 17:56:21 My view: - Stu March 20, 2020, 18:11:56 Would you guys mind leaving for a bit so I could come over and straighten that picture - IlliniRunner March 20, 2020, 18:42:03 That picture constantly moves; I’ve given up* - Stu March 20, 2020, 18:54:58 I'm sorry about your poltergeist infestation* - IlliniRunner March 20, 2020, 19:01:14 my wife marched down the stairs about an hour ago, declared she was done with work - assassin March 20, 2020, 17:54:00 isn't the point of the Switch that she can play Animal Crossing without monopolizing the TV?* - Sammich March 20, 2020, 18:43:35 Can, not must* - Stu March 20, 2020, 18:55:20 wait, yes* - assassin March 20, 2020, 18:55:01 My son has been playing goat simulator* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 20, 2020, 17:58:01 Woohoo - legal services exempted ! - NastyBoyd March 20, 2020, 17:38:50 I read it as professional services. Did it actually say lawyers?* - LovetheChief March 20, 2020, 17:56:34 Not sure haven’t read it yet - NastyBoyd March 20, 2020, 18:33:19 An original version of the exec order included lawyers in the definition of professional services, - LovetheChief March 20, 2020, 19:04:54 The one from today includes legal services as professional services - NastyBoyd March 20, 2020, 20:47:19 Page 7 - CanHartlebHireSnider March 20, 2020, 19:34:06 Yes legal services are specified under professional services in the order* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 20, 2020, 18:29:03 Not in PA!* - ATL March 20, 2020, 17:39:12 this looks to be about the best data on the coronavirus - reggiedunlop March 20, 2020, 17:34:19 “FOR INSTITUTIONAL/WHOLESALE/PROFESSIONAL CLIENTS AND QUALIFIED INVESTORS ONLY – NOT FOR RETAIL USE - illini March 20, 2020, 20:16:27 I jumped around a bit but it would seem that, in a vacuum, the numbers are actually similar to flu - Blazer March 20, 2020, 19:25:39 I wonder why Czech isn’t on there?* - TarheelIllini March 20, 2020, 18:52:17 Lot of good info in there* - MtHoodIllini March 20, 2020, 18:03:18 I read about a guy who visited a bar before it was shut down - bbonb March 20, 2020, 17:12:09 This is the coronabonbon we need* - Tortillini March 20, 2020, 18:33:26 you see, because - bbonb March 20, 2020, 17:17:42 LOL* - JeffFrank March 20, 2020, 17:15:30 I also realized today it's been 9 days since I used public transportation - opey8 March 20, 2020, 17:07:25 Its crazy that 9 days ago I was flying back from MSP to Atlanta... - shua March 20, 2020, 17:33:34 Yeah—I think I have a pretty minor cold, but was still googling symptoms to be sure. - DT March 20, 2020, 17:38:11 RIP Tiger Tees - jdl March 20, 2020, 17:01:04 Amazed at hearing local families headed to Florida tomorrow * - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 16:57:55 hopefully to dade county - assassin March 20, 2020, 18:05:33 We got notice the condo where we stay closed pool and beach access. - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 17:49:10 Most beaches are closed. As are restaurants, etc. Save the $$, idiots, you're going to need it.* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 17:07:34 About ####ing time. Shameful money grab by the places down there.* - voiceofreason March 20, 2020, 17:14:24 whaaaaa* - reggiedunlop March 20, 2020, 17:06:39 Crazy. We were planning to go to C-U to clean out our kid's apt... - SurfTheBoneyard March 20, 2020, 16:59:16 UK making us clean out of dorms... so down and back to lexington tomorrow for me - Throwsize March 20, 2020, 17:01:50 Just got back from iSU with my daughter’s crap * - NastyBoyd March 20, 2020, 17:37:01 So glad Chicago Title is considered an essential business. Still can get refi's closed* - JeffFrank March 20, 2020, 16:31:46 ooo - JeffFrank March 20, 2020, 17:43:26 And Legal Services despite the courts being pretty much closed. - SurfTheBoneyard March 20, 2020, 16:57:33 Just got an ID from law enforcement allowing me to go to work - Chilango March 20, 2020, 16:32:21 I can do everything at home. CT is having curbside closings and sending notaries to close* - JeffFrank March 20, 2020, 17:14:49 Tell me more about these curbside closings. I close my refi with them next week* - IlliniJuice07 March 20, 2020, 17:38:11 You drive up and closer comes to your car* - JeffFrank March 20, 2020, 17:44:51 What a fun, sexy time for you.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 17:27:06 30 minutes to check out at meijer 3 hours ago* - lcubed March 20, 2020, 16:24:42 Supposed to snow here on Monday - jdl March 20, 2020, 17:21:28 No bread or milk?? Now THAT'S what I call an old-school crisis! :-) - osklister March 20, 2020, 17:26:43 Self checkout line at Jewel in Grayslake was all the way back to the meat counter. - Chicago1995 March 20, 2020, 17:02:09 cant wait for our weekly shop on sunday. there maybe nothing left - Mrap24 March 20, 2020, 16:47:53 Report from Central Illinois. Full parking lot at County Market. No carts. Every lane was 8 deep - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 16:32:39 Went to both Schnucks and Hyvee here in Peoria. Not crazy busy actually. - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 17:50:56 There is a strict one out, one in policy here - opey8 March 20, 2020, 16:49:27 mariano's in bloomingdale was busy and the shelves were ravaged - Throwsize March 20, 2020, 16:42:26 Why is this happening? There’s no reason for a food shortage. Is there? - LPAD March 20, 2020, 16:45:53 they don't understand what shelter in place means* - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 16:50:22 I've been told shelter in place is unconstitutional and #freedom is more important * - opey8 March 20, 2020, 16:51:56 Yes.* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 16:48:20 Yeah people are idiots. * - illini March 20, 2020, 16:46:47 one guy i saw had 6 cases of bottled water - Throwsize March 20, 2020, 16:56:30 Right. It’s madness* - LPAD March 20, 2020, 18:37:05 L.A. County gives up on containing coronavirus, tells doctors to skip testing of some patients... - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 16:17:51 (Ronin Capital) - Drippy March 20, 2020, 16:08:52 Turn those machines back on!* - SurfTheBoneyard March 20, 2020, 16:25:27 For those wondering what it would be like to have functional leadership - DT March 20, 2020, 15:58:32 Literall LOL... - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 15:57:48 It is nice to see JB and Lightfoot on the same page. Especially compared to the aristocrats in NY* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 15:53:39 Neither is perfect, but they seem to be doing a decent job here.