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Kevin Kruger, son of Lon, joining Illini coaching staff - OB25 July 9, 2025, 17:08:19 View thread; 36 responses, latest posted Today, 18:34:13, View last; TSJ leading the Twolves Summer League today - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 21:01:30 Meanwhile, kj……yikes - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:39:30 Finished with 24 pts* - illinilosch Today, 17:35:28 With 4 boards, 4 assists, just 2 turnovers. * - larue33 Today, 17:53:57 Per Warner, KJ having a monster game today. 19 points on 6/7 (4/4 on 3's) in the 2Q.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 16:29:29 oooof* - Blazer Today, 13:31:21 Must be injured again.* - voiceofreason Today, 7:12:52 No one shits on our players quite like Illini fans* - digs Today, 17:38:04 For real* - Herman Blume Today, 17:52:36 petrovic having some immigration issues. may not make it until october.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:59:31 thanks, trump* - VIV Today, 8:14:10 I've always had a bad feeling* - illini21 Today, 7:11:20 Super* - EffinIllini Today, 0:19:39 Can’t he just send like a notarized letter that says he’s white?* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 21:17:29 Maybe some documented family involvement with ethnic cleansing.* - DT Today, 18:34:13 sweet* - biclops Yesterday, 21:16:48 So he went from being a head coach...? - aimlessillini Yesterday, 10:47:33 Ahhh "FORMER" - makes more sense now * - aimlessillini Yesterday, 10:48:58 Tennessee tickets for Dec 6 now on presale - jfinsocal Yesterday, 10:19:41 Wisch - illini21 July 9, 2025, 21:03:36 Well that is right in his self centered wheelhouse.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 9, 2025, 22:03:31 In the FML I'm old category - Sounder July 9, 2025, 18:24:04 Lon had some strong genes* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 9, 2025, 18:23:57 Per his bio he played professionally in Bulgaria - biclops July 9, 2025, 18:17:52 The pride of Jefferson Middle School!* - MojoJojo July 9, 2025, 18:11:43 along with Bonnie Blair* - ECEIllinois July 9, 2025, 18:37:57 Hey Blazer! Zach Hamer still employed!* - Poldark July 9, 2025, 17:42:05 Yeah but in what capacity? - Blazer July 9, 2025, 17:43:01 director of program development.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 20:57:05 247 has mentioned him as lead recruiter on at least one high school recruit. * - larue33 July 9, 2025, 18:49:24 Both 247 and high school recruiting are useless* - Blazer July 9, 2025, 23:38:40 Seems like a heck of a high value pickup * - assassin July 9, 2025, 17:32:41 i don’t know krugah!* - Ari Gold July 9, 2025, 17:30:21 I don’t know Sonny* - Ron McDon July 9, 2025, 17:54:03 Fredo? Michael? Connie?? Even Tom? - osklister July 9, 2025, 17:58:20 I like it* - OWWDig July 9, 2025, 17:10:40 View thread; Collapse ^ So I had my first Korean hot pot & BBQ experience yesterday - Taz Today, 18:03:24 View thread; 7 responses, latest posted Today, 18:33:48, View last; love Korean bbq* - ECEIllinois Today, 18:23:48 1 of my reports was born in Korea and he’s exchanging his taking me on a tour of H Mart for my - ATL Today, 18:20:54 K-pot* - DT Today, 18:07:25 banchan* - Sounder Today, 18:04:33 Idkwtm* - Taz Today, 18:16:30 Do you mean Bonchon? Because that’s the bomb * - illini thunder Today, 18:15:57 Banchan are the army of little side dishes. * - assassin Today, 18:33:48 View thread; Collapse ^ Closed escrow on a house today, get keys next Thursday - RSMBob Yesterday, 13:39:14 View thread; 19 responses, latest posted Today, 18:25:17, View last; Mazel tov!* - ATL Today, 18:25:17 Congrats!* - Taz Today, 18:04:03 Congrats!* - snipes824 Today, 17:46:51 Congrats! * - DT Yesterday, 19:37:57 Congratulations!* - PapaDels Yesterday, 19:03:20 is this the same house you posted about before?* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 17:11:06 Yes...we had a lot of wants, there was very little inventory, we lost this one and then it came back - RSMBob Yesterday, 17:51:19 have fun discovering the unmoved graves in the backyard* - timmer Today, 17:10:11 at your age, any home is a “forever home” - bbonb Today, 17:08:22 Congrats Bob!* - Tortillini Yesterday, 15:55:08 Didn't know that's what RSM stood for======> - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:52:11 Well, it used to be Romantic Single Male and then Real Sexy Man... - RSMBob Yesterday, 17:49:16 I always thought Regional Sales Manager. - tvillini Today, 6:56:42 TIL that RSM is Rancho Santa Margarita* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 14:12:32 It's named for the goddess of cocktails.* - complainant Yesterday, 13:58:09 just sell everything and start over. it'll be more fun* - assassin Yesterday, 13:39:47 Do people buy used things?* - complainant Yesterday, 13:52:13 only every person under age 30* - bbonb Yesterday, 14:27:59 they'll haggle it down to something dumb, but they sure do* - assassin Yesterday, 13:58:53 View thread; Collapse ^ Am I making a grave mistake in planning a mid-October trip to Banff/Canmore, AB? - ATL July 7, 2025, 16:59:50 View thread; 41 responses, latest posted Today, 17:30:17, View last; Maybe some Bear spray if you're wandering off the beaten path* - MtHoodIllini July 8, 2025, 19:46:33 I love the number of warnings on bears spray to not use it like bug spray. - gvibes July 9, 2025, 8:43:21 LOL* - MtHoodIllini Today, 16:34:49 TBH I don't think we should be issuing such warnings - ATL July 9, 2025, 8:48:19 It's not true of the Salmon Flavored Bear Spray anyhow.* - complainant July 9, 2025, 9:03:26 I was going with a Bears/Packers reference, but I like this one better. - osklister July 9, 2025, 9:43:20 Ran into these guys at Black Canyon of the Gunnison - ATL July 9, 2025, 8:21:09 Nice. Didn't realize that there were many bears out that way. - EffinIllini July 9, 2025, 9:55:07 A black bear broke up my nephews wedding rehearsal in Estes Park. LOL.....everyone scattered* - MtHoodIllini Today, 16:37:28 We deal with bears, a lot of them, every summer, in SW Colorado, 9,500 feet. - cpsteine July 9, 2025, 13:25:09 Interesting. - EffinIllini July 9, 2025, 14:15:44 On my way from Denver to Grand Junction, Maps offered me a "shortcut" to avoid the I-70 closures - ATL July 9, 2025, 13:28:59 I-70 sucks. I ride 285 in most cases, although we rarely go to Denver anymore.* - cpsteine July 9, 2025, 13:32:53 On the way back to Denver I went to Montrose and then over the Monarch Pass - ATL July 9, 2025, 13:38:08 apparently they are still black bears and not grizzlies - black bears can be brown - ATL July 9, 2025, 10:17:20 Big Bend is a cool place. Also saw a bighorn there* - MtHoodIllini Today, 16:34:29 Yes, Black bears can be colored anywhere from black to cinnamon to blonde. - EffinIllini July 9, 2025, 13:55:41 Pictures (it happened) - complainant Today, 17:30:17 Looks like I may be making a grave mistake - Alberta leads even Texas in measles resurgence. - ATL July 8, 2025, 15:50:45 All right already. We've proved the dullards won't take shots. Let's move to phase B. - complainant July 8, 2025, 19:41:11 I had a conference there in late-September a few years back - illini July 8, 2025, 8:51:00 George Donner in 1846: "Am I making a grave mistake in planning a mid-October trip to California?"* - IlliniOllie July 8, 2025, 8:42:30 whenever I see "Banff" I say it in my head like the sound Nightcrawler makes - IlliniSax05 July 8, 2025, 6:56:03 fuckin' nerd* - Sammich July 8, 2025, 8:58:24 How old is mini? In my mind he’s 25* - bbonb July 7, 2025, 18:23:48 HBD mini! 17 today. Also HBD digs!* - ATL July 7, 2025, 18:27:20 And also Tuscy Princess! * - Tuscy July 7, 2025, 21:25:44 HBD!* - ATL July 8, 2025, 7:48:28 HBD, mini! Lots of kids in Kerrville TX will never see their 17th bday* - bbonb July 7, 2025, 18:37:16 Wtf* - Taz July 7, 2025, 19:36:55 Now I has a sad* - ATL July 7, 2025, 18:54:46 Did you consider that you may not be able to get back into the US?* - timmer July 7, 2025, 18:21:27 I mean, I’d just move to Kelowna. * - ATL July 7, 2025, 18:24:47 Remind me. Were you born here? - complainant July 7, 2025, 21:29:14 I went to Mexico in April and they let me back in. * - ATL July 7, 2025, 21:41:58 It felt touch and go for a bit, but they let me back in after a trip to Victoria, BC last weekend.* - DocWalk20 July 7, 2025, 18:22:48 Also same flights marketed by Delta (WetJet metal) $1,500 for three tix. WestJet marketed $1,200. - ATL July 7, 2025, 17:55:19 I will say I took WestJet twice to Calgary. - Chilango July 9, 2025, 11:55:51 Deadly. - osklister July 7, 2025, 17:50:06 yes, your worst mistake since Supercuts * - biclops July 7, 2025, 17:47:26 Could be great weather, could be snow - GhostofPokeyStixPast July 7, 2025, 17:38:19 View thread; Collapse ^ Poles extended through 2029 season - illini21 Today, 13:58:21 View thread; 10 responses, latest posted Today, 17:29:31, View last; racist* - bbonb Today, 17:26:28 Really stupid. It’d be one thing if you needed to show GM security to hire a coach. - Carl Spackler Today, 17:20:40 I’d guess this was in the works during that process - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 17:29:31 That’s a lot more than 4 hours. Consult a physician.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 17:08:44 God damn it, I was too slow.* - complainant Today, 17:21:11 terrible. - Poldark Today, 14:08:58 How was the play other than that, Mrs Lincoln? - osklister Today, 16:17:23 they have to extend him, otherwise recruiting will suffer* - Sammich Today, 14:17:19 the only explanation - Poldark Today, 17:25:52 King Poles strikes again! :-O* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 14:16:32 View thread; Collapse ^ Week of 7/7 politics thread- Trump kills Epstein, then kills the investigation. - VIV July 7, 2025, 6:07:00 View thread; 471 responses, latest posted Today, 17:21:42, View last; Got an email from the local school district that due to federal funding - WhitmansFolly Today, 16:37:12 Hell yeah * - assassin Today, 17:20:54 "SPEAK AMERICAN" -MAGA - tvillini Today, 16:44:37 They should cut sports so people will care* - KCWildcat Today, 16:37:59 Also cutting the adult learning program. - WhitmansFolly Today, 16:42:46 Grateful to have a President whose top priority is to sympathize with the families of the TX tragedy - UofIL6 Today, 16:28:48 So take no responsibility and call people names. Got it.* - Mrap24 Today, 16:54:02 Mechahitler coming to a Tesla near you - ATL Today, 15:48:46 Thankfully, Teslas don’t have a gas chamber* - timmer Today, 16:56:21 "After the intersection, take the Third Reich and then you'll be at your destination" * - UofIL6 Today, 16:04:31 You mean ‘Final Solution’* - timmer Today, 16:27:20 Nice* - reggiedunlop Today, 16:16:52 oOo - KingTalkyTiki Today, 16:10:24 They must REALLY not want us to buy their cars.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 16:00:52 phew, I was worried drivers were being too attentive on the road* - RVA Today, 15:51:14 This video posted by Dept. of Homeland Security. - larue33 Today, 15:22:00 rotten to the core* - Sammich Today, 15:55:33 This is exactly the kinda thing the Ten Commandments warned about - RVA Today, 15:42:44 Just surprised they didn't put it to the Horst Wessel Song.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 15:29:45 Watched on mute, wouldn't be surprised if they thought Run Through the Jungle fit the vibe* - RVA Today, 15:33:31 How many edits did Noem veto because her hair looked wrong? - complainant Today, 16:20:25 gross* - VIV Today, 15:23:27 Bongino considering resigning over Epstein files - ATL Today, 14:10:11 I think he really just wants to get out of having to sit in an office for a few hours a day* - IlliniRunner Today, 14:59:47 I think there's zero chance that Bongino doesn't quit. - complainant Today, 15:47:46 Everyone in Trump's orbit blaming all of this on Bondi is a brilliant move. - Chuck Woodaby Today, 16:09:39 When Biden (and Trump before him) delayed the release of the JFK files do you think that was - Chuck Woodaby Today, 14:16:28 was biden somehow linked to the assassination (like HW Bush was?)* - VIV Today, 14:49:52 Fake news on Bush.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 14:51:11 it was a tinfoil joke, bruh* - VIV Today, 14:58:14 Well HW was in Dallas that day (after the assassination) and somebody in the CIA named George Bush - Chuck Woodaby Today, 15:04:48 oh, i've posted much dumber things. - VIV Today, 15:07:40 They were protecting the Cruz family * - ATL Today, 14:30:11 The Cruz family that hates communism or the Cruz family that supported Castro?* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 14:44:47 Ted should do more interviews. - Chuck Woodaby Today, 14:55:32 It’s like these guys want Mandani to win. Free advertising basically when you align these folks - John Coctostan Today, 12:36:47 NY Post: NY Cops would flee the job if Mandani wins: FOP leaders. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:22:31 Pfft, as if union labor would *ever* vote for a socialist.* - complainant Today, 13:31:59 But seriously, if there's a way to provoke all the fascist cops to leave a community, I'm all ears. - complainant Today, 13:34:35 the implication is that NYC financiers believe Mamdani would cost them more than $20 mil - Sammich Today, 12:38:46 It's going to be very entertaining to see $100 million plus get spent - Sounder Today, 12:49:25 It will have been way cheaper just to buy him off (which they will end up doing anyway). - Chuck Woodaby Today, 13:25:33 It will be interesting to see if Cuomo runs anyway - Sounder Today, 13:27:33 If there's one thing Cuomo loves, it is not taking "no" for an answer. - Chuck Woodaby Today, 13:33:00 In response to this post, I have pasted a humorous GIF. - complainant Today, 15:45:08 Sputtering fountain of bile and racism Tom Homan says a person being hispanic is enough to arrest - doubledown Today, 11:34:19 Missed it by a couple of hours. Try again tomorrow. * - Dilbert Today, 12:30:03 We're the hottest country anywhere in the world! - Sounder Today, 11:27:14 I mean, maybe? But it's due to the global warming and all* - KCWildcat Today, 11:42:54 Interesting where this Fox News reporter and Republican congressmen celebrated their engagement - snipes824 Today, 9:54:57 I like to keep myself occupied while sitting around waiting in airports. - complainant Today, 10:36:47 O RLY? - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 9:03:55 So if you look like an old and white shithead, you should have your shithead on a swivel* - LWillhite Today, 17:21:42 Is anything he says incorrect, legally?* - gvibes Today, 14:16:22 Does "detain" mean longer than a pat down? Does Reasonable Suspicion include speaking Spanish? - complainant Today, 15:57:57 This needs to be on repeat right now for the next 3.5 years from the DNC.* - Carl Spackler Today, 12:41:10 I truly don't know it it matters to the general populace - Sounder Today, 12:50:53 Target the Hispanic population* - Carl Spackler Today, 12:51:56 The ones who broke MAGA in 2020* - Sounder Today, 12:53:15 There is zero doubt that Homan bullied kids in school* - bjl63 Today, 12:38:30 I guess I should investigate the concealed carry laws here * - ATL Today, 9:47:58 and MAGA wonders where the "fascist" talk comes from* - VIV Today, 9:06:05 I was told there would be no racism * - ATL Today, 9:48:19 Racism died in the '90s, but mocha necromancer Obama resurrected it for his own nefarious purposes* - Sammich Today, 10:00:29 and the best part is, they just upped ICE's budget by, what, 20x?* - VIV Today, 9:45:33 Your papers are not in order.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 9:13:19 And let’s not forget your melanin* - PapaDels Today, 9:28:03 Leopards/Faces - the union electricians of Maine - complainant Yesterday, 20:35:16 And all of them will vote GOP next time too.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:29:50 35% tariffs on Canada* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 20:29:09 Man, that is absurd* - Sounder Today, 10:34:22 Is this still because of the 3 pounds of fentanyl? * - VIV Yesterday, 20:31:41 Trump claims Biden's dog ate the Epstein evidence before being banished for biting secret service - illini222 Yesterday, 15:54:57 Ken Paxton getting divorced. Wonder what his wife's "recent discoveries" are - ATL Yesterday, 15:07:30 i loved him in independence day* - VIV Yesterday, 16:42:49 That's Bill Pullman!* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 9:22:47 I think you're thinking of Will Smith.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 9:46:08 No. Judd Hirsch.* - ATL Today, 9:49:29 He was better in Big Love* - Chilango Yesterday, 17:07:31 A dead girl or a live boy* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:44:44 Given some of the reaction from others on the right, maybe both? - Chicago1995 Yesterday, 15:55:42 I think they didn't want Paxton to be the nominee, and are leveraging this - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 16:19:14 Divorce petition alleges adultry.* - Chicago1995 Yesterday, 15:22:01 He had an affair five years ago laid out in his impeachment - ATL Yesterday, 15:33:28 Sounds like he has a wandering eye* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 15:39:33 sick burn* - complainant Yesterday, 20:32:02 That's terrible.... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:18:31 too bad it came out before the Senate primary* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:33:39 Probably increases his appeal. He is kicking Cornyn’s ass - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 15:51:48 Trump nominates "Alpha Male" Nick Adams as ambassador to Malaysia* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 14:59:04 Mahathir Mohamad turned 100 today. This news might kill him. - complainant Yesterday, 15:09:47 might kill Adams first to live in a place w/o Hooters and where a foursome with the boys is illegal* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:48:30 Literal socialism: DOD to become largest shareholder in MP Materials, a rare earths company - ATL Yesterday, 13:53:19 Oh nice. Fidelity tells me a bought in January 19, 2021 for a cost basis of $33... - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:08:19 This is part of what I do and this is a very good thing for our national security… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 14:02:14 way to completely miss the point* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 14:16:29 I feel like we can do a lot of this stuff without the government owning the means of production - ATL Yesterday, 14:14:54 We have to in this case. Markets and associated capital aren’t aligned with critical national… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 14:28:50 i agree with you. i also don't villify the concept of democratic socialism as evil in most of - Nobster Yesterday, 14:04:55 yeah, i think he's missing the subtext* - assassin Yesterday, 14:07:26 ohhhh. :-)* - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 14:29:38 I'm enjoying this Coloradoan newscaster. I expect we'll be seeing more of him. - complainant Yesterday, 13:15:33 Conservative darling non-bank lender (endorsed by Erickson and Hewitt) collapses in Georgia - ATL Yesterday, 10:04:59 It’s almost like con men wrap themselves in religion because… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 12:03:37 Now I ain't asking for the world here - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 13:22:27 And luckily, since they're not a bank, they didn't have any of those pesky regulations - ATL Yesterday, 12:30:00 Faith-based non-health insurance is a total con game too. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 12:00:33 Faith-based anything is a scam. Also, anything “for patriots” * - doubledown Yesterday, 15:02:53 I'm fairly certain my SIL & her fam use one of those. - Tortillini Yesterday, 12:25:28 Pro: "Laying on of hands" is usually covered at 80% of cost.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:03:10 Also sprained tongues from speaking in them too fast… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 12:04:50 During one of my summer jobs in college, I worked for a guy whose dad died... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:13:18 You hate to see it... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:27:34 So much winning - John Coctostan Yesterday, 8:41:14 Dotz - Sounder Yesterday, 9:41:20 He forgot "eliminate tax incentives for investment in manufacturing of future looking technologies"* - ATL Yesterday, 9:49:45 His obsession with wind turbines is weird - Sounder Yesterday, 9:55:25 Chortle. Well when you put it that way.....* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 9:47:47 Given their anti-free trade stance, presumably the Trump admin thinks this is a big US win.* - DT Yesterday, 9:35:30 China is signing up to be taken advantage of, Sad!* - Sammich Yesterday, 9:41:54 US companies that rely on exports are going to get thunderfucked* - VIV Yesterday, 9:02:37 Na nana na nana naaaa! You've been.. - Tuscy Yesterday, 9:24:52 Tok always - digs July 9, 2025, 23:25:59 Clay Travis says Epstein wasn’t so bad - ATL July 9, 2025, 20:41:38 Seems like Clay's got a (16 year old) girlfriend. * - Chicago1995 Yesterday, 10:04:23 He prefers women who have no basis for comparison. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:20:54 But she lives in Mississippi so it’s all good * - ATL Yesterday, 10:13:42 I can’t believe people listen to Clay Travis on anything. - illini Yesterday, 8:54:38 (Drake) YEAH! (/Drake)* - VIV Yesterday, 8:16:56 Big "technically it's not pedophiliia, it's ephebephilia" energy* - Sammich Yesterday, 0:51:11 I do like the blue checkmarks turning on Bondi when she tries to talk about protecting girls - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 0:45:35 You all realize this is where we are. trump and magas can do NOTHING wrong - illini thunder Yesterday, 0:14:16 It’s a cult made up of people who will tolerate any behavior as long as they are - doubledown Yesterday, 8:02:16 I mean, there's also a huge swath of people who believe Trump is a genius businessman because that's - complainant Yesterday, 8:06:49 We just have a lot of stupid people in this country. * - doubledown Yesterday, 8:12:28 Sir this is a Wendy’s. * - assassin Yesterday, 0:27:00 Man Knows Unsettling Amount About Nationwide Age-Of-Consent Laws - complainant July 9, 2025, 20:48:16 Men Explain Why Age Of Consent Laws Are Too Strict - complainant July 9, 2025, 20:54:40 Here’s the thing about consent laws… - SurfTheBoneyard July 9, 2025, 22:02:20 Trump with 50% tariffs on Brazil, doesn’t like how Bolsonaro is being treated. - Carl Spackler July 9, 2025, 20:00:21 The dumbest of fucks* - opey8 July 9, 2025, 21:34:09 that seems outside of a President's tariff powers?* - ECEIllinois July 9, 2025, 20:19:54 Trump’s powers are unlimited if nobody will challenge him. * - doubledown July 9, 2025, 21:08:50 Global mob boss* - UofIL6 July 9, 2025, 20:13:19 Feds still denying disaster relief for California. Texas is a different story. - ATL July 9, 2025, 19:18:47 He said no way, and I said way - Sounder July 9, 2025, 15:42:13 kurds and way* - memyselfandillini July 9, 2025, 16:33:55 probably not a great idea to mention the kurds* - VIV Yesterday, 8:16:10 The American President, everyone.* - timmer July 9, 2025, 16:17:59 Not my President. It's still Joseph Biden IMHO.* - Warrin'_Illini July 9, 2025, 16:25:20 He's going to get us all killed* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 16:19:20 At least for me, I’ll be vaporized in 2ms. - timmer July 9, 2025, 16:23:00 no way* - memyselfandillini July 9, 2025, 16:35:01 Weigh* - timmer July 9, 2025, 16:38:17 ooo - ATL July 9, 2025, 16:19:13 I didn't realize until recently that Sorkin wrote that* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 16:23:55 Wait. She burns flags… - timmer July 9, 2025, 16:21:21 Still would* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 16:22:17 Here’s a letter written by our president to an ally - ATL July 9, 2025, 13:42:26 That can’t be real.* - voiceofreason July 9, 2025, 15:51:00 You should read the Brasil one* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 16:14:51 LOL they're getting a 50% tariff as punishment for prosecuting Bolsonaro! * - assassin July 9, 2025, 16:32:08 Which is so fvcking insane. Could you imagine if Biden proposed something like that? - UofIL6 July 9, 2025, 16:37:06 I just read it again - Sounder July 9, 2025, 16:40:32 TRADE* - VIV July 9, 2025, 14:11:19 Trade Deficit disparity* - Jackie July 9, 2025, 15:00:08 The fucked up part is that whoever is writing this, assuming it's not Trump - Sounder July 9, 2025, 15:11:26 You’re assuming too much - timmer July 9, 2025, 15:23:21 JD Vance went to Yale Law School - Sounder July 9, 2025, 15:26:05 GWB also went to Yale. - timmer July 9, 2025, 15:28:32 I think admissions were a lot more nepo focused then* - gvibes July 9, 2025, 17:13:38 GWB might not be a Rhodes Scholar, but he's no dummy - Sounder July 9, 2025, 15:38:47 Counterpoint: You're wrong.* - complainant July 9, 2025, 16:55:29 Vance was a DEI acceptance at Yale* - ATL July 9, 2025, 15:41:45 Probably* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 15:42:36 Verified. - timmer July 9, 2025, 16:31:58 Just for the record, that country is the largest holder of US Treasuries* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 13:58:52 If you owe someone 1 Trillion dollars that's their problem.* - Chuck Woodaby July 9, 2025, 14:05:12 If you owe a million, it’s your problem. If you owe a trillion, it’s their problem * - uofi1998 July 9, 2025, 14:41:56 With best wishes, I am, sincerely,* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 13:58:01 Not the worst, if it weren’t for the capital S* - jjlocke923 July 9, 2025, 14:02:30 With you, always* - ATL July 9, 2025, 14:01:43 Thank you for your attention to this matter* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 14:40:29 Is it Prime Minister or His Excellency? Decide on one and go all the way. - timmer July 9, 2025, 13:47:44 Jesus Christ, this is full idiocracy. - KingTalkyTiki July 9, 2025, 13:46:44 It’s the capitalization that bugs me the most. - jjlocke923 July 9, 2025, 13:52:53 Classic LITTLE Bitch.* - KingTalkyTiki July 9, 2025, 15:02:11 Sheesh - I was kind of agreeing with you* - jjlocke923 July 9, 2025, 15:22:33 Have you noticed his EKG signature is getting worse?* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 13:45:49 Trump praising the Liberian president’s English and asking him where learned it is hilarious - CanHartlebHireSnider July 9, 2025, 12:57:46 That and he attended Kansas State… - SurfTheBoneyard July 9, 2025, 13:04:54 Someone should tell Trump about Tim Weah - Sounder July 9, 2025, 13:09:10 Speaking of bad responses to seemingly fair questions - UofIL6 July 9, 2025, 12:47:40 that guy is not long for the press room if he doesn't know that it's pronounced "Democrat Senators"* - Sammich July 9, 2025, 12:59:42 Douchey is one of their main puppets* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 13:15:06 Clearly if you are against secret police, you hate our country* - ATL July 9, 2025, 12:55:11 What a bizarre and terrible response to the question. - ATL July 9, 2025, 12:35:43 football coaches are notoriously allergic to accountability - Sammich July 9, 2025, 12:59:06 He says some incredibly dumb stuff. But, he's a Republican in Texas* - UofIL6 July 9, 2025, 12:43:13 California is now the fourth largest economy in the world - Sounder July 9, 2025, 12:34:27 These tariff threats are laugh out loud funny - Mrap24 July 9, 2025, 11:48:48 It's been ninety days now, how many of the ninety deals did we get?* - RVA July 9, 2025, 12:13:04 They are claiming 2, but the real answer is none* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 12:13:24 How many tacos do you want to bet they don't kick in on August 1st?* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 11:50:20 The markets seem to betting heavily that way. * - larue33 July 9, 2025, 12:37:30 What’s the protein?* - timmer July 9, 2025, 12:11:39 Click to cancel appears dead - DocWalk20 July 9, 2025, 11:42:07 Khan was a terrible, terrible choice. The SEC guy was almost as bad.* - ATL July 9, 2025, 12:33:00 You're going to have to show your work on Khan being terrible. - IlliniRunner July 9, 2025, 12:41:31 And lost like every case she instituted. I didn't disagree with her positions - ATL July 9, 2025, 12:54:06 Yikes. - KingTalkyTiki July 9, 2025, 11:29:54 Jesus is John Hamm?* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 11:48:01 ooo - VIV July 9, 2025, 12:10:26 That is fantasic* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 12:18:51 the outtakes from between two ferns are awesome. - VIV July 9, 2025, 12:35:48 These tariff letters are really fucking stupid - Sounder July 9, 2025, 10:58:21 X CEO to resign - Sounder July 9, 2025, 10:38:52 X's new head of product didn't even make it a full scaramucci* - gvibes July 9, 2025, 11:30:59 think Nikita is still there* - ECEIllinois July 9, 2025, 13:01:13 When your AI goes full Nazi that's usually a career limiting move* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 11:49:16 Or in this case get you promoted to CEO. - Chuck Woodaby July 9, 2025, 11:55:10 Possible. Though kind of odd to allege that your employer is trying to create the antichrist* - gvibes July 9, 2025, 12:12:24 I believe some people call those jokes.* - Chuck Woodaby July 9, 2025, 12:15:10 Not a great joke to run at the same time grok is writing rape fantasies about twitter's CEO* - gvibes July 9, 2025, 15:48:08 Will Stancil was Twitter's CEO? - Chuck Woodaby July 9, 2025, 16:01:53 Yaccaty sax* - ATL July 9, 2025, 11:08:30 LOL - Toonces July 8, 2025, 21:25:11 Hegseth just workin on his own, gettin Ukranians killed for fun - assassin July 8, 2025, 19:02:08 As I figured it was really Tucker’s guy Elbridge Colby - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 21:33:10 Groton->Harvard->Yale Law. Can't fault the credentials* - gvibes July 9, 2025, 8:57:05 I remember him posting about how we should abandon Ukraine and concentrate on fighting China* - ECEIllinois July 9, 2025, 2:58:02 I mean, China is the bigger risk, but our Ukraine support seems - gvibes July 9, 2025, 8:58:33 And the two aren’t mutually exclusive - DT July 9, 2025, 9:25:16 Has our support for Ukraine and sanctions on Russia pushed China and Russia closer together? - Chuck Woodaby July 9, 2025, 9:43:06 I think they did, but I don’t know how much difference it has made or will make in the long term - DT July 9, 2025, 10:26:36 When we sold out Georgia in 2008 did that help or hurt relations between Russia and China?*? - Chuck Woodaby July 9, 2025, 10:43:36 And kill a lot of Ukranians and eventually cost them half their country. - Chuck Woodaby July 9, 2025, 9:20:18 How much of their country would Ukraine have lost without our support, do you think* - gvibes July 9, 2025, 9:23:58 None, depending on when you want to start counting our support/meddling.* - Chuck Woodaby July 9, 2025, 9:32:48 with that name, you'd expect he spent years as Tucker's bowtie* - assassin July 8, 2025, 21:56:19 With that name, I'd expect he's the son of Nixon's DCI. - complainant July 8, 2025, 23:04:30 Elon just tweeted that "Bannon is in the Epstein files." - Warrin'_Illini July 8, 2025, 12:54:01 Grok would probably have something to say about Epstein - ATL July 8, 2025, 14:55:52 Holy crap is traditional media wholly incapable of meeting the moment - RVA July 8, 2025, 18:37:18 "Grok adopts tone of famous German, raising concern among some."* - SurfTheBoneyard July 8, 2025, 20:23:03 Grok is now calling itself “MechaHitler”. Not the onion. - VIV July 8, 2025, 17:34:08 it probably watched Murderbot* - memyselfandillini July 8, 2025, 18:40:36 Adolf hitler, no question - snipes824 July 8, 2025, 16:10:54 man that's some deep dark shit* - John Coctostan July 8, 2025, 16:44:55 we can't even have a cool robot apocalypse, with lasers and skull mountains - Sammich July 8, 2025, 16:21:02 I see Grok's been reading Stormfront lately* - assassin July 8, 2025, 15:57:37 Or John Cusack's tweets - ATL July 8, 2025, 16:00:20 Chuck Woodaby is John Cusack!* - Sammich July 8, 2025, 16:17:09 I also think kickboxing is the sport of the future.* - Chuck Woodaby July 8, 2025, 16:18:54 what are your top five Side 1, Track 1's?* - assassin July 8, 2025, 16:19:19 “I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. - Sounder July 8, 2025, 16:22:50 well that's not a thing I had on my bingo card* - IlliniRunner July 8, 2025, 16:04:37 politics is a horsehoe sometimes* - ATL July 8, 2025, 16:06:41 lulz from Popehat - ATL July 8, 2025, 16:07:54 *snort** - assassin July 8, 2025, 16:14:22 Luzl, real talk * - Jackie July 8, 2025, 14:16:22 Will I gold leaf the corners? - Sounder July 8, 2025, 12:44:25 They deserve to squirm but it's painful just to watch the flunkies sit there awkwardly - RVA July 8, 2025, 13:09:40 I almost feel sorry for Rubio - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:13:17 I don’t . He’s getting everything he wants. - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 13:13:59 I don't believe that for a second - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:16:06 I agree totally. He fucking hated Trump. - uofi1998 July 8, 2025, 14:50:05 The sacrifice being what? He’s one of the most powerful people in country - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 15:23:51 I would say his soul... - KingTalkyTiki July 8, 2025, 15:33:36 Also his dignity* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 15:35:48 His soul and dignity being both your guys values not his - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 19:09:09 He's a Catholic Cuban American from South Florida - Sounder July 9, 2025, 10:35:03 Maybe they think he was a good person once. He wasn't.* - complainant July 8, 2025, 19:34:51 I never did... - KingTalkyTiki July 9, 2025, 10:38:52 Just whatever integrity and morals he had...* - uofi1998 July 8, 2025, 15:24:25 Well I don’t think he’s sad over that which is what Sounder suggesting - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 15:25:21 I suppose... and I really don't care all that much TBH. - uofi1998 July 8, 2025, 15:42:08 There’s no long term price for being MAGA - snipes824 July 8, 2025, 13:29:07 I think governor of Florida is more likely - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:33:25 His face looks like he's holding in a giant turd - RVA July 8, 2025, 13:25:05 *paging smush** - VIV July 8, 2025, 14:56:36 I don’t see that all - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 13:20:15 He's got an easy out: "I know Trump is bad but I thought I could do some good trying to push him - Warrin'_Illini July 8, 2025, 13:18:29 He seems to win the most sane member of Trump's cabinet contest by default - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:24:44 That's like celebrating the tallest dwarf.