* - Chicago1995 March 20, 2020, 16:07:12 a Sundown duet? * - Pooter March 20, 2020, 15:59:22 Looking at the tracking numbers - BradUnderwoodforprez March 20, 2020, 15:49:02 Testing updated: - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 15:45:46 1.28% death rate * - jumpingdan March 20, 2020, 16:34:10 when did we add 6 states to the union?* - bbonb March 20, 2020, 15:48:20 Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 15:49:32 Now go home and get your shinebox* - mrkoolaid March 20, 2020, 16:03:58 One dog is looking this way, and the other one is looking the other way...* - osklister March 20, 2020, 16:17:15 Trump did it while you were distracted* - Rynounc99 March 20, 2020, 15:49:30 Thanks Obama!* - shua March 20, 2020, 15:49:21 Does this close daycares?* - Rynounc99 March 20, 2020, 15:40:36 my hairstylist quit BIG BARBER 2 weeks ago to start her own shop - bbonb March 20, 2020, 15:46:36 I've been begging for a sports bar type place to open up within walking distance for 5 years - Taz March 20, 2020, 15:48:55 Get those walking shoes on! :-) - osklister March 20, 2020, 16:19:05 One of ours is closing because of it. I don't know yet if it was their choice or not* - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 15:42:54 Daycares have been open?* - ZahRule March 20, 2020, 15:41:38 If you want daycare to be there when this is “over”, they need to. - uofi1998 March 20, 2020, 17:53:22 My wife's been working in the classroom every day. * - larue33 March 20, 2020, 15:43:12 Yeap*. - Rynounc99 March 20, 2020, 15:42:13 We got shut down on Monday, I'm living in a bubble* - ZahRule March 20, 2020, 15:43:39 Does this close all restaurants? * - illini March 20, 2020, 15:37:30 Officially? No they remain open. Whether they can financially survive this is another story* - Taz March 20, 2020, 15:39:05 No-carry out, pickup and delivery still allowed.* - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 15:38:34 JB is a joke* - CubsWonWorldSeries March 20, 2020, 15:53:50 Why?* - Chicago1995 March 20, 2020, 16:07:51 Let’s use scary language but let people still run out to get food - CubsWonWorldSeries March 20, 2020, 16:38:02 He didn't and was pretty careful to not use that kind of language.* - Chicago1995 March 20, 2020, 17:03:17 JB is a joke* - CubsWonWorldSeries March 20, 2020, 15:53:50 do you think there are adults in the US who do not know about corona? - bbonb March 20, 2020, 15:34:17 This woman is fired up* - biclops March 20, 2020, 15:32:23 This ASL guy is killing me* - Cunativeson March 20, 2020, 15:24:31 If he's not a State of Illinois employee, there's an endorsement deal in there somewhere. Ties, etc. - osklister March 20, 2020, 15:28:53 Big ups to the Illinois sign language guy. Been doing work this week. * - illini March 20, 2020, 15:21:40 Loved the "no hoarding" and "flatten the curve" signs.* - Chicago1995 March 20, 2020, 15:51:56 Anybody see Snoop Dogg at the State Fair? - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 15:25:27 i didn't see him but saw the video. that was fantastic* - lcubed March 20, 2020, 15:32:26 was this was you were talking about? - lcubed March 20, 2020, 16:22:15 Yes! That was definitely the highlight. And how she handled the plethora of N-Bombs was high comedy* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 16:35:45 his facial expressions are on point* - biclops March 20, 2020, 15:24:27 Are those guys exempt from the six-foot rule?? - osklister March 20, 2020, 15:24:10 when you're blind it's hard to judge distances* - bbonb March 20, 2020, 15:32:36 Well done* - CWR10 March 20, 2020, 15:59:56 They've had a few. This guy is my fav.* - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 15:22:45 Switched right in the middle of Prtizker's conference yesterday. - osklister March 20, 2020, 15:24:54 I like JB. I just do.* - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 15:18:31 Here we go with JB!! * - osklister March 20, 2020, 15:09:34 Calling it a "Stay at Home" order. Effective (edited to insert Saturday night, my bad). - osklister March 20, 2020, 15:11:03 In this unprecedented emergency, there's still time for a shoutout to the Illinois AFL-CIO. :-)) - osklister March 20, 2020, 15:15:16 Shithead.* - Rynounc99 March 20, 2020, 15:18:08 He is so much better at press conferences than Trump* - Rynounc99 March 20, 2020, 15:10:32 Did jb have his press conference yet? * - Taz March 20, 2020, 14:47:19 on WGN now* - biclops March 20, 2020, 15:09:09 Still waiting...* - Cunativeson March 20, 2020, 15:02:25 Hurry up punish us by keeping us in the state!* - Rynounc99 March 20, 2020, 15:08:59 3:00 * - larue33 March 20, 2020, 14:49:46 *Turns on MSNBC* "why is it when white folks are suffering we find a way to cut checks to people?" - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 14:38:11 I love watching CNN and CNBC analysts home backdrops..... - timmer March 20, 2020, 14:01:06 The one guy has Jerry Garcia behind him* - Drippy March 20, 2020, 14:18:50 Is the new paid sick leave bill in writing anywhere online? Thanks* - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 13:57:04 This one? - illini March 20, 2020, 13:59:25 Yes, thanks. Now I just have to understand the lawyer talk, lol. - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 14:04:56 My understanding would be - illini March 20, 2020, 14:08:24 Hmm, thanks. Wonder if a government shutdown puts the sick leave into effect too* - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 14:16:48 More info from NYTImes - illini March 20, 2020, 14:28:58 Thanks for the help. Just send me a bill for your time!* - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 15:09:39 hello darkness my old friend - gvibes March 20, 2020, 13:41:10 Fauci is going to get fired * - MC March 20, 2020, 13:52:15 I don't think so. He's the only one with a clue and they all know it. * - illini March 20, 2020, 13:58:45 or he just touched his face during that reaction and now has the virus! - Dilbert March 20, 2020, 13:58:24 Calls for that to happen from conservative lunatics like Bill Mitchell* - OB25 March 20, 2020, 13:57:48 ooo - biclops March 20, 2020, 14:17:40 “People are laughing at us” - RD March 20, 2020, 13:56:20 That might be the moment the coup happens * - meanjeans March 20, 2020, 13:52:53 Can’t have a coup if you can’t go outside. - assassin March 20, 2020, 13:56:30 another underrated moment was trump calling on spicer without acknowledging him - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 13:50:21 That plus the Peter Alexander bit and I’m about ready for someone to anarchy this thing - RD March 20, 2020, 13:47:57 lol* - gig March 20, 2020, 13:44:52 day five - the bouncy house pool thing has been delivered, and my wife is now shopping for wet suits - gvibes March 20, 2020, 13:34:58 Was sounding like a fun, sexy time until I opened your post. - DT March 20, 2020, 15:28:44 lol I was able to get a nintendo switch from abt and it was delivered next day free! - gig March 20, 2020, 13:36:47 Shedd extends closure through 4/20* - gvibes March 20, 2020, 13:30:01 Good news for the penguins* - bjl63 March 20, 2020, 13:36:48 They gonna get high when it open. Hot boxing Penguins * - DanSaint March 20, 2020, 13:48:54 Some good news: ATLCo is pushing forward our STI payout for people below a certain level - ATL March 20, 2020, 13:15:46 Is there a reason why in the last 2 months nobody bought any respirators ... - DoucheLaloosh March 20, 2020, 12:50:47 I think I enjoy your NFL takes more than your conona takes.