* - MojoJojo July 8, 2025, 15:26:17 For sure, but this is the timeline that we are on* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 15:27:00 He’s running for president in 2028. It’ll be him or JD* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 13:21:10 There is zero chance it's JD - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:25:20 Why do you think that? - uofi1998 July 8, 2025, 14:54:50 He has no riz - Sounder July 8, 2025, 14:59:50 You have to put up with having kids in the house to start talking like them. - uofi1998 July 8, 2025, 16:00:13 His lack of charisma was a top of mind criticism of him - Sounder July 8, 2025, 16:20:55 cringe* - VIV July 8, 2025, 15:00:59 The increasing anti-Indian stance on the right is not good for JD* - ECEIllinois July 8, 2025, 13:35:09 Neither is being a huge fucking nerd. * - haighter July 8, 2025, 14:16:44 that too* - ECEIllinois July 8, 2025, 15:09:20 Nit: he's a dork, not a nerd* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 15:09:49 Shut up, nerd. * - haighter July 8, 2025, 15:19:48 I think JD is the frontrunner with Marco #2. I don’t think Noem has a serious chance* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 13:26:24 Not even Trump likes JD* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:28:39 Big time disagree. He's slippery as fuck and will be a big challenge to whoever he faces in the GE* - Toonces July 8, 2025, 14:47:24 What has he actually accomplished - Sounder July 8, 2025, 15:24:17 I agree, he hasn't accomplished anything and it should have been a bigger deal - Toonces July 8, 2025, 16:44:59 He had one really good debate - Sounder July 9, 2025, 10:44:52 the way things are heading, being associated with the Trump admin might be pretty toxic in 28 - ECEIllinois July 8, 2025, 20:06:08 The approval rating on the big bullshit bill is way underwater - Sounder July 9, 2025, 10:43:34 You have your finger on the pulse as usual. - Chuck Woodaby July 8, 2025, 13:30:15 So the third most likely candidate on that list - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:32:39 I wonder if that's why she is a 17 to 1 longshot. - Chuck Woodaby July 8, 2025, 13:42:57 The election is 3 and a half years away - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:49:42 And... you have your finger on the pulse as usual. - Chuck Woodaby July 8, 2025, 13:57:30 "zero chance"* - Chuck Woodaby July 8, 2025, 13:54:25 This* - UofIL6 July 8, 2025, 13:28:35 Yeah I guess that is an option as well. I'm not a big fan but I'd take him over JD.* - Warrin'_Illini July 8, 2025, 13:24:50 remember when i said "stop taking the cheese on the meaningless bullshit"?* - VIV July 8, 2025, 12:54:59 I don't understand this gatekeeping. Trump does ridiculous things big and small, - Warrin'_Illini July 8, 2025, 13:10:49 The design choices of the white house is extremely important stuff* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 12:58:40 What a disgrace to the office* - UofIL6 July 8, 2025, 12:52:12 It was crazy to see the reactions of the other cabinet members - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:08:09 "the greatest cabinet ever assembled to deliver much needed accountability" - Sounder July 8, 2025, 12:22:16 Wind farms are killing the whales - Sounder July 8, 2025, 12:21:12 Trump shuts down the Epstein discussion - Sounder July 8, 2025, 11:38:35 Pam's doin' great! - ATL July 8, 2025, 13:14:40 Heckuva job, Bondi! * - PapaDels July 8, 2025, 15:20:42 I'm slightly disappointed that Matt Gaetz didn't get confirmed* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:35:13 also, i love the MAGA cope that "the biden administration/deep state had the file cleared" - VIV July 8, 2025, 12:52:40 the New York financier?* - ECEIllinois July 8, 2025, 12:46:17 “We’re having some of the greatest success, but also tragedy”* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 12:19:35 “Oil? Who said anything about oil, bitch, you cookin’?”* - Carl Spackler July 8, 2025, 11:49:21 do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with aluminum tubes?? - assassin July 8, 2025, 12:20:28 Pray to God don't drop that shit* - Sammich July 8, 2025, 12:23:24 it's why i have it in a special CIA napkin!* - assassin July 8, 2025, 12:51:55 "are you still talking about jeffrey epstein?!" holy shit .* - VIV July 8, 2025, 11:45:20 Says the guy who still manages to bring the 2020 election into every conversation* - UofIL6 July 8, 2025, 11:48:23 Refresh my memory, was it the right or the left that is more obsessed with Epstein?* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 11:48:12 Well, I’m sure that’ll be the end of it. * - assassin July 8, 2025, 11:43:19 In Spanish, the word for "non-binary" is "no-binario" or "no-binaria" depending on the person's gend - Sounder July 8, 2025, 11:31:19 Nobody likes or uses Latinx. - Sammich July 8, 2025, 11:38:45 La tinx now!* - PapaDels July 8, 2025, 15:08:17 My mom tried to tell me that there were litter boxes in schools* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 11:48:59 There are - ATL July 8, 2025, 11:53:52 also, "latinx" sounds dumb* - VIV July 8, 2025, 11:33:27 On that, we can all agree* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 11:38:13 Our long national nightmare is coming to an end? - Sounder July 8, 2025, 11:15:42 How could they ever get this idea? - larue33 July 8, 2025, 10:12:05 This was a pretty good comment: - ibdoc July 8, 2025, 10:50:04 If we can actually control the weather then we've done a piss poor job of it in Chicago this year.* - Warrin'_Illini July 8, 2025, 10:55:15 The monkey said, I can make the weather change - Sounder July 8, 2025, 10:56:53 There have been a series of movies/TV shows about cyber attacks - Sounder July 8, 2025, 10:53:25 Honestly, if it gets these lizard brained dipshits off the internet, it might be worth it. * - doubledown July 8, 2025, 10:54:24 I simply cannot believe how stupid a segment of us has become.* - uofi1998 July 8, 2025, 10:41:08 They've always been there, reading National Inquirer, watching WWE, sending money to Jimmy Swaggart - complainant July 8, 2025, 11:07:52 Whoa buddy, easy on WWE * - MC July 8, 2025, 12:14:04 Whoa buddy, easy on WWE * - MC July 8, 2025, 12:14:04 Ha! I was going to say, easy on the Art Bell bashing. ;-)* - DocWalk20 July 8, 2025, 12:43:01 It's not that we're becoming stupid. It's just that the people who call in to sports talk radio have - doubledown July 8, 2025, 10:48:12 and the interweb allows the stupid people to find each other more easily - Sounder July 8, 2025, 10:52:23 This is the bigger culprit. - uofi1998 July 8, 2025, 12:04:41 I'm not remotely surprised - Sounder July 8, 2025, 10:46:57 Gerard Butler needs to stop making movies. Den of Thieves 2 was a disappointment anyway.* - Warrin'_Illini July 8, 2025, 10:25:58 the dumbest timeline* - VIV July 8, 2025, 10:22:16 What absolute fvcking idiots* - UofIL6 July 8, 2025, 10:15:16 Can’t find any holes in this plan… - OB25 July 8, 2025, 9:19:13 So...couple 3 or 4 things... - haighter July 8, 2025, 10:30:22 It's important to remember that the people coming up with these ideas are dumber than - doubledown July 8, 2025, 10:42:26 Woke agribusiness with their DEI hiring of Latino immigrants.* - DT July 8, 2025, 9:51:06 One count I saw says that there are only ~29M non-disabled adults 18-65 on medicaid. - gvibes July 8, 2025, 9:48:42 This article provides a pretty good breakdown. - larue33 July 8, 2025, 10:02:43 But it doesn't FEEL that way to them....so your facts are irrelevant* - KingTalkyTiki July 8, 2025, 10:25:17 Fuck your feelings* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 10:55:59 Fuck your feelings* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 10:55:58 Being able enough to work also doesn’t by default mean you’re able enough to do hard farm labor* - OB25 July 8, 2025, 10:10:19 There’s also a geographic element. People mostly live in urban areas - DT July 8, 2025, 10:30:05 I am too internet-brained because I can't see a Sankey diagram without thinking "came in fluffer" - gvibes July 8, 2025, 10:04:14 Oh what's that, your hands are tired? Well now your back is going to be tired because you just - Warrin'_Illini July 8, 2025, 10:00:53 MISTA MISTA - assassin July 8, 2025, 11:44:34 I mean, I'm early 50's, and pickleball leaves me partially debilitated* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 10:54:48 I was picking blueberries near some professional pickers on Sunday. - gvibes July 8, 2025, 9:31:17 The poor red staters in their red hats aren’t going to like… - SurfTheBoneyard July 8, 2025, 9:22:24 people making $10,000/hr have convinced people making $25/hr that people making $5/hr - VIV July 8, 2025, 9:28:23 The alleged number of perfectly healthy people stealing their Medicaid keeps rising too* - OB25 July 8, 2025, 9:31:05 there are 500 million freeloaders on medicaid, people!* - VIV July 8, 2025, 10:58:42 Whenever Trump talks about numbers, he says an unrealistic number - Sounder July 8, 2025, 10:58:19 I am looking forward to the investigation on why Kerr County didn't invest in a siren system.... - timmer July 8, 2025, 5:08:22 Presumably you saw the same Reddit thread I did? - ATL July 8, 2025, 5:55:49 I did…just now - timmer July 8, 2025, 6:15:36 Seems like some county commissioners nixed investing in modern warning systems after 2015 floods - ATL July 8, 2025, 6:42:28 Using federal funding to help residents poses a critical existential crisis for conservatives - RVA July 8, 2025, 7:20:22 I thought Trump wanted to eliminate FEMA and leave it up to the states - Sounder July 8, 2025, 11:10:10 Underrated plot twist: the Twitterbot known as DOGEai has become noticeably Trumpskeptical.* - complainant July 7, 2025, 22:08:43 Oh good, churches can get more involved in politics. Just what we need - assassin July 7, 2025, 21:51:30 Juxtapose this with colleges and universities* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 9:54:58 I don’t know if Republicans/MAGA will like this* - KCWildcat July 7, 2025, 21:58:21 I don’t think a vast majority of you get it, yet - illini thunder July 7, 2025, 23:57:35 LOL* - assassin July 8, 2025, 0:09:49 I can see how it won't turn out the way they expected. But I love the idea that it might tear them - complainant July 7, 2025, 22:01:09 Oh, JD - ATL July 7, 2025, 20:01:32 Charlie Brown had hoes - snipes824 July 7, 2025, 15:43:31 Grok makes me laugh and apparently just hates catturd - ATL July 7, 2025, 14:22:58 "We need to adjust the formula so the output conforms to our priors" - RVA July 7, 2025, 19:25:47 said every insurance company ever* - memyselfandillini July 8, 2025, 6:51:50 Hey grok, please show your work on how the cuts resulted in 50% less rainfall? - timmer July 7, 2025, 15:10:27 Sounds like you've been Grok'd! - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 16:13:08 I'm not sure what the argument is here? - complainant July 7, 2025, 16:26:34 Timmer getting pwned about weather by a talking trash can. Glorious.* - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 16:32:42 I like how much 3YearLetterman shits on catturd* - ECEIllinois July 7, 2025, 14:48:07 same* - EffinIllini July 7, 2025, 16:30:39 I can't believe we live in a world where someone who calls himself Catturd - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:27:19 How many of those are people? - complainant July 7, 2025, 14:41:37 I don't know and I'm not sure I want to know* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:44:05 out of all the shit trump has said and done, this might actually cause him to lose some support - VIV July 7, 2025, 14:04:20 just another masterful 11D chess move - Sammich July 7, 2025, 15:18:15 I hope Bondi, Patel and Boingingago get the Pence treatment. If asked Trump will play dumb on the - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 14:57:33 They are the absolute worst people* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 15:04:32 I wonder what they were thinking taking the job. Everyone with a brain knows - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 15:12:24 It's quite simple, they are power hungry and amoral* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 15:20:11 It's hilarious. Danny B. goes on Fox News and complains about having an office and - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 15:29:11 Meanwhile Kash is spending all of his time in Las Vegas with his billionaire boyfriend* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 15:29:52 For real, he's gay? He's just playing with them now.* - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 15:34:55 He has a 26 year old country music "girlfriend"* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 15:36:17 It still won’t matter but I do think that to whatever degree this has an impact… - OB25 July 7, 2025, 14:16:42 Everyone already knew his name was all over the list* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 15:06:51 they can all join Elon's America Party* - ECEIllinois July 7, 2025, 15:03:08 autocrat vs. technocrat* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 15:09:57 i don't like this new season of Transformers* - assassin July 7, 2025, 15:15:19 Longsnapper yelled at me but he was clearly wrong. Musky does care about the deficit if he's - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 15:05:30 what does he care. he's not running again* - ECEIllinois July 7, 2025, 14:08:29 well, he thinks he is - assassin July 7, 2025, 14:16:15 I still can't believe that Ivanka wasn't the chosen one* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:28:02 I think she might actually be smart and distanced herself this time. She and Jared got their - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 15:02:50 She and Jared dedided they wanted to actually be welcome in polite society* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 15:11:52 In 10 years, after this has all blown over, she'll still be young enough to jump into politics if - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 15:17:40 Wisch sidejack: I was in Toronto about ten years ago - Sounder July 7, 2025, 15:21:34 His second term final week pardons are going to be doozies* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:14:46 We all hope, at least* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:13:46 He specifically said “not running” * - meanjeans July 7, 2025, 14:35:55 I guess but arguably this is just the 100th or 1,000th promise he's not kept - ATL July 7, 2025, 14:06:16 I think he finally realizes tariffs are bad, but doesn't know how to save face - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:09:27 I don't think he does but I think some people who have his ear do* - ATL July 7, 2025, 14:09:58 When he was elected, it was the one thing that I was most fearful of - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:12:29 It ain't easy being brown* - ATL July 7, 2025, 14:16:03 I do feel bad for the brown people, but far too many of them did this to themselves* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:20:01 Wait what?* - ATL July 7, 2025, 14:23:20 Harris only won the Hispanic Vote by 3 points - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:26:19 I don’t think the 3% number is right. But if it is, - jjlocke923 July 7, 2025, 14:32:57 I mean, that absolves white people of responsibilty. Or perhaps it assumes white people can't be - ATL July 7, 2025, 14:32:30 I also think that white people suck - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:33:44 men are also terrible* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:34:46 When he walks down 5th Avenue shooting people - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:05:32 Trump just posted this - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:04:12 pushing a conspiracy theory against his own administration?* - ECEIllinois July 7, 2025, 14:08:12 He is not well* - Sounder July 7, 2025, 14:12:48 Just a tacit reminder that it's always been projection for these guys - ATL July 7, 2025, 13:56:37 Is it really? Or is that just something you like to repeat because it makes you look astute? - jjlocke923 July 7, 2025, 14:05:39 oOo - KingTalkyTiki July 7, 2025, 16:00:38 lol* - ATL July 7, 2025, 14:09:27 *bump for jjlocke** - VIV July 7, 2025, 12:53:24 despite a congressionally ratified trade agreement with South Korea, Trump still gonna tariff em - assassin July 7, 2025, 12:33:49 Why would anyone make a deal with him - Sounder July 7, 2025, 13:20:56 Because he's still the potus and maybe you can get something out of him. - Warrin'_Illini July 7, 2025, 13:29:18 Car prices creeping up - example: Chevy Trax - one of the better cheap ass new cars - ATL July 7, 2025, 12:42:04 Semafor reporting that the Times was worried Chris Rufo was going to publish the Mamdani story - ATL July 7, 2025, 8:59:09 Rufo doesn't know how percentiles work - ECEIllinois July 7, 2025, 13:18:15 L O L, I didn’t read the bottom of your post. So I was trying to figure out what other information. - ATL July 7, 2025, 13:28:01 Is the racist turd feeding us this hit piece since it'll be more effective under our masthead? nah* - RVA July 7, 2025, 9:14:42 LOL...NYT trying to retcon the motivation behind the article - ATL July 7, 2025, 12:30:45 Chapel Hill is now Chapel River - complainant July 7, 2025, 7:53:27 Pam Bondi: “and you want to know what, JFK killed himself too.”* - Toonces July 7, 2025, 7:39:58 Absolving the Cruz family of the murder * - ATL July 7, 2025, 8:02:22 Not really politics but the immense central Texas flood won’t even fill Canyon Lake. - opossum jenkins July 7, 2025, 6:43:41 Doesn’t take a lot of water, especially in narrow valleys/canyons. * - ATL July 7, 2025, 7:17:39 View thread; Collapse ^ If you could switch jobs with a summer seasonal worker, which job would you choose? - bbonb Today, 10:18:54 View thread; 29 responses, latest posted Today, 16:14:04, View last; Maybe retail at some small store in a beach town - DT Today, 15:41:11 As mentioned below, ski patrol. Probably in the Snowy Mountains of Australia - timmer Today, 15:19:48 Park ranger at glacier or grand Teton* - GhostofPokeyStixPast Today, 14:19:51 ranch hand, out west* - TarheelIllini Today, 14:09:56 second choice.... I camped in South Dakota years ago - TarheelIllini Today, 14:15:36 I want an Airstream so badly. Gimmie dat RV life.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 14:17:46 Run a roller coaster maybe at Cedar Point * - ATL Today, 14:06:41 I wouldn't think a lifeguard in Maui would be seasonal.* - MojoJojo Today, 13:29:47 To be fair, there's only one season in Hawaii.* - Illiniphil Today, 13:33:09 Man, that usher gig at Wrigley looks better as I get older and older... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:24:45 Captain of one of the water taxis that run the river up here, if we're keeping it local. - Illiniphil Today, 13:15:01 Pixie dust spreader on the tilt-a-whirl* - Herman Blume Today, 11:58:39 is that code for drug dealer?* - Sammich Today, 12:43:39 Shaved ice cart vendor. * - doubledown Today, 11:58:03 ski patrol* - memyselfandillini Today, 11:23:48 Chile or Australia?* - timmer Today, 15:18:18 Andy Frain* - Tortillini Today, 11:06:13 better that than Andy Dufresne* - IlliniOllie Today, 11:18:43 Already had that job once: I would have to go for Andy Refrain. - osklister Today, 16:11:54 I worked for the Village of Glen Ellyn as summer help for Public Works. Best job - Warrin'_Illini Today, 11:04:11 MLB third baseman* - longsnapper Today, 10:59:26 I always wanted to do one of those remote fire watch towers for a summer.* - BradUnderwoodforprez Today, 10:49:12 Can I get assigned to an urban fire watch tower? Maybe one with an elevator? - osklister Today, 16:14:04 this exists?* - bbonb Today, 10:58:07 It does - BradUnderwoodforprez Today, 11:43:33 Caddy of course* - gvibes Today, 10:48:27 cokes are 50 cents now* - Sammich Today, 10:49:48 Ha ha, then you don’t getta no coke* - Herman Blume Today, 11:57:31 Hawaiian Tropic Tour Lotion Applier * - assassin Today, 10:33:32 View thread; Collapse ^ You know you needed this news - TarheelIllini Today, 14:46:52 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted Today, 16:04:25, View last; this press release is Cougar Town erasure, and I shan't stand for it* - Sammich Today, 16:04:25 wtf? why?* - VIV Today, 14:47:43 because it's funny - TarheelIllini Today, 14:50:33 20 years ago. it's definitely for the money, though* - VIV Today, 15:05:29 View thread; Collapse ^ Taco Bell’s chicken game is pretty strong - PapaDels Today, 7:57:33 View thread; 16 responses, latest posted Today, 15:47:23, View last; They have a fried chicken burrito? I must have it.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 14:22:01 Creamy chipotle or avocado ranch crispy chicken burrito. I had avocado ranch* - PapaDels Today, 15:14:01 Yep. That's my drunk meal tonight* - illini21 Today, 15:47:23 My thoughts exactly* - illini21 Today, 14:42:04 Wingstop > KFC > Popeye's - Sammich Today, 12:43:13 My wife will suggest Wingstop about once a month - TarheelIllini Today, 14:48:45 I recently discovered how good Wingstop it - Sounder Today, 12:47:23 Wingstops fries are amazing when they're fresh. And repulsive when they're cold. - Illiniphil Today, 13:17:33 french fries have a shelf life of 5 minutes - Sounder Today, 14:27:47 I've never lived within half an hour of a CFA - Sammich Today, 13:13:24 CFA and In-N-Out are my two favorite fast food restaurants* - Sounder Today, 13:15:18 Aren't their nuggets rolled in crushed Doritos? - illinilosch Today, 12:40:33 Chicken nuggets and tenders are consistently strong performers* - Sounder Today, 12:00:34 As strong as Chick fil A? - ibdoc Today, 8:23:48 Depends on what you like. TB has a different flavor. They’re also very chickeny - PapaDels Today, 9:03:09 I tried the nuggets, they are quite good * - illiniranger Today, 7:59:24 View thread; Collapse ^ My Wordle streak ends at 804 days. - tvillini July 9, 2025, 23:24:44 View thread; 26 responses, latest posted Today, 15:09:19, View last; Latest one is… - tvillini Yesterday, 21:43:46 and mine is - larue33 Today, 15:09:19 Mine is..... - Illiniphil Today, 14:30:02 adieu is a good one - Sounder Today, 14:28:52 Samies* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 23:15:48 Supposed to be under Warren vvv - tvillini Yesterday, 21:44:41 Thanks, that's a good one.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 14:18:40 I'm at 196 - GMAW Yesterday, 14:40:30 What is your usual starting word(le)?* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:37:54 I just use whatever pops into my head. I don’t think having a usual starter makes a difference* - bjl63 Today, 15:08:01 That's an incredible streak. Both times my long streaks ended was because of not doing the - Taz Yesterday, 12:22:55 I was in a bit of a pickle, I think it was gonna end in October. - tvillini Yesterday, 21:46:02 I wish it was like octordle where you can just do it the next day* - Taz Today, 13:35:34 My long was 572, and I lost it by forgetting to play one Saturday.* - Illiniphil Yesterday, 13:38:32 Well, two anyhow.* - complainant Yesterday, 13:29:25 not wordle, but I'm at 192 days solved in a row for the NYT crossword - Gene Parmesan Yesterday, 8:50:15 3,813 for mobility ware’s solitaire* - JeffFrank Yesterday, 8:55:31 2,325 for FreeCell* - JeffFrank Yesterday, 9:35:01 Easy 4 for me: - JeffFrank Yesterday, 8:29:21 Never played Wordle --------->* - Tbag Yesterday, 8:02:00 Mine ended last week on poppy* - GrandmotherPearlsJam Yesterday, 8:00:07 5 - Tuscy Yesterday, 6:38:50 6, q8 - larue33 Yesterday, 5:25:25 6 (sorry for your loss....that was a hell of a run....) - Illiniphil Yesterday, 5:20:44 4, q8 - complainant Yesterday, 4:06:58 Kinda snuck up on me. - tvillini Yesterday, 6:08:20 View thread; Collapse ^ I've been trying to teach myself Docker, Portainer, HA (keepalive) for some time now. - tvillini Today, 13:55:30 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted Today, 14:04:20, View last; guys, I think tv's having a stroke* - Sammich Today, 14:00:39 Person Woman Man Camera TV* - Illiniphil Today, 14:03:34 Broke my streak. Not sure what I have to live for anymore. - tvillini Today, 14:02:45 a Lexus December to Remember isn't that far off. hang in there* - assassin Today, 14:04:20 View thread; Collapse ^ You dont often hear about golf fights, but in that small subset, this one is gold. - Illiniphil July 9, 2025, 19:24:34 View thread; 7 responses, latest posted Today, 13:34:37, View last; i've watched it so many times this week. i'm glad that guy got it all on ree-cord* - assassin Today, 13:34:37 The video is gold. This response to the video…also gold - Walkon Yesterday, 19:54:21 That happened to my 4some once - jdl Today, 12:51:46 dude got tossed in a lake and went back for more * - biclops Yesterday, 18:53:41 The bam, bam, bam as he landed the punches was fun. * - doubledown Yesterday, 19:28:55 someone needs to edit in the Batman sound effect clouds every time dude gets popped in the face. - Illiniphil Today, 8:40:38 Finally saw this video. Little bearded dude is lucky not to have gotten his face caved in. - doubledown Yesterday, 18:42:28 View thread; Collapse ^ Bitcoin $118K? - timmer Today, 6:19:49 View thread; 6 responses, latest posted Today, 12:10:18, View last; Next week is Crypto Week at the White House - Sounder Today, 11:59:17 I just checked my Robinhood account to see what my BTC balance looked like, and got a happy surprise - Illiniphil Today, 9:09:01 It's never too soon for estate planning, Phil. - complainant Today, 12:10:18 It pumps every four years, you can set your watch to it. Created in 08/09, pumps in 2013 - Warrin'_Illini Today, 8:34:18 Blackrock & bullshit* - longsnapper Today, 8:07:57 Money laundering, and trafficking of drugs, guns, and women. * - doubledown Today, 8:03:40 View thread; Collapse ^ Little Johnny is a rapscallion - bbonb Today, 10:40:49 View thread; 1 response, posted Today, 11:38:36 what Johnny doesn't know is that dad accidentally killed a cat yesterday* - Sammich Today, 11:38:36 View thread; Collapse ^ Wordle 1,483 5/6 - JeffFrank Today, 0:31:47 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted Today, 8:37:32, View last; 3, q8 - complainant Today, 8:37:32 4 - Tuscy Today, 6:22:48 3, q8 - larue33 Today, 5:09:06 4 - Illiniphil Today, 4:18:17 View thread; Collapse ^ Lee Elia = Ed (Billy?) Martin - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 16:58:13 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted Today, 8:35:20, View last; R.I.P. that fuckin’ cocksucker - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 19:02:43 "A fuckin' playground for the cocksuckers!" - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 20:42:55 “85 percent of the ####ing world is working. The other 15 come out here.” * - meanjeans Today, 8:35:20 Truth.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 23:16:08 View thread; Collapse ^ On a 1-10 scale, how concerned are you that AI will replace you in your job? - bbonb Yesterday, 14:56:12 View thread; 28 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 22:29:42, View last; 0 * - harb Yesterday, 22:29:42 0.* - Tuscy Yesterday, 21:30:50 They can have it* - Taz Yesterday, 20:46:08 10 * - illini thunder Yesterday, 18:22:31 I am more convinced that my job is more secure with AI. People want human interaction* - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 17:47:35 I don't see it happening for a while. LLMs will spit out stuff that on the surface looks good - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 17:06:23 This is correct. Seems that one exception is in software development. Which is ironic.* - ATL Yesterday, 18:09:10 however... - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 19:11:41 This is bullshit. I don’t know who this sample of 16 was, but my experience is utterly different* - cpsteine Yesterday, 20:51:57 I have a couple clients who send me a lot of LLM-generated recommendations now. - gvibes Yesterday, 17:12:19 Prior to Covid, I was concerned. - JFG Yesterday, 16:56:02 ~5* - snipes824 Yesterday, 16:43:12 My god, you’ve all been bbond’ed* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 16:30:05 Let me do a sidejack. Who should get the benefits of AI? - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 16:34:30 Has anyone shown cost savings, or are companies moving on it with the expectation of - doubledown Yesterday, 18:22:00 Probably about a 6. We’re already using it. I’ve personally witnessed a handful of flagrant…. - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 16:19:50 Before I retire: 10. Already using an AI based dictation system - ibdoc Yesterday, 16:16:01 How do you know it already hasn't? How do you know I'm not actually an AI bot? - Illiniphil Yesterday, 15:51:09 FartSnifferBot, write me a beer review* - IlliniOllie Yesterday, 17:17:39 Probably not me, but there are a few people I’m currently working on replacing with it. * - doubledown Yesterday, 15:45:05 3? It'll shrink my team but I should be safe - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Yesterday, 15:37:41 Seeing as how AI hallucinates case citations and gets lawyers sanctioned, 9* - ATL Yesterday, 15:21:34 based on the number of spam emails I get offering to automate my job function - Sammich Yesterday, 15:18:06 8.5 - DT Yesterday, 15:17:48 I think publishing in general is probably quite fucked, probably sooner than we think - Jackie Yesterday, 15:10:55 Most sitcoms are still churned out by the same Commodore 64. They should get better with added RAM.* - complainant Yesterday, 15:18:21 Less than zero…to be clear, my job could go away at any time on any whim of our shareholders… - haighter Yesterday, 15:06:47 For the love of Christ they can have it now.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 15:02:42 View thread; Collapse ^ Waxahatchee at Primavera - JeffFrank Yesterday, 20:37:37 0 responses Kickball silly season: More -gaard to Arsenal - SurfTheBoneyard June 25, 2025, 16:28:00 View thread; 23 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 19:58:59, View last; Looks like Madueke to Arsenal also done.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 17:52:04 I’m gonna need to see how this all plays out - VIV Yesterday, 18:45:03 He can also play on the left.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 19:44:39 I think Saka's injury made them realize they need actual cover there - UIHuskie Yesterday, 19:03:41 As long as they’re still getting a 9, a left wing, a RCB, and Eze* - VIV Yesterday, 19:12:17 I think 1, 3, and 4 are a given and at LW it looks like Trossard is probably on his way out - UIHuskie Yesterday, 19:22:25 I like this move better than either of ours* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 18:56:33 Kudus and now Gibbs-White "here we go'ed" to Tottenham - ATL Yesterday, 14:43:19 I’m whatever on kudus, but Gibbs white is a great signing* - snipes824 Yesterday, 19:11:53 I voted for Kudus.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 17:15:41 I loathe this transfer strategy so much* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 16:57:21 ^^would have traded back^^* - VIV Yesterday, 18:45:28 The kickball equivalent, yes! Give me 6 £20MM 20 year olds from the continent over MGW/Kudus. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 19:58:59 Donnarumma just ended Musiala’s leg. Gross* - OWWDig July 5, 2025, 11:53:03 Can confirm * - ATL July 5, 2025, 12:03:52 Welp Partey's entanglements became official. The UK is really bad at this - OrangeSox July 4, 2025, 9:21:40 Fuck that guy. * - VIV July 4, 2025, 12:56:26 Yikes. Horrible look for Arsenal. Timing is peculiar too * - MC July 4, 2025, 11:05:31 They also let Tomiyasu walk. Nice player but couldn't stay healthy. - SurfTheBoneyard July 4, 2025, 10:07:45 Glad they let him go. Shocked by the number of fans who were griping about it. - SurfTheBoneyard July 4, 2025, 10:06:55 Shocking! 3 different women! I'm sure the club had no idea what a scumbag he was, though.* - Carl Spackler July 4, 2025, 9:45:28 No one here to point that at, sorry.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 5, 2025, 12:01:30 Five goals in the first half in St. Louis. - assassin June 25, 2025, 20:32:13 View thread; Collapse ^ Any pickleball experts out there? - Sounder Yesterday, 16:56:58 View thread; 9 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 19:30:03, View last; Are you hitting the pro Senior Circuit?* - VIV Yesterday, 18:43:29 The specialized paddles (spin, power) have had durability issues - longsnapper Yesterday, 18:05:12 Selkirk is more than fine. - illinilosch Yesterday, 17:46:05 I went with the on sale Selkirk - Sounder Yesterday, 17:56:48 You did good* - illinilosch Yesterday, 19:30:03 I hope not.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 17:40:29 I can't tell the difference. I have a vatic prism* - gvibes Yesterday, 17:21:09 The one I have is very cheap and beginner - Sounder Yesterday, 17:35:32 I can ask my brother, let me report back* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 17:13:34 View thread; Collapse ^ We need a new Cubs thread. This is it. - opossum jenkins May 28, 2025, 10:38:38 View thread; 677 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 16:23:39, View last; Cy Paddack was just what the doctor ordered* - OB25 Yesterday, 16:23:39 PowerCubArmstrong.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:00:45 Absolutely astonishing what the Cubs are doing to Cy Paddack* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 13:18:00 What the fuck* - opossum jenkins July 9, 2025, 19:55:37 Dammit, this game is pissing me off* - OB25 July 9, 2025, 19:55:33 Dansby gonna come through here. I can feel it* - Ron McDon July 9, 2025, 19:42:11 The first half of this week certainly isn’t going like I thought it would.* - OB25 July 9, 2025, 19:12:59 Woulda had him at home if Dansby was paying attention - Ron McDon July 9, 2025, 18:59:34 That’s not on Dansby* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 9, 2025, 19:01:01 Of course not-* - Ron McDon July 9, 2025, 19:05:01 Dansby has his back to the play fielding the throw. That’s a communication issue from the IFs - CanHartlebHireSnider July 9, 2025, 19:06:29 Ive changed my opinion now since the expert on all topics has weighed in. Thank you.