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 13:36:15 Dammit, chuck, I was enjoying watching him talk to himself, and you had to go ruin it... - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 14:03:41 That’s what I’m here for* - DoucheLaloosh March 21, 2020, 6:50:11 My bad. Sometimes I just have to tap the glass.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 14:13:16 I need to stop looking at this Corona stuff. The range of possibilities is overwhelming - DoucheLaloosh March 20, 2020, 13:45:18 While it is serious as hell, I find most of the doomsday-ish proclamations BS - bjl63 March 20, 2020, 13:49:12 That quote has been horrifically misreported. He’s saying 56% will get it if we do nothing * - meanjeans March 20, 2020, 13:50:26 We haven’t done nothing in 9 days* - CubsWonWorldSeries March 20, 2020, 15:56:10 This. Everything from quarantine works and we’re back to normal in 3 weeks to total systemic - meanjeans March 20, 2020, 13:47:15 The hospital up the road closed a few months ago. It could easily have been set up as a fever - Taz March 20, 2020, 12:57:05 South Shore?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 20, 2020, 13:14:41 Metro South in Blue Island* - Taz March 20, 2020, 13:15:49 Yep. Seriously spiked the numbers up at LCMMC.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 20, 2020, 13:17:21 MetroSouth (old St Francis) being sold as of today. Coincidence?? Hmmm - osklister March 20, 2020, 16:01:39 King County is currently assembling large tents on soccer fields - Sounder March 20, 2020, 12:55:11 At least somebody is thinking ahead. I hope theres enough respirators/medication. - DoucheLaloosh March 20, 2020, 13:08:51 I mean ventilators not respirators* - DoucheLaloosh March 20, 2020, 13:11:55 Great massive shortage of ventilators and other countries got the inventory first - DoucheLaloosh March 20, 2020, 13:15:56 And they probably got to the prescription drugs first. Great planning.* - DoucheLaloosh March 20, 2020, 13:18:32 I see we invoked the Defense Oroduction act for Emergency Medical equipment today*t - DoucheLaloosh March 20, 2020, 13:33:53 every large city should be doing this. should have started weeks ago* - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 13:03:53 Every hospital is going to potentially short beds - DoucheLaloosh March 20, 2020, 13:10:52 true story* - Sounder March 20, 2020, 13:11:06 tribune reporting pritzker going to issue shelter in place starting tomorrow* - lcubed March 20, 2020, 12:50:38 My employer will figure out a way to make us an essential business because we make medical devices - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 14:10:46 btw, this better not start another stupid panic on groceries, etc, it's literally stay in your house - gig March 20, 2020, 13:23:18 It will if it already hasn't.* - HectorVillanueva19 March 20, 2020, 14:12:36 it probably already has, because people are generally idiots* - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 13:25:01 correct* - gig March 20, 2020, 13:37:21 meh, been doing that all week* - gig March 20, 2020, 13:16:06 so does that mean - no food delivery/order for pick up?? - OWWDig March 20, 2020, 13:04:15 go out for groceries, gas, pharmacy, take out, but that's it* - gig March 20, 2020, 13:17:03 I think you can still do carry out or delivery* - Mrap24 March 20, 2020, 13:08:04 Thanks to both of you. So I don't have to adjust my meal plan!* - OWWDig March 20, 2020, 13:19:53 I kind of assume it's just what most of us have been already doing* - OWWDig March 20, 2020, 13:07:00 right - i guess it formally closes the office in Chicago - Dilbert March 20, 2020, 13:09:33 Who's our poster in the Quad Cities? Or anyone from the East Side? ESL, even? :-) * - osklister March 20, 2020, 12:57:05 I'm in the QC's. - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 13:02:24 LOL, yeah... I mean here grocery stores still open and... not much change for me. - osklister March 20, 2020, 13:05:35 I guess non-essential businesses that are still staying open will be forced to close. - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 13:08:51 My guess is that it officially closes a lot of retail places and offices that aren’t essential - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 13:12:12 I wonder if they'll allow our office to stay open. We're all wfh except the essential support staff - Taz March 20, 2020, 13:08:47 Whoa. What happened to QBD?* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 12:59:38 He hasn't posted in a couple of years* - Blazer March 20, 2020, 13:17:05 No great loss. - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 13:17:42 agreed. - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 13:32:00 Knew it before I opened the post. lol* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 13:40:59 Jesus the Italy numbers are bleak.. +627 people passed away in the last 24 hours - ijustkrushalot March 20, 2020, 12:45:44 Just for context, ~2000 people a day die in Italy under normal conditions. Which means more people - meanjeans March 20, 2020, 13:45:18 are there any theories about their elevated death rate? - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 13:02:58 Older demographic for one, but I think Germany is up there, too. - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 13:17:37 I think western countries will all face fatality rates above China and S Korea - opey8 March 20, 2020, 13:28:50 Last big group of infections was a week ago. But if folks are just starting to show symptoms - IlliniRunner March 20, 2020, 12:48:37 infections are still accelerating - ijustkrushalot March 20, 2020, 12:50:27 Deron Williams tweet. - HeatMizer March 20, 2020, 12:41:15 good stuff, and lulz at the PS on making the bucket - IlliniSax05 March 20, 2020, 12:56:23 what is the max number of people who can congregate in your neck of the woods - bbonb March 20, 2020, 12:31:01 Got the layoffs done. Listening to a long-time co-worker sob over the phone is not fun. - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 12:18:28 Hang in there, man. Sorry again that you have to do that kind of stuff* - OWWDig March 20, 2020, 12:20:44 Thanks. The Deuce always helps. Ima go check the meme thread.* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 12:22:01 Grab a drink, kick back, and watch the last 4 minutes of the '05 Elite 8 game :)* - OWWDig March 20, 2020, 12:26:15 If you want to laugh, it's not going to help with that* - longsnapper March 20, 2020, 12:22:59 Allowing for suspension of student loan payments is a good move, especially for people - Taz March 20, 2020, 12:13:20 literally everyone is f*cked over this - Sounder March 20, 2020, 12:18:04 For you and I, yes. For someone who makes 1k a month (or less) and lost their job, - Taz March 20, 2020, 12:30:06 blaming health care workers for being ignorant of rules is an interesting tact to take on - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 12:09:17 I'm with LPAD, didn't hear that at all, but I guess I'm a bad person* - gig March 20, 2020, 13:22:05 Honestly, you are just hearing what you want to hear - LPAD March 20, 2020, 12:48:25 view for yourself. he's saying they should be able to find all alternative supplies themselves - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 13:00:26 Yep, I watched it live, and again. I hear no blame - LPAD March 20, 2020, 13:06:21 let's assume he's 100% correct in that the rules have been relaxed and more supplies can - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 13:14:25 That’s not what he said - LPAD March 20, 2020, 13:40:20 yet, everyone reading this subthread thinks he now said that* - gig March 20, 2020, 13:46:27 But they’re not available on the open market* - nash March 20, 2020, 12:56:19 That’s not what he said. He said he went and bought 200,000 of them right off the bat - LPAD March 20, 2020, 13:00:14 Details? I had to drop off the presser. - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 12:22:30 Was listening, don’t have the exact quote - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 12:31:30 Yup. Pretty much all our fault.* - nash March 20, 2020, 12:13:02 WE ARE SO F*CKED* - Sounder March 20, 2020, 12:10:54 "beseiged in a beautiful way"* - Sounder March 20, 2020, 12:06:25 FWIW I got texts from two different people within 5 mins of each other saying... - illini21 March 20, 2020, 12:04:29 2:30 press conference. * - DanSaint March 20, 2020, 12:55:42 For how long?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 20, 2020, 12:55:11 People here are already talking about Auguat vacation season being closed this year - opey8 March 20, 2020, 13:30:44 Illinois national guard said they haven't been called up, fwiw. * - Kimmerz March 20, 2020, 12:31:58 Rumored to use the California order as a model. If so, you can drive a truck through the exceptions - GMAW March 20, 2020, 12:27:48 Right, as soon as I saw CA do it I knew he would * - Tooldresser March 20, 2020, 12:41:01 Right. It will close more businesses, but it seems more like "stop going anywhere - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 12:30:12 I was getting those yesterday* - OWWDig March 20, 2020, 12:16:54 Dammit. I was hoping to restock on supplies in the morning. If he announces, there will be another - Taz March 20, 2020, 12:16:04 the presence of TP was posted in the neighborhood blog - Sounder March 20, 2020, 12:19:37 My friends got us some Scott rolls the other day. I'm just spoiled* - Taz March 20, 2020, 12:28:00 Just so stupid to use these scary terms to create rushes at the grocery stores* - CubsWonWorldSeries March 20, 2020, 12:18:50 Right now I guess it's California and.... Illinois? - osklister March 20, 2020, 13:00:13 That part is weird. IMO if a lock down is needed (I think it is) every state needs to do it now* - Tbag March 20, 2020, 13:29:33 Twitter is saying “shelter in place”* - Lord Maximus March 20, 2020, 12:14:23 I hope he does. - Chilango March 20, 2020, 12:12:57 Whatever must happen ultimately, should happen immediately* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 12:33:53 Yep* - MtHoodIllini March 20, 2020, 15:24:17 Same. Willing to do whatever it takes to get life back to normal as fast as possible* - illini21 March 20, 2020, 12:19:52 I'm feeling pretty frustrated right now - Sounder March 20, 2020, 12:22:25 Some will go back to normal, some will change, some will improve, some will be worse - Chilango March 20, 2020, 12:32:33 It’s been circling all morning* - illfan23 March 20, 2020, 12:12:02 Define total lockdown?* - CubsWonWorldSeries March 20, 2020, 12:06:16 Fauci is awesome. True patriot* - jumpingdan March 20, 2020, 11:58:33 DJT going off on CNN reporter Peter something. For shame* - timmer March 20, 2020, 11:34:45 POTUS is such a child* - TarheelIllini March 20, 2020, 12:47:28 Meanwhile, the biggest Trump supporter in my Facebook feed is sharing memes like... - DT March 20, 2020, 11:53:06 A friend posted this long screed about how Trump has most certainly NOT screwed this up: - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 12:22:20 It reads like a hilariously padded resume* - Franklin March 20, 2020, 12:25:54 Right....most were things he has nothing to do with, they’re supposed to happen* - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 12:57:50 My FB friend numbers are dropping at a rapid rate* - HeatMizer March 20, 2020, 12:11:40 I've thought about blocking him but it's informative.* - DT March 20, 2020, 12:13:01 The seizure of Manafort's money exponentially paid for any cost* - Sounder March 20, 2020, 11:55:30 those impeachment hearings were trying to help the american people* - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 11:54:50 so this is NOT the moment he became President?* - ATL March 20, 2020, 11:52:00 he used "esprit de corps" correctly in a sentence earlier. That's when he became president to me* - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 12:06:43 I want to know how they wrote it phonetically so he could pronounce it correctly* - ECEIllinois March 20, 2020, 12:57:11 Imagine being in the meeting where they describe what that meant and how to use it - illini March 20, 2020, 12:17:46 I'm confused, what does this have to do with the clothes again?* - DT March 20, 2020, 12:18:54 "Why can't I just call it the Spirit Corps?"* - Vandy March 20, 2020, 12:18:29 "de corps? You mean decor, like gilded candlesticks and toilet seats?" * - illini March 20, 2020, 12:20:05 How much of a renob did he get when they told him he could be considered a "wartime President"?