* - Ron McDon July 9, 2025, 19:07:49 He's right, though. Swanson is fielding the throw from the OF. - Illiniphil July 9, 2025, 19:26:32 Fuck off dodgers* - Ron McDon July 9, 2025, 17:11:24 Really can’t understate how sick of the Brewers I am. - OB25 July 9, 2025, 16:09:51 They're the baseball equivalent of gonorrhea.* - Warrin'_Illini July 9, 2025, 16:26:35 Andrew Vaughn already making an impact sad* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 9, 2025, 16:25:06 Cubs better off with Tanner Scott not taking the deal but don’t lose this man* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 9, 2025, 16:09:00 Ok win this in 10 LA* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 9, 2025, 16:12:10 Or not* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 9, 2025, 16:18:45 Nice work, Hodge.* - Illiniphil July 8, 2025, 20:53:50 Back on the injured list* - Carl Spackler July 9, 2025, 15:52:37 Watching Tucker grind out walks is a delight* - OB25 July 8, 2025, 20:33:58 And the next 2 at-bats reinforce how impressive Tucker is* - OB25 July 8, 2025, 20:37:54 Shota living dangerously tonight but a good second outing* - opossum jenkins July 8, 2025, 20:12:15 3rd outing. STL, CLE, MIN* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 20:27:40 Get an early start on your piss break if Dansby is up with 2 outs and RISP. - OB25 July 8, 2025, 20:04:55 He’s hitting like .700 with 2 outs and nobody on though* - Ron McDon July 8, 2025, 20:06:33 lol Dansby* - Ron McDon July 8, 2025, 20:03:59 The Cubs should hit this guy hard tonight* - opossum jenkins July 8, 2025, 18:52:07 *announcer* - Illiniphil July 8, 2025, 20:55:30 welp* - Ron McDon July 8, 2025, 19:28:52 Mitch Keller and O’Neil Cruz to SD rumor would be… something. Crazy athletic OF for 4 years. But…* - LeatherneckIllini July 7, 2025, 18:58:21 Cruz is fun to watch in an occasional highlight but not actually any good. - OB25 July 7, 2025, 21:29:05 yup. tools someone will always think they can unlock. And didn’t realize not the best “clubhouse.”* - LeatherneckIllini July 8, 2025, 16:28:55 Hopefully they don’t give up 2 All-Stars and another really good player in this package* - Carl Spackler July 7, 2025, 19:12:23 You gotta spend to stay ahead of the Reds and Cardinals!* - shua July 7, 2025, 19:59:08 Worked out for both teams. Got King and Cease and Vasquez out of it. Nats get good players… - LeatherneckIllini July 7, 2025, 19:22:54 WHO WON THE TRADE NOW? WHO??? - LeatherneckIllini July 8, 2025, 16:26:06 Michael King’s Padres career is virtually done. Vazquez is mediocre. Cease is a pending FA - CanHartlebHireSnider July 7, 2025, 20:06:54 King will resign. Cease is gone. King is really, really good. King back in probably 3-4 weeks* - LeatherneckIllini July 8, 2025, 16:27:28 King will be a FA at the end of the year - CanHartlebHireSnider July 8, 2025, 17:06:06 Hey somewhere, there’s a Blazers fan muttering that the Sam Bowie pick worked out great.* - Carl Spackler July 7, 2025, 20:16:46 LOL. King, Cease and Vazquez COMBINED barely have more bWAR than the Nats non-All Star. - Carl Spackler July 7, 2025, 19:44:02 Is it worth mentioning that Grisham, the unwanted castaway throw-in, is also having a better year?* - RVA July 7, 2025, 20:07:12 LOL, holy shit what an epic tire fire* - Carl Spackler July 7, 2025, 20:17:43 Vaughn with a 3 run bomb off Yamamoto in his first PA for the Brewers lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 7, 2025, 18:57:08 Thanks for nothing Dodgers* - shua July 7, 2025, 19:19:41 Two Cubs moves I would like to see… - OB25 July 7, 2025, 13:10:49 If KC is open for business they should be doing whatever they can to land Bubic - CanHartlebHireSnider July 7, 2025, 13:55:48 That would be ideal, I just assumed he was even less available.* - OB25 July 7, 2025, 14:07:34 He’s only under control through 2026. - CanHartlebHireSnider July 7, 2025, 14:14:07 Also, Michael Busch has the 6th best OPS in all of baseball* - OB25 July 7, 2025, 13:44:39 Quite the shit pumping.* - Toonces July 6, 2025, 20:38:32 Terrible call on Happ* - Herman Blume July 6, 2025, 19:40:04 Please cut Masyn Winn loose from being mic’d this inning. It’s awkward at this point* - OB25 July 6, 2025, 19:36:38 Give him credit though, he was one of the best they’ve done even in a terrible inning.* - OB25 July 6, 2025, 19:48:05 I was way more interested in listening to Wynn play baseball than the forced interview* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 6, 2025, 20:21:02 PCA made that look effortless * - illini21 July 6, 2025, 19:21:04 Ricketts has to pony up for Tucker. Has to.* - Toonces July 6, 2025, 19:12:43 It’s going to be so frustrating when they let him walk. Pretty expensive rental… - shua July 6, 2025, 20:28:30 Considering what they paid, the backlash will be severe and long-lasting. - Toonces July 6, 2025, 21:12:52 They’ll use the emergence of PCA/Busch + great year from Seiya as cover for it. - OB25 July 6, 2025, 20:41:01 Especially when the early returns for Cam Smith are very, very promising. - Carl Spackler July 6, 2025, 20:32:14 I got mocked pretty hard when I said 3 years of Paredes has a ton of value - CanHartlebHireSnider July 6, 2025, 20:48:22 Yes I will let this bring me down if we aren’t a playoff team 2-3 years from now. - Carl Spackler July 6, 2025, 20:57:50 I think Erick Fedde must have kicked Karl Ravech’s dog or something. - OB25 July 6, 2025, 18:38:03 I think Ravech is not a good PbP guy. * - bjl63 July 6, 2025, 19:15:12 Dave Martinez and Mike Rizzo fired by Nationals per Passan.* - DanSaint July 6, 2025, 17:38:35 Matthew Boyd All Star* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 6, 2025, 16:12:19 Busch and Kelly snubbed. Suzuki probably deserving too - CanHartlebHireSnider July 6, 2025, 16:28:32 National League has so much more talent than the AL, it’s pretty crazy* - OB25 July 6, 2025, 17:05:36 Live from Wrigley - DanSaint July 6, 2025, 15:45:05 Side: bananaball looks so damn fun to see live* - DanSaint July 5, 2025, 18:28:17 I think it looks dumb but 10 year old me would probably have loved it* - bjl63 July 6, 2025, 17:49:13 It’s fine. But it’s basically tik tok live. Sensory overload * - John Coctostan July 5, 2025, 20:02:15 It seems like a full game would get old. Probably better in small doses* - shua July 6, 2025, 18:07:17 Horny Little League moms absolutely love them* - illini21 July 5, 2025, 19:47:43 I know a couple of people who have been to a game and said it’s a real fun time * - MC July 5, 2025, 19:41:04 It’s fun, but it’s exhausting. The music and energy they pump at you never stop. - assassin July 5, 2025, 19:57:39 Were you at the game today?* - KingTalkyTiki July 5, 2025, 18:48:23 I was. Down the 3rd base line. * - DanSaint July 5, 2025, 19:52:09 The fact you got to see a win makes me feel a bit better about losing today.* - KingTalkyTiki July 5, 2025, 19:57:45 Finally the Cards win one. Been a rough week or so. * - harb July 5, 2025, 16:21:06 maybe Pozo won’t let every 8th pitch get by him like Pages today* - jayd July 5, 2025, 15:50:05 Rough inning for Keller. Missing spots all over the place* - Mrap24 July 5, 2025, 15:48:08 well shit * - biclops July 5, 2025, 15:47:39 Mistake by Kelly. Let Keller field they and throw to first. Too far out for the catcher* - Mrap24 July 5, 2025, 15:44:37 Took this pic after the Gorman HR and sent it to my buddy lol… - LeatherneckIllini July 5, 2025, 15:38:26 He’s gotta stop this hero shit* - opossum jenkins July 5, 2025, 15:24:35 Thanks for the gift Cards, bc Shaw wasn’t getting that runner in* - Ron McDon July 5, 2025, 15:15:05 Lefty woes continue, and Busch is the only guy doing anything who usually can’t hit them* - OB25 July 5, 2025, 14:57:50 Imagine choosing to put in a right and then warming up 2 lefties* - OB25 July 5, 2025, 15:15:49 What the hell is Nico doing on 2nd still?* - Carl Spackler July 5, 2025, 14:41:59 Wait what happened to Pomeranz?* - illini21 July 5, 2025, 14:29:20 He sucked out loud?* - Illiniphil July 5, 2025, 14:30:49 And he’s also old* - Ron McDon July 5, 2025, 14:57:11 Word. Wasn’t sure if he got hurt or something as he only gave up 2 runs* - illini21 July 5, 2025, 14:37:31 Swanson is the master of inconsequential hits* - opossum jenkins July 5, 2025, 14:24:38 Busch is on some kind of heater* - illini21 July 5, 2025, 14:03:48 Fucking Swanson* - Ron McDon July 5, 2025, 13:48:50 He should always be hitting in the 7 or 8-hole.* - Toonces July 5, 2025, 14:00:02 Chicago fans, be grateful for your stadiums. Went to the Braves today and it is such a mediocre - ATL July 4, 2025, 22:46:45 75% of new stadiums suck and are not made for the average fan. That's why I don't understand why.. - gullit July 4, 2025, 23:03:05 Contrast the Benz: 10 minute drive to MARTA. 15 minutes to the stadium station. 15 minutes to seat. - ATL July 5, 2025, 14:42:28 soldier field is absolutely in that 75%. Probably towards the bottom* - VIV July 5, 2025, 13:51:42 It’s horrendous, although the original was even worse* - bjl63 July 5, 2025, 14:07:27 Downtown/Wrigleyville is odd today - ab75 July 4, 2025, 17:10:11 I’m going tomorrow and was worried that traffic from the burbs would be a nightmare* - OB25 July 4, 2025, 21:18:17 Still seems dead for a summer weekend to me* - ab75 July 5, 2025, 10:37:18 Biggest lake house weekend of the year* - Carl Spackler July 5, 2025, 11:51:39 NASCAR* - longsnapper July 4, 2025, 17:44:58 Raleigh is the bad guy from Major League movie. * - MC July 4, 2025, 16:49:45 My seats at the game today - DanSaint July 4, 2025, 16:30:51 I am a balcony cat* - JeffFrank July 4, 2025, 16:54:32 One hit away from breaking the HR record and having a no-hitter through 8 in the same game* - OB25 July 4, 2025, 15:29:12 Eh? Cardinals had a homer before that.* - Carl Spackler July 4, 2025, 16:16:43 Yeah he meant one (less) hit from the no no and one (more) hit for the HR - MC July 4, 2025, 16:49:17 I think he just meant the first part - CanHartlebHireSnider July 4, 2025, 17:02:28 Yeah, poorly worded on my part but that’s what I meant* - OB25 July 4, 2025, 21:19:03 Well, Berti gonna change that* - OB25 July 4, 2025, 15:38:13 That was some impressive underarm sweat on that man * - ATL July 4, 2025, 15:28:52 Let’s get some more* - illini21 July 4, 2025, 15:28:40 That’s my Buschie.* - Toonces July 4, 2025, 14:40:58 *starts Independence Day movie marathon* - jayd July 4, 2025, 14:06:12 Got black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes* - opossum jenkins July 4, 2025, 14:14:34 Dammit I knew I should have gone to the game today - OB25 July 4, 2025, 14:06:10 Record for most Cubs HRs in a game, period.* - KingTalkyTiki July 4, 2025, 15:20:25 Fuck you Mikolas* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 4, 2025, 14:04:42 This is a little excessive.* - Toonces July 4, 2025, 14:04:19 Dogshit pitcher dogshit human* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 4, 2025, 14:03:16 He's also a pretty big MAGA turd* - DanSaint July 4, 2025, 16:32:15 What’s the story behind him being a terrible person?* - illini21 July 4, 2025, 14:05:46 I’m still bitter over his bs with Happ two years ago - CanHartlebHireSnider July 4, 2025, 14:07:37 You also won’t convince me he didn’t throw at Dansby intentionally - CanHartlebHireSnider July 4, 2025, 14:10:46 How many innings since the cardinals last scored a run?* - biclops July 4, 2025, 13:51:23 31* - BradUnderwoodforprez July 4, 2025, 13:56:13 52 against NL Central teams* - jayd July 4, 2025, 14:03:04 You get a homer...you get a homer....YOU get a homer....* - KingTalkyTiki July 4, 2025, 13:43:30 Idk about you but I’m down for some more Homers* - illini21 July 4, 2025, 13:59:00 Ha! Cubs hit two home runs within 5 mins of this post* - illini21 July 4, 2025, 14:04:52 F*ck off Mikolas. You shit bird. * - illini July 4, 2025, 13:32:47 Miles Meatball Mikolas…one of Mozeliak’s brilliant signings* - jayd July 4, 2025, 13:49:47 3 more months on that contract - BradUnderwoodforprez July 4, 2025, 13:42:23 And he’s a gigantic asshole too! * - illini July 4, 2025, 13:46:36 Easily my most hated Cardinal. Still Mo’s fault for that contract, though * - jayd July 4, 2025, 13:50:53 PCA is just a wild dude. Incredible catch and then homer* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 4, 2025, 13:32:11 I approve* - biclops July 4, 2025, 13:32:02 Re: I approve* - biclops July 4, 2025, 13:43:09 I got a decent view today… - Illini Guy July 4, 2025, 13:06:55 It's a special place...enjoy!* - RSMBob July 4, 2025, 13:41:57 Taillon to the IL. Wicks back up. Looked solid in recent starts* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 4, 2025, 10:58:35 Calf injury. Will miss more than a month* - Mrap24 July 4, 2025, 11:29:11 I’m getting really annoyed with these Friday AppleTV games* - shua July 4, 2025, 10:39:08 4 up on Milwaukee. 5.5 up on STL. Let’s put STL far back after this weekend* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 3, 2025, 21:54:29 Quite a productive 4 days after a predictable bad week - OB25 July 3, 2025, 21:56:26 Cards finally had some injuries hit and the lack of quality depth shows - jayd July 4, 2025, 12:43:50 Way to go, Shaw* - OB25 July 3, 2025, 21:50:03 That was awesome. They are good.* - Toonces July 3, 2025, 22:07:06 Camera guy did it again!* - illini21 July 3, 2025, 21:38:35 He didn’t fool me as much there since it’s Nico and it didn’t sound like he got it* - OB25 July 3, 2025, 21:44:13 Fuck off camera guy* - Carl Spackler July 3, 2025, 21:38:08 Obnoxious * - Ron McDon July 3, 2025, 21:40:38 I don’t think the Cubs have hit a ball hard all night, maybe other than Shaw deep fly out. - OB25 July 3, 2025, 21:22:26 They suck against lefties and Cade Smith is nasty. They really need to figure out the righty bat - CanHartlebHireSnider July 3, 2025, 21:25:34 Yeah, McGuire has earned a spot when Amaya gets back but they won’t get rid of Turner - OB25 July 3, 2025, 21:28:17 I feel like what Drew Pomeranz has done this year hasn't gotten enough attention. - Carl Spackler July 3, 2025, 21:14:38 I believe he’s the only eligible reliever to have not given up a run yet. - OB25 July 3, 2025, 21:17:45 No the next lowest is Chris Flexen at 0.64. Pretty crazy the Cubs got both the way they did* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 3, 2025, 21:16:54 Fire the cameraman for the angle on that Matt Shaw fly out. That was a home run pan out* - OB25 July 3, 2025, 20:15:29 Seriously who is this guy?* - OB25 July 3, 2025, 21:38:12 Guardians scheduled SP for tonight (Ortiz) put on leave due to an ongoing league investigation* - OB25 July 3, 2025, 9:21:56 Adding a tax line item because I thought the CLE pitcher would lead off the third with a strike* - RVA July 4, 2025, 12:20:17 He was getting people to bet on first pitch ball in certain at-bats and throwing wild sliders* - OB25 July 3, 2025, 13:34:45 maybe we shouldn't, y'know, have microbets on what the first pitch of an inning will be* - RVA July 3, 2025, 13:38:14 No kidding. A singular event completely in the players control* - CWR10 July 3, 2025, 15:27:54 all fine and dandy until Javy Baez is leading off the inning* - RVA July 3, 2025, 15:39:43 Ha so true* - OB25 July 3, 2025, 16:06:48 One of the pitches that got flagged based on the betting activity - OB25 July 3, 2025, 13:36:55 was he rushing, or was he dragging?* - Sammich July 3, 2025, 14:58:24 lol gotta try a little harder than that, bud* - illini21 July 3, 2025, 13:53:44 nobody said these guys are smart.* - Ari Gold July 3, 2025, 14:15:01 Rumor is gambling - DanSaint July 3, 2025, 11:08:03 Shocking* - bjl63 July 3, 2025, 13:35:39 They're going to bring up some scrub from the minors who'll throw 7 innings of scoreless ball - Warrin'_Illini July 3, 2025, 9:52:42 Bet* - Herman Blume July 3, 2025, 15:25:53 Hard to imagine why Jose Ramirez wouldn’t hit 2nd in that trash lineup, but I’m glad he wasn’t* - OB25 July 2, 2025, 22:09:39 Whew* - illini21 July 2, 2025, 22:06:21 Man, his offense has been horrible, but Shaw's D has been so, so, so much better than advertised.* - Carl Spackler July 2, 2025, 21:15:15 Entering today Dansby had a .915 OPS leading off innings lol. So weird* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 2, 2025, 20:48:01 Nice hit, PCA, but gotta be better on the bases - IlliniSax05 July 2, 2025, 20:37:12 JFC, Shaw. Got lucky* - OB25 July 2, 2025, 20:26:41 Way to put the ball in play, guys* - Carl Spackler July 2, 2025, 20:12:01 Swanson has been remarkably bad with runners on 3rd and less than 2 out - OB25 July 2, 2025, 20:07:32 .549 OPS with runners on, .437 with RISP* - Carl Spackler July 2, 2025, 20:13:03 Isnt he hitting like .150 w RISP or something like that?* - Ron McDon July 2, 2025, 20:12:43 He’s been bad all year with runners on. He’s been good with no one. Kind of weird dynamic* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 2, 2025, 20:09:05 Surprised PCA is still on first at this point* - Carl Spackler July 2, 2025, 20:06:37 C’mon Dansby* - illini21 July 2, 2025, 20:05:53 Tucker and PCA both all star starters* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 2, 2025, 18:38:06 Nice job, Pittsburgh. Mets…not as helpful* - OB25 July 2, 2025, 13:56:15 It’s 2025 and the Mets are batting their two best hitters (two of the best in MLB) 3 and 4 - CanHartlebHireSnider July 2, 2025, 14:05:36 Wow, Cardinals didn’t score a run the entire series* - OB25 July 2, 2025, 14:05:19 They haven’t scored a run in 5 of their last 8 games. Cubs shut them out in the last two - CanHartlebHireSnider July 2, 2025, 14:06:36 What would you think of this trade? - DanSaint July 2, 2025, 10:39:38 These trades for Alcantara all look ridiculous. This is not the 2008 trade market anymore.* - Carl Spackler July 2, 2025, 11:21:51 My thought is stop trying to make Sandy to the Cubs happen - CanHartlebHireSnider July 2, 2025, 10:45:22 his value seems to be at an all time low, but his asking price hasn't budged - Gene Parmesan July 2, 2025, 12:14:40 Right. There’s nothing forcing the Marlins to trade him now - CanHartlebHireSnider July 2, 2025, 12:20:18 And do actual reporting, analysis, or profiles? - RVA July 2, 2025, 11:18:25 I didn't make the trade up. * - DanSaint July 2, 2025, 10:56:45 Palencia is trending towards becoming an elite closer* - OB25 July 1, 2025, 21:33:30 Thank you Andrew Chafin* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2025, 21:34:33 Holy moly. Thats one way to kill an inning* - Mrap24 July 1, 2025, 19:39:58 Quite the base running inning.* - Mrap24 July 1, 2025, 19:38:02 Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!* - nash July 1, 2025, 9:18:55 You would think they would negotiate some sort of buyout and get it off the books - IlliniJuice07 July 1, 2025, 10:13:15 I hope it goes the other way and Bobby uses the last payment to purchase a 20 year annuity* - GMAW July 1, 2025, 14:52:04 There has to be a story as to why the Mets agreed to an 8% interest rate - ATL July 1, 2025, 10:04:52 Madoff* - CanHartlebHireSnider July 1, 2025, 10:27:39 Don’t know about everyone else here but we open our presents on Bobby Bonilla morning, - Herman Blume July 1, 2025, 9:25:59 we get one on BB Eve, then the rest are pro-rated over the next 50 years* - Sammich July 1, 2025, 9:58:48 Several outlets reporting the Cubs are attempting to acquire Mitch Keller* - opossum jenkins July 1, 2025, 7:06:30 I also read Cubs might be after more than 1 starter and DBacks might be an option - DanSaint July 1, 2025, 7:52:20 blah* - Gene Parmesan July 1, 2025, 7:28:01 Jim Bowden has done it again. - OB25 June 30, 2025, 18:34:44 Robbie Hyde gonna have a blast on YouTube breaking all this down - DanSaint July 1, 2025, 12:07:39 I'm convinced it's simply comic relief* - bjl63 July 1, 2025, 9:08:38 Since he had the job at one point, he’ll be able to make a fool of himself as long as he wants.* - Toonces June 30, 2025, 18:38:37 Bowden pushed Sasaki anywhere but the Dodgers for weeks - CanHartlebHireSnider June 30, 2025, 18:37:33 Jed gets a grade of L- on bench construction. That includes the solid Carson Kelly.* - Warrin'_Illini June 30, 2025, 15:20:01 Rockies come back with 2 outs in 9th and beat MIL, keeps this week from being a disaster - OB25 June 29, 2025, 16:41:14 Based on upcoming schedule more worried about STL than Milwaukee - CanHartlebHireSnider June 29, 2025, 16:42:30 gonna be at the Cubs/Cards series. First time I've been to Wrigley since 1993 - DanSaint June 29, 2025, 18:40:21 Those were some of the worst at bats I’ve seen all season* - opossum jenkins June 29, 2025, 15:16:49 *fart noise** - illini21 June 29, 2025, 15:16:13 He wasn’t gonna do much with Valdez, but PCA is in a real bad spot at the plate right now. - OB25 June 29, 2025, 14:58:31 Haven’t been watching close enough, but there’s just no reason to throw PCA a strike. - Carl Spackler June 29, 2025, 15:03:06 He’s getting plenty of strikes, he’s just missing all of them.* - OB25 June 29, 2025, 15:16:31 Crawford boxes* - illini21 June 29, 2025, 14:41:43 Hate that place * - Ron McDon June 29, 2025, 14:51:28 Nice effort this weekend, Guardians* - OB25 June 29, 2025, 14:40:25 Would be nice for them to roll over and die this week again - CanHartlebHireSnider June 29, 2025, 15:41:40 well, the mets are doing a good job of that too.* - Ari Gold June 29, 2025, 15:44:57 Absolutely wild pitch count for Taillon given his stat line.* - Carl Spackler June 29, 2025, 14:38:00 Paredes used up 2 innings worth of pitches all by himself* - OB25 June 29, 2025, 14:39:24 When is Amaya coming back?* - opossum jenkins June 29, 2025, 14:19:44 Most Paredes homer possible lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 28, 2025, 20:47:01 That’s one of the worst missed strike calls I’ve ever seen* - Carl Spackler June 28, 2025, 19:39:12 Got the entire plate lol* - illini21 June 28, 2025, 19:41:21 LFG* - illini21 June 28, 2025, 19:25:57 A haunting is afoot* - Herman Blume June 28, 2025, 19:11:42 I would appreciate a Cubs win tonight - OB25 June 28, 2025, 16:18:39 Crawford boxes are such a joke, but we are at least taking advantage* - OB25 June 28, 2025, 19:19:29 After all of the freaking out earlier this week, the Cubs leave StL in the same spot - GMAW June 26, 2025, 16:35:40 And only a 1/2 game lost to the Brewers - CanHartlebHireSnider June 26, 2025, 16:48:27 Much deserved shit talk directed at Wilson.* - OB25 June 26, 2025, 16:06:18 Out of all the 2016 Cubs Willson has done the most to ruin his reputation in Chicago - CanHartlebHireSnider June 26, 2025, 16:06:59 Really stupid reaction by Willson.* - Herman Blume June 26, 2025, 16:08:51 Going to be annoying if Cubs lose this one, terrible batted ball luck so far. - OB25 June 26, 2025, 14:24:01 Palencia doing his best to make it happen - IlliniSax05 June 26, 2025, 15:59:43 Then we score a run WITHOUT hitting the ball.* - KingTalkyTiki June 26, 2025, 15:37:17 Imanaga schedule to start today. Good to see him back. Much needed* - ibdoc June 26, 2025, 10:45:36 Know it’s a good Cubs game when there’s no posts haha* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 25, 2025, 21:11:27 McGuire has been a godsend* - OB25 June 25, 2025, 19:11:32 I’m greatly enjoying this cards team. Deserve support regardless of what you think of the FO* - John Coctostan June 25, 2025, 8:36:06 The attendance is shocking, are there population/urban flight factors driving that? - OB25 June 25, 2025, 9:30:36 The front office has been incredibly condescending toward the fans for years - illini June 25, 2025, 9:49:06 frankly i think your hypothesis is 90% of it - John Coctostan June 25, 2025, 9:40:56 I think it's a spoiled fanbase frustrated with the front office* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 25, 2025, 9:39:07 I'll admit that's where I am. Really looking forward to seeing what Bloom does* - DanSaint June 25, 2025, 11:08:11 But if they have legitimate concerns about the front office, could you consider that "spoiled" - ATL June 25, 2025, 9:43:09 I'm not!* - Warrin'_Illini June 25, 2025, 8:52:23 They are a lot of fun and will remain so as long as starting pitching is respectable* - CWR10 June 25, 2025, 8:38:05 mully & haugh talking about benching pca? - Ari Gold June 25, 2025, 7:09:00 Pete Crow-Merkle? - osklister June 25, 2025, 9:21:51 Uhh what? I haven't been paying much attention for a couple weeks. Is he in a bad slump?* - illini21 June 25, 2025, 7:15:35 Lot of brain farts lately. Might need a little break* - DanSaint June 25, 2025, 7:21:14 He lost 2 balls in the sun, last night’s was the only brain fart I can remember* - OB25 June 25, 2025, 8:49:01 wow, he can jump really high* - Sammich June 25, 2025, 9:26:01 There just has to be an Invisible Sun. * - osklister June 25, 2025, 9:37:06 Consider the source* - jjlocke923 June 25, 2025, 9:04:09 Pot..kettle...black much?* - DanSaint June 25, 2025, 11:09:57 How lucky are we to bear witness to this generationally great Padres squad?* - CWR10 June 24, 2025, 22:16:02 historic pace!* - Ari Gold June 25, 2025, 6:32:15 Man what a play by Arenado* - Carl Spackler June 24, 2025, 21:18:21 Terrific play....makes it looks so easy* - UofIL6 June 24, 2025, 21:19:01 This makes two straight Taillon starts that we lost 8-7. - OB25 June 24, 2025, 21:18:05 Matt Shaw is quite bad.* - Carl Spackler June 24, 2025, 21:02:22 Hate PCA’s bunt decisions* - Carl Spackler June 24, 2025, 20:45:53 Also surprised Seiya didn’t get to second on his hit* - Carl Spackler June 24, 2025, 20:46:39 Nice awareness MVPete* - Ron McDon June 24, 2025, 20:01:33 Not sure Wynn didn’t leave early but too late now* - bjl63 June 24, 2025, 20:01:14 Corey Bradford to have surgery* - bbonb June 24, 2025, 20:00:50 PCA has had some embarrassing stuff the last few games* - Carl Spackler June 24, 2025, 20:00:44 Fucking hell our pitching is terrible - IlliniSax05 June 24, 2025, 19:59:11 Man, this is very frustrating. The pitching regression is coming fast and furious* - OB25 June 24, 2025, 19:57:49 I was told the Cardinals don’t really hit home runs* - Ron McDon June 24, 2025, 19:52:00 It seems the cubs pitchers are especially good at giving up HRs - IlliniSax05 June 24, 2025, 19:52:33 Brown to Iowa. Hodge back* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 24, 2025, 15:33:15 Adios, Ben* - Carl Spackler June 23, 2025, 20:09:45 Ugh, quite a quick turn of events starting with that first pitch double play by Happ. - OB25 June 23, 2025, 19:55:55 I don’t think Ben Brown is long for the big leagues right now - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2025, 19:55:30 sounds like Imanaga is replacing Rea in the rotation and i wonder - DanSaint June 23, 2025, 19:57:42 Throwing batting practice to a team that doesn’t hit homers - Ron McDon June 23, 2025, 19:57:25 Yep* - Carl Spackler June 23, 2025, 19:57:04 It sucks because he does some stuff so well - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2025, 20:00:24 Although with him at 75 innings and his career high of 100, do you just move him to pen? - Carl Spackler June 23, 2025, 20:03:06 I haven’t seen anything that suggest he’d be any better in the pen - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2025, 20:05:49 Dansby Swanson is good - Ron McDon June 23, 2025, 19:23:46 Had no idea that Michael Fulmer was still around, but he’s back. Person booted again* - OB25 June 23, 2025, 15:41:08 “Let’s see what this Pearson guy has! Oof that’s right, you suck, see ya.”* - Carl Spackler June 23, 2025, 16:21:46 The Reds just DFA'd old friend Jeimer Candelario. I don't know how he's been doing this year - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2025, 14:35:21 Sidejack. There are rumors that Eugenio Suarez is available - DanSaint June 23, 2025, 14:52:17 I had a similar thought and then I looked at his savant page and it’s god awful* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2025, 14:37:53 Ha we all did the same thing. Was shocked to see a .113 BA in nearly 100 at-bats, brutal.* - OB25 June 23, 2025, 14:40:39 Maybe he just needs a new hip like Javy.* - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2025, 14:50:00 Javy Baez would be a starter in All-Star game if voting ended today. - OB25 June 23, 2025, 14:15:35 He got his hip fixed in the offseason. Looks healthy again. Everytime I think of him I think - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2025, 14:23:13 Apparently Imanaga starting Thursday per Bruce Levine - DanSaint June 23, 2025, 12:12:17 Those last 4 games was some old school Wrigley Field - QcIlliniFan June 22, 2025, 16:45:55 Welcome back, Sammy!* - RVA June 22, 2025, 17:02:43 This series is whatever since it’s pretty fluky, but there are some warning signs with this team - OB25 June 22, 2025, 15:32:35 It’s been 3 weeks since winning a series over a team with a record over .500* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 22, 2025, 15:36:49 At the time the series was played is what I said. - OB25 June 22, 2025, 15:40:47 Meh they currently have the 2nd best record in baseball vs teams .500 or better - CanHartlebHireSnider June 22, 2025, 15:47:39 I’m ready to be done with playing the 27 Yankees….I mean the Mariners* - Ron McDon June 22, 2025, 15:03:06 Tough team to play in these conditions. Lots of fly ball hitters* - GMAW June 22, 2025, 15:16:23 Appreciate the good work he did early in the season, but it’s time to move on from Colin Rea - OB25 June 22, 2025, 14:19:06 Agreed. Terrible pitching matchup in a huge offensive environment - CanHartlebHireSnider June 22, 2025, 14:22:05 since Imanaga is returning on road trip...gotta think maybe he takes Rea's spot? Do you DFA him - DanSaint June 22, 2025, 14:28:02 The problem is Ben Brown sucks too. I’d imagine it’s Brown to the pen* - Carl Spackler June 22, 2025, 14:44:07 i also how long they wait to acquire a starter or two - DanSaint June 22, 2025, 14:46:39 Apparently Imanaga will be activated for road trip. Still not determined who's spot in rotation - DanSaint June 21, 2025, 19:01:58 Unbelievable outing from Keller* - OB25 June 21, 2025, 15:34:54 Don’t love sending him back out for another inning though.* - OB25 June 21, 2025, 15:44:42 Annoying to be letting this lead slip away without them even hitting any HR’s (yet)* - OB25 June 21, 2025, 14:57:53 My Over 12.5 runs bet was a good one* - GMAW June 21, 2025, 14:55:54 This has been a total shit show defensively* - opossum jenkins June 21, 2025, 14:52:02 Infield defense picking up outfield defense* - shua June 21, 2025, 14:08:19 Walking Vidal Brujan on a day like today is probably not the best idea* - OB25 June 21, 2025, 13:59:05 wtf guys!?!?* - shua June 21, 2025, 13:41:56 At least they minimized the damage* - shua June 21, 2025, 13:45:17 Why did Happ slow up?* - Carl Spackler June 21, 2025, 13:42:55 giggity* - biclops June 21, 2025, 13:30:05 Cabrera DFA’d, Pearson called up.* - Carl Spackler June 21, 2025, 12:27:44 95 degree real feel and the wind is howling straight out to center. Good luck to today’s pitchers* - OB25 June 21, 2025, 12:26:31 2 Cubs batters, 2 home runs* - OB25 June 21, 2025, 13:31:05 I thought you guys told me Wrigley field isn't friendly to batters and hard to hit it out. - ibdoc June 20, 2025, 16:08:10 The wind is blowing out and it’s hot. It hasn’t been like this all season* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 20, 2025, 16:12:20 Man, fuck this BABIP bad luck today* - OB25 June 20, 2025, 15:09:26 Don’t think you can let Pressly finish this inning, might cost you the game.* - OB25 June 20, 2025, 15:02:41 Looks like we're gonna find out* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 20, 2025, 15:03:11 Good outing, Pressly* - opossum jenkins June 20, 2025, 15:02:10 That was indecent what he did to that ball.* - Toonces June 20, 2025, 14:41:35 Sammy doesn't have that weird Michael Jackson color anymore* - bjl63 June 20, 2025, 14:07:46 Am I the only one who gets the same three commercials over and over?* - opossum jenkins June 20, 2025, 14:02:02 Sosa is joining the broadcast booth in the 4th inning* - illini21 June 20, 2025, 13:47:28 Going to two games in late July - TarheelIllini June 20, 2025, 9:53:27 i'm going 4th of July weekend. Cards/Cubs. the Sunday game got moved to ESPN Sunday Night broadcast - DanSaint June 20, 2025, 13:54:06 Sammy coming to Wrigley today for the first time since he left early in 2004* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 20, 2025, 8:55:35 Good, and credit to the Cubs for not making him grovel* - RVA June 20, 2025, 9:20:08 I mean they kind of did. He had to apologize. They just accepted his apology being vague* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 20, 2025, 9:21:03 I think there is one thing we can agree on. Dave Roberts is a bitch and so are the Dodgers…. - LeatherneckIllini June 20, 2025, 6:22:49 Man, if this costs them third place…* - Herman Blume June 20, 2025, 15:51:09 Only one team intentionally threw at a batter last night - bjl63 June 20, 2025, 13:59:57 well that might cost him the MVP. I haven't looked at the standings lately, Padres still on... - shua June 20, 2025, 6:41:31 oops.* - Ari Gold June 20, 2025, 5:49:41 Random observation. Tony Gwynn Jr sounds exactly like his dad* - bjl63 June 19, 2025, 22:27:19 Braves GM says under no circumstances will they even consider trading Sale* - OB25 June 19, 2025, 21:47:28 not to mention they’re poised to make a run here.* - Ari Gold June 20, 2025, 5:51:08 Yeah, but comments like these are completely worthless* - Carl Spackler June 19, 2025, 22:28:12 Generally true but this is pretty strong… - OB25 June 20, 2025, 0:34:44 No quit in this team. I appreciate their moxie. - KingTalkyTiki June 19, 2025, 16:22:03 shows the offense is great and the pen is fine - DanSaint June 19, 2025, 16:35:05 Imanaga to pitch for the Iowa Cubs this Friday and will be evaluated after to possibly return - ibdoc June 19, 2025, 17:02:04 PCA does it again. Might need more of it, Taillon doesn’t have it today.* - OB25 June 19, 2025, 13:43:30 Per Bob Nightengale: Rays expect to he sold by end of the year - DanSaint June 18, 2025, 12:19:17 Weak effort from the crowd, that needs to be a curtain call* - OB25 June 17, 2025, 21:19:52 Sorry. We did our best.* - KingTalkyTiki June 18, 2025, 10:33:58 Oh wow* - illini21 June 17, 2025, 21:19:22 Longest Cub HR this year* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 17, 2025, 21:19:10 Holy shit PCA. Thought he had no chance.