* - Sounder March 20, 2020, 12:08:07 dotz - Sounder March 20, 2020, 11:53:34 I caddied for him the Summer before his first season at Northwestern* - JeffFrank March 20, 2020, 11:58:00 time to check in with dana bash for a ruling* - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 11:53:03 pompeo spends a couple mins explaining how people should be careful to only - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 11:51:14 Even by Trump standards, this is a shitshow* - Sounder March 20, 2020, 11:51:10 he's not able to blow off steam at rallies like he usually does so he's going to do it here* - ECEIllinois March 20, 2020, 11:51:03 DJT calls the state dept the “deep state” dept and Fauci rubbed his forehead..... - jumpingdan March 20, 2020, 11:49:16 ooo - assassin March 20, 2020, 11:57:38 “Deep State Department”* - Stu March 20, 2020, 11:49:12 Once again, this is like an SNL skit* - OWWDig March 20, 2020, 11:48:58 who's the pck look-alike that the president keeps calling on?* - suburbanmyth March 20, 2020, 11:46:27 "I don't call it Comcast, I call it Concast." I'm speechless* - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 11:43:37 "I know there's no sources, they're just making it up"* - gvibes March 20, 2020, 11:41:58 Horrible - Sounder March 20, 2020, 11:39:35 #leadership* - Tortillini March 20, 2020, 11:37:31 The moment the press conference goes off script and he gets pressed, he falls apart.* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 11:35:36 SPICER sighting!* - timmer March 20, 2020, 11:39:27 so Dr. Fauci says way too early to draw any conclusions about cholorquine - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 11:32:28 Someone below mentioned it was used widely in China - DT March 20, 2020, 11:50:50 That was me. It’s probably not a silver bullet.* - nash March 20, 2020, 12:01:10 the thing is it MIGHT be really effective. But Fauci is a doctor and he knows better - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 11:53:06 Yep he said “it’s all about the context of how it interacts with the corona virus”..... - jumpingdan March 20, 2020, 11:57:09 and this just went off the rails. trump says there is reason to hope for the drug - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 11:37:26 Everybody is amazed at how well he understand this stuff, it's just a talent, I guess. * - larue33 March 20, 2020, 11:39:34 What happened to facts not feelings.* - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 11:32:52 The home invasion/burglary industry has to be hurting nowadays, right?* - bbonb March 20, 2020, 11:09:29 Trump asked gangsters to shoot their victims from at least 6 feet away - Stu March 20, 2020, 11:18:53 Fagin has turned out many urchins.* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 11:12:05 why would anyone believe anything this liar pompeo says? - suburbanmyth March 20, 2020, 11:04:30 Are liquor stores considered essential services? - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 10:58:46 The big ones in my area are starting to setup curb pickup orders* - shua March 20, 2020, 11:29:50 "Youse delivers to da curb?? Whatta coincidence, dats exactly where I lives!!" - osklister March 20, 2020, 11:49:48 some of the local breweries are doing the same. Pre-ordering growlers and cans for curbside pickup* - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 11:36:49 FWIW, the list from Pennsylvania says yes, liquor stores can stay open* - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 11:03:42 good to know. - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 11:05:36 here's the list, and the article where it was linked: - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 11:14:02 they are in Belgium...* - opey8 March 20, 2020, 11:02:18 good question. maybe I should get a keg on order* - Dilbert March 20, 2020, 10:59:23 Local Golden Corral watch: still open for dining. - Stu March 20, 2020, 10:52:14 Not that I ever assumed their buffet food was really fresh - DT March 20, 2020, 11:01:43 Texas toast FTW* - jumpingdan March 20, 2020, 10:52:50 President speaking. Dow up 85. And. here. we. go.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 10:51:36 his speaking style is just terrible for this. he has written text with clear information - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 11:01:52 was the big, fast drop earlier due to the NY non essential notice?* - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 10:52:43 Not sure. But it sounds like the Mexican border is closing. Surprised it took this long.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 10:57:41 That's bad on the Mexican govt to keep it open this long* - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 11:11:42 Seen a couple of reports--sounds like Mexico is super ####ed - DT March 20, 2020, 11:23:14 Much of LATAM is in the same boat* - CWR10 March 20, 2020, 11:25:38 oh great, time for another sell-off* - Stu March 20, 2020, 10:52:39 The last 4 people in our county to be confirmed + are in their 20’s (3) and 30’s (1) * - LPAD March 20, 2020, 10:50:27 Being young doesn't mean you don't get it, it just means you have a better chance of surviving it. - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 10:58:00 Yes I know that.* - LPAD March 20, 2020, 11:00:31 So your point was?* - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 11:14:35 I think it’s significant in that this age group is (anecdotally) less likely to practice social - LPAD March 20, 2020, 11:21:19 Good point. In walking around neighborhood here, younger folks less likely to move over on sidewalk - Chilango March 20, 2020, 11:31:39 The neighbor has teens and they have a bunch of kids over every night. They're skating in... - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 11:33:23 We’ve got one like that here - LPAD March 20, 2020, 11:57:29 NOT in my neighborhood * - LPAD March 20, 2020, 12:13:38 Just got word we WFH until mid-April now* - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 10:35:25 May 1 here* - memyselfandillini March 20, 2020, 13:18:03 At home working on taxes and just saw the Fed filing date moved to July 15. - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 10:31:45 just got my illinois return this morning. got fed a few weeks ago* - lcubed March 20, 2020, 10:42:06 Watching Cuomo's press conference. He's done ####ing around. - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 10:28:13 The only thing is he gets too windy and folksy with his tale-telling - Stu March 20, 2020, 10:55:58 Governors in general have really brought it during this so far. much more confident - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 10:42:38 My sister sent around a text about how a nationwide quarantine is about to start with all - meanjeans March 20, 2020, 11:20:32 "i accept full responsibility"* - biclops March 20, 2020, 10:34:25 *Swoon** - KingTalkyTiki March 20, 2020, 10:48:13 Don't know anything about his policies or record, but his leadership has been excellent.* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 10:32:28 Absolutely * - LPAD March 20, 2020, 10:34:33 Uh oh... Some newborns in Brooklyn are about to stop getting their dicks sucked.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 10:32:10 I don't think those sorts of jokes are kosher* - gvibes March 20, 2020, 10:45:20 Not jokes. And just the tip of what I want to say.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 10:47:20 Well go on, but keep it bris-k.* - illinibone March 20, 2020, 11:30:15 trying to decide if I want to place a to-go order at Gus's Fried Chicken... - shua March 20, 2020, 10:27:16 Jacobdaugherty, how are you doing? " - reggiedunlop March 20, 2020, 9:51:52 Surrounded by a mountain of empty wine bottles?* - Sounder March 20, 2020, 10:35:27 Probably curled up in bed with his Kobe Bryant dolls.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 10:14:12 And some Notre Dame Tri-Delts.* - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 10:20:00 Shit. Way better.* - Chuck Woodaby March 20, 2020, 10:20:22 Reason 1237 I need to leave Illinois/Chicago..... - HectorVillanueva19 March 20, 2020, 9:48:27 I've mowed the lawn twice already.* - Stu March 20, 2020, 10:48:16 half of my lawn is underwater* - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 11:07:30 also I bought a new tennis racquet and I want to try it* - gvibes March 20, 2020, 10:32:23 Not sure I would even know how to buy a tennis racket these days. - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 10:35:54 "Beating a ball around with my kids" ... hmm. - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 10:37:48 It wasn't plural.* - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 10:39:41 That's what they all say. - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 10:41:47 I realized my tennis racquet was a 2003 model. - gvibes March 20, 2020, 10:37:21 Interesting. Figured there would be major material or technology changes. - EffinIllini March 20, 2020, 10:38:52 The hot tub has been quite comforting this week - Dilbert March 20, 2020, 10:26:25 My wife decided now would be a good time to buy a giant inflatable bouncy house pool thing. - gvibes March 20, 2020, 10:20:33 Aren't they called waterbeds?* - DT March 20, 2020, 10:26:33 Looks like I've got another week of chilly temps and alternating rain and patchy sun. - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 10:10:31 80 degrees and sunny here. I’ll be grilling pork chops later today and plan to spend the - 1 NEW March 20, 2020, 10:02:23 What was 1236?* - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 9:56:51 Property tax reassessments.* - HectorVillanueva19 March 20, 2020, 10:30:25 Your friends at the beach in FL suck. * - MC March 20, 2020, 9:49:11 They are still "social distancing". Outside and not as contagious as going to a park.... - HectorVillanueva19 March 20, 2020, 10:30:01 just got word, my company laid off 25% of my office today - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 9:42:13 Brutal. Friend of mine works for a fitness equipment manufacturer, - Kimmerz March 20, 2020, 10:04:46 what industry, if you don't mind me asking* - biclops March 20, 2020, 9:48:40 conferences/tradeshows - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 9:50:45 Friend of mine owns a promotional products company, and conferences and tradeshows... - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 9:56:29 it's going to be bad - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 10:10:46 July of 2021* - Drippy March 20, 2020, 10:12:27 can you let me have just one sliver of hope please? - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 10:18:21 Are you able to transition any events into digital conferences? - illini March 20, 2020, 10:59:28 there's a different division at the company that offers digital initiatives - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 11:11:52 If the drug trials going on now are successful, I could see things bouncing back pretty quickly. - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 10:21:49 sorry* - Drippy March 20, 2020, 10:18:54 you're good, i'm mostly kidding* - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 10:22:57 oof, yeah. good luck* - biclops March 20, 2020, 9:52:52 Oof sorry man. Best of luck * - MC March 20, 2020, 9:52:10 thanks - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 9:54:13 so the use of the malaria drug (chloroquine) sounds promising - gig March 20, 2020, 9:02:31 They used it a ton in China. Widespread shortages here in the US already. - nash March 20, 2020, 9:54:26 At least until the first chloroquine-resistant coronavirus pops up* - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 10:23:18 Do your friends call you Ray? - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 10:25:49 It does, but heard a doctor today say it has cardiac side effects that could be a problem for older - larue33 March 20, 2020, 9:28:56 Add Z-pak to it and it's even more promising. - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 9:17:16 Trump took care of the red tape so no worries* - ilinni11 March 20, 2020, 9:28:27 agreed, also did you hear about the experimental drug used on a guy who was on oxygen? - gig March 20, 2020, 9:27:01 Remdesivir was one of the drugs that experts said might be effective very early in the... - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 9:40:08 that's the one, was created for ebola* - gig March 20, 2020, 11:01:14 Remdesivir was the greatest swordsman e'er I laid eyes on, and a boon companion as well!* - Sammich March 20, 2020, 9:58:34 I've told my financial advisor to just invest in the same companies as Republican Senators.* - DT March 20, 2020, 9:41:24 Mylan in WV expects to have 50 million pills produced by mid April* - longsnapper March 20, 2020, 9:07:59 And I'm too sexy for Mylan, too sexy for Mylan, New York, and Japan* - bbonb March 20, 2020, 10:20:28 Who are the five greatest pharmaceutical companies of all time? - Sammich March 20, 2020, 10:39:37 50 million pills in a month in WV? Are you sure they’re talking about a coronavirus treatment?* - IlliniOllie March 20, 2020, 9:33:19 it's also supposed to be very inexpensive* - gig March 20, 2020, 9:23:14 Per wiki, wholesale cost is $.04, and actual US cost is $5.30* - gvibes March 20, 2020, 9:43:55 so was the EpiPen before Mylan bought it* - ATL March 20, 2020, 9:28:28 don't worry, they'll get right on that* - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 9:26:05 Ahem....Mylan is based about 10mi from my house in suburban Pittsburgh ;-p - ATL March 20, 2020, 9:14:39 Well, they do call that the "Backyard Brawl"... didn't know it was only 20 miles.* - osklister March 20, 2020, 9:18:42 Morgantown is about 40 minutes from here, we play them in youth soccer* - ATL March 20, 2020, 9:28:07 WV production facility - Dilbert March 20, 2020, 9:18:09 The Golf, Rabbit, Vanagon, Sirocco, Karmman-Ghia, Phaeton: all produced there.