* - Toonces June 17, 2025, 21:15:19 and then goes yard. * - DanSaint June 17, 2025, 21:18:29 Oh my god PCA* - OB25 June 17, 2025, 21:14:19 Haha oh my* - OB25 June 17, 2025, 21:17:53 Absolutely unreal catch. Literally straight up LF* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 17, 2025, 21:17:29 Keller hitting 99 to get Hoskins* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 17, 2025, 21:03:27 His arm is still good, but oof has the hitting and receiving fallen off a cliff for Kelly. - OB25 June 17, 2025, 21:00:34 The contact falling out gives me a pass on that last one - CanHartlebHireSnider June 17, 2025, 21:03:15 Yeah, posted before seeing that so I’ll concede the point on that one. - OB25 June 17, 2025, 21:08:23 Similar to the Rockies series that they swept, really gross series offensively but still got 3 of 4* - OB25 June 15, 2025, 15:54:38 Hooray Manfred Rule! - Ron McDon June 15, 2025, 15:52:48 Really poor AB by turner* - Mrap24 June 15, 2025, 15:36:43 Well, he’s washed, so* - Ron McDon June 15, 2025, 15:38:35 Been long enough now that we can safely say he’s got nothing left in the tank. - OB25 June 15, 2025, 15:38:33 Berti says look at me* - Mrap24 June 15, 2025, 15:51:39 Horrible at bats through 2 innings* - opossum jenkins June 14, 2025, 13:49:33 Even making contact against elite MLB pitching is a damn near miraculous feat. - OB25 June 13, 2025, 20:03:15 Wow quite a whimper* - Herman Blume June 13, 2025, 16:14:25 We are consistently so bad at moving the Manfred Man from 2nd to 3rd. - OB25 June 13, 2025, 16:09:48 What a bad play by the Pirates SS* - OB25 June 13, 2025, 15:38:53 Weird play. Did IKF forget the situation?* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 13, 2025, 15:38:48 I’ve got no problem with that* - opossum jenkins June 13, 2025, 14:40:47 Nice job so far of at least building up Skenes’ pitch count* - OB25 June 13, 2025, 14:29:44 4 innings against the bullpen to play with, nice work* - OB25 June 13, 2025, 14:56:46 Can't believe Marquee aired Justin Turner's fake ballsack lol - CanHartlebHireSnider June 12, 2025, 23:55:51 I can't believe how many jomboy followers seem to think it was real* - Sammich June 13, 2025, 0:07:45 Some numbers on the Cubs bullpen… - OB25 June 12, 2025, 21:20:11 I would consider not hitting the 8 hitter and then walking the 9 hitter on 4 pitches* - Carl Spackler June 12, 2025, 20:39:34 That last pitch to Cruz hung right down the middle too* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 12, 2025, 20:42:45 Wow that’s one of the worst missed calls you’ll see from a home plate ump* - OB25 June 12, 2025, 20:13:41 This has gotten insane, it’s mid-June and it’s gonna be yet another cold, windy homestand* - OB25 June 12, 2025, 19:15:59 Helps Jamo I guess. PCA blows through it* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 12, 2025, 19:54:54 Is Andrew McCutchen a HoF?* - opossum jenkins June 12, 2025, 19:10:06 No. Tier below* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 12, 2025, 19:54:38 He's had a lot of years this last decade with little to show for* - RVA June 12, 2025, 19:12:25 Question for Marshall or anyone else that follows Cubs prospects - OB25 June 12, 2025, 11:01:07 Brujan is the only person they have to cover CF - CanHartlebHireSnider June 12, 2025, 12:53:04 Nice job, Toronto. Cubs leave the 9 game trip with a bigger division lead than they started it with* - OB25 June 11, 2025, 16:17:25 Woof Kyle gotta bail out your pitcher. Ben just gotta eat it today* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 13:27:42 Welp, looks like bad Ben Brown is back. - OB25 June 11, 2025, 12:30:12 It seems like he is either unhittable or awful. Rarely much in between* - UofIL6 June 11, 2025, 12:50:13 Too much left over the heart of the plate - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 12:49:03 can't afford to leave a bunch of runners on base if Brown isn't on his game today. - Illiniphil June 11, 2025, 12:41:15 I had a feeling this would be the day they finally give PCA a day off, definitely makes sense.* - OB25 June 11, 2025, 12:05:10 Especially when you look at Luzardo's splits RH vs LH* - DanSaint June 11, 2025, 12:17:33 I feel like the Cubs starting situation is a bit more dire than is being talked about. - Carl Spackler June 11, 2025, 8:55:56 Disregard* - DanSaint June 11, 2025, 12:16:12 It’s interesting because I care way less about having top end starting pitching for the playoffs - OB25 June 11, 2025, 11:21:14 I'd have a lot of concerns at the trade deadline relying on the guys you mentioned in the playoffs.* - Carl Spackler June 11, 2025, 12:42:46 Unless you can get Chris Sale, I just think it kind of is what it is. - OB25 June 11, 2025, 13:10:18 Shota tossed 40 pitches in a live start in Arizona yesterday and did well. - ibdoc June 11, 2025, 10:01:17 He's not penciled in to start 6/19 and the team has said he needs multiple more rehab starts* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 10:02:33 Also, where did you see "multiple" rehab starts. Not seeing that comment. See this often: - ibdoc June 11, 2025, 10:07:53 Craig Counsell said yesterday that Shota will make a couple more rehab starts* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 10:09:56 "at least 3 rehab appearances" - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 10:11:47 My bad, CBS sports has him listed to start* - ibdoc June 11, 2025, 10:05:26 Sandy is probably the big fish but we’ll end up with someone like Bailey Falter - MC June 11, 2025, 9:39:43 The big fish is Chris Sale* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 9:40:24 Whoa Braves suck? I didn’t realize how much they’re falling behind * - MC June 11, 2025, 9:42:46 Sandy finally put together a decent start the other day but I wouldn't be surprised if he's not move - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 9:53:00 I think you're stretching this a bit out here but yes the Cubs need starting pitching - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 9:25:52 I want to expand and just say they need more pitching in general - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 10:02:05 The whole point of sitting tight on prospects the past few years was for moments like this* - RVA June 11, 2025, 9:06:57 Yes, I just hope they don’t half ass it. They don’t need 4/5 depth guys. They need 1/2/3 guys* - Carl Spackler June 11, 2025, 9:10:05 In other words, don't be Mike Elias* - bjl63 June 11, 2025, 9:41:10 At least one of Shota, Steele, or theoretical trade acquisition will miss the playoffs - RVA June 11, 2025, 9:19:16 Steele is a given....he's out for the year.* - Illiniphil June 11, 2025, 9:23:45 Didn't he have TJ surgery? - ibdoc June 11, 2025, 9:29:58 Not TJ but it was his elbow. Out for the year indeed.* - Warrin'_Illini June 11, 2025, 9:31:31 Yeah he probably won't even be ready for 2026 OD* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 11, 2025, 9:33:10 For sure. At least it's good that they won't have to rush him. July works.* - Warrin'_Illini June 11, 2025, 9:34:31 You're not lying. It's why my overall expectations are tempered, despite how I'm enjoying how fun - Warrin'_Illini June 11, 2025, 9:02:27 I know it was better long term but everytime Shaw makes a nice pick - CanHartlebHireSnider June 10, 2025, 20:57:37 That barehanded grab and toss in the 9th... - KingTalkyTiki June 11, 2025, 10:15:05 Happ rediscovering some of his power would be nice. 3 HR’s in the last 2 games* - OB25 June 10, 2025, 19:43:24 Not the Cubs but Aaron Judge just hit a Glenallen Hill-type roof shot.* - Toonces June 10, 2025, 18:46:03 Glenallen Legend.* - cpsteine June 12, 2025, 20:02:21 That was a tough loss.* - Toonces June 9, 2025, 20:54:42 Not a fan of Palencia getting two innings* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 9, 2025, 20:54:06 I’m officially sick of Swanson’s shit* - opossum jenkins June 9, 2025, 20:52:32 Also meh. He’s in the middle of putting up another 4 win season - CanHartlebHireSnider June 9, 2025, 20:58:15 This feels like it would be an important win on the season if we can pull it out* - opossum jenkins June 9, 2025, 20:45:23 Meh. It’d definitely have been nice to steal Wheeler start - CanHartlebHireSnider June 9, 2025, 20:53:42 Not a bad loss, just a near good win that wasn’t. Which are always a bummer in the moment. - OB25 June 9, 2025, 21:03:06 That is true. Would like Toronto take this back. They just blew it but then scored to tie* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 9, 2025, 21:13:06 Narrator* - OB25 June 9, 2025, 20:49:49 Dansby is a semi disaster at the plate* - Ron McDon June 9, 2025, 20:42:26 Man that is a shitty break that will probably end up being the difference. Crazy spin* - OB25 June 9, 2025, 20:12:59 And another bad break, he was out but couldn’t overturn. This road trip has sucked in this regard* - OB25 June 9, 2025, 20:17:44 Love the defense shown today.* - Carl Spackler June 9, 2025, 19:59:15 Will never get over idiots online saying Tucker plays lazy defense #tradekyle* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 9, 2025, 18:14:18 What a weird schedule the Cubs had this year. - OB25 June 9, 2025, 16:46:45 It’s only 630am and I’m having a really bad day so far - timmer June 9, 2025, 5:35:18 I've been skipping breakfast. Probably ham and cheese for lunch.* - Illiniphil June 9, 2025, 8:33:30 Horton just throwing center cut fastballs way too often in big situations* - OB25 June 8, 2025, 14:04:58 That was a very bad strike 3 call* - Carl Spackler June 8, 2025, 13:52:05 Been getting hosed all series.* - Toonces June 8, 2025, 13:53:33 IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!!* - shua June 8, 2025, 13:52:42 Seiya's tendency to take obvious strike fastballs with 2 strikes is baffling. - Carl Spackler June 8, 2025, 13:35:07 Today is one where it felt like the writing was on the wall just by watching the 1st inning. - OB25 June 8, 2025, 13:17:20 Well, Flaherty lost it a bit this inning but that play at the plate sure hurts. - OB25 June 8, 2025, 13:36:37 This kid in the stands behind home plate is a riot * - biclops June 8, 2025, 12:53:25 Braves just keep digging a deeper hole, I wonder if Chris Sale could end up being available.* - OB25 June 7, 2025, 18:51:46 He’s the guy I’ve been focusing on. And the Cubs should be doing whatever they can to land him* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 7, 2025, 18:53:02 Today's 1st rounders - CanHartlebHireSnider June 7, 2025, 16:49:11 *pokes Dodgers with a stick** - shua June 7, 2025, 15:34:32 lmao Cardinals* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 7, 2025, 15:46:45 major luck for the Dodgers in this inning. crazy* - jayd June 7, 2025, 15:48:25 Yeah weakly hit grounder that hits a base. Weakly hit bloop single. wild pitch K scores a run* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 7, 2025, 15:49:23 Dodgers trying to give it back* - jayd June 7, 2025, 15:53:31 and they do. Arenado walks it off* - DanSaint June 7, 2025, 16:55:39 I’ll give this to Eddings, he’s been consistent. It’s a huge zone up, down, inside, and outside - OB25 June 7, 2025, 14:04:08 Seiya again* - illini21 June 7, 2025, 13:51:13 Seiya is strong as hell, man* - opossum jenkins June 7, 2025, 13:50:51 Absolutely crushing this inning* - illini21 June 7, 2025, 13:37:13 Shaw has been really good since his return from Iowa… - shua June 7, 2025, 13:46:46 My god, this ump has been a disaster* - OB25 June 7, 2025, 12:58:05 doug eddings of ajp ws fame.* - Ari Gold June 7, 2025, 13:04:38 That was a high level game, Cubs just couldn’t catch a break in this one. - OB25 June 6, 2025, 20:32:19 Defensively, the Tigers were absolutely terrific* - opossum jenkins June 7, 2025, 4:18:09 Cubs actually did well against Skubal, just ran themselves out of at least 2 runs* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 20:05:31 Sucks but had this marked up as a loss anyways. Go out and win the next two - CanHartlebHireSnider June 6, 2025, 20:27:54 The PCA send was unforgivable. I get the SB attempts.* - Carl Spackler June 6, 2025, 20:18:42 I’ve never noticed a 3B coach more than I have with Berry this year. And rarely in a good way* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 20:23:47 Damn, frustrating inning to not score and then give up runs this way right after* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 19:21:48 Third base coach screwed the pooch there* - Ron McDon June 6, 2025, 19:11:10 Props to PCA, has held up well against Skubal* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 19:08:10 But oh man, that’s a killer against Skubal. This was your chance* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 19:10:23 Totally Berry’s fault too. He’s been bad all year* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 19:11:38 Dansby disappears too often* - opossum jenkins June 6, 2025, 18:26:26 Kyle Teel getting called up. Can never get enough of the call-up videos. They're all so awesome - UofIL6 June 6, 2025, 13:18:08 ooo - UofIL6 June 6, 2025, 15:34:30 Braves call up Kimbrel - bjl63 June 6, 2025, 10:37:21 Hopefully he helps them lose enough so they trade Sale (to the Cubs).* - Warrin'_Illini June 6, 2025, 10:47:49 Balls and strikes challenges coming in 2026* - Carl Spackler June 6, 2025, 8:01:01 Beautiful. Best possible outcome* - OrangeSox June 6, 2025, 10:40:20 Why go through the motions? Just use tech full on* - Chilango June 6, 2025, 12:12:11 Because MLB umpires are in a union and have a CBA* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 6, 2025, 13:11:00 I wouldn't be surprised if that has to be collectively bargained, honestly.* - MojoJojo June 6, 2025, 13:02:26 Good, love it. I’m not ready to take the full plunge yet, but the challenge system - voiceofreason June 6, 2025, 10:26:09 I'm amused that you'll have a system, just sitting there quietly calling balls and strikes... - shua June 6, 2025, 10:12:32 I would only be OK with this if it was an almost instantaneous result. - tvillini June 6, 2025, 8:37:04 that sounds better * - biclops June 6, 2025, 10:42:29 That is what it is* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 6, 2025, 9:20:13 I thought it might. I think I saw it once a few years ago at a Indy Indians game. - tvillini June 6, 2025, 11:34:23 ABS has been used at various minor leagues since 2021. Challenge system was used in ST this year - CanHartlebHireSnider June 6, 2025, 11:52:35 Okay if it's really done in just a few seconds then i'm on board* - illini21 June 6, 2025, 10:27:13 And it can be used a very limited amount of times* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 6, 2025, 9:12:30 It is pretty darn fast based on minors/spring training* - Carl Spackler June 6, 2025, 8:39:57 How much does advertising cost in spring training or the minors?* - longsnapper June 6, 2025, 8:58:44 This was like a less than 15 second process when I’ve seen it.* - Carl Spackler June 6, 2025, 8:59:44 woof. Can’t we just go to robots?* - biclops June 6, 2025, 8:29:59 Good. I hate umps.* - Warrin'_Illini June 6, 2025, 8:23:37 the answer is to either A) get better umps/get rid of the bad umps, or B) use robo ball/strike calls - IlliniSax05 June 6, 2025, 8:31:11 What do the data say on how accurate the best umps are? - Chilango June 6, 2025, 12:13:03 The best umps are more than 95% accurate* - Herman Blume June 6, 2025, 13:00:05 Would help if umps called pitches where they cross the plate - bjl63 June 6, 2025, 8:52:27 I would prefer robo umps but this is a step in the right direction. I believe this system is - Warrin'_Illini June 6, 2025, 8:43:03 Exactly, it’s just a step towards the inevitable* - Carl Spackler June 6, 2025, 8:54:22 gross* - illini21 June 6, 2025, 8:14:31 Rob Manfred sucks* - Poldark June 6, 2025, 8:11:52 Wow. What a fucking terrible idea.* - longsnapper June 6, 2025, 8:10:27 Now have best record in NL, one game behind Detroit for best in MLB. - OB25 June 6, 2025, 0:34:28 should be a fun weekend, with the top 2 teams playing each other* - shua June 6, 2025, 7:41:13 Really hope they use tonight’s game against Skubal to finally give PCA a day off* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 8:30:14 Imanaga’s return was pushed back to the 17th. Assad’s still the 23rd. - ibdoc June 6, 2025, 6:08:29 Neither have actual dates set. I'm not sure where you're getting that?* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 6, 2025, 9:21:12 Reading through a variety of sites (MLB, ESPN, CBS, etc) on injury updates* - ibdoc June 6, 2025, 10:20:44 There has never been any date mentioned that I've seen - CanHartlebHireSnider June 6, 2025, 10:28:43 I’ve been assuming Assad will end up being out for the year when it’s all said and done* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 11:10:02 One site: - ibdoc June 6, 2025, 10:49:42 I’m guessing those are the earliest dates they COULD return based on which type of IL they’re on* - OB25 June 6, 2025, 11:11:00 So, does Boog have an apprenticeship at the IBEW or something?* - opossum jenkins June 5, 2025, 20:07:34 The Boog thing is very weird* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 5, 2025, 20:11:26 Feels like we’ll find out eventually that there’s some kind of health issue.* - OB25 June 5, 2025, 21:07:24 He’s white Stacy King without being a former player. Large Marge.* - Toonces June 5, 2025, 20:57:52 Guy right behind home plate wearing a "Trump 2028" hat - KingTalkyTiki June 5, 2025, 19:58:31 And it obviously works - HamptonSki June 6, 2025, 7:02:14 Speaking of triggered* - Chilango June 6, 2025, 8:33:22 Good to see it. I kinda missed the little scamp there for a bit. - KingTalkyTiki June 6, 2025, 10:21:58 Based on the crowd I’m assuming it’s pride night. Appears to be rainbow Nats jersey giveaway - CanHartlebHireSnider June 5, 2025, 20:01:56 Happ yeah!* - opossum jenkins June 5, 2025, 19:17:01 Huh. Cubs activated and DFA’d Tyson Miller. - Carl Spackler June 5, 2025, 18:57:25 Writing was on the wall like a month ago when they didn’t call him up - CanHartlebHireSnider June 5, 2025, 19:02:20 That’s not possible without saying he was injured again, right? (And him agreeing)* - Carl Spackler June 5, 2025, 19:06:08 Yeah. I’m guessing maybe they he realized that he wasn’t gonna get a shot - CanHartlebHireSnider June 5, 2025, 20:03:24 WTF me. I wasn't even drinking.* - KingTalkyTiki June 4, 2025, 23:03:15 I was at the game. Maybe you saw me. Section 110, Row 10, Seat 6 - timmer June 4, 2025, 21:30:00 Timmer brings the Ls, Tort brings the Ws* - Tortillini June 4, 2025, 21:57:01 Curly W* - memyselfandillini June 4, 2025, 19:58:15 Boyd with a perfect game through 5 on only 45 pitches* - Carl Spackler June 4, 2025, 19:00:32 That was unfortunate. PCA’s bad at bats definitely being back memories of the bad parts of Javy. - OB25 June 4, 2025, 17:58:41 As a long-time critic of Jed, I must acknowledge that he’s had a good run. - OB25 June 4, 2025, 14:15:12 I realize Tucker is a very good player. But doesn’t it seem weird giving $700M to a 29 year old?* - opossum jenkins June 4, 2025, 18:54:55 Tucker isn’t getting $700 million. Somehweee between $400-$500* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 4, 2025, 18:56:38 To go on Cam Smith - CanHartlebHireSnider June 4, 2025, 14:42:08 He’s in the process of turning back into a pumpkin, but I should have included Carson Kelly. - OB25 June 4, 2025, 14:33:52 Big Shota, Boyd, and Swanson guy when they happened ---> - CanHartlebHireSnider June 4, 2025, 14:27:59 Also trading all those guys in 2021 was absolutely the right decision - CanHartlebHireSnider June 4, 2025, 14:30:58 Forgot about Zyhir Hope coming from us, that one could end up stinging.* - OB25 June 4, 2025, 14:30:47 co-sign. It's crow I'm happy to eat. - KingTalkyTiki June 4, 2025, 14:22:25 Palencia don't call me Placenta also looks like a real closer, too. GAS.* - Warrin'_Illini June 4, 2025, 14:17:10 Cubs now 5 games up on 2nd place Cardinals* - Carl Spackler June 4, 2025, 8:32:32 I mean this play alone *chefs kiss* - KingTalkyTiki June 3, 2025, 23:47:45 That was channeling Javy more than just a little bit.* - Illiniphil June 4, 2025, 8:55:54 I totally undersold it. Without Pete's speed and hustle , he's probably on 1st still - KingTalkyTiki June 4, 2025, 13:57:46 I’ve noticed this Cubs team tends to win a lot of baseball games* - opossum jenkins June 3, 2025, 20:24:38 Busch needs a 2B for the cycle, will get at least one more at-bat* - OB25 June 3, 2025, 19:50:44 That’s my Buschie.* - Toonces June 3, 2025, 20:22:12 TWSS?* - Illiniphil June 4, 2025, 8:56:20 This offense man.* - Toonces June 3, 2025, 19:15:33 Nats throwing Trevor Williams and Andrew Chafin. We got PCA and Palencia for them* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 3, 2025, 19:08:23 Cubs offense is relentless tonight* - OB25 June 3, 2025, 19:06:31 Wrigley needs like a reverse humidor or something. Offense dies* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 3, 2025, 19:13:07 I’ll be at Nats Park tonight, let’s go Cubbies* - Tortillini June 3, 2025, 13:12:08 You’re welcome bitches - Tortillini June 3, 2025, 21:15:41 So YOU''RE the reason we keep losing to Maryland?!* - Warrin'_Illini June 4, 2025, 14:43:47 137 people attended the Marlins-Rockies game last night - Sounder June 3, 2025, 11:47:58 Satire account* - OB25 June 3, 2025, 11:55:22 Announced attendance 5,894. - KingTalkyTiki June 3, 2025, 13:30:33 Since April 19 the Cubs have the best bullpen in the NL - CanHartlebHireSnider June 2, 2025, 11:20:02 ESPN Jeff Passan say the Cubs should try to get Miami's Sandy Alcántara - ibdoc June 3, 2025, 11:55:52 I feel like they’re going to end up with Zach Eflin* - OB25 June 3, 2025, 19:17:32 As long as he's not injured, I'd strongly consider it. I'm a believer in a change-of-scenery for - Warrin'_Illini June 3, 2025, 13:34:32 He has been pretty awful this year* - CanHartlebHireSnider June 3, 2025, 12:06:51 Palencia not entrenched as closer? He's been pretty good in the role* - bjl63 June 2, 2025, 11:23:35 I think he's probably the closer for now. Unless he blows more games - CanHartlebHireSnider June 2, 2025, 11:26:55 As Hawkeroo used to say the best pitch in baseball - bjl63 June 2, 2025, 11:28:01 Jac Caglianone called up to the big club. Another White Sox draft failure - bjl63 June 2, 2025, 10:53:35 I hated the Hagen Smith pick, but at least, when healthy, he's looked pretty dominant - UofIL6 June 2, 2025, 10:57:41 I remember seeing highlights after they picked Gonzalez and saying WTF kind of swing is that - bjl63 June 2, 2025, 11:01:41 oh boy. Corbin Burnes just called for the trainer after giving up a base hit - DanSaint June 1, 2025, 16:45:36 Matt Shaw defensive showcase.* - Toonces June 1, 2025, 15:22:30 That’s my Buschie.* - Toonces June 1, 2025, 14:49:18 Tucker out of the game. What happened * - MC June 1, 2025, 14:38:22 Seemed like minor stuff, hit his head sliding and also got HBP on his toe* - OB25 June 1, 2025, 14:42:38 MLB website says Tucker left due to jammed finger* - DanSaint June 1, 2025, 16:34:46 Nice to get out to a nice lead earlier in the game today* - shua June 1, 2025, 14:12:02 Happy to be facing a right handed pitcher again* - OB25 June 1, 2025, 14:11:57 4-1 on the home stand while almost the entire lineup is in a slump, not bad* - OB25 May 31, 2025, 15:41:12 Pete’s jumps are incredible. He’s not just fast. He gets amazing reads and jumps* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 31, 2025, 15:40:01 Incredible - CanHartlebHireSnider May 31, 2025, 16:18:03 De La Cruz is real casual out there at SS* - Carl Spackler May 31, 2025, 15:26:23 Kind of just lobbed over the DP attempt earlier in the inning too* - Carl Spackler May 31, 2025, 15:27:42 Looked like a WR with alligator arms there* - OB25 May 31, 2025, 15:19:43 Another gift* - OB25 May 31, 2025, 15:25:24 I’ll take that* - shua May 31, 2025, 15:19:12 Well that works lol. Thanks Wrigley and weather!* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 31, 2025, 15:18:55 Having the leadoff guy on in 5 of 7 innings and getting no runs out of it is not great* - Carl Spackler May 31, 2025, 15:09:49 Not just on but on 2nd. Not getting him to 3rd is bad - CanHartlebHireSnider May 31, 2025, 15:12:03 This is fucking pathetic* - opossum jenkins May 31, 2025, 15:06:42 I see bartman made it back to wrigley* - torinese May 31, 2025, 14:07:32 Other than their bullpen, the Reds are a terrible matchup for the Cubs* - OB25 May 30, 2025, 16:13:51 I’ve seen more than enough of Abbott and Lodolo for a while* - OB25 May 31, 2025, 14:20:24 Their offense isn't even that good. Its' frustrating - CanHartlebHireSnider May 30, 2025, 16:42:57 Fuck the Reds.* - Warrin'_Illini May 30, 2025, 14:15:01 Schwarber just hit his 303rd HR. He’s 32 years old, do we think he can get to 500?* - OB25 May 29, 2025, 14:36:22 I’d guess low to mid 400s - CanHartlebHireSnider May 29, 2025, 14:41:54 Hypothetical trade from the Athletic: Skenes for Horton, Shaw, Alcántara and Tomas. - Herman Blume May 29, 2025, 13:35:16 Dig up Vance Law's bones and put him at third base.* - Warrin'_Illini May 29, 2025, 13:49:00 Not nearly enough to motivate the Pirates to make a deal.* - OB25 May 29, 2025, 13:43:20 The Pirates aren't trading Skenes either way. And Bowden is a crackhead* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 29, 2025, 13:44:01 Yeah but what if they DID?* - Tortillini May 29, 2025, 14:45:07 what's the latest on Imanaga and Assad?* - shua May 29, 2025, 9:14:23 I had forgotten about Assad. Guess you can pull fat.* - Warrin'_Illini May 29, 2025, 13:48:42 Imanaga until 6/13, Assad until 6/23* - ibdoc May 29, 2025, 9:30:28 The CBS injury report still has Ben Heller on it. He was released last week - ibdoc May 29, 2025, 9:40:04 “Well into June” for Shota* - Mrap24 May 29, 2025, 9:15:21 Well Cubs are doing a great job on this cake part of their schedule. 12-3 since the Mets* - Carl Spackler May 29, 2025, 7:17:01 2 tough series starting next weekend, Phillies and Tigers on the road* - shua May 29, 2025, 9:13:04 TCB like BTO.* - Warrin'_Illini May 29, 2025, 9:05:09 That series wasn’t nearly as fun as expected, but nice job grinding out 3 wins* - OB25 May 28, 2025, 21:27:50 Sweep. Hopefully the weather warms up this wekend* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 28, 2025, 21:27:47 Warmer but rain on Friday, back down to high of 58 Saturday. Groce* - OB25 May 28, 2025, 21:32:49 Wrigley conditions are saving Boyd this inning* - OB25 May 28, 2025, 20:42:06 Wind ended up helping Cubs more today. - CanHartlebHireSnider May 29, 2025, 0:37:14 And of course Arcia is 2-2* - Ron McDon May 28, 2025, 20:18:21 Thank God Marquee continuously departs from the broadcast to hype up Wrigley’s nachos and pierogis* - opossum jenkins May 28, 2025, 19:47:02 More balls hit 112 mph would help at Wrigley* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 28, 2025, 19:18:15 Really thought they’d give PCA a day off today, would have been a perfect time for it. - OB25 May 28, 2025, 17:27:58 And ha, Rockies signed Orlando Arcia just in time to face the Cubs. - OB25 May 28, 2025, 19:06:41 Hello darkness my old friend* - OB25 May 28, 2025, 19:42:36 2-2* - OB25 May 28, 2025, 20:18:34 C-U native Tanner Gordon starting for the Rockies tonight* - illini21 May 28, 2025, 15:31:55 Make no mistake where you are. * - VIV May 28, 2025, 14:03:54 The thing I want to talk about is how frustrating Wrigley is nowadays - CanHartlebHireSnider May 28, 2025, 10:59:14 This has been an absurdly windy spring.* - Illiniphil May 28, 2025, 14:05:58 I was just randomly thinking about my favorite Wrigley weather game that wasn’t - OB25 May 28, 2025, 12:51:47 Eli Marrero, a catcher by trade, tore up his knee playing OF in that game. * - illini May 28, 2025, 19:53:38 Yeah that game was bonkers. Think it was May 03. Alou it hit a few HRs* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 28, 2025, 14:00:35 He's been awesome since he came back up.* - Warrin'_Illini May 28, 2025, 10:44:15 Sure has. Like, you can see the hole in his swing low and away. - opossum jenkins May 28, 2025, 10:49:12 From mlb.com prospect profile... - shua May 28, 2025, 10:43:43 No he was not billed as a plus defender. He had arm strength questions - CanHartlebHireSnider May 28, 2025, 10:41:51 Also savant still has him with limited range and below average in his limited time so far* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 28, 2025, 10:48:08 View thread; Collapse ^ Your Canadian History Minute - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:07:43 View thread; 1 response, posted Yesterday, 16:08:36 I feel like I just got bonbonned.* - Illiniphil Yesterday, 16:08:36 View thread; Collapse ^ i was out acting my role like a erin moran* - bbonb Yesterday, 14:33:30 0 responses hey longsnapper, anyone here have rental units in logan square area - Nobster Yesterday, 14:10:29 View thread; 1 response, posted Yesterday, 14:13:59 Starting when? I know a few people who have rental units there. - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:13:59 View thread; Collapse ^ i was out riding my bike like a carless moran* - Nobster Yesterday, 14:02:40 View thread; 1 response, posted Yesterday, 14:06:28 lasagna* - complainant Yesterday, 14:06:28 View thread; Collapse ^ Anybody else here receive a check from IL Dept of Revenue? - longsnapper Yesterday, 13:29:12 View thread; 7 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 14:03:13, View last; Yes. $1.10 overpayment.* - BradUnderwoodforprez Yesterday, 13:38:06 A few months ago someone (ATL?) posted a link to unclaimed property site - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:32:57 I did that, and already got a $1,500 check back in March.* - longsnapper Yesterday, 14:03:13 That seems like a lot though. Maybe you overpaid your tax bill ha* - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:35:08 unless the process has changed they make you jump through some hoops to claim those* - lcubed Yesterday, 13:34:18 I filled it out and jumped through 0 hoops - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 13:36:13 It's incredibly simple these days. - Tuscy Yesterday, 13:35:18 View thread; Collapse ^ I was out driving around like a clueless moran* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 14:01:37 View thread; 1 response, posted Yesterday, 14:02:30 sigh. Gum and coke zero* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 14:02:30 View thread; Collapse ^ IL-TN presale started 10am - JeffFrank Yesterday, 10:51:24 View thread; 7 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 13:16:32, View last; Same day as football title game in Indy - illini222 Yesterday, 11:55:23 Only about 4 hours apart. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 12:24:02 I like your way of thinking. * - osklister Yesterday, 13:16:32 I bought five - jfinsocal Yesterday, 11:49:40 I'm going to wait to see what the secondary market looks like - ATL Yesterday, 12:32:18 Kentucky-Gonzaga are playing Friday night* - LWillhite Yesterday, 12:21:32 It's a terrific hockey venue... - uofi1998 Yesterday, 11:54:26 View thread; Collapse ^ Whoops. Had a credit card close on me today - timmer July 9, 2025, 16:28:08 View thread; 1 response, posted Yesterday, 8:42:00 I had an email this morning stating I had a card that was going to close but I'm pretty sure... - Tuscy Yesterday, 8:42:00 View thread; Collapse ^ dumb hypothetical: if you could see where your life would be now had you made different choices - lcubed July 8, 2025, 13:08:49 View thread; 43 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 8:15:26, View last; just to see it? Yes. Same as flipping the last cards in poker after you've folded. - theBard Yesterday, 8:15:26 In hindsight, I would have gone for a DVM in addition to my PhD. Otherwise I’m good with everything* - Smarch July 9, 2025, 20:05:26 There's one or two big life decisions I wonder what would have happened... - KingTalkyTiki July 9, 2025, 13:26:07 One change wouldn't make one single life adjustment. It'd be an infinite multitude of possibilities - ibdoc July 9, 2025, 13:22:03 I’d like to see a world where I never found the IlliniBoard* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 9:18:46 Weirdly my life would probably be drastically different in pretty significant ways.* - KingTalkyTiki July 9, 2025, 11:40:50 same. - VIV July 9, 2025, 9:43:08 *snick** - jjlocke923 July 9, 2025, 13:38:29 I'd like to teach the world to sing. - osklister July 9, 2025, 9:40:40 LOL. I love the internet so I'd find a time waster somewhere.* - Toonces July 9, 2025, 9:36:40 No thank you * - PapaDels July 8, 2025, 22:05:20 whether you would choose to look or not, do you know the inflection point? - memyselfandillini July 8, 2025, 18:37:04 ooo. - longsnapper July 8, 2025, 18:49:23 No chance, glad to be where I'm at and don't need any reasons to second guess* - opey8 July 8, 2025, 17:47:01 I wonder where I would be right now if my family didn’t move to Illinois in 1978… - JeffFrank July 8, 2025, 17:46:35 bad shrooms?* - lcubed July 8, 2025, 18:43:55 If it’s only gonna show me what could have been, no chance. - assassin July 8, 2025, 17:44:37 Could’ve been so beautiful, could have been so bright - Sounder July 9, 2025, 9:43:29 No. Same reason I don’t do psychics* - snipes824 July 8, 2025, 17:34:18 Probably dead - timmer July 8, 2025, 17:27:41 Can I hit the undo button if I dont like how it turned out? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes July 8, 2025, 14:36:49 That way lies madness. - Sammich July 8, 2025, 14:35:19 I'd like to think my current life is a cumulative of my past decisions... - haighter July 8, 2025, 14:28:54 I just listen to Reggie's stories to scratch that itch* - longsnapper July 8, 2025, 13:37:32 Lol, I guess I've earned that* - reggiedunlop July 8, 2025, 22:25:34 chortle * - Poldark July 8, 2025, 14:32:42 Not after having a kid, yes before that* - PDO July 8, 2025, 13:35:43 This* - Quiz July 8, 2025, 17:19:57 Meh. Life's not that binary. If I had made a different decision years ago... - Tuscy July 8, 2025, 13:14:09 Imagine your brain packed with different memories* - JeffFrank July 8, 2025, 17:47:29 the biggest altered outcome could also spawn from the simplest decision - RVA July 8, 2025, 14:31:04 Word up* - Jackie July 8, 2025, 14:20:44 I met my wife through my grad school roommate - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:37:10 or would you have inevitably met her in another way, another setting? - bbonb July 9, 2025, 9:58:38 Absolutely no chance - Sounder July 9, 2025, 10:03:38 that’s my point - bbonb July 9, 2025, 11:24:47 Dr. Ian Malcolm one said that "life... uhhhhh.... finds a way." - VIV July 9, 2025, 12:08:54 Marcellus Wallace once said “f@ck pride; pride only hurts, it never helps” - bbonb July 9, 2025, 13:15:29 The concept of fate is pure nonsense* - Sounder July 9, 2025, 11:52:54 with that said, time is the enemy of destiny - bbonb July 9, 2025, 11:35:42 my larger point is that my decision to go to grad school - Sounder July 9, 2025, 11:56:23 Absolutely* - Sounder July 8, 2025, 13:12:24 Yes.* - Warrin'_Illini July 8, 2025, 13:11:14 View thread; Collapse ^

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