* - osklister March 20, 2020, 9:34:42 I assume the US will have the same deal? LBK will be happy. I can’t remember the last SD show i saw* - MC March 20, 2020, 9:01:01 Welcome!* - DiamondDazzle March 20, 2020, 9:37:40 Npr Up First podcast has a dr from Italy saying they have suspected cases going back to November - LPAD March 20, 2020, 8:51:09 It wouldn't surprise me if this was endemic and much earlier than people know* - Chilango March 20, 2020, 9:45:37 Depends. How many Chinese people live there?* - DT March 20, 2020, 8:53:45 Over 300,000 last I checked* - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 9:03:32 One interesting to me thing about extended WFH for everyone that can in opeyco - opey8 March 20, 2020, 8:50:59 Our local school is delivering lunch to select bus stops around the county - Tooldresser March 20, 2020, 8:45:04 our district has brown bag lunch pickup available at all the elementary schools* - biclops March 20, 2020, 9:54:03 Awesome.* - OWWDig March 20, 2020, 9:13:18 School districts, esp in poor areas, are doing God's work right now with nutritional needs* - ATL March 20, 2020, 8:55:04 This is great and school is doing everything it can do, it sounds like - opey8 March 20, 2020, 8:48:33 Still remembered!* - RSMBob March 20, 2020, 9:21:54 right* - Tooldresser March 20, 2020, 8:58:32 Bondi Beach looks fun* - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 8:38:16 These people can't be real - ATL March 20, 2020, 8:28:17 Well, it is the Chinese virus....* - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 8:55:02 “I’ve been around a long time, girl.” - doubledown March 20, 2020, 8:33:34 What's everyone doing this weekend . . . errrrr. . . what were you going to do? We were supposed to - LovetheChief March 20, 2020, 8:20:14 was supposed to be in whatever city Illinois is playing for the Sweet 16 bid* - Dilbert March 20, 2020, 8:48:28 Italy Priest death count:30* - Stu March 20, 2020, 7:59:43 Las Vegas ad agency earning its keep - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 7:53:23 What you contract in Vegas, stays in Vegas.* - DT March 20, 2020, 7:59:01 Not at Little Darlings - ATL March 20, 2020, 8:03:20 You mean COVOD-19, right?* - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 7:06:56 WutangVirus* - Lord Maximus March 20, 2020, 7:28:03 Local news insisting on still having traffic reports every 10 minutes - jdl March 20, 2020, 7:01:48 Sunny and 72 today, a great day to stay at home.* - DT March 20, 2020, 7:04:08 It’s been unbelievably unseasonably warm and sunny in Seattle - Sounder March 20, 2020, 7:11:10 That's made this more bearable, for sure.* - illinibone March 20, 2020, 11:24:36 Warm & sunny in Seattle? The world really is coming to an end* - HamptonSki March 20, 2020, 7:16:33 are you sure you weren't in SF?* - ATL March 20, 2020, 7:14:54 Oxford develops isothermal reverse transcriptase RNA test readable to naked eye - opey8 March 20, 2020, 5:32:18 Impressive that it's just taken for granted that any old hamlet... - DT March 20, 2020, 6:58:40 Inexplicably, I have the theme from Alice stuck in my head. - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 17:39:48 Lol, at first I was like “god knows I should remember that, but I don’t “ - Jackie March 21, 2020, 8:31:15 I have 24 Frames by Jason Isbell in my head* - ATL March 20, 2020, 20:55:39 Inexplicably when I read this the theme from Three’s Company popped into my head* - Walkon March 20, 2020, 19:49:45 Comeandknockonmydooooor* - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 20:11:44 Kiss my grits, PD!* - Tuscy March 20, 2020, 17:40:36 You stow it, Tuscy!* - PapaDels March 20, 2020, 17:45:49 Never Forget - Tortillini March 20, 2020, 18:59:24 WHAT DID YOU DO NOW, VERA????* - Stu March 20, 2020, 19:01:06 I couldn’t buy colored (mix in) paint due to COVID-19 - timmer March 20, 2020, 13:55:44 What? Does the store not have the capability? Point of sale tinting isn’t as popular in Europe, but - torinese March 21, 2020, 0:27:16 They got the people, they are selling the base paint and accessories - timmer March 21, 2020, 2:29:54 We were actually planning to head to Menard's tonight to buy paint for our daughter's room. - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 13:57:00 I got two days of an empty home before my HHG’s arrives - timmer March 20, 2020, 14:02:18 Can’t get “Oh, oh, oh Ozempic” out of my head. - HeatMizer March 21, 2020, 0:55:31 I hate how corny and catch that commercial is * - MC March 21, 2020, 1:02:01 Corona lockdown family movie recs needed..need something for my 14 year old boy. Some recents... - GCIllini99 March 20, 2020, 13:59:45 All the Bourne movies are great and go well together* - T Mac March 20, 2020, 23:12:12 The one non-matt-damon one was shit* - gvibes March 20, 2020, 23:15:22 Update...tonight we watched dodgeball and all loved it. Forgot how great Bateman was. The Ocho! - GCIllini99 March 20, 2020, 22:14:22 Buckaroo banzai * - gig March 20, 2020, 22:10:02 Here's a list I made up about 10 years ago for my family/kids. We've done about half so far... - RSMBob March 20, 2020, 15:24:46 Fantastic list...thanks much. Great ideas all. Couple i had forgotten. You’re awesome ish!* - GCIllini99 March 20, 2020, 15:37:11 *stranger danger* - gig March 20, 2020, 22:10:41 Airplane. Top Secret. Real Genius.* - theBard March 20, 2020, 14:55:25 naked gun* - biclops March 20, 2020, 14:56:55 Wait....he hasn't seen Indiana Jones yet?* - Vandy March 20, 2020, 14:27:12 No, not yet. Some other great suggestions here too. Appreciate it.* - GCIllini99 March 20, 2020, 14:36:07 Everything suggested is great, but I’d just start with Raiders and go from there - Vandy March 20, 2020, 15:05:03 big trouble in little china* - gig March 20, 2020, 14:11:07 Sneakers* - torinese March 20, 2020, 14:09:12 what about James Bond or Jason Bourne movies?* - biclops March 20, 2020, 14:03:51 My 13 yo loved the Mission Impossible series* - illfan23 March 20, 2020, 15:53:29 goonies? pirates of the caribbean? cast away? gladiator? stand by me? - biclops March 20, 2020, 14:26:27 Brendan Fraser mummy movies?* - biclops March 20, 2020, 14:05:46 or Fast & the Furious?* - biclops March 20, 2020, 14:04:16 Top Secret. Old movie but maybe it’d hit the right notes. * - 1 NEW March 20, 2020, 14:01:42 “I know a little German; he’s right over there.”* - torinese March 21, 2020, 0:20:01 MST3K on pluto tv* - timmer March 20, 2020, 14:01:36 man this is going to be a long week. Hobbs & Shaw premieres on HBO next Saturday - biclops March 6, 2020, 20:02:07 Just watched - now immune to the virus* - Walkon March 20, 2020, 21:13:23 If it didn’t work for Idris, it ain’t gonna work for you* - Sammich March 20, 2020, 22:49:25 Yep. That was brilliant. * - illini March 20, 2020, 21:23:02 It’s a stupid, fun movie that knows it’s supposed to be stupid and fun. - VIV March 20, 2020, 21:17:32 The first few, sure. I felt like the later ones embraced the seriousness in a camp way.* - DT March 20, 2020, 21:32:42 I saw it in the theater. It's everything you want it to be* - VIV March 16, 2020, 8:32:12 Watched Sunday. Very much enjoyed! Even the Mrs. (who dislikes the F&F movies) liked it. Solid 'A'.* - Wotcher March 16, 2020, 7:46:46 just finished. *chefs kiss*. 17 out of 5 illies - biclops March 15, 2020, 14:46:08 Does the movie require having seen all of the fast and furious movies?* - Sounder March 15, 2020, 14:48:27 100%, you’ll be totally lost if you don’t read the books first.* - Toonces March 20, 2020, 22:21:55 all you need to know is The Rock and Statham don't like each other - IlliniSax05 March 16, 2020, 8:52:59 not really* - VIV March 16, 2020, 8:33:48 these posts always amuse me. Someone has sat out the entire franchise, BUT NOW you want to jump... - shua March 16, 2020, 8:10:14 I'm a couple behind - Sounder March 16, 2020, 18:49:26 maybe he hates Vin Diesel - Sammich March 16, 2020, 8:36:20 always and forever* - chorizo March 16, 2020, 19:11:34 I mean, Paul Walker is my doppleganger, remember?* - Sounder March 16, 2020, 18:49:49 (except Tyrese, but where else is he gonna go?)* - VIV March 16, 2020, 9:27:15 LOL! Truth.* - Wotcher March 16, 2020, 8:37:43 Yes.* - Pooter March 15, 2020, 14:50:12 lulz* - illfan23 March 16, 2020, 8:45:32 ^5 * - Pooter March 16, 2020, 19:13:11 all it requires is a love of things that are awesome and a can-do attitude * - biclops March 15, 2020, 14:50:03 had to stop with an hour left because the wife needs to get up early tomorrow - biclops March 14, 2020, 22:18:33 Bump! Tonight is the big night * - MC March 14, 2020, 19:21:37 Vanessa Kirby is so hot* - shua March 14, 2020, 20:32:28 and let's not forget the short but memorable appearance of Eiza Gonzalez - IlliniSax05 March 16, 2020, 7:49:45 I think she's prettier than Vanessa Kirby, but I just don't feel like she has "it" like VK does.* - Wotcher March 16, 2020, 8:33:01 whatever "it" is Eiza Gonzalez definitely has it - IlliniSax05 March 16, 2020, 8:53:28 I guess we'll just have to agree it's all just personal preference! Not that I'd turn either away!* - Wotcher March 16, 2020, 9:19:55 The thing about her is that, while attractive, she's not the most beautiful actress out there, but.. - Wotcher March 16, 2020, 7:49:17 I didn't get around to Hobbs & Shaw yesterday but did watch part of F&F 8 - illini March 16, 2020, 8:57:31 agreed. I couldn't get enough of her in The Crown (especially since she was a brunette in that)... - shua March 16, 2020, 8:07:10 Yep. I'll second that. Even better as a brunette.* - Wotcher March 16, 2020, 8:31:37 about to fire it up in a few minutes. the best part is not having to decide if I am #teamrock or - biclops March 14, 2020, 20:20:11 Will we get a game thread? * - illini March 14, 2020, 20:20:53 I’m about 45 mins in and it’s easily the greatest film ever. * - MC March 14, 2020, 20:29:14 Adds to Sunday queue. * - illini March 14, 2020, 20:30:10 I’m sorry. I know we are all really bored, but this action comedy deserves my full attention * - biclops March 14, 2020, 20:23:37 if I could pick one celebrity to be... i, without a doubt, would be - Throwsize March 20, 2020, 22:03:29 It's your life - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 22:10:04 game on! - gig March 20, 2020, 14:04:32 POSTGAME - biclops March 20, 2020, 20:53:51 jsut watched the end, big O reb by Giorgi in the last min, then two huge 3's by trent* - gig March 20, 2020, 16:39:26 crying kansas baby ftw - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 15:57:26 [reggie] Underwood almost cost us this game, too! [/reggie]* - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 15:27:19 I can't believe i just fast forwarded to the final 3 minutes of a simulated video game - snipes824 March 20, 2020, 15:14:35 What do you want to bet stream count for Illinois games ends up being like 10x any other school* - meanjeans March 20, 2020, 15:25:21 I only saw bits and pieces so I'm planning to rewatch the whole thing, knowing the result - meanjeans March 20, 2020, 15:23:39 ha did exactly the same. what a world* - John Coctostan March 20, 2020, 15:21:49 atrocious clock management!! thankfully trent hit some clutch shots* - Mrap24 March 20, 2020, 15:04:15 Remember, Weber is coaching the team in this game* - KCWildcat March 20, 2020, 15:05:15 I <3 right-handed Trent! - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 15:03:23 Thank #### for Trent* - KCWildcat March 20, 2020, 15:02:58 TRENT!* - Illiniphil March 20, 2020, 15:02:58 never a doubt!* - ECEIllinois March 20, 2020, 15:02:56 DAGGER* - UIHuskie March 20, 2020, 15:02:28 Trent! GET A STOP* - UIHuskie March 20, 2020, 15:01:43 Complete collapse* - UIHuskie March 20, 2020, 15:00:54 Lead down to 3 :/* - KCWildcat March 20, 2020, 15:00:30 pucker pucker. - tvillini March 20, 2020, 15:00:22 Wait til 1 on the shot clock, jack a shot up - KCWildcat March 20, 2020, 14:58:18 Why TF are we playing at Knebraska, and... no cheerleaders standing in front of the student section? - osklister March 20, 2020, 14:52:55 Would have been playing in Omaha? - tvillini March 20, 2020, 14:53:25 Good point, maybe they don't have graphics for Creighton. Or Payton Manning. - osklister March 20, 2020, 15:05:24 so Illinois* - bbonb March 20, 2020, 14:47:32 damonte putting up shots? seems unrealistic* - ECEIllinois March 20, 2020, 14:46:59 Game really likes playing Higgs - Draino March 20, 2020, 14:41:36 I don't know why I closed this at halftime like it was really going to be 20 minutes...* - GrandmotherPearlsJam March 20, 2020, 14:37:52 Kofi with a chance at the trip-dub* - Sammich March 20, 2020, 14:33:55 up 16 at the half!* - VIV March 20, 2020, 14:33:13 Ayo not helping his draft stock* - bbonb March 20, 2020, 14:31:44 the time off has really helped Giorgi - IlliniSax05 March 20, 2020, 14:28:14 crowd looks great, all clapping in unison* - biclops March 20, 2020, 14:27:30 let's finish these punks* - bbonb March 20, 2020, 14:26:39 why do I even post? - IlliniSax05 March 20, 2020, 14:17:24 I assumed it needed a new game thread* - gig March 20, 2020, 14:23:59 I like Kofi look with the headband and the new number * - MC March 20, 2020, 14:17:20 Higgs just had a sweet alley oop dunk! - gig March 20, 2020, 14:13:52 So much for social distancing! Also, our players look really stiff. - Kajagoogoo March 20, 2020, 14:05:48 Kofi and Trent's jerseys must have gotten lost* - gig March 20, 2020, 14:07:52 Archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... Last   Main Board